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This is my twin sister Sandy.

The one I became a little sister to?

This place is a dump.

Hey, girl.

Don't be calling this place a dump.

This place is where you stood years of partying and drinking.

What the hell? This is a day he's been in college for 15 years. That's right,

and I'm proud of it.

I hold the record here.

15 years? What have you been playing for 15 years?

Oh, this and that, you know.

So I've changed my major a few times.

I'm still here, aren't I? I mean, how many majors are there? It's been years.

Hey, I'm learning a lot. What can I say, you know?

You're doing pretty good, girl.

Oh, God. What time is it?

I gotta get going.

It's about 1 .15.

I gotta get going. I gotta go to class.

See you guys later.

See you later.

Hey, what's your name?

Ben.

Hey, you're pretty cute.

Why don't you have a seat here? Would you like some beer?

Dean Stockwell.

Uh, how you doing?

I see this place is still a dump, and I see you're still here, and who is this?

Oh, this is Bandy. She's thinking about becoming a little sister.

You're, uh, aren't you a freshman?

You're a freshman, aren't you?

Yes, you are. What are you doing here drinking? Why are you drinking with her?

She's not drinking, Dean.

What did I just tell you? You're on double probation.

This house is on probation.

You're here for 15 years. I do not understand how you can... Look, I'm

really close to graduating. You're getting close to graduating. Let me tell

something, Mr. Hartman.

If this had been the Army, you would have been out of here. You know, there

an age restriction at some point.

This ain't the Army, is it? No, it's worse.

Now,

I don't know. I'm compelled to do something here.

I just... Like what?

Well, it's very serious, this violation.

Very serious.

And I'll add it up to you.

Come on, I don't need any more trouble, Dean.

But I don't know how we're going to work this out.

I can't get in trouble.

I can't.

Isn't there anything, Dean?

What can I do?

Well, as a matter of fact, there is.

Here, why don't you... Dean, you don't want me to... Not you, her.

Yeah, come on, it'll get us out of trouble.

Hey, Dean.

Uh, I don't know. I don't deserve it, but...

Yeah, suck the Dean's cock.

Yeah. That Dean Stockwell sure has a big dick.

My sister loves sucking dicks. More than studying.

I guess you could call her a real cock looker.

Damn. Look at that bitch suck that dick.

That's cool, I guess.

It's true.

Girls just love the stuff.

Girl,

love. Maybe. Of course, love.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Fuck!

One.

I'm sorry.

Pledge shoes, all right?

Maybe we should pledge them.

I don't know about pledging, but you're off the hook for this time.

And this time only.

Wait till I make another visit here.

Just try to stay in my suit.

Yeah. So, like, have you done, um, initiation stuff yet?

Well, I guess so.

So, like, you've done, like, the girl thing.

No. No?

No. Really?

Well, all the little sisters have to do it.

I was a little sister last year.

So now I have to teach other little sisters how to do stuff.

Like what?

I tell you, all girls are lesbians. I mean, it's just a fact.

You're just having fun. I'm not a lesbian.

Oh, yes you are.

No, I'm not. I came to school to learn, but this is way too much.

Don't you want to be a good little sister?

I'll teach you how to do it.

Come on.

Are you sure about this?

You know...

College is about new experiences.

I've heard stories around the frat house about Carolee. For a little girl, she

has a huge reputation.

The guys say she's a slut.

Well, you go, girl.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Okay.

oh oh

All right.

Oh my God.

Eww.

um

oh

Were you watching us? Oh, yeah.

You've got a boner. I do.

Would you like some?

Sure do.

Girl, what boner?

Boner.

Hello?

Hello?

um

Yeah. Yeah.

Go Cubs!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Is that your type, Lindsay?

Yeah, make her cream all over.