Original subtitles

-YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN.

-HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR JERSEY.

-YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT.

-YEAH, UM, ABOUT LAST NIGHT...

-YEAH?

-JESSIE: I THINK I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY

WITH THE CHAMPAGNE AND EVERYTHING.

-CHAMPAGNE? THAT'S ALL IT WAS WAS CHAMPAGNE?

-NO. -[PLANE WHIRRING]

-[JESSIE SCREAMS]

-BOTH: WHOA!

-WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

-JESSIE: OH, MY GOSH!

-LOOK, HE'S COMING BACK. -JESSIE: WOW.

THAT'S AWESOME!

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

-I THINK HE LIKES YOU.

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-MITCH: HEY. -ALEX: HI.

-SO, HOW'D YOUR BIG DATE GO WITH WHAT'S HIS NAME?

-HIS NAME IS HERMAN.

-HERMAN? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING OUT

WITH A GUY NAMED HERMAN.

-I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HIM.

WE HAD DINNER TOGETHER ONCE.

-REALLY, ONCE? UH, WHO PAID?

-WHAT DO DO YOU MEAN, WHO PAID?

-WHO PICKED UP THE TAB?

DID YOU SPLIT THE CHECK OR DID HE PAY?

-WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

-YOU PAID, DIDN'T YOU?

-WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED?

-I KNEW IT.

-FINE, I PAID. AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THAT IS?

-GOTTA GO OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.

-NO, I DON'T.

-ALEX, TRUST ME. IT'S AN OLD GUY TRICK, OKAY.

IF YOU PICK UP THE TAB, HE FEELS HE OWES YOU ONE.

HE'LL BE CALLIN' YOU BACK IN 24 HOURS, ASKIN' YOU OUT.

-REALLY?

-MAN OVER RADIO: ZERO ONE TO ALL UNITS,

CODE R AT WILL ROGERS TOWER FOUR.

CODE R, WILL ROGERS AND TOWER FOUR.

-WE'RE ON IT!

-[SIREN WAILS]

-[WOMAN MOANS]

-WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON?

-[SIREN WAILS]

-[COUGHING]

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-[COUGHING]

-WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

-WHAT HAPPENED? -J.D.: I DON'T KNOW.

ALL THE SUDDEN PEOPLE STARTED COMING OUT OF THE WATER, SICK.

-YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER.

-MIGHT BE RUNOFF FROM THE STORM DRAIN.

-I THOUGHT THERE'S ONLY POLLUTION AFTER A RAIN STORM.

-COULD BE ILLEGAL DUMPING. BE RIGHT BACK.

-[COUGHING]

-ATTENTION, SWIMMERS! EVERYBODY OUTTA THE WATER.

THE BEACH IS CLOSED. THE BEACH IS CLOSED!

EVERYBODY, OUTTA THE WATER.

JESSIE, GET SOME SECURITY TAPE AND SEAL OFF THE STORM DRAIN.

CALL SANTA MONICA GENERAL

AND TELL 'EM THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET SWAMPED, OKAY?

LET'S GO, ALL THE VICTIMS OUTTA THE WATER.

ANYBODY THAT'S GOT A VICTIM, FOLLOW ME TO HEADQUARTERS.

LET'S GO! ALL VICTIMS TO HEADQUARTERS!

-[VICTIMS COUGHING] -[INDISTINCT TALKING]

-IT'S ALL RIGHT, DARLIN'. WE'LL GET YOU A BLANKET.

-ALEX: HERE WE GO, SWEETIE.

-MITCH, WHY ARE YOU BRINGIN' 'EM ALL UP HERE?

-FIRST AID IS STANDING REMOTELY.

WE'RE SETTING UP A TRIAGE CENTER IN THE LOUNGE, ASAP.

-ALL RIGHT.

-OKAY.

-MITCH: WE NEED A BLANKET IN HERE!

-HERE YOU GO. I'M GONNA CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT, OKAY?

-AND CALL THE EPA, AS WELL.

IF IT WAS A TOXIC SPILL,

THEY'RE GONNA WANNA HEAD THE INVESTIGATION.

NEWMIE! -NEWMIE: YO?

-CALL THE MEDIA. LET 'EM KNOW THE BEACH IS CLOSED.

AND TELL THE CHIEF SHE IS HANDLING DAMAGE CONTROL.

-I'M ON IT.

-ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!

I WANT THESE COUCHES MOVED OUTTA HERE.

SOMEBODY GO DOWNSTAIRS AND BRING UP ALL THE COTS

AND PLENTY OF BLANKETS.

-J.D.: I GOT THE COTS!

-YEAH, THIS IS ALEX RYKER WITH THE LA COUNTY LIFEGUARDS.

NO, NO, WAIT. DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD, PLEASE.

-HANG ON, HANG ON! WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

YOU CAN MAKE IT. HOLD ON, HOLD ON!

-[BOY RETCHES] -SOMEBODY GET A MOP IN HERE!

OKAY, HANG ON. I GOTCHA, OKAY.

J.D., SET THOSE COTS UP, HUH.

AND FIND SOME ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP.

-OKAY.

-MITCH: HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

-WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS EVERYONE SO SICK?

-WE DON'T KNOW, HONEY.

WE THINK THE WATER MIGHT HAVE BEEN CONTAMINATED.

-I FELT SICK BEFORE I WENT IN THE WATER.

-ANYTHING YET?

-NO, THEY STILL HAVE ME ON HOLD.

-MITCH, YOU GOT A PHONE CALL.

-TELL 'EM WE'LL CALL 'EM BACK.

-HE SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT.

-MITCH: WHO IS IT? -SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE KID.

TYLER, TAYLOR, SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.

-TANNER?

-YEAH, TANNER. SAYS YOU KNOW HIM.

-YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HER. -ALEX: YEAH.

-MITCH: I'LL TAKE IT IN THE OFFICE.

-LINE TWO. -MITCH: OKAY.

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ANY DISPOSABLE THERMOMETERS.

TANNER, IS THAT YOU?

-TANNER ON PHONE: MITCH. -HEY, BRO. HOW YOU DOIN'?

-TANNER ON PHONE: I'M NOT SO GOOD.

-WHAT'S WRONG? -[TANNER GROANING]

-TANNER, SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YA.

-[DIAL TONE] -TANNER?

-ACCORDING TO THE EPA, YESTERDAY'S POLLUTION COUNT

WAS VIRTUALLY NONEXISTENT.

-MITCH: THINK WE CAN RULE OUT TOXIC SPILL.

-ALEX: YEAH.

-HALF THE SWIMMERS SAID THEY FELT SICK

BEFORE THEY WENT IN THE WATER.

-WELL, I STILL THINK WE SHOULD HAVE THESE SAMPLES TESTED

BEFORE WE OPEN UP THE BEACH AGAIN.

-NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

-ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET 'EM RIGHT OVER TO THE LAB.

SO, WHEN YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT TANNER?

I KNOW IT'S BEEN BOTHERING YOU.

-I THINK HIS FATHER BEAT HIM AGAIN.

-DID YOU CALL CHILDREN'S SERVICES?

-MITCH: NO. -WHY NOT?

-BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE CALLED FROM.

HE GOT CUT OFF AS SOON AS I PICKED UP.

-WELL, HOPEFULLY HE'LL CALL BACK.

LOOK, MITCH, I KNOW IT'S FRUSTRATING,

BUT THE TRUTH IS YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE

TO SOLVE TANNER'S PROBLEMS.

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET THOSE SAMPLES TO THE LAB.

-I'M GOING.

SEE YOU LATER.

-[SIGHS]

-[GASPS] OH. THANK YOU!

-OH, J.D., THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

-I DIDN'T.

-THEN WHO ARE THEY FROM?

-WHY DON'T YOU READ THE CARD?

-YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE.

YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IN THE SKY.

-ISN'T THAT THE SAME PLANE WE SAW THE OTHER DAY?

-JESSIE: LOOKS LIKE THE SAME PLANE.

-J.D.: SURE LOOKS LIKE IT.

I THINK THAT GUY'S FLIRTING WITH YOU.

-[SCOFFS] J.D., YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

-THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?

-[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

-JESSIE: OH MY GOD, IT'S A HEART.

[GIGGLES]

-WOMAN IN CROWD: HEY, HOW MUCH LONGER?

-MAN IN CROWD: COME ON, MAN!

-HANG ON, HANG ON. IT'S NOT OPEN, YET.

-[CROWD TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

-TAKE IT EASY.

-HEY, THIS IS MITCH. I GOT A LOT OF ANXIOUS SWIMMERS HERE.

ALEX, GET THOSE RESULTS YET FROM THE LAB?

-MAN ON RADIO: SHE JUST WALKED IN.

-MITCH: PUT HER ON.

IT'S MITCH. GET ANYTHING YET?

-UH, ACTUALLY, THERE WAS NO BACTERIA,

NO DETERGENTS, AND NO FERTILIZER.

IT'S AS CLEAN AS IT GETS.

-ALL RIGHT.

THE BEACH IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!

-[CROWD CHEERS]

-[MITCH LAUGHS]

-ALEX: HEY, MITCH, HANG ON!

THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU ON LINE TWO.

THEY'RE GONNA PATCH YOU THROUGH. IT'S TANNER.

-TANNER, YOU THERE?

-MITCH!

-MITCH: HEY, BUD. YOU OKAY?

-UH, NOT REALLY.

-MITCH: IS YOUR FATHER THERE?

-YEAH, HE'S ASLEEP NOW.

MITCH, GET ME OUTTA HERE.

-ALL RIGHT, DON'T MOVE. JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE, TANNER.

-IN A TRAILER

ON VENICE AND SEPULVEDA.

-ALL RIGHT, I'M ON MY WAY.

-[MAN MOANS]

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-TANNER!

[GROANS]

-201, 295. 201, 295.

COME IN, 295.

MITCH, PICK UP THE PHONE.

-WHAT DO YOU WANT, ALEX?

-LOOK, DO NOT DO THIS. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO HELP TANNER.

-THAT ALL?

-LOOK, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL,

WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND AND COME BACK.

CHILDREN SERVICES WILL SEND OVER A CASE WORKER.

-THE KID IS SCARED TO DEATH.

HE CAN'T WAIT FOR A CASE WORKER, ALEX.

-ALEX: IT DOES NOT MEAN

YOU SHOULD TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.

-[TIRES SQUEALING]

-ALEX: MITCH, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

WHAT YOU'RE DOING COULD GET YOU INTO SERIOUS TROUBLE.

DO YOU COPY?

MITCH, DO YOU COPY?

-ROGER THAT, 201. 10-4.

-[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-[MAN SNORING]

[MAN GROANING]

-[RAT SQUEAKING]

[RAT SQUEAKING]

-[LIGHT KNOCKING] -TANNER!

-MITCH!

-[MAN SNORING]

[MAN GROANING]

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-[SNAKE RATTLING]

-[SORROWFUL PIANO MUSIC]

-HEY. -MITCH: HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

-YEAH.

-GET YOU OUTTA HERE, HUH?

[MITCH GRUNTS]

[MITCH GASPS]

-IT'S OKAY. SHE ONLY EATS MICE.

-[MITCH GROANS]

-[RAT SQUEAKING]

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-[MAN GROANS]

-HEY. ALL CLEAN?

-ALL CLEAN.

SO, WHERE'S HOBIE?

-HE'S IN MEXICO ON A SURFING SAFARI.

-I WAS JUST IN MEXICO. -MITCH: YOU WERE?

-YEAH. THAT'S WHERE MY DAD GOT ALL THOSE REPTILES.

WE SMUGGLED 'EM ACROSS THE BORDER.

-LET ME MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALL CLEAN HERE.

YOU WASH YOUR HAIR? -TANNER: YEP.

-BACK OF YOUR NECK? -TANNER: YEP.

-FINGERNAILS?

-EVERYWHERE YOU TOLD ME.

-MITCH: AWESOME. [CHUCKLES]

-HEY, MITCH. -MITCH: HMM?

-THANKS FOR COMIN' TO GET ME.

-YOU'RE WELCOME, PAL.

-[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD.

HE REALLY JUST STARTED FREAKIN' OUT.

-DRINKIN' A LOT? -TANNER: ALL DAY LONG.

I DON'T WANNA GO BACK THERE.

-YOU WON'T HAVE TO. I PROMISE.

-THANKS. -MITCH: COME HERE.

-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

-HANG ON, HUH. -TANNER: OKAY.

-HEY, YOU.

-YOU DID DO IT.

MITCH, MITCH, MITCH.

-ALEX, ALEX, ALEX.

-WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WORK THROUGH THE SYSTEM?

-THE KID WAS TIED UP IN A FILTHY TRAILER

PARKED ON A VACANT LOT.

NOW, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

-EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID. -MITCH: THANK YOU.

-TANNER, HI. YOU REMEMBER ME?

-YEAH, YOU'RE THE JEOPARDY LADY. HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?

-UM, ACTUALLY, I NEVER MADE IT TO THE SHOW.

-WHAT HAPPENED?

-WELL, I GOT DISQUALIFIED FOR RESCUING ALEX TREBEK.

-HUH?

-IT'S A LONG STORY.

SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

-STIR FRY CHICKEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY?

-WELL, SEEING AS I'M PRACTICALLY STARVING TO DEATH,

WHY NOT?

OH, YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME.

THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT TRACED THAT OUTBREAK YESTERDAY

TO THE HOT DOG VENDOR.

-SO IT WAS FOOD POISONING?

-YEAH. APPARENTLY, HE GOT AHOLD OF A BAD BATCH OF HOT DOGS.

SO, THEY TOOK HIS LICENSE AWAY.

-GOOD!

-HEY, MITCH.

DOES HOBIE HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER THAT WOULD ACTUALLY FIT ME?

-YEAH. CHECK UPSTAIRS IN HOBIE'S BOTTOM DRAWER.

THAT'S WHERE HE KEEPS HIS OLD STUFF.

-OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

-SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

-WELL, THE CHICKEN'S ALMOST DONE

AND I'M GONNA PUT SOME VEGETABLES--

-I AM TALKING ABOUT TANNER.

-OH, TANNER. -ALEX: YES.

-TOMORROW, I TAKE HIM DOWN TO CHILDREN'S SERVICES

TO SEE WHAT THE SYSTEM HAS IN STORE FOR HIM.

-THANK YOU.

-FOR WHAT?

-FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING.

-[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

-HEY, ARE YOU A GOOD SURFER? -MITCH: PRETTY GOOD.

-WILL YOU TEACH ME SOMETIME? -MITCH: SURE.

-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

-ALEX: I'LL GET IT. -THANKS.

-[DISHES CLATTERING]

-IT'S THE POLICE.

-WHAT? -TANNER: THE POLICE?

-LET 'EM IN.

-HI.

-ARE YOU MITCH BUCHANNON? -MITCH: YES, SIR.

-POLICEMAN: DETECTIVE OSWALD, VENICE PD.

-MITCH: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

-WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST, MISTER BUCHANNON.

-MY ARREST? FOR WHAT?

-KIDNAPPING.

-BOTH: KIDNAPPING?

-LISTEN, YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY HERE.

-WELL, YOU CAN TELL IT WHEN WE GET DOWN TO THE STATION.

-WAIT! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

MITCH, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

-MITCH: OH, IT'S OKAY. JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS.

-I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUFF YOU.

-MITCH: OH, FOR-- -ALEX: OH, PLEASE.

MITCH, DON'T WORRY. THEY CAN'T JUST THROW YOU INTO JAIL.

WHO'S YOUR LAWYER? -MITCH: CRAIG.

-ALEX: I WILL GIVE HIM A CALL.

-HE'S IN MEXICO SURFING WITH HOBIE.

-I WILL FIND YOU A LAWYER.

-MITCH, I'M SORRY FOR GETTING YOU INTO TROUBLE.

-HEY, IT'S OKAY, PAL. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

YOU HANG IN THERE? -TANNER: OKAY.

-DO ME A FAVOR, LOCK UP.

-ALEX: ABSOLUTELY.

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-I'M THE SOCIAL WORKER.

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-[GROANING]

-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

-IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, HUH.

-COME ON, YOU CAN TELL ME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

-MITCH.

-MITCH?

MITCH, I GOT AN ITCH.

-[MITCH GROANS]

-THIS WAY.

-MAN: THANK GOODNESS. IT'S MY SISTER.

-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. YOU'RE OUTTA HERE, BIG GUY.

-YOU POST BAIL? -ALEX: NO, THERE IS NO BAIL.

YOU'RE BEING RELEASED ON YOUR OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

TALKED TO THE WATCH COMMANDER.

HIS DAUGHTER IS A JUNIOR LIFEGUARD.

HE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT A KIDNAPPER.

-WHERE'S TANNER?

-THEY'RE TAKING HIM TO THE COUNTY SHELTER

UNTIL THEY CAN FIND A FOSTER HOME.

-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.

-WAIT. AREN'T YOU UH, GONNA SAY GOODBYE TO ALL YOU FRIENDS?

-[MITCH CHUCKLES] -CELL MATES: BYE, MITCH.

-THAT'S UH, VERY FUNNY. [CHUCKLES]

-MAN: IS THAT HIS NAME, MITCH?

-JESSIE: HEY, J.D. -WHAT, NO ROSES TODAY?

-NOPE, NO ROSES.

-HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK?

-YEAH, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

-THAT'S OKAY. WATCH YOUR WATER.

-OH, I CAN WATCH MY WATER

AND GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK AT THE SAME TIME.

YEAH. ONE SEC.

HERE.

-WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

-WHAT?

-ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING?

-NO.

-JESSIE.

HE SENT YOU THAT?

-[PLANE WHIRRING IN DISTANCE]

-THE MUFFINS ARE REALLY GOOD.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-J.D.: JESS, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY.

-JESSIE: HOW I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS.

-DID YOU SEE THAT? -JESSIE: WHAT?

-SOMETHING JUST FELL FROM THE PLANE.

-JESSIE: WHAT IS IT?

-J.D.: SOME SORT OF PARACHUTE OR SOMETHIN'.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[JESSIE GASPS]

-WHAT IS IT?

-[JESSIE GASPS] OH MY GOSH!

IT'S A DIAMOND SOLITAIRE NECKLACE!

-[PLANE WHIRRING]

-WOW!

THIS GUY IS REALLY SERIOUS.

-[PLANE WHIRRING]

-[BIRDS SQUAWKING IN DISTANCE]

-MITCH: HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

-I'M SORRY, MITCH, BUT I COULDN'T STAY AT THE SHELTER.

-YOU RAN AWAY?

-I'D RATHER STAY AT MY DAD'S PLACE THAN THERE.

-[SIGHS] COME HERE, PAL.

-YES, OKAY. I WILL LET HIM KNOW RIGHT AWAY.

I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. OKAY, THANKS.

-ALEX.

-MITCH, THAT WAS CHILDREN'S SERVICES.

THEY HAVE DECIDED TO LET TANNER STAY WITH YOU

UNTIL THEY CAN ARRANGE FOR PERMANENT FOSTER CARE.

-I FIGURED THEY WOULD.

-YOU, UH, NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE REGISTERED

AS A FOSTER PARENT.

-YOU NEVER ASKED.

COUPLE YEARS AGO, I ALMOST ADOPTED A LITTLE GIRL.

SHE ENDED UP LIVING WITH HER GRANDPARENTS.

-ALSO, THE POLICE CALLED.

THEY ARE DROPPING THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU.

-WHAT ABOUT TANNER'S FATHER?

THEY FILE ANY CHARGES AGAINST HIM?

-[SIGHS] YES, BUT APPARENTLY HE HAS DISAPPEARED AGAIN.

-[MITCH GROANS]

HEY, PARTNER! -HEY!

-YOU READY TO GO? -TANNER: YEP.

-OKAY. SAY GOODBYE TO ALEX.

-BYE, ALEX.

-SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR. BYE.

-HEY, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD ANYWAY?

-UH, I DON'T KNOW.

UH, STEAK, I GUESS.

-[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

-THAT'S STRANGE.

-WHAT IS?

-THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED.

-MAYBE YOU FORGOT TO LOCK IT.

-NO, I ALWAYS LOCK IT.

STAY RIGHT THERE.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHINGS MISSING.

COME ON, JUMP IN.

-[SNAKE RATTLES] -[MITCH YELPS]

-[SNAKE HISSES] -WHOA!

-[SNAKE RATTLES]

ALEX, TAKE IT EASY. THE POLICE ARE OUT LOOKIN' FOR HIM.

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S SCARY,

BUT AT THIS POINT, THERE'S NOTHIN' ELSE WE CAN DO.

NO, I AM NOT BRINGING HIM OVER TO YOUR HOUSE.

HE'S UPSTAIRS PLAYIN' VIDEO GAMES

AND I'M JUST ABOUT TO PUT TWO GORGEOUS STEAKS ON THE GRILL.

-[PHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

-MAN ON PHONE: HOW'S IT GOIN', POPS?

YOU HAVIN' A GOOD TIME WITH MY SON?

HOW'D YOU LIKE IT IF I DID THAT TO YOUR BOY?

STOLE HIM RIGHT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOU?

-GOD, DON'T GO THERE, BLAKE.

MAN, YOU GOTTA STOP THIS.

-YOU'D BE MAD AS HELL, WOULDN'T YOU?

YOU'D WANNA RIP MY GUTS OUT.

OH, BY THE WAY,

DID TANNER TELL YOU HE LIKES HIS STEAKS RARE?

BLOOD RARE.

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-[PLATE SHATTERS]

-TANNER!

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-MITCH: TANNER!

TANNER! TANNER!

TANNER!

TANNER! TANNER!

-WHAT?

-[BREATHING HEAVILY]

-DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLIN' YOU?

-I WAS IN THE BATHROOM.

-OKAY, OKAY. LOOK, GO WASH UP.

I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS IN A COUPLE MINUTES, OKAY?

-OKAY. -MITCH: OKAY.

-[PHONE BEEPING]

-BLAKE ON PHONE: HEY, POPS.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA CALL THE COPS.

IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-[MITCH YELLS]

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-[BREATHING HEAVILY]

-HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO BE A JUNIOR LIFEGUARD?

-YOU MEAN HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?

-NO, I MEAN HOW LONG BEFORE

YOU HAVE TO BE A REAL LIFEGUARD?

-WELL, YOU HAVE TO BE 18, SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE.

-OH.

-HEY, GUYS. -BOTH: HI.

-NEED A RIDE? -ALEX: GREAT.

LET'S PUT THESE IN HERE, OKAY?

-OKAY.

-[TANNER GRUNTS]

-THERE WE GO.

THANKS, TANNER.

-COME HERE, PAL.

ALL RIGHT.

I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT,

THE POLICE THINK YOU'D BE A LOT SAFER IN THE COUNTY'S CARE.

-SO, I CAN'T STAY WITH YOU ANYMORE?

-I'M AFRAID NOT.

-I KNOW IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR, TANNER,

BUT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION.

-SO, DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE SHELTER?

-ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS

AND THEY PROMISED THEY'D FIND YOU A REAL SAFE FOSTER HOME.

THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I DON'T HAVE TO TURN YOU OVER

'TIL THE END OF THE DAY.

I'M TAKING THE AFTERNOON OFF

AND WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

-DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT BOAT

WITH THE SEA-DOOS ATTACHED TO IT?

-THE WIND JET?

-YEAH. CAN WE GO OUT ON THAT?

-WELL, YOU HAVE TO BE A LIFEGUARD.

-HE'S A JUNIOR LIFEGUARD.

-WELL, THAT'S TRUE.

I GUESS WE CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN THIS CASE.

-THANKS, ALEX.

-YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE FUN.

-SEE YA LATER.

COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

-[MITCH AND TANNER YELLING EXCITEDLY]

-[PLANE WHIRRING IN DISTANCE]

-[MACHINERY BEEPING]

-[JESSIE CLEARS THROAT]

-EXCUSE ME, SIR. IS THIS YOUR PLANE?

-MAN: OH, IT SURE IS.

SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH, LADY?

-YES. I UM, I WANNA RETURN THIS.

I CAN'T ACCEPT IT, REALLY.

-MAN: OH, I'M SURE IT'LL LOOK LOVELY ON YOU.

-THANK YOU, BUT...

LOOK, I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY

A VERY WARM, CHARMING PERSON.

IT'S JUST THAT, UH, I'M SORRY.

I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

-I KNOW.

-[SCOFFS] YOU KNOW?

-YEAH, I WAS PAID TO BE YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.

-[SCOFFS] WAIT. WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-WELL, YOUR BOYFRIEND HIRED ME.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE LET HIM EXPLAIN?

-HE'S RIGHT. IT DOES LOOK LOVELY ON YOU.

-[CHUCKLES] THIS IS FROM YOU?

-WELL, I FIGURED YOU WOULD NEVER TAKE IT

IF I JUST GAVE IT TO YOU.

-SO, YOU STAGED THIS WHOLE THING

JUST TO GIVE ME A NECKLACE?

-WELL, SEAN'S AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE

AND HE'S PRACTICING FOR AN AIR SHOW, SO...

-J.D., I STILL CAN'T TAKE THIS.

-WHY?

-THIS MUST HAVE COST YOU A FORTUNE.

-YEAH, TWO MONTH'S SALARY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE WORTH EVERY PENNY OF IT.

-JESSIE: AWW. -EXCUSE ME.

-[ROMANTIC GUITAR MELODY]

-♪ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME,

♪ LIKE WHEN SUN SHINES ON THE SEA ♪

-WOO, YEAH!

-YEAH!

-AWESOME!

-♪ AND CROWNS THE WAVES

-YEAH!

♪ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME

-ALL RIGHT! -TANNER: YEAH!

-♪ ALL YOUR PAINS

♪ AND IF NO ONE'S TOLD YOU YET

♪ THEN LET ME SAY

♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID

♪ OF LOVE ANYMORE

♪ I'M RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE FROM ME ♪

♪ I WILL LOVE YOU LIKE NOBODY'S LOVED YOU ♪

♪ I WILL LOVE YOU WITH ALL YOU DESERVE ♪

♪ IF THE WORLD SPINS YOU 'ROUND AND YOU FALL ♪

♪ JUST SAY WHERE IT HURTS

♪ I'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE I PROMISE ♪

♪ I'LL BE WITH YOU EVERY TIME

-YES!

-♪ IF YOU'RE LOST I WILL FIND YOU -YEAH!

♪ TIED UP, I'LL UNBIND YOU

-♪ FOREVER, I'M YOURS AND YOU'RE MINE

♪ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME ♪

♪ MUST BE SOMEONE'S MASTERPIECE

♪ THOUGH THEY LOST YOU LONG AGO

♪ I DO BELIEVE THAT

♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID

♪ OF LOVE ANYMORE

♪ I'M RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE FROM ME ♪

-[TANNER TALKING INDISTINCTLY] -[MITCH LAUGHING]

-TANNER: MORE SALAMI, PLEASE.

-MITCH: MORE SALAMI?

-TANNER: MORE CHEESE, PLEASE.

-MITCH: MORE CHEESE? -[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-[MITCH SCOFFS] LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

-[TANNER LAUGHS]

-MITCH: ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

-TANNER: OF COURSE I'M GONNA EAT IT.

-MITCH: YOU SURE, YOU SURE? YOU'RE REALLY GONNA EAT THAT?

-TANNER: UH HUH. -MITCH: OH MY GOSH!

-[MITCH LAUGHS]

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-WE USE TO STUDY ABOUT GONDOLAS IN SCHOOL.

-REALLY?

-I THOUGHT THEY WERE ONLY IN VENICE.

-WELL, THEY WERE,

BUT IN 1920, THIS MAN NAMED ABBOT KINNEY,

HE WENT TO VENICE.

HE LIKED IT SO MUCH HE CAME BACK

AND RECREATED ALL OF VENICE

RIGHT HERE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

-TANNER: COOL. -MITCH: YEAH.

-TANNER: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE REAL VENICE?

-MITCH: NO. NO, I HAVEN'T, BUT SOMEDAY I'D SURE LIKE TO GO.

-YEAH, SAME WITH ME.

MY MOM USE TO TALK ABOUT GOIN' THERE.

SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA LEARN TO SPEAK ITALIAN

SO WE COULD GO THERE AND NOT SOUND LIKE TOURISTS

AND END UP GETTING RIPPED OFF.

-[MITCH LAUGHS]

-WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

TANNER, DOES YOUR DAD EVER MAKE PLANS WITH YOU

OR TAKE YOU ANYPLACE SPECIAL?

-HE'S NOT THE KINDA GUY YOU WANNA MAKE PLANS WITH.

DID THE POLICE FIND HIM?

-MITCH: NO, PARTNER, THEY DIDN'T,

BUT THEY WILL.

-WELL, IF THEY DON'T, I'VE GOT SOME EXTRA MONEY SAVED UP

TO PAY FOR THAT WINDOW THAT MY DAD BROKE.

-THAT'S OKAY.

-NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT MY DAD.

-I KNOW, PAL. I KNOW YOU ARE.

-HE DIDN'T USE TO BE THAT WAY.

HE USE TO COACH MY SOCCER TEAM.

HE USE TO TAKE ME TO LAKER GAMES.

HE EVEN USE TO TAKE ME FISHING.

[SIGHS] DO YOU LIKE TO GO FISHING?

-DO I LIKE TO GO FISHING? HELLO?

DOES THE SUN SET IN THE WEST?

YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE!

I'M THE BEST FISHERMAN IN THE WORLD!

-I BET YOU I CAN CATCH MORE THAN YOU.

-NO WAY, JOSE.

-YES, WAY. -MITCH: NO, WAY.

-YES, WAY. -NO, WAY!

UH, EXCUSE ME.

GONDOLIER, WOULD YOU PULL OVER BY THE WIND JET UP HERE?

I'VE GOT TWO FISHING POLES IN THE BOAT.

WE'LL SEE WHO CATCHES MORE FISH!

HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT?

-TANNER: HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT?

-MITCH: HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT TO LOSE?

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-OKAY. -[INDISTINCT TALKING]

-MITCH!

-[MITCH GROANS]

[MITCH GRUNTS]

-I'M TAKIN' BACK MY BOY, MISTER LIFEGUARD.

YOU HEAR ME?

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-SIT DOWN!

SIT DOWN!

-[BOAT ENGINE REVS]

-[MITCH PANTING]

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[MITCH PANTING]

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[GROANS] HEY!

-[PANTING] DAMN IT!

-[MITCH GROANING]

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[MITCH GRUNTS]

-[BOAT ENGINE REVS]

-[MITCH GRUNTING]

-[MITCH GROANS]

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[MITCH PANTING]

-[BOAT ENGINE REVS]

-[MITCH GROANS]

-[BLAKE GRUNTS]

-[BOTH GRUNTING]

-[BLAKE GROANING]

-MITCH: GET IN THE SEA-DO!

-TANNER: OKAY! -MITCH: GO, GO!

-[MITCH GRUNTING]

-[BOTH GROANING]

-[ANCHOR CLANKS]

-[MITCH GROANING]

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[MITCH PANTING]

[MITCH GROANING]

[MITCH YELLS]

-[LOUD YELLING]

-[TANNER GASPS]

-MITCH!

HEY, MITCH! ARE YOU OKAY?

-[MITCH GROANING]

-YEAH, I'M OKAY.

YOU HANG ON. I'LL GET TO YA.

[MITCH PANTING]

YOU ALL RIGHT?

-YEAH. -MITCH: OKAY.

-[BLAKE GROANS] -[TANNER SCREAMS]

-NO, DON'T!

-SHUT UP!

-[MITCH PANTING]

-SWIM, SWIM!

-[BLAKE GROANING]

[BLAKE YELLING]

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-[MITCH PANTING]

-[SIREN BLARES] -TAKE IT EASY, PAL!

-I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE TAKEN IN.

-GET HIM IN.

-I WAS TRYIN' TO GET MY BOY BACK!

IT'S ALL I WANTED.

-YEAH, RIGHT.

-HE'S THE ONE THAT'S A CRIMINAL!

HE'S THE ONE THAT TOOK MY BOY!

-OFFICER: COME ON. GET IN THERE!

-[BLAKE YELLS]

LET ME GO!

I'LL GET YOU! I'LL GET YOU, BOY!

-IT'S OKAY, PAL. HE CAN'T HURT YOU ANYMORE.

-I KNOW. I'M NOT AFRAID.

JUST WISH HE WASN'T MY DAD.

-YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME!

YOU HEAR ME?

[BLAKE YELLS]

-[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC]

-[KIDS LAUGHING]

-I GOT IT.

-KID: OVER THERE, YEAH!

-[INDISTINCT TALKING]

-KID: THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, OKAY?

-KID: GIVE IT TO ME, MAN. COME ON!

-HI.

-BYE, PAL.

-[KIDS TALKING INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]

-WE CAN STILL SEE EACH OTHER, CAN'T WE?

YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D TEACH ME HOW TO SURF.

-YEAH, I WILL, I PROMISE. AS SOON AS YOU GET SETTLED.

-I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND A REALLY NICE FAMILY.

-YEAH.

WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIVE NEAR THE BEACH?

-[MITCH SIGHS]

I'LL COME AND GET YA.

-OKAY.

-[SORROWFUL MUSIC]

-SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYBODY AT BAYWATCH FOR ME.

-WE WILL.

-[KIDS TALKING INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]

-YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

-YOU KEEP SAYIN' THAT.

-IT'S TRUE.

-NO, IT'S NOT.

IT'S NOT THE RIGHT THING FOR ANY KID

TO SPEND EVEN ONE SINGLE NIGHT IN A PLACE LIKE THAT.

-ALEX: HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO.

-YEAH, HE DOES.

-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF A CHALLENGE.

-[UPLIFTING MUSIC]

-YEAH! -[MITCH LAUGHS]

[MITCH GROANS]

-HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY DAD NOW?

-WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA GO TO PRISON

FOR A WHILE, PAL.

-DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER LET HIM OUT?

-YEAH. SOMEDAY.

-I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

-TANNER,

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOUR FATHER STILL LOVES YOU.

HE JUST NEEDS HELP.

THE KIND OF LOVE A FATHER HAS FOR A SON,

THAT NEVER GOES AWAY, NO MATTER WHAT.

-I DON'T WANT HIM TO LOVE ME.

I NEVER WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN.

-WELL, THAT ATTITUDE MIGHT CHANGE

WHEN YOU GET A LITTLE OLDER.

-I DON'T THINK SO.

-WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT, WON'T WE?

-[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

-YOU KNOW, MITCH, FEEDING THESE SEAGULLS

IS MAKIN' ME KINDA HUNGRY.

-I TELL YA WHAT, WHY DON'T WE GO HOME.

I'LL COOK YA SOME LASAGNA, OR SOME PORK CHOPS,

AN OMELET, YOU NAME IT!

-UH, DON'T YOU EVER EAT OUT?

I WANT SOMETHING LIKE PIZZA, TACOS, NORMAL FOOD.

-[GASPS] YOU DON'T LIKE MY COOKING?

-I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

-YOU KNOW, I COULD SEND YOU BACK TO THAT SHELTER.

-I LOVE YOUR COOKING!

-ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YA WHAT.

PAPER, SCISSOR, ROCK.

YOU WIN, WE EAT OUT. I WIN, WE EAT AT MY HOUSE.

READY?

-BOTH: PAPER, SCISSOR, ROCK.

-[LAUGHS] CUT, CUT, CUT!

-CUT? NO, NO, NO, NO!

-OVER HERE, TANNER. TWO OUTTA THREE!

-MITCH: IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW

IS A VICTIM OF CHILD ABUSE,

PLEASE CALL 1-800-4ACHILD

FOR HELP AND INFORMATION.

-[END THEME PLAYING]