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What the fuck are you doing?

What is this?

I was taking a nap. In the middle of the afternoon, you're fucking laying your

lazy ass around, like always.

I was tired, so I thought I'd take a little nap. And what do you do to make

tired? Are you kidding me right now?

You have no fucking job. You can't hold a job.

I went on two interviews today.

It's a total market.

You probably fucking put all this shit on so that you can make me think that

did, because you're a lazy fucking piece of shit. I'm not lazy, and I wouldn't

do that to you. Yes, you are. You are. Look at this. You're not lazy. Look at

this fucking jiggly shit.

You can't even take yourself to the gym and take care of yourself. What makes

you think that you're going on a job interview?

Fuck, whatever.

Shut up. Just sit up here.

You know, you are a lazy fucking lump of shit. When are you ever going to get

that through your head? I am not lazy.

Yes, you are. You're so fucking pathetic. You can't do anything right.

You can't hold a job. You can't satisfy me in bed.

What the fuck is your fucking cock in there? You don't even make a bulge in

pants like most men do.

You know I only married you for your fucking money, right?

And that's even disappearing. You better figure it out real soon.

Or else I'm going to leave your fucking lazy ass.

Leave? Oh, yeah. I'm going to leave and take everything.

All this house, everything is going to be mine.

You can't leave. Oh, yeah. I can leave.

You want to see me? I can do it. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, look at you.

You shouldn't even deserve to touch me, you fucking piece of shit. Ew.

You just disgust me. Get on your fucking knees and beg me if you want me to

stay. Because you know what?

That's about the only thing that you can do right. Sit there and beg like a

pathetic little piece of lump of shit.

Come on. Say it. Come on. Do it.

Don't leave. Let me hear it. I'll get a job. I'll try hard.

You'll try.

You can't even try anything. You try to fuck me and I don't even feel anything.

Because you know why? You can't get your fucking cock hard.

Because you're so pathetic.

It's all the stress from not having work, and it's all going to turn around.

The economy's getting better.

Really? Really? You know what? I think this just ought to fucking gather now

shut you the fuck up. Because you know what? I've got an idea, and it's a

good idea. If you want to stay with me, just come here and shut the fuck up, all

right?

Get the back of your mouth. Hold it.

I'm going to call my girlfriend, because I know she's got a fucking hot pool

boy. He's going to come over. He's going to give me his big black cock.

And you're going to watch.

How's that?

Shut up. Don't say a word.

Hey. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Remember what we talked about?

I'm making the call.

Uh -huh.

Is he there?

Nice. Yeah.

Send him over.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get some of it. Uh -huh.

Yeah, oh, yeah, he's here. He's gonna fucking watch That it keeps a shit.

I know right?

All right, send him over. Okay. All right. Bye

There

he is, yes my treat

Hi. Hi, you're Julius, yeah? After you said you needed a pool clean?

Um, no, baby, we don't really have a pool, but I thought maybe you could be

pool boy today.

You know what I mean?

Who's that?

My husband.

He's kind of a whiny, pathetic little piece of shit, and so he's just hanging

out over there, and he knows I asked you to come over.

He knows. So you don't have a fool. No, we don't have a fool.

But my girlfriend told me that you're super, how

should I say, adequate for a certain job.

And I just figured maybe you might want to help me out today with the whole

situation in my marriage.

Yeah, no guns or violence.

No, no guns, no violence, not at all. It's just, you know, this little thing,

this little thing that kind of hovers about. He's going to be watching us, and

I'm just going to bring you over here and sit you down.

I didn't tell you to sit. Get on your fucking knees. What are you doing?

You want me to stay with you? You're going to do what I tell you.

Okay. Right?

Yes. Isn't that the agreement?

Yes. All right. Thank you.

Now you may get up on the couch.

Isn't he fucking pathetic?

He just listens to everything.

Yes, dear.

Yes, dear.

Look at this.

Look at this. I know right here. It came over just for me.

And I'm sure he can satisfy me like you never, ever would be able to.

But you want to keep me happy, don't you?

Yeah. You're just at once.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, look at that. Now see, this is somebody that goes to the gym and takes

of himself. See?

That's what that's supposed to look like.

Check this out. That's good.

Ew! God!

That's what he looks like. And he's supposed to suck him.

Nah.

Look how beautiful that is.

Whip your puny dick out. Let's see what you got.

I know what you got. It ain't nothing. That's why I called him over.

Oh, my

God. Look at that shriveled little thing.

That thing is the fucking size of a tater tot. Look at that.

You probably can't even get it hard, can you?

No. Yeah, I doubt that.

I'm done with that very much.

See? Look at that.

Look how hard he gets.

Fucking massive cock.

Yeah, don't you feel like a piece of shit even more now? Look at that thing.

It's limp like your fucking thigh. Look at that.

Jesus Christ, you're sick.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Let me play it. That's it.

What's the reaction going on down there? You can't even get it hard, can you?

I told you. I told you.

You can't keep a job. What makes me think you can keep your fucking cock

Not that small.

Oh, yes, you are.

Look. Hello. Can you not see?

Obviously, you can't do a lot of things, can you? Oh, God.

Are you watching this? Yes.

See what I don't do to you?

Yes.

Why do you think that I don't treat you like this, huh? I don't know.

Again, you don't know a lot, you.

That is so nice.

Your big black hug.

You don't have to You see my titties? You just lay there like a fucking limp

fish. You expect me to do all the work always, don't you?

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Look, get over there. Look.

See, watch. Maybe learn something.

See, look at that.

Look at his fucking tongue.

Look at my clit. Do you know what a clit is?

Yeah. You looked in your anatomy book lately?

All the money you supposedly make as a doctor.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna make a pussy wet.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, it feels so fucking good.

You've actually impressed me with something today.

See, I tried.

You tried, yeah?

Well, I'm good.

I might be able to stay with you.

Maybe.

I might have to do this, though.

Yeah,

because that would make me really happy.

I probably think he's going to fuck me, huh?

I've got a big cough.

Oh, fuck yeah.

That's what I'm supposed to feel like.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that's what you feel like, huh?

Yeah. Yeah? All you can think of is Miss Mary, huh?

That's what all your mind can conceive, right?

Oh, straight old vanilla.

Yeah, straight fucking vanilla. Look at that.

That's chocolate, baby. That's chocolate over there.

We can try that. Yeah?

You gonna try it, you think?

Yeah.

You have to find me a big -ass dildo, because your fucking cock wouldn't do

that.

I'm gonna get you a big strap -on, huh?

A strap -on? Yeah, that's a little strap -on. Yeah, look at that pathetic wiener

of yours.

You know that I have to sneak into the bathroom with mine and talk to you,

right? No.

Yeah. I never come with you.

But, I don't know what... It's acting. It's called acting.

Stupid asshole.

Just like the day I married you.

It's called acting.

I like your checkbook. That's what I like.

My checkbook? Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And your credit card.

I'm in the house.

Not you.

Not you at all.

I almost cried the day I married you thinking that was the only cock I was

going to get.

Figure that one out, huh?

I don't think I can do that.

There we go.

There we go.

Whoa!

You want to go into the gym, Doug?

Yeah.

I'm going to start going to the gym.

Yeah, that's what I do all the time.

I'm going to start this. Start that.

You don't even get a pillow.

Fuck that.

It's your asking for it.

Scoot it.

Scoot it.

Just like that.

Don't have laughing?

Yeah.

You're afraid to do that, huh?

I didn't think you wanted that.

You seem right. Again, what is this? What is this? It's a mouth.

Open it and cough.

Communication.

Right? Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this cock is so good.

Oh, look at that thing. It's just laying there. Oh, my God.

Stupid face.

God, how could I ever look in those eyes and say I do?

God,

you love me.

How many times have I told you I love you?

A couple.

Yeah, I think I just said ditto or something like that.

That's helping to work into death.

But then they laid you off, so... Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm, use your tongue. Wipe my sweat off.

Mm,

mm. Come on, get it.

Get the sweat that you could never make.

Yeah. Take your tie. Wipe off my front.

Come on. Wipe it off.

Wipe it off. Hurry up.

What's your problem? You can't hurry and do anything, can you?

Well, you're too plump chump. You can hurry and suck me.

That's a given.

Jesus Christ, that feels so fucking good.

Oh, God.

Are you enjoying this at all?

I like to see you happy.

Yeah.

Smile.

Look at that hot piece of ass behind me.

Yeah, that's what a body's supposed to look like.

He can't make my ass bounce.

He can make his gut bounce.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh my god, that feels so fucking good.

A pool makes him happy if it comes with a pool boy like this.

Maybe a bigger diamond this year.

But you gotta get a job first.

Look at you, you're still, the lamp is going to be... Oh my god, you have no

steps. Oh my god.

Oh, come on.

Come on, maybe try to get back up.

Let me just see a hard one.

Oh, yeah.

Just try.

It's going to get hard for you.

Yeah?

Oh my god.

Are you still fucking cock -pumping in there?

Yes. Yeah?

Yeah, what's that scent? Look how hard he is.

Look how long he's been hard, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. If they know what you're punching, I'm like, yeah.

Mm -mm.

Far from it.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

So he's working my pussy like that?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the way you do it.

That's the way a fucking man fucks a good pussy, like that.

Try and do that, then.

Yeah, you'll try. I live with the fucking trying.

Just say, I'm going to fucking do that, baby. I'm going to do it for you.

I'm going to do that for you.

Oh, you still say it like a stupid pussy.

I'm going to do it, baby. I'm going to do it for you.

I'm going to do it.

Wow, okay. Stop, Jeff.

Almost.

Oh!

You want that fucking note there. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that beautiful cock.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Yeah.

Look at that.

Is your cock hard yet?

No. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Pull my leg for me.

Oh.

See that?

That's my life.

Right there, that's my life.

I'll do that.

You'll do that, yes you will.

Oh yeah, you will.

You're gonna make me happy.

I want to make you happy. Of course you do. That's what you live for, right?

Yes. Yes, you do. You want me to be happy. You want me to be very happy. You

not want me to be mean to you, do you? No. No, you don't like it. Well,

sometimes you like it.

You like being put in the corner.

I'll do that.

Oh, my God.

I will.

Yeah, you will.

I will.

Yes, you will. I know you will.

I'm going to make sure of that.

Yeah? Uh -huh.

Otherwise, you would pull my ass out the door so fast.

Oh, shit.

You got him?

Yes. Good.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Can you get some of my mouth?

Oh, fuck you.

Can you get some of my mouth?

My pretty little mouth.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Can you see it? Can you follow it all?

Yeah?

Yeah? Look what concave's like.

Yeah. Try it.

Try making it out of that little fucking mirror of yours.

Okay?