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This Girl is Bad Ass

Hey, what are you waiting for? Time to work.

What time is it now?

- Yes, thank you very much. - That's alright.

Time to work. Deliver these packages.

Go. Don't complain.

- How about... - Shut up. Just go.

Quickly. Quickly.

Work. Work.

I know.

Thank you very much for using our service.

Too much talking. So annoying.

Hey, have you finished signing it?

Who took off the saddle? Bastard. Damn it.

What was pricked was not my arsehole.

Jukkalan.

Huh?

Go to see Boss Seng. He has a job for you.

Okay.

Good.

Quickly. Don't waste time writing.

Thank you darling.

I wanted tea. Bitch. What did you bring for me?

Kau membuatku ingin lompat kepala duluan.

Left, harder.

Right, as hard as you can.

Yes, right.

Our gym is full of losers. Lose today, lose tomorrow.

We lose every day, damn it.

You'd better take a dump after each meal.

Harder.

Is this a boxing gym or a zoo?

Harder, yeah.

Follow me.

When did you pass me by?

Good. You're here. Bring the stuff to Boss Guang.

Here's the stuff.

And the money?

Hey!

Give her the money.

Here.

Money is delivered, stuff is delivered.

I sure hope so.

Hey!

Hello? What did you say? You've got the stuff?

Okay, good.

Boss, the stuff is delivered.

Nui.

Sir.

Bring me Roj.

I'm here, Boss.

Bring me back the money.

How many men should I bring with me?

She's just one girl. Only ten men.

Yes, Boss.

Oh! Wang! Hello there.

Hi there.

- Another laundry service? - Yes.

Have you got many clothes to wash today?

Sort of.

Do you need this soon? If so, I'll try to get it done first.

It's okay. Just finish the other customers' first.

Noon, come help me hold this, please.

- Hello, Uncle Wang. - Hello, dear.

What's that?

Fabric softener and detergent, here.

I've got them here. You don't have to bother buying these.

I want to make it easier for you, so I bought you some.

Many thanks. Do you want to stay and eat?

Oh, it's okay. I'm in a rush, I have to go open my shop.

Right.

- I have to go. - Good luck.

I want to buy some sweets.

Where's the vendor?

I'm here.

Sorry for being short, okay?

How much do you want to buy?

Twenty Baht.

Hand me the box.

Why don't you pick it up?

I have short arms.

Here!

Pued, have you quit the drugs?

Damn it. Don't. Don't. Don't do it.

Get away from here. Go.

3 copies for 100 Baht, get it here.

Get it here, go ahead.

Every copy is HD.

All guaranteed, but no refunds.

It's in the theatre this morning, but in the afternoon I get it here.

Wait right here.

Get out.

Why didn't you open the door? Huh?

Can't you open it?

The door is locked from the outside.

What car is locked from the outside?

It's really locked from the outside.

Go. She's gone.

Follow me.

That way.

Follow me this way.

Hey, give me the money.

What money?

You want to do it the hard way, right?

Huh?

You want to be beaten up?

Huh?

Idiot, get up. You worthless moron. Go!

You can't do anything. Go!

You lost to a girl and a bike.

Go to hell.

Here it comes again. Double jeopardy.

My hat.

Your hat. Yes. Your hat.

Oh, God.

Uncle Wang.

Hmm.

I'd like to ask you for an advice about Jukkalan.

Hmm.

Paman Wang.

Hmm.

Do you think Jukkalan will like me?

Hmm.

Uncle Wang.

Hmm.

Are you freaking listening to me?

I mean, are you listening to me?

Why are you talking to me?

Why don't you talk to Jukkalan?

I don't dare to.

Why?

I'm afraid to get hit.

Uncle Wang.

Hmm.

Have you had a girlfriend?

Yes.

But she has passed away.

How did she die?

Cigarettes.

Rokok.

Lung cancer?

A cigarette truck hit her.

She didn't use the pedestrian crossing.

I came to get advice on love.

I didn't expect to hear a sad story.

Don't you know how to knock?

What if I was changing my clothes?

Yeah.

I've known you since your feet were smaller than a shell.

I want to tell you something.

Be careful about your work.

What work?

What are you talking about?

Well, you know what I'm talking about.

It's dangerous.

You might not get the chance to use the money you make.

What are you talking about? You're talking nonsense.

Don't pretend you don't know, Jukkalan.

I'm warning you because I love you.

Do you understand?

You are not my father.

Stop your grumbling. It's annoying.

Annoying.

Like singing to an elephant.

The door.

How did it go?

All done, Boss.

Good. Give me the money.

No, Boss. I mean, we're all done by her.

Then you don't deserve to live here.

Where do you want me to live?

In hell.

Oh, in your heart?

What do you know?

Heaven and hell are in your heart.

Father Payom told me.

Take this.

Heaven's in your heart. Bullet's in your brain.

Cremate him at Father Payom's temple.

And ask Father Payom to preach for him.

Oh, wow. Dead.

If I failed, I'd surely be whacked like this.

Boss, I quit.

I will work for you forever and ever.

Almost got myself killed, idiot.

Hey, more water.

I've been looking at you for ages and you haven't stopped?

Gee, are you crazy?

Nothing to worry about.

Okay. I'll be waiting.

I'm at the office with my wife.

You can stop by.

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. I'm always here.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm not in a hurry.

Okay. Okay. See you then.

Yeah, okay. See you.

A good time to get a massage.

You're always ready.

Feels so good. So good.

This is called facial relaxation.

Even your feet smell good.

You can do anything, but don't let my eyebrows fall.

That would be unforgivable.

Uncle Wang.

Hmm.

Do you think Jukkalan will like me?

Hmm.

Do you think you can help me?

Let me ask you seriously, Duan.

Why are you so impressed with Jukkalan?

What makes you like her?

Don't bully a weaker person.

Duan, get up.

Since then,

Jukkalan has always been in my heart.

Damn it, you dog phlegm.

I'm not sure whether to call you pitiful or pathetic.

You must have grown up eating weeds.

Idiot.

What's up, Reung.

Oh.

What do you want me to do?

Thanks for coming.

You go get the job from Boss Piak Pakkred.

The papers are already decaying.

Are the details in here?

Hmm.

Okay.

Let's go!

What kind of outfit is this?

My office uniform.

What about your dinner outfit?

It's more outrageous.

More than you can imagine.

Must not wear anything.

I'm not that daring.

Piak Pakkred Service.

Okay good. You've done a good job today.

We can work with each other next time.

Hey, give me two packs of the stuff.

Why don't you shit on my face?

Didn't you see my face?

And didn't you see my arse?

I see it every day.

But today it's in close range.

What are you upset about?

Your period hasn't come, huh?

Yeah.

Okay. This one is for Mr. Pheasant Plucker.

This one is for Mr. Fig Plucker.

It's the same person, actually.

Let's repeat it.

Whose is this?

Pheasant Plucker.

Whose is this?

Fig Plucker.

Say it faster.

Phasant Plucker. Fig Plucker.

Alright. Enough. Enough.

I don't want you to pluck the wrong guy.

Okay, I'll take the stuff.

I'll deliver them to the Plucker's.

Good luck.

Let's go!

Hey,

I want to talk to you. Not you talking to me.

I'm not finished.

Don't screw up. Go.

When did you come here?

Jeez... Why do I have so many pimples today?

Too many of them.

Jukkalan. Damn it. I can't even hit my hand.

What am I going to do?

Jukkalan, you've asked for trouble.

Soraya.

Sir.

Come here.

Bring your female assassins to take

my stuff back from Jukkalan.

Understand?

Yes, sir.

Hello.

Hey, you dirty bitch.

You don't think about doing anything today?

Hey.

And are you done with this?

I'm done.

Stop moving it. It gives me a headache.

Just say it.

I think we might use only two bars on the solo part.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. We can't do four or eight.

Hmm. What do you think?

We can, but the little finger stays there.

Here?

Yeah.

Oh, what about other fingers?

Hey, is she your friend?

Yeah, hey. Just a minute.

Oh,

what brought you here?

I've bought you cake.

From your favourite bakery shop.

I happened to go that way.

Oh, you didn't have to buy it.

I just said the cake tasted good.

I don't want to bother you.

Hey, you didn't bother me at all. I'm happy to do it.

Thanks, then.

You're welcome.

Okay then.

I'll get back to practice

Alright.

Can you leave your heart with me?

Where were we? Okay.

Pong, whose cake is this?

A friend of mine.

Come on. Let's practice!

Wang.

Yes, sir.

I've heard some bad news about your niece.

You should take better care of her, okay?

Yes, captain.

Superintendent.

Yes, superintendent.

That's all I want to tell you.

Yes, sir. Your movies.

Thanks.

I'm leaving now.

Good, sir. No reason to stay, sir.

See, I put all my heart into it. I know she'll like it.

Do you think she'll like it or not?

Like.

She'll like me?

The cake.

The cake looks better than you.

He's kidding.

I'm serious.

Is she coming today?

If she knows you're here, she won't come.

Yes, I think you'd better make it look better.

The cake?

Your face.

He's kidding again.

I'm serious. This is the second time.

Don't think of it that way.

Look at my face.

And look at my beautiful wife. See?

I'm saying that for an ugly person like you

there's hope.

- Hopeful? - Hopeless.

You're kidding again.

I'm not. He really has an ugly face.

I feel guilty when you say things like this.

Your mum should be guilty too.

I think your mum has actually raised the placenta.

The real you is still inside the womb.

Don't look at me like that.

I'm just trying to make you relax.

Don't worry about getting a girl.

I have a secret formula.

Good. A winning smile right there.

A lot better than Uncle Wang's.

Leave him alone. He's an old man.

Go. Go.

You're not a normal person, Rueng.

Look at how my wife looks.

Perfect from head to toe.

Go.

See you at the same place.

It's hot today.

Which one?

Today's Sunday. We close on Sundays.

We're not here for delivery.

We want our stuff back.

What stuff?

That's the wrong answer. No good.

Listen, Jukkalan.

You're cornered!

You're going to return everything

you stole from Boss Piak Pakkret.

Give me some time.

About a month.

I give you seven days.

Fifteen days.

Seven days.

Ten days.

I said seven days.

I'm not selling vegetables, bitch.

Seven days is from Monday to Sunday, you know?

Keep it in your head.

If you can't do it, we'll send you to hell. Bitch.

We're serious this time. No fooling around.

Enough. Being with you is like going to a carnival.

Let's go.

Seven days. Bitch. Seven days.

My cake.

I won't mind if you don't like it.

Or if you don't eat it.

But why did you have to do this?

Duan. Wait. Duan.

Where is he rushing off to?

Oh, damn. My office.

As messed up as mashed potato.

Too bad there's no fried chicken.

Coleslaw would be nice too.

Jukkalan.

What's wrong, Duan?

Nothing, Uncle Wang.

He made a cake for Jukkalan.

Not only didn't she eat it,

she also trampled it, Uncle Wang.

It's really pathetic.

Listen to me.

Jukkalan is a sucker for sweet words.

You can try my poem.

I guarantee you'll surely get laid.

If not, I'll let you step on my face.

Let me do it first.

Not so fast.

Listen to this.

Master Chalermchai rides on a Mustang.

Bank of Clash Band rides on a Thunderbird.

Sek Loso follows in a Porsche.

But me, I ride my heart to find you.

How about that?

I have something to offer.

Love is delivered unquestionably.

You are the only one for me.

I Love You indefinitely, evermore.

It's up to you. You can choose the one you like.

A forest of love...

That's enough, Naew.

- Enough. - Yes, Uncle Wang.

- Yes, that's enough. - Yes.

Uncle Wang.

What?

Why is Ood's shop closed today?

Ood's shop?

He got arrested yesterday.

Serves him right. What a blabbermouth.

The Ministry of Commerce has issued a new law.

Anyone who sells pirated CDs or any pirated products

will be fined up to 10 million Baht, and five years in prison.

That's good. The filmmakers will be encouraged.

The music industry can get back on track.

Because the thieves won't dare to copy anymore.

Yes.

Faking United.

You're speaking like you're frustrated.

I'm not frustrated.

A guy like me

works legally.

Sells only authorised products. I pay my taxes.

I hate the thieves who steal other people's ideas.

They don't... What is it called?

It's a holy shit.

That's right.

Translation?

I don't know.

Shit.

I better close my shop.

I've got a headache talking to you.

Are you okay?

Hey, help me close the shop, you moron.

Hold the bottom, you cat bowel.

Yes, Uncle Wang.

Hey, don't let my

authorised VCDs fall.

I'll pick them up.

Mok.

Let me tell you without turning left or right.

Straightforward.

Before you try to find a boyfriend,

look at yourself in the mirror

to see whether you deserve me.

Fried bananas that you give me every day,

I've never touched them.

Stop chasing me.

Mok.

I'm going to back away from you.

Go.

Naew.

Duan.

Hey, what's wrong, Mok Mok.

Only one Mok.

Uncle Wang, help me.

I'm not Ann Landers, okay?

I'm not Hugh Hefner either.

Though I wish I were him.

It's Duan.

He told me

to look at myself in the mirror.

Let me ask you.

What's not good about me?

Oh, Mok.

I don't know where to start.

I think it must be what you did in your past life.

Your bad karma has caught up to you.

Have you made any merit lately?

Not lately.

Try to make some merit.

So that your life might improve.

Or you might go to the temple

and offer some firewood.

Firewood, this much.

How much?

Higher than you head.

Offer the firewood, and pray.

Pray, and light up the firewood.

When the firewood is on fire,

you can jump into the fire. Burn yourself.

Get reborn, so everything might be better.

Uncle Wang.

Are you okay, Jukkalan?

I'm okay.

Who are they?

Boss Piak Pakkred.

They want the stuff back in seven days.

How are we going to find it for them?

It's alright.

Let me talk to him.

Hey, Noon.

Hello, Uncle Wang.

Hi. Didn't your mum pick you up?

No. Today we've got an event at the school

so we finished earlier.

Oh, right. Come on then, I'll give you a ride.

- Get on. - Thank you.

Quick, let's go.

So what's the event?

I don't know.

And your mum is at home?

Yes.

Shall we stop by for an ice cream?

Thank you.

Here you are.

Uncle Wang. If you like my mum, why don't you tell her?

You keep playing around, wasting time.

You are quite old, you know.

Eat it up so we can go home soon, your mum is worried.

Is it my mum that's worried or you're worried about her?

Too much now. How much?

150, sir.

Damn pricey.

Now you're home and don't forget to do your homework.

Thank you, uncle Wang.

See you later.

Uncle Wang, don't forget what I told you.

What?

Love won't wait, the clock is ticking. Bye!

Kids these days, they know too much.

Let me ask you.

Who gave you?

My good looks?

Permission to follow me.

Uncle Wang.

He wants me to help you.

It's good that he's with us.

So he can help us with little things.

Give him a chance.

Not before long,

I'm going to have to sell my house.

So I can go away.

Where are you going? To see your dad?

Just one time. Just once. Can you not ask?

It's good that he knows everything about you.

- Because in the future... - Naew.

Check, please.

Wow, Naew.

You're such a good person

that you gave 5,000 to a beggar?

That's my dad.

Your dad?

Thank you my son.

Hey daddy!

I've been telling you for a long time.

You don't have to live this way, stay at home.

Naew.

You ungrateful son.

This is your dad's part time job.

Go.

If he were my dad,

I would be so proud of him.

So proud my arse.

You make me feel sad.

Dad always made me cry.

I've already cried.

This is just an installment, what about the other 3?

I don't have it. This is all I've got.

If you don't have any then why did you take the loan from us?

I don't have enough that's why I took it.

I know. If you don't have enough

to pay back then don't take a loan from us.

I've suffered from my boss too many times.

I did it for you, Fai. Do you know that?

Alright,

I'll take your dryer and the fridge

and we're done here. Okay?

How can I make a living now?

That's your business.

How much more do you need?

Oh Wang, 30,000 to go, bro.

It's okay. I'll pay it. Come take it from me this evening.

Wow, Wang is the sponsor now.

You look like this, then you need money for a woman.

An ugly face like this.

This evening, right? 30,000 Baht at your place?

Sepa, let's go.

Why did you take the loan from them,

you know their interest rate is high?

I needed the money.

Why didn't you let me know?

You've helped us too many times, I don't want to bother you.

Wang!

Wee!

You don't have to be courteous.

If you need it again, just let me know.

Noon, I bought you clothes and snacks.

Mum, was dad kind like Uncle Wang?

Yes, he was. Their habits and everything are the same.

Then why don't you let him be my dad?

Oh Wang, you're on time.

There you go, 30,000 Baht.

Wow, you're so cool man.

An ugly face like yours can afford a woman?

Thanks. Let's go, Sepa.

Where?

Just follow me.

Let's ignite the firecracker

Wang!

Wee! Wee! Who did this to you?

Wee! Don't leave me! Wee! Please wake up!

Wee! Look at me!

What now? Are you stealing more?

No, I want to pay you back.

Then why didn't you let me know when you took it.

I was just borrowing them.

This is not borrowing, this is stealing.

Are you hitting on a girl? You're having an affair, right?

Did you know that she has got a child and a husband?

Her husband might be out of town.

Be careful. He might come to shoot you one day.

The Five Precepts, code 3. Do you know it? Kame...

You've been telling everyone but yourself.

You want the money? Take it.

Take it all and give it to her.

Don't you have another place to stay at?

Sitting like a guard dog,

do you want to get soaked with some hot water?

What have I done?

Go away!

Wang.

You're doing your own sound effect?

I'm saving the budget for you.

I'll also do CG to erase your head too.

What business do you have with me?

Do you dare to ask what business I have with you?

I must want to buy a few of your authorised VCDs,

son of a bitch.

Take care.

Wang.

I'll make another set of exciting sound effects

before you die.

Stay right there, or I'll blow your guts.

Not only will your guts be blown,

you will shit in your pants too.

Duan.

Take Uncle Wang.

Don't.

You can live for another day, Wang.

But I'll be back to make the sound of death for you.

Thank you very much.

Sit down, Uncle Wang.

A chair is for sitting down.

Who did you upset this time?

So someone had to chase you with a gun?

None of your business. It's my problem.

You had to know my business.

But I'm not allowed to know your business.

If I didn't get there in time,

he would've put a few bullets in you.

That's what you're like.

That's why your wife killed herself.

Jukkalan. Jukkalan.

Damn it.

Uncle Wang.

Make your mind a cucumber.

What are you talking about?

Cool as a cucumber.

Did you ask me?

Did you ask whether I wanted to play with you?

Son of a bitch.

Wang.

Happy birthday, Wang.

Is today your birthday?u?

Hmm.

I'll be back.

You don't know anything?

Happy birthday.

Thank you so much.

Only you can remember my birthday.

I remember everything.

You are 53 this year.

You're as old as the deceased Yodrak Salakjai.

Did I say anything wrong?

Who designed this costume for you?

Young L'Oriche.

Where is he from?

Don't ask any further questions.

Coming up with this name is hard enough.

Have you worn it to the market?

Do you dare to go with me?

Jukkalan.

Uncle Wang's wife didn't kill herself.

She died because of cigarettes.

Even though Uncle Wang is not your real father,

He has raised you since you were a child.

He is just like a father to you.

Today is his birthday too.

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to You

Jukkalan.

Is that really you?

Right.

What did you do to your face?

Why? Am I beautiful?

Do you have to ask?

Oh.

What kind of dress are you wearing?

It's Duan. I didn't want to wear it.

But he insisted that I have to wear it.

I feel so cramped in this.

Is this my wife's dress?

Yes. Reung.

I knew it.

I think I've seen it before.

Hmm. It does look good on you.

I'm wearing it for you.

Let's blow the candles.

Hold on.

Have you made your wish?

I have.

Hold on.

What did you wish for?

Well. I wished for your understanding.

That's all I want.

Hold on.

I'm sorry.

I've never been upset with you.

Even though I don't have a child.

But I love you as one of my own.

Hold on.

That's enough. Let me blow the candles.a.

You're 53 this year.

As old as

a dead singer.

What power!

Blows out all the candles in one blow.

Okay, time to eat.

Come on. Who gets the first piece?

I give it to Jukkalan.

Let his favourite niece have it.

Very nice. Only half of it.

Take it. Take this one. Only half of it.

How many more? Two?

Yes.

Okay.

Alright.

Enjoy your cake. I'm not going to eat it.

Shit. This is minced pork.

I'll eat it now.

Go ahead and enjoy it.

You don't want it?

It's okay. You can eat it.

It's not a cake, it's baby food. I'm not a baby.

You don't want it? It's good.

Holy Father.

Really.

Every year is like this?

Really yummy. Duan.

Naew, eat it.

Jukkalan.

Jukkalan.

What is it?

Do you have something you want to tell someone,

but you're too shy to do it?

Yeah. But normally I wouldn't keep it.

It would be frustrating.

Like if I'm in love with someone, I'd surely tell that person.

I think you should definitely tell that person.

Well, do you know how to cook?

Yeah, I do. Why? Are you hungry?

I want to learn how to cook.

Can you teach me?

You want me to teach you to cook?

Hmm.

Hey, I can do it.

Let's go to my house. Come on.

I can teach you today. Let's go.

We can do it some other day.

Why not today? I'm free today.

Let's go to my house. Come on.

Just push it down. Like this.

Try it.

How do I do it again?

Over there. Over there.

It's not comfortable here. Right here.

Alright.

Right here. Hold the knife.

How's that?

No. You're holding it the wrong way.

The Wrong way. This way.

Be careful. Watch your finger.

No, you'll get cut. You'll get cut this way.

Hold it. Okay. Chop. No. Too big.

Smaller.

- Smaller. - Yes.

Is this right?

Right. Just push it down.

Push the knife down.

Don't put your finger there.

Yeah, push it.

Oh, how's your finger?

Not yet.

Oh, I thought you cut yourself.

How hard do I have to cut?

- Huh? - How hard?

What?

How hard?

You call me sweetheart? Oh, how hard?

Okay.

There, take the roots out first.

Uh, huh.

Like this.

Reung.

You and I have been doing business for a long time.

But your girl has sucked my stuff.

Hmm, I didn't.

Don't deny it. You've sucked my stuff.

You mean she has sucked in your stuff.

Suck in or just suck - there is no difference.

But my stuff is gone.

Well, you know nowadays, the police are smart.

Give me some more time.

Okay. I'll give you seven more days.

If you can't return all of the stuff,

I'll cut your favourite body part.

Kill me instead.

See?

You love yours.

How about mine? Mine?

You only have seven more days.

The things you've given me today

I'll consider as interest.

Seven days only.

Alright. Let's go.

Hey. Hey. You bastards.

Do you see the damn way?

Boss. We've never sucked your stuff.

Well, do you want to?

That's enough, bastard.

Always asking me to sing a song.

Asking me several times a day.

You think I have beautiful voice, don't you?

It's true, but consider the time.

The ten thousand, I'll give it back in 2 days.

It's not about the money. I'm ordered to beat you to death.

Okay.

To return this much in only three days

is considered a good job.

But it's still not all of it.

You still have four days left.

Everything must be returned.

No problem.

A promise is a promise.

Good.

Then I'll leave.

You can go.

Keep watching it. Yeah.

Boss.

What?

This guy fights well.

Good. He will fight the main match next time.

Boss. Jukkalan has embezzled our stuff.

Not only that.

She also delivered it to Piak Pakkred.

What do we do, Boss?

We can't let her live.

Don't mess up this job.

If there's any progress, report it to me immediately.

Yes, sir.

I made it myself.

What is it?

Pumpkin soup. You want to try some?

On your mouth.

No. Come on. I'll show you.

Like this. Watch me. D chord.

Hey.

Look.

Okay.

Look at the chord.

Okay.

Do you see?

Come on. Look at the chord.

Okay.

This is D. This is G. Hey.

- Hey. - Jukkalan.

You're here in time.

I'm getting hungry.

What do you have today?

A lot of things that you like.

What is it?

I think.....

Your friend Pong is a little weird.

Is there anyone who's weirder than you?

Why how is he weird?

He seems to like other men.

Oh, wow.

Not only are you are bad-looking,

but you also have bad mouth.

Let me ask you something. When you were born,

did your feet come out first, huh?

Or did you come out horizontally?

Did you eat the placenta when you were in the womb?

That's enough. It's none of your business.

Try to look after yourself first. How annoying.

Just like what Apaporn Nakornswan sings.

I'm upset. I'm upset. I'm upset.

Got the complete set.

I'm beginning to wonder

if I'm really human.

She's here, Boss.

What is it that you had to call me urgently?

I have a big job for you.

Can you handle it?

It depends...

whether the money is good enough.

Money is not the factor.

It's always ready.

Just tell me whenever the stuff is ready, then.

Okay.

Bye!

That's a big lot.

Are you sure you can do it?

I am going to need help from the kids.

If you can't make it,

what are we going to do?

Just believe me this time.

I guarantee you. We'll make it.

It's up to you.

What a pathetic dresser I am.

Who else are you seeing?

No one.

Jukkalan.

Is this what you want to tell me?

Is it?

Yes.

Why didn't you tell me you like elephant fights?

Jukkalan.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Enjoy your elephant fight.

Be gentle on your trunks.

Hey. Hurry. Go after them.

I got it. I'm going in. Go.

Shit. The cops have moved.

Lan Naew. Lan Naew.

The pig has moved. Go to Plan B.

The pig has moved. Go to Plan B.

Got it. Go to Plan B.

Hey, guys. Plan B. Go.

Go. Go back. Hurry up.

I think you've followed the wrong guys, officer.

Have you found anything? Anything?

I'm just riding for exercise, officer.

Did you find anything?

Nothing, sir.

There you go.

You can't find anything.

Officer,

I can sue you back.

Yummy fried bananas.

Go.

Hurry in, hurry out.

Future of the country.

You'd better take a shower.

I thought you were wearing a necklace.

Got it. Okay.

Tell me the place.

I'll go pick it up.

Okay. Got it.

Hey, get everyone ready.

My life is always around your stinky feet.

Let's see how long you'll be playing.

Shit, you bitch. Now I'm a half man half stinky foot.

They can't tell whether this is a face or a foot.

It's an honour to take a picture with a foot.

Bitch. You've ruined my image.

Put it here.

Open it.

It's good, boss.

Very good.

Can anyone

laugh for me?

Hey, enough.

Why didn't you laugh?

He was fast.

Alright.

I'd like to thank you all.

This time

I don't have money

but I have something else for you.

Reung.

I know.

Boss, over there.

What's wrong with your ears?

Boss Piak.

Seng is trying to take your stuff.

Seng, you dare to challenge me, huh?

This stuff is mine, Piak.

Didn't you say, we are two different rivers?

Damn it, don't ask me now.

Look at the situation.

Give me back my stuff.

I don't have it.

You cheater.

You want to die together in a group?

Let's split.

Split.

Yeah, split and split.

Go split and split.

Go.

Piak.

Seng.

So?

Let's find a smart way to fight

so we don't have to shed our blood.

What's your smart way?

I've killed two from the same side. I'm the best.

Why did you have to come quietly?

Why are you smiling?

You smile like you're happy to see your wife.

The reason why I smile

is because you look

like my wife

who I rescued from a whorehouse.

Your wife is a whore?

Shut up.

Don't you dare saying bad things about her.

Even if she's a whore, she works hard.

How much does she make each time?

Depends on each guest's generosity, bitch.

She's not your buddy.

Do you want to die?

Put down the gun.

I won't.

Hey, that's enough for this spot.

He's done.

Wang.

Prepare to die, you bastards.

Shit.

Damn it, Wang.

You should never come back.

I told you.

I'll be back to do the sound of death for you.

Today, both you and your niece

will go to hell together.

Hey, drop the gun.

Or I'll blow your brains out.

Well, what a shame.

I should have a flower for your corpse.

It's alright. Take this instead.

Encircle this warehouse.

Block the entrances and exits.

How are we going in then?

Unblock the entrances.

Go.

Go. Walk on.

You're so smart, huh? Bastard.

So smart that we got arrested.

We're going to prison together.

Why are you sitting here?

I don't know. I thought I want to drive.

Go sit in the back. Go.

There are 6 suspects

being sent.

Hey bald man, why would you struggle? Go.

Wang.

Yes, sir.

Thank you very much for your cooperation.

All of you here,

I'll make you witnesses.

Jukkalan.

Quit it, okay?

I'll arrest you next time.

What are looking at me for?

What is it, Duan?

Do you want to sing?

Uncle Wang.

This is really my father?

Sure.

How did he die?

Wang.

Wong.

Get away.

What's my dad like?

From what I could see, he's stupid.

Really.

How about mum?

Three days after she gave birth to you,

she remarried.

Her womb hadn't had a rest.

Must have hurt a lot.

There are three people who love

and care about you.

One person has died.

Another one is me.

Who's the other one?

Go.

Heartbroken, even thinking about it!

Bye, dad.

Uncle Wang, may I call you dad?

Actually they're quite right for each other.

They are.

What about us?

Keep trying a little bit more.

Now that's something to keep me going.

Hey, what is this?

The shooting is done?

Hey, is that it?

Hey, the shooting is done?

It's finished?

Yes, it's done.

Oh, you're telling me the shooting is done?

What is wrong with you, Mum?

Are you still my friend?

The film is done,

but the audiences have no clue I'm in it.

The audiences don't know who I play in this film.

What is it with this face covering?

See. Hello, I'm Nong.

Anyone can see me?

You see! They're back again.

The film is done, but the audiences have no clue I'm in it.

Hey, I'm Nong Cha Cha Cha. See?

Why did you bring me her, Mum?

Cover the face like this!

Action

Can you knock?

Didn't you forget changing my clothes?

Oh! I'm Sorry.

What's about mum?

Three days after she gave birth to you,

she remarried.

Her womb hadn't had a rest.

Must have hurt a lot.

Did you know that she has got a child and wife? Her husband might be out of town.

A child and a husband

30,000 to go, bro.

Are you okay? Okay?

What? I'm sorry.

30,000 to go, bro.

It's okay. I'll pay it. Come take it from me this evening.

No! I don't like you either.

How did she die?

Cigarette.

Lung cancer?

A cigarette truck.

A truck? Shit!