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[MUSIC PLAYING]

[WATER RUNNING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR CREAKING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[KNOCKING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Good morning, baby.

What are you doing up so early?

Well, it is a beautiful day and the sun is shining.

I got something for you.

Oh, my god.

What is it?

Guess.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Why aren't you in the living room?

Oh, my god.

It's too early to play guessing games.

Should I make you some coffee?

No, thanks.

I probably should, or you're just going to drink mine.

No, it's all right.

Take a look at me.

Huh?

How about a hint?

Do you notice anything different?

No.

I mean, you look as handsome as you always do.

Come on.

Let me see those guess.

You've lost weight?

Maybe I should make you breakfast.

No, no, no, no, no.

Come here.

Come here.

As of today, I am officially a free man.

So let's go shopping.

Let's get some dinner.

And then later we can go dancing.

What do you think?

You've been a free man, sweetheart.

I mean, your divorce was finalized a year ago.

Yeah, but-- OK.

So today Laura finally came by to pick up

the rest of her things, which means--

Oh, whoa.

I'm officially free.

Wow.

Well, I brought some of her things for you.

Oh.

Well, I'm sure that we can take them to charity later.

That would be great.

Charity?

Please, God.

I want you to have them.

I'm hardly in need.

Well, some of these dresses have only been worn a few times.

And I know how you always like to compliment Laura

on her style.

Well, yes.

I mean, she always looked lovely in them.

But I don't feel like they're appropriate for a woman

of my age.

You're right.

They look better on you.

Go ahead.

Sit down.

Try the bumble.

Oh.

Have some coffee.

Thank you.

This one looks familiar.

Her birthday present from last year.

You helped me pick it out.

I did.

Obviously, she didn't love it.

She did.

She was probably just trying to write herself

of any memory of me.

You.

Us, I guess.

Which is probably exactly what we should do as well.

Come on.

Don't be like that.

These are designer dresses.

They were expensive.

Please just try them on and give me a chance.

[SIGHS]

OK, but--

I mean, they're just--

they're short.

They're flashy.

It's just-- they're not my style.

It's just not me.

I'll tell you.

Honestly, whether they look good on you or not,

just please give them a chance.

OK.

If you promise to be completely honest with me.

You're never going to know until you try them on.

OK.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DOOR OPENS]

Bella, how's single life?

I'm treating you.

It's great.

I mean, living without Laura's rules, it's amazing.

I basically do whatever I want, when I want, however I want.

And I've been actually going to the gym a lot lately.

You know, just trying to get back in shape.

Really?

Who's thinking about joining a gym?

How do you like yours?

A gym?

Really?

What for?

I've got it on.

Oh, cool.

Let's see it.

OK.

Coming.

Wow.

That looks great.

Yeah, well, I was just thinking maybe I could tone up a little bit.

Maybe you could show me how to lift some weights or something.

I mean, sure, if you want.

But I just don't know how we're going to improve on the fat check.

Oh, come on.

Well, come on.

Let's see what else you can find in the box.

OK.

Let's just see.

Let's see what I can see.

[WHISPERING]

This is--

Oh.

What, what, what, what?

What's the matter?

I think that you accidentally put a pair of Laura's underwear

in the box.

I'm sorry.

Was that inappropriate?

Oh, you think?

I-- well, I just--

I don't see what the problem is.

They're clean.

A thong?

Seriously?

That's what you think I would wear?

Well, Laura told me that her mom wears thongs.

I just--

Well, it's not technically a thong.

It's a lingerie.

It's a piece-- it's a--

it's from a store in Paris.

It's a piece of fabric.

I mean, it nearly cost me $100, and Laura only wore it once.

What's your--

Look, I would not wear a pair of used underwear, especially

your ex-wife's, Chad.

You're joking?

No.

Your swimsuit is from a secondhand store.

OK, that is completely different.

I don't see what the difference is.

Your swimsuit or Laura's underwear,

as long as it's gone through the wash, what's the difference?

Do you honestly think that your stepmother

should be wearing a thong?

Um, I don't think that you bought anything new

for yourself in quite a while.

And this is-- everything is practically new,

so why not take advantage of everything since it's free?

I didn't mean anything by it.

OK, obviously I've offended you, and I've overstepped the line.

I'm sorry about that.

I guess we should just celebrate another day.

Look, it's OK.

No, no, no, I get it.

I get it.

I said some stupid things.

I brought over some horrible box of memories of Laura and I

that, you know, they are just terrible memories.

So, you know, it's OK.

I'll go.

We can celebrate tomorrow.

And that's that.

No, look, no, really.

It's all right.

It's just-- it's me.

Look, I'm being ungrateful.

No, more like ridiculous.

Please forgive me.

I just-- I overthink everything.

You were being so kind to bring these fine things over.

And thank you, sweetheart.

No, you were right.

Laura was a terrible, terrible person to us.

You know, and I should take this box

and probably throw it in the burning barrel.

I think that's a little theatrical.

Absolutely not.

You know, let's go ahead and set this for another date, OK?

And you go ahead and enjoy your day.

And bye.

No, no, no, Chad, don't.

Look, this is my own insecurities that are the problem here.

And I don't want you to go.

I really wanted to spend the day with you.

So just stay.

Fine.

Go change into your usual clothes.

And we'll forget that I brought you

this nice box of very expensive free items.

Well, I was thinking if you thought

I looked OK in this dress, maybe I could wear it out.

Really?

Maybe we should make some new memories in this dress.

Come on.

Let's go.

Go.

So much fun.

Oh, but my feet.

Oh my god, you're killing me.

You should get up on your own.

No.

No?

OK, Mom, listen.

No, no, we're going to get you some tea and get you to bed.

Tea?

I'll bring you some tea, OK?

This is not nearly as much fun.

I'll bring you some tea.

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

I'll get my photos.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my goodness.

That's relief.

Such a gentleman.

[SIGHS]

Oh.

Look what we have here.

Stop.

What are you doing?

Stop.

I'm just having a little bit of fun.

Come on, that's enough.

I was just trying to be helpful.

Wow.

Woo.

Wow.

Oh.

You know, who am I to judge a woman for wearing a thong

when you're just trying to avoid panty lines

and I've gone my whole life going all natural?

Oh, how do they go?

Ah, they feel kind of marvelous.

It's kind of like someone has a grip on me down there though.

Ah, you know, maybe you're right.

I should throw out all of my cotton panties

and replace them with nice lacy thongs.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, if I'm going to be wearing

those tight fitting dresses in that box,

I'm not going to want to have a panty line.

And maybe I was wrong.

Maybe they're more civilized than I thought.

Well, I do hear that it's kind of a fashion faux pas

to show panty lines in a dress.

Listen, you know, tonight for the first time in a long time,

I felt really beautiful.

Well, I mean, all eyes were on you

and I've never even seen you dance like that.

Well, maybe this dress made me feel a little more confident.

You certainly danced with that pink shirt guy

pretty confidently.

Oh, is my boy jealous?

Of him?

Hell no.

He dances the tango, wears a pink shirt.

I'm pretty sure it's gay.

Oh, I can fully assure you he is definitely not gay.

And how do you know for sure?

Well, we were dancing awfully closely

and a man's body never lies.

All right.

Well, I should go home.

OK?

Oh, no, no.

Please don't go.

I was just kidding around.

Don't go.

Uh-uh.

Thank you.

Just stay with me tonight.

[SIGHS]

So what did Mr. Tango whisper in your ear?

Oh, he said, I need to see you again.

Really?

Yeah, but of course I won't.

Why is that?

He's not your type?

Oh, I'm not sure if I have a type.

I hadn't really thought about it.

Well, I wouldn't date him.

No, he's much younger than I am.

What does age have to do with a match?

Well, you know, younger guys have bigger appetite for--

well, that's all I'm saying.

I fear you're referring to sex drive.

I mean, I'll have you know that mine went through the roof

after 35.

Just because a woman's older doesn't mean her needs

diminish.

Really?

Laura was constantly trying to put me off about her age

and also that I would hurt her.

Hurt her?

I'm a lot to handle.

I'm sorry.

I don't understand.

My size is down there.

Oh, sure.

Well, I mean, your father was quite large too.

OK.

OK.

We should change the subject.

Oh, come on.

You brought it up.

We're both adults here.

I think it's kind of interesting to hear

that Laura was such a cold fish.

That would explain why it was maybe so difficult to live

with her during the last years of your relationship.

I miss her sometimes.

You do?

Well, not romantically, hell no.

After I found out about her and her boss,

I could never trust her again.

I could never love her again romantically.

But I kind of wish that we loved each other as friends.

Don't you ever get lonely?

Yeah.

I mean, but I have you.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, what do you suppose we start fresh?

John and his wife met each other on a dating site.

A dating site?

What?

Look, all the good men my age are taken.

And besides, who would be able to live up

to my impossible standards?

I'll be the first to admit that I am a hopeless cause.

I'm just destined to live alone.

No, no, no.

That's absurd.

Besides, like you said, you have me.

And hell, I mean, I'd date you if it wasn't for, you know--

Yeah.

You would?

I mean, yeah, you're perfect.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You don't know how perfect you are.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come here.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

I'm so sorry!

Oh, god, I'm so-- are you OK?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, now I'm good.

OK.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm-- oh, my god.

I'm such a cunt.

Listen, it's OK.

It's OK.

Hey, I don't want to go dancing with you again.

You don't?

I don't want to see you without a gun.

Oh.

Listen, I-- I need to be the woman to quell your own dance floor.

I need to be the one that makes you laugh.

And I need-- I need you.

And I-- I don't want other men seeing what I--

what I see in you.

Listen to me.

All I see is you in me.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSING]

[KISSING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, my god.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, god.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, god.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, yeah.

That's what those lungs feel like.

Oh, that grip right there.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, my god.

What about--

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, my god.

How do you get out of these stresses?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSING]

Yes, please.

Oh, it's so tight.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Peel these wet pants off of you.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Feel too bad.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Good, thank you.

Nice and all.

Just stay right there.

Oh, good.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, my god.

Look at that.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, it's a beautiful penis.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

I think that's bigger than your father's.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

How do you like mommy's mouth wrapped around my cock?

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

This thing is silly.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

Look at that.

It's so fucking pretty.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

I love you.

I love you, too.

My body burns for you.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Even when I was with your father,

I would lay next to him, touch myself,

and imagine it was your hands.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Do you want me?

Yes.

You?

Yes.

So--

Oh, my god, that's a lovely piece of work.

Wow.

Fuck you.

Oh, my goodness, Chad.

[INAUDIBLE]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, my god.

Shit.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, god.

Look at this.

[GASPING]

Look at that beautiful fucking cock.

Oh, my god, yes.

[GASPING]

That's a beautiful thing.

[GASPING]

Something like that.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

That feels amazing.

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Wow.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, fuck.

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, my god, yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, my god.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Fuck.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh.

[INAUDIBLE]

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes, please.

Please.

Oh, my god, yes.

[GASPING]

So good.

[INAUDIBLE]

Please.

Oh, right there.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, my god.

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Yes, yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

Yes.

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

Yes, just like that.

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Yes, yes.

Yes.

[GASPING]

Oh, oh, oh, yes, let me feel it.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

So good.

Oh, my god.

Oh, I love you.

[KISSING]

Yes, it's just--

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

Oh, it's so good.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

Oh, my--

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh.

Oh.

[INAUDIBLE]

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[GASPING]

[GROANING]

[CLAPPING]

[GROANING]

Yeah.

[GASPING]

Look at you.

[GROANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, you don't like that.

Oh, my god.

That's--

[GASPING]

You should have--

So fucking funny.

Yes.

Go for it.

Just do that.

Do that.

Oh, my god.

Yes, baby.

Right there.

[GASPING]

You're going to make me come.

So good, so good, so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

Yes.

Oh, you should--

Yes, yes.

Look at that.

Oh, my god.

I love it.

Yes, please, please, please, please.

[GASPING]

OK.

[INAUDIBLE]

Good, good, good.

Take it, take it, take it.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Please, please, please, please.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

You're just fucking--

Oh, my god.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

She's so deep.

So good.

Oh, you want to do--

Yeah, yeah.

Other way.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

Tell mommy I want to take her pussy.

Oh, fuck yeah.

That's it.

That works, that works.

It's going to make a mess.

Fuck yes.

Yes, yes.

Right there, right there, right there.

See?

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

[GASPING]

Wait.

That's because I'm coming.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[GASPING]

Holy shit, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes.

Yes, my god.

Come on.

Yes, you want to--

Let's get back.

Get back in there.

Get back in.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Right there, right there, right there.

Yes, child.

Just take it.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Wait.

[GASPING]

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

What?

Yes.

Holy shit.

Yeah, fucker.

Yeah.

Give me the jacket.

Oh, my god.

This is going to work.

[GROANING]

[BLOWING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

[GROANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[GROANING]

Fucker.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes.

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, my god.

Yes, please.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

[GASPING]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

[GASPING]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, please.

Yes.

Yes.

Right there.

Right there.

[GROANING]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Right there.

Don't use-- don't use the--

[GROANING]

[GASPING]

Oh, god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, uh-huh.

I like that.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, my god.

[GASPING]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

[GROANING]

So-- oh, my--

[GASPING]

Oh, wow.

[GASPING]

I like that.

[GROANING]

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Don't you dare stop.

Don't--

[GROANING]

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my shit.

No.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

I can't stop.

I can't stop.

Yes.

[CLAP]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

Yes.

Yes.

[GASPING]

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Take it.

Take it.

Yes.

Take it.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Take it.

[GROANING]

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Come here.

Come here.

Oh.

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Holy shit.

No.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Shit.

[GASPING]

Damn.

[GASPING]

Oh.

Damn.

[GASPING]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

[GASPING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Who's that?

What does she want?

Doesn't matter.

She's an old memory I'm trying to forget.

Let's make some new memories.

Yes.

Yeah.

Grab another dress out of the box.

Let's play a little more.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, so much fun.

No more thongs.

[GIGGLING]

Oh.

Perfect.

Hold on.

There's so much dress under here.

[GASPING]

[LAUGHTER]