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Porn dude cat thing.

This place is disgusting.

No, I rented it. It's beautiful.

But there's so much shit going on over here. I can't get into it. I'm so

for you to come.

No, they just leave. Okay, first they leave shit here. They have underwear

outside by the pool.

Yeah, and then get the right next door.

They're, like, building a new fucking house. I don't know.

It's loud as shit. I think there's going to be construction, like, all day long.

No, I called. I called the owner.

Yeah, he's supposed to come. Can you hear that?

Listen.

Of course, they're being quiet now.

Can you hear?

Exactly. Dude, if that happens all night, I don't know what we're going to

but I'm pissed.

Actually, that might be him. I think I hear him.

Okay, I'll call you right back.

Oh, hello there.

It's Mrs. James, right?

Yeah. Hi, Mrs.

James. I'm corn dude.

It's great to meet you.

You too. So how is your stay going so far? Everything great and delightful?

Well, it's not.

Fucking ideal, dude.

Do you know how much money I paid for this place?

Oh, well, yeah.

We are an exclusive, first -class resort.

Yeah, things aren't exactly first -class right now.

Oh, well... Look at this.

What the hell is that?

Oh, those are... Uh, hold on.

I'll take those right out of your way, huh? Yeah, don't worry about that.

Sorry.

Do you hear that?

I'm supposed to have people over. That's crazy.

People are not going to want to stay here.

That's too loud.

I can't do anything. I can't even think with that noise.

I don't really hear anything at all. You don't hear anything? I could call my

friend. She could hear it through the phone.

Oh.

The place has been great.

This is a five -star world -class resort.

We've had a lot of good reviews.

And nobody's really complaining about any noise or anything.

It's not what I was expecting.

Okay, well, look, let's not escalate this any further.

Could I maybe get you a drink or something you want? Maybe a martini, a

daiquiri, or maybe just a beer? I don't want any alcohol.

An orange juice is fine.

Orange juice? Yeah. Oh, we have that. Absolutely.

Okay. Yeah, let me just grab it.

Okay.

Hey, Nat.

Now, get the... Yeah, the... He came.

It's... This guy's weird.

I don't even know if I can call him a guy. This guy's bright fucking orange

hair, big ass shoes. I don't know what to make of this situation.

No, it's not cute. It doesn't sound cute. What part of that sounds cute?

Nat, I am afraid.

This guy's weird.

Okay, hold on.

He's coming back.

I'll call you back in like 10 minutes.

Right there.

Oh, here.

Here's your juice.

Thank you. Go ahead.

Oh, cute.

Cool little guy. Cool little guy, too, right?

Yeah. Do you have a straw, Benjamin? Oh, absolutely.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Too bad this isn't the real thing.

Oh.

Well, actually, that's funny you mention it, because I could, uh...

Well, let me just show you something.

Okay. So, um, you see this flap right here?

Yeah. If you go ahead and, uh, pull that off...

What do you think?

That's nice.

Can I taste it?

Uh, yeah, go ahead and touch it with your hand first.

That might be what I needed.

Uh, yeah, this is... Oh, wow.

Yeah, this is what I needed. I know that.

I'm glad you came by.

Oh, I'm glad I came by too.

Wow.

I'm not done coming by.

You know what?

All this noise out here has me rattled.

Maybe we should head inside.

Let me just get you guys walking off. Just go ahead inside and...

You have your face on pillows.

Yeah, of course.

Doesn't everyone?

I don't think so. That's pretty neat.

No, okay. Definitely one of a kind.

Yeah, you know, it works out. It's pretty cool.

Um, I have a request for you. Yeah. Maybe you could, uh, stroke my cock a

bit.

I'd like to.

Yeah, okay, good.

How the hell?

Does that feel good?

That feels...

That feels really good.

Oh, wow.

That feels really good.

Hey, get comfortable.

There you go.

Yeah I don't see why not.

Nice and slow.

I don't think we have a first aid kit here.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

You really like doing that, don't you?

Listen, Queen, too, I like that about you.

Really dirty.

I love how you talk to me as well. Let me jump right through.

I have another idea for us.

Me.

You ever done that before?

No. No? Perfect.

I feel special.

There you go.

Does that feel good?

Oh,

you're a natural.

You can be right there, don't you?

I can't do it.

See,

I told you we were five star.

This is five star too.

It would be the

best I've ever had.

It's really good.

I like your trip.

That's really hard.

Yes it is.

Wow.

You like this, don't you? Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

Climb up on top of it.

So fucking good.

Let's do one more time.

Turn upside down right here.

On your back.

There you go.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

going to the movies.

You ready for it?

Now, if you'd like, you can enjoy the pool again.

I gotta go fix some leaky toilet.

Hey,

Nat.

No, it's cool. Everything's fine. Come on over. I cannot wait to see you guys.

Yeah, it's gonna be so much fun.

Oh, that fucking noise is still there. It's fine.

Okay, I'll see you soon.

Bye.

Porn dude casting.

Ugh.