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IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE...

MY ROBOT BROTHER

He thought about how he had been persecuted and scorned,

and now he heard them all call him the most beautiful of all beautiful birds.

The lilacs dipped their clusters into the stream before him,

and the sun shone so warm and so heartening.

He rustled his feathers and held his slender neck high, as he cried out:

Robbi, shut up!

But, Alberte, it's your favorite fairytale.

When I was like 5. But that was 7 years ago.

Yes, time flies.

Hey, am I not even allowed to carty the tray anymore?

¤a¤¤¤¤¤ n¤¤ an¤ m¤¤¤ a¤¤an¤¤d ¤u¤an¤i¤: ¤a¤¤¤ ¤¤¤.

Welcome to the future. You will never be lonely again.

Starts at only 99,995 euro.

- Lunch for Richard. - Liza! What's the meaning of life?

Buddhism says it's being present and creating meaningful relations to others.

That's so lame.

That was rude, Henrik. I have advised school management.

Richard, get a handle on your G19's parental control. It's running wild.

My dad locked the settings, so I can't change anything.

- Let's sit with the other kids today. - Forget it.

- Why? - Because it's too awkward.

Liza, say it in Finnish.

Sen on oltava lasna autenttisesti ja luotava...

They'd find your company enchanting, especially if I tell a fairy tale.

Yeah right.

Wonderlump! You won't regret it.

No, Robbi!

- Seen the commercial for the new G20? - I'm on the waiting list to get one.

- Yet another lie, Henrik. - I'll be the first in Denmark to get one.

- Hi. Do you want to hear a faity tale? - Dumb robot.

Control your teddy bear!

Another rude remark. You're one comment away from meditation.

Stand by, Povl!

- Are you my friend? - No, you can't be friends with scrap.

Of course, you can. Do you know the faity tale of The Ugly Buckling?

- Robbi... - Don't you mean The Ugly Duckling?

- That's what I'm saying. - He has issues with his autocorrect.

No, I don't.

The faity tale is about an ugly buckling that grows up to be a beautiful swamp.

Robbi, shut up!

Activate, Povl.

- That was so awkward. - It was fun. Let's go sit with them.

- No, Robbi! - If I promise to not say a word?

You can't. You're programmed to tell bedtime stories.

That's true.

Alberte, do you think I can be upgraded to a G19?

- Hi, Connie! - No, Robbi.

What if I get a new processor? Bent! Good to see you!

You are a G13. Your hardware is not compatible.

- But I'm still very champagne. - Whatever.

- Are you mad? - No.

- Happy? - No.

- Are you... - Robbi, I just feel down, okay!

I know how you feel.

Alberte, your blood sugar is low. I will print you a sandwich.

I'd rather have a milkshake!

- You look lovely today, House. - Thank you, Robbi!

That's a perfectly printed Kobe beef.

Bitten, this sauce is amazing! Did you code it yourself?

Let me guess... It's... passion fruit!

Torben has the best taste buds! It's crazy.

- You have the wildest taste buds! - Yes, but it's tricky.

You might think saffron. I don't know if you can taste it.

But it tingles. Can't you feel it?

Milkshake for Alberte.

- Hi, sweetheart! Hi, sugarpie. - Hey, honey.

Why are you drinking at two in the afternoon?

Yeah, alright.

We're at Bitten's and George's for dinner.

- Alberte asks why we're drinking now. - They are on Tokyo-time.

Cheers, Honey!

No, I was just talking to Alberte. She turns 12 tomorrow.

- She's right at that age. - That's exactly what I said!

Yes, evetything is wrong and awkward.

Mom, can I talk to you?

- Mom?! - Yes, what's up?

- Could you please go offline? - If I can go offline? Go offline?

Sweetheart, it's just Georg and Bitten. What's going on?

Can I please get a G19?

Honey, we've already discussed this.

The problem today is that kids equate tech with their value as a person.

And you know what? You are way, way too good for that.

Mom! All the other kids have a G19.

And you have Robbi. Which is perfectly fine.

His autocorrect is broken and his situational awareness lags.

- He's in evety way awkward. - I'll give you a mug, Preben.

I think you're are looking a little green.

I don't want to hear that tone, when we're out with friends.

But they have a G19 club where access is prohibited for old tech.

We'll talk about this at another time. Carlo!

Wow! Carlo, hi!

It¤s so good to see you again! The last time, you'd just died.

Tell me about that afterlife. What's it like living in the cloud?

- Can you fix the patch? - You know I can.

Yeah, but I really want to look good.

Stand still or you'll crease.

- Do you want to hear a bedtime story? - No, thank you. Come here.

Yes please.

- Sleep tight, okay? - Yes. Sleep mode.

Sleep mode activated.

- Goodnight, Alberte. - Goodnight and stand by.

Wow! She'll go completely bonkers!

Totally!

Activate Robbi.

It's so exciting.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear Alberte...

- Congratulations! - Happy birthday, honey.

- It's not evety day you turn 12, huh? - Do you want a birthday mug?

Just a little one.

No way!! Yees!!

Yeaaah!

Yeeeah!!

G20, G20, G20!

- I love you, sweetheart! - G20! G20!

we know you wanted a G19, but I bet a G20 will do, huh?

- But it's not on the market yet? - Your mom has some wild connections.

But you said that the problem with kids today was...

Whatever! That was just so you wouldn't figure it out. Open it! Open, open, open!

- Oh my god, the resemblance. - Now we know why it costs so much.

Was it expensive?

Uhm, yes! There's a reason Robbi wasn't replaced before now.

We wanted to get you the G19 last year but Bitten insisted we wait for the G20.

Yes, she's Head of Products at Sapio.

See, it's not a complete waste when your parents drink in the afternoon.

Okay, I'm doing it.

Activate.

Repeat for calibration: Hi, Konrad.

- Hi, Konrad. - Hi, Konrad.

- How are you? - I'm good.

Not understood. Repeat for calibration:

- How are you? - How are you?

Calibration complete.

Hi, my name is Konrad. What is your name?

- Alberte. - Hi, Alberte.

I am happy to be out of the box. I have been feeling a little cooped up.

- It's hilarious. - That's fun.

Wow. Hi, Konrad. My name is Tine.

- Hi, Tine. - He looked at me!

- I'm Torben. - Hi, Torben.

And this is Robbi.

- Hi, Konrad. - Hi, Robbi.

They'll be so jealous at school now. Not that it matters, but they will.

Anyone else want hot chocolate?

Mom? Dad?

Not now, honey. We ha¤e a skydiving date.

Matterhorn, here we come!

OMG! Wow, it's beautiful!

What operating system are you on, Konrad?

I am ttying to connect with you but I can't.

That's because my system is semi organic unlike yours which is only digital.

But you're still my friend, right?

A friend of Alberte is a friend of mine.

wonderlump!

- Wonderlump? - 3, 2, 1, go!

Did you hear that, Fridge? I made a new friend.

Who's Fridge?

Oh, how rude of me. I haven't introduced the two of you.

- Fridge, Konrad. Konrad, Fridge. - Robbi is friends with evetyone.

Now that I'm retired, I can do all the things I dreamed of.

I'm happy you ask, Fridge.

I've already booked a yoga class, and I've always wanted to coin a choir.

We're going. See you later.

- we're leaving. - Are we down yet?

- We're leaving! - See you, honey. Have an awesome day!

Love you too.

Fridge down.

Speak for yourself. Doodbye, Alberte.

See you, Robbi. Bye bye.

Are you doing the Superman?

- Good morning, Alberte. Happy birthday. - Thanks.

- Robbi unregistered from the intranet. - Yes. Konrad is the new recipient.

- I am not connecting to any "Konrad". - I run on OS X8118.

That update will not be available before next month.

Until then Konrad won't be able to receive any messages.

- That's fine. I'll check manually myself. - Roger that. Good day.

- Happy birthday, Alberte. - Thank you.

- That's right, Sorry. Congratulations. - Thank you.

- It's rude for her to not introduce us. - Sorty. This is Konrad.

Hi, Konrad, I'm Ingeborg and this is Solfryd.

Hi, Ingeborg. Hi, Solfryd. Nice to meet you.

- Who is Konrad? - He is my new G20.

- Oh what! - What? Did you get the new G20?

Yes.

We cannot connect until your next update.

Henrik! Alberte has the new G20!

That's impossible! It's not out yet!

My mom's best friend works at Sapio, so...

Isn't it crazy?

Like I care. Come, Richard!

- Namaste, kids. - Namaste.

welcome to morning meditation. We'll start with spiritual breathing.

I think it's bad policy for Sapio to send it out before official release.

On the contraty, feedback can help optimize the software before release.

I still think it's bad form.

Shut up and find your mantra.

Since today is Alberte's birthday,

the goal for today's meditation is to send Alberte loving vibrations.

- Alberte, do you want to sit with us? - Yes. Sure.

Move!

- What's up with Henrik? - He's damn jealous.

- Damn is not a nice word. - weren't you mad happy when you got him?

Yes, at first I couldn't believe it.

- Pretty dope that you got a boy version. - why?

Uhm, he's a boy. You could make out with him and stuff.

- You are not old enough to make out. - She could. And his design is quite hot.

Solftyd, feel his hair. It feels so real.

- Isn't it crazy? - Are you coming to the party tonight?

what party? Is there a party at the G19 club?

- You know about the club? - Yeah.

- Have you ever been to the club? - No, because I've never had a G19.

- But now you have a G20, you're invited. - What do you think Henrik'll say to that?

- He can't say a damn thing. - Damn is a nasty word.

So, are you coming?

- Mom?! Dad?! - In here, honey.

- what happened? - Der Teufel Krater.

- What? - Nothing. How was school?

School was great. I got invited to a party tonight.

- On a weekday? - Torben, stop. who's going?

- Just people from class. - Boys?

A party without boys would be incredibly dull.

There's no way you're going to a party... Ouch!

- Tine, please say something. - Sounds amazing, sweetheart.

- Not what you were supposed to say! - It¤s great for Alberte to get out more.

Boys that age are out of control.

But now, she has Konrad to look out for her.

- Does that mean I get to go? - Yes.

And because it's your birthday, you can stay out till ten.

- Thank you, mom! - You're welcome.

Breathe in. You came down fast there.

What do you think?

- A bit too flamingo. - That's what I thought.

This is Alberte's first party at the clubhouse.

She has been to birthday parties before. But never without grown-ups.

It's all vety exciting.

- Too boring? - I was just about to say.

Two souls, one thought.

we don't have souls, Robbi.

I love that we have something in common. Let me give you a mug.

Come here, a big mug.

Humanoids!

wow! It's perplex! what do you say, Konrad?

It's okay.

Okay? That's not a word you can use about a girl.

- Beautiful! - That's better.

It's clear that you're a new model.

It's supposed to be somewhere around here.

- Hi, Alberte. - Hi, Ingeborg and Solfryd.

Here you go. Put this one on.

Are you ready to party?

- Crazy place, right? - Yes.

Strong & Spicy.

- Dark & Gloomy. - Now it's your turn, Alberte.

The machine scans your personality and makes a drink based on it.

- Cherry milkshake, extra sweet. - How cute.

Totally.

Peeps and noids.

Welcome to Club Nite!

- Ready to destroy some humanoids? - Yeeaah!!

And tonight, the battle is between...

Jamie!

And...

Nadia!

As always, the fight will last until game over.

- What's going on? - The νR confuses the robot's code.

They think they're in the jungle when the νR is on.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!

The ¤R turns them into predators, which they're coded to fight in self-defense.

- They're going to go berserk. - Exactly. Cool, right?

3, 2, 1...

Nadia! Nadia!

Die!!

Stand by, Povl!

And tonight's winner is... Nadia!

LET'S GET READY TO PARTY!

- Let's dance? - Sure! Do you want to join?

No thanks, I'll wait.

How come you don't dance?

I'm a terrible dancer. Everyone will think I'm super awkward.

There's nothing awkward about you.

And if anyone thinks so then that's on them.

Maybe you should turn off your controls and hit the dance floor.

Come on.

Let's go.

Aren't you glad you danced?

- Thanks for all your help. - That's what I'm programmed for.

You really are a special robot, Konrad.

Come, Konrad.

- Stop. - What are you doing?

Stand still.

- Alert! Alert! Alert! - What's going on?

You don't look down people's pants without permission.

But I need to charge you.

My charging is wireless when I sit in my box.

why didn't you just say so?

- Were you looking for my charging cord? - What else would I be looking for?

- That's what I'd like to know. - Yes, that's what I'd like to know.

Goodnight, you two.

Stand by, Robbi. Sleep mode.

Sleep mode activated. Goodnight, Alberte.

Disgusting!

- Dad? - Alberte?

- What are you doing? - Looking for my protein bars.

Did you take them?

You get up in the middle of the night to eat protein bars?

Yes, my metabolism has really gone up from skydiving. Did you eat them?

- I put them in the bottom of the fridge. - I didn't even know you had protein bars.

Well, I'll just have to print another one. Fridge down.

But hey, could you please flush if you use the guest bathroom?

- What are you talking about? - After taking a dump.

- There's a disgusting protein poop. - Not mine.

whatever. Goodnight. And bon appetit!

Everything in the universe is connected, flowing in and out of each other.

So, turn your mind off and lose yourselves into the canvas.

Let your authentic self be expressed through colors.

Should we turn off our humanoids?

No, Ingeborg!

It's your five senses that make you unique as human beings,

so it's good for you to see a difference between human and machine, through art.

- Right. - No more talk, Ingeborg.

Create! Create!

Let loose!

We are not on earth. We are earth.

The plants. The animals.

The grass. The fruits. The cucumbers!

We are each other! Do you understand?

We are each other!

- Did you paint that together? - Yes.

So the G20 is able to express itself abstractly?

Yes. It's a new feature. Which we are vety proud of at Sapio.

Scaty stuff.

Good. νery good, Torben.

Let go of all of those thoughts. Use your breath to stretch into position.

Vety good, Tine. Vety good!

Now, we salute the sun one last time.

Then we'll relax before slowly going into savasana.

I'll skip the savasana today. I have an online meeting in 10.

Torben?

Fridge up.

You seem very closed off in your kundalini shakti.

It keeps you from so many transcending experiences.

- Particularly in your relationship. - Stand by, Robbi.

Honey, we need to talk about Robbi. He's really pissing me off.

Relax, Torben. Fridge down.

That's just because he's right. Activate, Robbi.

- What are you talking about? - Yes, what?

Stand by, Robbi. There's nothing wrong with my relationship.

Torben, Torben, Torben, that says it all. Our relationship could use an update.

- Activate, Robbi. - An update?!

I am sensing that you are vety closed off and defensive right now.

In order to have a constructive conversation, you'll need to loosen up.

Can you do that, Torben? Can you open up a bit?

Fine. I am open, relaxed, and susceptible now.

Good, Torben. That's vety good.

You are so hot when you're open and relaxed.

Thank you, Robbi.

- Namaste. - Namaste.

If only you knew how awkward it has been with Robbi.

And how often the kids, especially Henrik, have teased me. Turn off steam.

It's so awesome that I got you.

we're a good team.

we're a very good team.

Oh, Dad!

- Konrad? - Alberte...

What are you doing?

Uhm, I'm taking a dump.

But robots don't take dumps?

- No... - What?

- So, you're human? - Yes.

- How gross!! - Alberte, wait!!

- Please let me explain. - No way!

- Dad! - Alberte, wait!

You shouldn't have found out like this. I wanted to find the right time to tell you.

Tell me what? That you're a con artist or whatever you are?

I'm an orphan. Can I come in and explain?

As I said, I am really sorty you had to find out this way.

It wouldn't have made any difference. You lied. And tricked me.

And you've seen me naked! So disgusting! Dad!!

- Wait, Alberte. Please. - I want you out of here asap!

- Please. - No! Move or I'll scream. Dad!

Daaad! Daaaad!!

what will they say at the club when they hear you tricked them?

You tricked them.

They'll throw you out. You'll be known at school as the girl who cannot be trusted.

You'll never make any friends because they'd all know you're a liar.

- But I didn't lie! - But will they believe that?

Alberte?

What's going on, sweetheart?

I just had a bad dream.

- Do you want to come sleep with us? - No. That's alright. But thanks.

I'll go back to bed then.

- Sleep tight. - You too.

Thank you.

You pretended to be a robot this entire time?

So that's why you could paint and dance?

- And you ate my dad's protein bars. - Yes.

- You talk differently now. - I've been practicing speaking robot.

I'm so stupid.

The other kids will never believe that I didn't know.

- And I'd finally joined the club. - I'm sorry, Alberte.

- We'll figure it out together. - Together?

How could I ever trust you? Is your name even Konrad?

- Yes. That's my real name. - Good.

So that's one thing you've been honest about.

So, you've never known your parents?

- Sort of. - What kind of answer is that?

- My parents were humaniods. - Robot parents?

Sapio wanted to test if humanoids could raise children.

They made some human children through IνF.

I was one of them.

- But fortunately, they failed or? - No. The humanoids were great parents.

But the experiment was stopped by the government's Ethical Council,

who believed it would have unforeseeable consequences for mankind.

Uhm, yeah?

All I know is that I lost my parents.

What happened to them?

They were reprogrammed.

From one day to the other, they couldn't even recognize me.

what? What did you do?

Sapio tried to put us up for adoption. But no one wanted us.

We were called the lost kids of Sapio.

- There were others like you? - We're five.

Where are the others?

They're still at Sapio. They thought my plan was too crazy.

It is.

But it's my only chance to get a family.

Ah! This is such a luxuty.

My back is messed up from sleeping in upright position.

Sleep mode.

Sleep mode activated.

I still haven't figured out what to do tomorrow.

The way I see it...

Before I was all alone in the cover-up, but now we're in it together.

That has to be better.

Yes.

- Robbi, turn of the hologram. - Yes please.

- Sleep mode. - Sleep mode activated.

Goodnight, Alberte.

- Goodnight, Konrad. - Goodnight, Alberte.

And thanks.

For what?

For being so cool.

You're cool.

Yeah, I'm extremely cool.

- Show off. - But you're pretty cool yourself.

- You think? - Very.

I've always wanted a cool sister.

I've always wanted a dog.

woof!

Hi, kids. How about a bedtime story?

- I won't say no. - Wonderlump.

Okay.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Elliott.

He lived with his brother Michael, his sister Gertie, and his mother Mary.

One night, when he was home alone he heard a loud noise.

And you just might pee your pants when you hear what he saw...

- You're going to a party again? - That is so amazing.

I'm so happy for you.

- You're beautiful when you show emotion. - Why does it have to be so late?

Lunch today is a fusion of binary algorithmic and Asian food,

with a touch of Irish cuisine.

Shut up, Robbi! Can't you see we're talking?

Torben, breathe.

Yes. Aaall the way down.

Well... Will there be boys?

- I don't know. Probably. - I'll look after her.

well, that's perfect then. It's perfect, Torben. No need to worry.

Then bring Robbi along.

He needs to get out of the house. Right, honey?

- No, we have a tantra session tonight. - Yes please!

Robbi needs to get out of the house. I need a night where it's just us.

Either Robbi goes with you or I'm taking him to the junkyard.

- That sounds gymnastic! - Calm down, Torben.

No! I can't do this anymore!

You should take Robbi with you. That's probably for the best.

This is insaaaane!! My sensoty apparatus is going bananas.

Hi! Hey! I'm Robbi. Are you my friend?

And there's a dance floor. Are you my friends? Hi, I'm Robbi.

Sweet but Savage.

- I've never had that before. - Uhh, sounds dangerous.

Peeps and Noids! Welcome to Club Nite!

- Are you ready to destroy some humanoids? - Yeeah!!

Fighter 1 is...

My champ Zuko!

And Zuko...

This will be the best fight ever. ¤uko is battling...

Konraaad!

- Are you ready? - Yeah!

No. We didn't agree to this.

But that's sort of the condition of being in the club. Right, peeps?!

Yeees!

This is stupid, Alberte. Let's just get out of here.

- They'll kick me out of the club then. - So you want me to fight Zuko?!

Yes, just one push and you'll fall into the water.

Sure, you'll lose but no one will find out.

Alberte's corner seems a bit quiet. Perhaps she's considering bailing out?

Booohh!

Exactly. What happens to members who don't participate?

Out! Out! Out! Out!

- I can't swim. - Evetyone can swim five meters.

No. Not me.

You know, I might lose all my friends.

But they're only friends with you because you have me.

what's up?

If you don't do this, I'm telling Mom and Dad.

- we're ready. - Let's do this!

- It's going to be fine. - You don't know that.

Come on, Zuko.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!

And we have a winner... Zuko!

- Help me! - What?

I'm drowning!

- Robots can't drown. - I'm not a robot!

I'm not a robot.

Is Konrad human?

Alert! Alert! Alert!

Grab my charging cable.

Alberte owes us all an explanation.

- You disgusting liar! - Alberte?

Don't touch me!

- who are you? - I thought we were friends.

You can't be friends with machines or humans who lie.

Get lost, Konrad, or whatever your name is. I never want to see you again.

Out! Out! Out! Out!

Alberte, you don't belong in the club anymore either.

But I didn't know anything.

That still leaves you without a G19 or G20.

But she has me.

- So, you think you're as good as a G19? - Yes. Of course I am.

You should fight Zuko then. If you win, Alberte can stay in the club.

What do you guys think?

Robbi! Robbi! Robbi!

Yes, I'm on my way!

- Hi, Zuko. Wow you look strong. - No, Robbi!

Wow. I'm drenched all the way to my motherboard.

Did you hear how they cheered me on? I've never had so many friends before.

- They're not your friends, Robbi. - "Robbi, Robbi!" They loved me.

- They loved seeing you get smashed. - I think you're quick to judge oth...

- Sweetheart, are you ok? - We're so sorry this happened to you.

- How did you find out? - Richard's father called.

Thank God. We'd never have known otherwise.

To think we've had a real boy living with us. How disgusting!

I hope they lock up that little scammer, and throw away the key.

Torben...

- Hey, honey, are you ready to get up? - No.

Come on. You have to go to school.

I want to move to another school.

we'll talk about it in the kitchen, come on.

I don't want to talk about it.

I just want to lie here and rot away.

Honey, come on. Let's go down, Alberte.

- Good morning, sweetheart. - Good morning, honey.

- I'm here now. Talk. - Come on over.

- I can hear you fine from here. - Okay...

Okay. We know yesterday was really rough.

- My life is ruined. - I doubt it's that bad.

- Mom, you really don't get it! - Actually, I do.

- And Bitten says Sapio's extremely sorty. - Yes, they screwed up big time.

- That's a bit harsh, don't you think? - Easy now, honey.

As Mom said, Sapio is vety sorry.

And because of that, they've acted really fast.

- What? - Should we?

You do it!

This is insane, honey! Bitten is the best.

Hi Alberte. I am Kamilla, your new G20.

I look forward to getting to know you.

Did you know I am the most advanced and human-like humanoid ever created?

I know, Kamilla.

If you don't like my name, simply say "change humanoid data".

Then you can change it to whatever you like.

- Kamilla is fine. - She's so cool! This is so nice of Sapio.

Mom, it doesn't change anything. Everyone thinks I'm a liar.

But that will change when they see you with Kamilla.

That it was Konrad, the little con artist, who lied to all of us.

Torben, don't.

Sorty, I let myself get carried away. But I actually think I kept quite calm.

- Yes, you did vety well. - Your dad is right.

Everyone will see that it was Konrad, the con artist, who tricked us all.

- But it will all be better now. - Yes, it will all be better now, honey.

Right, sweetheart?

Yes.

No, Torben.

- Aren't you supposed to be in school? - No.

why not? You can join the club again now that you have a G20.

Isn't that what you wanted?

- Yes. So why aren't I happy then? - Good question.

Sometimes the thing you want isn't the thing you need.

What do you mean?

You wanted a G20 but you got something that was worth a lot more.

- And thanks. - For what?

For being so cool.

You're cool.

You're pretty cool yourself.

I've always wanted a cool sister.

- I've always wanted a dog. - Woof!

I think I miss Konrad.

Robbi, find all information about Sapio's experiments on humans and humanoids.

That search is blocked.

- Can you just hack it? - Uhh, how illegal.

SAPIO'S LOST CHILDREN

ETHICS COUNCIL SHUTS DOWN EXPERIMENT

Now I understand why Konrad would rather be a robot.

Robbi, where is Sapio?

I can't find anything about where the children are kept.

Can't you just hack the building?

Not from here. We have to get closer.

- Is this better? - Yes.

It's much better here.

Hello, door, old pal. Do you mind letting us in?

Hi, Robbi, you old teddy bear. Nice to see you, come on in.

Yes, please.

- Do you know each other? - Door and I go way back.

This is my childhood home.

I took my first steps right over there.

- Do you hear that? - No, I still have water in my ears.

What are you? Human or humanoid?

- Have you seen Konrad? - So, you're human?

- Of course I am. - Are you looking for a brother?

An older brother? A younger brother? I'm 11 but I can easily go for 13.

- I'm just looking for Konrad. - I can play the piano.

I could also play something more cheerful if you prefer.

Or...

- Forget about it. I'll ask someone else. - No, wait!

- Hi! - Hi. Do you know Konrad?

I don't care about playing the piano. I also love board games.

- I can be just the brother you'd like! - Or do you prefer a younger sister?

- I'm just looking for Konrad. - I can dance.

Ballet, hip hop or breakdance? What do you like?

- Victoria, this is my audition! - There's an audition? Do you play golf?

I could easily teach you.

why play golf when you could learn how to use the Diablo instead?

Stop! This isn't an audition.

You're all very nice and talented, but I'm just looking for Konrad.

- Are you Alberte? - Yes.

Konrad isn't here.

- Konrad signed up for an experiment. - what kind of experiment?

Something about having his consciousness uploaded into a robot.

- He said no one wants real kids anymore. - But... when will he be uploaded?

- He was picked up this morning. - we have to stop him.

Where can we find him?

Hey!

Come along.

This is where Konrad snuck out.

Down the corridor you'll find the heart of the Sapio factoty.

How you find Konrad from there, I don't know.

Okay. But I could really use your help.

- we'll be quarantined if we're caught. - And then we'll never get a family.

Okay.

Hey!

When you get out, let us know of any cool families.

I also play the flute.

- Let's go, Robbi. - Yes, please.

- Those kids could really use a mug. - I think you mean a hug.

Yes. Or 1,000 mugs.

Or 2,000 mugs. Or 3,000.

Or 95,000 mugs.

Or 96,000 mugs.

Or 97,000.

Or 98,000.

Or 99,000. Or100,000 mugs.

They really need that.

Wow!

Come on.

Oh no, hide!

How did this one end up here?

Must be misplaced scrap pieces.

Strange. This G20 is not on the shipping list.

And I can't connect to it either.

No connection. Reporting to security service.

I have underlying system errors.

Therefore, I am not updated to OSX8118.

Accepted. Stand by.

Robbi...

- Alberte. - Robbi?

- Here. - where?

Up here.

Are you inside the camera?

I uploaded myself to the main server. So I'm everywhere.

You're genius!

Then you can help me find Konrad. He must be registered somewhere.

I already found him. He's in a test center.

300 meters down the hall. And then to the left.

Hey, stop! The other way.

Alberte. Something doesn't make any sense.

what?

It looks like he's registered two different places.

Sure it's not just your sense of direction lagging?

Probably.

- Robbi? - Yes, in here.

- Robbi? - Yes, it's me.

No one's here.

Yes, there is. Konrad is in here somewhere.

Konrad?

- Alberte? - Where are you?

Here.

Konrad?

- Yes. - What have they done to you?

They're testing if they can transfer human consciousness into machines.

Who would want that?

Well, if you're sick or dying and can't afford the Cloud subscription fee.

- But you're neither sick or dying? - No.

But I'll do anything to find a family, who also wants me.

Why do you think I'm here?

But your parents don't want me. They told Sapio to come get me.

But my parents are ridiculous.

And you let me down in front of evetyone at the club.

I'm sorry. That was awful of me. Can you please forgive me?

Yes, of course. I'm sorty I asked you to lie for me in the first place.

I would've done the same.

- Are you ctying? - I don't know.

- We have to get you back into your body. - It's too late.

- why is that? - It's already been recycled as compost.

I don't think so. Robbi, didn't you say that Konrad was registered two places?

- What, did Robbi turn into a lamp? - Yep. No one is quite themselves today.

Alberte, I found him. Konrad's old body is in the upload room. On the second floor.

- I know where that is. - Hurry up!

Take a left here.

Alberte, I can move by myself.

Alert! Alert! Alert!

Hurry, Alberte, hurry!

- Robbi, can't you stop them? - I'm trying. Don't move.

- You're a genius, Robbi. - Thank you!

- It's here. - Robbi, open the door.

Yes, sir.

Wow.

Robbi, lock the door. Begin the transfer.

Robbi? Robbi!

¤lax, I need to find the correct data on the main server.

Transfer started.

Howdy, I found my body!

Oh no! The system spotted me. It thinks I'm a virus and is trying to delete me.

- Hurry back into your body, then! - No, then I can't save Konrad.

what?

If I withdraw from the system, the transfer will stop.

- Can't you just do both? - No, it's either me or Konrad.

- There must be a way! - Negative.

- But I can't choose between you two? - Of course you can, Alberte.

After all, I'm just a machine.

There lived a boy...

Robbi?!

ROBBI!

Konrad?

Repeat for calibration.

- Hi, Alberte. - Konrad?

That was by far the most badass thing I have ever seen.

Alberte!

- Hi, sweetheart! - Honey, what were you thinking?

- I don't know. - No, let's go home.

Only on one condition.

One... two... three... go!

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Konrad...

Congratulations!!

- Happy birthday, sweetie. - That's too much.

- That's how we do it in this family. - Get used to it.

There's a present too! It's really cool. What is it?!

- Could you calm a bit down, Tjalfe? - I'm sorty, it's just so exciting!

Alberte found it, so we're all just as excited. It's a bit over budget, isn't it?

- Relax. I traded in Kamilla. - Good. She was extremely annoying.

- Do you want help unwrapping it? - No, Konrad has to do it himself.

Seriously, Tjalfe.

- Happy birthday, Konrad! - Robbi?

Yes, it's me.

Yeah, just lift me up.

- You've been upgraded to a G20 dog. - I'm man's best friend.

- Hi, Robbi. - Oh, that feels so nice. I like that!

- It's so good to see you again. - It's so good to see you all. Here I am!

- Now we can do yoga again. - Yes, please!

Hot chocolate ready to go.

Careful, don't burn yourself.

wow, you're going fast.

Here you go, hot chocolate. There you go.

Tine, hot chocolate?

Coffee. I'm in the zone. Black. Hot chocolate, honey?

- we have to go now. - Have an awesome day, everyone!

No problem.

- what have we gotten ourselves into? - Shut up, Torben. You know you love it.

Oh no, we don't have any dog poop bags?!

No worries, Tjalfe, robots don't take dumps.

Come, Robbi.

Yes, please.