Original subtitles

[music playing]

Hey, what are you doing?

Shopping.

What?

Are you crazy?

Believe me, Guido, I need these clothes

more than the owners do.

And frankly, b the timethey've been through your shop

a couple of times, I think the owners

would rather have the money.

Wait, wait, come back.

Ciao, baby.

Sorry, miss, we're closed.

No, no, no, I'll just be a second.

I've got to get money out of the box.

I cannot wait all weekend.

That's just great!

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

That's her!

Hey, Diane!

Diane, don't try it!

Everybody stay back.

Back off!

Get out of my face.

JUDGE: People versus Martin Claymore

and Diane Dunn at the top.

Call your first witness.

The people call Miss Diane Dunn.

Diane Dunn.

Miss Diane Dunn.

She skipped.

I beg your pardon.

Am I to understand that Miss Dunne convinced

somebody to underwrite her bail for $1 million,

and then she ran?

Apparently so, Your Honor.

I'm told she's rather persuasive.

Well.

I've done my part, counselor--too bad you couldn't do yours.

Monday at 3:00, I'll entertaina motion by Mr. Claymore

to dismiss the charges against him.

As for Miss Dunne, her bail is forfeited.

No, Your Honor, wait.

This is not an irretrievable situation.

And who are you?

Alicia Rudd, Teshima of America.

One of our subsidiaries underwrote the bond

on Miss Dunne.

[judge chuckles]

So much for yourquarterly profit statement.

No-- Your Honor, just give us a chance.

We will find her.

How?

There isn't a bounty hunter in America

that would touch this case.

We have an expert bountyhunter on our staff.

Just give us a little time.

Well, if it's just alittle time that you want--

[gavel thuds]

--72 hours to produce Miss Dunne.

Or you can kiss your million dollars goodbye.

Expert bounty hunter?

Teshima has an expert bounty hunter?

I had to say something.

Yeah, well, who's gonna do it?

[theme - "hot summer night"]

THEME SONG: I feel a beaton the street tonight.

The lights are right, andit feels all right tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

Hot.

[TRAFFIC RUMBLING, HORNS BLARING]

A bounty hunter-- why?

It costs a lot of moneyto run a bail bonds firm.

You only collect a 10%premium from the customer,

but you have to post bond for the entire amount.

So?

It's a lot like selling insurance--

you're waiting to see who's gonna show

up for trial and who won't.

A lot of bail bonds firms arebacked by insurance companies.

So what you're saying is, Dan's

The Man Bail Bonds is really a subsidiary

to Teshima Insurance?

Well, not directly, no.

I'm not interested.

We're willing to give you an inter-corporate

credit for 25% of the bail.

Which is?

$1 million.

Diane Dunne.

She's a part time model.

She claims to be a fashion designer,

and apparently she needs no sleep.

Oh, according to her probation report,

she's a kleptomaniac and a pathological liar.

So what made her worth $1 million?

She's the state's one witnessagainst Martin Claymore.

They've named her his co-defendant

to force her to testify.

Martin Claymore, banker to the mob?

And I'm supposed to bring her back alive?

Great.

No one knows where she is,least of all Martin Claymore.

You just find her, and wewill send the corporate jet

to fly her back.

So what's the problem?

Huh.

Let's see.

What kinda goodies do they have?

Teshima Corporate gold card.

It's about time.

Teshima Brand disposable razors.

[razors clatter]

[inaudible]

What's this?

[sniffs] Aftershave?

[sniffs]

Cough syrup.

[metallic clattering]

A plane ticket.

I need a car.

OK.

We use Imperial Rent-A-Car.

How about a Mustang?

Fast, convertible, black.

Dennis, how you gonna find her?

Well, I found out she boughta one way ticket to Wright

International Airport.

Oh gee, that helps.

Well, she has one fatal flaw--

she loves to party.

Dennis, listen, will youplease, just please be careful.

Don't worry.[huffs] What could go wrong?

Here's your car.

[plane engines droning]

This is a sports car?

No.

But it is what your Instant Request profile

asked for on the computer.

[traffic rumbling]

I didn't fill out a request profile.

Your company did.

Four doors, four cylinders,and lots of luggage room.

Great.

It's the same for every Teshima employee.

Fact, it's the only car Teshima will pay for.

Are you sure?

That's why we call them Teshima Mobiles.

[both chuckle]

Ah.

Kind of works outperfectly, don't you think?

[sighs] Sometimes life's just like that.

Have a nice day.

[upbeat music]

[patrons chattering]

[laughter]

[playful shriek]

[crowd cheering]

[TRAFFIC RUMBLING, LIVELY CHATTER]

[playful shriek, laughter]

[horn beeps]

[engine turns over]

Hey.

Is this your father's Oldsmobile?

Nah.

I stole it off a Amway salesman.

You know this girl?

Are you a narc?

Now if I was a narc, [inaudible]..

I'm just looking for her.

Yeah, well, dressed like that,she's gotta be at the inside

track at [inaudible].

You are a narc, aren't you?

Well, if I am, why are you helping me then?

'Cause you're a cute narc.

[upbeat music, merry chatter]

This for me?

Ah, two guys over in the corner.

Then it is [inaudible].

They like to share.

Hey, can you play something slow?

[slow dance music]

Wanna dance?

I'm already dancing.

Yeah, well, you mind if I join you?

You don't like to do it alone?

Yeah, but the they tellme it's much more fun when

you do it with somebody else.

We're talking about dancing?

Actually-- I'm talking about traveling.

[cuffs click]

Hey, man!

You can't do that in here!

Cops can't come arrest somebodyin a rock club-- you ever

seen anybody do that before?

No, but I always wondered why.

I know why!

[blow thuds, booker grunts]Help!

He's a cop!

He's a cop [inaudible], move!

[patrons clamoring]

Stop him!

Easy.

Help!

He's a cop!

[distant traffic rumbling]

[booker grunts, diane screams]

Let me go!

Dammit!

Will you calm down?

[diane shrieks]

There's nothing you can do about it, all right?

All right, OK.

You got me.

Now what you gonna do with me?

Gonna keep you safe so I canfly you back to your trial.

That's it?

No police brutality?

No sexual favors?

I hadn't planned on it.

You gonna cooperate or not?

Just a safe trip home?

That's the deal?

Yeah, that's the deal.

I'll think about it.

Think about it.

[diane yelps]

[cackles]

This is your car?

I'm supposed to ride in this?

Just watch your head.

Did you build this car yourself?

You know, you're a real piece of work.

I got it. You're a--

[tires squeal]

--discount bounty hunter, aren't you?

[ominous music] - Get down.

[GUNFIRE RATTLING, DIANE SHRIEKING]

[tires screech, gunfire booming]

You OK?

Yeah.

A real safe trip home!

That was the plan.

Yeah, well, nice start, Fonzie.

[panting]

How did Claymore's people find you so fast?

What makes you think they found me?

They didn't follow me.

Are you sure?

Who you been talking to?

Police here, a couplepeople at the [inaudible]..

Claymore's men could have bought them.

Let me ask you a question.

What makes you so damn important in this case?

I know everything.

Names, dates, people, places,where the billions went.

How?

Would you believe I haveexcellent typing skills?

Oh, great.

Super.

So you dated Claymore!

[scoffs]

That's a polite way of putting it.

Actually, I lived with that toebreaker.

And?

And at a very inappropriate moment,

he discovered that I helpedthe police bug our bedroom.

You know, that's what I love, you know--

a relationship built on trust.

Look, homie, when you'refacing 30 years in prison,

your priorities do change.

Well, let me tell you something--

Claymore is not gonna let you live,

even if you refuse to testify.

Oh-- you noticed.

Here's the plan--

we stay out of sight tillTeshima sends a plane.

When I get you home, I won't turn you

over till they put you throughthe witness protection program.

I got a better plan.

You take the cuffs off me, and I run like hell.

Not rich enough to hide from Claymore.

Unless you put him in jail, he'sgonna find you sooner or later.

All right, then-- how about this.

You take the cuffs off me,you buy me a lottery ticket,

and then I run like hell.

Look, would you just please cooperate,

just while we're in here?OK?

Please?

Well, since you asked so nice.

Come on.

Put this over your cuffs.

[bell jingling]

Oh.

Help you? - Yeah.

We'd like a room for the night.

Yeah, you got anything really nice?

You know, soft and romantic?

[snickers]

You folks newlyweds or something?

Yeah, something like that.

Actually, I'm his sex slave.

Actually, [STAMMERS] I barely know her.

I mean-- we met in a club,and this magician did this

trick and lost the key, and--

You have any rooms with four-poster beds?

You know, something he could attach me to?

Uh.

You sure you folks wouldn'tbe happier in the motel

down the road?

They got all these-- um,mirrors and VCRs and things.

Look.

I just want a room for a couple hours.

I don't even care if it has a bed.

I just want it for a couplehours, and that's it.

Stop it. Please.

Stop it!

All right?

We'll try not to make too much noise.

[suspenseful music]

Teshima's gotta send a planeas soon as they can. [ON PHONE]

And have them add some extra security.

OK, then I'll calltransportation and security

right away, and notify Alicia, OK?

I'll call you back as soon as I confirm.

DENNIS BOOKER [ON PHONE]: Thanks, Elaine.

OK.

[phone keypad beeping]

What are you watching?

The desk clerk.

Making sure he didn't call the police.

You try that again, OK, andyou'll be sleeping in the car.

So?

It's fine with me.

Just leave the keys inside.

I won't be a bother.

Hell.

[grunts]

What are you doing?

Trying to undress.

It's not very easy when you'rewearing handcuffs, though.

Wanna help?

- You're trying to set me up- No.

I'm trying to take a shower.

It's been a while.

Ay-yi-yi, I should never done this.

I should've let them find us and kill us.

Baby, now is it that bad, huh?

You think these are gonna rust?

[grunts]

I want you to throw your clothes out here.

All right?

And don't-- read my lips--

and don't even think about running.

That's cute.

You're a real piece of work.

Ah.

Thank you.

Very disappointed, though.

Thought you were going to come in and watch.

[slow music]

[booker sighs]

[handgun clicks]

[suspenseful music]

[diane shrieks]

[booker grunts]

Going somewhere, huh?

What are you doing here, man?

Thought you might want a towel.

What are you, psychic?

Well, you kept your shoes.[grunts]

Yeah, they're kind of nice, really.

I paid full price. - Diane.

- They're sexy, you know, and--- Diane.

Back to your room.

You know, emotional shock is not very

good for the immune system.

That and the fact I'm soaking wet.

Well, you're the one whowanted to take a shower.

[diane sighs]

I'm dying of pneumonia here, Dennis.

Well, I'll make sure I warn the prison doctor.

That's not a very romantic thing to say.

We're not exactly on a date.

I don't know.

You put me in this great motel,you give me a big fluffy towel

when you recaptured me.

I think there's a certainchemistry going on.

[engine revs, tires shriek]

What, are you pulling your gun?You feeling like I'm--

[booker grunts]

Just stay behind me.

Dennis, that window!

Get down!

[EXPLOSION BOOMING, GLASS SHATTERING]

You OK?

How did they find us?

How'd they do it so fast?

There must be a leak at Teshima.

Which means?

If we wanna make it home alive,

we gonna have to do it alone.

- Bye. - Bye.

Thank you very much. You guys were great.

Thanks.

Uh.

This shouldn't be too hard to find.

Could you get me a car to match my eyes?

[CHUCKLES] Oh.

This is a very nice car, Dennis.

It is.

You should take this car on one of those TV

shows about amazing facts.

It's exactly like the last one.

Or is it like doughnuts-- you buy 12,

you get the 13th one free?

Look.

If I leave these off, do you promise not to run?

Why would I want to run from you, Dennis?

Huh?

You got a great car.

Every time you send out for room service,

the results are spectacular.

You let me wear your coat.

Great.

Dennis, I don't want to run from you.

I'm falling in love.

Just get in the car, OK?

OK.

Great.

[huffs]

Buckle up for safety.

[upbeat music]

[chuckles]

So you got another plan?

Yeah.

We're gonna drive like hell till we get home,

and if we run out of time, I'mgonna find a private airfield

and charter a plane.

Well, in that case, you knowI'm not wearing very much.

So do you think when the storesopen, we could stop, maybe,

and get me something more appropriate to wear

to the next event?

Something in black would be nice.

I could wear to my funeral.

Or to a court appearance.

It's too big a risk.

We don't have enough time.

You know, if you were a womanand you were dressed like this,

I think you would assess the risk differently.

[music playing]

Ta-dah.

Do you like?

Does it make me look more fetching?

Yeah.

We're newly married.

We're still working out thekinks in our relationship.

It's terrific.

We'll take it.

[giggles]

What's this?

Oops.

Forgot.

[dry chuckling]

I'll take this too.

Ah.

OK.

It's really ugly.

I'm not asking you to wear it.

I probably wouldn't.

There you go.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Thanks.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe with all that's going on,

you're shoplifting.

Why?

You read my probation report.

Shoplifting is part of theessence of my very being.

Like driving tacky cars makes you Dennis.

Yeah.

Shoplifting makes me Diane.

Cute.

Get in the car. - Oh, wait.

Do you think we have time tostop and get something to eat?

You know, we could sit andtalk about high school days,

and our first dates, and--

you know, we can do all thatstuff that people do after they

spent the whole night together.

Ma'am!

Miss!

Miss, wait.

You forgot your change by the payphone.

No, I didn't use a phone.

Sure you did.

The phone by the dressing room.

You must have called collect, sothe phone returned your change.

Oh.

Did I say something wrong?

Who'd you call?

Huh?

I didn't call anybody. I never used--

Who'd you call the guys that were chasing us?

Huh?

I-- no! No.

- You did, didn't you. - No!

Yeah, you did.

The first time was outside the club.

They didn't just find you--they were waiting for you.

What, do they work for you, is that it?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Could we just go?

And the motel room?

The phone extension in the bathroom--

that bomb was meant for mewhile you jumped out the window!

You know, your imaginationis running amok here, OK?

Just-- Could you--

Where are they, huh?

What time they gonna get here?

I really don't knowwhat you're talking about.

This is great, man.

Ouch!

Get in the car.

Would you be nice?

[car door slams]

You're crazy, you know that?

There's nobody coming.

[tires shriek]

[suspenseful music]

Stay down.

[engine turns over]

[engine revs, wheels screech]

Well, what you gonna do with me?

I'm gonna park you with the local Sheriff

till I can bring in some backup.

SHERIFF: You want to run that by me again?

I mean-- what exactly is it you want?

I wanna park her here for a couple hours

till I get a plane in here to take her back.

Well, your warrant and ID look good.

But you understand I'll have to check you out.

Fine.

Uh.

You mind if I go get something to eat?

Oh, go ahead.

The mini mart down the street's always open.

Great.

[SOLEMN MUSIC, CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Hey I was just about to go looking for you.

You got a little problem here.

Didn't you run my ID?

Oh, no.

You checked out just fine.

Of course, I ran your prisoner's prints, too.

And?

Son, she's not Diane Dunne.

Let's cut the runaround, all right?

Who are you?

I'm Suzanne Dunne.

I'm Diane's sister.

We look a lot alike, huh?

[chuckles]

Oh, get off it, all right?

Diane Dunne told the policeshe didn't have any family.

Please, since when does Diane Dunne tell anybody

the truth about anything?

I'm Suzanne Dunne.

Run my driver's license--

PX90210.

So why the hell are you posing as Diane?

To buy her time so she canget to the bank on Monday.

Because like you said,unless you have enough money

to leave the United States and start some new life,

you're not gonna escape Martin Claymore.

So, what?

What are you supposed todo, get blown up instead?

Is that it? - No.

I was supposed to go tothe bank for her on Friday.

She had money stashed in her bank box--

I was supposed to go get and carry to her.

She was afraid the policehad somebody following her.

And?

And I was late.

Did a good jobimpersonating her, though.

[chuckles] Claymore's men shooting

at me, trying to kill me.

Anyway, we decided that [sighs]I could drop a few clues,

make them think that Diane skipped town,

lure Claymore's men awayfrom her long enough for her

to be able to get to the bank on Monday.

It was her that I called the store, by the way.

So if you're not tippingoff the hitman, who is?

I don't know.

Maybe-- maybe it's your taste in cars.

Maybe it's people trying to protect

the beauty of the environment.

I don't know-- maybe they're turning you in.

That's it.

What's it?

Well, every time I rent a car, or check

into a motel, or even everytime I use this credit card,

his hitmen turn up.

No, no-- 'cause the store has to check

the credit card through theverification machine, right?

Which phones up the credit card computer

along with the store's address.

And Claymore owns a lot of banks,

which means he has access toall the credit card computers.

When was the last time you used that card?

About an hour ago down the street.

We gotta get out of here now.

Greeley!

It's Booker-- I gotta get her out of here now.

Greeley!

Come on. - Oh-- whoa, wait.

You can't just walk out like that.

We got some paperwork to do.

We didn't fill out anypaperwork we came in here.

Which is why we gotta do it now.

We don't have time to do it now.

Don't worry.

It'll only take a minute.

You know, I used to be a cop.

So?

Well, we never wore our sidearms in lockup.

We do things a little different around here.

I'll bet.

[wood clatters, greeley grunts]

Go lock the front door!

How much they paying you, huh?How much!

SHERIFF: $200,000 in cash.

[ominous music, engine rumbling]

You can't get away from heat like that.

What, are you gonna shoot me?

No?

Claymore's men are outside!

[doors clank, engine turns over]

[wheels screech]

[gunfire rattling]

Well, whoever she is, she'sobviously in this with Diane.

Find her if you can.

Get the story out of her.

If you can't, kill her.

Are you sure that she nevermade it to the bank on Friday?

I'm sure.

It had just closed.

[chuckles]

I always told Diane she could out-con me.

You know, she never ran.

She's been in the city the entire weekend

waiting for her bank to reopen.

Which means-- [huffs] --that she's going to be

there tomorrow at 10:00 AM.

[crickets chirp, engine rumbles]

There's only two ways out of town--

north on the highway and south on the highway.

And they'll both be closed by road blocks.

We're trapped.

[distant train whistling]

Hey, at least we're gonna diein a better class of car, huh?

We're gonna die, aren't we?

C'mere.

Come here.

[sighs]

[gentle music]

Don't worry, OK?

We're gonna make it.

We'll figure something out.

[sighs] I'll come up with a plan.

[water burbling]

I gotta get to a phone, and I gotta warn Diane.

Well, chances are, you'regoing to run into a deputy

or a hit man first.

Worth the risk.

I mean, if they figured out that I'm not her,

then they probably know where she's gonna be.

Why are you so willing to take the hit for her?

She's my sister.

Three days ago, I'm workingin a dry cleaning shop.

I have the dullest life in the world.

Diane's out there, going for it.

Yeah, and she made a lotof mistakes by doing it.

I know you're not supposedto lie to people, you know

supposed to steal from them.

But when I was playing her, you know?

Giving you a hard time?

[CHUCKLES] Yeah.

Guys were shooting at me, trying

to kill me, that was the first time

I felt alive in my whole life.

Well, I got a better idea for you than just

getting yourself captured.

What?

Getting home and taking Claymore down head on.

But it's 300 miles away.

We got less than four hours.

Then what are we waiting for?

[grim music]

[metal screeches]

There's no answer.

She must've switched hotel rooms again.

Hurry up.

Why?

Because they're here.

[suspenseful music]

[engine buzzing]

[thrilling music]

[wheels screeching]

[gunfire booming]

Yeah, all right, thanks.

That was the credit card security office.

Booker just used his card again.

Where?

Here, at a hotel near the courthouse.

[grunts]

How is this possible?

He must have chartered a plane.

I think this whole thing was just a ruse--

he's got a line on Diane.

[engine buzzing]

Hi.

Could I just give you my credit card number

and reserve a room for today?

Oh, good.

OK-- here it is.

5192.

[receiver clacks]

His card just cleared through another hotel.

He hasn't figured out how we keep finding him,

so he's setting up fallbacks to hide her.

Send Kibby and Brand to the first hotel.

Marcus and George, get them to the second.

That doesn't leaveanybody to cover the bank--

She ain't going to the bank!

She's testifying!

Now just do what I tell you.

[grim music, traffic rumbling]

[horn blaring]

[THRILLING MUSIC, ENGINE BUZZING]

[telephone trilling]

[grim music]

Yeah.

The man I paid off at the bank-- she's there.

What?

He's gonna try to stall her, but she's

gonna be gone in 15 minutes.

[ominous music]

Martin, what are you doing?

We don't have any backup.

I'm gonna take care of it myself.

There's something wrong here.

[THRILLING MUSIC, ENGINE BUZZING]

[grim music]

[THRILLING MUSIC, ENGINE BUZZING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC, FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]

[THRILLING MUSIC, ENGINE BUZZING]

[wheels screech]

Don't do it, Claymore!

Diane, get down!

[GUNFIRE RATTLING, WOMAN SHRIEKING]

[BULLETS PINGING, PATRONS CLAMORING]

[gunfire booming]

[GUNFIRE RATTLING, CASINGS TINKLING]

[gunfire booming]

[man grunts]

[gunfire booming]

Get in the vault!

[gunfire booming]

[gunfire rattling]

[patrons clamoring]

[distant sirens wailing]

Give it up, Claymore.

[muted patrons murmuring]

[gunfire booming]

[claymore grunts]

Aren't you a little late?

Well, you have to admit, it was

a pretty hard story to believe.

I mean, I'm still not sureyour system got it right--

I mean, was everybody really chasing a decoy?

Well, see for yourself in the vault.

But I gotta get the real one back in court

so they don't forfeit her bail.

Now, wait a minute--

are they really in there?

Yeah.

Well, that's a time-lock vault. I mean,

if they're really in there, you won't be able

to get them out until tomorrow.

[suspenseful music]

You mean I went through all this,

I still don't get my bail money back?

Sorry.

Those are the rules.

[grim music]

This was quite alittle operation, Booker.

Well, I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

I figure at the rate of25% of the bail, that gives

my office a credit of $250,000.

Plus expenses.

Expenses?

Standard procedure for our bounty hunters

is that they cover their own expenses.

That's no big deal. That's fair.

I mean, I can work that out.

ALICIA RUDD: No need to.

Accounting already has.

Let's see-- fees on two rental cars, $320.

Yeah, I had a little problem there.

[chuckles] - Yeah.

You did.

Damage to the cars-- $9,500.

Are you sure I didn't signthe collision damage waivers?

There's the one hotel room.

Double occupancy.

Dennis.

$95 for the night, and--

oh, what a surprise.

$160,000 in structural damage.

CHICK STERLING: Then there'sthe legal fees for our attorney

to persuade the judge that, since Miss Dunne

was locked inside a bank vault,he really ought to be a sport

and refund the bail anyway.

Yeah. But he did.

Mm-hmm.

At a cost of $6,000.

Then there's the corporateplane on standby, the missing

Sheriff's car, the motorcycle.

Do I need to go on?

Is there a bottom line here, Chick?

Yeah.

$1,057.00.

Oh.

That's not that bad.

I mean, I can earn that back.

No.

I don't think you understand, Booker.

No.

[chuckles] I do.

No, you don't.

That's profit.

Against all expectations, youactually turned $1,000 profit.

He did?

I did?

Yes, you did.

[chuckles]

Hey.

Uh.

Case closed, huh?

Yeah.

Diane cut a deal for protection.

Look, um.

You know, I was thinking about something.

What I don't understand is, after all

me and you went through together,

you didn't even ask for my phone number.

Oh.

Well, um.

It would have been a conflict of interest.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. I didn't think of that.

OK. All right.

Take care. - Ah-- wait, wait.

C'mere, c'mere.

Just.

Please.

Uh.

Well, at least until the case was closed.

[sighs] I was wondering [STAMMERS] if I

can get your phone number now.

Oh, you want to wait to call?

No, I'd rather go to dinner tonight and talk

about high school days and my first dates,

and that sort of thing.

[both chuckle]

OK.

Oh, but you gotta do something for me.

What?

Could you bring those handcuffs?

Yeah? You liked those?

- Yeah. - You did?

Uh-huh. [both laugh]

[mellow rock music]

[theme - "hot summer night"]

THEME SONG: I feel a beaton the street tonight.

The lights are right andit feels all right tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels all right.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

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