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[engine revving down]

Oh, fuck, it's slowing down.

Oh, fuck. Shit, okay, okay. Fuck.

Oh, no.

All right. Okay, okay.

All right, I'm gonna fuck somebody up. All right, whoever you are, man...

Come on, open the door.

Open the door, motherfucker. Come on.

Come on, you're gonna get it!

What the...?

[in unison] What are you doing here?

- I'm asking you. What the fuck? - Wait.

- Where are we? - Don't worry.

- What's going on? - All right.

I got stuff to do.

- What do you have to do? - Well, uh...

- Amsterdam. - Amsterdam?

- Yeah. - What's there?

Why...? Give me a break with these questions, okay?

Call your friend who does Uber, tell him to come get you.

- I gotta go now. - What about your daughter, huh?

You don't care about her? She's leaving today, you know.

- Wait, it's today? - Yes.

Yes, Aure is leaving today, all right.

Will you please drive us back home now? We'll take her to the airport.

I'm not going.

That's what she gets for leaving me alone.

[cell phone ringing]

Dad, she's going to Japan. You don't care?

We don't know when she'll come back. Stop taking those fucking pills!

I mean, seriously.

I gotta go now.

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

[woman over radio]... in this government, Philippe Cendron is taking office

with an ambitious and innovative agenda.

Rumor has it he's been asked to handle very controversial public health matters.

- He seems to be strongly backed by - This is getting good, huh?

- the prime minister and the president. - [man] In other news...

Hm? Why are you saying that?

Uh, nothing.

Come on, I know you're pissed. We can still talk to each other, right?

You heard what they said about the controversial issues?

- Yeah. - It's cannabis.

They're gonna legalize it.

My God.

I've known that for quite some time now.

How did you know? Who gave you this amazing tip?

I managed to be informed thanks to someone who is high up in our community.

He has a huge network and... But, you know, I really can't tell you who this is.

It's Enrico Macias.

Oh, damn it, now I just told you.

[sighs]

Well, actually, you know, I'm proud.

Your dad has a business partner, and it's Enrico Macias.

- What do you mean, business partner? - Never mind.

Well, he is, but it's something I can't...

I can't share more about our deal, that's...

Fifty/50.

- Oh, goddamn it. - Wait, you two partnered 50/50?

All right. Stop, that's it. I'm done. I'm not talking.

I missed out on all the revolutions.

The cellular phone, the sushi...

- What do they call that thing again? - Vaping.

I told you about these things, and you told me they were shit.

Maybe I did. But this one, I don't want to miss out on it.

Even your mom gave me the green light to do it.

May you rest in peace, my darling baby. My one and only.

I'm going to beat the shit out of Enrico Macias.

I'll grab that son of a bitch, grab his mandolin, stick it up his ass.

Hey, calm down, man.

Rico is screwing us. Do you hear what I'm saying?

He's going to partner with my dad for the butchery.

He won't. He can't partner on anything.

Listen, Enrico has zero network.

All right? He did his part.

Thanks to him, your dad's cool in the butcher shop.

He's okay, but he's okay without us.

Relax, there's nothing without us.

Just go to Amsterdam, check out how it works,

and mostly, I'm begging you, you make up with your dad. All right?

[sighs]

- Okay? Don't worry about anything else. - All right.

They can't do anything without us, we have Clémentine.

Okay, okay, okay. Well...

And Aure, damn it. Fucking, shit.

I promised her I would drive her to the airport.

Don't worry about Aure, I'm on it.

Listen to me.

Just remember, stay cool with your dad.

- That's all I'm asking. Gotta go. - Mm-hm.

See you.

Hey, look who's here.

Uh, yeah, you know, I was nearby so I figured I'd swing by to see Béné.

Ah.

Any idea where Joseph and my father are?

They told me they had to make a delivery for a wedding.

Something urgent in, uh, Hyères.

- In Hyères? - Yeah.

- But it's 900 miles away. Yeah. - Oh, wow, is it? That far?

- You sure? - Of course, I'm positive.

Oh, yeah? Well, I guess maybe I didn't get it right.

- Yeah, well, I'm just gonna call them... - No, don't call them.

When he called me earlier he told me he had no signal.

Ah. He called you to tell you he had no signal?

Hm? Uh...

Yeah, my phone was about to die too, so...

- That's what he told me. Yep. - Really?

My plane's taking off in 4 hours. They're all letting me down.

Oh. Thanks a lot, family.

You know, I can give you a ride.

I know I'm not really your brother, but that's still... I mean, you know...

still a high-quality airport driver.

Okay, yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.

- Well, I'll wait for you by the car. - Great.

I'm leaving for a while, Mom.

But I'll come back to see you soon.

You take good care of the boys, okay? You check on them.

- It's beautiful, huh? - [sighs]

- Come on, seriously? - Nice city.

Are you gonna be on my back all day long or what?

What about your sister?

No, Dad, it's too late. It's dead. There's no more trains.

So I'll use this time to walk around this amazing city.

It's my first time here.

Do what you want, let me do my own thing. Okay? All right? Ciao. Ugh.

You know what? Fine, go ahead. I don't want to cramp your style.

Hey, Dad, this coffee shop's a little sketchy, huh?

- Leave me alone. I told you already. - All right, fine. I'm sorry. I'm done.

So, you guys know what you wanna smoke?

No, no. We don't smoke. Thanks.

Marylin...

- Blue. - Blue.

Good choice. Very strong.

No, wait. What are you doing?

A butcher always tastes his meat before selling it.

No, you just can't... No.

- No, thank you. - Come on.

All right, so you smoke now?

[coughing]

- Looks like it. - Yeah.

All right, well, you're right, gotta taste.

Taste, uh, the meat.

[exhales]

That's strong. That's a strong one.

[exhaling]

Dad?

[exhaling continues]

Dad?

Dad?

Fuck. You're so high.

[both laughing]

He's so high.

- That's a tap, yeah. - Tap water.

Buddy, water on tap?

[laughing hysterically]

Miss?

Is, uh... Is this kosher?

- Why are you even asking? - I'm wondering.

You're not in Israel.

- I'm just wondering. - Dumb question.

I am wondering.

Is the chocolate one kosher?

Sure, it's vegan.

- Oh. It's for fucking vegans. - Yeah.

- Sorry? - One. One. I'll try one.

- Okay. All right. - [Joseph] Don't. It's worse than joints.

No, wait. Don't eat that! You're fucking nuts.

He just ate it, fuck.

Oh, this is gonna be bad.

- Fuck me. - It's not bad at all.

[cell phone ringing]

- I swear. Try it. - Seriously?

[Gérard] Answer it.

You know what, we should go to Kyoto this summer to see your shop. Hm.

She's moving to Tokyo.

I know. It's reverse slang, brah.

You know Kyoto's also a real city in Japan.

- You sure? - Uh, yeah.

It must be so confusing to say where you're going in reverse slang in Japan.

What are you talking about?

No one's answering. They don't care I'm leaving.

Don't worry, they'll be here soon.

They're so annoying, Grandma.

Traffic's not too bad now, we're good. We can wait for them a little longer.

Where are they, Oliver?

I'm sorry, I have no idea.

They didn't tell me. I told you it wasn't clear.

I can't believe they're doing this to me today. It's insane.

- Ali, say something. Come on. - Well, I don't know.

[Oliver] Why don't you know? You never know anything.

[mimics beeping]

Come on, pick it up.

Hello? Waldman?

How's it going, my friend?

Huh?

Oh, on my end it's great too. Yeah.

Listen, I'm calling just to tell you to go fuck yourself.

- Ho! - That's right. Exactly.

But make it a smooth one, huh? Of course, yeah.

[laughing] No way.

Hell no, because I'm not selling anymore.

That's right.

Hugs and kisses, too, all right?

- See you, wouldn't want to be you. - See you, Waldman.

- Fuck you. Ha-ha-ha! - Yeah, fuck you.

What are you?

You're too much like me, it's annoying, it's ridiculous. Oh.

You're sensitive and you're a dreamer.

I love you. That's it. That's right.

I do, I love you.

I love you too.

I love you, too, Dad. I love you.

I love you so much.

That's wonderful.

That's wonderful!

- No, I'm hard. - Whoa! Whoa!

Oh! No.

- I mean, look at those. She's gorgeous. - Oh, God. Dad.

I'm so hard... I mean, I'm so tired. I need to rest.

- I'll go back to the hotel. - Yeah.

Well, I'll find one first and send you the address.

- Text me the address. - I'll text you later.

[cell phone ringing]

Oh, fuck. No. Shit.

[ringing continues]

Oh, no, no, no.

My love!

Oh, ho-ho-ho.

I'm so happy you are calling.

I tried calling twice. Where are you right now?

Right now I'm walking around.

Why?

I went to your place to talk to you and bumped into a half-naked bitch.

Are you fucking around on me?

No, no, no. That's because... Honey, I, uh...

I sublet my apartment. That's why.

Right, I'm not buying that.

No. No, no, no, I swear.

No, because I need the money, actually. I'm investing in an exceptional business.

Once in a lifetime opportunity.

Are you fucking high, or what? Where the fuck are you?

All right, uh, breaking news flash.

I'm in Amsterdam.

- With my father. - Why the fuck are you guys there?

Aure is looking for you.

[sobbing] I'm a jerk.

I let my sister down.

I abandoned my sister.

You're completely stoned, right?

No. No, don't judge me. I swear, I...

I love you so much, my love.

- I told everything to Ali. - Yeah. Right. Stop lying, will you?

I said nothing to Ali, but it'll happen soon.

Yeah, it'll happen soon. That's for sure.

Hey!

Shit.

[people arguing indistinctly]

[man] You can't do that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? What's wrong?

It's a trap, Joseph.

I was on my way to the spa, and these two hookers... I don't know.

[man] No.

No spa.

- What? No spa. - No spa.

- Two more you owe us. - What?

Two each, you pay now.

- What is he saying? - He's saying you need to pay more.

Hey, no. I did pay. Two hundred each.

Come on now. I've had enough of this. It's the most expensive spa in Europe.

Okay, uh, it's my father.

[Gérard] Yeah.

What now, Joseph?

- I'm gonna pay. - Are you nuts?

Please, Dad, stop. It's dangerous.

- I paid you. I'll call the police. - No, police!

Give it back.

- Give it back. - Hey! Oh!

- Dad? Dad? - [man] Come on, let's go.

- Move. Come on. - Wake up. You okay? Dad! Dad! Dad?

Hey, Oliver, careful with my suitcase. It's fragile.

We gotta hurry. If not, she'll miss her flight.

[cell phone ringing]

- Fuck, it's Joe. - Finally.

- Hello? - Olive, dude.

It's my dad, he's in a coma.

- Come on, give me the phone. - What?

- They killed him. - What the fuck, Joseph, where are you?

Aure! Aure.

He's... He's not breathing.

[sobbing] He's not moving. Dad's not moving

- Dad is dead. - Hold on.

Where are you? What are talking about?

We're in the hotel.

Fuck. With dogs on it. No, not dogs. One dog.

What do you mean, a dog?

- We're, uh... - Joe, you're not making any sense!

It's the Bulldog! That's it.

The Bulldog Hotel in Amsterdam. Come, I'm begging you.

- Please come. - Joseph.

- They killed him. - Hold on. Explain again. I don't get it.

You gotta help me.

- They killed him. No, that's my phone! - I take your phone. My phone now.

- [Joseph] No. - Hold on. Hello?

- Hello? - What's going on?

What the fuck? I don't get it.

He said they were in Amsterdam and Dad is dead.

What is he talking about? What is going on?

Why would he be in Amsterdam?

I have no idea.

All right, he must be exaggerating. Call your father.

[Aure] Oh, God.

[line dialing]

Dad? Are you there?

[man] There is no daddy.

My phone now.

- [line disconnects] - Hello?

Hello?

Fuck it.

- Let's go. - Where?

Amsterdam.

- Come on, Grandma. Hurry. Ali, floor it. - You kidding me?

[grunts] Ow.

Oh, my God. You're alive.

- [groans] - You okay, Dad?

That weed knocked me out so bad.

[groans]

I think the hooker's the one who knocked you out.

I don't know why I did that.

I'm sorry you saw me like this.

Dad, I got so scared, you know?

- What were you thinking, honestly? - I don't know.

You know, since...

since your mother passed, um...

I feel... Just sometimes, I'm just...

I'm lonely.

- Very lonely. - I understand.

[groans]

You know...

I'm crazy in love with a girl. It's recent.

What?

Why are you sharing this?

Well, uh...

What's your point, Joseph?

What's my point? Nothing. Just saying, I feel like you.

I mean, I'm struggling too.

[knocking]

Shh. Don't answer. It may be that guy again.

- Okay. - Wait, let me check it out. Don't move.

[knocking continues]

[groans]

Oh, God. It's Aure.

- My little girl. - Oh, my God.

- Fucking hell, you're not dead at all. - Why would I be dead?

- I just got beat up, that's all. Look. - [Grandma] There you are, Gérard.

- Fuck! How could you be so stupid? - Oh!

What the hell?

I was so worried. I missed my flight because of your shit.

No, wait, it wasn't his...

Oh, right. You guys are best friends now?

First you ignore each other, then you go on a trip to fuck up my life?

Hold on. Turn it down, I have a migraine now.

- [Grandma] There. For not being dead. - Calm down.

You're out of your mind. You think you can hit me now?

I've supported you for years. Enrico shows up and you blow a fuse?

I told you not to tell them, come on.

Uh... You're the one who told them. Yesterday.

Me?

- Yeah, you told them about it. - Well, it's all so blurry.

Yeah, it happens.

All right, now everyone knows,

well, Enrico and me, we're partners in cannabis.

- Ha! - Told you.

- [Grandma] Cannabis? - [Gérard] Yeah.

- Now you know. - Awesome.

- [Grandma] You know about cannabis? - Way to go.

You're smoking cannabis now? Are you insane? at your age?

You roll joints, you smoke pipes?

- Grandma, for now it's just... - Yeah, speaking.

- Yes, that's our place. - It's fine.

[Joseph] He smokes because...

They found a suspicious package in front of our shop.

- Huh? - What?

What do you mean "safety measure"?

- Wait, you gotta be kidding. - Oh, fuck.

- Olivier? - What?

You put my suitcase in the trunk, right?

I didn't touch your suitcase, I think Ali handled that.

No way, you carried it down.

- No, dude, I gave it to you after. - What?

No, I didn't touch the sneakers.

- Oh, fuck me. - Aure, wait!

[groans]

[sobbing]

[sniffles]

Hey.

- How are you, my love? - Hey, I'm good. And you?

You didn't answer my calls.

Yeah, I know. It's because, in fact, I was with my dad.

But it turns out he's fine.

Everything's okay. Sorry about that.

When are you coming with the sneakers?

Uh, well, uh... I hope to take a flight tomorrow.

Uh, but, uh, right now I have a little problem with my luggage.

What problem?

Well, at the moment, uh...

They lost my luggage.

The sneakers luggage?

- That's bad. - Yeah, I know.

[laughs] It's a catastrophe.

But, uh, I think, um, in case they don't find it,

I was thinking that maybe we could do, uh,

I don't know, uh, do it all over again.

New beginning, hit restart.

[speaks in Japanese]

[in English] You have to get it back.

Yes, I understand that.

[laughs]

But if they don't find it, uh, do you still want me to come, or...?

Well, without the sneakers, it's not the same.

Oh, okay. I got it now.

So, actually, if I don't have the sneakers

then [speaks in French] about me, is that what you're saying?

[in French]

If I don't have my sneakers, you don't give a shit, right?

[in English] I'm sorry, but...

Fuck. Fuck.

You know what, Tomoko? You can go fuck yourself

[sobbing] Oh, my God. This isn't happening. Fuck!

[sobbing continues]

- What a fucking shit day. - [Joseph] It's okay.

[sobbing continues]

Here you go.

It's gonna be fine.

- Yeah. - It's gonna be fine.

Are they really lost, your sneakers?

Come on, they're not lost.

They've been blown up, okay? They're gone for good.

Fuck, I'd be in Tokyo now without your bullshit and shitty ideas.

I know, it really sucks.

It sucks, but at the same time, no one's dead.

They're just sneakers, after all.

You're so freaking dumb, Joseph.

I spent 20 years chasing sneakers and grabbing the good models.

Now, in a split second, boom, I've wasted my life. You know?

Hey, you remember what Mom used to say?

Remember? Huh?

She used to say...

She'd say that, "If life gives you lemons...

then make lemonade."

She never said that, come on.

Well done, that was a test.

[both chuckle]

But she could've said it.

No, what I mean is, I know it's a disaster...

but maybe that's just life taking you towards something much better, you know?

- Yeah, right. - For sure.

You can still be part of the bud tree.

Just drop this business, it's completely flawed.

- Enrico in the mix? - Ah!

- Enrico was my idea to get dad on board. - Really?

Of course, he's a puppet, a marionette. I do whatever I want with him.

I don't know.

Come on, join us now. Come join this craziness.

Look at me, I'm a genius for business. I can see what's coming.

I know... I see how it's gonna go, and you're a genius for numbers.

Imagine our skills together.

I swear, within a year you'll recover all the sneakers you lost.

What are you talking about? They were worth 40,000 euros.

40,000 euros? That's crap. One month, you'll make that.

Stop. You're throwing random numbers out. What are your operating costs?

Huh?

Did you think of things like supplies, location, wages, taxes, costs, all that?

- Did you estimate those? - I did. I don't know what you're saying.

That's why I want you to be in it with me.

Actually, no matter what, you have shares in the butcher shop.

So, in any case, you're part of this business.

But help me make it fruitful.

All right? Make us rich.

[scoffs]

- [Ali] No, we have to head back now. - Okay?

It's fine. You turned off your phone, Virgil has no clue where you are.

[Joseph] Grandma, how's dad doing?

He's resting a bit.

- We'll drive home in a few hours. - [Joseph] Okay.

I'm gonna go smoke my brains out to forget about my shitty life.

I'll use this time to go visit the house.

The one where the two little kids hid during the war.

Anne and Frank.

Anne Frank is just one person, you know that?

- Really? - [Oliver] Positive.

Well, the way things are going, I may as well go on a quick whore hunt.

No one's going anywhere. We'll get information on selling cannabis.

We just did it, Grandma. We went to all the coffee shops with dad.

And?

We tasted a bunch of things.

So you guys just fucked around.

- Yeah. - [Grandma] All right.

An old acquaintance lives around here who could maybe help us.

Oh, yeah?

- Where at? - At the flower market.

[Aure] What's this guy's name, Grandma?

His name's Yohan.

- [Aure] Yohan. Okay. - I just know he became a florist.

Do we know what this Yohan looks like?

I haven't seen him for 30 years.

The last time I did, we were naked.

[laughs]

Okay. Let's do this, Oliver and I will try this side of the market,

and you try the other side,

and first one to find Yohan gives a call.

[Grandma] Yohan?

- No? - Sorry, my mistake.

Do you know Yohan... Cannabis.

- Cannabis? - You know him?

No.

- No? - Forget it. We'll never find him.

- Fuck. - What?

She keeps on sending me weird texts. I think she wants to have sex.

Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man.

- I'd never get with a chick like her. - Oh.

She's so disgusting. With her foot grater the other day, it was horrible.

Are you serious? I found her cute with her parmesan feet.

- I really think she has something special. - For sure, she's special. She's nuts.

- Plenty of fish in the sea. - What are you saying? I was in love.

She fucked me over, she was using me this whole time.

Lulu?

Yohan? No.

- [laughs] - Come here.

- How are you? - I'm doing fine.

This is Aure, my petite fille.

Granddaughter. Nice to meet you.

What are you doing in Amsterdam?

Tell him why we were looking for him and ask him your questions about cannabis.

- Yes, we would like to ask you... - Cannabis?

Yes.

I'm done. Out of business, Lulu.

- [Aure] Ah... - [laughs]

- Just kidding. Come, follow me. - Okay.

Okay, come with me, my beautiful Lulu.

I can't believe that you and this old hippie had, uh...

Well, he was hot back then.

It's true, nowadays he's an old fart like me.

- No, you're not. - Yeah.

When do you want to open?

Uh, in three months, or maybe four.

And how long ago did you start growing it?

Oh, no. We don't want to grow. We'll just, uh, sell.

No, I'm sorry, but, uh, you are too late.

It takes 12 to 18 months to get weed from a supplier.

The only way to get weed now is to grow it yourself,

- otherwise you're fucked. - What does he mean?

He said that if we don't grow it ourselves we're basically fucked.

Then we'll grow it ourselves.

It's fine. Is it possible to do in three months?

If you have only three months, I recommend my secret patch of cuttings.

Hundred euros each, but faster, and the quality is really amazing.

The only problem with cuttings is they are illegal in France.

No, uh...

Forget it, we're not gonna get cuttings.

It's completely illegal, we can't bring them back to...

Who cares? How much is a hundred worth?

How much are they worth? I mean, how much in...?

Two millions worth of merchandise.

Two million?

- Two mil? - Euros?

Mm.

[chuckles]

Well, fuck.

Wait a minute. Don't get your hopes up, we'd need 10 grand to buy 100.

I do have that much.

And we have the truck with us.

It's better to drive it loaded.

- Yohan, okay. We take it. - Okay.

Come on, stop shaking your legs please. Just relax.

- He's right. - Why you so stressed out?

Is it because of the whores with dad?

- Oh, come on. - Can you stop with that?

- Oh! - Sorry.

You know what, it's too bad we couldn't find grandma's friend.

Listen, if we didn't find him, we didn't find him. That's it.

Stop mentioning this. It's so annoying.

- Calm down. - [Aure] Shut the fuck up.

Don't talk to me that way.

I was just making conversation. I don't care.

- If you don't care just drive and shut up. - Don't be so loud, I have a headache.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[turns radio on]

[singing in foreign language]

- Can you stop doing that? - I'll do what I want, I'm the driver.

[horn honking]

[Gérard] What's the matter with Oli?

- [Aure] Why is Oliver waving? - Follow him.

- Why'd you stop? - When were you gonna tell me about Aida?

- What about Aida? - Stop playing me for a fool.

I got a text from my sister saying you've been dating for a year.

- Calm down! - Are you fucking kidding me?

- Okay, okay, calm down. - Fuck off.

- Whoa! - You knew all along!

- Come on, calm down, guys. - Some best friend.

Are you out of your minds?

Calm the fuck down and we will fix this when we get home, okay?

- We are not gonna do this here. - You really think I'm an idiot, huh?

"Ali, he's such a nice guy, drives us all around." Oh, yeah.

Go fuck yourselves!

- Especially you. - Stop.

[sirens blare]

[chattering]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What's going on here? - [Aure] You know how brothers can be, sir.

It's nothing, we were just having a family argument.

- Yeah, it's fine. - It's over. There's no problem.

These three guys don't really look like brothers.

- Hold on. Where you driving from? - What?

From Amsterdam. So what?

Dad, take it easy.

Take it easy? Why?

Is this all they have to do?

Looks like someone enjoyed Amsterdam, huh?

- So what? - And so what?

- Is it forbidden? - Whoa.

- Don't raise your voice, Gérard. - What?

- Come here, darling. Calm down. It's fine. - I'm very calm.

Excuse him, gentlemen, he's on edge.

Our butcher shop is slowly going bankrupt.

We're all in such shock, we're not ourselves.

I'm losing my mind. This is breaking my heart.

Okay, ma'am.

We're still gonna do a brief inspection. Can you open the truck?

- Of course we can. What? - Wait.

[Gérard] Of course we're gonna open the truck for you.

We got nothing to hide, huh?

What the fuck is that?