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Yeah, no, I'm just getting home.

I don't know exactly how we're going to do that quite yet.

Well, yeah, I'm excited that he'll be here, but I just don't know if I'm going

to be able to do that.

Oh, no, we actually definitely can't do it at my place.

No, my stepbrother Drake's here.

I know, the really nerdy one.

Yeah, no, he's going to be here all summer.

Yeah, he's already getting mail here.

I know.

What are we going to do?

No, he wouldn't be fun at any of these parties.

I don't think he's ever even been with a girl.

I mean, my God, this thing is probably some kind of like action figure or

something. Hold on.

I

am going

to have to call you back.

Yeah, something's come up.

Yeah, I'll call you back in a bit.

Looking for something?

You. Me. What are you planning to do with this?

Give it back.

Make me.

Give it back.

Give it back.

No.

Both said you can't be in here anymore.

Why are you doing this?

Because I can't.

You're the worst.

I know.

I like being the worst. You know this thing doesn't even feel like the real

thing, right?

Like, I mean, maybe if you're using it on yourself it would feel like a

Maybe.

Fuck. Just give it back.

What were you even planning to do with it?

Nothing.

Mm -hmm.

You know, if you show me, I'll give it back, and I won't tell everyone about

What do you mean?

I mean, show me what you're going to use it for.

What?

Come on.

Take your clothes off.

Okay, I guess.

Uh -huh.

Have you been working out?

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah,

you needed to.

Whatever.

Go ahead.

Shit.

You can get on the bed if you want.

Sure. Yeah, go ahead.

Alright.

Try that.

Thanks.

Is that better?

Yeah, much better.

What are you doing?

You know, I think that thing probably doesn't even feel as good as a handjob

would, honestly.

Okay. Give me that.

Doesn't that feel better?

Yeah, way better.

Hold. Don't forget to interact with him. Talk to him. And when you do, look at

his face when you talk to him. And action.

So much better than that stupid toy.

Right?

Way better.

It's so much better than that stupid toy.

Right? Yeah.

Way better. Fuck.

Would you like me to go harder or faster? Stay the same?

Oh, that's great.

Is this your first -hand job?

No, I do that all the time.

Uh -huh.

I'm sure you have.

Yeah.

Square. Uh -huh.

Sure.

She's not going to go harder or faster. Stay the same.

Here.

Why don't you play with me while I play with you?

You know, I could blow you away if you wanted.

Okay.

And I definitely won't throw the toy away if you let me.

All right.

Thank you.

um um

oh

So much better than that stupid toy, huh?

Yeah.

For sure.

So which would you prefer?

You want me to keep going or you want the toy back?

Definitely you.

Mwah!

Hold that. I'm going to come in for a real tight shot on that, so I'll be in

your frame a little bit.

So let me see you doing the thing with all the spit and everything.

Action.

Thank you.

Fuck.

You can have your toy back.

What

you

got?

Nothing,

it's just a computer part.

Kind of heavy to just be a computer part.

Why don't you just mind your business?

Okay.

So how's your computer stuff going?

Okay, actually, I am going to go out for a little bit, so I'll see you later.

Yeah, good.

Get out of here.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah. Like that.

Whoa!

What are you doing in here?

Get out!

Fuck! No!

This doesn't look like computer bars.

What?

Hey.

Who's, uh... Who's your little friend here?

Huh? Nobody.

Uh -huh.

What are you even doing with that thing?

Just... No, practicing.

Well, um, I got a really nice video of you practicing.

Oh. And, uh, I could delete it right now, but only if you

practice on me instead.

For real?

For real.

You decide.

Okay.

Deal.

Amen.

Thank you.

I could help you practice.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think we should be doing this anymore.

What? You would prefer to practice with your friend?