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So, my little husband, what are we going to do this afternoon?

Your

little

husband has seen you doing well this afternoon with the two gentlemen.

You're going to be fine.

You don't have to worry about him, either.

We absolutely have to find studios in New York.

I admit that I would have a hard time leaving this little foot of the earth,

finally. You know, it won't be very easy to find two crooks like here.

Well, if we can't see each other, we'll meet.

We'll be memes.

But I'm not spending my life there. This afternoon, it was because we're going

to America to enjoy it one last time.

The great spirits meet.

About enjoying it, I gave all my keys to my girlfriends, but I have one left. I

don't know who I could give it to.

Me too, there's one left.

I want to give it to Françoise. Who knows, she may finally dare to take care

herself. What do you think?

It's your best friend.

You know her better than me.

Yes, certainly.

So I'm going to give the key to her husband.

This old Jean -Loup, here.

Oh. Yes, yes, it's a very good idea.

So don't tell him about the Gacentin, at least.

All right, he'll find the right time.

Well, enough words, acts.

Oh, my God.

I want you to see me even more and I see you too.

Chérie, viens faire un canin à ta petite Françoise.

Chérie? J 'ai un rendez -vous très important ce matin.

J 'ai pas la tête à ça, ma chérie.

C 'est pas de ta tête que j 'ai envie, gros bêta.

Excuse -moi, chérie, mais je vais être en retard.

Tu es un peu égoïste. Et moi, qu 'est -ce que je deviens? Oh, écoute, je sors,

je te promets. Tu vas rentrer de bonne heure?

Non, je ne pourrai pas.

Je vois le patron, enfin, l 'après -midi.

Je mets le rouge, celle -là? Je connais le coup.

Alors tu seras fatiguée.

La rouge.

Finalement, tu accompagnes Marie -Claude Orly cet après -midi?

Je ne sais pas. Qu 'est -ce qui est le moins triste?

Oh, ben...

What's not sad is that I promised you we'd go to New York this summer.

Yes?

Françoise, hello, this is Marie -Claude.

I was going to call you. Shall I take you to Orly?

I'll pick you up at what time?

No, because I have a gift for you and we'll have dinner together afterwards.

Me too, I have a gift for you. I'm coming. I'll help you finish with my

No, listen, you join me at the bookstore, I'll be there.

Okay.

This is my gift. Sixth with elevator.

Kitchenette fully equipped.

Bathroom small but comfortable.

Bathroom full.

Ring in the closet.

Stereo channel.

Etc. Etc.

But what is it?

It's my secret kingdom. It's for you, since I'm going to New York.

You're a girl, you think you're your husband.

Not necessarily.

It's mostly a place where I can be myself, where I can be alone.

You'll see how it feels good.

Marie -Claude, I don't want it. I don't have a lover, I don't need it.

Well, always take the key.

Non, pas maintenant. Tu l 'ouvriras dans l 'avion en pensant à moi. Je suis

triste que tu partes.

Il faut bien que j 'aille avec mon Jules, il me manquerait.

C 'est beau, au bout de dix ans de mariage.

Bon, je n 'en ai rien à voir. Toi aussi, tu vas me manquer.

What are you doing?

Qu 'est -ce que c 'est?

Madame, pouvez -vous m 'accorder un instant, s 'il vous plaît? Bonjour,

Bruno Martin de la CIPP, Compagnie Internationale de Protection Privée.

ne suis pas... Ah, vous n 'êtes pas comme les autres clientes. Je sais

reconnaître une femme intelligente quand j 'en vois une. Et c 'est très rare.

Croyez -moi, très rare.

Madame, à vous, pas la peine de faire du baratin.

Depuis quand habitez -vous cet appartement, madame?

C 'est pas chez moi. Je n 'habite pas ici.

Alors, dans ce cas, je ne voudrais pas abuser de vos précieux instants. Je me

permets de vous remettre notre documentation.

Voilà, madame, et bonne journée, madame.

Il n 'a même pas dit ce qu 'il vendait.

Des portes blindées.

Il était mignon quand même.

Have you made a decision?

I'd like some details, please.

So you think I should put a armored door here?

Oh, dear madam, we're never too careful when we're a pretty young woman alone.

We have the Flirt model, our secret armor.

And the model... Flirt?

An armored door called Flirt?

And if you had bodyguards, what would you call them?

Oh.

Vous êtes Françoise?

Comment vous connaissez mon nom?

Je suis un ami de Marie -Claude.

Prenez votre temps.

Je vous attends.

Comment êtes -vous entré?

Par la porte.

Et comment se fait -il que vous ayez la clé?

J 'étais l 'un des amants de cœur préférés de Marie -Claude.

Et nous nous retrouvions ici chaque fois que nous le pouvions.

Marie -Claude m 'a rien dit.

Marie -Claude m 'a écrit et m 'a parlé de vous.

Elle voudrait savoir comment vous profitez de ce petit nid d 'amour.

I'll tell him myself.

Do you call every day at the same time?

No, madam.

I knew you were there by the concierge, so I went up.

I rang, you didn't answer.

So I went in.

I wanted to leave you a little word, then I heard the shower.

That's all.

And it's been a long time since you looked?

Quite a long time, madam, to tell you that you are very beautiful.

And I don't even know your name.

I am Vincent.

With two ice creams, if possible.

Thank you.

I brought you Marie -Claude's letter, if you want to read it.

Thank you.

Oh la la.

Oh oui.

Mais qu 'est -ce qu 'il lui fait?

La pince chinoise.

Quoi?

No, it's a joke. Do you see them? The Chinese page. What is it first?

Come see for yourself.

You'll see, it's not a joke. And then you'll learn at the same time.

They can't see us.

What do you know?

Do you know them?

No, never.

Good.

Really, they can't see us?

But it's an ice cream, it only works in one direction.

On their side, it's a mirror, they reflect in it, that's all.

Oh, well.

So, my little Minou, are you all right, Matisse?

Do you want me to excite you, my sugar rabbit?

I'm going to eroticize you, my blue duckling.

I want to see people doing what I think.

Usually, you have to make men laugh.

There's someone, obviously.

Wow!

There are only two, that's stupid.

But we see better.

Look.

She has no panties.

She has no panties?

Je peux entrer? Bien sûr, entrez. Je suis la voisine du dessus.

Je m 'appelle Valérie.

Et moi je m 'appelle Françoise. Vous habitez dans l 'immeuble alors?

Oui, je viens toujours faire connaissance avec les nouveaux

sympa ici.

Vous voulez une tasse de thé? Ok.

En fait, vous n 'habitez pas ici tout le temps?

Non, et vous voyez bien que ce n 'est pas pour retrouver un amant que j 'y

viens.

Il n 'y a pas d 'homme ici. Oh, on n 'a pas toujours besoin des hommes pour

faire l 'amour, Françoise.

Tenez, dites -moi si j 'embrasse pas aussi bien qu 'un homme.

Thank you.

Françoise, what a surprise.

Can I sit down? There's a guy following me. No kidding, what a jerk.

That proves he has taste.

Ah, here, I'll introduce you to my friend Mathias.

Don't listen to what he says, he's a great bartender.

Hello. Hello.

Well, where is this follower when you break his face?

Ah, Paris, Paris.

I don't see him anymore.

The adventure at every corner of the street.

You're not Parisian?

No, not anymore. For a few years.

I work in the next room.

He washes his teeth every morning with oil.

With a diamond toothbrush, of course.

What did you buy there?

You've gone crazy.

It's fabric.

It's something I want to put on the wall of my studio.

A large Indian panel.

You want us to accompany you? We'll help you hang it.

And we'll keep watch of the body. If the villain Spiver will get you, we'll

never know.

All right.

C 'est ça?

Pas du tout. Rendez -moi ça.

Mais c 'est un soutien -gorge.

C 'est un maillot de bain.

Vous allez provoquer des noyades sur la Côte d 'Azur avec ça. Si on le mettait

au mur.

C 'est une bonne idée.

Si on mettait plutôt ça.

I've thought about you a lot.

I've never met a woman who loves you as much as you do.

You know, you're exceptional.

But there's Mathias.

I'll make you a gift if you want.

Your husband, he left I don't know what in his pockets while giving his costume.

I put them there.

Bonjour. J 'ai téléphoné avant de quitter le bureau. Je voulais te

je rentrais plus tôt. Mais tu n 'étais pas là. T 'as vraiment fini ta journée à

deux heures?

Je t 'ai passé chez la taturière.

Ah?

T 'as pris mon costume, c 'est gentil.

Oui, oui, j 'en avais marre.

J 'avais envie de te voir.

Ah, t 'as retrouvé cette clé?

I'm very happy.

I have to water the plants at Brideau's.

You know, the head of the department, he taught you that.

Ah, yes, it was in your jacket pocket. It was the tattoo artist who found it.

But this key, did the tattoo artist give it to you?

It's not mine.

No, it's mine. I have to feed the cat to a friend and water his plants too.

She has a nice cat, your friend.

Et il ressemble beaucoup petit à ce chat.

Et il a été bien nourri un certain après -midi, d 'après ce que j 'ai vu.

Mais il paraît qu 'on ne pouvait pas nous voir.

Moi, je t 'ai vu.

Toi.

Et ton chat.

Et moi, je t 'ai vu.

Toi, tu l 'arrosais bien la plante.

Tu m 'as vu aussi.

It made me so excited to see you with this girl. And remember, that night at

house, we had such a great time. Yes, you were making me so happy.

You were beautiful, like everything.

It made me do nothing but think about it.

It makes me want to look at you and kiss you.

And now, I'll look at you and that will make you happy.