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I don't really know how to do it.

It can't be like silly or something.

I don't know. Maybe pick up one of those fireplace tools.

10 to the fire.

This is the toy we're using?

Yeah, that's our friend.

Is that okay with you?

Yeah, it's okay.

I'm talking to her.

Yeah,

use it like you would a cane.

Those have all been sterilized, by the way.

They've all been staring at us.

They're golden, yes, they have.

Really? Yeah.

He's like, you're fucking with me, right?

Yeah, be careful.

Yeah, shut up.

I'll snag you. Come on, take two steps over.

Ready? I wish he was taller.

I could do something like that.

Can you balance it?

Like that?

Up?

Yeah.

Yeah,

careful.

It's not fun until someone blows their eye out.

Back up the hair more this way.

Yeah. Yeah,

right there.

Yeah.

Now kind of like crawl up the fireplace.

Okay.

Shake your ass more towards me.

Open it up with your hand, the dress.

Yeah, like one leg up.

Put that foot like up, like that. Yeah.

Except one up higher.

Can you do that? If you can't, let me know. Yeah, I can.

I love how you said grab your ass and me. I'm really just trying to be really

discursive. No, that's good. So you know exactly what I'm saying.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

I'd be like.

Tug on that thing.

Uh, nope.

The other thing.

Lower. That other arm. No.

Jimmy, don't start snoring over there.

Say what? We all want to take a nap. You're making us jealous.

Yeah.

Alright, um, let's get you on, yeah.

on both knees up there and like pulling your ass open from behind exactly like

that you know exactly what i wanted you to do anybody want to drink water

i'll do water chop

chop

Ah, that's a Canadian thing, I guess. Yeah, yeah.

Kitten. I thought you called him kitten, too. No, I'm cute. I'm kitten. I'm

kitten right meow.

Right meow.

That is good.

Can you do kitten right meow?

Can you stick some fingers in?

Yeah.

Can you spread your finger? That's in the way.

Sorry. Yeah.

What?

We need to get toys in the hallway, but she said we're alive. Does that mean

that the bedroom is a hole of tears?

It's the bedroom, right? Oh, wait. No, I think it's when she walked up the

stairs.

Who told her we were done up there?

Huh?

Did she say that I told her we were done up there? I did not tell her that.

She said maybe it's just her bedroom.

No, it's the stairs.

She told me before it was the stairs.

Just call her. She can disable it from the phone.

Why don't we just walk up there?

Go right ahead.

Shut up, Bert.

Just do it.

I don't have her number.

She don't have her number. Only you do.

It's in my phone.

Alright, that's enough of that.

Turn back around.

Get on your knees facing me. You two want a drink? I forgot.

No, I'm good. Thank you. Good, thanks.

I did hear you ask, and I did not give you anything.

I didn't know if you guys were going to listen to me.

Yeah.

Start pulling up.

Now we all start talking about how you call me kitten and all.

Pulling up on a dress, yeah. That's your new nickname.

Yeah.

Spread it.

With my hands.

Lick your mouth.

Yeah, can't you do that? You said you're flexible.

What kind of a dumb model are you?

Can't lick your own vagina.

I know, I know.

I mean, I thought that was like... Loser.

I thought that was like... Loser.

Then I would be the most popular chick ever.

You know who I can see being able to like her own coochie? Who?

Mia Malkova.

You know, we shot her. We loved her. But, yeah, she can fold up in half. She

can, yeah. I haven't met her, but I saw her photos. Yeah, she can fold right up.

Yeah, you look like her. Do you ever get the chance to shoot with her? Yeah,

well, I shoot with Danny all the time, her boyfriend.

He's like one of my best friends now. He's so cool.

Danny Mountain?

Yeah, Danny Mountain. Yeah, we love him. He's awesome, right? People are fucking

cool. I've worked with him most. I think I've worked with him like almost ten

times. Tell him I'm still waiting for my care package.

Let's get that dress off.

You know what? We might be able to substitute that for the sex on the ride,

He worked out a little like he would a scarf, I guess.

Use it to like distort your tits, like move them around and stuff.

Man,

I bet Danny loves you.

Yeah, he...

Every time we're about to do doggy positions, he blows in my butthole.

He's a character.

Yeah, he's awesome to work with.

For sure.

Here's what I'm trying to like.

Yeah, that's cool. I like what you're doing.

Wrapping them up.

Wrapping them up.

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

Oh yeah, that's something I meant to get you to do out on the swing set was do

that with your clips on the chain, but I forgot.

Oh.

Really good idea.

I know, right?

Damn it. Oh well.

What's our time?

16. Oh, okay.

We're done with the dress. Grab those pussy weights.

Oh my gosh.

We'll have you stand. You do them standing.

So we'll have you stand right there.

Sorry.

Watch

my

flash for me.

Somebody let me know.

If they're missing.

Because I can't stop.

That one's working.

Happy faces. We're going fast.

Happy faces and I get fast. Yes, you are.

It feels amazing.

I would do this every day.

I know.

Yeah, I don't either.

She's like, fuck you, bitches.

I was like, you got the cleaner still on?

Yeah.

All right, let's go fast.

Pussy towards me?

Fine. Let me get down. I'm sorry, John. Fine. Switch.

Now I pick all the best spots.

Yeah, you do, dick.

I'm kidding.

Pull it out a little.

Yeah Yes.

You okay?

I didn't want to fall and die.

No, I don't want you to fall and die either.

enough of that not the best toy in the world can you grab the shovel and like

it from behind yeah um we're gonna bank yourself with the shovel part first

the whole thing is cleaned yeah yeah so you're gonna be yeah

i'm so naughty

You kind of see how she can take that in doggy style.

Did you do the candles yet? No. Oh. I haven't done those yet.

Those will be last.

Because we were going into this because we were going to try and do it with the

weight. Right.

Oh, very nice.

That'll work.

Pull up on that ass and indent.

Can you grab it from behind with that arm? Yeah, grab it from behind and like

pull up on it.

Like, yeah, like that. Is that cool? Yeah.

I feel like I'm teaching myself a lesson or something, you know?

Come here, little slut, you're gonna get it, you know?

That's good.

So let's go grab those two candlesticks.

Just pop them out.

Do you want to see me?

Alright, we're going to have you sit on that pillow and lean against the brick.

Yeah, that feels good.

And then, um, just start, like...

You don't have to go super deep.

Yes, they do.

Okay.

Smile.

We could light them at the end.

They should be disappeared. Yes, I agree.

All right, well, we'll do that after you're done spreading with them, because

don't want you to get too close to the fire.

Spread them again as wide as you can.

Hold that.

Can you stick your legs up?

Yeah.

Shoes getting heavy?

Okay, you can bring them down.

I'm giving birth to a rock star.

Because they were dramatic.

Or a candle maker.

It was a candle maker.

Alright, uh, let's... You really want to light them? It looks like I have

chopsticks and I'm...

Yeah. Sushi!

Sushi! Um, do you really want to light them?

Well, I can if it'll be a cool shot.

I don't think we need to. No? Okay. I mean,

the wax dripping.

I don't want it to burn you.

Alright, slowly pull them out.

Pull it right there.

Big smile.

Put any of those in your butt?

No.

How about keep your legs together like that and put your feet up, yeah, and

insert them that way. Is that possible?

Yeah.

I'm going in.

You don't have to go in super deep. You good?

They decided to get over that little hump thing.

Where's the video at?

On my kitchen counter.

Alright, now use them to distort your pussy.

Pinch your meat and all that fun stuff.

What's our time?

32. Scene done.

Good job.

Were those her candles?

No. Okay.