Original subtitles

She is still alive!

Look! A car crash!

ls everything alright?

This can't be happening!

Pry the door open and save the people inside!

Can you open the door?

Ai . . .

A bicycle crash?

l wonder if everything is alright.

Wow!

Luckily you seem OK.

You should be alright! You are too young to get hurt by this!

l am glad that you are alright!

Be careful!

Who are you?

Are you trying to steal something?

What are you looking at?

Haven't you seen such an advanced tablet before?

That is not my intention .

l have a strange feeling about this house

and would like to come in and have a look.

Have a look! You think this place is a zoo?

No l don't mean that!

l ’ together with my wife and lover'

cycled to Malaysia on a trip!

l am a musician' I create music!

l create things too! l am an author!

Really? Then can I stay here and

No!

lt's alright!

l am alone and won't bother you much

You said previously you are with your wife and lover!

How come now you said you are alone?

This is my lover!

and wife

What is your phone number?

My number?

Yes.

01 291 3279

3 months rent in advance' 3 months down payment

no laundry

no smoking

no girls in the room?

Ha. . . Ha. . . Ha. . .

Hua. . .

Hei . . .

Hua. . .

Ai . . . Ai. . .

Hey! l found a floating corpse in the river!

Check out that place! Quick’ bring it there

see if there's any more discovery!

Do you know the deceased?

You can say l do or I don't. . .

So do you or don't you?

l think I don't!

Think carefully! Do you know that it is a serious crime to give false testimony?

No’ no! I have dreamt about him

but I think l have never seen him before in real life.

You have never seen him before but dreamt about him?

l don't know why also.

Do you want to know why?

Do you know?

No l don't!

But I can. . .

. . .definitely help

you investigate why.

l thought you need to investigate how he died instead?

He's already dead’ why would l investigate for him?

Aren't you a cop?

When have l told you l am a cop?

Hey, move aside!

Have you called the Mata-mata?

What's that supposed to mean?

Mata-mata means the police!

Yes! It's me who called the cops!

How did you find the corpse?

He said he saw him in his dreams!

l really dreamt about him in the river!

l am not lying!

You dreamt about it?

Don't try to fool us man!

Don't you dare try to fool the police! Otherwise l will take you back to the Mata Chu. . .

That's. . .

The police station right?

Wei,Wei’ What is the mater?

What is the mater?I am not involved

Hey! Calm down!

What are you doing! What?

Don't do that! What are you doing! What?

Help! Finally someone who knows Cantonese!

You come quick help us!

- Hey! What's going on? - What's going on? Calm down!

Let's talk this through!

l don't know!

l was here taking photos when they suddenly hit me!

Calm down!

What are you doing!

Wait'wait.

They come from HongKong.

They don't konw our rules here, let them go

Hey, you are great!

Of course!

What photos were you taking

that make the villagers so angry?

Porno?

What are you talking about!

l was just posing. . .

in front of the corpse

No wonder then!

lt's a big taboo here

to take photos of corpses!

Hang on

why do you know Malay?

Why not?

l was born here!

Look' you don't know your way around here.

Here' take my card!

Wow' you are a lawyer?

Better than a lawyer!

Look at the back!

Yip Chi Yuen' Private investigator.

You are a private investigator?

Strictly speaking you can't say that l am a private investigator.

Then what are you?

l am. . . a master sleuth!

A master sleuth uses his brains

not his moves.

He is a master sleuth?

Ha. . Ha. . . Ha. . .

Come in! Have a look around !

Wow! It's big in here!

Quick’ take a photo of me!

Alright!

Hey, this house is great!

We can really live here?

No problem!

Since we are all from Hong Kong!

- Thanks! - Wow!

Who are you?

No’ we just met near the river.

The hotels are all full

and they can't find a place to stay

so I took them here!

Hey! ls he swearing at us?

l don't hear anything.

- Really - Nope.

What are you looking at?

We want to rent a room. . .

No!

Please help!

We really can't find a place to stay!

That's none of my business!

Look! I am a photographer and she is a model.

l think this house gives me a lot of inspiration

and l want to do some photo shooting here

maybe if we give you more rent.

What did you just said

l am a photographer’ she is a model

we think. . .

l am talking about the last sentence!

We give you more rent?

What's your phone number?

Oh! 6437

3 months pay in advance!

3 months down payment!

No laundry!

No smoking!

No cooking! No sex?

Jesus' it's the same expression again.

Can you act more frightened

and more real?

Hey! l know you are taking photos at my back

how can l be afraid?

Ah, I have an idea!

Wa. . .

Don't men like to hear women scream?

Let me scream some more for you!

Wa. . .

l am so scared!

How can you get changed so quickly?

l am so scared!

Don't

Don't chase me around!

Ai . . . Ai. . . Ai . . .

Why are you so thin?

Why don't you have a heart beat?

Wa. . .

lt is a real zombie!

Stop fooling around !

There's a real zombie! lt has no heartbeat!

Wa. . . Wa. . .

Don't touch me!

Mister' Mister

Mister mister’

There's no need! I don't need that!

Mister mister

l said that don't need that!

Please close the window for me!

Ai . . . Ai. . .

Ai . . .

Don't touch me!

Ai . . .

Oh. . .

Ai . . .

Have you mistaken me for someone else?

Don't touch me!

Have you mistaken me for someone else?

Don't chase me around!

What!

Hey! Why would a zombie use the telephone?

Who are you

lt's you!

What!

What don't you have a heartbeat?

l always put my ipad

in my breast pocket

l don't know what you are thinking!

Hey wait!

Aren't you a mute?

Who said l am a mute?

l spent too much time using iphone and ipad

l just don't like talking!

Are you crazy?

Why are you dressed up like that to scare people?

l am crazy?

How about you two?

l was just joining in your fun!

l only want to join in the fun!

l really can't stand you .

Ai . . .

You are the zombie and you are the headless corpse!

Then who is the old woman?

What old woman?

l am here!

Wa. . .

Ha. . .

What? Where did this old woman come from?

That's her.

She's only an old woman!

Why so afraid?

Right!

Old woman! Who are you?

l am Lung Poh!

Wa. . . Wa. . . Wa. . .

Trying to leave?

Wa. . . Wa. . . Wa. . .

What? You are pretending to be the headless ghost too?

Why do you have two heads?

No one has touched

my breasts for decades!

Do you have a death wish?

Wa. . . Wa. . . Wa. . .

Leave

Hei . . . Hei . . . Hei . . .

l am so scared!

Ha. . . Ai . . .

Wa. . .

What is the problem?

l am so scared!

Go go go!

So

You are not allowed to leave!

Can't you see that l need 3 more to play mahjong?

No one can leave until we played a full round!

Why stop?

Don't stop!

lf l can't win I will eat all of you!

l always get such a bad hand! Whatever!

Draw your tile!

What? No! No win. . .

One circle

what? No win. . .

Hahaha

Can you win?

No! I have seven chances to win!

But I still can't draw the right tile! You are safe!

Such a bad hand!

This game doesn't count!

Hei . . .

- Alright alright! - Let's play another game.

Doesn't count!

Doesn't count! Doesn't count!

l have never won with 'Thirteen Orphans' before!

Let me win for once with it!

Ha. . .

What are you looking at?

Haven't you seen such a good hand before?

Play the tile!

Ah!

Don't cheat!

No’ l am just tired.

Sorry!

lt's the phone!

Hello? l said l don't want to get a loan!

Oh. . .

Play fairly!

Don't think I don't know these high tech goods!

l refuse to win until l get the tile myself!

Ha. . . Ha. . . Ha. . .

l have 1 3 changces to win,

l don't believe i can't win this time!

Quick! Draw your tile!

Draw! Draw! Draw!

lt's One Circle!

lt's One Circle.

l won't take that.

l play Nine Bamboos.

No.

Ah well l play Nine Characters. You must need this right?

No.

Nine Bamboos

l won't take that.

White Board!

Not for me!

East!

No thank you.

White Board!

No.

lt's your turn.

Such bad draw!

Well I have Nine Characters. . .

l win!

Thirteen Orphans! Hahaha. . .

Hey! How are you supposed to win with that?

Where's my Thirteen Orphans?

Ai . . . Ai. . .

Hei

Ai . . . Ai. . .

Hei

Hei . . . Hei . . . Hei . . .

How's going on?

Garlic

Bible

Don't!

Are there anything to ward off evil?

We can use virgin piss!

Can only give you those twenty years ago

l have lost it too last year. . .

Help!

Hey! The Red Middle! It is useful!

Red Middle!

Here it is!

l have one too! Let's do this together!

Told you it works.

Let's do this again.

Die!

Don't cast me to hell!

lt's very painful!

Who? Who's coming?

Who?

Damn'

you rent the house out again?

l have no choice!

l haven't written anything lately and have no money left!

Over my dead body

There really is a dead body!

l just saw a ghost!

Ah, don't try to change the subject!

Look!

Who is he

There would be much less trouble if you pay the rent earlier!

Look at you! Have fun!

Thanks!

You are already hundreds of years old

why are you still doing this to the young people

Look at you! Let me give you this!

Sir!

Hey! Lady!

This is my room!

Why are you in here?

This is my room!

What? What's the matter with Ah Ngau?

He sublet my room to someone else?

Can you not look at me like that?

Right, why didn't l see you in the morning?

l don't see you at night too!

Yes' I normally go out at night!

l am actually

lt's alright!

There's no need for you to say it!

l know!

You know?

l know! l recognize just by your looks!

You can do that?

Of course! You can't go out in the open right?

Great!

l was thinking how l should tell you this!

lt's alright! l understand

it is difficult to tell someone about your line of work!

You know my work too

l know!

That's great!

Sorry!

My head drops off easily!

Are you alright?

Go away!

Wow' I thought he looks nice

l can't imagine him being so promiscuous

Three words, slut slut slut slut slut!

That's five words.

You can continue later

but I must say that your rent will be doubled

if you bring girls here!

lt's not like that!

lt's not like that! By the way aren't you a mute?

Who said that l am a mute?

Hey! Hey!

Don't change the subject!

You are mischievous!

Are you calling a prostitute when we were not here?

l am not a prostitute! I am a ghost.

A ghost?

Ghost?

How can a ghost look so beautiful

Ghost is pretty' i do not know

But I am really a ghost!

She really is a ghost!

Stop trying to fool us!

What kind of ghost would have make up and dress so sexily?

What kind of ghost

would have make up and dress so sexily?

But I died like this

l don't want to be like this too

Alright, that's it

You must have died when you are prostituting!

lt must be hard to be a prostitute.

l said l am not a prostitute!

Now do you believe me?

Of course Why won't we believe you?

Now you believe!

Alright!

l don't want to scare anyone

l have died in this house thirty years ago

and unable to leave

l can't harm anyone

You died here?

My name is Chan Siu Dip

l was from Hong Kong

l was a very famous actress in the Cantonese opera

l came to Malaysia to act

But on my way to the hotel

l was caught and killed by 3 men!

Oh! So you died in this foreign country?

Wait! You said you were caught by 3 men!

Were you being molested?

Molested?

Molested? More like raped!

Of course it's not rape!

There were 3 people so it must be gang rape!

What are you talking about? Rape is rape!

Hey! Are you two serious?

Can't you see that she is poor enough already?

So! Can you see the faces of the 3 men?

No’ and since l can't see their faces

l can't find closure

and so I was stranded here and cannot leave

can you help me?

What? You are dead for thirty years?

Even if we try to find them

they would look totally different now!

How can we find them?

Where are you two going?

Oh! Me

l am going to the toilet! Where are you going?

l am going to watch you go to the toilet!

You heard that Siu Dip wants help and you are trying to run away!

lt's alright

l will help you even if they won't!

Hey! This place is so old and run down

ls he dependable?

l don't know

but since we are all Chinese maybe he would help!

This is it! Private investigation!

Hey! We are not wrong!

Hey, does it hurt?

Next time don't bang the door so loudly!

lf it breaks you will have to pay me back!

Wow! Is this place a dump bin or a private investigation company?

Wow there are so many awards!

These are all yours?

l get this type of good citizen award all the time!

There are no place left to put them!

You are great!

How great is that?

lt is always a pleasure to help people!

You don't need to be so afraid’

l was just joking before

Even if you broke the door I won't ask you to pay!

ls this a photo of you receiving an award?

l receive these awards since l was seventeen!

A foreign guy gave this to me!

ls there anything I can help you with?

We met a ghost and want to help her.

Wait wait.

A ghost?

Yes' her name is Chan Siu Dip and she was a famous Cantonese opera actress.

She was murdered here 30 years ago!

Right Right

Hey wait!

You want me to help a ghost?

Sorry Sorry

Sorry l can't help you please leave.

Why

What?

Why?

First of all I help people

not ghosts.

Secondly l take cash

but not those from the underworld!

Finally, and most importantly

l don't believe in ghosts!

- There is a ghost! - Listen to me that really a ghost!

Don't waste my time!

There really is a ghost' we saw her ourselves!

ldon't want to hear about it anymore

Can you come with us and have a look? There is a ghost!

Don't make judgment before you came!

Come to have a look! Please believe us!

Go go!

There really

You are a good citizen, right?

Go go!

- Go to look please! - Please!

- Go go please! - Please believe us!

lt's time to eat!

You refuse to leave because you are still trying to find the people who murdered you

l won't rest peacefully if l cannot find them!

After so many years you are still thinking about it!

To die like that

how can l not think about it!

Also they have killed Ah Cheung too!

Lung Poh

when can l move on?

Moving on!

lf l haven't told someone through their dreams

you are still in the bottom of the river!

Alright, alright!

So

SoAre there any news?

Follow me

l will show you a place!

Let's follow her.

l have been here for a long time

and l don't know such a place exists!

This is the basement for storage.

Let's look around .

Wow this looks very nice! What!

Haha, you are such a coward . . . wow!

Ha! Idiots!

You guys are crazy!

You must be joking!

Ha! There's an old photo here!

Have a look!

The background was Malaysia

from 30 years ago.

There are words at the back.

Goat' Turkey’ Pig

do you know them?

l have a lot of fans in the past so I am not sure.

But look at the date!

lt is the day when l was killed!

What? That means that if we find them there might be clues?

You must be joking

it's from 30 years ago

They are now all middle aged and must have changed a lot!

l have a plan!

Let me handle this!

What are you planning to do

Let's go find them together!

Go hell!

Alright! We are helping Siu Dip to find her killers

let's go!

Hey! What are you doing here?

Detective it is so good to see you!

We are helping Chan Siu Dip find her killer.

Chan Siu Dip

Detective’ it's a big deal!

Chan Siu Dip was killed here

30 years ago

and we can still find the killer now!

Really

Really! Look!

The date in the photo is the day

Chan Siu Dip was killed!

That's why we are trying to see if we can help her find some clues!

What?

So you want to tell me

that you can find the killers with this photo?

We didn't know that

Chan Siu Dip said 3 people murdered her

and there's 3 people here!

Chan Siu Dip said

She was dead 30 years ago

how can she tell you?

Her ghost told us!

Ghost?

Don't tell me you were dreaming again!

l was not dreaming!

A ghost came before us!

Hey!

Last time you said it was a dream

this time you said there are ghosts!

Do you think that I am a 3 year old?

No it's not like that detective!

Enough!

l am warning you!

lf you are causing trouble again

l will get you all

and throw you out of Malaysia!

Bluffer

Hey! Actually

l am very tired’ let's get back first!

My head hurts!

Hey!

Why are you two youngsters tired so quickly?

Are you having sex all night?

No! I can't help it!

Why don't we leave first?

lt's alright

We can't find any clues anyways!

Let's get back!

Alright! Let's go!

Hey! Hey!

ls there no one that can help me?

Even if the detective won't help

l will still help you .

Maybe the killers

have already left Malaysia!

We can't find them no matter how we try!

That doesn't mean we can let the killers go!

l believe in justice!

lf there is justice

how come l was killed like that?

l know!

We also want to look for them!

But we don't know where to look!

l know!

Where?

We can use the Ouija board!

Hey! Why aren't there anything happening?

Even internet takes time!

lt's moving!

Hey! Don't push!

No

You are pushing!

Look how fake you are pretending

Hey, you!

- I told you not to push! - But I haven't!

You two!

Can you be more respectful to the Ouija?

Try again!

This time it's you!

l have already told you it's not me!

What happened?

What are you doing?

Ha. . . Ha. . . Ha. . .

My god!

The ouija board works!

lt really works

Hei

Wa

Hei

Wa

Hei

Wa

Sing’ don't cause trouble here

leave!

Wei

Go to Sriracha if you want to find Goat.

Where is Sriracha?

How would l know?

wait, wait!

What?

Where is Ah Ngau?

He always acts so strangely

he will appear sooner or later! Let's go!

l think it's here?

- Really? - Yes!

- Are you alright? - Yes!

You are here so quickly!

l have told you that this guy is strange!

Of course! Hey!

Tell you what?

This is Sriracha!

Hey wait' this is Sriracha?

That means that we can investigate the case for Siu Dip?

- Go! - Go!

Be careful! Don't fall down!

Alright! l don't need you to remind me that!

So unlucky.

What are you laughing at?

You are so muscular, you go first!

Wa

You frightened?

Ai

Hey! Get up!

Are you alright?

This can't be right!

Why is it so fragile?

Hey, have we gone too far?

Have we? There's a mouse.

Ai

Mouse! Mouse!

Mouse

Ha. . . Ha. . . Ha. . .

Wa

Calm down’

let me call someone!

Chi Yuen Private Investigations

What? Someone is dead?

Call the cops!

You again?

Don't tell me you want to say that a ghost killed someone!

Exactly!

Let me tell you, it is very frightening!

- I saw a ghost! - That's enough!

Ai

those guys came here because of you,

either you deal with them or I will deal with you!

OkOkOk

See? Listen to the detective

and don't cause any trouble!

l can't help you with anything!

Who is guy who killed himself?

His name is Yang Yau Jing,

nickname is the Goat.

Goat

Goat is really dead?

l have heard that he is a gambler with a lot of debts.

ln the end he hangs himself.

Hey, let me tell the truth

l don't want to participate anymore.

You are giving up now?

l haven't thought that it would lead to a death

l don't want to continue anymore.

Hey now that Ah Ngau quit

what shall we do now?

Sorry Ah Man

l think we are not going to continue too. We are leaving.

Hey guys’

lt's alright'

if they don't want to help anymore l won't blame them.

Goat is dead

Ngau and the others are gone’

l don't know

if I am still able to help you alone

lf you still want to help me

can you please take me to the forest?

What? l thought you can't leave the house?

lf there's any danger. . .

Please help me one more time.

l think I have been here before.

What? Try to remember if you truly have been here.

l was killed here!

Let's look around then.

l think this is the grave

What? Try to think clearer.

So they are the people who killed you.

l should have been buried here’

but where are my bones?

Someone must have dug it up before us.

Why do they do that?

They need to destroy the evidence

l think the person who dug up your bones

is the one who killed Goat.

Hey what happened?

Are you alright?

The sun is coming up

Are you alright? Can you hold on?

l think I can.

lt's my fault!

l shouldn't have let you leave the house.

l demanded you to take me out!

l actually need to thank you for helping me.

But we still haven't found anything useful

l am already very happy that you help me all you could

Why do you say that?

You look very much like my boyfriend.

His name is Ah Cheung

and he has always treated me very well.

When I was killed he cannot accept it

and killed himself!

Bao Gung, why are you only eating so little?

Are you even full?

lt's fate how much we can eat

as long as one is happy who cares?

You don't need to save so much!

Your house has changed hands so many times

and everyone in it dies a horrible death!

Everybody knows it is haunted!

What are you trying to say?

l said your house is haunted’ who dares to live in there?

My house is haunted? What then?

Right! We are not asking you to live there!

l don't want to live there!

Let me help you find a monk

to exorcise the ghost

and then wait for the government to redevelop it.

You will receive millions and won't need to work again!

l have promised Sei Gor l will never sell.

l tell you’ if l sell it will be torn down

How can i treat my guests then?

where can l let my friends stay then?

Bao Gung, think about it, it is very beneficial to you. . .

No’ it is beneficial to you .

How can something be so beneficial?

You will know the truth in a few years!

Just like the old teaching

Don't be greedy!

Listen to me’ Bao Gung!

Hey what are you doing?

Leave!

Get out!

l haven't played on the swing for a long time.

Ah Cheung used to let me play on the swing all the time.

You thinking of something?

No l am not.

Missing your girlfriend?

l realized that l have accused her of something she hasn't done.

When I realized my mistake

it is already too late

Even though we can't be together

seeing you makes me feel like l am looking at Ah Chueng again.

l hope that when you see this photo

you will think like me and

What?

l hope that when you see this photo

Human and ghosts’ we shouldn't mingle!

Then why are you always talking to me?

l am different!

l am a human and can do whatever I want!

You are a ghost' what can you do?

l am talking about Siu Dip

she always come up to this world

and now even ran away with the artist,

you need to keep an eye on her!

l know!

Let's be careful with her

Why do l need to take advice from you?

lf not how can l find a reason to see you?

You think I want to see you?

lf you don't want to see me

how come you are always bring the glasses l gave you?

because it is a waste not to use it!

Wear it! It looks nice on you!

Huh?

Who is it?

They are so happy together’ l better leave.

Hey, look! Look

that's great!

What's so great?

They are all dating!

How can this happen!

Yes' human and ghosts hugging one another!

What the hell.

You are now dating a ghost? I despise you!

What are you talking about

we are just chatting.

Chatting? I don't believe you!

Yes' how can the timing be so convenient?

Yes' tell him his rights and then question him!

Yes tell him his rights

and then question him!

Alright! How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

ls it very exciting?

yeah

Yeah my ass!

Hey what are you doing?

Forget it! l don't want to talk to you guys!

Hey

are you Siu Dip's boyfriend?

What?

Wow!

The person in the picture is you!

The person in the picture is Siu Dip's boyfriend.

Hey, why did Siu Dip's boyfriend look so much like you?

Yeah, exactly' then you must be Siu Dip's boyfriend!

The name of the person in the photo is Ah Cheung

he is already dead for a long time!

Wait' do you have a girlfriend?

My girlfriend? She is also dead for a long time.

Dead for a long time?

Siu Dip is also dead for a long time.

Yes' yes!

Then, you are Siu Dip's boyfriend.

Ah Cheung.

Wow! Hey

hello

he doesn't have a shadow, he is a ghost!

Why say that he is a ghost?

l don't know?

lt's simple'

l can't see his shadow in the mirror

and he must be a ghost!

Seriously?

What's the matter

l think he doesn't know that he is dead.

He must be Siu Dip's boyfriend.

That's why he came to the house

he is looking for his girlfriend Siu Dip!

This must be it!

That's right

Wei

What the hell!

Shit’this is enen more scarier!What the fuck!

l am not asking you for your rent

why are you so frightened? You are crazy!

Wa. . . Ai . . .

Hey!

Hey, hey!

Hey. . . hey what are you two doing?

Are you that afraid?

l can't help it

l can't stand it anymore!

Told you not to have sex all night long! Let's go!

l can't stand it anymore!

He's coming out. Hey

he's coming out! Let's go!

Don't come here!

Hey why are you guys running away?

Oh’ wait

why aren't you afraid of the sun?

Why would I be afraid of the sun?

Because you are a ghost?

l am of course not a ghost’

don't they look much more like a ghost then I?

Oh right’ yeah.

Let's carry them back in.

Get up! Are you alright?

Get up!

Get up’ hold on!

l can't wake them up, what now?

l can't wake them up too.

Hey! Wake up!

Ghost!

He is a ghost!

What? l am not a ghost.

He said you are a ghost.

Why are you suddenly saying that I am a ghost?

Aren't you a ghost?

No he isn't. I thought he is

but he went out to the sun and it didn't affect him .

Then why do you say

that you can't see his shadow in the mirror?

Now I can

but just now l really can't see his shadow.

That's a painting.

Che

He is not a ghost.

lf you are not a ghost then why were you chasing me?

Right!

l am not a ghost.

l was going to bring you the newspaper but hit my head

l was going to bring you the newspaper

but hit my head’ look!

Newspaper

We are

Ghosts!

The traffic accident I saw that day

it happened to you guys’

you are still in a coma in a hospital.

That means that

your soul have left the body’

then you are ghosts!

Why have l become a ghost?

That's impossible!

That's crazy!

lf l wrote it in a novel

no one would believe it!

That's reality

for you.

Hey! What are you doing now?

lt's time to do something!

Hey, maybe they can still be saved!

They are still in the hospital

if you stop the 'Clock of life'

then they will be dead for sure!

lt's all your fault!

Why do you still let them walk around

when their time is up?

Can you be more compassionate?

l am doing this to let her understand!

Help her then! Why must you be so stubborn?

She is a ghost’ not human.

You are being mean!

That's me

if you don't like it don't talk to me!

Hey! Wake up! Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Wake up!

What now?

They seem to be dying!

Ah! Are you alright?

Hey, be careful!

Actually you look better than alright!

Have you taken Viagra?

l don't know what happened!

l don't know

suddenly l felt full of energy!

Alright! lt's great that you are feeling better.

Siu Dip and I have been to Sriracha!

That's the place where she is buried

Not only that

we found out that Goat’

Turkey and Pig killed Siu Dip!

l always thought there's something strange about them !

Then why don't you say that before?

Hey! l have an idea

let's find the detective for help!

Yes great! Let's do that now!

Hey, although you seem alright now

you are actually still in a coma in a hospital!

You two are half dead

how can you help?

No.

We must continue to help.

Why?

Since we are already half dead

we must help her now!

A person will either go to heaven or to hell when one dies.

So? What does that mean?

lt means

that we have done a lot of wrong in our life

what if we are cast to hell?

That's why we need to help Siu Dip

so that we can go to heaven!

Then may I ask

what wrong have you done in your life?

l stole money from my mother!

l cheated in exams.

l stole my brother's underwear!

l haven't paid for my meal once.

l peek at my father having an affair with a woman.

Huh, l have touched my stepmother's ass.

l have had sex with my sister's boyfriend .

l have peeked at her sister taking a shower.

You sick bastard!

lt's better than you telling me that you are a virgin!

You also told me you are a virgin!

Why talk about this now? We are the same!

Jerk!

You are the jerk!

Everyone in your family is a jerk!

Everyone in your house is a jerk!

That's why we decide to help Siu Dip.

Alright, hallelujah and god bless you!

Don't run!

Hey, wait’ what are you doing?

l think they must have something in store for us.

Wa

Ai

Wa

Wa. . . wa. . .

Hey

Hey, isn't it great?

Ha ha ha

lt's really great!

Go to hell!

See how you like that!

You, you . . .

Damn!

Damn' hit them!

AI ai ai

Hey! Are you alright?

l am still alive.

l am dying!

Why do they have to hit me so hard?

We are half dead

but if someone hit us again we will be totally dead!

Why suddenly beat us up?

We must be targeted by someone!

let's find the detective now!

Hey, hey! Why stop?

What happened?

That is the detective's car

he must be somewhere near!

- Right! - Detective. . .

Hey, hey!

Come on come on

Aren't that the guy who beat us up?

- Right! - That's him!

Follow him.

Thanks' Turkey Gor!

Yung Man Kin is Turkey?

He is the killer who killed me?

Your case haven't been solved

but no one plans to investigate

because your killer is the detective!

Yung Man Kin!

Siu Dip, calm down!

Siu Dip, are you alright?

Siu Dip, l am alright!

Hey, don't be angry

That's why the detective refuses to let us investigate!

He is Turkey!

The detective is Turkey

then who is Pig?

What if we know who Pig is?

We can't prove that they are the killers.

What now then?

What? Yung Man Kin?

Hey! Why would Yung Man Kin call you?

Hello' yes' what? Alright. . . bye.

What?

Why would Yung Man Kin call you?

Hey! Has he discovered that we know who Turkey is?

He said he found Turkey

and asked us to identity him in Sriracha.

Wait' he is Turkey

why is there another Turkey?

lsn't that obvious?

He found someone to take the blame!

Then now what?

We will fail no matter what we do!

Sigh I think there is only one person who can help us now.

You are not talking about the private investigator Yip Chi Yuen are you?

That guy is so strange!

Thats what i call a master sleuth.

Yes! He is not a master sleuth but a crazy sleuth!

Master or crazy

he is our last chance, we must risk it!

Let me go too!

No!

Why not

l need to catch Yung Man Kin myself!

That is why l can't let you go!

You think I will go crazy and kill him?

l can tell from your silence!

lt is for your own good!

We will talk about it when we get back!

Hey, Man!

Have you called the master sleuth here?

He told us to come first,

he will call us when he arrives!

Hey, why did Yung Man Kin tell us to come here?

There's not even a ghost here!

Hey! Don't talk about ghosts

you are scaring me!

Hey!

What are you doing!

Wa. . . wa. . . wa. . .

What are you doing!

What is this place

Wa. . . wa. . . wa. . .

Be calm’ be calm . . .

Ah!

Wa. . . wa. . . wa. . .

Where have you been?

l have stayed here.

You are lying!

We saw you in Sriracha!

Yes! And we saw you killing Yung Man Kin!

He's dead? Good!

That bastard, I wish he can die ten more times!

You are actually behind the whole thing!

You made that phone call

and lured us to Sriracha!

You also used me to lure Goat and Turkey

so that you can kill them'

am I right?

What does it matter?

Now he is dead!

Are you happy now?

Have you killed anyone? Tell us!

l have already told you!

He told me to stay! How can l kill someone?

You think I will still believe you?

So you have never trusted me!

Yes

Alright, let me tell you

if I could

l would kill them all!

You are packing your things?

There are still lots of places to see here in Malaysia!

No thanks, there's nowhere else l want to go.

Oh’ so do you distrust me or distrust Xiaodie?

Have l frightened you?

No’ Bao Gung how do you know about Siu Dip?

l am the landlord’ I know everything!

Let me ask you

although Siu Dip is a ghost'

do you think a ghost can more lovelier than a human?

l don't know!

Ask yourself!

l don't know

Actually

although ghosts are scary’ humans can be scarier!

Do you know why?

lt is very hard to trust a human

let alone a ghost!

lf you want to leave l won't stop you

but don't lose hope after one accident!

Don't lose trust because of 1 bad incident

l tell you

what is in front of you might not be real!

l tell you

what is in front of you might not be real!

Why don't you trust me?

l told you l have nothing to do with him!

So you have never trusted me!

Yes!

When you see

this photo you might

l start receiving awards when I was seventeen!

A foreign guy gave this to me!

Yip Chi Yuen Private lnvestigations

Pig!

Bao Gung!

Oh’ where have you been?

Haven't seen you for a long time

why don't you find me for a chat? Haha. . .

Haha yes we haven't met for a long time

Bao Gung! Bao Gung!

Bao Gung!

What a surprise.

Bei Tai ' Bei Dai ' Ah Ngau!

Hey, what? What happened?

What?

Yip Chi Yuen is Pig!

What?

The master sleuth?

Yes' and that's not it!

l think Goat and Turkey are both killed by Pig!

What? Then we have accused Siu Dip wrongly!

l saw him killed Bao Gung just now!

What!

Why don't you tell us sooner?

Lung Poh' what happened?

A very strong sense of killing is coming towards this place!

The sense of death is strong here!

l have heard that there is a ghost in this house who is harming people.

She has already killed two people!

Every since the owner of this house died in a horrible accident

this place has became

a gathering place for ghosts!

Let me cleanse this place today

for the common good!

Yip Chi Yuen' what do you want?

Grand master’ let me handle this

let me try to reform them!

Alright! Then I will deal with them !

You have already killed Goat and Turkey

why can't you leave Siu Dip alone?

No! Not only Siu Dip

l won't let you go too!

He has a gun!

You want to escape?

Damn this monk is very powerful

l am no match for him !

Lung Poh' why don't you leave with me?

lf l leave and he comes out

where can he find me?

Abomination! You have hurt humans too many times!

l am not forgiving you today!

Damn you stupid monk!

You can't differentiate good ghosts from bad

you are the one who is hurting everyone!

Damn you stupid monk!

l will let you know how good l am when l was young!

l will accept your challenge!

Ah damn

Ah .

Ai

Why do you have to head to certain death!

Ah . . . wait! Wait!

l am a disabled person!

l am a disabled person! I am a mute! l am a mute. . .

Yes yes we are half dead!

Yes' yes!

Hey actually this has nothing to do with us!

Haha yes

We should leave since it has nothing to do with us!

Wait what

What! A gun!

We are all fucked!

lf you haven't found me to look for the killer of Siu Dip

l would never have to kill again!

Wu. . . wu. . .

30 years! After 30 years everything should have ended!

l should have the chance to be a better person!

l have killed both Goat and Turkey!

l know that Siu Dip's ghost

has come back

l use this to lure

them out and kill them!

Then nobody will know my secret!

That's why you all need to die!

No!

Man is in danger!

Save him! l can hold on here!

What can you do if l leave?

Just go!

There's no where to hide!

Come out to die!

Otherwise your death will be much more painful!

Hey, I have watched the movies

his gun has 1 6 bullets!

He already fired 1 4’

so he only got 2 left!

So you want us to rush out

out to risk his 2 bullets?

What if you counted wrong?

then we would be shot for nothing!

l am not wrong!

lt's important to save him now!

Hey we are here!

Bei Tai ' Bei Dai '

Where do you think you are going?

l won't let you die so easily!

Ah

Ah Ngau ' are you alright?

Hey! This bullet is for you!

Yip Chi Yuen!

Hey

Yip Chi Yuen!

Let's see where you can go this time!

Ya

Hey ya

Ya

Hey ya Hey ya

Ya

Hey ya

Ya

Siu Dip!

l know you will come to find me!

You think I will come unprepared?

Ha

Hey

Ha

Ya

Ha

Let me take you with her!

Don't promise him , Siu Dip!

Don't!

lf you can let him go

l will leave the world immediately

and forget about everything!

Alright!

Siu Dip, Siu Dip!

Siu Dip

Siu Dip Ai!

Man’ maybe we can meet again in our next life. . .

Siu Dip!

Why did this happen?

She finally agrees to leave the world.

Siu Dip refused to leave

because she wants revenge!

Now she can give it all up because of Man

do you still think she is a bad ghost?

On the other hand

no matter how powerful you are you still

cannot see through a human heart!

Are you afraid?

lf you want to give it all up, follow me!

You are wrapped in red rope

so you can never return to this world!

You two will be meeting Siu Dip soon!

Bastard

Haven't you said that you are letting us go?

You are so naive!

Hey!

l was afraid that the ghost will refuse to leave

and tell everyone about what happened to her!

Now that she is gone

after you are dead

no one will know my secret!

That's life

you have no choice!

You can't be a good person

even if you wanted to!

Put down the weapon to redeem yourself!

Hey ya

Ah . . . help’ help! What now?

Ah . .Yip Chi Yuen

you heartless bastard!

l will come find you even after l became a ghost!

When I killed Goat and Turkey

l wrap them with red rope just like you now!

That's means you can never return to this world and find me!

Yes it's a bit hot it is going to end soon!

Hey! Help! Hey

don't go

help! What can we do now?

Man’ help me. . . ahhh!

Help me. . . help me

Buddha

please come out and help us!

come out and help us

Ai ai ai man man!

hey. . . hey

Man’ Man . . . hey. . . hey. . . don't. . . Man. . . what?

Haha is this really happening?

The Buddha really came to save us!

The Malayan police have release photos

of the fugitive Yip Chi Yuen.

He is 5 feet 1 0 inches tall’ of medium build.

lt is believed that he is involved

lin the murder of two people in Sriracha

of one Malayan Chinese

and Police detective Weng Yung Man Kin .

Siu Dip has finally left the world

and Ah Ngau will handle the rest of the things.

My trip has finally ended.

l have not believed Hiu Wa and Siu Dip

in the end they both died for me!

And because of this l realized

that for both human and ghosts

trust is a very important thing!

l can finally be myself!

Mister' mister

can you buy a fund-raising stamp from me?

Ah!

Ah

lt has killed someone!

A vase has dropped down!

So! Are you dead yet?

How can l die and leave you behind?

Ouch! It still hurts!

Just a bit

relax

Actually it is not bad now

l am in charge of the human world

and you are in charge of the ghost world

human and ghosts can now live in peace!

Ha ha Look