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Come in, come in. Thank you.

This is really cosy. Yeah.

It's lovely to meet you. Yeah, you too.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

Yeah, yeah, it's a nice place. It's quiet.

It's really quiet. I'm used to the big hustle and bustle. I know, it's a little

quiet around here.

Where are you from again?

Well, I'm just in from the local town.

Oh, are you?

you know where the main train line goes from over there so i thought i want to

go for a little bit more quiet well i was told it's the nice peaceful part i

told you get good wi -fi out here yeah it's not bad wi -fi yeah yeah but uh

i just want to get away from like the constant business like i feel like

commuting for work yeah um

been here a couple of years.

So what do you like about the place? I like the fact that it's peaceful.

We've got some lovely neighbours around here.

There's a few shops just down the road, just a couple of them.

little village shops, you know, so if I want to go down and get a newspaper or a

pint of milk, I just pop it up down the road, you know, a couple of local pubs,

and it's just a nice community feel, you know, you know, it's just everybody

sort of keeps themselves to themselves, but we all look out for each other.

Yeah, I get that. It's quite nice. Yeah, yeah. It's quite nice, so, you know,

say because you're quite new to the neighbourhood, there's like a few things

that go on, and there's like, do you like bingo?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never done bingo, I've never done it. Oh, they do a

local village bingo, yeah, once a month.

to come along, that's a good luck.

Okay,

so what, you've been here like a few years then?

Yeah, a few years, yeah.

So what, is that like where you get up to for fun or like, you know, do you

have a lot of fun?

Well, I'm recently divorced as well.

Oh my gosh, that's so weird.

I broke up recently.

Oh, did you? I'm sorry to hear that.

Fair enough, she was about similar age range as you.

Really?

Really? Yeah, we weren't really working out at the time, unfortunately.

That's a shame.

Yeah, I'm much more mature. Oh, okay. Much more mature type of person, you

Oh, yeah.

It's the experience.

Oh, okay.

And you like the older woman then?

Yeah, I've got a bit of heart support sometimes.

Oh, okay.

But, yeah, you know, it's my preference.

What's your go -to? Was the divorcee like?

He was a little bit younger than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How much younger were you? Maybe like me younger? No, not quite as young as you,

but there was a bit of an age gap. But yeah, he was a bit younger, but

unfortunately we sort of fell out of love and just fell apart a little bit.

just wasn't working out, so we decided I'd keep the house.

He moved out, so yeah, I kind of went in really.

You did well with that. Yeah. So what, are you, I mean, are you, like, into,

like, younger guys now? Yeah, I don't know about the younger guys, but to me,

yeah. Okay, well, I'm quite happy that I've moved in then.

Yeah, they're kind of two for one people, you know?

Oh, fair enough.

Yeah. You know, it's moved in next door, isn't it?

Yeah. I mean, I'll be like, you know, I'm quite happy to get shown around the

place, you know? Okay. And I'll hopefully be making a really good

with the neighbour next door, you know?

Make good friends. That works for you.

Yeah, that does work for me.

Yeah, it'd be nice to have a bit of company.

Yeah, I would have to come over.

I could come over and watch TV with you. I love to cook.

Yeah, I'm good in the kitchen. I'm a good little kitchen bitch. I like a good

way out.

Yeah, that'd be nice. I'd like a nice little wine.

Yeah, that'd be nice. Catch a movie.

Yeah, that'd be quite nice.

Perhaps maybe like one night we could go down to the local pub and go for a

drink perhaps.

Yeah, yeah.

Introduce you to some of the locals as well.

They're as good, as nice as you, you know, as clean.

Ah, okay.

I mean, you've got, I mean, I don't want to take the time, but have you got much

on tonight? No, I haven't, no, not tonight, no, no. I was going to yoga but

class has been cancelled tonight.

They do a yoga class here as well.

There's a few fitness classes that go on.

My class has been cancelled.

You're going to have to show me some of the flexibility.

I've always wanted to try yoga but I've never been able to get into it.

I don't know if anyone knows any of the names.

Is it the, I was going to say doggy, not doggy, whatever the dog one is. The

downward dog. The downward dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, I'm like.

Anyway, it's a name animal, you know.

It's a close relation, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, maybe we could create it. Yeah.

See you in a downward dog or something. You could come along, see the downward

dog if you want to. Yeah. Yeah.

But I say like, no, I'm at a loose end tonight, so if you want to chill out or

something like that, Netflix and chill.

on Netflix, yeah.

Oh, okay.

If you fancy that. If you fancy, no, there's no pressure.

No, I don't think they quite like that.

Yeah? Okay.

It's almost yours.

Yeah, no, I'm fine with that.

Yeah. Sorry, I know I'm being very flirtatious, you know. I know.

But, yeah, it's just really pretty.

Obviously, let me know if, like, you know, you're not.

No, no, it's fine. It's fine. I quite like the attention.

You do?

Yeah. Oh, so you like the person on the phone who wants to give you a hand?

Yeah. Yeah.

That is nice.

Is that alright?

Is that so nice?

I mean, it's probably very hard to like, you know. The top's a little bit in the

way. Just a bit in the way. A little bit in the way. Should we move out of the

way a little bit? Yeah, go on then. Yeah.

Oh, wow.

They're quite a fair pair. Fair pair. Yeah, quite fair pairs.

Wow. They are natural. They are natural.

They are indeed.

Oh, that looks like a little bit of a cheeky, clean thing.

Yeah. We've just had that barge put in, actually. Recently?

Yeah. Oh, it's not sore, I think. No, no, it's fine.

Is it?

No,

no, it's fine.

You like that, do you? I mean, I'm quite a boob guy. Oh, you are a boob guy.

Yeah. Yeah.

I've only got the one done. Oh, okay. Different every day. Normally it's like

both or nothing. No, no.

I wasn't brave enough to have them both done.

I wasn't expecting to be doing this on the third day after.

Well, it might be bingo, you know.

Depends what type of bingo you get after, I guess.

Get your dobbies out.

Let's

get

a little bit more air -conditioned. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be

I mean, it looks like you've come quite prepared in like a yoga habit.

I have, yeah. A little bit of that flexibility.

Yes.

Is that okay?

Mm.

Again, it's very difficult with these people.

Oh. I know, right? But I mean, you can always kind of slide them off.

Okay. Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's much more. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Give you half of that. Okay.

You look very nice. Thank you. Very shiny and bright.

Matching of course.

Oh yes, I didn't know that.

You never know what you're going to.

Very, very wet.

It

feels good.

It feels good.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I feel good.

You're doing something right.

You definitely are.

Do you know what?

I think you've got too many clothes on.

Oh, me? Yeah. Oh, well, that's fair. That's true, that's true. Yeah.

You've got significantly less on. Yeah, and I think you need to have

significantly less on, so come on.

That's fair point. Yeah, I know.

I can't just be the one sitting here, maybe start while it's naked, you know?

Well, that is very true.

Let me help you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It was very nice.

Yeah, that's really good.

Mm -hmm

Thank you.

Does that feel good?

Oh, it feels fucking amazing.

Enjoy.

I'm getting this one in between those.

Okay.

I'm younger, but I'm a lot more up for it, I reckon.

A lot more stamina.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

When you, um, when you sit down, your panties, like, return the favor. Okay.

Do the navel -y thing, hmm? Yes. Okay.

What else?

I could do that all night.

I'm glad you got cancelled tonight.

Oh, God.

I'll just take it without time.

Oh, my God. That's my big experience. I can exhale.

Oh,

okay.

Thank you.

I can have those tips in my face. Yeah you can have my tips right in your face

don't worry.

Oh, my God.

It's fucking good.

I've got a roar on your neck. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Oh, my

God.

Oh, no.

Taking charge.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, yeah, the downward doggy. Downward doggy, yeah. Downward doggy.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, I think we need a little bit more down for this doggy. Oh, yeah, right

downwards. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

So deep.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

It really does feel so fucking sexy.

So it's been good night.

Yeah.

Who needs yoga night, eh?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Hope you like your housewarming present.

Yeah, it was a pretty good present. Yeah, love it.