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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour
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Urgh!
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Oh...
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Whoo!
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SHE SCREAMS
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ROBOTIC CHATTERING
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I mean, you're useless at this.
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SCREAMING
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SHE TRUMPETS
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Eurgh!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello!
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Welcome to Taskmaster,
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a bluebell of light entertainment
popping up in a forest
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of Married At First Sight Australia
horse dung.
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Let us begi-...
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Let us begin the next round of
the competition
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and meet our mighty competitors
once more.
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Please welcome Andy Zaltzman...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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..Babatunde Aleshe...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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..Emma Sidi...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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..Jack Dee...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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..and Rosie Jones!
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And next to me,
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a man who drunkenly confided in me
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that whenever the presenter Fiona
Bruce comes on the television
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he can't help but rub himself
against the arm of his sofa.
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It's Little Alex Horne!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I've got an idea.
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WHISPERING: What is it?
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It's a money making plan
for me and you. Ooh.
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Yeah, so I've been watching
a lot of motor racing,
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and, uh, they look cool,
don't they, the guys,
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the motor racing guys?
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You know why they look cool?
No.
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Cause they've got...they've
got adverts all
over their clothing.
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So I'm releasing little areas
of of my coat.
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£15, £15 to advertise there.
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On the back... Oh...
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£20.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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It works,
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people have already taken
out advertising.
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Power Milk and
Outdoor Crisps support in!
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That's my idea Greg. Are you in?
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I'm not in, no.
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Let's start the show!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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The prize category this week is
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the thing that most makes
Greg scratch his chin.
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SING-SONGY: Be-ard!
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Yes, what a strong chin it is
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to be scratched by such
a mighty bear paw
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on the end of such
a funny, hairless arm.
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The legs are also hairless.
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Call me.
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Five points for the thing that causes
the most chin scratching
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and then five fairly useless prizes
for the winner of the episode.
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Take it away, Greg.
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Who is first today?
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Baba.
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Oh, no!
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Why are you saying that?
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I really tried to get something
to make you scratch your chin
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but in a way which you're, like,
confused,
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so that's why I chose
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a paper plate.
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Yes, he did.
Here is Baba's paper plate.
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Are you gonna explain
the paper plate?
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No.
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EMMA GASPS
Yes!
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Got him!
ANDY: He scratched his chin!
JACK: Very good.
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Good. Andy.
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I got you some, uh, some aftershave.
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It's made out of mosquitoes, is it?
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It's made out of mosquito bite.
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So it's actually the saliva of
the mosquito that,
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that creates the allergic reaction.
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So I'm going to get a lovely old
big red chin with that, aren't I?
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Yeah, yeah.
ALEX: Have a look at the other side.
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Look who uses it.
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The absolute highlight for me is,
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"Now I scratch my chin
like a real man."
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Very good. Uh, hello, Jack.
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Hello.
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Um, I've brought in a book
and it's called the, uh,
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The Colin Phillips
Book Of Information.
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OK. Take a look at the book. OK.
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ALEX: It is a genuine book from Jack.
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Oh...
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Do you know why
the screwdriver is in there?
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Uh, to try and escape from prison?
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No, no, no. No.
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See, metaphorically,
you're already scratching your chin,
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even though you
haven't done it dramatically.
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No.
Cause you...you're puzzled now.
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But in the introduction, he explains
how he is very loosely related to
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the man who developed
the Phillips-head screwdriver,
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and that was a promotional
version of the book
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which he thought would launch it...
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Uh, yeah.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Little bit. Little bit.
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Thanks, Jack.
Little mid-range scratch.
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Emma.
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So...
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..I brought in...
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..fake chin acne.
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AUDIENCE GROANS
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They look like you've knocked into
a tray of canapes.
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You ever had spots on your chin?
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Yeah, back in the '80s.
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And what would you do
to kind of get rid of them?
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I used to love squeezing spots.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Go on, what did it look like?
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If it was on my nose,
I'd probably give it that,
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but even if it was on my chin,
I'd probably give it that.
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Ah, you...!
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That to me that is a tiny scratch...
One squeeze and off.
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Argh! Great. Fine. Thanks, Emma.
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Rosie. Hello!
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Hello, there!
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I have brought a
genuine question for you.
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OK. And I really want you
to think about it,
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so I made it into a scroll.
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Yes, here we go. Lovely.
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Would you rather make
sweet love to my body...
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..but with Alex's head...
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..or Alex's body with my head?
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APPLAUSE
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So... He's gone!
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That is brilliant.
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Answer me.
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She said, "Answer me." Hmm.
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I want to know too, Rosie.
You want to know, do you?
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OK...
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I would make sweet love...
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..to Alex's body. Ooh!
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Hello! Because...
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..because I think the
humiliation that he will suffer
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for the rest of his life... Yeah?
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..will delight me. Yeah.
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And I quite enjoy chatting to you,
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whereas I despise him.
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OK, Greg.
Let's give some points out.
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We all know who... Sidi.
Pimple's getting one.
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Yes. One to you, Emma. OK.
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Absolutely rubbish.
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Baba and Jack take three.
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Joint third, got it.
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Uh, technically
because it doesn't exist,
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but it's very imaginative,
you get four points.
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This dilemma is awful.
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Five points to Rosie Jones,
four points to Andy Zaltzman.
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There you go. Well done, Rosie Jones!
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Task time.
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Well, well, well.
Yes, it's time for a task, sure,
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but also time for an eye test. Hmm.
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Baba!
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What's this?
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And that's the first time
the helmet's come in use.
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Yeah.
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Ah, yeah. I know what this is.
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HE CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY
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WINCING: Mm-m!
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That's to wedge your head into.
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Oh, I like this.
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Comfy, isn't it?
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Can I have it? No.
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Please? No.
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But...
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No.
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Gah!
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"Put on the special glasses.
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"Fastest wins."
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"Your time starts now."
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These?
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No, they're not glasses.
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I hate opticians,
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because you can never tell if
the eye chart is actually in focus,
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or whether it's just a big scam.
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APPLAUSE
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Rosie's immediate reaction is,
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"I love this chair
and I want to take it home,"
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and Jack posits the theory
that all opticians
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are part of an international scam.
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Could be! It could be!
It could be.
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OK, well, first up,
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zut alors, it's Emma and Baba.
GREG WHISTLES
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Are these the special glasses,
yeah?
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They must be, bruv.
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But no - these ain't
the special glasses.
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Where are the special glasses at?
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"Tiar, tiar...
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"Tiar tropwo lebhsi deseehc."
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Pardon? I don't understand it either.
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"Ch..." Oh, cheesed!
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I'm not able to work with that.
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All right.
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Where are these special glasses?
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Cheesed.
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See if there's anything in here.
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Oh!
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Oh-o...
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That was bad of me. Sorry.
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Oh, for goodness sake.
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I don't want to open any more.
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Urgh.
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I was really hoping that was
gonna be like a sort of
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Temple of Doom moment where,
you know...
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"Broaow!" ..or something,
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but it's not done anything there.
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No, different budgets.
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I don't know how to speak...
What's this, French?
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I can't speak French.
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Cheese. There's the cheese...
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I'm actually against the clock.
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There's a cheese dome, and I'm just
going to look in there very quick.
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SHE SIGHS AND GIGGLES
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Yeah, brilliant.
All right, well, that took a minute.
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PRONOUNCING VERY PHONETICALLY:
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We're screwed, bro.
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IN FLUENT FRENCH:
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LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
Oh, my God.
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So, I did French at uni.
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What did you get? 2:1.
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Tell you what you get
if you get a first -
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the vocabulary of "socle".
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I don't know what that means.
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You must look in the
inside of a...
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..socle.
That is such an incredible shame.
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Socle...
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I'm about to call Eddie Kadi.
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He's Congolese but he
speaks French.
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I might just have to quickly
use WordReference.
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Can you hear me?
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ON PHONE: I can hear you.
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Try and translate this for me,
please.
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Uh, "Vos devez a..."
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Nah, man. What?
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Don't do that. Speak properly...
Bro, I don't know French!
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I've consented to the cookies.
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But you haven't allowed all
the cookies, have you?
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I'm under a lot of stress.
I've allowed them all.
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Oh, my God.
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All right, I've sent it to you, bro.
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CACOPHANY OVER PHONE
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What is going on?
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Baba, Baba, one second,
one second, one second. Yeah?
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Basically, you should look at
the inside of the base.
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The inside of the base?
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"Base"!
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Yeah, pede-... Pedestal! Pedestal.
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So insane.
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Bang!
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LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
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You increasingly make really
strange noises.
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I know.
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Have we got a couple of the noises
that came out during that attempt?
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I always isolate the noises.
Here they are.
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Mm-m!
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Oh-o...
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"Broaow!"
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But we knew what she meant.
263
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,160
I know what she means.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
264
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,680
I'm going to start using, "Braoaw."
265
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,360
But the point is, they both
found the special glasses!
266
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,080
They did. Who shall we see next?
267
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,800
Andy and Rosie?
"Yes, I think so, Alex,
268
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,320
"and great job on
all the admin, etc."
269
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,920
Here we go.
270
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,200
It feels like there should be
a clue in there somewhere.
271
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,880
No, it's some strange tongue.
272
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,440
Are these the special glasses?
273
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,160
Is...is this enough?
274
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,120
Oh, that's not very special.
Oh. Sorry. Right.
275
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,080
OK.
276
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,400
Is that...?
That feels like it might come off.
277
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,040
AUDIENCE GROANS
278
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,280
I don't understand.
279
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,560
Special glasses. Special glasses.
280
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,360
I feel I'm missing one
of your clues again.
281
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,400
Why was that here?
282
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,320
Is there anything behind the...?
There's nothing.
283
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,920
That comes off.
284
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,320
And you know I'm strong,
285
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:08,920
so if I break this, that's on you.
286
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,600
I'm missing something here, Alex.
287
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,200
The glasses.
OK, yeah, other than the glasses!
288
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,040
Right.
289
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,480
Come on.
290
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,200
OK, I mean, that was kind
of obvious, wasn't it?
291
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,360
Are these special? I don't know.
292
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,160
Depends on your attitude
to flamingos.
293
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,440
I've stopped the clock.
They're special.
294
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,480
I mean, it was right there.
295
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,960
I could've got that within seconds.
296
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,080
Yeah, baby!
297
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,880
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh!
298
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,600
Yeah!
299
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,840
I just think that two grown adults
being told to look for some
magic glasses
300
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,480
and it being both their
instincts to go,
301
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,640
"Are these the magic glasses?"
302
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:01,240
Sort of smacks of some sort
of unravelling of some kind.
303
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,120
Andy looked at the optician's
board for quite a while,
304
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,120
but he was just reading it forwards
over and over again.
305
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,240
Ironically, I'm...
306
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,520
I'm Jewish, and the Hebrew text
is written right to left,
307
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,720
but, equally unfortunately,
I'm a very, very lapsed Jew. Um...
308
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,840
I didn't think to read
right to left.
309
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,360
How did they do?
Give me some scores.
310
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,880
Both of them were quicker than...
311
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,480
In French.
312
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,080
Les deux...
313
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,480
Le Zaltzman.
Oui, ah, Zaltzman et Jones...
314
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,560
Oui. Vites...
315
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,960
Plus vites que les autres.
316
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,080
Oh.
317
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,800
Je ne sais pas! Oui!
318
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,240
Part One is complete.
319
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,200
Here's the fuckin' adverts.
320
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
321
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,600
Hello, welcome back to the show.
322
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,640
It's Part Two,
323
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,120
and our cast have been busy looking
for some special glasses.
324
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,000
So busy, Greg.
325
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,040
I mean, so busy!
326
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,080
We've had four successes so far,
327
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,000
and the answer is right under
their noses.
328
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,200
And talking of noses,
329
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,760
finally, here's a man with
a really lovely one.
330
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,320
It's Jack Dee.
331
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,080
Is there anything...?
332
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,120
That's not...
333
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,560
Oh.
334
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,160
I need to look round
the house, I think,
335
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,520
if it's not these ones.
336
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,960
Unless they've been hidden in here,
and that would be...
337
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,720
You went...
338
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,240
I didn't meant to.
I didn't mean to do that.
339
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,200
Oh, OK. But I did do that, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
340
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,560
Um...
341
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,560
I mean, this is special.
342
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,880
I'm slightly surprised.
343
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,200
Why? But I don't think I can
deny that those are special glasses.
344
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,520
I think... Thank you!
345
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,680
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
346
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,040
Oh, come on.
347
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,320
It was quite exciting when you put
your hand near the special glasses
348
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,160
and then you just wandered off
349
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,520
and came back in
with any old glasses.
350
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,680
It's just a shame we didn't nail
what special glasses were.
351
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:14,760
It wasn't defined.
352
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,160
What was the task?
353
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,200
Well, it was to put on
the special glasses.
354
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,080
And isn't the elephant in
the room here that they're goggles?
355
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,960
Shall I tell you the times?
356
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,080
Tell me the times.
357
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,120
Well, Baba was the slowest in 13:20,
358
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,440
Emma 9:40,
359
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,080
Rosie and Andy,
only 30 seconds between them,
360
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,840
Rosie 5:24, Andy 4:53.
361
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,880
ALL: Oh...
362
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,560
Jack the quickest, 4:23!
363
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,360
Well, then, come on.
364
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,000
But...but he must be punished.
365
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,560
He must be punished for not
finding the special glasses.
366
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,520
We're giving him a sympathy point.
Ah.
367
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,440
So, the winner is Andy Zaltzman
on this occasion.
368
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,240
OK, so it's one to Jack, two to Baba,
369
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,160
three to Emma, four to Rosie,
370
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,760
five to Andy Zaltzman!
371
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,600
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
372
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,840
In this episode,
two leaders at the top.
373
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,360
It's Andy and Rosie on nine points.
374
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
375
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:13,560
Next - well, this one really is
a great big barrel of laughs.
376
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,520
BLASTS OF WHISTLE
377
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,040
SIGHING: Oh, God.
378
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Hey, Rosie.
379
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,520
ROSIE: Hiya.
380
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,640
Hello.
381
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,440
Hello, Emma. Hi.
382
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,760
Couple of questions for you
before we start. OK.
383
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,600
How far do you think you've
just walked?
384
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,680
That's probably 40 metres.
385
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,240
Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
50 yards.
386
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,360
A few yards?
387
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:58,520
25 metres.
388
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,160
43...
389
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,200
..yards.
390
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,800
Briefly how are you in yourself?
391
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,400
Well. Good.
392
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,480
I'm great, bro.
393
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,600
Yeah, I have my good days,
have my bad days.
394
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,640
Six.
395
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,720
Six? Yeah.
396
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,280
Did you sleep well last night?
397
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,760
Um, eight.
398
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,400
Ten hours.
399
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,760
No, I have a four month old.
400
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,040
I wore socks.
401
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,760
Middle of the night,
I had to take them off,
402
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,600
so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
403
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,920
Knowing I was coming
to a theme park,
404
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,120
I had a precautionary crap.
405
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,120
Did you have any peculiar dreams?
406
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,080
I mean, is running a
100-metre final on a...
407
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,800
I was riding a pig.
Is that peculiar?
408
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,600
Can't remember my dreams, man.
409
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,400
I don't dream.
410
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,560
Uh, yeah, I think some admin stuff.
411
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,840
OK, so shall I open this?
Yes, you should now.
412
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,160
All right.
413
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:53,080
"Be at the highest number barrel
when Alex blows his whistle again."
414
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,240
You're at number one currently.
Number two is to your right.
415
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,440
Oh, right. OK.
416
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,200
"You may only move
to the next barrel
417
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:05,200
"when you have completed the
challenge at the previous barrel."
418
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,840
"If you fail a barrel challenge
twice in a row,
419
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,040
"you must move back to
the first barrel."
420
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,000
I'm gonna fail this, bro.
421
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,000
"If you are at an even-number barrel
at the end of the barrel task,
422
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,400
"you are disqualified."
That seems harsh, Alex.
423
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,840
Um, "You have as long as it took you
to walk to this barrel
424
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,800
"and read up to this line."
425
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,680
Three minutes and four seconds. OK.
426
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,200
I went really quick!
427
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,800
You ran, yes. Yes.
428
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,200
You've got two-and-a-half a minutes.
429
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,680
You've got four minutes
and ten seconds to play with here.
430
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,160
Wish my dream had been longer.
I could've told you more about it.
431
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,640
That's 2:42 you've got.
432
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,840
I didn't know that, though!
433
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,480
You guys didn't tell me,
"Yo, slow down."
434
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,880
You've got
six minutes and eight seconds.
435
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:48,560
This is where the palsy
comes in handy.
436
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,160
Yes!
437
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,720
"Your time started when you said
the word barrel for the ninth time."
438
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,760
We're off.
439
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,560
APPLAUSE
440
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,480
You never dream?
I never dream,
441
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,080
because I'm already living
the dream.
442
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,160
HE RETCHES
443
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,640
Emma, you, uh,
dream about admin,
444
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,080
and you had to take your socks off
in the middle of the night.
445
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,280
Um, when women...
446
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,160
Hang on a minute.
447
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,640
OK. Women are much likelier
448
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,400
to orgasm if their feet are
kept warm.
449
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,880
What?
450
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,720
This is new territory.
451
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,720
I don't...
I know! People don't talk about...
452
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,240
I don't know what
the hell's going on.
453
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,240
I don't need to go into it, do I?
454
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,720
But that's it.
Sorry, you're serious?
455
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,400
Women are more likely to orgasm
if they're wearing socks?
456
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,080
No.
457
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:50,240
If their feet are cold,
they're less likely to orgasm.
458
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,760
And you took them off?
459
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,920
OK. Let's see some stuff.
460
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,960
Right we're going to double-barrel
to begin with.
461
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,960
It's Baba and Rosie.
462
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,800
"Throw an odd number
with this dice."
463
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,000
Brap! Come on.
464
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,640
Uh...
465
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,680
Number five.
466
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,040
Yes!
467
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,880
"Answer Alex's question correctly."
468
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,920
True or false, Baba...
469
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,960
True or false,
470
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,640
humans have the same number
of neck bones as giraffes?
471
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,880
False. False.
472
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,360
It's true. What?
473
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,720
True or false, all the electricity
powering the Internet
474
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,360
weighs the same as a school bus?
475
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,480
No. False.
476
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,120
Correct, you can move on. Brap!
477
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,240
True.
478
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,520
It's false. Back to the dice, please.
479
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,400
Oh, God!
480
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,000
Three. You can move on.
481
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,720
Pick any single red playing card.
482
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,280
I'll pick the first one.
OK.
483
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,560
Correct. Bow! Come on! Let's go.
484
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,960
One in every 15 people
has a third nipple.
485
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,440
True. False.
486
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,600
True or false, Wayne Rooney's
middle name is Paul?
487
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,680
False. It is false. It's Mark.
488
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,320
Yes!
489
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,800
That one.
490
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,880
OK. No.
491
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360
Back we go.
492
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,480
Oh, shit!
493
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,720
"Predict which hand
Alex's whistle is in?"
494
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,960
Your right hand.
495
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,120
You have one more go.
496
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280
Your left hand.
497
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,440
Correct. Come on, let's go!
498
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,200
"Select an even-numbered
bingo ball."
499
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,920
OK.
500
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,920
Yeah? Maybe a bit slower.
501
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,640
Bro, you're wasting my time.
502
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,560
There's one. What number, is it?
503
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,600
55.
504
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,640
Right, try again.
505
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,560
29.
Right, back to barrel number one.
506
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,080
Oh, what? You've got one minute
and one second left. Oh, man.
507
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,640
Three.
508
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,600
Boom. One. Let's go.
509
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,960
One in every 15 people have
a third nipple.
510
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,720
That's false. Correct. Come on.
511
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,320
True or false the high-five
was invented in 1977?
512
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,760
False. True.
513
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,080
True or false... True or false...
514
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,200
True or false, the dialling code
for Greece is +31?
515
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,040
ECHOING: ..humans glow in the dark?
..lobsters are biologically immortal?
516
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,400
True.
BUZZER
517
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,960
False. No, it's true.
BUZZER
518
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,520
True. False.
BUZZER
519
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,360
True or false, pineapples take
two years to grow?
520
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,440
True.
521
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,320
Correct.
522
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,720
I'll pick this one.
523
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,520
Come on. Byup!
524
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,560
That one. Correct.
525
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,160
Come on! 20 seconds left.
526
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,200
That one.
527
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,600
Shyeah!
528
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,840
Which hand is my whistle in?
529
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,880
That one.
530
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,440
No. Which hand's my whistle in?
531
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,520
That one.
532
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,160
Correct. Yes!
533
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,720
Come out.
534
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,640
This thing is rigged!
WHISTLE
535
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,760
That's your time up.
536
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,920
You are on a barrel number five.
537
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,240
Come on, bro!
538
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,920
You've got a minute and 30 seconds.
539
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,160
Um, yeah, I reckon I'm happy.
540
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,640
OK. I'll stop there. Yeah.
541
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,320
You got to barrel number five.
WHISTLE
542
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,440
More than halfway!
I'm happy with that.
543
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,000
APPLAUSE
544
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,400
Thing was rigged.
545
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,520
It was rigged?
546
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,600
It was racist.
547
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,040
ROSIE: I was so shit at that.
548
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,280
No, don't talk yourself down just
because you, a grown woman,
549
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,760
think that lobsters
can live forever.
550
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:21,000
But I want lobsters
to live forever.
551
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,720
Yeah, that's not how it works,
Rosie.
552
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,320
They both got the same score.
553
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,560
Both got the same score
of five barrels.
554
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,200
It seems like a reasonably
strong start. Yes. Who's next?
555
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,000
Well, she ran to the barrels
and spoke very quickly,
556
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,800
reducing the time she had
quite dramatically,
557
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,120
so good luck to Emma Sidi.
558
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,600
Oh!
You've got two and-a-half minutes.
559
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,360
"Throw an odd number
with this dice." Cool.
560
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,320
You've done it. "Answer Alex's
question correctly." Go on.
561
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,360
Hello, Emma.
562
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,760
Tr-... Quick. True or false.. Yeah?
563
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800
Humans have the same number
of neck bones as giraffes.
564
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,560
Uh, false.
565
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,480
It's true.
BUZZER
566
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,120
No, I can ask you a second one.
567
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,120
True or false, all the electricity
powering the Internet
568
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,760
weighs the same as a school bus?
569
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,960
True.
It's false. It's the same as a plum.
570
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,200
Go on.
Back we go. You've got two wrong.
571
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,480
BUZZER
572
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,680
DING
573
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,920
Hello, Emma. Yep.
574
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,640
True or false, one in every
15 people has a third nipple?
575
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,000
False. It is false. One in 80.
576
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,360
"Pick a single red playing card."
Right.
577
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,720
DING
578
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,800
OK.
579
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,240
"Predict which hand Alex's
whistle is in." Your right.
580
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,920
Well, I'm not, uh...
581
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,040
Your right. Hello, Emma.
582
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,120
Uh, yes it is.
583
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,520
Good. "Select an even
numbered bingo ball."
584
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,280
I can't! Oh, just...
How do these work?
585
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,280
Uh, just turn the handle.
586
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,400
18.
587
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,440
Right, OK.
588
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,960
"Eat a chocolate-covered
coffee bean."
589
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,960
BUZZER
590
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,920
Oh, I know which...
591
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,280
That was coffee, that was coffee!
Yes.
592
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,360
"Toss a head."
593
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,560
BUZZER
594
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,720
Oh, now you must go back to one,
you did it twice wrong.
595
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,120
How many...? Where do I have to go?
596
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,600
Back to the beginning. Oh. Yeah.
597
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,960
Yeah. Hello, Emma. Yeah, quick.
598
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,800
You've got 45 seconds. I don't care.
599
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,200
True or false, Wayne... Sorry.
600
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,600
..Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul?
601
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,160
Uh, true. No, it's Mark.
602
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,920
I can ask you another one. Go.
603
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,240
True or false... Yeah.
604
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,920
..the high-five was invented in 1977?
605
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,000
False. No, it's true.
Back to the dice.
606
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,080
That's not true!
607
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,600
Go on. Wait.
608
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,720
True or false, J was the last letter
added to the alphabet?
609
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,200
True.
610
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,400
It is true.
611
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,920
There you go. Right, OK.
612
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,840
Uh, right!
613
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,880
Uh...
614
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,360
Right. No, not right.
615
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,880
Where now?
Well, I'll do it again if you want.
616
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,840
OK. Right! No, it's still not right.
617
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,680
Where now? Back to one.
You've got ten seconds.
618
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,280
AUDIENCE GROANS
619
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,360
Go on.
620
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,520
True or false, lobsters are
biologically immortal?
621
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,640
True.
622
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,120
No, it's false. They die.
623
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,720
Australia is wider than the moon.
You've got two seconds.
624
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,080
True, true, true, true! It is true.
625
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,640
WHISTLE
626
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,760
I'm at three.
627
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
Just.
628
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,320
I am at three, though.
629
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,800
OK.
630
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,120
APPLAUSE
631
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,720
Fascinating that Emma was
patently shit at that task,
632
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,560
but had the demeanour
of someone who was excellent...
633
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,240
..throughout,
and was speaking to you as if
634
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,960
you were getting in
the way of her genius.
635
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,760
"Come on. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hm."
636
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,760
I think I was in a playful mood...
637
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,040
Is that playful?
638
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,560
I would've sworn
the socks were off up there.
639
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,320
That's the end of Part Two.
640
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,640
Time for a break and a chance
to look at that fitness watch that
you've been wearing.
641
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,640
Let me guess, time to stand?
642
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,080
Put the cheese puffs down,
your children need you!
643
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,120
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
644
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,800
APPLAUSE
645
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,400
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
646
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,040
where our speedy comedians are in
a theme park surrounded by barrels.
647
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,400
Yes, Greg.
648
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,160
At last, the fast cast were asked to
do a cast task in a vast park.
649
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,800
Two manly guys left to go.
650
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,520
That's right, it's Geoff Capes
and Monty Don.
651
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,200
Not really!
It's Jack Dee and Andy Zee.
652
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,520
Throw an odd number
with this dice.
653
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,840
1.
654
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,120
Yeah. Welcome to barrel number two.
True or false -
655
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,640
humans have the same number of neck
bones as giraffes?
656
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,680
True. Correct.
657
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,960
Could be a stacked deck where
they're all...? That's black.
658
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,480
OK.
659
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,120
That's black again.
Back to the beginning now, Jack.
660
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,280
OK.
661
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,080
Predict which hand my whistle
is in.
662
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,000
Left. This one? Yeah.
663
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,160
Correct. Right.
664
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,320
Correct. Yes. Yes, we move on.
665
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,520
88.
666
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,720
We move on.
667
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,720
Oh. Two.
668
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,800
Oh, that's an even number.
669
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,040
Oh, it is, yeah, yeah.
670
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,640
Eat a chocolate covered
coffee bean.
671
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,520
Yeah, that's a coffee bean.
672
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,320
I got it right first time.
That was lucky.
673
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,920
Do you promise, Jack?
674
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,920
It was a lie.
675
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,200
Toss a head - as in with the coin?
676
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,320
Yes, please.
677
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,400
It's head.
678
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,560
Right, that count as enough?
679
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,000
Yes. Pull a lemon out from this,
from this box.
680
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,440
Is there a lemon in the box?
681
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,360
Gonna find out.
682
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,320
Congratulations, you have reached
the ninth barrel.
683
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,720
You have done really well,
good stuff. Stop the clock.
684
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,320
Yeah, that was coffee.
That sounded more coffee.
685
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,960
Yeah. OK.
You've got 20 seconds left.
686
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,320
Toss a head.
687
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,000
OK.
688
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,520
I mean...
You've got two seconds.
689
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,560
Congratulations, you have reached
the ninth barrel.
690
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,720
You have done really well,
good stuff.
691
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,200
APPLAUSE
692
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,600
I think Alex is extra sweet
with Jack.
693
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,640
No, no,
I think he's a little bit nervous.
694
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,920
I'm not sweet with Jack.
Couldn't give a shit.
695
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440
You've changed.
696
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,040
Yes, so both of them did very well.
697
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,640
I mean, looking at Jack you wouldn't
know he'd nailed the task,
698
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,840
but congratulations, Jack.
699
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,800
Oh, why don't you just kiss him?
700
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,560
All five contestants ended on odd
number barrels so well done.
701
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,160
Tick. Tick. Emma, you came last
though so one point to you.
702
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,200
Rosie and Baba both managed
to barrel five
703
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,040
so you come joint third
with three points.
704
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,920
Andy and Jack both got to barrel
nine so both get five points each.
705
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,560
APPLAUSE
706
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,160
Let's have another one.
707
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,840
OK, uh, this one involves just three
simple requests.
708
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,560
Yo, yo, yo.
709
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,440
Hello.
710
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,120
You really don't look
much different.
711
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,760
What do you mean by that?
712
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,480
Can I pretend there's a desk?
713
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,640
Course you can.
714
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,120
There's a task. Oh, yeah.
715
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,840
Yeah. It looks like it's floating.
It's floating.
716
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,840
OK. Label a part of your body.
717
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,240
Make a surprising noise.
718
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,040
And do something interesting
with your legs.
719
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,920
You have one minute.
720
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,520
Your time starts now.
721
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,120
I just greased my hands.
There we go.
722
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,440
Why did you grease your hands?
723
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,560
Uh, well, because my hands were dry.
724
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,240
My head. Arm.
725
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,960
My upper nose area.
726
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,960
Gemma.
727
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,160
I'm gonna put that on
the elbow, I think.
728
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,560
What, what, what does it say?
I saw the words "of truth."
729
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,720
Nexus.
730
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,960
Surprising noise.
731
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,160
HE GROANS
732
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,480
Woof-miaow.
733
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,520
OH!
734
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,480
Cra!
735
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,040
Then do something interesting
with your legs.
736
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,920
Still got 40 seconds. Ooh.
737
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,080
So they're sort of perpendicular
and crossed.
738
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,440
OK, yeah.
739
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,920
Just doing something with my legs.
740
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,920
That's lovely. Yeah.
741
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,560
Right.
742
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,480
That's your time up, Rosie.
743
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,720
Right. Still got ten seconds.
744
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,400
Oh, a shake at the end.
745
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,120
Really quite low. Hmm. Oof.
746
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,200
OK, thank you.
747
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,640
So how does that work, then?
748
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,840
Is that a sort of
subjective judgment?
749
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Points wise? Yeah.
750
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,800
Well, it depends what you,
what you do now.
751
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,720
Oh.
752
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,560
Do these three things again.
753
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,120
And again. And again.
754
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,680
In that same order.
755
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,880
Ah, blood man, what the hell?
756
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,800
The most sequences completed within
ten minutes.
757
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,800
Ten minutes? Hmm.
758
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,000
Wins. Oh, my word.
759
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,400
Well, I think we're both regretting
what's just happened.
760
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,960
You tricked them into doing
something that will be difficult
761
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,360
to replicate over and over again,
762
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,960
particularly when it involves the
nexus of truth.
763
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,360
The nexus of truth.
764
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,640
Yeah. It is now in
urbandictionary.com. We've added it.
765
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,320
Yes. It wasn't there before.
766
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,080
It's nice to leave a legacy
for future generations.
767
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,440
That's lovely.
768
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,920
OK, well, with a woof-miaow
and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
769
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,400
Here we go. Was it upper nose area?
It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
770
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,840
Ah.
I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase
771
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,360
but, you know,
a nickname's a nickname.
772
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,880
Right. Ah.
773
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,520
Woof-miaow.
774
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,920
OH!
775
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,080
Lovely. Yeah. Right, come on, up you
get, up you get.
776
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,440
I haven't got time. You'll have
to be a bit quicker.
777
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,480
Sorry about this. This is not the
way we wanted our careers to go.
778
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,360
Oh, sorry, sorry.
779
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,440
Again. Quick.
780
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,280
Please.
781
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,000
OH!
782
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,440
Assume the position.
783
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,000
Yeah.
784
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,800
Is this legal? Not everywhere.
OK.
785
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,600
Hi, Rosie. Upper nose. Oh.
786
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,760
Oh, that's slowed it down. Fuck.
787
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,360
That's on. Woof-miaow.
788
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,920
No. You're getting this all wrong.
Ready for the noise.
789
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,920
OH!
790
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,840
Yeah. Have I done like 100?
Yeah, if we round it up.
791
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,840
Woof-miaow.
792
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,600
18. 18? One more?
Let's, let's go for it, Alex.
793
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:07,000
Come on, come on, up.
Five seconds.
794
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,280
Right, I don't think
I'm gonna get it on.
795
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,480
APPLAUSE
796
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,480
Well, powerfully homoerotic,
I'm sure we can all agree.
797
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,680
Pleased with that, Jones?
Uh, I couldn't write it
798
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:32,320
cos of the palsy!
799
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,920
But he, he pulled his weight.
800
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,160
We worked together, didn't we?
801
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,320
Yeah. Yeah. In fact, all three of us
tried our best there
802
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,840
and not a bad total in,
in ten minutes,
803
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,360
16 complete cycles for Rosie,
19 in the end for Andy.
804
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,120
So that's the bar set pretty high.
805
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,200
APPLAUSE
806
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,800
Next up to repeat their three things
it's Baba and Ja-ba. Here we go.
807
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,440
Hi, Jack.
808
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,400
Hi, how you doing?
Yeah, not bad. Thanks.
809
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,200
My head.
810
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,520
Uh, there you are.
811
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,760
Hi, Alex, you all right? Yeah.
812
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,560
Hand. Hand, right. And then, uh...
813
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,720
Did the noise.
814
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,960
And then the thing. Thing.
Correct, yes.
815
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,080
Come on. Again. Oh, no, I've gotta
shake hands with you, bro.
816
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,440
Baba. Man like come on. Done one.
All right.
817
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,520
All right,
you've done it once in one minute.
818
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,760
Ah. OK.
819
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,120
Here we go. Hmm.
820
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,880
OK, hello, Jack.
821
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,560
Hi, hiya. Hmm. I need to focus.
822
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,680
Yeah.
823
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,000
Oh, I put legs. It should be leg.
824
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,800
I'll write another one.
825
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,840
OK.
826
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Hi.
827
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,400
Afternoon. Jack.
828
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,800
Right.
829
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,560
Hi. Hello, Jack.
830
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,040
Bro, I don't know too many other
parts of my body.
831
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,160
Hand, head, uh...
832
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,320
Pleased with the noise you chose?
833
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,640
You know, it's not too demanding.
834
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,000
It's fairly easy to re,
to, you know, reproduce.
835
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,240
Hi, nice to meet you. Hi, there.
Oh, there we go. My nose.
836
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,560
Yeah. My ear.
837
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,600
Ear, right.
838
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,840
It's all coming back to me, bruv,
839
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,440
the biology. You know what
I'm saying. Forehead.
840
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,600
Yeah.
841
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,720
Oi. Science teacher would be proud.
842
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,160
Yes. Couple more, do you think?
843
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,360
Easy.
844
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,560
Come on.
845
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,280
I'm not gonna lie,
this is a lot, bro.
846
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,160
It does seem like a lot. I didn't
know you had that many body parts.
847
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,000
This is it,
we learn something together, my guy.
848
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,120
APPLAUSE
849
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,680
You think your science teacher
would be proud?
850
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,320
I can cl... I think what we can, uh,
851
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,160
see from that is I am reaching
breaking point.
852
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:11,240
And Jack has already surpassed that,
you know what I'm saying.
853
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,400
Oh, Jack's gone. Well, it's one of
those things where you do that
854
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,000
and then you go home and hope that
no-one says
855
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,400
what did you do at work today.
856
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,680
I don't, he was focused.
857
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,520
He did one action every five
seconds. He got a total of 40.
858
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,280
40! Wow.
Smashed it.
859
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,200
Define interesting,
in the context of this.
860
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,400
Do something interesting. With your
legs. With your legs.
861
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,720
Yeah. Oh, here we go.
862
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,120
Yeah, Krusty the Clown is
questioning it.
863
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,680
He's...
864
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,280
He's all irritable, cos he's
made his nexus of truth sore.
865
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,200
I mean, I...
866
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:58,840
Well, I know I'm not sweet
for Jack in any way.
867
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,120
But I did find his leg action
interesting.
868
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,960
He was sort of kicking back. Ah.
I'd never seen him do that before.
869
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,080
Oh, was it interesting?
870
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,360
Time for the last ad break
of the show.
871
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,480
Please return for the final part
872
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,680
where in a new low, someone will win
a paper plate.
873
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,080
And Channel 4 will once again ask
the question,
874
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,160
where are they spending the money?
875
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,120
We'll see you in a bit.
876
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,960
APPLAUSE
877
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,400
Welcome back to the final part of
this Taskmaster hoedown.
878
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,480
Before the break, things were
getting very repetitive.
879
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,720
They had to label a part of the
body, make a surprising noise
880
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,720
and do something interesting
with their legs.
881
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,800
And then repeat those things
as many times as possible,
882
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,680
and what's more, the last person
to attempt the task
883
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,000
is dressed as a hot dog.
884
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,040
Double points for Emma on this one.
Here we go.
885
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,560
Gemma. Cra!
886
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,840
How long did that go on for?
887
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,280
25 seconds.
888
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,160
Oh, God.
889
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,440
The last five seconds are very low
if you remember that.
890
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,760
I don't think this is OK.
891
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,480
Cra!
892
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,160
Then I start going low, I think.
893
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,760
It's actually quite
intense on my calves.
894
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,480
Hmm.
895
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,840
Ooh!
896
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,960
Cra! Ooh. Emma.
897
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,320
I'm really worried about people
from, uh, school seeing this.
898
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,480
But there's nothing I can do.
899
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,640
That's 25 seconds.
900
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,200
Cra!
901
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Couple more seconds.
902
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,840
Cra!
903
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,400
I am broken, man. Oh, my God.
904
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,120
45 seconds.
905
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,600
Cra!
906
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,560
Oh, my God.
907
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,680
Oh, fucking hell.
908
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,680
APPLAUSE
909
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,440
It was heart-breaking. You looked in
agony by the end of it.
910
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,000
Yeah. I was hurting for days.
911
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,160
Oh, really? Yeah.
912
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,320
And who are these people from school
you're worried about?
913
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:35,240
You know, just, uh,
just the bitches, really.
914
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,920
And they would've bullied you
for dancing like that?
915
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:43,760
They would've been like,
"Oh, you're an Elvis hot dog."
916
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,800
Well, we enjoyed your pain
very much, well done.
917
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,480
We enjoyed your pain. Yes,
918
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,400
Emma managed to get through
13 sequences.
919
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,960
Emma came last but her one point is
doubled because of the hot dog.
920
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,720
Two points to Emma,
two points also to Rosie
921
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,640
and fourth it's three points
to Andy with 19.
922
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,880
Four to Baba with 21
923
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,080
but five points obviously
to Jack with 40. Wonderful.
924
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,520
APPLAUSE
925
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,400
Quick look at the scores, then.
926
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,200
Yes, this episode is being led by
Andy Zaltzman. He's on 17 points.
927
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,000
APPLAUSE
928
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,120
Hey, it's that time again.
929
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,160
Please make your way to the stage
for the final task of the show!
930
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,600
APPLAUSE
931
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,440
Hello, Greg. Hello.
Who's gonna read the task?
932
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,680
Baba's gonna read the task.
933
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,720
Say the same word at the same time.
934
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,480
Alex will give you a category.
935
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,000
Taking it in turns, team members
must both say one word
936
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,600
that fits the category
at the same time.
937
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,040
If both team members say the same
word at the same time,
938
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,320
they win the round.
939
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,640
Also you must not say a word
that has been said before.
940
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,680
Most in sync team wins.
941
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,920
So it's a team task, Greg.
I'm gonna read out a category.
942
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,400
Yeah. And the teams will take it
in turns to both say
943
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,520
a word at the same time.
944
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,560
You must not communicate
with each other in any way
945
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,160
and your third party will swap in
after each round. Mm-hm.
946
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,240
You're not involved while you're on
that chair. All right, cool.
947
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,200
First category is fruit.
948
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,920
Three, two, one.
949
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,760
Apple. Ples.
950
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,640
APPLAUSE
No.
951
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,040
We all heard Baba say "ples."
952
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,320
Three, two, one.
953
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,440
Bananas. Banana.
954
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,560
There we go.
APPLAUSE
955
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,240
It's team two to go first this time.
The category is farmyard animals.
956
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,840
Three, two, one.
957
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,000
Cow. Cow.
958
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,000
Wow.
959
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:49,640
This time you go first.
The category is European countries.
960
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,040
Three, two, one.
961
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,720
France. France.
962
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,520
OK. You have the serve,
Jack and Rosie.
963
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,800
The category is parts of the body.
964
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,400
Three, two, one.
965
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,720
Hand. Foot.
966
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,960
Finger. Nose.
967
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,320
Tongue. Boobs.
968
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,800
Tongue and boobs, I mean...
Tongue and boobs.
969
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,720
I have to go sit down for a bit.
970
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,040
Three, two, one.
971
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,320
Shins. Shoulder.
972
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,760
Shin and shoulder.
973
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,920
Three, two, one.
974
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Liver. Liver.
975
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,040
Yes! Yes.
976
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,720
APPLAUSE
977
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,400
Yes!
978
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:35,200
Such a strange one
to get right as well.
979
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,280
It's boring boys' names.
980
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,840
Three, two, one.
981
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,360
Mark. Alex.
982
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,960
Oh, bollocks. Alex.
It was, it was an open goal.
983
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,240
Not Alex or Mark.
Ready. Three, two, one.
984
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,920
Colin. Greg.
985
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,800
Back over. Three, two, one.
986
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,480
Mike. Graham.
987
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,280
Brian. Matthew.
988
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,920
Dave. John. Oh.
989
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,440
Wayne. James.
990
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,880
We've got this.
991
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,040
Have we?
992
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,320
Three, two, one.
993
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:18,160
Where did fucking Gilbert
come from?
994
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,560
Can I just say something?
995
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,320
Anything. I've ran out
of white names.
996
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,840
Can I tag my friend in?
Oh, that's a good idea.
997
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,680
You can tag Emma in. Yeah, tag her
in. Great. Let's go.
998
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,360
Three, two, one.
999
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,840
APPLAUSE
1000
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,040
So close. Team one.
1001
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,760
Three, two, one.
1002
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,280
Oh. OK.
1003
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,800
Just to clarify this. We're gonna
carry on for the rest of time?
1004
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,840
What happens is, in this
situation, Greg... Yeah.
1005
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,840
..they each now have to say a name
belonging to someone on the stage
1006
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,640
or one of us to win.
We'll get a winner this way.
1007
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,280
OK. Team one. Three, two, one.
1008
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,840
Alex. Alex.
1009
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,840
APPLAUSE
1010
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,360
Feel the rush.
1011
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,400
Let's add those points to the final
scores. Come down and join me.
1012
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,720
APPLAUSE
1013
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,360
Good to see the team
of two in sync there.
1014
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,600
They won the task. They get three
points for winning three rounds. Oh.
1015
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,000
Team of two gets two points
for winning two rounds.
1016
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,520
Which means that Jack and Rosie
are now in joint second place
1017
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,920
with 17 points,
1018
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,320
but the winner of the episode
with 19 points, it's Andy Zaltzman.
1019
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,720
Zaltzman wins!
1020
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,600
Andy Zaltzman wins.
1021
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,040
Please go and collect your selection
of things
1022
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,760
that'll make me scratch my chin!
1023
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,520
APPLAUSE
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