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- Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! - It's for the fans...

What is it? What is it?

That scared me.

Who is it? What is it?

Who is it? Who is that woman?

Chae Rin!

Episode 3

Chae Rin!

When you said you could never come back to me again,

is this why?

Do you really have to get married?

There were so many reasons why I should have gotten married

while there was no longer a reason not to...

that's why I did.

Are you sure you won't regret it?

I don't regret it now... and I won't in the future.

Then do you love her?

What are you doing, Mong Ryong? Choon Hyang is waiting for you.

Sorry, you were in the middle of a party with your friends.

Go on back.

I'm going to be here often, but I guess I won't be able to

contact you anymore since you're married.

Congratulations on your wedding.

Mong Ryong, the wedding cake is ready. It's time to cut the cake.

Listen, Choon Hyang, may I leave first?

I don't feel very good...

Sure, you can leave.

Everyone did a great job.

Mong Ryong doesn't know anyone but himself.

How can a bride be happy without her husband at the wedding ceremony?

It's okay.

Anyway, I was worried about the cake since it is so small.

It's better for us. Let's go in.

If you accept me, I want to go to you.

That's enough!

You're like my younger brother. You're not a man.

I'll be back to pick you up when you're done.

Then, do you love her?

What are you doing?

Are you here in this place, which doesn't fit you, to look cool?

You've watched too many movies.

Did you enjoy the cake?

Of course...

I ate my runaway husband's part too.

Do you remember how we talked about marriage on that bridge?

I thought at that time that it didn't make any sense,

however, it happened anyway.

You regret it, huh?

Yes!

Hey, groom, let's do it well.

Hey, bride, let's do it well.

You should've brought some cake for me, too.

Mong Ryong! Mong Ryong! Mong Ryong!

Oh, my gosh, I'm late!

You're, so petty, Choon Hyang!

Award for the best student...

Namwon Jae Il High School Junior Class 6, Sung Choon Hyang.

This person received the best scores...

Wow, your bike is great. Come here, come here.

Welcome to the club, Mong Ryong.

Traitor...

The wife receives an award while the husband gets punished...

What an extreme couple you two are!

Hey, Mong Ryong!

Are you going to make noise while your wife gets her award?

On your fist, on your fist!

You're really petty, how could you leave without waking me?

Do you know how hard I tried?

I called your name a hundred times.

Who was the one who didn't move and acted like a dead man?

Hey!

Where did that evil person come from?

This is my left profile.

Zoom out.

This is my full body shot.

Long...sit down and do it. Hey, hey, hey!

Where are you looking at? Do it right!

Do it again!

Dan Hyee, do you really have to be an entertainer?

Hurry up, do it again!

Hello, I'm Han Dan Hyee from Namwon Jae Il High School.

Choon Hyang 1st place.

Mong Ryong, 298th place...

So there is a difference of 30 cm between you two...

Next time, make it less than 20 cm.

What!

Honey, how can he improve so suddenly?

Then you want Choon Hyang to go down?

I told you make the difference to 20 cm,

which means Mong Ryong should be within the 200th place.

That's really too much.

I knew you weren't good in your studies, but I didn't know it was this bad.

Good for you, Choon Hyang.

It seems that your name came from your father's dream of a dragon?

Are you sure that it was a dragon? Wasn't it a snake or an earthworm?

Hey!

Then you should act in a way that is deserving of your name.

If you want to try, I'll help you. However, you should call me "teacher."

Am I crazy to learn from you?

He should study as much as his hot temper.

Choon Hyang, you're so cocky...

You told me to tell you if I wanted to study,

I want to, so teach me.

What's wrong with you?

Don't you know what table is used for a meal and for study?

I'm used to this. This is more comfortable. Mind your own business.

You're so tacky...

Whether I am or not, mind your own business...

"Mind your own business"

It comes out automatically doesn't it?

Who said that first?

I'll ask you if I find something I don't understand. So keep studying.

Hey!

It's a habit. Habits are really scary, huh?

I'm used to this while you're used to studying on the floor.

I have a question.

- What? - How do you spell "apostrophe"?

What?

Apostrophe, I see it every day but I don't know how to spell it.

Hurry up and show me how to spell it.

Apostrophe is apostrophe!

You see. That's what we call superficial studying.

You should study in depth.

Forget it. I'll find out myself.

I have another question.

How do you say mind your own business in English?

What?

You don't know that either.

You don't know how to say an expression you use everyday.

Forget it. I'll find out myself.

I know how to say that. You write it like this.

What are you doing?

A student studying is the same as a worker working!

You think making a living is for fun?

Geez. Study hard and have a good life!

Let's go!

What are you doing?

My bike has a flat tire.

Then walk.

Actually, I didn't sleep well last night so my legs hurt.

Faster, faster...faster, Choon Hyang!

Can't you go a little faster?

How can you be so weak after all you ate for breakfast?

Then, you pedal.

My legs hurt and I didn't even eat breakfast.

Faster. Choon Hyang with iron legs and iron arms.

Faster, faster!

I'm sorry, are you okay?

Oh, dear, where does it hurt?

There?

It must really hurt. Are you okay?

Why do you start when you can't win?

What?

You keep saying that you're smart.

It isn't because you don't study but because you're dumb, right?

What if I prove that I am smart? Huh, what will you do?

Let's see, shall we bet?

Bet?

Why? Are you scared?

Who said that? Fine! Let's do it!

Okay!

Hey! Give me a ride!

If you're ready, you can start.

Yes, candidate no.1, Hwang Ji-young.

She is 170 cm tall, 34-25-35. Her specialty is belly dancing.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

When will we ever finish like this? Bring them out in groups.

Candidates no. 77, 78, 79. Please come in.

They haven't even recuperated from their plastic surgery.

You want me to make a commercial for plastic surgery!

I'm sorry!

Today's audition is a total failure. Prepare the second audition right away!

You scared me. You start from volume 2.

Who is the smartest student in this school?

Your wife.

Except her.

Assemble all the top students in each class.

I have a favor to ask you.

I have to get a good grade on this exam.

I heard you guys are the best of this school.

You will need to make an extra effort for me this time.

You! If I win, you have to do that!

I keep my promises.

However, it will be really difficult to reduce the difference between us.

You can't cry and ask me to take it back.

Of course!

There are only 15 days left until the exam.

Good Luck.

He's so simple!

Sung Choon Hyang, you're digging your own grave.

I'm going to show you in two weeks!

17th, Chae Rin's Birthday

There's only a few days left until her birthday.

I'll be back.

Okay!

Honey!

Our Mong Ryong went to school very early this morning to study.

What's so special about that?

- Mong Ryong, are you getting home now? - I'm home.

Hey! Mong Ryong...

Thanks.

Chae Rin, I have something to tell you.

What?

How are you going to surprise me again today?

Shall we first have a drink?

Okay.

Let's break up.

What?

It's been three months.

Isn't it time we're getting tired of each other?

You know when we first met, we promised to be light and cool about it, right?

You're not upset, right?

It's a very special birthday gift.

I appreciate the gift but I can't share the meal with you...

I've got to go.

I always wanted to do that.

You're not upset, right?

Happy birthday, Chae Rin.

What are you doing? You told me you didn't want it.

Just one bite.

You said you didn't want any and now that I've made it, you want it.

If you want some, make it yourself.

Let me have some!

What are you doing? Hey!

Choon Hyang!

You're so petty! I don't want any!

It's me, Chae Rin...

Mong Ryong went to the bathroom.

The bathroom?

Yes, he'll be right back.

No, it's okay. I'll call him another time.

Mong Ryong... Listen...

What?

You eat all this ramen.

Forget it, I don't want any.

You eat all of it. Go on and eat.

You eat all this and study hard.

You need to be strong physically and mentally to study hard.

If you have decided to study, you should do it well.

The exam is in a few days. Eat well and be strong!

Eat, eat, eat...

1st Sung Choon Hyang.

190th Lee Mong Ryong.

Lee Mong Ryong, I accept that you're smart.

Choon Hyang, Choon Hyang!

Your husband is getting punished by the teacher.

What?

Lee Mong Ryong, tell me the truth.

I didn't!

You little!

How did you jump up 100 places in one time without cheating?

It doesn't occur to you that maybe I studied hard?

Who do you think you are looking at me like that...

Teacher, there's a misunderstanding!

Mong Ryong would rather get a "0" than cheat.

I saw it with my own eyes.

He was threatening the other students who have good grades.

What?

What did you do with those students after you lined them up in front of the bathroom?

You forced them into cheating for you.

No, I borrowed their summary notebooks. Ask them.

They're scared of you. They're not going to tell the truth.

Did you really cheat? Is that how you got the score?

Yes, I cheated... I cheated.

That ignorant little!

Mong Ryong!

Mong Ryong!

If I cheated, that means I lost.

About singing in front of my father if I lost,

you sing to him because I don't think he's going to like my singing.

Don't sleep in class...

You told me to tell you if I wanted to study. I want to, so teach me.

How do you spell "apostrophe"?

Teacher!

I'm sorry, but I must prove my husband's innocence.

Go ahead.

Now I'm going to show you evidence to prove that Mong Ryong didn't cheat.

This is the seating chart on examination day.

No one smarter than Mong Ryong sat around him.

The only elite student in the range of Mong Ryong is him.

Cho Young-ho, the 5th place student at this school is in the range of

Mong Ryong, who has 1.5 eyesight.

However... There was a huge wall between the two.

Therefore, considering the circumstances, it was impossible for Mong Ryong to cheat.

He could've exchanged papers.

That's a good point. It could've been possible.

However, do you know who the proctor was?

It was Mr. Myung-dal Oh, aka, the mine field of Jae Il High.

It is even more difficult to exchange papers than to cross the DMZ.

However, the most certain evidence is this...

The rest of the class gave the wrong answer on this question,

for which Mong Ryong had the right answer.

Will you still insist that he cheated?

No, what I meant was...

Wow! Good job! Wow!

Why are you here? Did the school send you to catch me?

Lead and follow as husband and wife. What do you want to do?

What does that mean?

It means that if the husband skips off, then so does the wife.

I don't want to lead and follow as husband and wife so go.

I'm sorry for doubting you.

Can't you forgive me with a bribe like this?

What is this?

This is the gift I made for you. Isn't it pretty?

Pretty? You want to give me a gift after you doubted me?

Oh, you're so petty. Forget it if you don't want it.

Who said I didn't want it. It's not bad...

You were better than I thought. I didn't think you could do it.

That's right, we have a bet. So you accept that I win.

What?

Now, we are going to award the student with the best test results.

Junior Class 6, Sung Choon Hyang.

Award, Junior Class 6, Sung Choon Hyang.

This person received the best score...

The principal of Jae Il High School...

Be quiet!

Principal of Namwon Jae Il High School...

Park Kwang-duk, Principal of Namwon Jae Il High School.

I'll take the accessories in my car.

Okay, then let's go directly to the Namwon shooting site.

Is there something wrong? You don't look good.

No, it's nothing.

I'm afraid someone's going to blame me for taking advantage of my junior as an intern.

Taking advantage of me? No, I'm grateful. I wanted to do this.

Hello.

Who is that?

Mr. Hak Do Byun.

He is the president of our entertainment agency. He's producing this film, too.

He got that picky director, Ho-taik Im, to join the team.

I'm going to do my best.

This is hilarious.

Everyone wants to become an entertainer.

We can be entertainers, too.

Have you arranged the meeting between Director Im and the new faces?

Yes, we'll see him at the Namwon shooting site.

The car is waiting for you.

I dressed well today, but I don't know if you'll like it.

What is that?

Oh yes, they are the actresses that got disqualified at the preliminary audition.

We're screening it again.

You should instead look on the internet!

Give me the remote control.

Tell this girl to come to the Namwon shooting site today.

That girl? Today?

She lives in Namwon. Make sure you contact her.

Everyone says I have a great body, I'll show you my side profile, too.

I heard Director Ho-taik Im is here. Where is he?

That must be him. He looks scary. Oh my gosh, that's...

Isn't that Soo-hyun Lee? She's so beautiful.

Her face is so small.

But Dan Hyee, are you really going to have an audition here?

Yes! I'm going to become an entertainer!

Since they asked you to come here, maybe they're going to use you right away.

I guess so! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Don't get too excited, Dan Hyee. It might be a trick.

Knock on wood.

Don't listen to him. Everything will be okay.

Wait for me here. I'm going for the audition.

Hey, how dare you go there by yourself?

Hey! Look at yourself.

It's cool.

If you hang around here and get caught, you'll be in trouble.

It's embarrassing. Let's go.

Let me look a little more. It's so interesting.

- Go to the car and rest. - I'm sorry...

That's just a hat.

Hey, you shouldn't be here.

Geez, this is so embarrassing. Let's go.

Mong Ryong.

Chae Rin...

What are you doing here? Are you looking for me?

What's wrong with you? Are you sick?

Oh, it's my head...

Chae Rin! Are you okay?

Step aside.

Excuse me.

Step back!

Where is the security guard?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - This is the third time we've met.

Are you not going to recognize me again?

Mister, what are you doing here?

Here, drink this.

I brought medicine for fatigue, colds headaches and indigestion...

Where are you exactly sick?

In my heart. It hurts like it's ripping me apart.

What are you talking about?

I got dumped. So, no medicine can cure me.

Wait, there is one medication that can cure me.

I'm going to go buy it, will you come?

So are you part of the staff? What do you do?

I can't say exactly what it is.

- However, I do a little bit of everything. - I see.

Normally, a handyman does a lot of the work without a specific job. Just a little bit of everything.

That must be hard.

I have a favor to ask you.

What is it?

I need to urgently find a prop for a scene. Will you help me?

I don't know Namwon very well.

A prop? What kind of prop do you need?

Um...let me see, it's a laundry bat.

A laundry bat? The one they used to use to hit laundry with to make it clean?

They one you hit laundry with? Yes, that's the one.

It's pretty difficult to find these days.

If you can't find it, will you get fired?

Possibly.

If we can't, we'll make it ourselves. Let's try to find it.

Anyway, Mister, you really must do a little of everything.

There's not much that doesn't go through me first.

You're sounding like someone I really don't like.

Being cocky.

Excuse me.

Do you have a laundry bat?

Not, I don't.

Excuse me.

- Do you have a laundry bat? - Here you are!

We found it! We found it, Mister!

- How much is it? - It's $30.

How can it be that expensive? Cut it in half and give it to me for $15.

No, I can't sell it for less than $30.

Then, we're not going to buy it. Let's go.

Then give me $20.

I'm not buying it if it isn't $15.

She's really tough. Okay, then give me $15.

Thank you.

It's so pretty. How do they make it?

Are you interested in these things?

Yes, this is still a secret business idea.

Later, I'm going to make accessories for business.

If you like it, why don't you buy it?

I can't buy everything I like. Let's go, Mister.

It's a relief you found the prop.

Thanks to you.

If you're grateful, you should treat.

Two Chinese buns please.

This place has really good fish cakes, too. Try one.

- What do you think? It's good, right? - Yeah, it's good.

Ah, it's hot...

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Alcohol is medicine?

This is what you were talking about?

Yeah.

It's medicine for when you get dumped.

You don't know how effective it is because you're still underage.

Stop. You're not even feeling well.

Stop it, you already had too much.

Let go!

- Goodbye! - Be careful.

Mister.

This is the most expensive hotel in Namwon and you're staying here?

I guess you're richer than you look.

More than I look. Thanks for bringing me here.

Thanks to you, I'm taking a taxi. Go on in.

Okay, bye!

One moment, please.

Should I wait? What should I do?

Mong Ryong.

Listen, I'm going to be late tonight.

Chae Rin is really sick. I think I have to stay with her.

Really? When are you coming home?

Well, I don't know.

You want me to wait?

No, why would you wait for me. Go on in and cover for me.

If you had asked me to wait, I would have.

If you get into trouble by your father, it's not my problem.

Don't go, Mong Ryong.

You weren't sleeping?

Are you okay?

Will you stay with me for a little bit?

I'm getting punished.

I'm being punished for belittling your feelings and hurting you.

You done nothing to deserve punishment.

It was hard because I liked you but that's not getting a scar.

I'm grateful that I was able to care for you.

Mong Ryong.

So if you really cared about that man,

then be grateful that you were able to.

Then, you'll be able to forget him with much less pain.

Go to sleep. I'll stay until you fall asleep.

He really didn't come home...

We'll be back.

Chae Rin was sick so I was taking care of her and I fell asleep...

So, is she okay?

Yeah... did you wait long?

Are you crazy? Why would I wait up for you?

Hey, it looks like it.

You've got dark circles under your eyes.

It seems you couldn't sleep because you were waiting up for your husband.

I'm swollen because I slept too much! Mind your own business!

Why is Mazinger Z coughing?

If Mazinger Z is sick, she must call for Dr. Kim.

Dr. Kim! Mazinger Z is...

This is the fist of Mazinger Z. You evil man.

Hey, wait up!

How was the audition yesterday?

Don't even ask...

that CEO person, called me to come and he disappeared.

He just didn't recognize my talent.

Hey! Give me the ball!

There's another guy like that...

was her name Chae Rin, or something like that?

She's all about her makeup.

He has such a bad taste in girls.

Why? She's pretty rich and luxurious.

Even if I were him, I would like her too.

Sung Choon Hyang!

Wake up!

It's because you are acting so stupid, he's already sleeping outside and thinking about another woman.

I really cant stand it!

CEO, here's the estimate you asked for.

Just leave it here and go.

Yes. I'll put it right next to you.

CEO, you have such a good sense of rhythm.

I'm so sorry.

"Namwon Jae Il High School Autumn Festival"

Who will be this year's Romeo and Juliet?

Last year's Romeo and Juliet went to college and are dating.

I guess the legend is correct.

Legend?

The school sure had a lot of legends.

Every year the King and Queen of the graduating class

get the leading roles in the play.

They say if you really kiss on stage,

you'll be in love for the rest of your life.

Isn't that so romantic?

It's childish.

They made up a legend so they could kiss.

He's really got a talent in sarcasm. I wonder who will be picked this year.

Of course, the girl's going to be Choon Hyang!

If it were someone else, I don't know but since it's Choon Hyang, I accept.

There's really no one special at this school.

Wait...if I get picked as the King...

Then she and I will be Romeo and Juliet?

I don't want that...

"The 35th Jae Il High School King and Queen results on the vote for Romeo and Juliet!"

Hey. They look at your grades, too, right?

It's a popularity vote, why would they look at your grades?

You couldn't even get into the top 10.

Congratulations Choon Hyang! Great job!

Hey, Choon Hyang, are you going to do this?

I don't think I'll be very good...

What are you talking about! It'll be a memory that will stay with you for the rest of your life!

And that Ki-nam Nam has been in love with you for a long time.

I heard there was a kiss scene.

A married woman can't do that. All the people in Namwon will be watching.

- Give it up to a single person. - It's acting, what's wrong with it?

Married actresses have kissing scenes on TV where the whole nation can watch.

So you're going to do the play with that cheesy guy?

Mong Ryong, are you afraid your wife's going to have an affair?

If you're worried, you can be in it too and keep watch.

Why would I take part in this childish school play, why?

You think I'm crazy?

I swear on that moon.

On that moon that is dyeing that trees in the silver light.

Don't swear on that fickle moon.

No, no, you two have fallen in love at first sight...

You think this shows your love?

- Mong Ryong got the part of nanny? - That's the only part that was left.

He shouldn't have been so stubborn and joined in early.

Don't swear on that fickle moon. It changes every month.

Your love won't change, too, will it?

Are you going to leave me like this?

What is your wish this evening?

Very good. Go on in.

We'll end it here for today.

Everyone memorize their lines for tomorrow.

Staff, please come here. There are a lot of things for you to prepare...

One minute, Choon Hyang!

We need to make the costumes and accessories

and all the teachers recommended you.

They say you'd be better than anyone else.

- Do you think you can do it? - Of Course.

Another embrace. Hold hands.

Another embrace?

Hold hands again and another embrace.

What kind of play has this much touching?

This is an erotic play.

I can make clothes and accessories...

But what about props like swords and shields?

Mister!

What brings you here?

I don't want to hear that it's childish just because it's a school play.

I'm asking too much, aren't I?

I got your help last time. It's not even a very hard request.

Really? Thank you so much.

If it's a play, don't you need a sponsor?

Well, it'll be great if we had one

but who would step up for a high school play?

Isn't that the president of DoDo Entertainment?

It is. Who's he with?

Wow, so he does actually smile like that, huh?

Director Baek.

Connect me to the principal's office of Namwon Jae Il High School.

Swear on yourself which is equivalent to a god for you.

Juliet, I will swear again on the moon

Are you okay? Oh dear! You should have walked...

It's really big!

What props did you say you needed?

Try this on. It's pretty.

Is it pretty? You try this on.

Sung Choon Hyang!

Hey, your kiss scene. Are you really going to do it?

Of course.

I've been waiting for this chance for a long time! Choon Hyang!

That little!

Oh, Juliet, accept my final kiss!

Everyone ready for the final rehearsal?

But where's Juliet?

I'm here.

Look at this!

It's so not like you. Don't fall in the middle of it.

Well, that looks perfect on you.

Don't stare at me.

It scares me when you do that with your slanted eyes.

You shouldn't be scaring all the young guests tonight.

Yes, Mister.

Yes, I received all the props. Thank you so much.

Are there a lot of people?

Well, some. It's just a school play.

Really?

I think I need to round up the audience.

May I bring some friends?

Of course! Please, come, please.

Okay, I will.

Do the actors have anything else scheduled after this scene?

No, nothing.

Was the play at 8?

But what part is Mong Ryong playing?

I don't know, he won't say. He's been rather cold.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Lee

What are you doing here, Chae Rin?

I'm here for work and I wanted to see all of you.

But are you going out?

Oh, Mong Ryong and Chun hyang are in a play.

So, we're on the way to their school to watch it.

You came all the way here...

That's great.

If Mong Ryong's in it, I can go, too, right?

Let's sit where we can see.

Mr. and Mrs. Lee.

Oh, you're here.

Yes, I got here early and saved the best seats.

Thank you.

Who's this?

She used to live next door to us in Seoul.

She and Mong Ryong grew up like brother and sister.

Oh, really.

But, there are only three seats. There's no seat for her.

Even if it's uncomfortable we can try to squeeze in.

No, I'll watch from over there.

Okay. Come in, come in!

Mister!

That's the VIP seating area...

Mister! Not there, go sit somewhere else!

If they ask him to move after he sits down, it'll make him feel bad...

Mister, not there! Not there!

I'd like to thank everyone for joining us this evening.

Mister. You can't sit here.

This person is...

I like this seat.

Your eyes will hurt because of the lighting

and you ears will hurt from the music here.

The seat over there is much better.

I'd like to introduce the president of DoDo Entertainment, Mr. Hak Do Byun.

Now do you think it'll be okay for me to sit here?

Of course.

To be honest, these are the best seats.

Save me! Come here!

Who is it? Who? I don't know either...

Juliet!

- I swear on that happy moon. - She's my child, but she's so pretty!

Don't make any promises. If you want to, promise on yourself.

You are my sun You are my life.

You are my tears. Please, accept my honest love.

Juliet! Juliet!

You can't die.

I will follow you.

A world without you has no meaning.

Accept my final kiss.

Romeo!

Nanny?

It's not time for the nanny to come out yet.

You mother is calling for you.

What are you talking about? Go on back.

No, not me, you go back.

Hurry up, I tell you.

Myung-wol, Gae-wol, Yeon-wol, everyone hurry in.

That's right, that's right...

And the last to come in...Chae Rin!

All the girls, unequaled in beauty, are here in this little Namwon.

Everyone, sit down.

No matter what the new governor threatens me with,

I'm not going to accept it.

There was no word from the new governor, right?

She's exaggerating.

- Why is she sharpening the knife? - That's what I mean...

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