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Hi, everybody.

It's me, Brandy again.

I'm having a lot of fun in my first month in college.

I'm not sure what my major is going to be yet. I'm just a freshman.

But with all the drinking and friends I've made, I'm not sure that I ever want

to leave.

I joined the Pi Pi community.

That makes me a Greek.

Some of the fat boys say that they'll really show me what it's like to be

They say that they'll do it to me Greek style or something.

I wonder what that means.

Hey. Hey, Mark. Hey.

I'm looking for you. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Hi.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

What party?

I mean, I probably go.

Yeah. I'm going to party at my dad's house.

Sounds great.

It's going to go off.

It'll be fun. What time should I get there?

Oh, around 7 or so.

Oh.

It'll be fun.

Definitely. Oh, you have cute little panties on. It's pretty cute. You should

wear those tonight.

They look cute, too.

Well,

I've got to get back to class now, so I guess I'll see you later.

Yeah, well, have fun. Yeah. Nice seeing you.

Bye -bye. Bye. See you later.

This is the apartment I live at.

Isn't my dad cool?

I told him the dorm sucks, so he's paying for this place. But I have to

roommate because I have to rent, since that's what the dorm would have cost.

But it sucks.

Why can't he just give me a few credit cards or something?

What's up?

Where my uncle Branton at?

She's at a slumber party for the weekend.

Who are you?

I'm a lunatic, baby.

How are you?

I'm Samantha.

What are you doing?

Staring at my lava lamp.

Isn't it cool?

This kind of shit y 'all do at college all day?

Uh -huh.

Shit, I feel weird.

I need to be in college.

What are you doing?

Take a hit of your butt.

Are you in a fraternity?

Fuck no, I'm in a gang. What kind of a freak organization is that?

It's a gang, baby. It's a family.

It's a... It's like a big union.

Damn.

It's a good -ass bus.

Mr. Lunatic?

Nothing. Don't worry about it, girl.

Do what you're doing.

ones that work in formal together, but I've never even been a basketball

Because I ain't no fucking basketball player. Who the fuck are you?

I'm not your cousin.

That's my girlfriend.

She's a tasty bitch, too.

I wouldn't know.

She's been holding out.

Well, get some ass.

Yeah, I see.

Thank you.

It's not. You can let your girl hold on to me.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

What the hell,

man?

I've been going to the canning booth.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hey there cousin, why don't you fuck her pussy now?

I'd like you to meet my friends. This is Brandy. Hi, Brandy. And this is Debbie.

Hi, Debbie. And this is Sonny. Hi, Sonny.

Come on in. You guys are going to have a great time tonight.

Good.

And then there was this one time that the fraternity brothers came over to the

sorority house. Oh, yeah, I remember that one.

They tore the paper, the whole thing.

It was so funny. It was so messy. Then remember Mother came out and was like,

you guys.

I'm gonna be a music major. I need my fingers.

I'm doing theater.

I'm in psychology all the way.

your business in my own company someday.

Really? Cool.

What kind of company?

I don't really know yet, but it'll pop up sometime.

I'm going to go up on you. I'm really tired.

Alright, Daddy.

I'm going to go read a book and relax.

So you guys have fun and don't mess up my house, okay?

We'll try not to. Good night.

Nice to meet you guys.

Your father's pretty cool.

How old is he? Oh, he's 42.

Really? Yeah.

Wow.

Let's go talk about my dad.

Let's go watch some TV.

I don't want to hear about Mr. Jones anymore.

To whom?

He's older than, like, Jesus.

I mean,

seriously, if you think about it, I'm older than him.

I'm not.

That's my dad.

That's my dad. I don't want to think.

He's 42.

That's why it's so old. It's hair. Gray hair.

You're not.

You're not that bad.

I'm not that bad.

I was just checking out his

watch him later.

Whatever. I have to go to the bathroom, you guys.

You know where it is? Right upstairs at the top.

Okay, see you back.

Look at your head.

Never been grown up right here.

Just a little strange.

What's your blood, I guess?

I don't know.

Oval.

I didn't mean to startle you, me being naked and everything.

No, you have a pretty big dick.

Can I see it again?

Does my daughter know you're up here? Oh, she's concerned about the girls.

Are you sure?

Have you guys ever thought about dating another woman?

Ew. Hell no.

Not me.

I don't think so.

Nasty. Don't make me feel bad.

Just kissing another girl. I mean, it's gotta be different than guys. I've never

thought about it. Never.

Well,

do you want to try?

Hell no, I don't want to try.

Ew, you guys are gross.

I'm out of here.

I'm gonna go do something else. Give it a try?

I love you.

Amen.

Death.

Have you seen Vince?

Vince? Yeah. You mean Mr. Jones?

Yeah, I mean, he lives here. I'm his next -door neighbor. He's supposed to

me downstairs.

He wanted to drive him around tonight, but he's not helping.

You okay?

No. What's the matter?

Um... You know what? Maybe he's in a bathroom. I'll go check and see. No, no,

no, no.

I don't think you should go in there.

Why not?

He's what?

Have you heard me?

Wait a minute. He's in the bathroom looking for a sorority sister?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Let me take a look. I'll be right back.

No, it's horrible.

It's absolutely horrible.

Why is it horrible?

She shouldn't be doing that.

I don't know. She's too old.

What's wrong with being old? I don't know. You're the same age as me.

You're younger.

Young guys suck, too. All they want to do is get drunk and get blowjobs, and I

hate it.

Fucking hate it.

Blowjobs? I just hate young guys.

Oh.

like this that maybe you might need an older man.

I do?

Yeah, I mean, you know, you've got all these problems with these young guys,

and, you know, maybe an older guy could take care of you where they can.

I never thought about it like that before.

Well, think of it this way, too. You know, an older man has a little more

wisdom, and he's been around the block. He's seen a few things, you know, that

young guys haven't.

Where would I find an older man?

Well, um, here.

Of course, you know. Why don't you give it a try and see?

I don't know.

Ah, believe me, it won't hurt bad.

You got me.

No.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

I don't wish on the voicemail. I don't

wish

on the voicemail.

Oh my god, it's blue!

Oh yeah, it is.

oh yes

Oh, man.

Yeah.

Tell Vince, I got to go. I got a caddy on the payroll, and I'm paying for the

driving range by the hour. I've already got money. It was nice. Bye.

Not here right now.

Oh, this is good enough.

I have to go look for Mr.

Jones.

This is

my roommate, Brandy.

She's kind of an airhead.

I never bring her around any of the frat parties with me. I think she has a

learning disorder or something.

Hey, I'm Vince's lawyer.

How are you?

Good. Where's Vince at?

I think he's up there.

Oh, yeah. I've got to talk to him about his DUI.

He's up there. All right. Okay.

Hey, what the hell's going on up there?

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, there's some blonde girl with some guy

bedroom. They're having a wild time.

I heard some grunts and groans coming out of the bathroom, and I don't know

the hell Vince is doing in there.

Um, that must be my story.

Oh my God, I knew she was going to do that.

I've been looking at him all day.

Wow, there's a lot of weird shit going on around here.

What are you doing?

Hey, uh, is it okay if I jack off?

What?

Everybody's doing it. Shit, come on, man. Whatever.

Is it alright?

Baby, there ain't nothing I love more than beating my cock to a little girl

you. Oh, my God.

Yeah. You like lawyers?

Yeah, lawyers. But what are you doing?

Yeah, baby. I'm a lawyer in love.

Is that turning you on, baby?

No.

It's turning me on.

You're not. Oh, my God.

Please. Let me help you.

It looks like you could use your hands. Yeah.

Can I touch your ass, maybe?

No, you want me to touch your dick, no?

Come on, let me ask you. Are you a girl?

What else are you going to ask for?

Oh, baby.

Can I just suck it?

Can I just lick it?

Oh, my God. Where are the perverts?

I don't know, baby. Maybe it's all that time we spend in court staring at those

ugly judges.

Over there.

Over there.

Over there.

Ah!

I don't know.

And...

Well, I guess I learned what Greeks tell me.

See, you really do learn things in college.

See you next time.