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If you're just joining us, I'm Pat Lombard, proud creator and benefactor of

2054 Search for the Extreme Teen Supreme!

After two days of funful warm -up festivities here on Earth, we'll be

off to the main event of the month!

To me, it is so believable, Minor, that something this gigantic could happen

without Xenon.

Hello, Margie. Isn't it crushing?

Yeah, of course it is, Cassie.

Especially if by crushing, you mean fully fabulo.

Margie, we love Zenon, remember?

I know, but I can't pretend to be pancaked about finally getting a chance

compete without her for one.

She wins everything.

Yeah, well, if she does, it's because she way deserves it.

Nilan, is it called parallel parking or parallel smashing?

If you don't get this right, I can't pass you.

But if I don't get my pod license, I can't join the contest.

Well, it's not my fault you're waiting until the last possible instant to take

the test.

Really, Xenon, I think it's about time you acted a little more like an adult.

That's not fair. If I start becoming all grown -uppy, I'm going to be boring to

the tenth power, squared.

But piloting is a very serious business, Xenon. I'm not exactly helping, you

know.

I'm trying, Commander.

Well, act power.

It's fully not responding.

What can I do, Commander?

What can either of us do? This ship is totally out of control.

Well done.

Commander Plank?

Stay calm. Maneuver around it, Jean. Now you can do this.

Great

job.

Amazing job. I honestly wasn't sure you had it in you.

Trust me, sir. That makes two of us.

You took us to Earth?

Isn't it Lunarius? We fished our wish.

How do you manage it, Xenon?

I guess it's just what I do, sir.

You have scored 48 out of 50 points.

Your pod license is approved.

Congratulations.

See what I mean?

Vega Omega.

Now that you got your license, are you going to pod hop down here to see me?

Big Omega, how are you? Is your semester in Maui still stellar?

Perfect weather every day? How could it not be?

You have no idea how much I've been missing you.

Isn't it totally viral being apart?

But I hear that Cousin Cassie and you are hanging like a pair of earrings.

She's the best.

Next to you, of course.

Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on her during the race to the moon because

not exactly as well -traveled as you are.

You're going to watch it on the flat screen, right? Only every nanosecond.

you going to see Cassie soon?

Sooner than soon.

Fabulous. Tell her I said hi, will you? The nanosecond I see her. Bye.

Bye, Z.

I've got to go back to a hard life of sand and surf.

To all you viewers off of the galaxy, it is now my proud, extreme privilege to

present to you our six amazing... Z, you're here!

You've got to qualify.

Isn't it the inkiest? I am so glad you're here.

Yeah, me too.

I could tell.

Well, luckily, Cassie and I have had Mondo time to get glam fabulous.

Too bad you'll have to appear looking like that.

What's wrong with how I look?

Nothing.

Well that concludes today's festivities please join us the day after tomorrow

for the very first round of our competition the thrilling Run to

Be sure to join us tonight for our kickoff beach party celebrating the

the moon goddess Galena! Hey, excuse me.

Can I talk to you a minute? You're Xenon Carr, right?

Sage. Borealis.

So, you're not a huge fan of this contest.

My friends and I think it's wrong to go to the moon.

Your friends?

I think it's wrong.

Look, I'm sure that you're sincere, extreme, and really believe in your

which is great.

But I gotta go. Good luck to you. See ya.

Just so we're clear, get gone and stay gone.

Ever since Edward and I got married, we've thought about having kids, and

talked about having kids, and... Vega Omega, you're having a baby!

Oh, well, um...

Julie, the baby's already been had.

What? When? Oh, no, no, I didn't know. It's not, no.

Oh,

well, see, we're not exactly spring chickens, as the saying goes.

So, we decided to take in a foster child.

Right, nothing's permanent yet. It's still on a trial basis.

Right now, we're working to prove to the bureaucrats that they want loving,

terrific parents. Look no further than the planks.

Well, have you met the kid? Is he great?

Her.

It's a girl.

Stellar. How old is she?

Ten. Oh, and she's wonderful.

She reminds us quite a bit of... Oh!

You!

I was trying to use her, but I swear it wasn't.

Uh,

Xenon?

Say hello to your new cousin, Gasha.

It's like looking in a mini mirror.

This is so Lunarius.

I can't believe my hero, Major, is fully going to be related to me.

Now, Pat, we've had a flood of calls about the pod race. Tell us about that.

Well, I'm glad you asked because, you know, I used to be something of a pod

racer myself in my youth. So how come Numbar only opened up this contest to

space station kids?

I'm not sure who we could ask him.

Oh, let me do it, okay? Go, go.

Oh,

here's an interesting question from 10 -year -old Dasha.

How come only space station kids could enter the contest and us Earth kids

couldn't? Did you hear that? He talked to me.

What better place to start than those bold, brave kids raised to view the

from such a unique perspective.

Pat, tell us a little bit about the sponsorship for Moonstock.

Well, you know, Betty, I want to let you know that these sponsors will be

looking after our kids at Moonstock.

This is good.

Supreme will be an ambassador of possibility, showing young people around

world that their future knows no bounds.

It's a great wide universe out there, kids.

I will strive to conquer every corner.

I know I've seen him somewhere before.

Does he? That's because he's the luge hoverboarder we loved last year in the

West Sweden Olympics.

Vega Omega, he's so in.

Hey, and isn't he the guy that saved his sixth grade class?

Yep. The shuttle pilot passed out, and the amazing Bromley flew everyone to

safety, even though he'd never done it before.

That's how he became the youngest cadet NASA ever put into its space trainee

program. So what is he, like some mega -perfect Mondo superstar?

Apparently, he's already the odds -on favorite to win the contest.

Says who?

All I need is two minutes of your time. You again. Look, there are five other

contestants. Why don't you try one of them? I would.

Except you're a born leader, and I need someone like you to help get my message

out. What message?

That bringing people to the moon is wrong.

It's only a two -day festival. What's the big snarl?

This is how it starts. It's how it always starts.

A lot of people would call that progress.

No. Real human progress would be knowing when to leave well enough alone.

You wouldn't feel that way if you grew up where I did.

Look up there.

Do you really want to be out on some great romantic date and gaze up to see

all covered in tacky lunar condos and Big Bang burgers?

That's not going to happen.

Wait, look.

To the left of the moon, that's my space day.

That's what I call beautiful.

Excuse me.

We've been having a moment here.

Excuse me, my friend, but you're not even supposed to be here.

Still a free planet.

No thanks to you.

Hey, green boy!

What are you doing back?

I'm not giving up on you.

I really need your help.

The trouble with guys like him is they think everything's some giant

Well, at least he has something he's really fired up about.

What fires you up?

Winning.

Oh, so I guess it's going to be pretty hard on you when I desk you in the pod

race.

You're trying to psych me out.

Is it working?

Not even a little bit.

And by the way, that's my space station.

Yours is somewhere over Europe.

What is the problem over there?

You're wearing me out.

I don't know. I can't sleep.

Well, maybe it's because you're all macro -pumped about going to the moon.

Yeah.

The moon.

I wonder what it'll be like.

Copy you down, Eagle.

Houston, uh, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.

Roger. We copy you on the ground.

I'm, uh, at the foot of the ladder.

I'm gonna step off the land now.

That's one small step for man.

and scare me, why don't ya?

Dasha, what are you doing there?

Waiting for you to wake up.

Do you want to see the faces you were making? They were hilarious.

Fully unnerving way to start the day.

This one I downloaded from a video chip then printed on a scans app. Isn't it

stellar? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Is that really a lock of my hair?

I contacted the Space Day hairdresser's kid and had her Z -mail it to me.

Ingenious major, no?

Okay, now you're really starting to freak me out. Don't worry. I've totally

her to wait until it's off her head.

I have an idea. Why don't we forget about me and talk about you?

Well, my life's been nothing but one foster home after another.

I mean, I've met plenty of decent people, I guess.

It's just that somehow none of them have actually clicked.

Until now.

I can mega tell I've finally found my perfect family.

Sasha, time for summer school.

It's the inky price I pay for attention -paying minor all year.

So what do you think? She's pretty adorable, isn't she?

She's great.

It would just be nice if she had one little minute when she wasn't trying to

me. I know.

And I'm working with her on it, I promise.

The trouble is, she's been moved around so much that I think her only constant

has been looking up to you as her role model.

Lucky me.

Hey, look on the bright side.

By tomorrow night, you'll be up on the moon and Dash will be stuck down here

with us.

Oh, hey.

It's pretty tough.

Being somebody's idol, huh?

Oh, so now you know how protozoans feel every day of the year.

Who

in the

galaxy could possibly be more adorable?

Say again?

Not you, Lester.

I'm talking about me.

It's a bus?

Couldn't be.

Sounds like you need to tune up the old hearing aids, mate.

They don't want you. Of course they want me. Everyone does.

Don't you remember?

I'm irresistible.

It's a youth festival. A youth festival. Schmooze Festival.

I've been cutting edge so long, they've nicknamed me the Nine.

It's just not the cards, my friend.

It's no use.

We'll call them again.

How can Moonstock... possibly be happening happening without the most

bloke in the galaxy.

Let me give it one more try.

Space Day, I always forget that the best thing about Earth is the food.

Whoa, keep going at that rate and you'll have enough bones to build a dinosaur.

Which reminds me, I have a bone to pick with you.

What did I do now?

Aren't we together enough in our waking life without you invading my dreams,

too? Wait, I had a dream she was starring in, too, last night.

Whatever it was, it could not have been as bizarro as my dream. I was on the

moon.

With old Neil Armstrong.

How could you know that?

How could I not know it was my dream? But that's what was happening in my

too. And you didn't even need a space suit. Wait, wait. This is way too wiggy.

We cannot have the same dream.

Yet we did.

It is so dark matter.

Downright black foolish.

Inky to the tenth power squared.

Easy. All I came to do was ask you to dance.

Bromley, by any chance, did you have a weird dream last night?

No, I don't really see the point of dreaming.

I'd much rather just be out there, living it.

So, I hear you've led a pretty macro life.

Big space rescue, NASA cadet training, the Olympics.

Well, what about you?

Saving your space station and jetting out to meet aliens?

Cassie said we're two of a kind.

My only trouble's been finding someone who can keep up with me.

I know the feeling.

It seems like everyone gets way too caught up in playing it safe.

Yeah, because they're macro -afraid of getting hurt.

So they never get a chance to find out what they might be missing.

What are you doing here? I thought I left you at home, asleep.

You did.

Until I realized that you were out here having all the fun.

I'm sorry about this.

I didn't know you had a sister.

I don't.

She's my cousin, and we have to be going now.

Oh, wait a second.

We can't leave yet. I want to stay.

and Commander Plank going to check on you, they're going to be so worried,

Major, and you cannot do that to them.

I have to get you home right now.

Oh. There you are.

Thank heavens you're all right. What were you doing giving us a scare like

Actually, Commander, it's all my fault.

I should have known.

It was... Dasha, it's okay.

I'm sorry, guys. I just... I made a judgment error major.

It's just... Since I'm heading off to the moon tomorrow, Dasha and I want to

spend a little quality time together before I go.

I fully should have left you a zap pad note.

That fully would have made us a lot less worried, considering Judith... But

you're home safe now. So why don't we just head off to bed and call it a

Sounds good. Yeah.

Wait, wait. See you tonight.

Dasha.

You know,

I can't believe that you actually covered for me like that.

It was so stellar.

Dasha, I did it because I need you to do something for me in return.

Okay.

I'm already me, so you can't be me because... That job's already taken, but

I need you to do is promise me that you'll fully try being yourself.

Did I just say that?

You know, I was afraid we were getting in over our heads the minute we took

on.

A few more incidents like tonight, I'm not sure we're going to be able to keep

her. She's young. We have to give her a chance to settle down.

What if she doesn't? What if she's just born wild? There's nothing you can do

about that.

You're not suggesting we give her back, are you?

I'm saying we need to be practical.

No matter how big and brown her eyes are, what's the point of keeping her if

she's going to ruin our lives?

Oh, Edward.

Weren't we ridiculous to take this all on at once?

I've always wanted a dog.

Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

And Dasher is going to love it, too.

Even if the dog does come at a rather inconvenient cost.

350 lucky ticket -winning teens are flocking to board the space vans that

carry them to the unique youth festival being filled as a three -day blast.

Hey, Judy. Are you almost ready? We need to get going.

Did you zap head your parents yet?

Yes, I did, and they promised they'd be watching the race from the flat screen

in their lab.

Vega Omega!

You're cute, aren't you? Who's this?

Aruna, careful, Xena. We just got back from getting her shots.

Oh, she's for Dasha. Do you think she'll like her?

Who wouldn't? She's precious.

Where is Dasha anyway? We're only going to have like two seconds to say goodbye.

She told me you did all that when I dropped her at summer school this

Well, I mean, it's a car.

I figure I'm wasting my breath. But why don't you see if you can make it through

this entire lunar adventure without getting sucked into a single galactic

calamity?

Hey, all a girl can do is try.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, get ready to sit back and enjoy our

thrilling coverage of the first event of this amazing Moonstock Festival, the

sure -to -be thrilling Race to the Moon, featuring our six extraordinarily

talented team competitors.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Round one of our extreme Moth to Teen Supreme competition is our thrilling

to the Moon. We'll be blasting off momentarily.

Contestants, start your engines.

Off they go, folks, off of what promises to be a thrilling race.

And I'll be joining you again from the moon.

Only the first four racers to successfully land at Moonstock will

next round.

Bromley takes an early lead, with Margie close behind, followed by Jason, Zenon,

Cassie and Bobby.

Margie is neck and neck with Bromley, but there's not enough room for both of

them in the turn. Somebody has to give.

Oh, a daring inside move puts Margie out in front.

Zenon's moved up to third, gaining fast on Bromley.

Oh, Zenon's just lost Bromley. He's missed the buoy and will have to circle

and try again.

See you later, golden boy.

All you make me do is push harder.

This may eliminate Bronley, unless he can make up for the lost time.

Hey, watch it. This may be trouble.

Cassie on the closing course.

Well.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh. Cassie's spot is out of control, and she may be out of breath. Cassie, are

you okay? I'm not sure.

I'm on my way.

Okay, okay, okay.

Watching Xenon selflessly race off to assist her friend Cassie reminds us that

this remarkable young woman has always had an uncanny knack for being there

others need her.

In the last movie over Tycho, Margie has increased her lead with only the

descent to the lunar surface to go.

Margie Hammond wins the hot... pod race to Moonstop.

Stealing his position in the next round, Bromley Hale takes second place.

Fina and Cassie, drafting each other, have caught up with the two remaining

pods.

Commander Plank and Aunt Judy are going to be so worried major about you.

Says you.

The truth is, they don't even want me. What are you talking about?

I heard them.

I said one more misstep minor and they were sending me back.

No matter how big and brown my eyes are. That can't be true. They love having

you in their lives. They've told me like a hundred times.

Wait a second.

Your eyes aren't brown.

You're sure they weren't talking about the puppy?

What? Puppy?

Oh, no. Okay.

Okay. We just need to call them right away and let them know where you are.

We're sorry.

All circuits are blocked.

Please try again later.

Lucky you.

I'm all yours.

What took you so long?

Aren't you fully dying to offer me victory congrats?

I'm very proud of you, Margie. Seriously? Aren't I amazing?

Whoa, where'd that come from?

Don't ask.

So aren't you fully dying to check this place out?

Lester, my man.

You'll be delighted to know I'm all packed.

What time do I leave for the Lunar Sphere?

Actually, you're not booked yet. What do you mean I'm not booked yet? I don't

want to rest on my laurels. My laurels are fully rested. Thanks just the same.

I know, but... Well, if you can't get me a booking, I'll take matters into my

own manicured hands and save you a blasted commission in the process.

The process of... Ouch!

All I have to do is let them know I'm available.

The demands of the fans will do the rest.

Lunasphere, guess who's here?

Moonstock fans will cheer.

I like that quite a bit. It's like a remix.

Of the original.

For the moon.

Why, they ask me, why go to all the trouble and expense of staging a

the moon? Well, I'll tell you why.

Because we can!

You lucky picket winners are in for two days of

merriment, music, and the final two rounds of the extreme team.

Supreme competition plus you'll be treated to a surprise performance by the

popular band in the galaxy the one

No need to be unkind. Show this gentleman to my office, and we will open

dialogue. The moon is not... Okay, even though I sincerely do appreciate your

creative contribution, the demands of the fans must take precedent.

So, gang...

You're in like a day.

Big Omega, what was that?

That's not the way I want my coconut ice cream.

I think I better head for cover.

That's okay. I have to try and get in touch with Commander Plank and Aunt

The circuits are down again.

Zenon, honey, please, I need to hear from you. As soon as you get this

let me back and let me know if you have any ideas for Dasha.

I have looked every place. I don't know where she could possibly be.

No umbrella, huh?

Well, when I left, it was a clear, star -filled sky.

Are you lucky? No.

I've left 10 or 12 messages, but Zenon still hasn't gotten back to me.

Edward.

Something bad happened to her, too.

Oh, now, don't start going there. I'm sure she'll be fine.

See, none's always fine.

The Flash News is reporting everyone's having trouble getting through to the

moon. Come on.

Why don't you take a break?

Let me try. Okay?

I have the dream again.

Me too.

Me three.

Yeah, but what does it mean?

Look, I don't want to get all mystic cryptic major here, but it seemed like

Selena was calling you out.

Hey,

there you are.

Have you had breakfast yet? No, I'm going to get something later. No, no,

chat with me. I'm just going to get a quick bite and then take a prime seat

the Cosmic Blush concert.

Oh, that's today.

Yeah, it is, and it's going to be the most blazing concert ever.

Okay, well, I'll meet you there. I just have to run something by stage.

What's up?

Protest, Zuber.

Forget that guy. He's a total green bean.

I don't care.

He's the only person that I can think of that might be able to help me figure

out those viral moon dreams I've been having. If you start hanging with him,

he's only going to try to talk you into quitting the contest.

And hey, maybe that's a good thing.

You wish.

I hate to break it to you, but I'm going to stay in this contest until it's me,

not you up there wearing the crown.

A heat wave in Alaska.

This footage shot by farmer John Bangle of Bryce Lake, Wisconsin.

His grazing herd of dairy cows were lifted into the sky by an unknown force

where they hovered for more than half an hour. It has to be there. It has to be

an easier way to make a milkshake.

Omega, Omega, all the kajillion frantic messages from you and Aunt Judy finally

got to me this morning. But I haven't been able to get through to you. I've

trying forever.

Dasha's here.

She's there?

Well, not here, here, but she's here in the capable hands of Margie and Kathy.

Oh, thank heaven. We were worried sick.

She stowed away on my racing pod because she's fully afraid that you and Aunt

Judy don't want her.

What? Did you tell her nothing would be further from the truth?

I tried.

Okay.

You know what? You just tell her to sit tight.

I don't care how dangerous the weather wolves are. We're coming to get her.

Commander... You take good care of her, Xenon. Judy and I are on the way. Tell

Dasha that we love her very much.

Oi, oi, oi!

Ah!

Zoom, zoom, zoom!

Oh, Proto -Zoah! Oh, Zellar, I didn't know you were on the bill.

Actually, love, I'm not.

That's right.

It's me in the well -toned, fabulous flesh.

If it's an autograph you want, step right up. No need to be shy.

I'm all yours.

Remind me to write that, dear Jamie, a thank you note, would you, love?

Can't tell you how relieved I am someone's finally come along to take the

pressure off of me.

Well, you're still going to play for us, right?

If they'll have me.

Lester has this ridiculous notion that... I'm too old. Oh, forget him.

You are so not old until you hit, like, 30.

I'm 31.

Oh.

Have I told you how fully fabulo you're looking?

Has it come to this, Xenon?

Am I truly yesterday's noose?

Vega Omega, of course not.

Come with me.

If I don't find a way to reinvent myself, I'll be nothing but...

An old rocker in an old rocker in a rock and roll retirement home front porch.

Protozoa.

You're Protozoa?

Protozoa used to be a star.

I was the first rock star ever to play in Outer Space. Yes, well, personally,

Protozoa, I love your music. I have every one of your disc chips I do.

Well, of course you do, mate. But this event is all about reaching into the

future. Which is why Protozoa couldn't be more perfectly perfect for you.

How do you figure?

Because if it's the world of tomorrow you're selling, why not jump ahead of

curve and present an ultra -hip new genre all year round?

You could call it Lunar Retro.

You're in.

See?

Wishes do come true.

Retro. What?

Nothing, love. We're in!

Parting out all alone.

That's what's in my head.

Only you can see my truth.

Make it seem so clear.

Firing over, roaring over, blasting into space.

A blazing comet, Mars upon it.

Shake me up, shake me up, race me to the stars. Much to know, so far to go.

Galaxy is ours.

Galaxy is ours, my girl.

Galaxy is ours.

Thank you very much.

Now, it is my distinct honor to present to you the one and only, truly fabulous,

Cosmic Blast!

Sending fleet of shuttle pods, dear. At least 150 miles below us.

I'm sorry, okay? They look so close.

Really, we should calm down.

What's that?

Is that snow?

Apparently, dear.

That works.

Can it snow in outer space?

Apparently, dear.

i don't want excuses either you sell these t -shirts by the end of the day or

you're in the first moon bus back home got it good excellent hey looking good

how's the popcorn hey here he is here's my boy

the contestant with winner written all over him thank you sir very nice of you

to say no no i'm not just saying it i mean it you're everything this

is about you're brave handsome strong Fact is, you remind me quite a bit of

myself when I was your age.

Braun, can I call you Braun?

My winner has to be someone with faith in the future.

Somebody who believes in progress.

Someone with unswerving loyalty.

I've never swerved in my life.

Of course you haven't. Like I said, you're a thoroughbred, and that's why I

can't wait to shake your hand again at the finish line.

20 jillion cute guys watching around the galaxy.

Couldn't there be one event where we get to be glam fabulous?

Wait, I thought girls were supposed to evolve past all that.

Look, kid, just because I'm macro smart and mega independent, that's no reason

for me to bury my beauty.

Um, guys, I know that it's just down to the three of us and Bromley, but I just

want to say that no matter what happens, our friendship will always be the most

important thing.

Right. Of course.

Most definitely.

Good, because we're three sides of an equilateral triangle.

Excuse me. Any chance that that triangle might become a square?

Are you ready for action?

Competitors, are you ready? On your marks, get set...

The race is tightening as all these incredible contestants remain fiercely

competitive.

Especially if Zeno...

lodge a formal complaint.

There's no way this race can count because Xenon Carr cheated.

I didn't do anything.

Look, Xenon, I know what I saw.

Maybe it's because for the first time in your life, you're not a shoe -in slam

dunk. You can cheat all you want, but it's still going to be me who wins.

Really? Then why are you trying so hard to get me eliminated?

Kind of stinks to be unfairly judged, doesn't it? Enough.

If I want your opinion, I will ask for it.

No one in the audience saw anything unusual, and lacking tangible proof of

misconduct, I can only accept the results as they stand.

Margie, Cassie, you've been fine competitors. Congratulations on making

far.

And you, Miss Carr, I'll be watching you closely.

I can't imagine how awfully embarrassing it would be to be exposed as a cheater

on the intergalactic flat screen.

I didn't say anything in Numbar's office because we're supposed to be BS.

So what's the deal?

Is that how you've always won everything?

No, I didn't do anything.

Was it the same silver mist that helped you in the pot race?

I don't know.

Maybe. Well then, if you didn't know what caused it, why didn't you just

out and admit it was there?

Because I... I don't know what it is or what it wants for me. And I don't think

it's fair to disqualify myself over something I fully have no control over.

you're sure okay having a magical advantage over the rest of us? Vega

Margie. What do you want me to do?

Quit.

Cassie, you understand why I can't do that, right?

Well, actually, no.

Among a zillion other reasons, winning is what I do. It's what I've always

It's what people expect from me. Yeah, but we also expect you to do it fairly

easy. And without pancaking your friends in the process.

Let's go, Cassie.

I think somebody needs a little time alone to get her values straight.

You think it's so Lunarius being me? Try doing it today.

I have no idea what's the right thing to do. Margie and Cassie blame me for

getting them squeezed out of the contest. Bronly thinks I'm a cheater.

thinks I'm a sellout. And on top of all that, I'm being chased and boosted by

this silver moon mist. Everyone's so sure I can control it, but I can't. Hey!

If it helps, I believe you.

About all of it. I mean, you were right about Wyndham. You were right about the

aliens. Why would anybody figure you'd start lying now?

Good question.

Come on.

You know what I say? I say forget about them. Just do what you told me to do.

Just be yourself and you'll be fine.

Whoa, wait a minute. Did we just have a fable moment, Major, or what?

It's like right before my eyes, the student became the teacher.

I'm going to go find Paige.

I'm fully behind, you see.

Forget that. I'm much better off with you fully beside me. Come on.

What are we doing here? Well, I think it's totally unfair for Numbra to keep

Sage locked up in here, so I intend to break him out.

And how do you know the access codes?

Dasha, does this mean we're talking about or what?

Coming soon, the lunar community of tomorrow.

Xenon, suddenly it all makes sense.

Glad to hear it.

Now you can tell me why in the universe is this moon mist trying to make me look

like a cheater major.

I don't mean that.

This. What is it?

What Moonstock is really about. A permanent settlement up here, and we're

beginning of it. I don't get it.

Numbar's trying to steal the moon. Oh, yeah.

He'll declare Squatter's rights because he was the first one to put down roots

up here.

Wait a second.

I thought Neil Armstrong was first.

Oh, well, he left.

Numbar won't. Wait, wait, wait.

Neil Armstrong, the first lunar landing. That was around here, wasn't it? Not

too far away. The Sea of Tranquility.

Why?

I just have a feeling, Major, that someone there is trying to reach me. But

can't go out into the moon. It isn't safe. I'll be Mondo. Careful. Don't

I'll be fine, Sage.

A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.

That's one small step for woman, one giant leap for womankind.

Hi, it's me, Xenon.

Look, I don't know who you are, or what you are, or if I'm going loony extreme,

but I've been feeling as if the Moon Mist and I are supposed to meet here.

So did I get it right?

Are you here?

If not, I'm going to feel ridiculous, Major, for standing here and talking to

flagpole.

Hello?

Well, I had to try.

Hold my dancers, then.

Hi.

Who are you?

Who do you think I am?

Venus, I'm Selina, goddess of the moon.

Okay, well, I thought Selina was this fruity -looking lady that Numbar uses on

his posters.

Yeah, and how cute do you guess I am about that?

How do you sell me to the universe, this little prude, in a peach nightie?

By the way, took you long enough to figure out I was calling you.

Sorry. I'll get over it.

Oh, look, I'm over it already.

Anyway, word around the galaxy is... You're a girl who can get things done.

What kind of things?

Like getting your fellow humanoids off of my surface so I can get back to

in peace.

I've been mixing things up on your home planet so everybody will know that I

mean business.

You're the one responsible for the weather warps. Duh.

Point it.

Things are going to get a whole lot better unless you convince everybody to

gone.

Nobody's going to listen to me.

My best friends aren't even speaking to me.

Who, who?

My best friends aren't even speaking to me.

Do you really think I care?

It's up to you to get everybody off of me before I let go of this, or else.

What are you doing?

I've got all kinds of fun games to play. Unless you clear out and clean off my

surface of every last bit of your trash.

Vega Omega,

that was intense.

Dasha, how is it possibly possible that you are here?

Z, before you launch into lecture mode major, remember that we only have until

the next Earth set to avoid a master disaster supreme.

Edward, why aren't we there yet?

I know, sir.

Hold it.

Hold it. I see it. I see Tycho. I've done it, sweetheart.

The lunar sphere is right over the horizon.

No.

I just need to find a place to land.

No!

This can't be good.

What happened?

I think the tracking lights are going in circles.

will run out of air.

But other than that, everything's stellar.

What are we gonna do?

I've never experienced anything like this in all my years of flying.

It's as if we're caught in the grip of some gravitational pull.

walk when you left over what it's okay dash we'll find a way to get in

What are you doing?

I was about to come looking for you.

You were?

Just in time. We were out of air. Yeah, that's why I was coming to bring you

some backup.

But I thought that you thought that it was dangerous major to go out on the

moon. Hey, a guy's got to do what a guy's got to do.

I'm sorry I doubted you, Sage. You were right about everything.

The moon is so not supposed to be developed.

And unless we get everything off her surface before the next Earth set, we're

going to face destruction eruptions. What happened?

How do you know all this?

Selina told her.

That Selina's the moon goddess?

Not her. The real Selina showed up at the Sea of Tranquility.

She's really mad.

Look, I know that it sounds macro crack -up, but it's true. Fully true.

Before she goes into meltdown mode, we need to get everyone off the moon.

Fine with me.

You believe me?

Look, I don't have to believe you.

All I care about is that you're finally on board to do what I've been trying to

do from the very beginning.

Now, tell me what you need.

Well, you could start by figuring out how much time we have until the Earth

drops below the lunar horizon.

Attention, attention.

Dean Ankar and Bronnie Hill report to the stage.

Not today, Numbar. I'm going to be too busy saving the world.

Again.

Does this mean that we're talking again? Now and forever. I mean, it was

horrible being tweaked at you.

I'm fully willing to be magnanimous and forgive you too, you know?

No, I am so glad we're all good again. I mean, I don't even remember what popped

us apart in the first place.

Well, you and Margie thought that it was wrong for Xenon to not quit for getting

a missed boost in the Saturn Scramble.

Thank you, Dasha. Who cares about any of it? I mean, just as long as we're best

friends again.

Good, because something inky extreme is going to happen unless I fully have all

the help I can get.

However we can assist, we're here.

Good. Start packing.

Can you fix it, honey?

I can fix anything, sweetheart. You know that.

Try the radio again.

Aye, aye, Commander. Fix it.

I did get help from an outside force. I knew it. But it wasn't me who cheated,

Bromley. It was Selina, the moon goddess. She was helping me. Right, and

what? Neptune took you swimming with his mermaid friends, right? I'm fully being

serious. I'll forfeit you. Just help us get the boys out. You're trying to psych

me out again.

Bromley, this isn't about you. Zenon, everything is about me.

little tricks to keep from losing? What are you talking about?

Big Omega, you know what this is? This is one of those gravity glitches Selina

swore she'd unleash if we didn't get gone.

And kids, here they come. Put it together for us.

Go ahead and name Bromley the winner. Unless you listen to me, all he's going

be is the extreme teen supreme of nothing, because that's all that's going

left.

Xenon, what are you on about now?

May I have your attention, please? I have a Mondo urgent announcement to

Something has come up that makes it virally unsafe for us to stay here on

moon, so we need to create a calm but urgent evacuation plan.

I'm really not going to tolerate this.

Well, you have to.

As inked out as it sounds, Selina the Moon Goddess has issued an eviction

extreme. Oh, for heaven's sake, how do you come up with this stuff? Are you

listening to this girl? She's living in... I'm telling the truth.

Oh, really? Well, why don't you offer us some proof?

Well, this car?

Selena now would seriously be an opportunity major to offer an assist.

I'll bet they went to Earth to pick up the other workers. What workers?

The workers to build the permanent settlement he's been planning all along.

Number stranded us on the moon?

Yeah.

Nobody, nobody strands broadly hail.

I've got a loaded spoon, but I'm not afraid to use it.

I am sorry, Major, that you're having a bumpy day, but you really need to snap

out of it and help us.

Stop it!

How did you get here? And please tell me it was in your customary style.

Darling, I never leave home without the Galaxy's hugest, most luxurious touring

vehicle.

The Wonder Bus.

Which I used to be able to afford.

Do you have any idea what a mondo hero you're going to be?

Come on.

Hurry, girls, and report to main exit portal. The Wonder Bus is waiting. Come

on. And don't worry about any gravity glitches you might hit. Just keep

We're on our way home.

Numbar, stuck on the ceiling.

Hey, Green Boy, get me down from here. What are you doing with my camera?

Getting your confession.

Fat chance. Mr. Pat Numbar, is it your intent, and has it always been your

intent, to use Moonstock to establish Squatter's rights and steal the moon?

What makes you think I would answer that?

Because the last shuttle is leaving in three minutes, and I will be on it.

Wait,

wait, wait!

Okay, I did it. It was me.

I did it. No, no, no, wait. I didn't have my camera ready.

It's my camera, and I did it.

Now get me down!

Don't run.

Hurry, everyone.

I need your help with this lower line. Ready.

Welcome. Welcome, comrade.

Make yourself known.

Prepare to bask in a rare opportunity to experience the unparalleled glamour and

luxury of being made.

Five,

four, three, two, one.

Women and children first.

Actually, everybody first.

Hey, get back here!

Great, you guys.

Okay, is everybody out? We've jacked it. Everyone into your pods!

We have six minutes to get rid of this dome.

We need to get every trace of Moonstar off the surface without getting smashed

to bits by the next gravity glitch.

Still working on that.

But all right.

I missed it. It's okay, Z. Stay ice. Just circle around and try again.

Got it.

Now, everybody...

We'll leave the dome behind, but Lelina will go get it.

Any suggestions?

Wait! Everybody, look!

Commander Plank, reporting for duty, Zinongust. Tell me what you need me to

Look at that.

You did it again, didn't you? How did you know?

Well, Cassie zapped me about you and Selena, and then when the weather warps

just quit, I fully figured it had to be your doing.

Oh, and by the way, exactly when were you planning on scooping me about your

sage curse major?

Neb, why don't you stay back until he's not here?

Oops, my blip.

You know, even though Xenon might have thought you were a little shallow and

self -centered, I just wanted to be clear that those are two qualities I

personally don't have a problem with.

Dasha, honey, whatever happens between us in the future, always remember that

chose you.

And if you ever have a moment where you doubt that we love you, promise you'll

come and talk to us before you take off and leave the planet again.

And as our daughter, young lady, you're going to have a number of important new

responsibilities, including walking.

She's for me?

Oh, my.

I just hope you have better luck training her than I have.

Every single time I see you, your eyes take me away.

I don't really know what this is going to lead to, but it's like

I'm floating in space.

I'm planning to build here on Mars.

Mr. Number, if you thought Selina was hard to handle, let me just point out to

you that Mars is the god of war.

Oh, really? Why don't you ask?

Some people just never learn.

Oh, but you do?

Definitely.

I think that learning to be open to new experiences is the macro best part about

growing up.

Not one lunar condo or Big Bang Burger in sight.

Pretty stellar, huh?

You hit me like a cosmic blast You've given me a technicolor world Putting

me in overdrive Speed of light, I'm so alive Could you be my supernova girl?