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Scary.

Okay, let's finish our plan first.

Oh, wait, what's the plan again? I forgot.

Why can't there be more like our sister?

We've been talking about that like a hundred times.

Ugh, my tummy hurts.

So, first you distract our stepmother, and Adeline flunk her.

So, now you remember?

Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

Everything that you put here. Oh, hey, sweetie. Thank you.

I have just been trying to decorate the whole house. I want to be extra spooky

this year.

What do you think? Is it scary enough?

No. Should we go a little bit? Okay, a little bit scarier. Yeah. That would be

perfect. Okay. Trick or treat.

Give us something good to eat.

Oh, you crazy devils.

Well, I have to think about it. Trick or treat. Oh, come on. You should choose

one already.

Well, I guess I don't really want you all sugared up before you go trick -or

-treating, so I choose trick.

Oh, but I'm hungry. Where's the candy?

Well, we already have some candy, so we want you to test it out and just make

sure it's safe.

Well, I suppose I could do that for you. I want to make sure it's safe. Sure.

Okay.

So, I'll be quick.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

What about this one?

Is that watermelon?

I think so, maybe.

Definitely a hard candy, I think. Maybe a sweeter one?

I have all the sweet candies.

I'm not tasting any poison, though, so I think probably safe, right?

Tastes good.

Mm -hmm. It's so good.

It's so good to be so safe.

Definitely strawberry. I think that one's

strawberry for sure.

What else do you have?

Oh, this one.

My neighbors must be giving out those larger size

candy bars this season.

Creative. Oh, I'm trying to fit

the whole candy in my mouth.

pretty good tasting candy. I'm not detecting anything too weird with that.

So good of all of you to make sure that you're being safe and healthy out there

on this nice Halloween.

All

helping

each other out.

candy did you get?

Does that candy taste good?

Yes,

sweetie. It tastes great.

I've had a really good selection this year.

I call this one the jawbreaker.

I almost choked on it. You have to be careful.

All right, Mom.

uh uh

Just really trying to get in there.

Make sure this is very safe for you.

What's so funny?

I don't see how this is a trick. This seems like a treat.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

That didn't really taste like jelly, but... Well, I got a jelly one for you.

okay.

That was

pretty good, right?

Yeah, I wouldn't say it was fruit -flavored. It was kind of like a saltier

candy, maybe one of those, I don't know, very straight.

with something it twirted a little bit oh that's delicious though okay these

good candies all right

Fun, fun costumes. I'm just setting up your little baskets for trick -or

-treating.

So, where are the candies? Yeah.

Oh, you already had some candy. I'm not telling you where the rest of the candy

is. And that's for the trick -or -treaters. You'll get your own later.

Oh, come on. Mm -mm.

Nope. Do I need a hand sanitizer?

Do I need hand sanitizer? You see?

Your hands look good. I got some. Oh, you're so concerned with safety and

protecting me. If you have some, sure.

Perfect. Thank you.

Great.

Yeah, this is great. Okay.

So, we have so much crafting to do. And wait.

Wait a second.

What was in that bottle?

I don't know. Where is the candy? I'm not telling you.

I'm not telling you, you silly tricksters.

Okay. Wow.

Every single year, you come up with these silly, silly pranks.

You're not going to find out. You're not going to know. Oh, yeah.

Uh -uh.

My hands are stuck. So silly.

My gosh.

What other tricks do you have up your sleeve? More blindfolds? Never know.

No. Oh, gosh.

Hmm. I don't know.

I just don't trust you. I think you have more tricks that you're ready for.

Hmm.

Let's see. I was going to make these baskets for you, but I don't know.

You keep asking about where the candy is. Do you even deserve to go trick -or

-treating tonight?

Yes. I don't know.

You haven't proven yourself very worthy of trick -or -treating around the

neighborhood. I'll just get all the candy for dinner.

Oh, absolutely not, young lady.

Absolutely not. No, I don't think so. No.

You will not be able to find where I hid it.

not telling you where it is.

I don't know if you deserve to go trick -or -treating around the entire

neighborhood, but I'll let you at least go a couple blocks.

I'll just stay out as long as I want.

I don't... Okay. You are such a troublemaker.

Out as long as you want. You will be back by 10 p .m. Do you understand?

No.

We're gonna eat all the candy. All the candy and stay out? I'm gonna go loot

the bowls, too.

You know, with my hands glued here, I can't actually do anything.

Well, shoot.

Hmm. I guess that means I can't show you where the candy is.

Ooh.

Come on, you're terrific.

Uh -huh. Why don't you tell us then? Well, I don't remember. I would have to

look through the entire house.

We have so many clothes. I'll ransack everything.

That sounds destructive.

I don't know about that. I feel like that would be... Well, you won't have to

destructive if you tell us where it's at.

Exactly. Well, I don't remember, and my hands are glued to the table. I cannot

move them even an inch. So there's just no way, unfortunately. Why don't you

just tell us?

No, I can't remember. I can't remember if it was a closet or my room. Where do

you think you put it?

I think I put it at the neighbor's house so you can go and get it the right way

instead of... You're lying.

Why do you lie?

No, that's where you go and you get your candy.

trick -or -treating at your house. Well, they pay for their own candy, so you

can get it from them, and then when you get back here, whoever hasn't taken all

of the trick -or -treating candy, you can have the remainder, okay? But you

cannot have it at the beginning of Halloween night. Well, I already know

everyone is going to lose some candy bowls, and there's going to be shit

Well, there's nothing that you can do. I don't care how many pranks you pull to

get me to give you more candy.

Well, we'll see about that.

What?

more candy than you just give us.

Wow, that is a very direct threat. I have never given you the pin code, so

I don't think... I don't need it. I just go to Walmart.

Okay.

How about you just say thank you for all the candy that you've been given

already? I didn't get no candy.

Yes, you did. You had some earlier.

Well, that's not going to happen, young lady, and I'm tired of your attitude.

You've already gotten in trouble so much.

for that attitude.

And I don't want you bringing it home.

I don't want you bringing it home.

The three of you together are just trouble. You come up with all these

and you're so mischievous.

I just feel like this attitude is really becoming a problem and then mixed in

with the three of you together.

I just don't want to be healthy.

Well, you have to be healthy. You have to grow up big and strong.

I'm not going to be big and strong.

Well, okay, what prank could we pull?

You mean on the neighbor? No, yeah.

We could ding -dong -ditch.

Oh, no, that's so bad. We could take shit and put it in bags and, like, put

on fire. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's stick with ding -dong -ditching or egging, maybe. No, because they would

stomp on it and they'd sit all over their foot or something.

Well, I did just get some eggs, so maybe we could do...

Just the one that does the toothbrushes, that gives the toothbrushes out on

trick -or -treating.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, he gives city candy.

Yeah, he doesn't even give any, so I think that maybe we could do that. Let's

rob his house and take all his candy.

Wow. We should maybe not do that. I feel like that's a little extreme.

What we could do is just bring the doorbell, and then when he comes to it,

one's there. Isn't that wild?

I don't know.

That's pretty crazy, right?

Basically more crazy.

Something crazier than that. But less crazy than robbing his house.

We could keep ringing the doorbell and keep making him answer, but we could

a ghillie suit.

Okay. And then we could throw him shitty candy.

Okay.

Well, but that's just your way of trying to get me to tell you where the candy

is.

Twisters! Again!

I've been bamboozled! This is absurd.

I just, I was trying to be a part of the fun, and then you made it so that

you're trying to trick me again. I just won't tell you, you know?

I won't tell you where any of the filled candy is.

I won't tell you where any of the nuts are. Yeah.

I'm just, you're not going to find out. You're not going to find out from me.

We're not going to leave until you tell us where the candy is.

Well, I don't want you to leave because I love spending time with you. We're not

going to get that.

Hands unglued is going to tell me where the candy is. Oh, no. I really would

like my hands to be unglued. Yeah. I would like to be able to use them.

What the hell's worth that?

I don't think you should be the one trying to be in charge here. I'm your

mother. I'm in charge.

Well, yeah, but I'm hungry, and I want candy. Well, my hands are stuck.

It will give you the adhesive that removes the glue.

Well, joke's on you.

I got unstuck a while ago. Now, go clean your rooms before trick -or -treating.

That's fine. Go.

Nope.

Go. Go.

On your way.

You pranksters.

Trick

-or

-treat!

Why don't we just have both?

Oh, well, don't you just love Halloween?

I have all of this candy for you here.

See, you shouldn't have given me such a hard time.

I was so nice to you.

I know I was so difficult with you, but I wanted a little present, a little

trail of candy.

you know see sometimes i could be sweet right i know you guys could just behave

with each other right i mean it's more fun being stupid is it more fun yeah

okay i guess there's just so many pranks well

it's

better when you behave

You know, that's pretty tough.

I'm so hungry for that candy.

Mm -hmm.

I can't wait to eat. Well, I'm going to have to take all of you to the dentist

because it's going to be just too much sugar, right?

Look at all this. It'll be just fine.

This is too much. It's just too much sugar.

I'm happy for you.

Have you behaved barely long enough to deserve it?

I mean, I think we did fine.

There's nothing wrong.

You say that, but you also glued my hand to a table.

You got free.

It wasn't very strong glue, I will say.

We could kind of, you know, make that a little stronger, I guess.

Well, maybe not again. No, I'm hiding it from you.

Just like I hid the candy. But you ended up getting what you wanted.

So that means you need to behave until Christmas, okay?

I get that, but you can do it. I have faith in you.

I don't. You don't think? No?

No. Well, out of the three of you, that doesn't surprise me very much.

That you would be the troublemaker?

I don't know.

Don't you want your presents around that time, too?

Well, yeah.

Yeah,

of course, right?

You did hound me pretty hard to see where that candy was.

And all along, it was under my pillow in here. You found me.

You did know. I did know. I have my own ways of tricking, too.

Yep. It is just so melted from being under that pillow, unfortunately.

I can't believe you. It's all right. I know my candy's all right. Is that okay?

Yeah. Okay, good.

I wonder where I'll hide your Christmas presents.

You know, we might have to prank you again.

Yeah. What?

No. Yeah.

You have to let us know. Oh, there will be no more pranking.

Absolutely not.

I don't know. You're not going to get everything you want for Christmas, then.

We'll see about that. If you don't behave, we'll miss.

I feel like I just do so much around the house, and I do so much for you, and I

decorate, and I let you have your friends over, and then this is the way

repay me, you know?

but that's fun oh it is for you really you like pranking me like that yeah oh

well i don't think that's very fair but i suppose if it keeps you out of trouble

outside of the house i feel like at this rate you guys will be able to go trick

-or -treating for a while tonight so yeah yeah no it'll be fun we should

definitely go prank that one house so it gives out toothbrush

I think so. Not the way that Evie wanted to pray them. I think we should just do

something mild. I will still allow you to do that because... I think we should

do something more messed up.

You do?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Well, they only just give out toothbrushes.

Yeah, that's like, who gives out toothbrushes at Halloween?

Yeah.

What a fucking loser. Like, who gives out toothbrushes? Okay, we need to watch

your language, mister. Okay? In this household, we don't use those kind of

terms. All right?

I know.

I can use whatever language I want.

I feel like that that is a reach. I don't think so. You can use whatever

like with your friends.

But around your mother... I don't have friends.

That is unfortunately true. But I feel like... I feel like you've been doing a

good job at trying to make friends, right? And aren't your stepbrothers your

friends?

Yeah.

They're your friends. You guys are doing pranks together.

No, that's family. I need friends.

Yeah. Well, I mean, someday, sweetie.

Probably not. That would be nice. Yeah, fair. Everyone's thought.

Yeah. Well, your attitude is terrible.

So, you know. No, it's realistic.

Okay. All right. A little nihilist, but it's fine. I think that's okay. Yeah, a

little bit. That's okay. I think that's great for you.

You know, I just, I think that it would help to have, maybe your mom comes with

you.

Maybe, right?

And then I can help you make, like, lots of friends.

I think that would be really fun.

Hopefully. You could get together and think of a really nice surprise for me.

Like, you could get me a massage, a spa day for Mother's Day. Like, this could

be your holiday.

Pranking is being very sweet.

Right? What's the prank? The prank is, don't you love your mother? Isn't that

nice?

And you're doing it all together, so you could arrange something, a surprise

more than a prank.

How about that?

Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?

We'll think about that.

Yeah. Okay.

That's progress, right?

And then when you make friends, you can tell them how wonderful you are as a

daughter, right?

And then that will make them want to be friends with you. Our good daughter,

though. I mean.

You are a little mean. I don't know where you got that from. Maybe your

That's unfortunate.

But we're working on it, and we're working on it together.

As a family, we're working on it together, okay?

I like that you guys are being so helpful with each other right now. See,

having a nice time talking about candy and holidays.

Yeah. Right?

Are you having a good time, sweetie?

All right, that's all we do.

Yeah, that's good. I'm glad. And I think it's because.

I was nice to you and got you candy. That's true. We did get candy, yeah.

You did get candy.

I like that candy.

Do not eat it until you get sick, okay?

I don't want to get sick.

I don't know what to do with you anymore, sweetie. You threw out my

is terrible. This is a terrible idea, but I appreciate that you're trying to

think of things to do. I think that's really good. That's very sweet of you.

I just, I feel like when you guys work as a team toward a positive goal as

opposed to a sneaky bad goal, I think it helps you make friends.

Right, sweetie?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, and you're doing, you both are doing so great.

Right? You have lots of friends. Yeah. Yeah, we can.

Hmm.

As much as I like that you're getting along with each other, you do still have

to have your friends as well.

And maybe you misbehave a little bit less. But it did seem like you were

enjoying my sadness.

Oh, definitely.

Definitely.

Wow. That was fun. That was fun.

Both of you think that was fun. You too?

Yeah. Wow.

Wow. I guess I'm happy now.

Yeah. Because I did a nice surprise for you.

We all are happy.

Yeah. That's good.

Oh!

family. How lovely.

That's so good.

Well, that's all I ever really wanted.

Spend the holidays with my family.

Have you all get along?

I think we get along just fine.

That's true.

I mean, you keep her in check, which is probably good because she'd go off the

rails, really, without you two. I just get the feeling, unfortunately.

What's wrong with that?

I mean, nothing, sweetie. Just, you know.

Eventual prison. But it's fine. You're doing a great job so far, and I think

they're kind of keeping you in line. I don't think I'll go to prison.

No.

I mean, if you keep trying to rob the neighbors and set the houses on fire, I

feel like maybe that won't be anything. I mean, why not? The best idea. Probably

not. So, okay, you just listen to your brothers, okay? And whatever they say,

you need to do.

Okay. All right. I'm going to look after her.

That's nice. You do look after her really nicely.

I like that.

So sweet.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

This is all I ever wanted, was for all of you to get along, right?

Maybe less so at my expense.

Well, we get along better, I think, whenever we just, like, prank someone,

know? Why don't you just prank the neighbor with the toothbrushes instead

your... She's on the line.

She's on the line.

All right. Yeah. All right.

Well, I guess. Look at Dick's staff with all the toothbrushes he gives me. That

is creative. And that's what I'm talking about.

Let's harness this creative mind that you have. And then we can hot glue it to

his door.

Okay. Now we're getting a little bit. Okay. I mean, that is, it could be a

sculpture. It could be art.

These are good pranks.

These are still good pranks.

And I like that about you.

Just working as a team, I feel like it's important.

I think that you all three working as a team is really just the most important

part of family dynamic.

Oh, yeah.

Yep. Yeah, I do.

And the costumes that you have are just going to be so, so perfect.

Yeah, I think like an olive green will be nice.

Pair it with some boots.

And then as the weather gets a little bit colder.

We can do that. We'll take little trips, too.

Just getting together as a family, enjoying the fall.

Perfect. Yeah.

I just wish, I guess I would sometimes, you would do a craft with me.

I know it's boring. I know it's such a mom thing.

It's like, oh, mom, you're scrapbooking again.

But I really enjoy it, and it gives us time as a family together.

Well, I know, but we can do other crafts.

What do you think?

Welding.

Welding. Yeah.

I feel like it involves too much fire.

It's way too much fire.

Right? Sweetie, you're going to get yourself hurt.

Or your brother's hurt. You've got to get the protective gear.

Okay. This is a time and a money investment.

It is.

It is.

Are they offering welding classes somewhere? What sparked your interest?

I need money for tools. Okay. I don't have time to get a

job in welding.

I don't think you're allowed for welding.

They have a class for it, and I want to take it. I want to be a man and build

cars. Okay.

Wow. Yeah, lots of things. I want to encourage you with all of your

really do.

I do like that you are inspired by things.

You know, I think that's good at least.

And we're thinking of crafts, right? We're thinking of crafts. That's good.

I don't know if welding is the best option. I think you can think of other

maybe. What else is best?

And if you don't like my scrapbooking, then we can do some painting.

Yeah, we can probably do a couple things at once.

Yeah, perfect.

I

feel

like when we're all hanging out together, you're not arguing as much.

Right?

Everyone's getting along better.

Or is it just because I gave you candy that you're being nice?

We got candy. Maybe it's the candy.

This

is

all I ask for in this house is a little peace and quiet while I read my romance

mystery novel.

Although, maybe you're plotting something. Maybe that's why.

Maybe. You never know.

You know, I feel like I would know.

I feel like the only time you're being good is because you're actually secretly

plotting again.

You know?

I don't trust it. I just don't trust it. I don't know.

You'll find out later, huh?

See?

I knew it!

I knew it. Yeah, or not.

Mm -hmm. Or not. Okay. Okay.

Hmm.

I'm about to do a hike somewhere.

We could... You would want to go on a hike with me?

Oh, that would be wonderful. I feel like I've been... I mean, I've been wanting

to do that with you all for so long.

Mm -hmm.

I think a hike would just be lovely.

Can we call it a wrap?

These boys are always so good at teamwork.

Everyone's just getting along.

This is perfect.

Such a sweet family.

Thanks for letting us use your whole mom.

Yeah, thanks a lot.

Of course, of course.

All right, let me get back to my romance novels, okay?

All right.