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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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What'd Missy do now?
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I came home from church early
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and found your sister
in her bedroom
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with a boy.
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Were they doing it?
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They were trying.
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What's that mean?
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There were pants on the floor,
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that is all I'm saying.
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So, what'd you do?
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What do you think I did?
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I took off my shoe
and I hit him with it.
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Hey, it's your mom.
She sounds mad.
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Probably Missy.
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Hello.
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I am so upset with your sister.
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- Missy.
- Mm.
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What'd she do now?
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I found condoms in her room.
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- What?
- It is worse.
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The box isn't full.
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- What's happening?
- Well, did you talk to her?
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She is at school.
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- Who's the boy?
- What boy?
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My mom found condoms
in Missy's room.
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Yikes.
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I don't know who he is.
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- Well, what are you gonna do?
- Ground her,
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kill her, I haven't decided.
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How about this?
You ground her, I'll kill him.
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Deal.
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- Give me.
- Why?
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I think I can help.
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Hey, Mary. Uh, if you're okay
with it, I can talk to her.
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- Why?
- Well, she trusts me.
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Maybe I can find out
what's going on.
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I know what's going on.
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There's a three-pack of condoms
and only two left.
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Well, that could mean
a lot of things.
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Like?
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Like...
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Let me talk to her
and get back to you.
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Okay. Thanks.
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I cannot believe this.
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Well, at least
she was being careful.
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Careful is keeping
your pants on.
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She's a teenager.
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It's gonna happen
sooner or later.
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Later. I love later.
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A-And when you talk to her,
get the name of this guy.
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And where he lives.
And if he's bigger than me.
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Okay, one step at a time.
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Where did she even get condoms?
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Drugstore, I guess.
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Really? I never had the courage
to buy them at a drugstore.
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Which is why I had
to buy a pregnancy test.
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Why was she snooping in my room?
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More importantly,
you cannot tell her
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I gave them to you.
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She's gonna kill me.
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Probably.
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What do I do?
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Well, she doesn't know
you did anything.
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She knows
there's a condom missing.
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Right, so I guess
that means you...
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Yeah.
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So, how'd it go?
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Over so fast
I'm not sure it counted.
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Yeah. Get used to that.
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I'm dead.
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Well, I think we have
two options here:
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we come clean and we hope
she understands or...
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we lie our asses off.
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That one. Asses.
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Okay, I'll tell your mom
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that you stole them
from the drugstore.
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- Why?
- Well, shoplifting,
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it's a distraction,
like pleading guilty
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to a lesser offense.
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- Smart.
- Mm-hmm, and you were curious
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how they worked,
so you took one out
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and you put it on a banana.
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A banana?
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A cucumber, a carrot,
it doesn't matter.
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What matters is
you weren't having sex.
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- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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I got your back.
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Someday I hope I can do this
kind of thing for CeeCee.
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What is wrong with you? No!
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If you don't need anything else,
I'm-a head out.
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Already?
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I work part-time for free.
I leave when I want.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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When Mandy was a teenager,
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how did you keep boys
away from her?
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Your daughter craps in a diaper.
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That ought to take care
of the boys for a while.
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No, it's my sister.
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With my dad gone,
she's my responsibility.
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Yeah, I get that.
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Well, when the fellas used
to come around to see Mandy,
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I'd shake their hands so hard
I could see tears in their eyes.
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I think I missed my window
to scare the boy off.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I find living in denial
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to be an excellent
coping strategy.
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So, stick my head in the sand?
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Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go.
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- I-I don't think I can do that.
- You sure?
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It got me through finding out
that my daughter got knocked up
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by some dumbass 17-year-old.
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But now you love me, right?
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Shake my hand,
let me show you how much.
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You know I don't like gossip,
but there's a nasty rumor
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going around about
one of our younger parishioners.
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Oh. Really?
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Um, anyone I know?
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Actually, yes.
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Mark Delfino.
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Word on the street is, he's
selling marijuana cigarettes.
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Everybody knows that.
He's a terrible child.
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Oh, you're here.
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Hey.
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Hey, Mandy. What brings you by?
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She doesn't need a reason
to visit her mother-in-law.
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That's nice.
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How's little CeeCee doing?
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I bet she's gabbing up a storm.
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Oh, yeah,
she is a real chatterbox.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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- What have you got?
- Okay, it's not as bad as you think.
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There was no sex.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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Wait.
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Why, then, was there
a condom missing?
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Oh, well...
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You're gonna laugh.
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Um, she was curious,
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so she took one out
and she put it on a banana.
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That's what she told you?
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Yeah.
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And you believed it?
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You don't?
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No. That is the stupidest story
I've ever heard.
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No, it's a good story.
It's very plausible.
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Oh, and she stole them
from the drugstore.
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Well, that part I buy.
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What are you gonna do?
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I am gonna put the fear of God
into that girl
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is what I'm gonna do.
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Well, what exactly
does that entail?
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Well, for starters,
I'm gonna ground her,
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take her door off her bedroom.
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- That should do it.
- Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV
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and make her watch videos
of childbirth.
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Try and find
some big-headed babies.
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Wow. You've really
thought about this.
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Every day for 16 years.
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Oh, CeeCee's getting cuter
by the day.
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You know, when she was born,
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she was bald
and chunky like Jim,
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but now she's all me.
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Hey, Mom, need the phone.
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Oh, in a minute.
I'm talking to your Aunt Louise.
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Okay, but this is important.
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Well, so is this.
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It's Amanda.
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Aunt Louise says hi.
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Oh, let me talk to her.
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Hi, Aunt Louise.
Bye, Aunt Louise.
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Amanda.
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Yes, I know, I'm terrible.
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I'll be right back.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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She didn't believe
the banana story,
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which is crazy,
'cause it's so good.
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Melissa Cooper, where are you?
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- I got to go.
- Oh, but she did believe
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you stole it, so run with that.
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What was that all about?
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Oh, I'd rather not say.
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Amanda.
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Missy got caught shoplifting.
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I believe it.
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Who is the boy?
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There is no boy.
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- Was that him on the phone?
- No.
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You had better start
explaining yourself.
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Why? You're just gonna
tell me I'm going to hell.
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Well, sex before marriage
is a sin.
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You did it.
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And God punished me
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with a disrespectful daughter.
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I'm not talking about this.
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But you'll talk to Mandy?
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Yes. She listens
and doesn't lecture me.
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Did she know about this?
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Pass the salt.
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Hello?
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- Huh?
- Salt.
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Oh. Sorry.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Fine.
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Here's some good news:
I may buy a trombone.
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How is that good news?
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I don't own one and now I might.
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Anyone else lost?
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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She's headed your way
and she's pissed.
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Hang on.
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What did you tell her?
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I'll get it.
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Hey.
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We're eating dinner.
Don't be rude.
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You're on the phone.
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I thought my trombone news
would've made a bigger splash.
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Where is your lying wife?
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Can you come back later?
We're having dinner.
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Mary, I know you're mad...
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Oh, I am way past mad.
I am ticked.
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About what?
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You don't know about this one
giving your sister condoms?
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What?
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How could you do that?
She's just a kid.
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Should we give them
some privacy?
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- Shut up.
- No.
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What were you thinking?
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She was thinking
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that it was her place
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to make decisions
about my daughter.
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Hey, she came to me.
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Uh, then you lied about it?
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Only because I didn't want
to get her in trouble.
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Or get me in trouble.
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You stay away from Missy.
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Wow.
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I've never seen her so upset.
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She ain't the only one.
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- Whoa.
- I'm with Mary on this.
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Whoa.
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Are you avoiding me?
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I'm trying.
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Okay, listen.
Missy was talking to me
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about this guy she's seeing,
it was starting to get serious,
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so I wanted to make sure
she was safe.
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Did you try telling her
not to do it?
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If anybody had told
you that, would it have worked?
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That's different. I'm a guy.
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So it was okay for you
to have sex in high school
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but not the girls you were with?
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Yes.
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And I, for one, was disappointed
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in their lack of self-control.
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I'm sure they were
disappointed, too.
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This ain't about me. This is
about you keeping secrets.
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You honestly want to know
about your sister's sex life?
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No, but I need to.
She's my responsibility.
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Fine.
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She's been seeing this guy
for a while,
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00:10:51,677 --> 00:10:54,332
she really likes him,
they've been fooling around,
264
00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:55,594
mostly over-the-clothes stuff,
but you know...
265
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,117
You're right,
don't want to hear it.
266
00:10:57,248 --> 00:10:59,902
Which is why I was handling it.
267
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,643
She's my responsibility, too.
268
00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,906
Well, my mom don't see it
that way.
269
00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:06,126
Well, then you need
to make her understand.
270
00:11:06,257 --> 00:11:08,433
I ain't taking your side
in this.
271
00:11:08,563 --> 00:11:10,913
You have no choice.
I'm your wife.
272
00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:13,351
So I don't get to decide
the side I'm on?
273
00:11:13,525 --> 00:11:15,788
No, the side was decided,
and the side is mine.
274
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:19,400
What about the boy?
Can I at least kick his ass?
275
00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:21,228
Should my brother
have kicked your ass?
276
00:11:21,359 --> 00:11:23,404
Connor? Please.
277
00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:28,235
Like I had time to beat up
every guy Mandy had sex with.
278
00:11:32,544 --> 00:11:33,849
So, just because I'm married,
279
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,938
I'm supposed to tell my mom
she's wrong?
280
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,679
You can't go against your mom.
281
00:11:37,853 --> 00:11:39,028
Well, what about my wife?
282
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,160
Dude, you only get one mom.
283
00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:42,510
You can have tons of wives.
284
00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:43,946
Seriously?
285
00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:45,861
Fine. Two, three, tops.
286
00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:49,038
Maybe four. You started young.
287
00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:51,867
Since you have none wives,
maybe pipe down.
288
00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,783
Well, what would you do?
289
00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,742
Rule of thumb,
290
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,483
if you have to pick
between two women,
291
00:11:58,613 --> 00:12:00,398
always pick the one
you sleep with.
292
00:12:00,528 --> 00:12:02,791
Aw, you can only sleep
with one woman?
293
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,532
I sleep with several.
294
00:12:05,881 --> 00:12:07,927
- No, you don't.
- I could.
295
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:11,626
So you always side with
Mrs. McAllister over your mom?
296
00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:13,324
Exactly.
297
00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:15,500
You know,
I've never met your mom.
298
00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:17,980
Exactly.
299
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,286
Well, I'm not cutting out
my mother.
300
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:22,289
I want her and Mandy
to get along.
301
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,639
I really could.
302
00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:28,730
I have tried so hard
303
00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:31,646
to raise Missy
with good Christian values.
304
00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,344
Not your fault. Kids these days
305
00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:35,868
are faced with
all sorts of temptation.
306
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,086
Tell me about it.
307
00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,045
Just the other day,
I saw a music video
308
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,569
about a man who liked big butts.
309
00:12:41,656 --> 00:12:43,049
Oh, Lord.
310
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:45,181
He was honest about it.
311
00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:48,097
But it's still very troubling.
312
00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:50,099
And Mandy's not helping,
making Missy think
313
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,450
that this kind of
behavior's acceptable.
314
00:12:52,537 --> 00:12:55,409
Well, we'll continue
to pray on this.
315
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,673
Thank you for listening.
316
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,111
God didn't give me these
just for holding up sunglasses.
317
00:13:08,161 --> 00:13:10,250
- Hey, Georgie.
- Shh.
318
00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:11,512
I don't want my mom
to know I'm here.
319
00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:13,819
- What's going on?
- Oh, she's mad at Mandy,
320
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,037
I'm caught in the middle,
321
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,083
and I'm hoping
you can smooth things out.
322
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,302
Won't that put me in the middle?
323
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,825
Yep. So what's the plan?
324
00:13:19,955 --> 00:13:22,567
Well, your mother's unhappy
325
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,482
that Mandy overstepped
her bounds.
326
00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:26,788
I didn't ask for a recap,
I asked for a plan.
327
00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:30,139
I suppose I could sit down
with all parties
328
00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:32,533
and open up
a line of communication?
329
00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:34,187
Great. Let me know how it goes.
330
00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:36,711
You're one of the parties.
331
00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,452
Oh, come on.
332
00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:40,889
Does anyone really think
I'll be helpful here?
333
00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:44,415
You're not putting me in a room
with three angry women, Georgie.
334
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:45,459
You're coming.
335
00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:55,164
First of all,
I just want to thank everyone
336
00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,862
for being here.
337
00:13:56,992 --> 00:13:59,343
In a family,
nothing is more important
338
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,735
than honest
and open communica...
339
00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,998
Oh, just start.
340
00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:05,566
I'll start.
I don't want to be here.
341
00:14:05,653 --> 00:14:07,046
Well, you should've
thought about that
342
00:14:07,176 --> 00:14:08,874
before you took
your clothes off.
343
00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:10,397
Please let me leave.
344
00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:11,703
Suck it up.
345
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,271
You are so lucky
your father's not alive,
346
00:14:15,446 --> 00:14:17,317
because this
would've killed him.
347
00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,319
And you wonder why
she doesn't want to talk to you.
348
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:21,626
- Mandy.
- What? She's making it worse.
349
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,323
- No, you're making it worse.
- Uh, Georgie,
350
00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,977
let's keep it civil.
351
00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:26,674
You're right. I should take
a walk around the block and...
352
00:14:26,805 --> 00:14:27,936
Sit.
353
00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:32,985
The reason we're here
is not to rehash the past.
354
00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,203
What's been done is done.
355
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,248
It's for y'all
to find a way forward
356
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:37,511
as a loving Christian family.
357
00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:39,034
This isn't fair.
Georgie had sex in high school,
358
00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:40,471
no one went crazy.
359
00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:42,211
- Hey.
- I was not happy about that,
360
00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,213
but at least he married her.
361
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,824
I wasn't talking about Mandy.
362
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:47,434
Hey.
363
00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:49,567
How did I go so wrong
with my children?
364
00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:51,351
Oh, well, if it makes you
feel any better,
365
00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:53,875
Sheldon will probably
die a virgin.
366
00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:55,877
That is not true.
367
00:14:56,008 --> 00:14:58,227
When the time is right,
he will find a wife
368
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,012
and have a beautiful family.
369
00:15:00,142 --> 00:15:02,101
Oh, come on, Mom.
370
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,495
Just leave Shelly out of this.
371
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,323
And you stay away from Missy.
372
00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:09,151
It's not her fault.
I asked her for help.
373
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,545
Yeah, because she couldn't
come to you.
374
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:14,287
Why? Because I have values
that you think are a joke?
375
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:16,942
I don't think they're a joke,
I think they're unrealistic.
376
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,465
Teenagers have sex.
377
00:15:18,596 --> 00:15:21,903
Excuse me. Most save
themselves for marriage.
378
00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:23,601
- Most?
- Many.
379
00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:25,690
How many?
380
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,040
The point is,
abstinence is cool.
381
00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:31,086
Missy, I hope you understand,
382
00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,045
your mother is just trying
to keep you safe.
383
00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:34,699
So was I.
384
00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,396
I'm talking about her soul.
385
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,180
And I'm talking about her
not getting pregnant.
386
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,400
There is only one sure way
to not get pregnant.
387
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,271
Being Sheldon's future wife?
388
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:43,751
That's enough out of you.
389
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,579
Really? You're on Mom's side?
390
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,059
No, I'm...
391
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,756
I'm on Mandy's side.
392
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:49,844
Is that so?
393
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,193
Seriously?
394
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,282
So, you're okay with your wife
395
00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,502
giving your sister
prophylactics?
396
00:15:55,676 --> 00:15:56,721
Yes.
397
00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:58,070
Just to be clear,
398
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,811
that's what old people
call condoms, right?
399
00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:01,116
Right.
400
00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:02,683
Then, yeah, I guess I am.
401
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,728
Georgie.
402
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:04,990
Hey, I don't like the idea
403
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,208
of her doing stuff
with boys either.
404
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:08,515
It's not "boys,"
it's just "boy."
405
00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:09,647
What's his name?
406
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,736
- Nice try.
- See? She can't talk to me
407
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,520
'cause I just want
to kick this kid's ass,
408
00:16:13,651 --> 00:16:15,435
she can't talk to you 'cause
you're just gonna pray at her,
409
00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:17,263
so it's good she's got Mandy.
410
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,221
She can always talk to me.
411
00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:21,354
I'm being serious right now.
412
00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:23,617
So, if you're gonna
be mad at Mandy,
413
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,837
then be mad at me, too,
'cause we're a team.
414
00:16:25,924 --> 00:16:27,055
Done.
415
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,013
Can I leave now?
416
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,450
This meeting? Yes.
417
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:33,758
Your room?
Not for the next 20 years!
418
00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:40,765
I know we may not
have solved everything,
419
00:16:40,895 --> 00:16:42,506
but I think
we made some progress.
420
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,333
"Abstinence is cool"?
421
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,596
If you'd ever tried it,
you'd know.
422
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:48,294
Whoa.
423
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,339
Mary, that was uncalled for.
424
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,168
But we were all thinking it.
425
00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:06,486
You can't do that here.
426
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,357
I-It's okay, Officer,
we're married.
427
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,576
Then go home.
428
00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:12,057
Sorry, um...
429
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,538
he took my side over
his mother's tonight, and...
430
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,930
I couldn't keep
my hands off him.
431
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,106
You took her side?
432
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,281
Yes, ma'am.
433
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,633
Then knock yourselves out.
434
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,522
In his defense, he did warn us.
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