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["Deal With It" playing]

♪ We go, we go, we go

♪ We know, we know, we know

♪ We don't, we don't, we don't

Keys, keys, keys.

♪ I'm pretty sure that... ♪

[Curtis] The reporter from

-Your lunch is confirmed.

And it's Randall Cole's birthday.

Let me think.

- Uh. My floor seats.

♪ ...Deal with it ♪

♪ Deal with it... ♪

Housemates, is anybody up?

I lost my keys at the club.

♪ ...Back of a police car

♪ We're taking it too far

And please, no more parking tickets.

The fines, they're gonna

[Izzy] Yeah, I got it.

♪ ...We go, we go, we go

And no sampling the merchandise.

- I'm not kidding.

♪ ...We don't, we don't ever quit ♪

♪ I'm pretty sure that

♪ Deal with it... ♪

[car engine revving]

Morning.

- Hmm.

Love it, love it. Lose it.

- Never admit you had it.

The reporter's ready right over there.

Thank you.

♪ ...La, la, la, la, la, deal with it ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, deal with it... ♪

Frank's Woodfired, hot and fresh!

Enjoy!

Good, looks like you're already set up

- Curtis's mom home-makes it.

- Mm. Mm.

♪ ...Lights on, we roll up

♪ Snap, blap, blap, blap, blap it up ♪

♪ I'm pretty sure that

BeScheduled isn't just a calendar app.

It's a lifestyle tool that keeps you

- Like the cool kids say, F.O.M.O. no-mo'.

Employees get a carbon offset workspace,

and our mothers' room is available

mother or not.

Sounds like everything's going

- I see what you did there.

So, no truth to the rumors

and replacing you with Sadie Cole?

What?

- Absolutely not.

You're firing me

and replacing me with Randall's daughter,

Subscriptions are down.

Sadie resuscitated Glamour Shack with...

Her being my daughter isn't the point.

You blocked me from my proposals

I am over here trying

and you have blocked me at every turn.

It is the job of a board

And you set me up to fail.

We have a fiduciary responsibility

to our shareholders,

As chairman,

Getting the stock price back up

[chuckles]

The board has the voting power

[taps on table]

- [upbeat music playing]

the first female fist

Where is the sisterhood, Margery?

Your exit compensation package.

No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Aw, Megs. No crying in baseball.

[sighs]

Actually, Randall,

Also, I no longer validate parking.

So there.

Oh, and you tell Sadie we are not friends!

Hold on. Aged out?

Of what?

Girl, I just sent you

Be strong.

- [cellphone chimes]

"It's sad. Megan Moore is an icon,

to let a new generation revive the brand"?

I'm only eight years older than Sadie.

Randall's working overtime to trash you.

Yuki, what am I supposed to do?

[Yuki] I'm the best

Normally, I could find

for a new venture, but you're radioactive.

But all I do is work.

I mean, who am I even

[Yuki] Self-care,

- Volunteer?

No idea. Saw it on TikTok.

- [energetic music playing]

Greg. Greg, hi. Megan Moore.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Long time no talk.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Oh, three kids.

Wow.

Greg, you're... you're breaking up

A lot has happened

Why did every guy I ever date

[calm music playing]

[Christine] Hello, and welcome.

I'm Christine, and I invite you

Mm. No, there's no way

[Christine] Take a moment to pause.

Bubble hopping is as simple

and getting to know someone else

Broaden your horizons.

See things from another

Experience their day-to-day.

[gentle music playing]

[Megan] That's it.

Hey, the nice lady at the rescue

- Easy-peasy, right? Whoo!

Curtis, help! Puppy 9-1-1! [panting]

Thank you for rounding up the dogs.

[Curtis] Sure.

Oh, I don't.

Do you think that

or by flavor profile?

You need a real project,

you can sink your claws into

- You know, be yourself.

- [cellphone vibrating]

- You have a mom?

I work very hard

Lois? Years together. I never knew this.

Yes, well, if you ever met her

You have a sister?

- [Megan] Yep.

[chuckles] Next,

- Oh, no, I don't. He died when I was 13.

- His passing kind of ruined my childhood.

Just how much of your real life

Well, let's see, uh, Izzy, sister,

My mom remarried,

who she's ever really known.

- [Curtis] Ken?

And they've been bothering me to come over

- [cellphone chimes, vibrates]

Ooh! It's Beverly's turkey taco night.

- Yes, of course.

Jealous you're so close with your mom.

- [soft music playing]

Bring her the spices.

[knocking on door]

- Sorry, we already gave at the office.

Here we go.

Kidding!

- [chuckles] Fun. Okay.

- Hug.

- Mm.

You know, I thought

- You sound disappointed.

Have you been journaling?

Are these the questions I have to answer

Mom! Megan's here.

Oh, a sight for sore eyes.

- The Meg!

Dad, that's not the compliment

Very good to see you, Ken.

Oh! Oh.

- [sniffs] Smells so good.

Ooh! It's Friday.

I'm making the ladies

- Oh.

Wonderful.

That Good Ship Lollipop goes down smooth.

The bartender's on duty all night.

[Lois] That sounds like

because that would require

- [Megan chuckles]

- [soft music playing]

- Oh.

[sighs]

You know, I just thought you might

[Megan] Well, thanks, Mom.

- How are you? How have you been?

What happened?

My sciatica flared,

and we ordered in ice cream

- Harrowing tale. So glad you survived.

Oh! Goody.

- Kenny, can you come pay him?

- And there you go. [chuckles]

Now that you have a new window,

I just feel so much better

- Thank you, Mom. Love you.

- Well, only since her old one got stolen.

I handed my purse to some girl

- like, one second.

that she didn't steal your wallet.

Oh, there was nothing in there anyways.

So... [sighs] ...what else did I miss?

Well, meeting Izzy's

Woody would be here,

- Of jail?

He tried to make a run for it,

["Who Am I" playing]

Mm.

♪ Who you foolin' out in the street... ♪

Hey, Dad. How's it going up there?

[sighs] You'd really like

I think it's our year.

♪ ...Who am I to say ♪

I'm finally relaxing after years

You know, one time in 2019,

I did that at Burning Man.

- I was relaunching the app.

[Lois] Okay, well, it is not

[slurping]

Mm, Ken.

What is the secret ingredient?

- Alcohol.

why don't you let Ken

[gags]

[Lois] You know, sweetie,

now that you're not so busy

Actually, I'm very busy

It's a shelter. It's a doghouse shelter.

Well, maybe you two sisters

- ♪ Sisters, nothing like sis-- ♪

- Yeah.

Sure. I mean, it is a good idea, Mom,

but I could never take

- [tense music playing]

Guys, do not make me say it.

You're completely codependent.

but you have no ability

Mom and K-dog just swoop in

Okay, you know what?

Path? She's almost 30.

[Lois] You know what?

I'm sorry.

And you wanna know something?

If you let me, I could turn

I would run it like a corporation,

Ken, please.

- I mean, Megan makes solid points.

I wanna thank you for that backup, K-dog.

But Mom's right, and, uh,

[Ken] No, I'll drive you.

I don't like you riding

Mm. The Ken-pire Strikes Back.

Here we go. Thank you.

Okay.

Sweetie, she's just going

She's venting.

[doorbell ringing]

- [Megan] Oh.

[Megan] Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

- [door creaking]

Uh, if we're about to slap fight,

could we do it outside?

- [sighs]

If this is about last night,

No, you did mean it.

Okay, I did, but in much more of, like,

[sighs] You were right.

I am almost 30. I'm freaking out.

- I'm not perfect like you.

Okay, the last 12 hours since your speech

bigger than when I went

and I saw the space wolf.

- I need coffee for this.

There is a lot

And cocktails tell the truth.

In Vegas veritas,

Run my life like a corporation.

Make me your project.

Make me a success like you.

I'm just not really a success

Just ask my former board of directors.

Oh.

I will do anything you say.

- Promise.

[chuckles]

Well, Mom did say

Okay, no, wait. No, I get it.

I get it now.

Nope. Nope.

You could have help.

Like, what if you built,

Okay, or, like, just, like,

- I mean, it's not the worst idea.

- Did I just have a good idea? [chuckles]

Uh. [clears throat]

a team of people to guide you,

help you learn to stand

Yes, that.

I mean, it's so crazy,

So, uh, who would we put on this board?

Oh, I know someone perfect.

- Mom.

Mom is-- Izzy, Mom is half the problem.

No, but we share everything.

She's gonna smell this secret on me

Izzy! It is time to cut the apron strings.

What does that even mean?

Okay, it just... it just means no Mom.

[scoffs softly]

I saw you just cross your fingers

- Mm

Okay, thank you. Was that so hard?

- Mm.

Let me book us some office space.

Oh, I know.

that co-work place that went under.

And I will find our board of directors.

[upbeat music playing]

[groaning] Come on,

[car horn honking]

- Hey! That was mine.

[music concludes]

Izzy, no, no. Don't you dare double dip.

- Did you just double dare me to do it?

We're ready to go.

Great. Entertaining her is gonna be key.

All right. Izzy, come have a seat.

- Why would you-- Okay.

[scoffs] All right.

Isabel Alexandra Moore,

are you ready to meet

You are familiar with her work

a queen of fashion.

- Professional stylist, Jila.

♪ Stop the world ♪

- She's like a supermodel.

Oh, it's not giving.

- It's taking.

Oh, I love an impossible challenge.

[Megan] Okay. Next up,

we have retired C.P.A.,

and kitten rescue advocate.

Your current boss.

- Frank!

- [chuckling] Frank, you're in on this?

- Boom!

Frank wants you to find

uh, far away from his pizza business.

- Far away.

Okay. Our next board member

is the author

on love and relationships, Soulxercise.

Patsy, Izzy's childhood babysitter.

[upbeat music playing]

- [whimpers, laughs]

Ah!

Izzy was a lovable terror

I'm excited to see who she'll become.

[Izzy laughs]

Okay, there's one more person

[whispers] Curtis,

- I did.

He was the best applicant from online.

Also the only one

Right. Uh, pardon.

Every responsible board must recruit

meaning someone

So I'm afraid

Oh.

Ah, the parking thief.

The bubble-hopping guy?

Dominic Hayes,

So she's a fan of my videos.

I wouldn't say a fan,

more of a algorithmically

And that parking spot was fair game.

A person's life run like a corporation?

Never hopped into that kind of bubble.

[music concludes]

[funky music playing]

- [indistinct chatter]

Hello, fellow board members.

I am Megan, Izzy's sister

- Yes, with a question already.

Oh. Yeah, I thought

is something we all vote on.

[Megan] Right.

Robert's Rules of Order

Curtis, are you taking minutes?

- Always am.

Then I formally propose

unless, of course, anyone else thinks

[Frank] Not me.

- All in favor, say "aye."

There. We voted. Are you happy?

- [Dominic] Yeah.

Now, let's get started.

- [funky music playing]

Oh, um.

I wanna be able to afford nice stuff.

Um, I would love hair

and a boyfriend who's not gonna sell

- That's-- [sighs]

- Goals. Limited...

- ...but nonetheless, goals.

Okay. Now,

that we improve

Our core value,

make sure that Izzy's best interests

All in favor, say "aye."

- [board members] Aye.

- [Megan] Wonderful.

Izzy, do you promise

set forward by your board of directors?

I do.

Get in there. That's--

Curtis, strike that from the minutes.

- [playful music playing]

that this board

I'll send you those bylaws later.

All right, on to committee assignments.

- Jila, branding and marketing.

[Megan] Frank,

You got it.

Patsy, did you just hit

And still snuggling like newlyweds.

[Megan] Okay, your committee

If everyone doesn't already have

- Download it.

I'll be sending calendar invites

As for our psychology professor?

Right. Yes. He's our unbiased observer.

if the board is generally

And your unpaid attendance is mandatory.

Well, it's a good thing my workload

- So, what's your committee assignment?

I will make sure

for all of our deliverables.

Now, our deadline, Izzy's 30th birthday.

- It's only three months away.

- [shushes].

- [Megan] So...

...we can do this.

With our guidance,

We can help her master the life skills

- Let's do it.

- Go, Izzy.

- [Frank] We can do it.

[Yuki] Per ushe, I'm a miracle worker.

Troy Graves,

is looking to impress Daddy

and he wants to hear

Seriously? I'm on his radar?

[Yuki] He's new to this

and isn't in Randall's world

All he needed to hear

Well, I am working on a personal project,

sort of a whole life

Really? Is that a thing?

Yeah, yeah.

your most important decisions.

"Choose the right people,

I love it. Get your pitch together.

- I'll circle back.

Now, you all know me as Frank,

master of the wood-fired pizza oven.

But before I invested my retirement funds

I was Frank the accountant,

- Ooh.

Frank, doesn't the cash register at work

He means income taxes, sweet pea.

- You know, I give you a W-2 every January?

Curtis, check the IRS database

Excuse me.

Oh, no, of course I do.

Oh, I even brought it.

Shoeboxes for shoe receipts,

and then the takeout box

And... [sighs]

You know, I think that's just recycling.

[Frank] Okay.

we're gonna learn a new sentence,

- [soft music playing]

- [softly] No.

- I don't wanna say that.

- Can I have a bathroom break?

[Izzy] I...

c... can't...

- affo--

- Okay.

[music concludes]

- [whistles]

You really do get the best spot.

I'm strategic.

- Oh, practical life motto.

I go after what I want.

- Uh-huh, is that why you're doing this?

[Dominic] The psychologist in me wonders

Helping my sister.

- Good night.

After doing a thorough evaluation

- of Izzy's current inventory--

Oh, not my bridesmaid's Cabo dress.

I've been through

Those are my custom-made roller skates.

Classic. In a retro way.

- We keep.

Those are working clothes.

- They'd get a leg up.

One woman's trash

I'm focusing on maximizing our R.O.I.

- I won't wear camping clothes.

I still won't wear camping clothes.

I motion rebranding Izzy

Ooh, I second.

[music concludes]

- [upbeat music playing]

- All of this was in your car trunk?

- Budget-friendly designer.

- [gasps] Is this a real--

[upbeat music continues]

[music concludes]

- [claps]

- [board members gasping]

- [Frank] Wow, look at you, Izzy.

- [Patsy] Oh! Oh, my God.

- [Patsy] How fabulous.

[gasps]

Izzy, you... you look beautiful.

- [music concludes]

Okay, today we are whiteboarding

- Take it away, Frank.

I present Izzy's career options.

Um.

Are you even interested in these fields?

- Uh, esthetician sounds fun.

Well, let's brainstorm careers

Izzy, larger question,

- Work should bring you joy.

That's why we're all here.

the minutes from our first

- "I wanna afford nice stuff--"

Iz, that still true?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, here we go.

- [playful music playing]

Half the people in my gym think

And I am not even addressing clown school.

We need to work

So I drew up a résumé.

This is what will get Izzy the dream job.

"Most recent job,

- Frank's Woodfired Pizza?"

I upscaled it a little.

"Branding sales associate,

Mm. I, uh, handed out sunscreen

- Aren't these kind of a stretch?

Yeah, well,

My recruiter friend Yuki

to be the receptionist

Well, I don't know anything about art.

Oh, don't worry, honey. Nobody does.

[whispers] No.

Okay. Frank will go over

Next action item,

- Ooh.

- [Frank] That's nice.

[Jila] Megan had me scatter in some

- There's a Marilyn Monroe.

"Give a girl the right pair of shoes,

Ugh, come on.

Marilyn Monroe is the most

- Says who?

- [Megan] What?

- Okay.

The point is, it's inspirational.

- [clears throat]

- Double tap.

- [funky music playing]

Yes!

[Curtis]

[Megan] As head of operations oversight,

to check on compliance incognito.

It's secret? I don't know.

Trust is the cornerstone

True, but with any kitten I rescue,

Frank, you contain multitudes.

I can't believe I'm about to see

Izzy did land this job on her own.

What, you mean with my fake

- Give her a little credit. I got it.

- Here. You first.

- Why are you making this weird?

Just let a guy open the door for you

- [soft music playing]

- [telephone ringing]

If you like anything...

Hello, Artist Community Gallery.

- Okay.

- No, mm-mm, that one is sold.

[Izzy] Mm-hmm.

- [whispering] There she is.

Yeah, you know what?

[chuckles] No. Yeah.

All right. We'll talk later. Thank you.

Hmm.

I don't care about whatever this is,

You know, I bet if I could do her colors,

[comical music playing]

- [whispering] You're in my spot.

Possession is 9/10ths of the law.

[Izzy] Oh, just let me check

I could do that.

Wait. Could I do that?

- I mean, what even is this?

Hmm.

I admire the embracement

Note to self, explore this theme

[Izzy] Hmm. Oh, no. Here.

- [Dominic whispering] She's coming.

- [Lois] Megan?

- Uh--

[Lois] What is going on here?

- [music concludes]

that your social media

But no, this, uh,

[whispering] Abort mission.

- I repeat, abort.

That is not your usual

from the mall. [chuckles]

It's gorgeous. Is it real designer?

[Izzy] Yeah.

- Uh, Mom, what are you doing here?

What are you both doing here?

I was tracking Izzy on her phone

because I don't know

You certainly do go to some

- empty office building a lot.

Those are the Lilypadd offices,

- Mm.

- Oh.

- And a new job, apparently.

I put the Family Scan app

It's just a silly G.P.S. thing.

Of course, Ken... [chuckles]

but like Sally Field,

- Aw. Mom, you track us?

- Unless you want me to, sweetheart.

Uh, Mom, we should probably let

Well, what about dinner?

I mean, your poor baby sister.

I'm buying. [chuckles]

- Uh, Dominic Hayes.

- [Dominic] Yeah.

- You two are together.

- I'm a fellow art lover.

Maybe we should all just go

Oh, and Izzy, you forgot our appointment,

Mom and I have this tradition

and we try on dresses

- [laughs]

- Oh, you can't tell me that's real?

- But why?

I mean, you girls

and I want grandchildren.

- [stutters] Uh, bu...

- Uh, Iz, you should definitely get--

I have to take this really seriously.

- [Megan] Mm-hmm.

Well, maybe--

All right, Mom,

- Come on.

- That's a very nice one, isn't it?

[Lois] It's beautiful.

Mom, there you are.

Izzy cannot be your on-call

But the good news is,

Well, moms like to be needed sometimes.

I understand, but please stop tempting her

So, Dominic,

how long have you and Megan

- Not long. A few weeks?

- Oh? And what do you do?

Well, excuse me for being curious

Would be the first time.

Oh. So you know,

How about all three of us go together?

Actually, we have a whole kind of

art crawl thing happening,

It's a lovely offer, Lois.

You betcha.

So good to see you, Mom.

Okay. Goodbye.

Lois does not know

and it has to stay that way.

- Why? She seems delightful.

And she and Izzy are BFFs,

And apparently,

The fake wedding dress

- I mean, free champagne?

Uh-huh. Now we're getting somewhere.

What does that mean?

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Do not do that psychology thing

my own questions because I am not jealous

It's understandable if you are.

This is me.

Of course it is. Right at the front.

- Mm.

- [car alarm beeps]

[quirky music playing]

I'm fine.

[Patsy] Curtis, whiteboard and lights.

- Our missy here is romantically unmoored...

...her little ships tossing at the sea

because she can't find

[Izzy] Okay, yeah,

when you see them bunched together

[Patsy] Baby, you want a bow,

- Let's fish for a keeper.

Thanks, Frank.

The ocean is a metaphor for love.

So, I motion this pearl

and find someone new.

I second that motion. Time to get

Eh, I don't know.

I think Izzy should meet a man

You know, like traffic school

or doubling back

Yeah, but that's how she met

Oh, yeah, not true.

- at the porta potty for Lollapalooza.

[Patsy] All right,

Treat finding love like finding

They look good. They feel good.

All of my online readers

All right, so all in favor

- Aye?

- [Patsy] Aye.

[Patsy] He enjoys volleyball, camping,

Let's meet Zack.

- [exciting music playing]

- Oh, I'm still getting lost in his eyes.

He cut himself out from an old photo

He's clearly not over her.

Exactly. It takes one second

If there's another arm in the photo,

- he wishes he was holding.

Maybe it's his sister or a friend.

[both] It's not.

Bullet dodged. Next.

[Patsy] All right.

He's a doctor who once revived

- Sounds promising-ish. Let's see him.

Is that supposed to be his niece?

- [Patsy] Babysitting?

Oh, I can't be a stepmom.

Online dating is such

Right?

Same. It's just a big bait-and-switch.

What if we reverse-engineered this,

I like your blue sky thinking.

- Meg loves a list.

Like, for me,

Yes, sense of humor is a must.

And they should also be

Like, they could build

Exactly, like, owns an Allen-wrench

Yes. And they have to be a basketball fan,

- of course.

- Did you catch the game the other night?

And, you know,

you can be yourself around, someone...

Yeah, someone who genuinely listens.

Yeah.

- just the way you are.

Can we get the boat back on course?

While you two were so cutely sidetracked

Izzy picked Carson,

Japanese whiskey, and Taylor Swift,

but only because his niece

- ["Blind Date" playing]

- Wow. Okay.

- He just asked me out for tonight.

Don't wanna know.

Well, that felt quick,

- of Izzy dating Carson, say, "aye."

- [Patsy] Aye.

Just don't like the guy. Bad vibes.

- Oh, Frank.

It's a fine option.

♪ ...I don't know how I'm supposed to act ♪

♪ I got a nosebleed straightaway ♪

♪ He hadn't even told me his name

♪ Someday ♪

♪ He was cool, though ♪

[cellphone chiming]

♪ Help me get cleaned up

♪ Very small talk... ♪

[cellphone chimes]

♪ ...To the picture house

[doorbell ringing]

- [Megan] Ah.

- with a crescent wrench in the...

...upstairs bathroom.

- [door creaking]

Hey, uh, thank you so much

Yeah, no worries. I was just at home

- grading papers tonight anyway.

- [Dominic] Exciting, huh?

Almost as exciting as my night

Speaking of, uh, grading papers,

- You really wanna know?

Well, I'm fascinated

- [Megan] Mm.

- why we do what we do.

I moved to America. I got a PhD in psych,

but quickly realized

- Why not?

Exploring the big picture and the teaching

Oh, right. Yeah, like grading papers

kinda work-life balance.

- Ouch. Madam wine and doom-scrolling.

[shower-head clatters]

Wait a minute. Aha!

- Rubber gasket's shot.

Sometimes, when I'm at Hardware Hamlet,

- Yeah, me too.

[Dominic] Here we go. Okay.

- And...

- ...voilà.

I really appreciate you coming over.

Didn't even think

- Well, you stole my parking spot.

[laughs] Yeah, I, uh, I have to admit,

I've, um, never met anyone

- ["New Crush" playing]

You've, uh, certainly

Happy to help out.

But I am recording the game,

Oh, you're inviting me to watch the game?

Well, I mean,

- so you tell me.

Yes, yes. Yes.

- Yes! Right?

- I told you.

♪ Not worry 'bout a damn thing ♪

♪ Red lights, long sighs

[music concludes]

[upbeat music playing]

- What's here?

[music concludes]

Ta-da! It's yours.

What? Uh, no way.

- Thought you'd like it.

"No way" as in, I can't afford this.

- See? I practiced.

Well, I technically paid the deposit

But, uh, think of it as a gift

Plus, if you stick to the budget

you absolutely can afford it

Okay. [chuckles]

[Megan] Hmm?

- Lunch with Mom.

- Why not? You are too hard on her.

- I'm not.

And I think if we do spend

then maybe she wouldn't try

[sighs] Okay, that's fair.

- Oh, and you guys can meet my new man.

- Izzy, that's very fast.

You know, Carson talks a lot about work.

because I don't understand

That's not true, Iz.

- No, it is. Wait until you see.

What I mean is, Izzy, you're very smart.

- I got a negative on my S.A.T.

- When you don't show up, it is.

I am very much looking forward

It's really good to meet someone

- Oh.

- Who is he? Tell me.

Tell me, tell me, tell me.

- Is it Dominic?

It is Dominic. It... it is so cute!

- Cute? Is it cute?

- How can you tell?

I remember high-waisted jeans

Oh.

Anyway, he did kind of

Oh! Way to go, sis.

- Fixed my shower.

Anyway, I thought we were talking

- I can't wait to meet him.

- Hmm.

[music concludes]

Thirty George Washingtons

Izzy knows to meet us here, right?

- Yes.

Yes. Yes, Mom.

Does he think we're paying?

Honey, did you bring

Dollywood, here we come.

- Oh.

Izzy says it's his treat

- [light music playing]

Um, I can't remember exactly, but it was--

It did happen.

I hope this is one of those places

in those big foil swans.

- [chuckles]

He looks chiseled out of marble--

[sighs] The real stuff,

I could take him

I am good.

- Everyone, this is Carson.

- [Ken] Yeah.

- Mm. Sit. Sit.

So how did you two meet?

And why didn't I know

Because they, uh, met online, right, Iz?

Yep. It's a true love's match.

- [chuckling]

So clever. [chuckles]

So what is it that you do

- Hedge fund manager.

Now, that sounds very official.

[Carson] How about I order us all

[Lois] Okay.

[Carson] Okay, we will have two

- He's a little different for Izzy.

- Well, yes. And he's wearing shoes.

All right, and make it quick.

[laughs] Wow.

And he is so smart.

- like derivatives.

I didn't know that

- Besides spending mine.

Oh, well, look at me.

- Ken, put your--

[Lois] So fascinating.

My expertise

See, now, what that is in layman's terms--

Taking the long position

and the short position

Hey, sounds like

Yeah, actually, I-- Never mind.

- Well, it's all Greek to me.

And a salad.

Um, hey, I thought

Ooh, yes, art Dominic.

- I liked him.

Oh, is that because you friend-zoned him

Ooh, girl talk.

- No girl talk.

Well, you know what?

we could do a three-way FaceTime.

- from the baking Reddit.

- [Carson] Babe.

Before I forget,

You gonna change?

- Oh, uh--

you could wear that green dress

- from the sample sale.

- Oh, uh, do you think gold shoes or black?

Well, I am gonna have to check out

Mm. Mm.

- Thank you so much. Oh, Izzy.

- Okay. Call me.

Okay. Bye.

[birds chirping]

- [sighs]

- Yeah, Mom, Izzy finally decided to adult.

with that dinner party monologue

Mom, why would you say that?

Well... new look, new job, new boyfriend?

I just hope she's happy.

Of course she's happy.

This is everything she's ever wanted.

Is it?

Okay, what does that mean?

No, nothing.

♪ Six swans a'swimming ♪

- ♪ Leftovers for K-dog ♪

♪ Let's get Lois home ♪

- Let's just--

- Yeah, just give them to me.

very gentle. They're delicate.

- See you later, Meggers.

- [gentle music playing]

- [car door closes]

[music concludes]

- [bike whirring]

[doorbell ringing]

Bill, bill, bill. Hmm, so many bills.

- Wow, so much boring mail.

No, uh, no Carson today?

Oh, he's in Vegas for a bachelor party

- Hmm.

high-stakes poker. Sounds boring.

- Agreed.

Hey, uh, Iz, are you, um--

Well, it's what the board chose, right?

Yeah,

- Is that my mail?

Ah. Is that a party invitation?

Let's see.

Looks like Margery's turning

Uh, she was my board member

She was the only one who I actually liked.

Well, I love a party. Let's go.

Oh, no, Izzy,

It's gonna be, you know,

you know, just corporate chit-chat.

- Well, you had me at free champagne.

- there's no such thing as free champagne.

[sighs]

Look, Randall's gonna be there, okay?

That trash basket

- That very trash basket.

If Marge wants you to be there,

[exciting music playing]

No, you know what? You're right.

I should not let Randall dictate

Exactly.

So what are we wearing?

It's just wild to me

I mean, I just can't believe

- belong to the same one.

- Ah! Thank you.

- Izzy, you... Izzy, you can't.

There's Margery,

[chuckles] Hi, Marge.

Oh, sorry. Thank you. [chuckles]

Nice crowd.

[bottle popping]

I thought that was you, Megs.

Randall, what--

Oh, you're the surprise. You look great!

- I, uh, thought you'd look more depressed.

- Actually, no. I've never been happier.

Free of BeScheduled's plummeting stock now

Frank helped me watch the stock market.

- Good job.

And where have I heard that before?

Randy, firing my sister

You and the board might think

You wanna know why Megan looks so great?

- She's got the wind beneath her wings.

It's called a clapback.

- Don't try to keep up.

If you'll excuse me,

Perfect. My work is done here.

- [groans]

You... you really had my back just then.

- Why do you sound so surprised?

I don't know.

or maybe even ever, been there for you

Better late than never. Let's celebrate.

- Can we get some lemon drop shots?

That's what everyone says at first.

- Mm.

♪ Lean to the back

♪ Lean to the back

♪ Circle those hips ♪

♪ Make everybody wanna

♪ Now, clap, clap, clap

♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap

♪ Now, stop, wait for the drop ♪

[music concludes]

[Megan] Do not be fooled

- They're smart and wily creatures.

[chuckles] Wait.

You know we had a dog

- You did?

Well, he was mostly Dad's dog, Gus.

Why am I just hearing about this?

I can't believe Mom never talks about Gus.

Or Dad.

- And I think she's probably very sad.

- What was Gus like?

He was obsessed with the mailman.

- [gentle music playing]

- [laughs] He sounds perfect.

I remember when he died,

how Gus had crossed over

and how he was playing

But I wasn't really sure if I bought it,

But I could tell it made Dad feel better,

That's sweet.

I wish I had more memories with Dad,

Hey, you know I'd love to talk

like, anytime, right?

I'm really glad we're doing this,

Me too.

Hey, do you remember that time

Oh, how can I forget?

I remember being so nervous

for Leslie Parker's

And then look at me.

Pretty much a big deal now.

- [chuckles]

if you didn't teach me how to stop.

- [both laugh]

Guess who Troy Graves and his moolah

- You.

[Yuki] I told him

He loves this idea

[Megan] Oh, that's fantastic.

I mean, I'm still very much in,

and development phase,

I mean, the change

And that's what

Go do this.

And it's my second chance. [sighs]

- [bright music playing]

Yes! [sighs]

Mm, okay.

Got it, got it, got it. [mumbles]

Okay.

[cellphone clicks]

[Dominic] Okay.

So we've been talking about the five steps

Pre-contemplation,

action, and maintenance.

Now, while the steps sound like

the model actually represents a spiral,

[class laughs]

[Dominic] Each marches to the beat

Recycling through the steps is often

Um, okay.

- Have a great weekend, everyone.

- Thank you.

Yeah, a little bit.

Do you worry that Izzy's,

destined to cycle back

Well, do you?

- [music concludes]

Historically, she's been a pretty--

You're doing that thing

my own questions again.

Hey, uh, I actually have some news.

I have a meeting

- Wow, congrats. That's fantastic.

Funny enough, Izzy M. Inc.

The concept is life coach by committee,

And what does Izzy think?

Oh, I mean,

I'll let her know

Well, a heads-up wouldn't hurt.

It's early, you know?

Besides, if it goes forward,

I'd involve her

It'd be a sister-sister win.

Well, if you think so,

for the sisterly bonding,

You know, the emotional connection.

- She thinks this is real.

We walked rescue dogs the other day.

- Thanks again. No more drips.

You, um, you know,

- at the next board meeting.

By way of many other,

- Are you free for dinner tonight?

Oh, there's a fantastic little

Oh, nice. You wanna have dinner

Not quite.

[pop song playing over radio]

- You did throw me there for a minute.

[chuckles]

Uh, Lois gave me that pan

- Cannot wait to tell her someone used it.

Oh. [chuckles]

that there's kind of a lot of things

Yeah, I don't cook.

But, um, Lois doesn't teach you

Oh, no, she definitely did.

They all just start

[both laugh]

[Megan] I mean, not that I blame her.

She had her hands full

after our dad died. He had a heart attack.

- Um, sorry. That's... that's brutal.

Dad.

[sentimental music playing]

- He looks like a good guy.

My mom gave me this

- It's nice.

Just overnight,

of an incredibly willful toddler

I remember being just so mad.

So, so mad that my dad had died.

No. It seems like a totally normal

Yeah, I remember just kind of wanting

- It just seemed easier somehow.

Yeah. I didn't want to talk about it.

I remember kind of pretending

I wanted them to think

Wanted to think that you could work

Self-reliance is kind of my superpower.

- 'Cause you like doing things on your own.

I was already away at college

and Izzy was still in grade school.

So they formed their own

- and I forged my own path.

You know, it's, um,

- You know, tell her how you feel.

This is so good.

Don't think I didn't notice

Well, I wouldn't ask

[jazz music playing]

- Lemon zest.

But the secret?

- Really?

- [music concludes]

You didn't have to wash

- Um, look, I'm an overachiever.

- Well, um, good night.

Before I forget.

[pop music playing]

♪ I've been nervous about ya

♪ Are you making a move ♪

Good night.

♪ I've been starting to doubt ya

♪ Don't ask me to choose ♪

[music concludes]

...going and going and going.

And so I told Miller,

if you mess

with your soft hurdle rates." Hey.

- Actually, I'll order for myself.

You just keep bringing the gorgeous.

- [soft music playing]

I looked up your sis.

High net worth.

[indistinct chatter]

You know, you never

[chuckles] Sure.

Can you ask your sister

[cutlery clinking]

- [cellphone chimes]

[Frank] Who's adopted a kid?

- Are you still using BeScheduled?

[Megan] Oh, yeah.

You? Really?

- Yeah.

- You didn't text back.

Um, about the other night,

but, um, it was unprofessional.

It's totally against

- You know those bylaws are made up, right?

Do you ever not get too much

What? My head, my rules.

I officially call this meeting to order.

Curtis, uh, no old business today.

I wanna dump Carson.

- Huh? I told you so. I told you.

[Izzy] Well, you never did.

It's a valuable performance metric.

Well, that's not really a way

Do you guys know

Like, every week,

you know,

- [cellphone chimes]

is just a constant snooze button,

and I have a boring day,

- and I scroll boring social media.

I'm sorry, Jila, but it's true. Yeah.

And meanwhile, all my friends are just,

crashing yacht parties

and just making questionable decisions,

really cool things that

- so--

future regrets.

Well, my past future regrets

- Not like fixing a shower.

- Fixing a shower? I'm so lost.

Day one, we all agreed

to keep Izzy's best interests

So let's open discussions

These are not proposals.

Either way, we debate the pros and cons,

- put things to a vote.

[Dominic] Robert's Rules of Order, right?

- Right, which we will do...

...when we reconvene.

But I have to go

- No, no.

[Curtis] There's nothing on your calendar.

It's an emergency. It's a root canal.

I will see you

- I mean, does it hurt?

to a root canal?

[upbeat music playing]

My father is still stuck

Well, Mr. Graves, those fossil fuels

got you some pretty sweet

- I think the future is connectivity.

I am all about in-person connectivity.

No, no, no, no.

- Right.

you're spearheading a whole-life

How does that work exactly?

Drawing upon my time at BeScheduled,

The mission? A total reorg of Izzy's life.

every bucket of her life,

And the same can be true for subscribers

Wow.

Hey.

- [Megan] Hi.

Please.

- You're a regular here.

It just kind of seemed like a good idea.

Um, about the other day, I... I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too.

About getting so much in my own head?

- Yeah, I totally understand.

- I'm a complete headcase, you know?

Sorry, one-- Hang on one second.

What?

The... the police?

Yes. Yes, of course,

Bye.

That was Izzy's apartment manager.

[sighs] Well, it sounds like a good one

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- [dance music playing]

Oh.

[Megan] Izzy!

- [Izzy] What?

- Oh, a party.

- What-- Who... who is this?

It's short for Woody.

- The street art ex-con?

Ugh, I know, I told you

I couldn't listen to one more word

So you thought you'd just throw

to celebrate your newfound singlehood?

Actually, no. This is to celebrate

Without consulting anyone on the board?

And then you invited

- to trash your apartment?

Izzy, once again,

and you just expect someone else

I thought that you had changed.

- [somber music playing]

- Whoa, just wait a second.

Don't you think

- [music concludes]

or whatever the term is.

Well, maybe Izzy's

Well, yeah. So then what was the point

Granted, this whole thing

- but...

...you know it's become bigger than that.

Do you wanna get some dinner?

I'm sorry. I just don't feel like

Would it be okay if we talked

Yeah, of course. Um, I can wait till then.

[footsteps receding]

- [leaves rustling]

[gasps] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Okay.

- [line ringing]

Hi. So, uh, what happened?

Troy wants to jump right into the analysis

with you taking charge.

His lawyers are already

Wow. I mean, that is...

You know, I haven't even had a chance

[Yuki] Well, you better fill her in,

Okay, um, Yuki, I feel like

that the Izzy M. Inc. experiment

Nope, not listening. I don't wanna hear

Be psyched, girl boss. New chapter.

[Megan] All right.

New chapter.

Thanks.

Hey, guys.

- and, uh, it's kind of big, so--

I'm just suddenly feeling

What's going on?

Izzy? [scoffs]

Izzy, what is happening?

- What? Why are you--

What?

- Curtis. What? She doesn't know, does she?

"Entrepreneur Troy Graves

Megan Moore to develop a revolutionary

- I--

to the creation of this product, just

of applying the principles of business

to successfully overhaul

Press release goes on to list

of how the app can capitalize on them.

And they used Izzy's full name too,

You guys, I... I very much understand

but please let me explain.

The press release

to come out this soon.

But listen, when I tell you about this,

- [Izzy] Excited?

No, you used me.

The whole thing was just

No, not... not even close.

Izzy, the whole investor thing of it all,

- This has always been about helping you.

My whole life,

but she didn't even know I was there.

I was left behind.

You know, Mom would always say that,

"Oh, we don't have to worry about Megan.

- Oh, really? Mom said that?

- [Megan] Figures.

And what does that mean for me, huh?

Because maybe I should just own it.

- Izzy, I had no idea.

Because up until a few months ago,

- Are you embarrassed of me?

Because I thought

would bring us together

and that I would fit more

and like you would like me.

Of course I like you!

Yeah, but you know

[sniffles] I might be a disaster,

Megan, all you care

and on schedule, and making sure

But you don't even know

But I know

because, um, you're on top now

What does it matter

I'm sorry. Okay? I just-- I'm sorry.

Yoo-hoo! Anyone in here?

- Oh.

- Mom.

[chuckles] Oh!

Is this the sample sale? Oh.

Patsy, what are you doing here? Frank?

- Megan, what is going on?

And I resign, effective immediately.

Right.

[footsteps receding]

Megan.

- Oh, sweetheart. Come here. It's okay.

- [birds chirping]

[doorbell ringing]

Izzy?

[music concludes]

I tried to stay mad,

"To err is human. To forgive, divine."

- I don't think Beverly--

Come in.

[sighs]

- I, uh, really screwed up, didn't I?

- So what happened after I left?

I did get to hang out with Lois, though.

I can't believe

- It's, uh, kind of Lois's M.O.

[sighs] Man, I just--

I have no idea how to make this up to her.

- Can't help you there.

[smack lips] Hey, um, I have some other

I decided not to take Troy Graves' money.

It just didn't feel like

- I'm sorry.

What? Wh-- Why not?

You weren't the only one

Curtis!

I got a social media job

You're-- That's wonderful.

I'm so happy for you.

Good job, Curtis.

[sighs]

- So what are you gonna do?

[chuckles]

But you know what?

- [soft music playing]

Bye-bye, BeScheduled.

- Izzy's right.

I am the tragic one.

I've been so busy

absolutely everything that I--

I haven't been living.

Well, like my mom always says,

Curtis, your mom...

[sighs] Curtis, your mom's right.

- She always is.

Yeah.

[Curtis] Ah.

[music concludes]

[Megan] We should have told you, Mom.

- [soft music playing at distance]

- I call it mom-tuition.

Believe me, I was happy

together, but I didn't know

or having board meetings,

I'm still a little sad

I'm sorry, Mom. I am.

I do know what it feels like

Honey, I never meant for you

You just always seemed

- That's not true.

Whereas Izzy is...

- Izzy.

And I know how you must have thought

but I love each of my girls equally.

Thank you, Mom. I, uh--

Yeah, I think I actually did need

Um, I... I miss Dad.

I do too.

And by the way, I do know

the best you could with Izzy.

I... I get that now.

And you were doing the best you could

Yes. But really, I think I was just trying

just swoop in and try to fix everything.

Well, we're fixers no more,

because little baby bird Izzy

- Really?

She's still not really speaking to me.

Well, I told her

but she does still have

Looks remarkably like you, actually.

She's very talented when she's mad.

She did sign up

and she's studying

- She did pass ear piercing.

She's giving herself options.

- [chuckles, sniffles] Yeah.

And she missed her friends

she was in before.

So she negotiated herself out

if she promised to clean it up.

- And she did.

Woody helped her paint.

And your art friend, Dominic,

- God, he is so handy, that man.

Didn't realize that Izzy and Dominic

Yeah, seems so. Izzy said

[cutlery clinking]

That's good.

And Izzy is not getting back

[laughs] After the whole Carson thing,

she decided to go boy sober for a while,

Like that's gonna get me grandchildren.

- Mom.

- I can joke, you know?

[laughs] Oh, look at this.

[chuckles]

She looks great.

Well, yes, but look,

- She's found her own path.

Hey, I was thinking, after this, we could

maybe go on

[music concludes]

- [Megan] Mm.

- [Lois gasps]

Oh, you look beautiful.

- Thank you, Mom.

- Okay.

You know, there are so many

For example, we could go somewhere,

Please let me live out my fantasy

[chuckles] Okay, fine.

[Lois chuckles] Oh.

All right, all right.

- I guess this is kind of fun.

Only because of how weirdly

You know, I really like

Yeah, I really did too.

It's just one of the many things

- Hey, Mom.

I'm having an idea about Izzy

It involves getting the gang back together

and a whole lot

that I have to do.

["Chic" playing]

[music concludes]

- [Lois] Okay.

[pop music playing]

- Here we go.

- [chuckles]

[all] Surprise! [cheering, applauding]

[Izzy] You guys, this is better than

Oh, it wasn't us. It was all Megan.

[guest 1] Happy birthday, Izzy!

- [board members] Happy birthday!

- [all] We love her.

- [music softens]

Oh! [laughs] Hi!

[guest 2] Hey! Happy 30th, Iz.

- How are--

What are you doing here?

What's up? Happy birthday!

- [laughs]

- Wow.

[giggles] I haven't seen you guys

Hi. Aw.

[light music playing]

- [Izzy] Hi.

I, uh, I know you love a party.

like you, surprises and all.

I... I owe you a really big apology.

I tried to change you,

and I absolutely never

Izzy, you have the biggest heart,

and... I just hope

Uh, well, I did come to you

before my 30th birthday,

and it is, just maybe not

Right.

And I hope you know

Oh, yes, I know.

I was gonna say

Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

I love you just the way you are.

- [Izzy] I love you.

- Oh, okay.

- Yes.

Let's invite Mom.

- Ooh!

Okay. All right.

- Bring it in.

Cheers, guys.

- Happy birthday.

[Lois] I'm just so proud of my girls,

even though it wasn't a very

Has anything about this family

Well, now that you mention it, no.

You ladies keep me on my toes.

- Mm.

So I have this credit card now,

You spend the money, and then

I'm like, what? I'm gonna save that money.

I'm gonna take it.

I'm gonna see these llamas.

You know what?

I'll tell you back at the house, okay?

- Bye, roomie. [chuckles]

Oh, hi.

Hey. So I invited Dominic.

Oh, he has shown,

What?

- Happy birthday, Iz.

Sorry I'm late.

My, uh, schedule's been

- lectures with a colleague.

- I just didn't think you were coming.

I made a mistake.

- You warned me, and I didn't listen.

So you're not mad?

[Dominic] It wasn't my place

I was always an independent

I'm sorry I went so hot and cold.

- Just a terrible force of habit.

- And now?

- ["I Just Want You" playing]

♪ I was paralyzed by those... ♪

You know, I never really understood

I think it's from when he was young,

what he wanted to be when he grew up.

I think I get it now. [chuckles]

Goldie Hawn said that.

- No, she didn't.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- So what's next?

- Uh, it seems like we're dancing.

Oh. Well, I'm gonna partner

- and take her kombucha brand nationwide.

I don't know.

♪ ...Will you still hold my hand ♪

♪ When we're alone ♪

♪ Will you still kiss me ♪

♪ And when we're home ♪

♪ Will you pretend I'm the only one ♪

♪ I heard from your friends ♪

♪ You had been untrue ♪

♪ Oh, but I did not believe them ♪

♪ Until I walked in on you ♪

♪ I wish you only ♪

- ♪ Wanted me ♪