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Sweet sinner.

Why did you change the pun with Dr. Stone?

Because I found someone better.

Who? Her name is Dr. Hope and she has a completely different approach to sex

therapy.

Tell me what you're feeling, Kevin.

Nothing.

Do you want to know what the energy in the room is telling me you're feeling?

It's telling me that you need to be open to opportunity.

It's not that I'm not.

open to opportunity.

It's that you still have not asked us about our marriage.

Well, Tina has told me that you both have very busy schedules and that you're

having a hard time making time for sex.

Is that accurate?

Our jobs are very demanding and doesn't leave a lot of time.

Well, I need you to understand that you do have time for sex.

Yeah, exactly.

Around the 14 -hour days, the traffic to get back home, just giving me enough

time to go back to sleep.

Well, you had enough time for this appointment, didn't you?

Yeah, I did.

Well, that's a whole hour you could have been at home having sex with Tina.

But instead, you're here, complaining about why you're not having sex.

What do you think that says?

I hate her. I never want to see her again. Kevin!

Who does she think she is?

She was trying to fix our sex life.

Oh, yeah?

How's that going?

Zach.

Well, why didn't you answer her question?

Which one?

The one about you having time for therapy, but not having time for sex.

Kevin?

I did have time for sex.

You just kept telling me no.

What are you talking about?

Every morning for like a month, I kept coming after you and trying to get you

into it, and you just kept shutting me down.

I'm just like groggy in the morning.

Well, I'm horny in the morning.

Well, what about all the times I try to have sex at night, and you just said no?

You know I've been working long hours, okay? I'm just tired at night.

we're just on, like, completely different sex schedules.

We both want to have sex, we just want to have it different times.

Remember that Dr. Stone?

He told me to get on testosterone replacement therapy.

Fucking asshole.

Literally the worst therapist ever.

But, I don't know, maybe Dr. Hope was right.

About what?

Staying open to the possibility.

Yeah, but what does that even mean?

I don't know. I think instead of assuming that we can only have sex in

morning or sex at night, we can stay open to the possibility of

having sex during other times.

Like right now?

Yeah, like right now.

Christmas, right?

so bad.

Fuck. Oh,

my God, babe.

I think I don't need a therapist.

I guess not.

Or maybe Dr. Hope was really good.

Maybe.