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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,001 Girls - 04x06 Close Up 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,070 sync and correction by solfieri www.MY-SUBS.com 3 00:00:08,665 --> 00:00:11,667 ♪ Can't nobody love you ♪ 4 00:00:11,668 --> 00:00:14,920 ♪ Like I'm lovin' you, baby ♪ 5 00:00:14,921 --> 00:00:19,174 ♪ 'Cause they don't know how to love you like I do ♪ 6 00:00:22,262 --> 00:00:25,714 ♪ Can't nobody love you ♪ 7 00:00:25,715 --> 00:00:28,016 ♪ Like I'm loving you right now ♪ 8 00:00:28,017 --> 00:00:30,769 ♪ 'Cause they don't know how ♪ 9 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:34,474 ♪ To love you like I do ♪ 10 00:00:34,475 --> 00:00:36,692 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:36,693 --> 00:00:39,812 ♪ I'm gonna love you in the morning ♪ 12 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:43,031 ♪ Love you late at night ♪ 13 00:00:43,032 --> 00:00:45,484 ♪ I ain't gonna stop lovin' you ♪ 14 00:00:45,485 --> 00:00:48,570 ♪ Till you tell me everything's all right ♪ 15 00:00:48,571 --> 00:00:50,323 ♪ Oh ♪ 16 00:00:50,324 --> 00:00:53,625 ♪ Can't nobody love you ♪ 17 00:00:53,626 --> 00:00:56,795 ♪ Like I'm lovin' you right now... ♪- No. 18 00:00:56,796 --> 00:00:58,797 ♪ 'Cause they don't know how... ♪- You didn't. 19 00:00:58,798 --> 00:01:03,336 - ♪ To love you like I do... ♪ - That all just looks... 20 00:01:03,337 --> 00:01:08,007 - Holy shit. - ♪ Can't nobody kiss you ♪ 21 00:01:08,008 --> 00:01:11,259 ♪ Like I'm kissing you right now, little girl ♪ 22 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:16,832 ♪ 'Cause they don't know how to kiss you like I do ♪ 23 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:19,368 ♪ No, they don't know how ♪ 24 00:01:19,369 --> 00:01:25,574 ♪ To love you like I do. ♪ 25 00:01:42,675 --> 00:01:44,159 Elijah? 26 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:48,213 Elijah! 27 00:01:53,853 --> 00:01:55,303 Come on. 28 00:01:55,304 --> 00:01:57,356 I ate the fuckers. Sue me. 29 00:01:57,357 --> 00:01:59,392 That's so fucked up. 30 00:01:59,393 --> 00:02:01,893 Elijah, this is my cereal, okay? 31 00:02:01,894 --> 00:02:04,062 You can't just waltz into town 32 00:02:04,063 --> 00:02:06,198 and eat another person's cereal. 33 00:02:06,199 --> 00:02:08,784 If what you want is cereal, 34 00:02:08,785 --> 00:02:11,570 go to the store and get some cereal 35 00:02:11,571 --> 00:02:14,573 and put your name on it. 36 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,417 So unstable. 37 00:02:33,893 --> 00:02:35,927 ♪ Closer ♪ 38 00:02:35,928 --> 00:02:38,264 ♪ Closer... ♪ 39 00:02:38,265 --> 00:02:40,065 Oh, my God. 40 00:02:42,819 --> 00:02:44,569 ♪ Closer ♪ 41 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:46,822 ♪ Closer ♪ 42 00:02:46,823 --> 00:02:51,153 ♪ Pain is glory... ♪ 43 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,638 So we called it Madame Tinsley's 44 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,323 because we wanted something a bit ostentatious 45 00:02:54,324 --> 00:02:56,408 to separate it from other instant soups 46 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,944 that are marketed as a cheap meal fix because our soup is made 47 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:00,996 with the finest dehydrated products available 48 00:03:00,997 --> 00:03:04,917 and I have an ex-girlfriend named Tinsley. 49 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,753 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 50 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:10,289 Oh, uh, so, yeah, no, if you, uh... 51 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,540 I didn't know you were done. 52 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:12,925 If you want me to market this, 53 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,377 then I'm just gonna tell you right now that, um... 54 00:03:15,378 --> 00:03:18,013 I just... I hate the name. 55 00:03:19,382 --> 00:03:21,217 Well, that is not a good start. 56 00:03:21,218 --> 00:03:22,601 Mm. 57 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,103 You know that there are lots of people 58 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,305 who are applying for this job 59 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,641 who have actually had jobs before. 60 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,058 Yeah, like me. 61 00:03:29,059 --> 00:03:30,643 Are you talking about these four... 62 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,561 - I mean, those four were absolutely... - activities? 63 00:03:32,562 --> 00:03:34,147 Actual jobs. 64 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,649 - Jobs, Scott. - Camp counselor? 65 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,449 But, um, I mean, I would call that a job. 66 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:40,569 I don't know if you've ever been a camp counselor, but it is no easy feat. 67 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,121 Teenagers do it, for the most part, right? 68 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,740 - Uh, yeah. - I'm talking about, like, an adult job. 69 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:46,326 - So what is your... - I mean, I don't know, Scott, 70 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,793 is this what you wanted to do? 71 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,161 Excuse me? 72 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,213 Was this your dream? Like, fancy Cup O' Noodles? 73 00:03:51,214 --> 00:03:53,132 Yes, this was my dream. Owning my own company. 74 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,334 And I started it with my two best friends, Jeremy and Simon. 75 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,170 - That's great. - This is exactly what I wanted to do. 76 00:03:57,171 --> 00:03:58,671 You and Jeremy and Simon were like, 77 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,056 "I wanna make old rice that smells like badussy"? 78 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:02,808 What's "badussy"? 79 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:05,094 Um, it's "butt, dick, and pussy." 80 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:06,729 Do you have some kind of problem with me? 81 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,180 - No. - What's going on? I don't understand. 82 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,815 - I don't have a problem with you, Scott. - No? 83 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:12,185 - No. Why would I have a problem with you? - I don't know. 84 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,437 I am so happy for you and Jeremy and Simon. 85 00:04:15,438 --> 00:04:17,156 - Thank you. - Scott, Harvard alum makes good... 86 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,359 that is such an exciting story. 87 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,411 Do you mind if I write about it for "Holy Shit Magazine"? 88 00:04:22,412 --> 00:04:24,197 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 89 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:27,783 Look, clearly you do not want this job, 90 00:04:27,784 --> 00:04:31,253 and, um, obviously I'm not gonna give it to you. 91 00:04:31,254 --> 00:04:35,624 But maybe you would still like to go for a drink sometime? 92 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:37,259 Yeah, absolutely. 93 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:40,129 allocations going to the drive-up 94 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:43,049 book drop project, 95 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:47,303 but get nothing in terms of lighting. 96 00:04:47,304 --> 00:04:50,773 I reviewed a public record... 97 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:54,143 Hi. Raymond Ploshansky. I have an appointment. 98 00:04:54,144 --> 00:04:55,896 public library district. 99 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,696 You're fourth on the docket. 100 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,232 That's a cute model, honey. 101 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:00,733 Oh, thank you. 102 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,484 Where are we now on the docket? 103 00:05:02,485 --> 00:05:06,372 Oh, we just started. Look, you can take a seat. 104 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,573 Okay. Thank you. 105 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:12,828 Petty cash account and $113 in cash on hand. 106 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:14,463 Okay, all right, look, Mr. Harding, 107 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:15,748 can you just pull up the minutes 108 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,666 so we can confirm these dollar amounts, please? 109 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:22,054 I'm just asking you to buy a few more lamps 110 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,674 so that I could see the books I'm reading, hmm? 111 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:27,426 Okay, all right, I hear you, Mr. Gold, 112 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,178 but would you just allow us a moment 113 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:31,513 to confirm the facts, please? 114 00:05:31,514 --> 00:05:34,316 Oh, my God, Desi, "Close Up" has almost 115 00:05:34,317 --> 00:05:37,103 like 100 downloads already. This is crazy. 116 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:39,271 I mean, this has to mean something to Marcos at the label. 117 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,490 - Don't you think? - Mm. 118 00:05:41,491 --> 00:05:43,242 I think it has to. This is... 119 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,494 I don't think they really carebout 100 random people, baby. 120 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,449 Well, they're not random. This is so eg. 121 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,785 I feel le indie music blogs are where everything's happening. 122 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,870 Pleandra Mariner got started on this exact site. 123 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:56,255 Yummers. 124 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,540 We already did it. 125 00:06:01,244 --> 00:06:02,962 What? 126 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,098 Mm. 127 00:06:09,219 --> 00:06:10,804 - You know what? - Mmm? 128 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,855 We should open our showcase with this song. 129 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:15,474 Mm, we only get two songs for the showcase. 130 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,026 Yes, we get an opener and a closer, 131 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:19,395 and this should be our opener. 132 00:06:19,396 --> 00:06:22,898 Yeah, I mean, this is a great fucking song. 133 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:24,483 Thank you. 134 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,368 But this is not one of our top two. 135 00:06:26,369 --> 00:06:27,988 What do you like better? 136 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:30,539 "Rattlesnake Cowgirl," "Heart for Sale," 137 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:33,625 "Whoa, Wow, Wonderful," "Song for Marcus Garvey," 138 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,961 "Oaxaca Blues," "Kokopelli Shelly." 139 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,546 I mean, that's top six right there. 140 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:39,048 Mm. Yeah, I know. 141 00:06:39,049 --> 00:06:41,334 I just feel like it's our chance to show some range. 142 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,635 - Ok, see, hat I think about the showcase... - Yeah. 143 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,421 - We put our best foot forward. - Agreed. 144 00:06:45,422 --> 00:06:47,723 And if half of our set is a syrupy love song, 145 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:49,508 that's a total mislead, babe, you know? 146 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,144 - But we sing love songs. - Not really. 147 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:56,648 We sing, like, modern American folk with an indie edge. 148 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,968 I tell people that we're like She & Him, but with actual romance. 149 00:06:59,969 --> 00:07:03,022 But we're nothing like She & Him. 150 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,990 - We're not? - Whoa. 151 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,109 You're blowing my mind right now. 152 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,029 - Marnie, we are nothing like... - I hope we're like She & Him. 153 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,698 - My God. - We are noth... are you kidding me right now? 154 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:16,036 You're freaking me out. We are nothing like She & Him, okay? 155 00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:18,170 We are nothing like that band. 156 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,173 How can we have completely different takes 157 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,625 on the same band that we are both in? That is bizarre to me. 158 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:25,294 I'm starting to wonder if maybe you don't like "Close Up" 159 00:07:25,295 --> 00:07:26,879 because I wrote it instead of you. 160 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,882 - No, I like the song. - Could that be it? Are you sure? 161 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,799 - I loved this song. - Okay. 162 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,351 What do you mean loved this song? 163 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,553 And then you told me that you're writing She & Him songs 164 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:37,940 and now, like, my whole... I gotta do a heavy rethink here. 165 00:07:37,941 --> 00:07:41,110 How about we talk about the partnership that I thought we were in... 166 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:42,896 - We are in a partnership. - Whereas recently... no, recently 167 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,565 it's just been me writing while you tinker with your motorcycle. 168 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,734 I am... that's my... that's my mode of transportation, Marnie. 169 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,235 - That is my mode of transportation. - That doesn't change anything. 170 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:51,820 That's how I get... 171 00:07:51,821 --> 00:07:53,239 That's weak, dude. 172 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,240 That's my mode of transportation. 173 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:58,077 If she's feeling sick, then I got nowhere to go. 174 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,914 I do write. I fucking write all the time. 175 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,714 I'm writing when I'm doing anything. 176 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,583 When we're making love, I'm writing.- 177 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,502 I am so glad that we combined our books. 178 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,387 You know, I was a little nervous about it, 179 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:11,006 but these children's encyclopedias are amazing. 180 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:13,725 They still say that Columbus discovered America, 181 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:16,429 and I think... I think in one of these illustrations, 182 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:18,230 he's wearing makeup. 183 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,482 Do you want to go for a run in a sec? 184 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:22,484 Um, no, thank you. 185 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:25,604 Come on, there's a street fair I want to disrupt. 186 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,274 Mm, I don't really feel up to it. 187 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,243 Beginnings of a cold? 188 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,912 Gotta sweat that out. 189 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,282 Come on. 190 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,333 I like to watch you bounce. 191 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:40,919 I like to watch your boobs bounce. 192 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,754 I like to watch your ponytail bounce. 193 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,373 I like to watch your body bounce. 194 00:08:44,374 --> 00:08:46,875 No, I can't go for a run 195 00:08:46,876 --> 00:08:48,844 'cause I had an abortion yesterday. 196 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,348 I can't go for a run and I can't take a bath 197 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:55,635 or use a tampon or have intercourse for, like, a week. 198 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,145 Are you, uh... 199 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:06,528 what? 200 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:08,480 Yeah, just a couple of things I can't do 201 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,866 'cause I had an abortion yesterday. 202 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,786 - Was it mine? - Yeah, of course it was yours. 203 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,377 I didn't want to talk about it beforehand. 204 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:24,963 I just wanted to do it. 205 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,915 But I haven't shared with boyfriends in the past. 206 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:28,917 I'm trying to be more open with you. 207 00:09:28,918 --> 00:09:30,886 So you're trying to be open with me? 208 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:32,672 How many abortions have you had? 209 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:36,225 I'm not gonna share that with you because that is private. 210 00:09:36,226 --> 00:09:38,727 I'm not gonna ask you how many girls you've gotten pregnant. 211 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:40,979 None. It's not private. 212 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,832 I've gotten no girls pregnant except for you now. 213 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,863 I think you're behaving very magnanimously this time. 214 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,532 I really do. 215 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,700 And I think it's very difficult considering Mimi-Rose 216 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:04,536 is a very fascinating, very interesting, slim, 217 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,705 kind of like a little pinched nose there. 218 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,675 How do you know that she's slim with a little pinched nose? 219 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,009 I never said that. 220 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,545 Did you, like, Google her or something? 221 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,881 No, no, no. 222 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,682 You just created a very vivid image. 223 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,967 I see her as a very attractive, 224 00:10:18,968 --> 00:10:21,803 wondrous kind of very angular, slim person. 225 00:10:21,804 --> 00:10:24,223 And I think you're being very stable 226 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,109 about this whole thing and very mature. 227 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,229 Thank you. I guess the upside 228 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,313 to having everything go wrong in your life 229 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:34,400 is that you cease to have any expectations of anything or anybody. 230 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,235 And that's an unbelievably mature thing 231 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,737 for a person your age to say. 232 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,238 It's just great. 233 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,073 I guess the thing that's bothering me the most 234 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,242 is that I have no idea what's coming next. 235 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,911 - Mm. - I've never felt that way before. 236 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,075 Like, I don't even know what I want to have happen. 237 00:10:47,076 --> 00:10:50,604 You were writing it as career option, how was that? 238 00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,490 Was it fulfilling? 239 00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:53,991 Fulfilling? I don't know. 240 00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:56,994 I remarkably never thought about that. 241 00:10:56,995 --> 00:11:01,949 I mean, I guess I liked the fact that writing 242 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:05,753 has the ability to effect change. 243 00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:07,456 You know? The writers who I love 244 00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:09,090 really helped me to form my world view, 245 00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:12,176 so, I don't know, I guess I wanted to help other people 246 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,544 the way those writers have helped me. 247 00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,463 You're a helper. You're just... you know, 248 00:11:15,464 --> 00:11:17,515 you like helping people, I think. 249 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,633 With Iowa, getting in, really what I liked 250 00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:21,268 was just that my friends seemed really impressed 251 00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:22,636 and my mom seemed really happy. 252 00:11:22,637 --> 00:11:25,256 Well, you made your mom happy. That made you feel good. 253 00:11:25,257 --> 00:11:29,311 So sometimes making your mom happy is helping your mom. 254 00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:32,646 So maybe I do really like helping people. 255 00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:35,783 Wow. I mean, who... who are you? 256 00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:37,785 Who is this person that I'm seeing sitting there 257 00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:42,073 saying these beautiful, stable things over there? 258 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:45,559 I just... this is like a wow moment for me. 259 00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:48,379 Wow. 260 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,580 Who fucking went with you? 261 00:11:49,581 --> 00:11:50,999 My friend Sue-Ellen Garth. 262 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,466 I don't even know her. 263 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,802 You'll meet her. She's a somnambulist. 264 00:11:54,803 --> 00:11:58,089 Who... who... who did it? Who aborted you? 265 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:00,224 A doctor named Guneta did the procedure. 266 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:02,176 She delivered my cousin's baby. 267 00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:06,163 - Was it a boy or a girl? - My cousin's baby's a girl. 268 00:12:06,164 --> 00:12:08,849 No! Ours! 269 00:12:10,652 --> 00:12:11,986 It was a ball of cells. 270 00:12:11,987 --> 00:12:13,904 It was smaller than a seed pearl. 271 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,439 It didn't have a penis or a vagina. 272 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,909 Isn't this a decision that people typically make together? 273 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:21,445 - So you wanted a baby? - Maybe. 274 00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:22,780 That's kind of absurd. 275 00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,582 We've been together for less than seven weeks. 276 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,200 I don't think that we're ready for a child. 277 00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:29,003 Crazier things have happened. People do crazy things. 278 00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:31,288 My parents got married after a fucking week. 279 00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:33,424 Okay, so we should have the baby 280 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:36,260 and put it in your toolbox as a cradle 281 00:12:36,261 --> 00:12:39,263 and feed it sardines and tell it that you don't know my middle name? 282 00:12:39,264 --> 00:12:42,099 - It's Rose! - No, my first name is Mimi-Rose. 283 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,517 My middle name is Eleanor. 284 00:12:43,518 --> 00:12:46,687 I don't understand how you could do something like that 285 00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:49,557 without talking to me first. 286 00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,226 It's... that's evil. 287 00:12:53,979 --> 00:12:56,363 You're right, you don't understand. 288 00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:10,744 I had just gone as far as I could go in Iowa, you know? 289 00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,247 - Yeah. - I was practically running that JCPenney. 290 00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:15,049 I was dating a guy who was the front-runner in the mayoral race. 291 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,301 I had just put a bid in on 16 acres, 292 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:20,589 but I thought, I don't know, I just feel empty. 293 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:23,258 So I might as well come back here and be with you losers. 294 00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,509 I've decided I'm not getting a job. 295 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,312 I'm gonna marry Scott the soup mogul, 296 00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:30,598 and I'm just gonna be Mrs. Madame Tinsley for the rest of my life. 297 00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:34,318 I'm gonna forgo all of my dreams and ambitions for his, 298 00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:35,770 and I'm just gonna become my mother. 299 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,938 No, no, no, you do not wanna end up with someone so selfish. 300 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,440 I'm telling you, Shosh, seriously, 301 00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,859 you end up feeling more alone than you felt 302 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,611 when you were actually just entirely alone. 303 00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:46,113 Marnie, you fought so hard for this relationship, 304 00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,781 - but it's making you unhappy already? - I know. 305 00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,533 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. 306 00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,119 I think I'm incapable of true companionship. 307 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,288 Plus, he's a total asshole as it turns out. 308 00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:56,124 Oh, my God, this table is like the island of misfit animals. 309 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,291 I'm falling asleep right now. 310 00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,009 I could be at a brunch with a guy 311 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,463 who runs a microbrewery, so let's pep it up. 312 00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,931 Well, listen, I have big news, 313 00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:06,550 which is that I've decided to get a job that actually helps people. 314 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,469 Ew, like a not-for-profit job? 315 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,304 Hannah, you're the most selfish person we know. 316 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,189 I mean, you won't even share a Kit Kat. 317 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,358 Yeah, it's true. You're so selfish that when we lived together, 318 00:14:14,359 --> 00:14:16,393 you put the fire extinguisher in your own bedroom 319 00:14:16,394 --> 00:14:17,945 so you could have access to it first. 320 00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:20,397 Well, that's all gonna be turned on its head 321 00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:22,650 'cause you know what? I wanna change the world. 322 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,486 - Change the world? - Like, all of it? 323 00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:27,538 - That's a big job. - Why is this so flummoxing to all of you, 324 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,157 me wanting to make a positive change? 325 00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:32,793 Because I'm very skeptical of anyone who wants to help others. 326 00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,828 I mean, there's always some sort of hidden agenda. 327 00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:38,165 100%. Mother Teresa loved being famous. 328 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,917 Well, what's a job that I could have 329 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,919 that helps people that doesn't disgust you? 330 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,139 Based on this look, I would say... 331 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,641 - bus and truck with "Thoroughly Modern Millie"... - Yes. 332 00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:48,726 Ice Capades... 333 00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:51,345 - Clock maker. - Uh, clog model? 334 00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:53,314 - Schoolmarm. - Okay. 335 00:14:53,315 --> 00:14:56,016 - Tennille in a Captain & Tennille cover band. - Yeah. 336 00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:58,485 - Girl who gets killed in a Lifetime movie. - Wait. 337 00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,987 Mayim Bialik's stunt double. 338 00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:02,691 Elijah. 339 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,775 Your horrid, horrid personality 340 00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:06,493 may have actually led to something good, 341 00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:10,281 which is that I could be a teacher. 342 00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:13,417 Well, you know what they say... those who can't do, teach. 343 00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:16,787 Yes, and I can't do, so I'm gonna teach. 344 00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:19,423 All three vacant properties 345 00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:23,260 are owned by a Mr. Anat Heifetz, 346 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:26,547 who has yet to incur any monetary fines 347 00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:31,135 associated with buildings standing longer than 30 days 348 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,520 without registering with the city. 349 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:36,724 I'm sorry. Excuse me, but I gotta run out of here early tonight. 350 00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:40,394 Can... a motion to adjourn and we'll pick up where we leave off next week. 351 00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:42,863 Second.- With that second, I adjourn this session. 352 00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:44,566 We'll continue next week starting with... 353 00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,568 - Kippy Cohen. - Kippy Cohen. 354 00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,951 - Good? 355 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,238 - Done. - Objection! 356 00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:52,206 I'm sorry? 357 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,708 - I object. - What? 358 00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:59,630 I've been sitting patiently, quietly in this chair all day. 359 00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,465 All day. You wanna know why? 360 00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,667 'Cause I'm on today's docket. 361 00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,719 Today's docket should happen today. 362 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,888 Next week is for next week's docket. 363 00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:10,474 Well, thank you for contributing your opinion, 364 00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:12,810 but sometimes we don't get through it all, okay? 365 00:16:12,811 --> 00:16:15,429 Like, today we started with some issues from last week. 366 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,065 Okay, well, I'm sorry, but I don't think that's very fair. 367 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:19,434 And I don't think they do either. 368 00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,902 And it's certainly no way to manage your business. 369 00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:23,654 So I would like to procure a motion 370 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,489 that we get through today's docket today. 371 00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:28,025 - I second that. - Thank you, Kippy. 372 00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:30,861 Okay, well, a motion has to be seconded by a member of the board. 373 00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:32,363 Are there any board members 374 00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,783 that wants to second this hothead's motion? 375 00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:37,118 I didn't think so. Good night. 376 00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,452 Will you hold that, please? Thank you. 377 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,003 Excuse me, Kippy. 378 00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:42,506 You all should be ashamed of yourselves. 379 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,292 Shame on you! 380 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,176 You call this politics? 381 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,761 This is a circus! 382 00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:50,097 Okay, thank you. Can you sit down now, please? 383 00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:53,100 You can't even put a few lights in the library so Mr. Gold can read? 384 00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,602 Are you fucking kidding me? 385 00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:56,804 I take umbrage! 386 00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:58,021 Hold on, umbrage? 387 00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,224 I just wanna write that down, that you take umbrage. 388 00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:04,478 I take umbrage at your sweeping disregard for the taxpayer 389 00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:07,197 and your general managerial ineptitude. 390 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,318 Umbrage! Shame on you people! 391 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,320 He's not wrong. 392 00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:16,824 I can't remember the last time we got something approved here. 393 00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:19,159 Seriously, Stu, you can't remember? You can't remember... 394 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,245 so all of a sudden, you have a problem with our productivity? 395 00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:23,797 Yeah.- When was the last session you came to not drunk? 396 00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:27,301 Says the man who'd probably stop at a bar and cheat on his wife. 397 00:17:27,302 --> 00:17:29,303 You're gonna judge me? How dare you? 398 00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:31,672 Why don't you go visit your convict husband in jail? 399 00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,024 Oh, nice, Ted. Professional as always. 400 00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,844 And do you wanna tell everyone how much money 401 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,679 you took from funds in petty cash last month? 402 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,013 Screw you, creep. I thought you were my friend. 403 00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,849 Not when it comes to money. 404 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:45,018 You put that money I took a loan of $10. 405 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,293 You know how I always sleep 15 minutes later than you? 406 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,963 I really wake up before you. 407 00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:48,916 But I pretend to be totally asleep because I love it 408 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,553 when you tuck me in and you kiss me. 409 00:18:54,806 --> 00:18:57,926 I'm really coming to depend on that. 410 00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,010 Why didn't you talk to me about it? 411 00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:02,095 'Cause I knew what I wanted to do. 412 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:05,232 Why didn't you want me to come with you? 413 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,934 I mean, don't you need me at all? 414 00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,101 'Cause it freaks me out. 415 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,820 You never tell me what you're working on. 416 00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,939 You don't mind if I don't make it to whatever fucking party. 417 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,524 You don't ask me how you look or whatever. 418 00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,108 You just look in the mirror and go. 419 00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:16,994 You're like those jellyfish who only need to fuck once 420 00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:18,612 to have generations of kids. 421 00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,031 Sometimes I just can't tell what I'm even here for at all. 422 00:19:21,032 --> 00:19:23,083 See, that's what I love about you. 423 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,502 You know the weirdest stuff. 424 00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:29,339 Your brain does not process information in a normal way at all. 425 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,792 Truly, Adam, I care about you so much. 426 00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:37,298 I care about my butcher. I need my butcher. 427 00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,132 I can't butcher meats. 428 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,051 I need my butcher more than you need me. 429 00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:44,388 No, I don't need you. 430 00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:47,441 But I love coming home and knowing you're behind the door. 431 00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:50,060 And I love watching you bend down and pick something up 432 00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:53,481 'cause you use your body in a really strange way. 433 00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:55,282 And wanting you like this, 434 00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:58,118 that's better than needing you because it's pure. 435 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,203 I feel like you lied to me. 436 00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:02,289 No, I didn't lie to you. 437 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:06,327 I just waited to share information until it was too late for you to chime in. 438 00:20:08,663 --> 00:20:11,748 It's funny, I felt so good about you moving in. 439 00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:15,385 Just this morning, I loved looking at your books 440 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,755 and learning their names like I know mine. 441 00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:20,507 I guess... 442 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,560 I don't know. 443 00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,731 Yeah, okay. Yeah, I like that, too. 444 00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:59,547 ♪ God knows I've been taking a lot ♪ 445 00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:03,217 ♪ Without giving back ♪ 446 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:07,020 ♪ God knows I've been taking a lot ♪ 447 00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:10,724 ♪ Without giving back ♪ 448 00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:12,559 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 449 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,561 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 450 00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:16,230 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 451 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,115 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 452 00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:19,901 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 453 00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:25,956 ♪ You gotta give to get back to the love ♪ 454 00:21:25,957 --> 00:21:29,493 ♪ God knows I've been taking a lot ♪ 455 00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:33,130 ♪ Without giving back ♪ 456 00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:37,217 ♪ God knows I've been taking a lot ♪ 457 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:40,754 ♪ Without giving back ♪ 458 00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:44,424 ♪ God knows I've been asking a lot ♪ 459 00:21:44,425 --> 00:21:48,178 ♪ Without giving back ♪ 460 00:21:48,179 --> 00:21:52,099 ♪ God knows I've been taking a lot ♪ 461 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,603 ♪ Without giving back ♪ 462 00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:57,604 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 463 00:21:57,605 --> 00:21:59,523 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 464 00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:01,191 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 465 00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:03,277 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 466 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,945 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 467 00:22:04,946 --> 00:22:09,951 ♪ You gotta give to get back to the love ♪ 468 00:22:09,952 --> 00:22:12,453 ♪ Hoo hoo, you gotta give to get ♪ 469 00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:14,538 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 470 00:22:14,539 --> 00:22:16,206 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 471 00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:22,079 ♪ You gotta give to get back to the love ♪ 472 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,349 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 473 00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:02,152 ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪ 474 00:23:02,153 --> 00:23:05,956 ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪ 475 00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:09,760 ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪ 476 00:23:09,761 --> 00:23:12,462 ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪ 477 00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:14,364 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 478 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,266 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 479 00:23:16,267 --> 00:23:18,168 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 480 00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,137 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 481 00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:21,905 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 482 00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,957 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 483 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,525 ♪ Gotta give to get ♪ 484 00:23:25,526 --> 00:23:27,761 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 485 00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,429 ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ 486 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,298 ♪ You gotta give to get back ♪ 487 00:23:31,299 --> 00:23:35,202 - ♪ You gotta give to get ♪ - ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪ 488 00:23:35,203 --> 00:23:39,372 ♪ To the love ♪ 489 00:23:39,373 --> 00:23:46,346 ♪ Get back ♪-♪ You gotta give to get back to the love. ♪ 490 00:23:46,347 --> 00:23:48,992 sync and correction by solfieri www.MY-SUBS.com 39326

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