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So young lady, as soon as your mother gets here, we'll get all this

out.

Okay.

So until then, just sit right there.

Okay, I will sit right here.

Sorry I'm late.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Hi.

How are you, Peter?

Oh, my God. It's been so long. I know.

It's been a while.

You're just as beautiful as I remember you.

Thank you. And you're as handsome as I remember.

I am very surprised to see you tonight.

Oh, really? Very surprised.

That's my stepdaughter.

Oh, well.

Yeah.

Please have a seat.

Oh, you're a principal.

Yeah. Thank you.

So, hi.

I can't believe you walked in my door today.

It's a surprise seeing you here.

Wow,

you bring back so many amazing memories for me.

Do you guys know each other or something?

Yes. We actually went to high school together.

It was a little more than that.

Yeah, we dated for a few years.

Oh.

We were the hit couple in high school.

Oh, yeah. We had so much fun.

Do you remember prom night?

How could I forget that? Oh, my God. Our level broke down and we had to walk the

rest of the way.

It was the best walk of my life.

Oh, my God, it was fun. And afterwards... Oh, afterwards.

Yeah.

Okay,

well, we can save that for another time.

We'll catch up later. Well, what's going on with Eden?

Yes, Eden.

Well, it appears Eden has appropriated, and somehow, the answers

to the final exam.

Not only that, but was selling them to the other students.

Are you kidding me? Why would you do that, Eden?

Um, how do you even know it was me for the first, like... We had you on video,

going in, taking the test, and found it with several other students,

and every one of them told us, Eden's the one that gave it to us.

I mean, if he does, though, but...

I mean, wait, they fucking ratted on me?

Every one of them.

Sweetheart, I know you got, like, the kindness of heart, but you've got to

understand that people, they take advantage of you sometimes.

Okay, but I literally helped every single one of them pass.

It doesn't matter.

Like, when it comes down to it, he's going to get in trouble.

And you cheated in order to do it.

Literally.

Can you give me the name?

Do you know who ratted on me?

You know who you gave them to.

So, just figure it was every one of them.

I'm going to have to tell your dad.

So, what's going to happen? Where do we go from here?

Let me show you this.

Okay.

So, this is our code of conduct.

I'm supposed to abide by this for the entire school district.

Clearly, as you can see.

Right here.

Her offense is punishable by expulsion.

There's not much below this.

It was literally like one time.

That's all it takes is one time.

So, I don't know how you feel about your daughter being expelled.

It can't happen. Your dad would be so pissed.

Like, you can't.

We can't have you with Phil. I can do, like, I can work and I can, I don't

I can stay, like, after school and do some, I don't know.

You only have, like, a couple more months. You can't get Phil. I know. I

understand how this could adversely affect her future.

I really don't have a whole lot of options.

Well, is there anything we can do to, you know...

There's something we can do to make this go away, or just so she can graduate at

least?

When we say go away, what are you thinking?

I don't know. Maybe I can help out around the school, or she can do

to make up for it, help out, office assistant, something.

Well, certainly.

Want her to be held accountable for her actions.

Unfortunately, I feel that this is very much a learned behavior that she's

learned at home. And I'm sorry if I upset you with that.

But she certainly didn't learn this from school. Well, she didn't learn it at

home either.

Well,

actually, I think you're very right about that. I really do. Because I

hear you and Dad every single night arguing and door slamming every single

night. And let me tell you.

Wait, this is like our personal business. You can't be going around

to... You guys have been old time friends, okay? Excuse me, little girl.

parent, okay?

So, you're the one who needs to take responsibility for your behavior.

I'm taking responsibility that I did it, but this is where

it comes from. Like, I'm obviously struggling at home.

Well, I'm...

I know when we were in school together, she was definitely a rebel.

We broke a lot of rules back then. Wait, are you, like, are you taking her side?

Not necessarily taking her side, but... She doesn't need to hear any of this. I

certainly remember some fond memories of skipping school.

Oh, my God. See, I've never skipped. I'm just saying.

Okay, that's enough. What can we do to, like...

What can we do to rectify the situation?

What do we need to do?

Yes. So perhaps we can find a little bit of wiggle room in here

with this and maybe get her some counseling, you know, our guidance

maybe have them talk to her a little bit.

You know, maybe stay after school a little bit, do some work for the

that she...

We're sealing the tests from... I think that's a great idea.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Sure. For some of the responsibility, it had to take some consequence for her

actions. Okay.

But on the same instant, I think maybe there are some consequences

that could be shared.

Well, do you remember that time that we slipped off and went over to

the little lake down by the school?

That was a couple times.

Yeah.

Anyway, I was remembering fondly about those times.

That's a good time.

Some of the best times.

I have

such

fond memories of those times.

I'm still here.

Yeah.

I'm just thinking maybe if we really work

together in all this, that we can probably just make this completely

What do you mean exactly?

Well, if you, like you said, share a little bit of the burden of the

responsibility of this learned behavior.

Learned behavior.

then, you know, maybe we could all walk away from this happy.

You know, I mean, maybe if we

just take a, you know, short little walk down memory lane.

Um, um, um, um, dad?

What about your dad?

He doesn't need to come.

I mean... Come?

Obviously, we've been fighting lately. That's what you told him, right?

Yeah, but... Do you not want to walk in graduation?

I do.

Okay, well... Mom's just, you know... She's doing what she needs

to do.

Yeah, this is for you. I better go, Ivy.

Okay? This is for you.

Better not say anything to your dad either.

Wolfie.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you don't have to look.

I don't want to.

This is actually...

It's getting really hot in here.

Oh,

I

remember

that.

Oh, my God.

You remember that, don't you? Oh, yeah.

I do remember this. You remember that, huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

My principal's penis is in my future.

Is that hard?

Almost.

Have you never seen a penis before? No, Mom.

No. Okay.

No.

Clearly, you've seen plenty.

Well, this one is about to help you get out of some serious trouble, so... Yeah,

I mean, we can make this go away.

Yeah.

If we make this go away.

Mm -hmm.

And I just, like, don't have to tell anybody, like, students, nobody. I just

have to keep this to myself.

Stay in my office.

Got it.

Oh, my God. This is bigger than I remember.

It's been too long. I know.

Way too long.

So, how many, like, moms do you... like do this with?

None.

Well, maybe Frankie's mom.

What? Oh, okay. That's why Frankie graduated.

Well, he had a very enthusiastic mother.

Okay. Don't worry about anyone else. This is, this is, you know, about you

right now. This is about you.

Yes.

Okay. All right.

I can't tell your dad either.

Okay, I won't tell anybody.

Taylor, may we? What?

Would you stand up?

Okay.

Come here, Eden. Come on.

You're not out of the hook today. Come on.

I'm doing this for you. Get up.

This is happening.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that

brings back

memories.

I have to burn this out of my memory just so you know.

It's a good thing I have a counselor now, apparently.

Well, you're going to have to help me with this, so don't think you're just

going to sit there and I'm going to do all the work, okay?

Okay, I'm watching and learning. I'm a quick learner.

Am I as good as you remember?

Oh, even better.

Why are you moaning? Stop.

God.

Because it's so good.

Just like I remember.

Acting like it's a lollipop.

Do you want to come help me suck this lollipop?

Well, you're the one who got her in this position.

Exactly.

Okay. Just do it.

That's good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

How's she doing?

Well, she has a few leans away from her stepmother, but I think she's on her

way.

That's good.

Wait,

are you recording?

Well, you know, this is just for me.

For you?

Yeah, you know, so I can look back and enjoy these memories.

Oh my god, that is so sweet.

Okay, I'm sweating.

Am I getting too hot for you?

Um, not you guys, just me.

She's such a prat.

I think I know where she gets it from.

Come on.

You've got to share some of the responsibility.

That's good.

Good girl.

Wow.

So nice and hard.

Oh yeah.

Well, you know what I really want?

What?

I want to see you like I used to.

What? Nothing, nothing.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yes, I do.

I feel so good.

You

know,

you should be very thankful to your mother for all she's done today.

I agree.

Why don't you give me a little kiss?

To show your gratitude.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So much memory.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Give it to me. Oh, my gosh, yes.

this is

all

for you

We'll have the janitor clean it.

committed the crime.

Exactly. She should have to deal with some kind of punishment.

This is so tight.

I think this meeting has officially come to an end, and you don't need to worry

about your little issue.

We'll take care of that.

Thank you.

Miss? Oh, yeah.

She'll walk?

She walks. And she'll be on the honor roll?

That might be another meeting.

And,

by the way, what are you doing Friday night?

Oh, my God.

Can we go?