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Yeah, I totally got paired with the most annoying girl in my women's studies

films class.

Yeah, the TA just put people together, and lo and behold, I get stuck with Dana

D 'Armond.

Yeah, who's a militant lesbian.

Well, I had to take the humanities elective, and I thought this class would

an easy A.

But no, I didn't realize how annoying it was going to be.

Well, yeah, she's coming over to do a project today.

Yeah, she's on her way over here to work on it.

Oh, she's here. I'll talk to you later.

Hello.

Hi. Hi.

So, are you ready for this?

Um,

yeah. Um, your door was open, so I just, you know, came in.

That's fine. Come on, sit down.

Let's get started.

Oh, thanks.

I'm actually renting this guest house for about a year, but I'll probably move

back to campus next year.

Yeah, I have to move too. I live with this girl and she's mean. It's

Oh, okay.

So, we're supposed to be discussing the light in the film High Art.

Right, okay. So... I took so many notes last night. I re -watched the movie and

I'm really excited about everything I hear.

Okay, me too.

So I thought that we would discuss a couple different things because we have

entire period to do our presentation.

So is there anything that you're particularly interested in in the movie?

Okay, yes. Well, my favorite thing about the movie is Sid's apartment is very

bright and colorful compared to Lucy's. Lucy's apartment is kind of bleak.

Cold.

Right, yeah.

Okay, like, I like Lucy's apartment, actually.

But I was thinking, all right, so you do that part, and then I'll do the part,

the scene, the lighting, where Sid and Lucy have sex for the first time.

That's so funny.

Oh, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just, you said they have sex.

Oh, right.

Yeah, remember when they had sex? You watched the movie? No, but girls don't

have sex.

Um, what are you talking about?

Well, there was no strap -on in the movie.

Right, as if women would get a penis involved to have sex with one another.

Gross me out.

Yeah, how are they supposed to have sex other ways?

You've never had sex with a woman, clearly. You don't know what you're

about. I have, but...

Didn't you have a pillow fight and like kiss in front of boys and stuff?

No.

You're so ridiculous.

No, I totally ate her pussy.

Oh my God.

I mean, what else is there to do?

You are completely ignorant about how women make love.

And I do not think I could work on this project with you anymore. You are a

ridiculous juvenile person.

I'm going to just, I'll see my... No, okay, okay, wait, wait, look, I'm...

I'm sorry that I said that. You know, I just... I really don't

understand how two women... Women, with a Y.

Can fuck each other.

I don't know if I can explain it to somebody like you.

Well, why? I mean, I really want to know. Can't you just try?

Something that I would have to show you so I mean Well, you know you can show me

I'm

totally cool.

I'm totally into this Be

less

bubbly

Right? This is serious.

Alright? Okay. Are you ready?

Shh.

Stop being so perky.

I'm sure you can do this with no boys around.

Settle down.

This is serious.

No it's not funny.

um

Bye. Bye.

You're a pretty little bitch.

You're so

hot.

It feels really good.

You never get that wet with some pillow fights.

Do you usually get this wet when you're doing pillow fights with your sorority

sister? No.

That's delicious.

That looks really good.

What am I doing?

I'm showing you.

turning out little snotty bitches like you makes my pussy really wet.

You like that what I mean to you?

You like that what I mean to you? Is that what you like?

Oh, bad girl.

Oh, that's a bad little girl.

Oh,

yeah.

Is that my pussy?

That's my fucking wet pussy.

That is my panties.

No,

you have to stay here.

Are you going for it?

Are you going for it?

You feel like you're having sex right now?

You feel like you're having sex?

Oh my god.

You

little

sandbag. You little dyke.

You fucking liar.

This is fucking crazy.

Give me the...

Don't cry.

Congratulations, you just got sex.