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Om Mani Padme Om Om Mani Padme Om Om

Mani Padme Om Om Mani Padme Om Om Mani Padme Om

you

You left me lying in my bed all alone.

You say you love me, but you'll never come home.

I hate this.

You bring me down.

You lay my body down. You're fooling around.

But you know there's nothing in the world will bring me down. There's

the world will bring me down. There's nothing more than an L .A. city.

I'm trying to get out. I'm breaking out.

Get me out.

I'm just messing with you.

God, look at those four. All they ever do is screw.

When I move out of town Don't worry honey, I'll keep moving around Hey

I don't need you There's plenty more like you and there's plenty to do

night or not?

If you could move your cute little arse and unwrap those legs for yours, perhaps

we could get going.

We all know what Marion likes to wrap her legs around, don't we, Marion?

Christ, sir, you lot.

We've got a long way to go from here to Norwich. We've got a hell of a long way

to go before it's dark.

Oh, God.

Oh, we're going, aren't we?

We must be miles away from the news town here.

Oh, well, it's beautiful countryside around here anyway. It's all so fucking

lonely. I hate the countryside.

Give me Piccadilly Circus any day. All night come to that. You never know what

you might run into at night out here.

Could be a werewolf or something.

Oh, don't worry about that, Marion.

You'd be more than a match for any creature who tried to stick its fangs

you.

That's right.

Unless, of course, the monster wanted to stick something else into her. We all

know what Marion liked to stick into her, don't we?

Oh, fuck off!

Least I get turned on by a good stiff prick, Jane.

Like some people I could mention only get their kicks at the thought of tits

pussies.

Looks like the bloody thing's run out of petrol.

But the tank's half full.

Well, you can never really trust these hire cars.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God, what are we going to do?

Fuck it, the petrol pump's busted.

Now what do we do?

I don't know. I think me and Steve will have to go to the nearest village to get

a pickup truck or a mechanic.

Oh, yeah, leave us here. Oh, no, you don't. Wherever you go, we go with you.

not sitting in this fucking car on this fucking countryside night for anyone.

You know, it'll be dark soon.

All right. but come on let's get going now hey i can hear a car coming well i

can't bloody hear anything no come on

We've got a spot of bother, have we? We're out for petrol.

Dear me.

You couldn't give us a lift to the nearest garage, could you? Good

young man, that's over 12 miles away.

Could you help us in somewhere, then? Of course.

You'd all better pile into the car, and I'll take you to the Grange.

Grange? It's the nearest house from here. It's about two miles away. Mr.

Blackley, who lives there, may be able to assist you.

That's great. Terrific. Come on, girls. We've got a lift.

Oh,

great. Fantastic.

We're ready to go then.

Mr. Blackley, these good young people have run into difficulties with their

I thought you might be able to help.

Of course, Vicar, I'll see what I can do.

However, there appears to be a storm brewing and it's already dark. Perhaps

would be a good idea if these youngsters came inside and had a hot meal and a

chance to freshen up after their journey.

Well, we don't want to be any trouble for you, sir.

It's no trouble.

No trouble at all.

Rufus? Siona!

Rufus! Siona!

Rufus, start preparing some supper.

As for you, girl, show these young people to our rooms upstairs.

Thank you, Blacklist.

I'll call back later to see that everything is going well.

That is, if you don't mind.

Of course, Dicker.

You're always welcome.

out there Mike if there's anything else you want just let me know

Because anything else you need, you only have to ask.

Thanks, I'll remember that.

You're in there.

Do you think I've got nice legs?

What? I said, do you think I've got nice legs?

Most boys like them.

They also like my boobies.

I know they like them because they always want to touch them.

I bet you'd like to touch them. I may let you touch them.

I may even let you squeeze and suck them.

Jana!

Where is that girl?

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Yeah.

Well,

I'm hungry.

Oh, that was a good day.

You try sitting next to him.

Have you finished, Joanna?

Well, nearly.

Not at all, my dear.

A trifling repast, I regret to say.

However, I hope it will suffice, as I'm sure you must have been hungry after

your long day in the country.

Yes, it was rather tiring.

Hey, Mike.

May I wish you young people...

A pleasant night.

Blakely even let us drink his best whisky.

Yeah, he seems very generous.

What do you mean?

Why help us like this?

I mean, he's very generous to give us rooms for the night and everything, but

couldn't he have rung up a garage and then taken us back to the car?

Well, you heard what he said. There's a right storm outside.

In your house, and a bit cosier here.

Yeah, I suppose so, but they all seem a bit odd.

Well, that serval girl said this. Do you know she tried to make a pass, but she

saved the door.

She did.

Well, it's about time you made a pass at me.

I'm gonna suck my cock, come on. I said Marion, come on. You don't have to do

that.

It's just I'm not used to all this. I've never been away with blokes before.

Don't worry about it.

Very good.

Bye.

Bye.

No. No.

No. No.

Come to me.

Stop that. Stop that.

I love you.

Come and join us, we'll make you feel better.

You'll change.

That's what you

Now our dreams are dead Remember me to the boys back

home And tell them all that I was mean and strong But you know what it's like,

could never find the words

Thank you.

I have waited long for this night.

Tonight you will be my bride in Satan.

Come with me across the abyss.

Together, together we can sample the delights of the flesh.

Explore them to the full extent.

Satanum, Nostrum, Dominum, Prince of Darkness,

Lord of the Underworld, Keeper of the Graveyard,

look down upon us, thy humble servants.

No, man.

Master,

no, no.

No.

Ow,

you're squeezing me.

No.

No, master, no.

Don't hurt me.

No. Satan.

Come down to us, thy servants.

Take this bride of Satan.

The others won't bother us.

I put enough Spanish fly in their food to make them want to screw all night. We

must not take any chances.

Stella, you get yourself dressed, and then go upstairs and make sure that our

guests enjoy themselves.

None of this could have happened if you hadn't invited them here. I need peace

and quiet for my rituals.

Let me remind you, Blacklist, that none of this would have been necessary if

that half -wit servant of yours hadn't tried to rape the girl.

Herb, this is nothing. behaviour has taught us one thing. What?

There's a virgin back there. A virgin.

And a knight of all knights.

Don't you think that's proficient?

You're not suggesting. What's the night man?

May Eve. Exactly.

A virgin night.

The one night of the year when our lord and master can be summoned in human

form.

And what do we need to complete the proper ritual?

A virgin of sixteen summers.

Exactly.

Our lord is with us.

Prepare!

Can we join you?

Lord Astaroth, Prince of Evil, hear our prayer.

Hear our prayer.

O Lord Bael, Prince of Darkness, hear our prayer.

Hear our prayer.

Come down to us, we pray.

We, the worms, are not worthy to lick the crumbs from your table.

Come down to us, O Master.

I'm sorry.

We give you this virgin.

O Lord Satan.

Sula hasti malatani.

Sula hasti malatani.

Rina hasti sulatani.

Sulatani.

Sembol adi nada rale. Nada rale.

Let's challenge.

I slept really well last night. I think it was a

really good night.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind spending another night there either.

Your car is here, children. Mr. Blackley and all of us collected it at first

light.

That's great.

By the way, everyone, where's Susan?

Okay then, let's be off.

Well, Blackley, now the old saying really is true.

Which saying is that, Vicar? The devil really is a woman.