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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,150 --> 00:00:09,930 Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick. 2 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:13,930 A week's work makes me a depressed man. He stinks of fish gut. 3 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:18,210 Five, ten, like, two laurel. 4 00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:19,530 Well, fifty. 5 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:20,610 Ten, fifteen, 6 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:22,310 sixteen. 7 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:23,889 Sixteen, fifty. 8 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:24,589 I'm done. 9 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,090 Boy, we've been working all week, like. 10 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:31,130 Stop giving away so much fish for free. No, boy, then we'd just be as bad as the 11 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,130 rich pricks. Yeah, that Bezos prick. 12 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:36,790 I was running drinks. 13 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,410 Yeah, please, thanks. 14 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:39,610 No worries. 15 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:40,990 Man! 16 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:43,770 Man, we're talking. Do you need a drink? 17 00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:46,650 Any juice? 18 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:49,550 Maraid! 19 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:52,470 Maraid! 20 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:54,370 Maraid! Man! 21 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:56,330 What's she doing, boy? 22 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:58,410 It's the middle of the day and we want something. 23 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:00,230 She's hardly dead, is she? 24 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:02,410 No, if she was dead, she'd be haunting us by now. 25 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,150 Man! 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 What the f**k? 27 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,040 What's going on? 28 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,760 What's that? 29 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,340 What did he say? 30 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,020 What? 31 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,180 What? 32 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,880 Stop! That is disgusting! 33 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,260 Oh, Jesus Christ! 34 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:31,940 Martin, 35 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,300 boy! Stop smiling, boy! 36 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:40,080 It seems like everyone was added a pair from us. 37 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:41,940 Hello. 38 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,880 Wait, how many times have you had to ride? 39 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:48,470 Since we got out of prison. 40 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,970 I don't know. Did your hand jobs count? 41 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:52,390 Depends on who gave them to you, like. 42 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:53,610 I don't know. 43 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:57,470 They were with my left hand, though, some of them. Still doesn't count, boy. 44 00:01:57,470 --> 00:01:58,830 know. Zero for sure. 45 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:00,070 I'm zero too. 46 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:03,830 Have you ever tried sitting on your hand? We can't live like this, boy. 47 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:07,470 to yourself, all right? We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy. Women. 48 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:11,150 Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy. I know. Can't we have? No, we 49 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:13,770 have to. We have to go out in the pool, boy. All the apps are just full of cats. 50 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:17,210 Oh, we don't need apps, boy. We're going old school, okay? We're going old 51 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:19,270 school, all right? All right. Pubs, clubs, 52 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,410 chippers and schools. 53 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,210 Yeah. Or schools. 54 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:24,630 Yeah, mams only. 55 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:25,749 Mams only. 56 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:29,190 All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay? No. We're better than 57 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,790 that, boy. I mean, we're lads. We're lads of cock. 58 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:36,830 We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away. We stand up and we say 59 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:37,970 enough. Is enough! 60 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:40,210 Now you look at me, boy! 61 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,270 We are going out into that town! 62 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:45,350 And we are not coming back until we have SDI! 63 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:51,950 Get changed. 64 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:54,450 Now we should probably get changed. 65 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,010 Now we get changed. 66 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,760 What are you doing boy? 67 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,180 Let 68 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:37,060 me 69 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:38,060 hit you with something. 70 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:40,960 Something slow, something lovely. 71 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,740 See like this country. 72 00:03:54,019 --> 00:03:55,019 Right, boy. 73 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,900 It's all about the four C's, yeah? 74 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,160 Confidence, compliments, crack. 75 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,360 Now, what's the fourth one? 76 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,640 Yeah, I know I know it, boy. 77 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,320 Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hood. Yeah. Well, like, 78 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:09,000 you don't want to come on too strong, either. No, no, no. Definitely don't 79 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 on too strong. 80 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,900 But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too. 81 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:17,180 I don't know if I get paid for troubling up giving it away for free, like. What 82 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,180 did I just say? 83 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,279 Confidence, right? 84 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,540 It's the summer, town's full of bjorns, right? All we have to do is find two 85 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:26,400 rich... Shut the fuck up, Cian! 86 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,400 Find somewhere else to practice. 87 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:32,640 Two rich, out -of -town bjorns, show them a good time and then at the end, 88 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,720 know, we steal a few things. 89 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,260 So two lucky ladies will get their haul away with two of the best -looking lads 90 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:42,580 in Cork. Then in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care 91 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:47,100 about. So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery? No, 92 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:48,059 no, right? 93 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,980 Cain, Cain, we're on the breadline, all right? 94 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 95 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,300 It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery. But that 96 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:58,580 sparkly piece of jewellery, boy, could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and 97 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:02,720 poverty. All right, so we're stealing from them. Yeah. But in a good way. 98 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,600 Exactly. All right. And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so 99 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,600 everybody wins. 100 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,140 Insurance? Yeah, like insurance insurance. 101 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,410 So when you pay someone money, and then if anything happens to your stuff or 102 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:18,170 your money, then that person has to pay you back? You're telling me some people 103 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:21,990 are so rich that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their 104 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,850 just so they can get their original money back? 105 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:24,849 Yeah, exactly. 106 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,610 All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick. 107 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,310 No, boy, that is what it is. 108 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:32,750 Pulling women can be complicated, but not if you use jocks easy to follow 109 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,650 He calls them the four Cs. 110 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,630 Firstly, you compliment. 111 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:39,570 Secondly, you make them laugh. 112 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,830 He calls that the crash. 113 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:45,990 Third, you conquer them with confidence. 114 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:48,850 Ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity. 115 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:54,530 And if all else fails, which of course it rarely does, it's time for the 116 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:56,030 mysterious fourth C. 117 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:59,610 Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met. 118 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:03,890 But the truth is, that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get to. 119 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:07,870 My strategy is slightly different to Jock, but just as effective. 120 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,490 What are you doing, boy? I'm not homeless. 121 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:16,350 I find that just simply listening to what women have to say gets them in bed 122 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:17,350 every time. 123 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:20,290 What's even the point in having a boyfriend if he's not even going to talk 124 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:23,390 you? Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions. 125 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,350 Just not my bed. 126 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:26,850 Who have you got? 127 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:28,210 The community. 128 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:29,950 I do love her. 129 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,910 And you think it might be good for her to know that? 130 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:44,340 Good stuff. 131 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,000 Have a good one, Harry. You know, boy, I think if those two work on their 132 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,620 communication, they should be all right. 133 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,880 Yeah. Why am I getting worried about you? 134 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,640 I'm already after shifting three beers, and look, I've stolen five light doors. 135 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,500 You know, boy, I've lost my spare. 136 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,900 What? No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay? It's 137 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:03,780 like getting washed after, like... Wait, wait, wait! 138 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,980 I took the bad head off you, you prick! 139 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,240 Are you all right, Gordon? 140 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,119 You OK? 141 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,060 No, we're not OK. We've just been mugged. No, no, you haven't. They 142 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,100 Look, did you have everything? 143 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right? 144 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,660 You mean the boys? You mean the boys? 145 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,240 He's speaking Gaelic. Do you know why? He's actually just worried that... 146 00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:26,520 Fine women such as yourselves are getting taken advantage of like that. 147 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,520 sorry about that. 148 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:30,420 Terrible. Two boys having a gas through the city, got to be safe in these 149 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:32,220 alleyways, like some savoury type. 150 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:37,020 So is that Gaelic? Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, it's Irish, yeah, yeah, yeah, 151 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,880 yeah. Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you. 152 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,280 Oh, a drink? 153 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:45,860 Yeah, absolutely, that's unbelievable, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I wore a show on 154 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,560 us. Oh, are you sure? 155 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:51,030 Yes, of course, no doubt. You're not sharp as if two women want to buy us a 156 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:54,370 drink. That's their body, their child. Yeah, surely. But no, no, we do insist. 157 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:58,290 We do insist. I'm sorry about that. We'd love to. Well, we're not going to turn 158 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:01,290 down a free drink. Yeah, why would you? Because you're not a fucking idiot. 159 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:06,170 I'm Charlotte, by the way. She's an influencer. 160 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:07,890 Had over 100 ,000 followers. 161 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:10,330 Charlotte, nice to meet you. My name's Jack. 162 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,030 Emma. Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma. 163 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:14,830 Beautiful, Emma. Whoa. 164 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,690 Hiya. Yeah, come on. Oh, 165 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,670 sorry. You smell really like fruit. 166 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:21,930 Thank you. 167 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:25,230 After you, girls. 168 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,630 Thank you. 169 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:28,310 What are you doing? 170 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:31,430 What? What are you doing, boy? We can't afford these drinks. 171 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:34,429 Yeah, obviously not, boy. We're going to have to steal them. But look, we can't 172 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:36,049 have them thinking we're grifters, all right? Yeah, yeah. 173 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:38,970 They're hot, rich and clueless, boy. Perfect. 174 00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:44,190 Really? Yeah, boy. We're going to get our hole and make a mint. You watch. 175 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:45,730 Me a pervert. 176 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 We don't want to watch. 177 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,940 You didn't mean that, you fool. 178 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,840 I'm not watching you riding so much. 179 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,420 Wait, let's go get a drink. 180 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,380 Gordon, you head upstairs there and we'll get you a drink, all right? 181 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,680 All right, bye. 182 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,060 See you in a bit. 183 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,640 The jackpot. 184 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:05,800 Holy shit, mate. 185 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,600 We're going to rob a tan. 186 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,260 What? No, mate, I'm showing you how rich they are. 187 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,020 All right. 188 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,080 Shit, mate. 189 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,920 Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors. 190 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:25,780 But love is not cheap, and the most expensive part is dating. 191 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:28,620 And the most expensive part of that is drinking. 192 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:33,100 Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones. And everyone knows 193 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,860 are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name. 194 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,040 Great ladies! 195 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,080 Here we are. 196 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,080 This is on our tab to go eventually. 197 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,540 Really? Yeah. 198 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,580 We'd assumed you'd done a runner. 199 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,040 No, you're stuck with us now. 200 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,460 Oh, we'll see about that. 201 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,320 Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah? Cheers, muggers! 202 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:53,580 Cheers! 203 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,240 That is savage. 204 00:09:58,700 --> 00:09:59,700 Unbelievable. 205 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,880 Is that lipstick? 206 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,140 Yes, a part of the presentation. 207 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,580 Yeah, it's called a kiss from cock. 208 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:10,170 Thank you. Ah, a kiss from Cork. 209 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,850 Hopefully not the last. 210 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:16,590 Are we having a crack? 211 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:19,050 Thank you, guys. 212 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,890 Welcome to the crack. 213 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:23,590 Mmm. 214 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,230 Ah. 215 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:33,610 Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way. 216 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:34,830 Yeah. Yeah. 217 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,780 Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this? 218 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,060 Oh, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 219 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:43,880 Peace! 220 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,300 Yeah! 221 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,640 Yeah! 222 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,540 Don't spoil your app, please. 223 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:57,120 Oh, here we go. 224 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:58,900 Thanks, mate. 225 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:05,580 What are you doing with that thing, mate? He's just burning the shit out of 226 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,860 Why is this place so posh? They just burn the food for the crack, do they? 227 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,520 Thank you. Where do you think you're going? Now! 228 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,660 Pudding? What? No, we have to send that back. 229 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,320 The fellas after the burn at the top of the thing. Here, look. 230 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,500 What you can't do. No, it's meant to be like that. 231 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:24,600 Or this fire custard. 232 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,000 Yes, no, we did. 233 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,480 Usually we get it rare. 234 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,720 Usually rare for us, yeah. 235 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,020 No. Right. 236 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,300 Yeah. 237 00:11:42,749 --> 00:11:43,930 Oh my God. 238 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:50,070 Man, that's... Oh my God, it's so hard and tough at the same time. 239 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,089 What? 240 00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,290 Oh, that's amazing, man. 241 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:54,910 Oh. 242 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,130 Oh. Oh, man. 243 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,490 Fucking hell. 244 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:08,050 So do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us? 245 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:15,310 Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please that sounds right. Yeah We can we can do 246 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:19,450 that and I why don't we do that to him and we'll meet you today. Thank you. Oh 247 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:20,870 Hey, 248 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:27,450 thank you. I hope that taste it. Okay, it was grand 249 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,140 You're out of your shell, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 250 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440 One, 251 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,560 two. 252 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,040 What are we going to do? We can't afford all this. 253 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,500 I don't know, boy. Don't you know the plan? 254 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,320 What? I was following you. 255 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,440 You just said, we'll get this. 256 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,259 Holy shit. 257 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,100 I'm sorry, boy, all right? No, Jack, look. 258 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,860 I'd hate it. It'd hate it to get your breath back. 259 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,220 Here, go back. 260 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,940 I'm not going to lie to you, Harry. 261 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,460 We're not actually rich. Yeah, no shit. 262 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,460 We were trying to show you a good time, so we weren't making the most of it. We 263 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,460 ran out on the bill. 264 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,920 And whose cash is that? 265 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,500 I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah? So you stole 266 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:43,480 it? We stole it. We did steal it. I'm not going to prison for some petty 267 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,040 Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time. 268 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,520 This is so bloody authentic. 269 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:52,540 Fine. But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested. 270 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,000 Deal. Deal. 271 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,460 Deal. 272 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,320 We can get out of this pissy alleyway. 273 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,080 We can all go back to our hotel. 274 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:02,980 Yeah. Yeah. 275 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,760 All right. 276 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,660 All right. All right. 277 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,600 Holy shit, boys. 278 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,380 There's no cork at the palace. 279 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,960 Are you seeing this, guys? 280 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,220 Are we lost, gentlemen? 281 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,620 It's okay. 282 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,740 They're Irish. 283 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,800 And they're with us. 284 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,800 Yeah. We're Irish. 285 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,140 And we're with them. 286 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,990 They're being so massive, my feet don't even come off the end. 287 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,870 Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds, then? 288 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,410 No. What? 289 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,270 Do you think Conor's all right? He's been in there for a while. Should I go 290 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:57,949 check on him? 291 00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:58,709 You relax. 292 00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,730 I'll check on him, all right? 293 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:01,850 Conor! 294 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,090 Conor, will you please go sit near him? 295 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:09,950 Boy, we never get a hold of you. Sync up the place, boy. I did, boy. You know I 296 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,090 only take a shit twice a week. 297 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,370 I'm loading up. 298 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:19,030 Body wash, boy. 299 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,350 A vanity kit. A mammoth, a conditioner. 300 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:25,190 Two questions, boy. 301 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:26,910 Boys, 302 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,790 who's using that hair? 303 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,130 A what? 304 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,050 What? 305 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,269 Oui, oui. 306 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,590 Yeah. We're coming. 307 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:36,950 Yeah. 308 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,050 Do you want a Chinese? 309 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,350 Yeah. 310 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,530 Oh. 311 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,970 Oh, Cain. 312 00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:49,590 Yeah. Cain, you got to do this, boy. 313 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,950 I never felt like anything like this in my life. 314 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,190 No, yeah, boy. 315 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,350 I don't like getting my bits out. 316 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,530 Boy, just cover yourself with a towel. 317 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,030 I'm not doing it, all right, Jack? 318 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:09,689 What? 319 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:30,710 Rich people get other people to clip their toenails? 320 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,990 Yeah. 321 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,420 Sorry about earlier. 322 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,300 It's okay. 323 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,260 Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile? 324 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,280 There's something in my water. 325 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,280 Oh, that's cucumber. 326 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,700 I don't think we have that in Ireland. 327 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,300 Jeez, but I could get used to being rich. 328 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,900 I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi. 329 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,840 Are you coming? 330 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,599 I could do that, yeah. 331 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,579 Oh, boy, that's warm. 332 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,700 That's nice, isn't it? Will I get a photo of you? 333 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,940 I'll go get my photo. 334 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,220 No, 335 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,960 I shouldn't ask her to pedigree. You might say that. 336 00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,579 No, 337 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,100 I'm going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cork City. 338 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,700 Don't worry. 339 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,100 If you can't swim, it doesn't matter. It's not that deep. 340 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,259 I can't swim. 341 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,180 No, we can all swim. We can all swim. Can't we just get in and stop being 342 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,360 See you tomorrow, mate. 343 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,060 See you tomorrow. 344 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,520 All right. Come on. 345 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,700 Stop. I don't want any of that. 346 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,280 It's all you mentioned, mate. 347 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520 All that. 348 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,460 Just getting to be caught. 349 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,520 What are you wearing, mate? 350 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,100 What are you wearing? 351 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,380 Don't even laugh, mate. 352 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,660 What are those things, mate? Just come in, man. 353 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:10,550 What are you wearing? I didn't have any clean ones. I didn't know you'd be 354 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,429 seeing them today. 355 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:14,310 I only have lavish. Come on, boy. I think they're sweet. 356 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,570 Really? Yeah. 357 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,470 Is it too hot? 358 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:22,930 No, it's nice and warm. 359 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,990 Very good. 360 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:27,950 Be careful. 361 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,050 It is actually quite hot. 362 00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,600 Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike. 363 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:04,720 It's exciting, risky, but at a certain point, You just got to do it. 364 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,380 Oh, God. 365 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,660 I'm so indigenous. 366 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,780 Then you got to do it again. 367 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,340 Oh, God. 368 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,940 Never have I ever been to prison. 369 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,080 Really? 370 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:35,250 Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad. It was just a bit of a misunderstanding. 371 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:40,030 You're not a young offender anymore. You're an adult and an international 372 00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,850 smuggler. You're sentenced to six years in prison. 373 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,550 Yes, it wasn't even our fault. 374 00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:45,770 Oh, 375 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:50,910 gosh, excuse me. It's Daddy. 376 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,230 Oh, Daddy. 377 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,550 I know. 378 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,670 My dad's dead. 379 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,270 Oh. 380 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,550 Should we leave? I'll go check on him. No, no, no, I'll leave it to me. 381 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,830 Enjoy yourselves, all right? 382 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,050 All right. 383 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:24,710 You all right? 384 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,210 No. What happened? 385 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,890 Being made by a fucking arsehole happened. 386 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,530 My dad was a prick too. 387 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:34,910 What about your mum? 388 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,610 She's actually dead. 389 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:39,649 I'm sorry. 390 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,410 So are you sorry for you didn't kill her, did you? 391 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,250 I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did. 392 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,770 Did you? 393 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,590 No. Okay. 394 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,630 I'm sorry. 395 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,850 Should we maybe check on them? 396 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,340 Or I'd leave it to them. 397 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:07,900 Unless that's not the custom here. 398 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,920 I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest. 399 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,600 I eat a lot of oysters there. 400 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,500 You're not that bad, you know. 401 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,380 Despite all the stealing. 402 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,740 I'm not really in the mood anymore. 403 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,900 Sorry. 404 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,060 Don't worry about it. 405 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:32,930 Me neither, to be honest. 406 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,970 I fairly wrecked after the massage. 407 00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,190 Is it supposed to do that to you? 408 00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:44,010 I'd still like you to spend the night. 409 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,310 All right. 410 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,470 Can I borrow your toothbrush, though? 411 00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,170 I don't think we should have sex anymore. 412 00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,110 It didn't even cross my mind. 413 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,070 You can still tell Jock we did it, if you like. 414 00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:04,770 Thanks. Want a spoon? 415 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:08,270 Can I have a wee teaspoon? 416 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,070 Do you want me to put back the shambles? 417 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,180 Where's Charlotte, boy? Huh? 418 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:11,660 Where's Charlotte? 419 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:12,740 I don't know, boy. 420 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Where's Emma? 421 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,520 I don't know, boy. It's not me. 422 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,720 Emma! 423 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,760 Charlotte! Emma! 424 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,280 What'd you do with your chain, boy? 425 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,840 Chain? 426 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,740 What'd you do with your chain? 427 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,020 Huh? 428 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 What do you mean? 429 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,160 Where's your watch? 430 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,820 Boy. Charlotte! 431 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,460 Emma! 432 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:40,190 Hey, buddy, where'd you put the cash? 433 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:41,790 I didn't touch the cash. You had the cash. 434 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:44,190 Where'd you put the cash? I didn't touch the cash. 435 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,510 Where's my phone, kind? 436 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:47,730 Where's my phone? 437 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:49,270 It's on the table there. 438 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,950 Where's my phone? It's on the table. Why don't you open your ears? 439 00:23:54,610 --> 00:23:55,650 Charlie! Hey, man! 440 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,490 Hey, man! 441 00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:58,990 They must have it for you. They've got it. 442 00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:02,830 Kind, kind, kind. 443 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:07,590 Dad. Who's that? 444 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,320 That's Charlie. 445 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,560 Isn't that right, Emma? 446 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,640 That's Emma. That's them, boy. But better looking. 447 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,560 They're from Cork. 448 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,180 Oi! 449 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:31,920 That's our money, boy! 450 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,940 Traitors, boy. Little rat -bite. 451 00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:39,690 And I did want to pop my Irish cherry. 452 00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:41,830 Deceived by your own? 453 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:44,490 Lovely lad, thanks for covering the hotel. 454 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,650 Emma, spoon me and everything if that is your real name. 455 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:51,730 Boy, we'd never have done that to them. Never. There's some things we would do, 456 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:55,190 but we would never have done that. Not in a million years, boy. I'm joking, 457 00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:58,210 But what are they on about as well? Thanks for covering the hotel. 458 00:24:58,610 --> 00:24:59,870 No, we didn't cover the room. 459 00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:02,830 Covering, what does that even mean? Oh, yeah, that's what's in the room. 460 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:06,510 How much? 461 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:07,810 Two thousand. 462 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,200 They didn't buy the hotel room. I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse. 463 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,580 The penthouse? 464 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,320 It wasn't our fault, ma 'am. It was Charlotte and Emma. 465 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,120 Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma? 466 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,740 They were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and going to give us a 467 00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:23,240 ride. Two grand for the ride? 468 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,820 Not a hope I'm paying this. 469 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:27,340 I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night. 470 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,020 Are their names on the reservation? 471 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,220 No. Yeah, no. We're out of here. Let's go. 472 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,460 Tell me you actually did get the ride. 473 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:40,370 On our fight, we were robbed. 474 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,470 Catfished by a couple of girls. Oh, right. We got insurance. 475 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,970 What the hell do you think insurance actually is? 476 00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:48,290 Well, we got you shampoo. 477 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,470 I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing. 478 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:55,470 As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing. 479 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,490 But we did get SDIs from the hot tub. 480 00:25:58,770 --> 00:25:59,970 But not one of the bad ones. 481 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,210 Just an itchy knob. 33079

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