All language subtitles for Jacquette (1976)

Hey, Jeff.

I just met.

Hey, you look so good.

Yeah, I tried to.

Yeah, I wish I had the time to train and
build myself up like that.

Well, ain't nothing to it but to do it.

Yeah.

I wish you could help me with getting a
little advice from Jack, because he only

likes athletes.

Well, I do what I try for what I can.

Yeah, but Jeff, she won't even go out
with me. She only likes athletes.

Uh, do you need any advice?

Well, if there's something I can say,
just tell me what's up.

Sir. Good shot, kid.

You're going to be my girl. I really dig
you, and you're going to be my girl.

You understand?

You're going to be my girl.

You've got to see things my way, shit.

I know you can see. Hey, look, I know
you can see in my way.

I know you can. I know we can work
things out.

You know what I mean?

Come on, I'm already on time.

Later.

Right now. No, I just want you.

Well, I never could read this, but it's
silent, too.

Oh, Bob, I really wanted to go out. I
was counting on it. Look, I've got a big

game tomorrow, and I'm not going out.
Oh, we can have dinner or something.

Listen,

we're not going out, all right? You've
got to stay here, okay?

I guess it's a lot better going out,
isn't it?

That's important, though.

Stay in shape.

I'll stay here.

I'll leave later.

Competency hypnosis.

I'm tired of getting kicked in the face
all the time. I'm going to answer that

ad.

Hey, what did I tell you about this?

Look at you, sucking my cock. You didn't
brush your teeth here, did you?

Right. Where's McLean?

You still keeping that dry toe?

Here we are. Now we're doing great. Come
on.

Here.

Come on.

Put it on good. Rub it all over this.

That's it. That's the way to be healthy.

Haha, that taste good?

Oh, wow, hey!

Oh, you know what that toothpaste out in
the clean does to be fast, cock, don't

you?

Oh, oh, he's got to be clean. Oh, he's
followed all the ten little rules.

He's got to brush his teeth before and
after every meal.

That's it.

Oh!

Suck on Big Bob's baseball bat. Come on!

My name is Spencer Christian, and I got
this problem with my girl, or this girl

that I wish was my girl.

My friends can't help me. I saw your ad
in the paper, and I really hope you

can help.

I don't know. I'm not the athletic type
or something. I don't know.

You probably can't help me either.

Look very closely at this ball, Spencer.

You are going deeper and deeper into
sleep.

Your eyes are getting heavy.

Look closely.

Spencer, closely, look closely.

You're drifting away, Spencer, on a
little pink cloud, drifting away, deeper

deeper into sleep.

Your eyes are getting heavy.

Spencer, stand up.

You're a superman. You're the world's
most powerful man.

Now take off your clothes and let me see
your cuffs.

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to lead tall buildings with a
single bound.

Today Clark Kent learns from Herbert
Calkins of a world -shaking plot against

peace. And as both realize that the
mysterious belief is their only clue, a

terrific explosion is thrown at their
very feet.

as this wild -mannered flark.

You know, Jacket, exercise is about the
most important thing in your life.

I mean,

you know, most people don't realize the
importance of a daily physical regimen.

Keep the body in tone and muscles in
shape.

It makes her look younger, too. You know
that?

Now you just remember what I said, okay?

I know.

I know.

Oh,

that's the greatest thing in the world.

I know.

I know.

Oh,

come on. Wait till the workout's
finished.

I don't know why we couldn't do this on
the machine.

This is kind of like exercise.

Three other girls in that team have good
pictures, almost better than you.

And they're in bed sleeping right now.

Okay?

You just do what old Bob tells you to
do, okay?

You'll be the star.

I'm Superman.

who disguised as mild -mannered Spencer
Christian, mild -mannered reporter

for the Daily Metropolitan newspaper,
fights a never -ending battle

for truth, justice, and the American
way.

Something weakens me here.

It must be that loser again with Kurt
tonight.

Don't bother me now, Lois. I got a hot
item.

Let's find my leg shield.

now neither

I don't know what I'm going to tell
Perry after this one.

and suck my balls of steel.

A human tranquilizer.

Yeah, but remember you promised that
we'd pitch tomorrow.

Mm -hmm.

Hey, you're going to pitch? What are you
worried about?

You just stick with old Bob, the good
old Bob, and you'll get in that game.

Hey, you don't forget.

You may not start, but I'll get you in
there sometime.

Mm -hmm. Don't worry about that.

Oh, oh

Are you sure you're going to win the
pitch tomorrow? Hey, don't worry about

Big Bob makes a promise he keeps his
deal pitch. Don't worry.

Look,

I'm just getting a private for the game
tomorrow.

Now you know we're going to win, right?

I got to keep all my girls in top shape
for the game.

The whole body tuned up every little bit
of it.

All the vital parts.

Come in then.

Hey, aren't you, uh, I know you're the
champ.

Wait, come on in. Hey, I'd like to talk
to you.

I saw your picture in the paper and
you've got some body. You're a fantastic

fighter. Wow, I don't believe you came
in the middle of the night. I'm such a

mess. Oh, God.

Of all things, wow, you really are nice.

You are something else. I can't believe
you're standing right in my living room.

I really should go fix my face, wash up,
or something. I must be a mess.

Really, you're fantastic.

I can't believe you're here.

You don't know how much I admire you all
the time. I've seen you so often.

Look at this.

I came to talk about Spencer. He's named
Vera Harley.

Spencer, Spencer, come on in the
kitchen. You want something to drink?

You know? I saw that.

I tell

you,

that guy Spencer, he has a fine mind.

Hey,

what's that?

I'm taking my robe off so I can suck
your cock.

Really not the reason why I'm over here.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know you should be doing this as well.

Spencer.

You're not Spencer Day again.

You shouldn't be throwing this at him.

Oh, Spencer's a wimp.

Oh Spencer, you're so powerful.

Superman is missing.

Oh, this is going to be a lot of
exercises.

Oh, yes.

Superman can give it anywhere.

Oh, oh,

oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You're welcome.

He's a good kid, he may start again.

In fact, he's so good, he may start all
season.

Oh, that's a big one, right?

We are...

Guess it might not be an avalanche
before we get a lot of hot.

You got a lot of cock.

Thank you.

Mmm.

My skill balls are crushing and you...

and you're powerful with women from now
on.

Superman came.

Oh. Oh.

But Spencer, he doesn't mind.

Oh, jab away, jab.

Just a boxer.

you know spencer was my best buddy he
had a whole lot of class more

than the rest of my buddies but when it
come down to someone to the fight with

him i took care of him oh oh wow

you're gonna knock me out let's play

Hey,

how was the game today girls?

They can't be all that bad, really.

Look that way.

the game. Listen.

Why are you so cheerful?

Hey, listen, I'll tell you. We'll go
over to your place.

We'll all get cheerful. You'll see why
I'm so cheerful, all right?

No, I don't care. Okay, let's go. Why
not?

All right.

Can't believe it. Can't believe it.

Ah, come on, girls.

Break out of it.

Snap out of it now.

Just because you lose a game, it's not
how you win or lose. It's how you play

the game. You know, Big Bob had let me
pitch in the last inning. He told me...

He would last night. I'm sure he would
have had a chance. I know he would have

won. Yeah, he said a lot of things last
night. He's full of shit. He had to take

you to dinner, let you pitch back.

I don't believe he lost.

I don't believe he lost that game. We
should have won.

It's his fault.

It's his fault.

It's a mouthy coach.

Well, let's now brighten up the subject.
Yeah, okay, we'll brighten up. You can

brighten things up, Spencer.

Why don't you run down and get us some
soda, okay? I don't have any in here.

Not anymore.

It's a whole new ballgame.

Allow me to turn the lights, and I'll
tell you.

Gaze into the ball as you grow deeper
and deeper into sleep.

Deeper and deeper.

You are now totally relaxed.

You're drifting, drifting away.

You will now hear only my voice.

voice and only my command.

You are a very hot desert.

The sun is burning very, very brightly.

It's so uncomfortable.

You're not dressed properly for the
desert. You have to get rid of all your

clothes to feel a bit more comfortable.

You're feeling very, very hot.

Your feet are making you feel very hot.

You have to get rid of your clothes.

Relax. Feel comfortable.

And now there's this real non -athletic,
there's this real sheik coming across

the hot Sahara sands.

And he looks like a cool drink of water.

You're amazed at how he'll quench your
thirst.

When he's there in front of you, you
feel quenched already.

Now this Sheik, he may not be a real
athletic type Sheik, but he looks like a

real cool drink of water to you.

I must be a little...

Take a drink of the sheep's water.

Now it's time for the sheik's dinner.

Hmm.

I want you to fuck this shit.

And eat her.

Eat her good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you have to shit.

Oh,

yes.

I don't want to listen to you.

Let me fuck Ruby.

Such a soft and fertile garden for the
sheep to...

Okay, at the count of three, you will
snap out of it and not

remember a thing.

One, two, three.

Ruby?

Jackie?

Snap out of it. At the count of one,
two, three, I said you will obey the

command to snap out of it and forget
everything.

One, two, three.

Come in, Tokyo.

At the sound of my command, you will
snap out of it.

I command you.