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I've been hearing so much about these new robots and how useful they are.

Ooh, you know what? Me too. I saw it on X today.

Yeah. So wait, tell me what you know. So I finally invested in one, but I got

the knockoff version. It's the Tesla robot.

Oh, the Tesla robot. It's the Tesla robot.

Yeah. That's so fun.

It is fun. And honestly, I've heard that they are a little bit more, what's the

word?

I don't know. You can do more with that. I've heard that they're a little bit

more, like, sexual.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, my God. I need to get myself a Tesla robot.

Yeah.

I think you should get one. Well, you can talk mine out today if you want.

Yeah. There's a Tesla robot right over there.

Oh, my gosh.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Not bad, right? Wow.

I love.

I love the look, honestly.

He's the latest model.

He's cute, isn't he? Yes.

Freaky. He's just a robot, but you kind of want to take advantage of him a

little bit.

He's so obedient.

Okay, so how do you turn on this Tesla robot?

It's super easy.

So the on button is just down here.

Just squeeze a little bit.

There you go.

Amazing. Okay,

well...

I mean, I want to get one, so what can it do?

Well, it can run all your errands for you. It can drive your car.

It can clean your house.

And this particular model has some additional access points.

So you can just unzip it, you know, back here.

Oh, my gosh. It's got like a special, yeah.

Wow. Okay. I like this robot.

I really think I'm going to get one.

I think for women who need obedience and for somebody to just follow directions,

this is perfect.

Oh my gosh. To do whatever you want to.

Yeah. And then this mouth also.

Very realistic.

Yeah, I know.

Very realistic.

Oh my gosh. Look at that tongue.

Oh my gosh. So how do you give it command? How do you make it do stuff?

Tell it to.

Tesla, close your mouth.

Tesla, open your mouth.

Tesla, turn around.

Tesla, bend over.

Wow, I love it.

It's great.

So, look at them. Very realistic, honestly.

Underneath all of this stuff. I like it. Okay.

You're going to have to tell me how much it is, because then if I'm going to

invest on this thing, yeah, I don't want it to be like half a million dollars,

you know? No, it's actually pretty affordable.

Whoa. It's the knockoff version.

Okay, great.

No, it's fine.

Tesla, stand up.

Tesla, turn around.

All right.

I can really tell you what you can handle, though. Oh, yeah, show me. What

you done so far with that little robot?

Well, look at me. I like to take advantage of some holes here and there.

Does he have all the holes, though? He's like a human. He's got all the holes.

Oh, perfect. Yeah. I want to see it. Can you show me, please? But you can get it

much bigger than your average person.

Oh, my gosh. It can take, like, huge.

It costs extra.

Extra? It costs extra to have more, like.

flexible hold okay i mean i'm willing to pay extra and take it it's worth it

yeah let's do it how

big have you gone as big as this oh yeah

that's crazy he calls it right up he's like he's not human i can't wait to see

it it's not like you can hurt him that's true so i'd love to show you what my

He can handle everything.

He's great if you want to test out your pegging skills.

You know, before we go to, you know, the asshole, I kind of want to test out his

other holes.

Like what? Like maybe, I don't know, test out his mouth?

Absolutely. Yeah, we can definitely test out his mouth. Yeah.

He's ready to go.

He can take it all.

Well, I'll let you take the lead.

All right.

All right, Tessa, come here.

Walk in front of us.

Get on your knees here.

Wow. So obedient. So obedient. I love it. Yeah.

Let's take a look here.

Tessa, open your mouth.

Let's take a look.

Very good. He can take it, I think. I bet.

He must have taken it.

Let's see. Just tell him what. Here we go.

Oh, look at that.

Tesla, suck the tip of my dick.

Oh, my God. This would be great for Dom's party.

It would be, wouldn't it?

We could just go for hours and hours and hours over and over again. He's just an

object. He's just a robot.

Exactly. Oh, look at him sucking.

Oh, good.

He does.

Tesla, make some gag voices.

Oh, yeah.

Keep going.

Tesla, go deeper.

See, and with this model, there's a spit as well.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. See, that's how realistic he is. Yeah, amazing.

See?

He's making a mess of everything.

Eventually, he'll clean it up after himself. Yeah, I know. It's perfect.

He can be degraded as much as he wants.

He's, like, perfect.

He is.

He's just a fucking slut.

If a robot could be a slut, he'd be one. Tesla, you're such a fucking slut. Come

on. You like Tesla?

Tell us how much you love sucking on cocks. I love cocks.

Suck on it.

Yes. Oh.

Yes. Yes, Tesla.

Yes. Deep throat. There you go.

Uh -huh.

Did you put all of our seductive desires on him?

All of our seductive, fucked up desires?

He just handled all of it. Oh, fuck yeah.

I think I might enjoy myself a testimony. You are wonderful.

I'm so good.

You should really pay me commissions.

Where'd you get this money at?

From Nylah's House Studios.

Oh, Nylah's House Studios.

Good.

There you go.

Good job, Tesla.

I love having my strap on. I'm stuck by my Tesla robot.

He's very good at it. And he learns as well.

Oh, my gosh.

He's got AR learning. He gets better with time.

Oh, my gosh. How long have you had your Tesla?

It's been like two months.

Two months? He's gotten better already.

That's amazing.

He used to use teeth. Now he doesn't.

Tesla, no teeth.

Tesla, make a lot of noise.

There we go. Good job, Tesla.

Tesla

gobbled

it all up.

He's like the no limit slave I've been looking for my entire life. He's never

going to complain.

He's never going to say no.

He's just so eager. He's always excited to please.

Do I own you? Yes, you own us.

I love it.

Tell me how much you loved it from my balls. Oh, I fucking love your balls.

Wow, okay. Well, thank you for showing me like one hole and this is like an

amazing feature.

I guess we can move on to... Yeah, you can also jerk us off a little bit too.

Can we do that? Show us how you jerk us off.

There you go.

Look at that. Wow, what an amazing feature.

Yeah, these are really strong hands, too.

Yeah,

keep jerking us off.

Yeah, there you go.

Good job, Tesla.

It's almost like you're enjoying it.

I'm almost believing it. I'm almost believing it.

All right, I think I'm ready to use the other hole.

Oh, my God. Do you want to see what that hole can do?

Yeah.

Yeah. She stole me.

Stand up.

Bend it over.

Just like a horse.

Ooh.

You want to feel around. It's very realistic.

Yes, actually.

You do need some lubrication.

Not necessarily for sensation or enjoyment.

It's up for your own.

I kind of want it to, like, fly.

Yeah, exactly.

I think that it's really important that I don't want to be stopped by anything

dry inside.

I was going to start with fingers.

You can start with your cock if you want.

You're a little excited to get right in there.

What can I say?

I'm going to start off with one finger.

That was way too easy. That's way too easy. Two fingers.

Okay, way too easy. He's the wide open version.

Three fingers.

Oh, my God. Way too easy. Let me try my whole fist.

Okay, now it's starting to tighten up a little bit.

Wow.

You can multitask, too.

Why don't you suck my cock?

Oh, my gosh. That's so amazing.

I can take it all.

He can.

He's the perfect little test robot.

Oh, my God.

To take on my specific desires.

I can offer him whatever I want. Yeah. It doesn't matter if I wake up at 3 in

the morning and decide that I want to leave this school. He's right there. I'm

ready to take him. So ready.

He's definitely, like, opening up so many desires.

that have kind of just, like, shut down because I know no one can do it. But

now... This is the future. This is... We don't need your love anymore.

No. Why need a... Why have a real man? Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh,

yes. Oh, my God.

I love that Tesla moment, too. He does.

He's a real human being. I love it.

Tesla. The louder.

Oh.

Ugh.

Ugh. Yuck.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Tesla, drop down another adaptable. I don't want to hear it too loud.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Yes. Yeah.

No, you're stinging my whole fucking hand.

Oh, yeah. Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. Do they do installments at Nylon House?

Oh, yeah. For Tesla? Absolutely.

Okay. It could pay over time.

I'm thinking of getting a second one.

Oh, you are?

Yeah.

Why not? Is it the same version, or do they come in different characters?

They come in different versions.

Oh, perfect.

Amazing.

Really? I just closet full of them.

I think he's ready for... I think so.

Want me to show you what he can take? Yes.

Let's do it.

All right.

Let's see.

All right, Tesla, bring your arms back a little bit. All the way back to the

edge.

Tesla,

I want you on noise level five.

I want to hear you moan.

Noise level five. Yeah. All right. But not too loud. Yeah.

Tessa, I want to hear you beg for it. Oh, please, please, mistress, fuck me.

Fuck your home. Fuck your home, mistress.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, mistress.

Okay, let me take a right.

Amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. What the hell?

Yeah. Oh, look at the teeth.

Oh, it looks so good. You know what? I'm going to have you start my dick.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to start my dick. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It's definitely a party. It is a party.

Just toss it around like a party favor.

Yeah.

As if I wasn't sold yet. I'm like super sold.

I want to buy one now.

You can take it both ways.

I'm just playing because if you can feel it.

It's just a robot.

It's like a computer.

Yeah, a robot.

I love it.

Good job.

Good

job.

Good job.

You can use them whenever you want.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Tesla is so good. He took that whole thing. Oh,

my God.

Oh, look at him taking muscles.

Is this sex feature like a monthly thing or like a one -time payment kind of

deal? Not the subscription, unfortunately.

Subscription, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I know.

I think it's worth every penny though.

Subscriptions are always worth it.

Yes, oh yes. Tesla, good job. Yeah, there you go.

Fuck toys first, that's what we are.

That's what you are, you're supposed to fuck toys.

Oh my gosh.

So good.

Oh my god.

So good.

Do you want to do like a turn? Yes, absolutely.

I feel like Tesla has to come down a little bit.

Oh, actually, this is perfect.

This is good. Okay, well, let me tuck him out.

Yeah, please. Thank you.

Perfect.

I hope he can take a good pounding.

Oh, he can.

Oh, what a stick that is. I know.

Watching that stick strap on and turn my little fuck robot.

It turns me on.

I'm so excited.

This is it. This is a brand new dildo.

And I think... Tesla's police are just doing it.

Tesla, move back a little bit.

Perfect.

Oh, my

God. So good.

So good, Tesla.

She's taking that so deep.

Take down Tesla.

Yeah.

right on him.

Good

job,

Tesla.

Hero for insurance.

watching it from this angle.

It

requires

a lot of power to hold it.

Good job, Tesla.

Oh my god.

So sloppy.

I know.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, definitely. Wow.

His asshole can take so much.

He can take it forever.

It definitely does bring out your sadistic desires.

Like that's the density inside of me. I can feel it coming out. I kind of want

to teach my girlfriends who don't know how to tag, how to tag on him. They're

not going to feel bad about it. Yeah. And then slowly, we're just going to

the world into a paradise.

And we get rid of the men and we just have robots to follow. Yeah, exactly.

It's the best.

Exactly. Do you want to take, you know, his asshole? One more time?

Yeah, one more time.

Why not?

I fucking love it.

Test over your ass up.

There we go. Perfect.

Okay.

Wow.

Oh, thank you. This is... Oh, yes.

What a robot.

Yes.

I want you

to fuck my cock.

I'm not doing all the work

I want something

in pink.

Absolutely. You can wear that.

Oh, hell yeah.

I love that.

Wow.

Amazing.

Amazing.

You don't need to do anything.

Aftercare.

Yeah. Cuddle. Yeah.

Oh, God.

I'm not a big fan of, like, the aftercare anyway. I'm not good with

Now clean yourself up and clean up this room.

After you're done.

There we go.

Amazing.

Oh, well, I mean, shall we? Oh, look at him.

Full circle.

I love it. Oh, my gosh.

You know, it's good to take care of our gut first.

Mm -hmm.

Very good.

Well, what should we do after with Pestle Robot?

Well, we could use a laundry.

Should we make a cocktail?

Cool. Yes, I would want a cocktail.

Pestle, when you're finished, you're going to make a cocktail.