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Hot applesauce. Yeah, let's do it.

Are you doing it? Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.

Where did you come up with this idea?

Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it together. It just kind of came

We were just spitballing, and yeah, there's nothing out there like it. I

like Smokey is right. Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat. I

throw in some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.

Cheers.

I'm getting a little something through the front door.

Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back. Are you?

Porcupine. And you get a little here and there. You know, right?

You know. Like, I would eat that for real. Really? Yes.

What are we calling this one? Oh, what do you want to call it?

Tropical kick.

Tropical kick.

And we're cooking it.

I love applesauce.

So I'll try it.

He eats a lot of soft food.

Yeah.

No way.

Oh, my God.

Did Amy see it?

Yeah, so she did.

Did she say anything about it?

It's truly, like, so romantic. It just, if it was with someone else.

Take a risk. Go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.

It was wild when you was young, huh?

Is there anybody here who feels like a failure? All right,

dude, I get it. Like, you're a failure, I'm a failure, I understand. Thank you.

Hey.

Dougie! Hey, y 'all, look, look, look.

Oh, it's his jacket.

You all right?

How did you find me? Dougie, you have to start acting like a CEO.

Who is that?

So why don't you come with me?

All right, great.

Oh.

If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this

mishap situation.

This is just so quaint and rustic.

It really is.

You call this structure the yurt?

Yeah, it's a yurt. I guess that's Y -U -R -T, I'm pretty sure. Okay, that is

correct spelling of yurt.

Morning, sir. Hey, doing all right this morning?

Good to see you. Good to see you, man.

Hello.

Okay. So the thing that I wanted to say is, first of all,

thank you so much for your patience. Because I know you all have questions

who these nice people are. This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates

the Trucas Group.

Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision.

to explore the fail of Rockin' Grandmas to the good people of Trukis.

So.

Yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is going to keep going, just that Trukis

would be in charge if he decides to go that direction.

But it's all good. I'm doing great. I'm all good.

Hello, everyone.

I am Elizabeth Prescott. I am the Director of Strategic Alliances at the

Group. I should just start off by saying congratulations, because you all are in

one of the hottest verticals right now. This is a vertical that Trucas has been

wanting to get into for quite some time. So we are here to introduce ourselves

and see if it's a match, you know?

I kind of think she's hot.

Dang.

Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray. But ever since Elizabeth walked

in, now everything's in color.

Aw. For me, this is personal. I got to tell you. Actually, I'm going to just

show you.

I literally.

Carrie, rockin' grandma's hot sauce in my purse. Put it on everything these

will tell you. I love it. It is my go -to. I travel with it, okay? So I am a

fan, personally.

And just a little bit about us. So we are a private equity firm, and we

specialize in helping small family -owned businesses really just unlock

full potential.

I don't really have a dogging fight. I just wish for what's best for the

employees.

I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and turn it into

something that it's not.

So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand

the company culture.

And we also today just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucas. And so

we actually brought a quick little video. Gina Lee, would you prepare that

us? At Trucas Group, our business is your business.

As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the

future, our mission is to partner with great companies to help them achieve

their true potential.

We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest

challenges today.

In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucas.

Trucas Group, your business is our business.

Wow, huh?

So great, you guys.

You love it?

They might have, like, a big company vibe or something, but they look like

could be a family business, too, because they're all redheads. Yeah, they're all

redheads, so.

Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.

Now, who's ready for the Doug Kaplan today, huh? Yeah!

Big day, yes.

The folks at Trucas will be tagging along with Rock and Grandma today at the

decathlon and later tonight at the team dinner and a show to see if our

companies are a good fit.

How do you feel?

I'm good, man. It's, you know, like, Dad knows what he's doing. For sure. You

know, if he thinks it's a good thing for us, then that's, we just got to go with

that. Right. So, you know.

It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the

orientation that we have, because you hear all these different stories of how

things change once a corporation buys it, but I only have optimistic hopes.

I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays

the same.

Yo!

Look at all this, man.

I didn't realize it was going to be this outside.

It's a beautiful day. What do you mean?

Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly. There's too much sun. Oh,

Do you have any sun stuff?

No, not really. I mean, I put sunscreen on, but.

They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.

These are kind of futuristic.

Yeah, or they're like kind of for now, too.

We're just liking the vibe.

It's a wonderful culture.

Beautiful. Yeah, it's a good. Yeah, pretty good.

I mean.

It's quite sustainable as well. Yes.

I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.

Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are going to be like

Hopefully, by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are going to be like this.

Actually, that would hurt because it's too hard.

That's my dad.

That's my dad.

Welcome to the dug.

I love you,

Dad. You got it? Yeah.

Then let's go. Come on, you guys.

Good job, good job. Doug, he chews all the events, of course, and gives out all

the points.

Ten points for having your arm in the air. Big smile on your face. You got

points. Extra points for spirit.

People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points.

Oh, yes, yes.

We've had one event so far, the mechanical bowl.

Oh!

Good job, man.

You got up this year. That's great.

Damn it.

I lasted 0 .4 seconds. No, you did 0 .48.

Oh, 0 .48.

That's almost 0 .5, and then you could round up from there to one second,

No, because you'd round.

You've got to be above. I'm not great at math, but you've got to be above five,

and then you round up. So technically, you round down to zero, I think.

Okay. Yeah.

Up next, foot dart.

There you go.

Is this that?

Did Mosley fail? Well, yeah.

Jimmy Weber, Warehouse.

Amy Patterson's here, Customer Relations.

And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, Procurement and Sourcing.

That's okay, bud. If it hit the board, that would have been good.

He uses a disproportionate amount of the company health care.

This one?

This one.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I think you're throwing that way.

You want to throw it that way? I'm sorry.

Oh, that's all right.

I'm sorry about that.

Let's go.

Let's go, Jimmy.

You're there.

A couple more steps.

You just need to make a note, Jimmy.

Doug paid for Jay's rehab seven years ago.

And hi.

Anthony. Anthony, Elizabeth. Hi, and what department are you in? Uh,

assistant. Okay, great.

And I just want to say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like,

it's inspirational to see you and your position.

It's, like, very cool, like, girl boss, you know, like, I just, I love seeing

that energy.

Okay, well, Kate, I appreciate that. Look, I do think the goal...

ultimately is just boss because i think the fact that we're girls really has

nothing to do with it and look you just don't want to use being a woman as an

excuse not to succeed right yeah yeah if

i get fired before amy i

am going to kill myself anthony what's your perspective on the two

companies coming together here Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences

between rocking grandmas and Trucas.

One's bigger.

I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's interesting.

It's different.

Can you get my hands? The back of my hands, too.

Absolutely.

The back of your hands is for signs of aging.

Yours are absolutely stunning.

The morning was pretty hot, and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe

Elizabeth would appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin, because she

take care of hers.

Oh, my God. I love it, though. I do, too.

She's taking it serious.

Hey, just saying hi. Oh, hi.

It's good to see you. You look great.

Thank you.

Wow. Did I put too much sunscreen on?

I mean, it's all over your face.

I went over to say hi, and she was like, wow.

As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.

That's true.

Yeah. Pony races!

Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.

Whoa!

I don't know what that was.

The pony race was probably the toughest event.

I'm not feeling too good about it.

OK, I have a favorite act.

I'll just stay down about looking bad in front of Tariqa. You go in there and

throw it and let him win.

He needs this.

Oh, he's trying.

Yeah, I'll try. You will? You promise?

I was very nervous going up against Anthony because he, like, crushed the

competition the first time.

Hey, calm down, baby. Calm down. And I kind of lost it and just darted out of

the gate.

Three, two, one, go!

I don't know, really. I think I just got a slow start and I couldn't get in

rhythm, so he was able to come out the gate on top.

They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.

That must just be a hard section.

I mean, it was neck and neck.

At some points, I was worried you were going to win.

I saw the finish line and just took off. Yeah, just took off.

Unbelievable

feeling

to finally win.

You did!

And you get points for a valiant effort.

I'll take it. I'll hold it.

Good job, man. Good job.

You've been here for, what, seven years?

Mm -hmm. And he wasn't able to get one, so this first time is going to give him

some confidence.

Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.

Not against me, though.

How many laps did I do?

You went around the circuit once.

Let's just make a note of that. Yes, you should check that.

Ready,

set, go!

Get him, Jackie!

This

has

been an amazing day to see your teamwork and your creativity.

So we are going to continue the tradition.

Next year, and we are excited to do that. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Why wait until next year? I mean, we still got time. Why not take a shot

now? Do something.

Oh, me?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Let's see.

Kate, you want to give it a go, girl boss?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I would love to do that. All right. That would be great. Shall we do that? Let's

go.

God, she chose you.

You're stressing too much. But let her. Just let her win. Just let her win.

Let her. No.

No. Put her on her ass. I personally say put her on her ass, and that's a girl

ball. She's going to have to respect that, you know?

This is disgusting.

You wearing this?

Are you wearing one? Are you going to wear one? I'm not going to wear one,

you know.

Oh. No, yeah, but I'm.

Okay.

All right. I don't need to be there. Like, yeah.

Let's do it.

All right.

There you go.

Hey, Kate.

You're going easy on me. Don't go easy on me, girl boss.

I told you. Come on.

Lock it.

There you go.

There you go.

It'll be okay. It'll be all right. It's okay.

It just happened to be a lot of blood.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It has been a day, you guys. It has been a day. Keep it back.

We need ice.

Yeah, after Kate punched on Elizabeth, Doug canceled the decathlon because he

wanted to make sure she was okay.

Luckily, she...

Just had a bloody nose, so I think True Kiss is probably still joining us for

dinner and a show tonight after all. And I guess that means the deal is still

on, so that's good.

Now, whether I am a part of that deal, I don't know.

It's been so lovely to just see what the company culture is. We're learning so

much. Am I still bleeding?

No. Do you want to see?

Yeah.

Really? Oh, and the fitness is nice. I love dinner in a circle. Look at this.

Okay. And I mean, we're out of Cantina, so that means Mexican.

Yeah.

I'm excited.

I like eating in public.

All right.

This needs to be cleaned.

I'm good, thank you.

Hey there.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too.

Looks so nice. Hello. Thank you so much.

I know. No, it's good. It's good. It's all good. It's all positive.

Good to see you. How are you? Good. That's a beautiful blouse. Thank you.

So is there another chair?

Oh, I thought you should be with your friends. You're good. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, enjoy your dinner.

He's a good kid.

Oh, I'm going to get a drink.

Oh, you're getting wild?

I want to loosen up a little because I want to talk to Elizabeth.

Yeah. I wrote down some pickup lines to try on Elizabeth.

Can you read me one?

Say it, say it. Are you Wi -Fi because I'm feeling a strong connection?

I like it.

I wrote IT1 because that's all she really knows about me.

The woman at the table behind you wanted to send this over to you.

From who? Sorry?

The woman sitting behind you at the table over here.

It's a Bloody Mary.

I guess she's like, she said the drink, so it must be a good thing. It's a

bloody marriage.

So, like, she was trying to be funny. That's funny, right? It's fun.

We're roasting each other. She was trying to have fun. Yeah, right?

Yeah. I kind of feel like I should, like, counter off her. No, I do. If I

find her a drink, what would be funny?

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Do it.

Wait, is that too much? No, that's hilarious. That would be great.

Do you want to be the boost to my bones, but gay?

I mean, give her props. She'd get right to the point.

Did you want to order another drink?

I do actually want to order a rum punch.

Okay. For the woman who sent me this. Oh, you want it for the drink factor.

can tell it was from Girlboss. You got it. Clear.

Tyra, pick a point on Kate.

Say it to Kate. Say it to Kate.

If I was a one -time security code, would you enter me?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Guys, guys, guys. She's delivering the drink.

She's delivering.

Cheers. Cheers, Kate.

See, she's smiling. This is good. This is really good. This has been the best

show ever.

You couldn't even make this up for a TV show, honestly.

This is so authentic and real. Nobody could sit down and write a script like

this.

What's up, everyone? Make some noise!

Welcome, welcome.

welcome my name is michael swenson i am the unreal hypnotist basically hypnosis

is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion and everyone out here

is suggestible because if you weren't suggestible you couldn't learn all right

if you'd like to be a volunteer for this show put your hands in the air like

come on let's clap along i'm gonna get some volunteers right now you want to

volunteer let's do it let's do it they picked the right person get

on stage come on encourage me encourage me come on let's go

Oh, come on. Let them have some fun.

The red ones.

Let me tell you guys this.

It's very easy to be hypnotized, as I said.

Sleep now.

Relax. Melt loose.

Limp. Relax.

Come on, let's hear it for your people on stage. Come on. They go night -night

so fast.

They go night -night so fast.

You still say night -night?

Yeah. It's on the count of three. Imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.

One, two, three. Sit up in those nice...

Hawaiian chairs right now. Yeah.

Put your food down here. It doesn't matter. Just throw it on the floor.

on the floor. Get rid of it.

I've never seen that boy ride laps.

Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.

You are a stripper.

You will not remove your pants.

Thank you.

Like it's just been inside you and you are ready to let it out. One, two,

three.

There's a chair for you.

He

dipped

it low. He backed it up. He picked it up slow.

cross -off strip club from my bucket list.

Oh, yes, you can.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Have you ever seen a move like that? No.

Yeah.

I would have gave him my whole wallet, honestly.

Wow. Let's give a nice round of applause. You can go back there.

Yeah.

I was scared.

Amy.

Are you guys going to do a game show?

It's a game show I like to call To Tell the Truth.

Ooh!

I like this. I know you do. I know you like this, PJ.

What's something dangerous you've always wanted to try but never have? Tell the

truth now.

I want to go to one of those Russian roulette sex clubs.

Porcupine!

He's wearing our logo.

I've never heard of this.

Sure you haven't. Where else did it just get laid?

I heard that.

Do you want to reveal some answers too?

Yes. No.

Yes. No. Yes.

No. Yes. I always love a challenge. Come on, go.

The truth will set you free.

Go. Bring your friends here. Yeah, you bring them. Yeah, you're allowed.

We'll both of you get up here.

Come right up here. Right up here. Right here. I wish you could go back up

there.

Jimmy shared a very, very, very personal but entertaining story.

What's a deep, dark secret?

You wouldn't tell anyone, but you'll tell us tonight.

Tell the truth now.

Years ago, I had just gotten sober, and

I thought that I would never find love again.

And then I met Allison, and...

She was hilarious.

And then one night, it was our six -month anniversary, and we finished

love, and I had to go to the bathroom.

And she said, bring me back something special.

And I went in the bathroom, and when I was sitting there, I thought it wouldn't

be funny if I brought her back something special.

So I wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around my hand.

No.

And I reached in the toilet to grab a piece of poop.

And I went back into the bedroom.

And I said, hey Allison, I brought you back something special.

And she didn't find it funny.

And she screamed.

But when she screamed, it startled me and I squeezed the poop.

And part of it broke off and landed on the carpet.

And I was saying, I'm sorry, I thought it was funny that her cat was licking

poop on the carpet.

He told me that Allison broke up with him because he gave her a shitty

gift. I didn't realize he really gave her a shitty gift.

You two are going to be the most powerful person in the world.

One, two, three, snap.

Eyes open, wide awake.

We'll let's start with number one. Can you say hi to everyone?

Hello, everyone.

I'm so very excited to have this opportunity to be with you all here

Tell us what makes you so powerful.

I can say whatever I need to say to get the job done.

So in his mind, he's doing the right thing. The strongest person he knows is

boss. What kind of things do you say?

Oh, I love what you've built here.

You guys, this is so much fun.

I love your product. I put it on everything.

I actually, I have one in my bag.

Guys, your business is our business.

All right.

Interesting, powerful person.

Okay, got me stumped on this one. What do you think this person is?

A powerful company.

That's a powerful company?

Yeah, or a leader of one.

Okay, all right, all right.

It was embarrassing to the company.

Inaccurate. And embarrassing for you. He said he'll do anything to get ahead to

tell people what they know. What I can say. No, I don't.

Does your wife know you?

We are separated.

Okay, that guy just raised every red flag I've ever seen in my life.

He was doing her, right? Yeah.

He basically said, we're going to tell you whatever you want to hear so that

we can take over.

That's basically what he said.

Yeah.

I knew something was up with those people, dog. I knew it. I just knew it,

I mean...

Obviously, I was a little bit for the deal, but I don't know what to think

It's just weird to have that many redheads in one place.

Like they're in a cult.

Hey, have y 'all seen other Anthony and Amy?

Is Amy in there? No, she's not here. And they're not in this one.

Yeah,

I got you.

We gotta go.

Oh, my goodness. Yo, I mean, Anthony was hitting the moon, and Boy Red's talking

about Russian roulette set clubs. I gotta look that shit up. Oh, he's

Mm -hmm.

Bruh.

Bruh. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Let's just stop doing this for everybody. I just don't want the whole

know about this.

Okay, come on.

Hey, guys.

Uh, sorry.

y 'all good hey we i trust me i did not want to interrupt i love that y 'all are

having a moment but we gotta go we gotta go the vans are leaving yeah yeah yeah

hey when everybody go night night do y 'all things right i just didn't want

everybody to see you guys you know what i'm saying this is news to me honey but

i'm not mad at it being unbelievable so sorry the deal which i have been working

on for over two years is now interpreting

Now, I have to end up loving that.

On the next episode of Company Retreat. Last night, it was a little bit

confusing. Yeah.

I miss Kevin.

He won the talent show last year. Really? PJ told me about what happened.

and Amy had one night stand. That's okay. No, no.

Who's ready for some rocking? Grandma's got talent, right? Yeah.

Yeah, your dad invited us to join, so we're in.

What the ? This is called Rocking Grandma's Got Talent, not Redhead's Got

Talent.

What's stupid Trucas going to do? We are waiting for Trucas' team member.

Oh, you know what? They're here, so just sit tight.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.