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So this son of a bitch moved in next door, right?

And he's really, really hot.

But he brought his bitch -ass wife with him.

And let me tell you, I don't like her. So I made a few phone calls to the city

council. And I had her signed up for jury duty.

Because I wanted to get some time with this man to myself with no possibility

her interrupting.

And she finds out, she finds out. I don't give a shit.

If Mike finds out, I don't give a shit, because I wish he would fucking leave

anyway, but he's got a good thing going, and he's not going to do that.

If I fuck somebody, I fuck somebody. I don't care.

So I'm going to bring him over, and basically I'm just going to pounce on

because you know what I saw just the other day?

He was at this bed and breakfast, and he wasn't with his wife.

So I know that he doesn't want me to tell her, and he's going to give me what

want. Or that pretty little bitch that he's married to is going to find out

he's a cheating whore, just like me.

I'll bet she's having a blast hearing that insurance fraud case.

She's going to take forever. I have at least the whole day.

And I know he's him because she wanted him to go to dinner and feed the dogs

everything else that a woman's going to be bitchy about.

Fucker. I'm going to get a hold of him myself.

And make him wish that he was here instead of over there.

Oh, God.

Answer already. Shit.

Hello?

Hi, Epic. It's me. It's Elora.

I am so sorry to bother you.

No, no, no. I wasn't calling for the methods.

I'm actually calling for you.

You know, there's... Been an issue with the utilities. I'm not getting picked

up, and I've seen that yours is, and I'm wondering if you've gotten my bill,

because they said they've been delivering it to your address.

Can we get this cleared up, please? Can you come talk to me? Because if I swear

to God, if my water doesn't get turned back on,

there's going to be too much laundry packing up.

Okay, I swear, just take five minutes.

Thank you.

All right, bye, hon.

They're coming home.

Oh,

hi. Thank you so much. Come on in.

Yes, I really appreciate this. It's been such a mess.

Sounds like it.

I mean, I think your wife is getting my bills. Please come sit down. Okay.

Um, I just, I, it's been like two months. I haven't gotten a bill. And

shut me totally off today. So they told me that they sent it to your address. Do

you happen to have that?

I do.

Right there.

On that day.

You know, I actually think I have this. This is what they sent me.

You know, I better do make sure I'll be right back just because if they're

fucking with me.

City Hall. They're the worst. I'll be right back, okay?

Yeah, I found the papers and they're exactly the same.

Somebody's just dicking around in the thing right now.

I get a little irritable.

I bet.

Okay. Fuck.

I actually really brought you over here because I'm a lawyer, and I'm a cheat,

and I know you are too.

I know that you guys are either swingers or you're a man whore.

Because I saw you at that bed and breakfast with that little twinkie type

Oh, shit.

Uh -huh.

I saw that. So I know you're a little bit freaky on the side.

And, well, I don't get fucking laid at home.

You see, where is he at? He's in some fucking country overseas.

Oh, holy shit.

So, you don't have to go out into public anymore to get your dick kicked in the

throat. You just come right over here.

Okay. And I don't even like your voice that much.

That's fine.

You don't have to tell her. No. No. And I'll be very, very quiet. I promise.

And believe you me, I have thought about seeing you naked for the longest time.

Oh, my goodness.

I have always wanted to get a taste of this thing.

I'll get you undressed.

I've been waiting for this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I know exactly what you need.

I'm going to change your mind about all of this.

One of these days you're going to fuck me.

And then you're going to be hooked.

They all get hooked once they fuck me.

You've been keeping this big dick all to yourself.

Except for that dopey little twinkie you had at that bed and breakfast.

That's fine.

You go on and you fuck those young girls.

It's milfs that know how to take care of a man's dick.

You don't get to be a milf unless you've made one or two of them come at least.

I'm going to make your dick purple.

Oh, it's going to feel so good.

But you know what? You're not allowed to come until I say so.

I'm just the one.

worse, but it's going to feel so good.

You're never going to be able to fuck anybody else again without looking down

your nose and thinking, fuck, I wish that was a Laura.

Huh?

They all do.

That's fine.

Oh, that's fine. I can feel you starting to swell.

Your dick?

It's throbbing. Oh, I can feel that heartbeat on the side.

That vein.

I even can two -fifths this dick.

I'll bet you feel fantastic.

But I'm not going to ride you today.

Nope. You know why?

Because you don't deserve it.

You don't deserve it until I deem that this dick of yours is worthy.

And I want to see an enormous amount of cum shoot out of those balls of yours.

Because if you don't cum a lot, and I mean a lot, and I want to be impressed.

This dick is going nowhere near my leg, or what, in between it.

Understand? Huh?

Yeah, you do. You get it just fine.

No.

Oh,

I'm going to torture this sweet dick of yours.

I'm going to make it my personal toy.

Because that's really all you men are good for, is being in one's personal

No good at any housework, or paying bills, or...

making it feel better when we're feeling bad.

No, just get hard and let your dick do all the work for you because that's why

women have friends.

God knows.

Oh, I could do tricks with this dick.

Blow it down.

You ready for the fun stuff?

I know you are.

You're sitting there, your legs are twitching.

Oh, you're trying to think of baseball puppies, whatever it is.

Sorry, honey, that's not going to work.

You've got to go to the promised land.

These huge tits will swallow any dick, even the biggest ones.

But you can't come yet.

Oh, no.

You don't get to come until I'm done with you.

Until I'm satisfied. You're positively outrageous.

Oh, undeniable agony. That dick is going to be so full of cum before I let you

pop. It's going to swell three sizes bigger.

And it's good training, because, you know, when you fuck me, your dick had

better be huge.

It's tight in there, isn't it? Mm -hmm.

Being between my huge tits reminds you of the first time you used your dick,

doesn't it?

Nope.

You don't get to come yet.

Why? Because you made me wait for this dick.

I feel like you didn't see me nude -baiting in my backyard.

Shame on you.

How many more months were you going to wait before I came up with this bullshit

story?

Yeah, you think women are so polite because we wear pantyhose?

No.

We're not that damn polite.

We're not that nice either.

See, you men got it all wrong.

That whole men from Mars, women from Venus thing.

It's all bullshit.

We're conniving.

We're liars. We're cheaters.

We're just better at hiding it than you. You think we're sweet because we don't

wear a lot of makeup or we wear long dresses.

The polite ones, the ones that wear the glasses and their hair pulled back.

They're all whores.

All women are whores.

And all women are selfish and they're hungry for your dick.

Yeah, but... Women like to be in charge, even if you just pretend to let

them be.

But see, I'm one of the... I'm one of the royal family.

I am in charge, especially...

Oh, and your dick touches my tits.

Oh,

isn't that nice?

How warm, tight.

Oh, like a pussy that's never been used.

I'm going to stroke this dick until your face starts to turn red.

Oh, and your legs get tight.

Now you're going to come over this way because I'm getting tired of you and I

want to watch you work for this.

Let's go.

aren't you?

I want to tell you where I want this load.

Because you've made me wait, and that's not very nice.

Nobody makes me wait.

I want it here.

I want your load here.

And I want your load here.

Like a signature across my booth.

You going to sign my tits with that cum?

And don't you color outside the lines.

There you go.

Oh, I knew these girls had magic powers.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh, right there.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Mm.

Mm. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Now remember, if you don't come a lot, I have no use for you. So when

you bust that... You better bust it big. Huh?

what your dick needs.

Trying to hide across town.

You get your dick taken care of.

Yeah?

You know what?

You could just pretend like you're taking the dog for a walk.

Or you're going to check the mail because I can be really quick when I

be. Or you're going out to get a pack of, what, cigarettes or go to buy a

gallon of milk.

You come over to my house whenever I call you.

You better pick up your phone because you know what?

I've got inside surveillance.

I've got the security cameras all over my house.

So that camera right there just caught all of this.

So you really want to keep me happy and keep coming back.

You can go now.

Bye.