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Well, another Christmas home alone.

Stupid dad, we're on vacation without me.

I guess that's just part of growing up. Being 21 and all.

Family trips.

Thing of the past.

Well, at least I have you, Mr. Whiskers.

Mr. Whiskers?

Huh?

Oh. Huh?

Dear Johnny, I went to the cat cafe to spend Christmas with the homies.

I'll be back next week.

Merry Christmas.

Meow. Mr. Whiskers.

God damn it.

Huh.

This is the neighbor that always hits on me. Let's give him the scare of his

life.

Hello?

Who's there?

Someone there?

What are you doing?

Let's try to run back.

All right, must have been the wind.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm being robbed. I'm being robbed.

I want my daddy.

I want my daddy.

Damn it, Johnny.

You're such a wuss.

When are you going to stop being such a loser and finally grow up?

You're right, Papa.

Matter of fact, today's the day.

Yeah, today's the day I stop being a loser and take manners into my own

Where is he?

I know he's here. His shitty car is outside.

He doesn't even have a sports car. What a loser.

Okay, let's split up. You go that way, I'll go this way.

This

will

show them.

What the fuck? I guess he's not here.

What the fuck?

Got you, robber!

Oh, shit.

Who are you?

And why are you so insanely hot? I can explain.

Oh, my God!

You must be my Christmas gift!

Yeah! My dad! He got me a real -life version of my ball!

Oh, sweet!

Uh, yeah, yeah, that's it. Actually, I'm Cubby's friend, your neighbor.

Cubby? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hottest girl in the whole entire universe?

Oh, no.

What am I...

Dildos? What was this supposed to do? Make me cum?

Oh my god, Cubby! The love of my life!

Thank god you're okay! I don't know what I would have done without you! Oh my

god, please come here! Give me a hug! I need - Johnny!

Are you here to be my girlfriend?

What? That would be the greatest Christmas gift a man could ever ask for!

What? No! I was trying to scare you!

Scare me?

Why? On Christmas Day?

I thought it would be funny. I don't have anything better going on today.

I mean, what about your family?

Yeah, right. My family's never spent Christmas with me. I'm always home

Really? Me too.

Well, you know, I'm already here. Why don't we just spend Christmas together?

Huh?

Christmas?

Together? Yeah.

Holy... Okay, yeah.

Be right back. Give me one second.

Woo! Yeah!

Score! Woo! Fuck yeah!

Sorry about that.

Uh -uh.

Whatever.

Wait,

wait. Hold on a second. What about your friend?

Oh, yeah.

Hey.

What are you doing? Uh, you know, I just thought I would spread some Christmas

cheeks. Okay, I want to join.

Oh, wow. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

so much

Christmas cheer.

I got two life -size balls for Christmas.

Oh, I want some.

Come taste this cup.

Yeah. Stick your tongue out.

You go again.

Yeah, you too.

Oh,

it's cheesy.

Yeah.

Choke on that cup.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting jealous.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to share that card with you.

How excited we got.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I'm worshiping this day.

Yeah. Oh, you suck it so good.

You like that?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you swallow it so good, huh?

You're getting nice and slobbery.

Nice and covered in spit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. I love looking

at it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Yeah, you're like a slutty mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Get up really quick.

Yeah, give us that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. I fucking love this guy.

Oh, it's so good.

Thank you for letting us share it.

Christmas is all about sharing.

This is way better than swimming before. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, put it right on there.

Oh my gosh.

This is the best Christmas ever.

Double D titties for Christmas?

Fuck yeah.

Do I have any more gifts to unwrap?

Why don't you come over here and sit back on this side and sit on this side?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why don't you sit on it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're going to make it, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna lick it.

Yeah, come on in. I want to taste it. Yeah, I want to taste it. Come on, let's

try it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

it tastes so good.

Put it back, put it back. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, fuck yeah.

I'm gonna take that dick.

Yeah.

Oh my god, it's so fucking good.

Yeah.

Yeah, use it, use it, use it.

Yeah, I wanna taste it again.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. I can't wait to cum on your dick.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. I'm getting jealous. I want some.

Yeah. Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck it. Oh, my God.

Fuck, yeah.

You're going to stroke me really fast tonight.

I want to feel this for you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get on here. It feels amazing.

Oh, my God.

Give me that dick. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. It's so big.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Take it, take it, take it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

You're like, yeah, take it, take it, take it.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, my God,

it's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck

you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck,

yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

I'm so good. I'm so good.

I come to so good on this day.

I don't want to look like a giraffe though.

I'll stop it with my lips too.

I want to watch you get fucked again.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah,

put

it

in that hole.

Yeah, right there. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh, it's out again.

I'm looking at pussy while I get fucked

That's the jiggles.

Yeah,

go nice and deep in that. Go up and down.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was amazing.

Keep that ass right there.

Right there. I'm going to poke it.

Keep it right there. I'm going to hit it.

I'm going to hit it.

I'm going to hit it.

I'm going to hit it.

I'm going to hit it. I'm going to hit it.

I'm going to hit it. I'm going to hit it. I'm going to hit

it.

I'm going to hit it.

Take in that hole.

Throw it back on me, throw it back on me.

Yeah, let

me bounce on it, let me bounce on it.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my god!

Oh, you're so pretty with that fucking pussy. Oh, fuck,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck, it's so good. Oh, it's so good. It's so good, my pussy.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh,

let me kiss up with you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

He looks so good, too.

Oh, my God.

I don't know.

I don't care. He doesn't have a sports car anymore.

He has a sports car.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you want something?

Yeah. I'm starting to get a little jealous.

I love when you get jealous.

Oh, my God.

I love seeing those, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

This is so fucking good. Let me see.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I want to taste that pussy now, too. You do?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.

I love wishing you'd be a bad girl.

I'm just suffocating your face with my pussy while you get fucked.

I love you, Jimmy.

I don't know what you're talking

about.

Yeah, we want to eat it. We both want to swallow it. We're both going to stay

right there. Yeah, you're going to cover us.

Yeah,

we want it.

Yeah, we're going to share it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look it up. Look at all those titties.

I want to taste it. Oh, yeah.

Best Christmas ever.

Oh, my God. How do you decorate us like the tree?