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I don't know who you're talking about.
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That one right there. Travvy.
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Hey, I know him. Do you like him?
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Yeah, a lot. He's amazing.
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Yeah, he's not for me.
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- He's seven.
- He's like a seven-year-old asshole.
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He's super pompous.
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That's super fair.
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Hey, Fran.
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Hmm?
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What the fucking fuck are these?
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- That's private. That's private!
- There's nothing private
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about having a bunch of photos of
random naked women on your phone.
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Well, it's private because
it is on my phone, okay?
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And for the record, that's not a
bunch of rando naked women, okay?
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Those are my ex-girlfriends.
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This is your ex-girlfriend?
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Why the fuck do you have naked photos
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of your ex-girlfriends on
your phone? That's insane.
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It's not insane. I
use them to masturbate.
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You use these to masturbate?
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Yeah.
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Why would you not just use
porn like a normal human male?
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Are you kidding, Hannah?
Porn is disgusting.
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Those girls, they're
underage, they're on drugs.
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Many of them have been abused.
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So, no, that doesn't really get me hard.
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Okay, if you've got
such a problem with porn,
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then why can't you
just masturbate to me?
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I would. I mean, that'd be
great. I would love that.
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To be honest, the photos that
you've sent me are kind of goofy.
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It's like you naked going like...
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I'm not really gonna jerk off to that.
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Hi, Yoshi. Um... sorry, I
was... I was looking for you.
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Hello, Shoshanna.
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Did... did you have
pleasure on this weekend?
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Oh, yeah, ah, major pleasure.
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Um, I went to see this
DJ spin. DJ Cat Cow.
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Cat Cow?
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He is my dear friend of friend.
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Um... are those the
winter line spreadsheets?
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Why, yes, they are.
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I always follow your instructions.
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Good.
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Very good.
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Domo arigato.
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Okay.
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I don't like spread rumor,
but I heard he likes you.
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- He in love with you.
- He so in love with you.
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It drive him crazy.
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Okay, you guys, I jus... I don't even
really think that he likes me like that.
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Seriously, he's always like,
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"Shoshanna, you're a really
shiny star at this company."
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He wants you.
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He wants to take you to a love hotel
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and check in for a year.
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First of all, maybe I am a
shiny star at the company,
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because even though I've only
been here for a very short while,
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I truly feel like this is my
home and you people are my family.
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And I don't even really care
about people in America anymore.
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But second of all, I also
kind of have a boyfriend.
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And third of all, he's my boss and
Cheryl Semper would fucking kill me.
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You talk too fast.
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What? I've literally never heard that.
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It's probably a Japanese thing.
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- Satoko, will you translate?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Arigato gozaimasu.
- Arigato gozaimasu.
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Honestly, I think you're overreacting.
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- No, you don't.
- I really do.
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Who cares what he looks
at when he's masturbating?
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Okay, is this some weird
new honeymoon Marnie?
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Next thing you're gonna tell me
that, like, monogamy is a construct.
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I mean, in a sense it is.
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Who stole your soul?
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Look, I'm not gonna
lie to you and pretend
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that Ecuador hasn't been, like,
a really life-changing experience,
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but, I don't know, this might be
a little bit enlightened of him.
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Enlightened? Marnie,
he keeps a whole folder
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of ex-girlfriend pinups
to jerk it to, okay?
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And these aren't, like,
porn stars or strippers.
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They're, like, regular
girls... nurses and legal aides
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just, like, smiling with their tits and
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- pussy flaps hanging out.
- Ew.
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How is this different than killing
someone then keeping their shrunken
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- head as a trophy?
- Oh, my God,
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you need to take, like,
a serious step back here.
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He is not cheating on you.
He's not doing anything mean.
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In fact, he's the nicest guy you've
ever dated by, like, a planet distance.
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Well, I really thought
you would be on my side.
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Hannah, I am on your side.
I'm always on your side.
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Okay, I just fully saw
your husband's dick.
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Oh, my God, I love
hearing the word husband.
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Congratulations.
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Konnichi wa, bitches!
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Hi, Shoshanna. I wanted to call ya...
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Oh, my God, that is so nice to hear.
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Seriously, I'm loving it here.
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Like, this corporate
environment is the dream
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I'm living for every
day of my young life.
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I love it so much.
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You know how people say that you
can't run away from your problems?
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Well, I moved away
from mine and it worked,
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so people are so wrong
so much of the time.
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Which is honestly why, Shoshanna,
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like, this is so hard for me to say.
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Ah, what... what's so
hard for you to say?
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Let me start at the beginning. Um...
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As you know, corporate Japan
is in a little bit of trouble.
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Okay.
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And so there's fewer jobs.
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And now it means fewer
of you and your job.
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Abigail, are you...
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are you firing me?
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No! No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Oh, my God, that just
scared the shit out of me.
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That literally would have been,
like, the worst thing to ever happen
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to me in my life.
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Um, it's act...
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it's called... um...
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we're... we're managing you out.
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So I still have my job, though, right?
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It's like a very light
ending of a relationship
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and a business partnership
and, like, a salary.
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Wait, I'm sorry. How is
this different from firing?
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I guess because it has a different name.
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I moved to Japan.
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We are gonna pay for your ticket back.
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Um... an... and it's gonna
be in fucking business class.
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No, I don't want to go
back even in business class.
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Abigail, you cannot make me go back.
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Why are you upset? Because they're
exes or because they're not you?
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All of it, Ray. I don't
like any of it, okay?
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And then he's taken this
radical anti-porn stance
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like he's Andrea fucking Dworkin.
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So he's opposed to the enslavement
and trafficking of young women.
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What a monster. How outrageous!
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Listen, Ray, I just need to know
if you think it's weird, okay?
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'Cause I talked to
Marnie and she doesn't.
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When did you talk to Marnie?
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Don't be thirsty, Ray.
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Look, Hannah, I want to take your
side on this. Okay? I really do.
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But the moral underpinnings
of your argument are at best,
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at very best, extremely unclear.
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For the record, I think it's very gross.
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Thank you, okay? 'Cause I was
worried I was getting, like, old
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and pedestrian about sex and
you know I pride myself on
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- my sexual openness.
- Mm-mhm.
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What I lack in skill, I make
up for in extreme curiosity.
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So why are you getting your
panties in a bunch, then?
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'Cause, Ray, I worked very, very
hard to overcome the challenges
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of my nontraditional body type
and accept myself for who I am.
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And I'm not gonna be
edged out of my own life
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by girls who don't even have any
interesting fat deposits on them.
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Until this happened, I was
basically Kate Upton to myself.
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Hannah, you're still hot... to Fran.
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You're gonna thank me later
for using the special lens.
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It's gonna really
distinguish these photos
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from all the other ones
he's jerking it to.
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Paint me like one of
your French girls, Ray.
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Okay, what I need from you, Hannah,
is less talking and more animus.
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Okay.
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You look like you have
a spinal cord injury.
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- Put some life in those limbs.
- Like a kind of like a...
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Yeah, create some lean lines.
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Nice.
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Try ones with, like, a coy smile.
Like you know a juicy secret.
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Not the Katie Holmes.
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Let me put this in
terms you'll understand.
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Like you know a cake is coming later.
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There she is.
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I just don't understand.
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It makes no sense.
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It's total fucking bullshit.
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I know for a fact we are
keeping even that hooker Erica.
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But now you go home to
your future husband, yes?
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And go out with Ashley Tisdale.
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No, you guys, I don't
want to go back to America.
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And I don't know Ashley Tisdale.
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I saw her once at a
gynecologist appointment
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and I tried to explain that to you guys,
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but you misunderstood
and so I just let it go.
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Then why don't you stay?
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Because I can't afford to, okay?
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My parents aren't rich.
They didn't invent Chuhai.
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Oh, really?
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You seem very wealthy because
of your spoiled attitude.
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Yeah.
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That's just how Americans act.
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We're kind of assholes.
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You know, I really don't want to
talk about what happened last night.
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I mean, you're kind of a jerk-off.
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- So this woman's the lead?
- Yeah. That's...
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that's Detective Mosedale. She's
been on the show for 12 years.
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She's richer than the president.
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- Okay, oh, it's back on.
- Oh, my God!
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Hey, that's him.
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Hey, you.
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Hey!
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Hey, slow it down!
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We're not gonna hurt you.
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We got a car, genius.
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We're not gonna hurt you, okay?
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Just want to ask you some questions.
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All right. All right.
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All right, what's it worth to you?
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They really messed up your teeth, huh?
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No, it's... it's just makeup.
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So, how long you been
living on the streets?
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Oh, what do you care?
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Want to hold on to that 20 or not?
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I don't know. I don't know. Maybe
a year, maybe five years. Who knows?
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You know, time passes in strange ways
on the outside. You can write that down.
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All I know is I've been on my
own since I was 11 years old.
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Cry me a river.
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I was born in an orphanage, all right?
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I've always been on my own.
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00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,614
Her character had a fucked-up childhood.
250
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,782
There was a flashback in season four.
251
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,382
- That's why she's so...
- Right.
252
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:46,289
Listen, brother, we're
both from the streets.
253
00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:51,544
So let's help Trippi out
before it's too late, okay?
254
00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:54,880
What do you say?
255
00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:05,316
You were amazing.
256
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,022
- No, I wasn't.
- Yeah.
257
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:10,256
No, no, no. I'm 100% serious.
258
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:13,450
You... I'm so impressed right now.
259
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:16,738
You were... you were tough and grimy
260
00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,512
and, like, streety,
261
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:20,207
but you were totally vulnerable.
262
00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:23,453
Like, you played into that pain so well.
263
00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:25,373
I'm so impressed.
264
00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:29,112
You were amazing. You really were. I was
subtle but forceful. It was very strong.
265
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,729
Thank you.
266
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,554
All right, let's just
sit in silence now.
267
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,562
Adam's gonna be famous.
Adam's gonna be famous! Yes!
268
00:13:43,027 --> 00:13:44,631
Konnichi wa!
269
00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:47,767
Well, hello, kitty.
270
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:50,966
Hey.
271
00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:53,139
You don't sound great.
272
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,779
I'm coming home.
273
00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:58,528
What? That's great.
274
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:00,110
Yeah.
275
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,066
Unless it's not.
276
00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:04,455
Um...
277
00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:08,822
I lost my job and I don't know why.
278
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,499
Oh, man.
279
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:14,639
Oh, man, that sucks dicks.
280
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:18,627
You know what? Corporations
don't like visionaries.
281
00:14:18,638 --> 00:14:24,745
But I can't help but feel a little bit
excited on a... on a very selfish level.
282
00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:30,458
That's, um, really sweet, except
I don't have a job still, so...
283
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,169
Okay, all right, listen to me.
284
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:35,313
Just get on a plane. Like, right away.
285
00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:36,677
Just rip off the Band-Aid.
286
00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:38,907
Mm, I don't know.
287
00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:41,095
Trust me, good-byes suck.
288
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:43,183
You don't want to drag
it out. Just come back.
289
00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:45,901
Come back to me and I will
take such good care of you.
290
00:14:45,912 --> 00:14:48,228
And we'll just move forward.
291
00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:52,532
I mean, yeah, maybe you're right.
292
00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:55,776
I am. I am right. Just get on a plane.
293
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,754
I'll even pick you up at the airport.
294
00:14:58,859 --> 00:15:01,101
Um, yeah.
295
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:03,503
Yeah, you know what? Um...
296
00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:06,232
I'm gonna do it. I'll just, ah...
297
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:10,464
I'll just book the first flight
and I'll text you the info.
298
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:14,553
Shoshanna, I'm really,
really sorry about your job.
299
00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:17,557
But now we get to have you back.
300
00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:19,511
Yeah, okay. I'll see you soon, okay?
301
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,842
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay, bye.
302
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:45,356
_
303
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:51,904
_
304
00:16:04,156 --> 00:16:08,682
It's like you're not
really here right now.
305
00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:11,952
- Is that...
- Oh, I'm fully here.
306
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:15,202
It just seems like you're
kind of disassociated.
307
00:16:15,213 --> 00:16:16,785
Like you're someplace else or something.
308
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:17,996
I'm not.
309
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:20,546
Look at me. Look at me.
310
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:23,866
I love you.
311
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,680
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
312
00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:28,129
Are you all right?
313
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,815
- Is this okay? Is this not...
- Yeah, you... you...
314
00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:31,779
shouldn't need me to tell you I
love you. All those pictures of
315
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,168
your ex-girlfriends can
tell you that they love you.
316
00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:36,998
Really?
317
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:41,716
I can't get over that it was the
mother's boyfriend the whole time.
318
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:43,945
It's always the mother's boyfriend.
319
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,768
Do you think your character is gonna
stay off the streets from now on?
320
00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:50,941
No. Only way of life he knows.
321
00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:55,467
All right, I'm trying to get
exactly 13 hours of sleep a night,
322
00:16:55,478 --> 00:16:58,027
so Grandpa's got to shut it down.
323
00:16:58,038 --> 00:16:59,399
- Good night.
- Good night.
324
00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:02,569
Let's try to keep the
volume at a courteous level.
325
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,312
Okay? Thank you.
326
00:17:10,424 --> 00:17:11,921
I don't know how you do it.
327
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,537
What?
328
00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:20,155
Nothing.
329
00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:26,870
I... I wrote a, er...
330
00:17:28,286 --> 00:17:30,237
haiku up here
331
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:34,268
like a, um... like a month ago.
332
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,648
- That's weird.
- It's like from your...
333
00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:38,664
- Why would you...
- ...perspective.
334
00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:40,274
Why would you do that?
335
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,313
It was... I forgot how I got up there.
336
00:17:42,324 --> 00:17:43,801
How did...
337
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:47,427
What are you doing?
338
00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:51,677
We're just friends.
339
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:54,456
Are we?
340
00:17:57,239 --> 00:18:00,511
Um... I'm not doing this
"will they, won't they" shit.
341
00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:02,688
No fucking way.
342
00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:04,372
I'm sorry.
343
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,596
Thank you.
344
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,810
Bye.
345
00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:30,199
♪ [Singing in Japanese] ♪
346
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:56,022
- [Man speaks Japanese]
- [Woman speaking Japanese]
347
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:06,102
[Speaks Japanese]
348
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:09,328
_
349
00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:10,433
Shoshanna.
350
00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:11,988
- Hi.
- Hi.
351
00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:14,353
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
352
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:21,396
[Speaking Japanese]
353
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:24,321
Shoshanna. Shoshanna.
354
00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:27,485
- You like it, yeah?
- Holy shit.
355
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,411
[Speaks Japanese]
356
00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:32,865
[Speaks Japanese]
357
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,612
Shoshanna. Shoshanna.
358
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:37,343
- Your turn.
- What? No.
359
00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:39,455
You dress like... dress like nurse.
360
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:40,722
- Please?
- No.
361
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:42,358
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No.
362
00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:44,292
- Come on. Dress like nurse.
- Shoshanna!
363
00:20:44,303 --> 00:20:47,044
- Shoshanna. Shosh-an-na! Shosh.. Shosh.
- Nurse, nurse, nurse,
364
00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:48,568
- nurse, nurse...
- Nah, Shoshanna!
365
00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:51,235
_
366
00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:53,476
Shoshanna, look what I'm doing.
367
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:55,739
The wax dripped into my asshole.
368
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,137
Put the fucking nurse costume.
369
00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:59,273
- Okay, okay. Fuck it, okay.
- Yes?
370
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:02,080
- I'll do it.
- Oh, yeah!
371
00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:03,291
_
372
00:21:11,347 --> 00:21:14,347
[Speaking Japanese]
373
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,857
Ah! Oh!
374
00:21:16,868 --> 00:21:19,229
Oh! Oh, Shoshanna.
375
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,996
- Oh! Kawaii! Oh, kawaii!
- Shoshanna!
376
00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:25,191
- Come, come.
- Sexy girl.
377
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,500
Cutie.
378
00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:28,168
- Hey, Shoshanna.
- You try.
379
00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:30,377
- What? No.
- Yeah, yeah.
380
00:21:30,783 --> 00:21:33,314
- I don't want to...
- Yes.
381
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,798
- No.
- _
382
00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:37,045
Shh.
383
00:21:37,056 --> 00:21:39,259
- Shoshanna, hard, hard.
- Okay, okay.
384
00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:40,851
Okay.
385
00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:42,688
Okay, just one. Just one time.
386
00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:44,167
- Just one time. Just...
- Yay!
387
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:47,079
Oh, yeah!
388
00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:48,627
_
389
00:21:48,638 --> 00:21:50,820
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yes, yes, yes.
390
00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:52,442
Shoshanna?
391
00:21:52,453 --> 00:21:54,551
- What?
- Is that all you got?
392
00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:56,721
[Speaks Japanese]. Harder!
393
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,431
- Oh.
- Ooh!
394
00:21:59,442 --> 00:22:01,926
_
395
00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:03,639
- Big one. Big one.
- Okay.
396
00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:06,256
- Give it! Ah!
- Okay.
397
00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:07,841
_
398
00:22:07,852 --> 00:22:09,543
- Bom! Bom! Bom!
- _
399
00:22:09,554 --> 00:22:11,992
Okay, one more. One more. One more.
400
00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:14,056
- Go ahead!
- Ah!
401
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,267
Oh, shit.
402
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:17,934
Oh, shit.
403
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,066
- Oh!
- [Speaking Japanese]
404
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,671
- Fucking hurt.
- Shit. Shit. Are you okay?
405
00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:25,813
I'm sorry. Um...
406
00:22:25,824 --> 00:22:28,015
Does that make your
pussy wet, you sick fuck?
407
00:22:28,026 --> 00:22:30,311
- You love it, don't you?
- I'm sorry.
408
00:22:30,322 --> 00:22:31,522
I'm...
409
00:22:32,326 --> 00:22:36,324
- Yoshi. Yoshi.
- I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry.
410
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,744
_
411
00:22:46,841 --> 00:22:49,341
I am so sorry, Shoshanna.
412
00:22:49,427 --> 00:22:52,689
Ryota is really, really motherfucker.
413
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:53,995
Yeah.
414
00:22:56,684 --> 00:22:58,189
Are you okay?
415
00:23:39,349 --> 00:23:40,585
Where is it?
416
00:23:40,611 --> 00:23:45,281
Fucking secret Ted Bundy
life, you fucking creep.
417
00:23:48,415 --> 00:23:51,231
What are you smiling
about, you little whore?
418
00:23:51,242 --> 00:23:52,522
Delete.
419
00:23:52,907 --> 00:23:55,374
Oh, cool. A tramp stamp. A star. Wow.
420
00:23:55,385 --> 00:23:57,917
Oh, you're, like, having
all these original thoughts.
421
00:23:58,629 --> 00:24:02,022
Oh, hey, indie nipples.
Looking good. Deleted.
422
00:24:02,033 --> 00:24:05,337
Oh, and cool, holding
a Brussels Griffin dog.
423
00:24:05,503 --> 00:24:07,803
Suck my fucking dick.
424
00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:09,922
Jesus fucking Christ.
425
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,791
Here's a nice picture of me.
426
00:24:19,802 --> 00:24:22,468
And we're just gonna go screen saver.
427
00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:44,517
Hi, Shosh. Ah...
428
00:24:44,528 --> 00:24:46,597
I know you're probably headed
to the airport right now,
429
00:24:46,608 --> 00:24:50,724
but, um... I just wanted to say
that I... I can't wait to kiss you.
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