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C 'est bon, viens.

No.

Viens. Tu te sens bien.

Tu me baisses bien.

I can't believe it.

Do you think I'm wrong?

No.

And you know, Marie -Christine is my best friend.

I'm very happy for her.

Here.

I noticed that you introduced her to me.

Yes, and I'm very happy that you're marrying her.

Are you sad?

Sad, but happy.

I'd like you to do me a favor.

Anything you want.

Leave me a few of your things.

A suit or anything.

When I see them, I'll feel like you haven't left.

But I'm not leaving, my dear.

Then you'll come to see me? You know you're my favorite mistress.

You should hurry up.

We're going to be late.

Kiss me.

No!

When I think that Marie -Christine and you have never slept together.

A principle, my dear.

Oh yes, I know your principles.

You arranged yourself to know everything about her, as she wanted to know

everything about you.

And in reality, you made love by interposed people. You disapprove me?

No, since I take advantage of it.

Bonjour, madame.

Bonjour, Joël. Nous sommes en retard?

Oh, non, madame. Oh, enfin, mademoiselle n 'est pas encore prête. Le coiffeur n

'est pas arrivé. Vous lui dites que nous sommes là.

Elle vous a vu arriver par la fenêtre et m 'a demandé de vous faire attendre au

salon.

Vous voulez boire quelque chose? Un thé, volontiers.

Du vin blanc, frais, s 'il vous plaît, Joël.

De la Moselle, monsieur?

I don't think it's the day to wish her well.

Too bad.

But if you'll allow me, I can watch without touching her.

You can even touch her.

Madame, mademoiselle m 'a demandé de vous remettre ce livre pour vous faire

patienter. C 'est quoi?

Son journal intime.

Si monsieur a besoin de moi, je suis à son entière disposition.

Merci, Joël.

Je connaissais l 'existence de ce journal, mais Marie -Christine ne me l

jamais montré.

And I think you're the first one to look at it.

A beautiful proof of love.

Indeed.

I know them all.

And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to serve you as a guide in this very

intimate newspaper.

His name was Alban, a young ambassador.

Ils se sont rencontrés tout à fait par hasard.

Entrez, Alban.

Mettez -vous à l 'aise.

Marie -Christine, ne me dites jamais des choses comme ça parce que je suis

capable de me mettre tout nu.

Eh bien, c 'est ce que je voulais dire.

Joël?

Aidez monsieur.

Mais, vous ne pendez pas.

Mais, avouez que les circonstances ne facilitent pas les choses.

Joël, faites briller, monsieur. Viens, madame.

Mon cher Alban, vous devez comprendre à chacun ses souvenirs.

Et si je veux garder un beau souvenir de vous, vaut mieux le faire avant qu

'après.

Marie -Christine, je suis sûr que si vous aviez cette affaire en main, je

encore plus beau.

C 'est ce que nous allons voir.

Tu te laisses faire.

Seulement, tu essaieras de nous dire avec laquelle de nous deux tu fais l

'amour.

Si tu gagnes, nous aurons un gage.

C 'est un jeu de con.

Ça peut s 'appeler comme ça.

Et si je perds?

Joël et moi, nous allons réfléchir au gage que nous exigerons de toi.

Peut -être le gage du grand -père?

Hein? C 'est quoi le gage du grand -père?

Oh, un gage qu 'en vaut bien un autre.

It doesn't matter.

All I can tell you is written here.

Alban was great.

Joel and I fell asleep. The body crumpled.

The ass murdered.

May 21, 1977.

Very interesting.

Oh, but you're lying.

Why? It's defended.

Let's move on.

Bof. This one, nothing interesting.

Everything in the cigar, nothing in the underwear.

July 14, 1977.

Oh, that one was extra.

Marie -Christine introduced him to me after he'd eaten it.

And he behaved exactly the same way at my place.

Oh, what a guy, this Bruno.

Marie -Christine gave him a nickname.

I think it suits him very well.

La Belle.

C 'est où ta chambre?

Mais rien ne presse, chérie.

C 'est toi qui le dis.

C 'est par là?

Allez, mets ton tenue de travail et que ça saute.

Vous prendrez bien un drink, chérie?

Tu crois que je suis venu pour un drink? Mais tu te crois où?

Va pas t 'imaginer que je suis venu chez toi pour me taper un verre. Des

bistrots, il y en a partout. Mais des filles qui m 'excitent comme toi, c 'est

pas le cas.

Passons aux choses sérieuses.

Come on, get undressed. Come on.

Come on.

You. It's Joanne.

I don't care.

You, I'll take care of you later. In the meantime, find me two candles.

There must be some in the closet of the electric counter.

It's practical.

In the meantime, I'll wait for your good night to come back.

Look, it won't hurt your eyes.

Turn on your candles and turn off the light.

And then you hold them like this.

You take his place, and you take his.

Come on!

You want me to get up?

Don't forget that it's a travel book, and all the pleasures must be visited.

I like everything you do, Amandine.

But, miss, I don't know everything I can do.

Des caresses comme ça, par exemple?

Blue?

Oh, my God.

Peace. Peace.

Peace. Peace.

I love you.

oh oh

Oh. Oh.

We were just talking about you, my dear.

What an idea to tell everything like that. What do you think, Frédéric?

I think you have a lot of talent.

And that the day seems hard for me to choose to discover them.

Marry you.

And then I'll fix that.

It's okay.

I'll leave you to marry Christine in the morning.

See you later.

I know this person.

But it's your sex.

Yes, but it's not very interesting.

Ah.

Because you're part of the party or because you're showing yourself on your

as the most perfect bitch?

Well, it's up to you to judge.

And it's easy to guess who this other sex belongs to.

Look at him well.

Because it's the one you're marrying.

He's beautiful.

Oh, more beautiful than mine?

They're both very beautiful.

For the little story, I'm telling you that this adventure happened at my

And that's why I found myself entangled.

Now, let's get down to business.

We'll tell you that later.

All right.

Ugh.

Wake up.

Hello, darling.

Je crois qu 'il est inutile de te les présenter.

Tu les connais tous.

Mais eux, par contre, ne te connaissent pas.

D 'ailleurs, moi non plus, je ne te connais pas.

Il est encore temps de faire connaissance avant la cérémonie.

Marie -Christine, 26 years old.

All her teeth.

Almost virgin.

Winner of the title.

53 kilos, 22nd fight.

Frédéric, 28 years old.

Challenger.

All hits are allowed.

The low hits, preferably.

One round.

Shake your hand.

May the best win.

Une seconde.

Allez dans votre coin.

Afin qu 'on vous prépare.

Soigneurs et soigneuses en place.

S 'il vous plaît.

Thank you.

No.

oh wow

Et maintenant, un seul round au finish.

Oh. Oh.

Ah. Ah.

oh oh

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh.