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To our daughter Hannah...
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Let's wait until he gets here.
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I can't wait. I'm too
overwhelmed with emotion.
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So sweet, Daddy.
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To our daughter Hannah.
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Slow to grow, but, oh...
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how beautiful is the blossom.
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We're so very proud
of your achievements,
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your artistry, and your warm, open heart.
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Thank you.
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Hey, can I get some fries
when you get a chance?
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- Fries, please?
- You don't need any fries.
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I'll share. It's Friday, so...
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Uh, to our daughter Hannah Helene...
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That is me.
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Who smiled when she first
came out of the womb.
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- And then sneezed.
- And then sneezed.
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That's right, you sneezed.
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- No, I didn't!
- Yes, you sneezed one great big sneeze.
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"I have allergies."
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Well, I want to toast both of you
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for the massive amounts of love and
support that you have shown me
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in the four years since I
graduated from college.
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And I just want to say that
even in the moments
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when, superficially, it didn't
seem like you were supporting me
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and it seemed like you were
criticizing my choices
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and doubting my talent,
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I know that you were
supporting me in your own way.
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- So, that means a lot.
- Thanks, sweetie.
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- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- Hey, Adam!
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- Hey, big guy.
- How was your audition?
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Fuckin' shitty. Apparently they meant
more like Tour de France biker.
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I'm gonna rip my agent a new eyehole.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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He has a really,
really great new agent.
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She is now representing him along
with many other great actors
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like Norman Reedus
from "The Walking Dead."
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She just can't read English.
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You know Norman Reedus?
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Tad was just toasting Hannah.
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We want her to know how proud we are
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of this adventure she's embarking on.
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To Hannah.
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Yes.
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Taking the next step
in a series of random steps.
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How strange our journey is
through life, you know?
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We try and inject it with meaning,
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but at the end of the day
all we have are days...
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marching on.
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- That's very cool, Adam.
- Cool?
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Congratulations and mazel tov.
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To Iowa.
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Sometimes
it feels like nothing,
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a total numbness,
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and sometimes it feels like
the coldest rain
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is going to keep falling down
on you forever.
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Living your life with depression
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is like trying to walk a mile in mud.
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We all need a little help
sometimes to change the weather.
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Torpica,
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because you deserve the sun.
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Ask your doctor if Torpica
is right for you.
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- Side effects may include...
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Okay, you're really good.
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- What?
- It's fuckin' heinous!
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They cut shit out
that made it a cohesive story.
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Yeah, I mean, it's a commercial,
but you were really good.
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Can't believe I fuckin'
shaved for that shit!
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Okay, listen. It was a job, okay?
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And no one is even gonna
remember this in two months.
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Someone already came up to me
in the subway and was like,
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"Hey, I couldn't get
my dick hard on Torpica."
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I'm sorry, but people have to work.
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You took a job. It's fine.
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I'm sorry.
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And I'm sorry I can't tell you exactly what
weekend I'm coming home to visit, okay?
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That's okay.
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I mean, I know it's okay.
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I just feel like
the whole separation thing
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would be easier if we, you
know, had a clear-cut plan.
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No, it's fine. With cell phones
and modern communication,
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we're gonna talk, like, 10 times tomorrow.
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It's all good. It's all fluid.
We'll take it day by day.
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There's no need to create some drama.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God, that's so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, I love that.
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I love you, too.
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All right, you are all set.
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You're gonna be getting your diploma in
the mail in about six to eight weeks.
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- Thank you.
- Okay, smile, my honey.
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- Well, you missed it.
- I missed it? I missed what?
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No, you didn't... you didn't miss anything.
There's nothing to miss.
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I don't get my diploma for, like, a month.
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Which address did you give them, Shoshy?
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I think she gave them mine.
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Uh, Mel Shapiro?
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- We're both Mel Shapiro.
- It's Melvin and Melanie.
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Mel Shapiro, 25 Eden Manor Way.
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I told you. She gave them mine.
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Well, can we get two copies?
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- Can we get two copies?
- We don't need two copies.
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Why did you want
your father to get it first?
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- Be honest with me.
- I just...
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- Don't bullshit me.
- I'm not bullshitting.
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It's just where the bills go, so I
just assumed that he should get it.
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Excuse me, I live in a gated community
and I have very responsible security
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which will make sure
that it won't be misplaced.
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- Well, I have Kevin and he works from home.
- Kevin works?
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Yeah, I don't
have to defend him to you.
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I have never mishandled a package since
I married him and that is a fact.
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Okay, seriously, you guys, there's
nothing special about today.
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I'm not even walking in the processional
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or wearing a hat,
so can we please just go?
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Will you get a
picture of us three, please?
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Why would you want that?
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It's not for me, it's for Shoshy.
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- She would like it.
- I don't... I don't want it.
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Why don't you want it?
You're out of your mind!
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You're gonna look back on this
moment and you're gonna regret it
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because it's a good thing to document,
to remember you did something.
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- She doesn't want a picture.
- She accomplished something.
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I worked hard and I paid for this.
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Beedie!
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Krasner's gonna be fine.
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He swallowed a bobby pin,
which affected his gallbladder.
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Um, I think that's what they said.
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Do you know I got enough pastrami
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to feed all of fucking Brighton Beach?
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Where you at, thug?
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Oh, physical therapist.
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You aren't supposed to be here till 6:00.
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She still has to eat and have lunch.
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No.
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I'm her daughter.
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Oh, my God. Uh, Rickie, right?
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Oh, my God. I've heard so much about you.
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How was Argentina?
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- I know what happened, dumb-ass.
- What are you talking about?
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She had to have her stomach
pumped, all right?
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You lied to the police
and she could've died.
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Where is Beedie?
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She's getting packed, okay?
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She's coming to live with me
in Connecticut.
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And she doesn't want me to
call the police, so I won't,
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but what you did was
"unconscible," all right?
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"Unconscible." It was "unconscible."
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I can't say that word.
What you did fucking sucked.
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You really are a piece of shit.
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I did what she asked me to do.
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Fuck you.
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You really need to figure some shit out.
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- No, can you just give me one second?
- Honestly.
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Please let me just gather my thoughts.
I'm like...
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You know, I'm not that much older than you
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and all my friends have it together.
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But every time I meet someone five
or more years younger than me,
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they are a complete asshole.
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Is it because you were told you
were special one too many times
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and, what, you believed it?
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Because when my generation
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and every generation before me
were called special,
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we were smart enough to know
it meant that we were stupid,
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so it made us work that much
harder to stop being stupid.
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I'm ready to go now.
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Beedie, what is going on?
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Please don't go.
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Jess, we got ourselves
into far too much trouble.
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What do you mean?
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Well, we practically robbed a bank.
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We did, pretty much.
We could have, at least.
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Best friends reunited.
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Please listen to me.
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You cannot go to Connecticut.
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You will die there.
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I have to go.
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You're so special.
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You're so full of contradictions.
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And you're so beautiful
and then you're so ugly.
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Yeah, thanks.
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No, I just adore you. You just...
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you really took care of me.
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I tried.
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- You're an old bitch sometimes, but you...
- Will you shut up?
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- At least I tried.
- I tried.
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You beautiful thing.
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Tell me you love me more than her.
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I love you more than her.
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Is that really heavy, baby?
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- Yeah.
- Let me help you with that.
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I cannot believe
we got that done so early.
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It's not early.
You leave tomorrow.
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Yeah, but I don't usually, like, pack.
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I usually leave my crap
in a pile and just hope
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it somehow makes it to where I'm going.
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I'm sorry that we have to go to this
Marnie-Desi gig or whatever horror show.
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All time with you is great.
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No piece of time is more
valuable than another.
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We are here together right now.
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Okay.
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- The girl in the store said...
- That's what you do.
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Okay, well, I have a little
powder if you need to...
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I don't... we have different color faces.
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You know, they have these pieces now
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you can put in just to fluff it up.
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I don't need any extra hair.
I have plenty of hair.
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Hi!
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Hannah! Oh, what's up?
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Hey, Shosh. How's it goin'?
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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- How are you?
- Good.
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I can never get this
where I want it to be.
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- Hey.
- Oh, I can... hey.
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Amour.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Mm.
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Listen, I'm gonna run
and pee before we start.
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I got us a table right there.
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Hey, Clementine.
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Hey, Marnie.
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Um, listen, I feel like I need...
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No, no, me first, please.
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Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
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I was possessed talking to you like that.
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I'm not even a jealous person.
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I think that I was just maybe threatened
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by the musical connection you guys share
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and scared that I would
lose him, which is crazy.
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry that I gave you
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the impression that I was
even almost remotely capable
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of doing something like that.
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Anyway, thank you for saying that.
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Well, break a leg, lady.
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Oh, thanks, girl.
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So, see you after.
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Sure will.
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- Those your underwear?
- This is fascinating.
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Oh, yeah, I always try to keep clean.
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You're competing with guys who are a
completely different physical type than you.
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Like, you're auditioning
with, like, Zachary Quinto
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or Armie Hammer, even.
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Well, I don't really know
names, but, yeah, definitely.
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It's intense.
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It's the first time I ever
looked at myself in the mirror
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and maybe wished something was different.
249
00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:14,112
Not my dick or anything,
but, like, my forehead.
250
00:11:14,113 --> 00:11:15,412
Yeah, yeah, totally.
251
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,531
Yo, necrophiliacs.
252
00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:19,117
Hey, what's up?
253
00:11:19,118 --> 00:11:20,784
Hi.
254
00:11:20,785 --> 00:11:22,452
Aunt Mel and Uncle Mel say hi.
255
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,871
Both of my parents are named Mel.
256
00:11:24,872 --> 00:11:26,707
It's the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
257
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,759
And it was, like, the first
thing that ever happened to me.
258
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,627
Let me take a picture. One sec.
259
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:32,345
Okay. Oh, wait.
260
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,514
I was trying to reach you,
like, all of yesterday.
261
00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:36,466
- Oh, yeah?
- Hold on.
262
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,469
Yeah, 'cause I'm leaving tomorrow
and I was thinking you might wanna,
263
00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:39,936
I don't know, hang out.
264
00:11:39,937 --> 00:11:42,856
- Mm, yeah, maybe.
- So cute.
265
00:11:42,857 --> 00:11:45,942
But it would have had to happen
already because I'm leaving tomorrow.
266
00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:47,894
Mm, darn.
267
00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:51,698
I'm gonna pee.
268
00:11:51,699 --> 00:11:53,200
Excuse me.
269
00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:56,319
You made the choice you need to survive.
270
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,656
You made the choice you need to survive.
271
00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:01,374
Everyone's path will unwind just right.
272
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,378
Everyone's path will unwind... hey.
273
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,748
- Hey.
- I was just, um...
274
00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:09,800
Doing your freaky obsessive voodoo shit?
275
00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:12,170
I know. Jesus, you're weird.
276
00:12:12,171 --> 00:12:15,639
I feel like Adam is upstairs putting
on this really brave face for me,
277
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,009
but the minute I leave tomorrow,
he's just gonna fall apart.
278
00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:21,928
Don't flatter yourself, please.
279
00:12:23,181 --> 00:12:25,148
Okay, you've actually
been really mean today.
280
00:12:25,149 --> 00:12:26,900
I'm not being mean.
281
00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:29,352
I'm... well, I'm being the exact
right amount of mean considering.
282
00:12:29,353 --> 00:12:33,607
- Considering what?
- Considering it's certainly hypocritical of you to leave
283
00:12:33,608 --> 00:12:37,778
right after you told me I need to come
back to New York and stay for good.
284
00:12:37,779 --> 00:12:41,865
- But, Jessa, I'm going...
- You're pussying out on this whole thing.
285
00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:44,951
The thing that we're all trying
to do, which is to make it work,
286
00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:47,087
regardless of location,
right where we are.
287
00:12:47,088 --> 00:12:49,707
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way...
288
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:52,843
- You know what else is pussy?
- What?
289
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:54,961
You don't even have the bravery
to break up with Adam.
290
00:12:54,962 --> 00:12:56,379
I don't want to break up with Adam.
291
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:59,382
If you want to be alone, be alone.
292
00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,635
No one's gonna be angry about that.
293
00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:04,221
You seem mad at me.
294
00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:06,606
No, no, I'm not mad at you.
295
00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:08,942
I could give a shit. You know?
296
00:13:08,943 --> 00:13:12,128
I mean, Jesus. Don't make
a big deal out of it.
297
00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:16,733
Hi, little ones.
298
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,035
She bangs, she bangs.
299
00:13:19,036 --> 00:13:22,122
- Right back at ya, Marnie's mom.
- Uh-huh.
300
00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:24,374
I woke up in Harlem smelling like moussaka
301
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:25,959
and I didn't have time
to go home and change.
302
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,829
There's a lot of really exciting
things happening above 125th Street
303
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,881
that I'm very happy to know about.
304
00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:33,500
I stopped at the First Corinthians
Church for a musical interlude
305
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:36,420
and then on my way downtown,
I rescued a kitten.
306
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:38,755
- Aw.
- Ooh, where is it?
307
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,808
Elijah?
308
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,264
Hi, Pal.
309
00:13:47,265 --> 00:13:50,433
Um, wha... hey.
310
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,536
Hey. You look good.
311
00:13:52,537 --> 00:13:55,106
I'm just here brunching with the Lisas.
312
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:58,442
- You are so not gonna
be tallying your booze points.
313
00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:00,744
- Vodka has no points.
- Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
314
00:14:00,745 --> 00:14:02,946
No, my bikini waxer
told me that vodka...
315
00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:06,283
They're like the
laziest bulimics you've ever met.
316
00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:09,202
Okay, we are Desi and Marnie.
317
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,338
Um, or are we Marnie and Desi?
318
00:14:11,339 --> 00:14:13,590
We'll talk about that later, sir.
319
00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:20,597
- And this is our newest ditty.
- Hallie, come back here.
320
00:14:28,222 --> 00:14:32,025
♪ I don't wanna dream
if dreaming is without you ♪
321
00:14:32,026 --> 00:14:36,062
♪ I don't want to run unless
I'm running towards you ♪
322
00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:39,065
♪ Every single thing I do
is all about you ♪
323
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:41,152
♪ Every thought I have... ♪- Whoo!
324
00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:43,487
♪ I'm thinking what you might do ♪
325
00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:49,409
♪ I can't pretend that I'm fine
without you anymore ♪
326
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:54,581
♪ Because I don't wanna live
if I'm not living for you ♪
327
00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:58,218
♪ Now you are my king
and know that I adore you ♪
328
00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:01,888
- ♪ Hold on, don't let go... ♪
- Oh, my God. It's so exciting.
329
00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:04,257
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
330
00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:06,510
♪ 'Cause there is something
that you need to know... ♪
331
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:09,179
- Hey.
- Yo.
332
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,848
- Hi.
- How goes it?
333
00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:14,150
Swimmingly, thank you. And how are you?
334
00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:17,938
I graduated today.
335
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:20,523
No, like, pomp or
circumstance or whatever.
336
00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:23,360
I just, you know, finished my degree
337
00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:28,281
and now I'm just, like, in the world
trying to get 'er done, you know?
338
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,868
Welcome to the world. Congratulations.
339
00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:32,370
It's a nice world.
340
00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:35,088
I really didn't want to see
Marnie singing today, actually,
341
00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:38,708
because female folk singers remind me
of being carsick when I was little,
342
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:41,845
but, um, I thought
that maybe I would see you
343
00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:45,632
and I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
344
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,517
For what?
345
00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:49,469
For, like, trying to manipulate you
346
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,805
into being in a
relationship with me again.
347
00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:56,059
I just was in a really bad circle
that I had drawn for myself
348
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:58,611
and I tried to drag you into
that and that was not fair.
349
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,647
It was very uncool.
350
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,649
Well, I appreciate you saying all that.
351
00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:07,405
Honestly, too, you, like, totally picked
the best one of my friends to bone
352
00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:08,788
because I never really liked Marnie.
353
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:11,825
How fortuitous.
354
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,126
Oh.
355
00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:14,711
Mm.
356
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,796
Ooh.
357
00:16:18,749 --> 00:16:21,551
Okay, um, later. Later, gator.
358
00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:24,971
- Okay, bye.
- ♪ I'm not ever leaving ♪
359
00:16:24,972 --> 00:16:29,676
♪ I'm standing outside till you see me ♪
360
00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:33,097
♪ I rode here so fast ♪
361
00:16:33,098 --> 00:16:37,767
♪ And if I'm
breathless, you're the reason... ♪
362
00:16:37,768 --> 00:16:39,736
"Breathless" is the title of the song.
363
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:44,824
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
364
00:16:44,825 --> 00:16:47,527
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
365
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:52,032
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
366
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:56,086
♪ Oh, oh. ♪
367
00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:02,175
Thank you, guys. We're
so psyched to be here.
368
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:05,678
Believe it or not, this
is our first jazz brunch.
369
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,430
Obviously we're not playing jazz,
370
00:17:07,431 --> 00:17:09,099
but we love brunch.
371
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,185
And if you guys are really
lucky, maybe I'll scat for you.
372
00:17:12,186 --> 00:17:13,636
Do a little rap.
373
00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:15,306
Please don't.
374
00:17:15,307 --> 00:17:18,558
Um, so this next one is... it's new
375
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,778
and it's something I wrote
for a friend of mine
376
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,229
who is going away.
377
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:26,149
She's gonna do so great.
378
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:28,201
It's called "Onward and Inward."
379
00:17:28,202 --> 00:17:30,703
Tag, you're it!
380
00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:37,828
♪ Onward and inward, journey continues ♪
381
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:43,166
♪ Deeper and darker,
I'll always be with you ♪
382
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,417
♪ Whoa ♪
383
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,836
♪ Good-bye, friend... ♪
384
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:49,756
What are you thinking about?
385
00:17:49,757 --> 00:17:53,560
♪ I'll be watching,
watching you from behind ♪
386
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,812
- ♪ I'll be watching... ♪
- I'm just listening.
387
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,516
♪ Watching for the rest of time... ♪
388
00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:00,350
Yeah, the maze of our future?
389
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:02,402
'Cause that's what I'm thinking about.
390
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:08,359
♪ And love is a trick
that we play on ourselves ♪
391
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:12,328
♪ But my love waits all alone on a
shelf... ♪ -
392
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:16,366
♪ And fears of laugh... ♪
393
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,284
♪ Of... ♪
394
00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:21,671
Okay, let's just hope she doesn't quit
her day job as the face of Eddie Bauer.
395
00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:28,928
Mommy, make her stop singing!
396
00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:30,263
This is not gonna end well.
397
00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:32,049
Stop!
398
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,885
Hey, brother, that's not cool, bro.
399
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,603
All right? Be respectful.
She's trying to sing.
400
00:18:36,604 --> 00:18:39,189
- Am I doing something wrong?
- Stop, Marnie, stop.
401
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,559
People aren't even paying attention.
They're not even listening.
402
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,810
That's crazy. They're into it.
It's just a couple kids.
403
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:46,196
You know what? Fuck this. I'm sorry.
404
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,151
Uh, we'll be right back.
405
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:53,870
This might be a good time
to talk with your loved ones
406
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,738
about respect and about how your behavior
407
00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:58,409
affects other people, et cetera.
408
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:08,968
Marnie.
409
00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:14,174
Oh, God. There's no point.
410
00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:17,260
There's no point in what?
411
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:19,395
Sharing my music.
412
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,931
They were being so fucking mean.
413
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:22,315
They were laughing at me.
414
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:24,267
Some of those songs are about death.
415
00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:26,437
Marnie, this business
is not for sissy bitches.
416
00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:28,154
What?
417
00:19:28,155 --> 00:19:29,607
The crying, the shaking...
418
00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:31,741
I mean, you've gotta
give it a fuckin' rest.
419
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:34,111
Elijah, where are your manners?
420
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:36,112
Look, honey, if you want to do this,
421
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:37,997
you've gotta thicken your skin, okay?
422
00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:41,952
You should have stopped giving a
fuck when you got on that stage.
423
00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:44,921
What do Judy Garland
and Lady Gaga have in common?
424
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,340
- They're both white?
- No.
425
00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:51,294
They're both bad bitches who don't
give a fuck what people think.
426
00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:53,296
They were told that
they weren't thin enough,
427
00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:54,797
that they weren't feminine enough,
428
00:19:54,798 --> 00:19:57,133
that they weren't beautiful enough.
429
00:19:57,134 --> 00:20:00,720
And then Judy went and died
'cause it all became too much.
430
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,772
But Lady Gaga's fine.
431
00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:05,475
Be well, Elijah.
432
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:10,563
Oh, and, Marnie, you are so talented.
433
00:20:10,564 --> 00:20:12,732
Have you ever thought about
being a background artist?
434
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,568
Because I have a friend at Central Casting
435
00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:17,370
and she's always looking
for people to be, like,
436
00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:18,988
you know, in a "Good
Wife" courtroom scene.
437
00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:21,741
Oh, or like "SVU" victim.
438
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,710
You'd be an amazing victim.
439
00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:24,961
Bye.
440
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,963
So nice to meet you.
441
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,335
I'm glad we broke up!
442
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,803
What a little fuckin' dick.
443
00:20:33,804 --> 00:20:35,755
You know what? New York is such bullshit.
444
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,142
If we lived anywhere else, I would
never have to worry about seeing him
445
00:20:39,143 --> 00:20:42,595
because he would have already killed
himself for being so small and gay.
446
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,402
I can't believe Marnie left
without saying good-bye.
447
00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:52,238
Maybe she had another jazz lunch.
448
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:54,774
Are you sure it's okay that I'm
leaving all this stuff here?
449
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,859
Yeah, it's your apartment.
450
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:59,196
Yeah, but I'm not gonna
be living here or paying rent,
451
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,331
so you get to make some decisions.
452
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,419
I like being amongst your stuff.
453
00:21:08,589 --> 00:21:10,590
You know I'm shit on the phone, right?
454
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:14,427
You're asking if I know
if you're shit on the phone?
455
00:21:14,428 --> 00:21:17,263
You take so many pauses
that I think you've hung up
456
00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:20,183
and the only way you respond
is, like, with this long groan.
457
00:21:20,184 --> 00:21:23,353
Just like... -
458
00:21:24,605 --> 00:21:26,522
You're terrible at the phone.
459
00:21:29,226 --> 00:21:30,560
Do you want to go over the plan again?
460
00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:33,563
The plan is...
461
00:21:33,564 --> 00:21:36,199
there is no plan.
462
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,785
That works for me.
463
00:21:38,786 --> 00:21:41,204
As a plan.
464
00:21:42,339 --> 00:21:44,474
It's a plan, then.
465
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,745
Okay.
466
00:22:08,665 --> 00:22:10,983
Jesus fucking shit.
467
00:22:10,984 --> 00:22:12,568
Mom, I will be right out, okay?
468
00:22:12,569 --> 00:22:15,438
- Adam is sleeping.
- No, it's me.
469
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:21,661
What are you doing here? It's 6:00 AM.
470
00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:23,112
Did you really think you were gonna leave
471
00:22:23,113 --> 00:22:25,114
without me saying good-bye?
472
00:22:25,115 --> 00:22:27,117
Well, I couldn't find you
after the gig anywhere.
473
00:22:27,118 --> 00:22:28,668
That place was a shit show.
474
00:22:28,669 --> 00:22:30,120
That's the last time I do a jazz brunch.
475
00:22:30,121 --> 00:22:32,622
I can't get my fucking suitcase closed.
476
00:22:32,623 --> 00:22:34,590
Uh, have you tried sitting on it?
477
00:22:37,261 --> 00:22:40,179
It's a volume thing and it has
to be equally distributed,
478
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,298
so you have to make sure
while you're packing
479
00:22:42,299 --> 00:22:46,519
that you actually stack them full... mmm.
480
00:22:55,562 --> 00:22:57,914
I think a vase just broke underneath me.
481
00:22:57,915 --> 00:22:59,198
A vase?
482
00:22:59,199 --> 00:23:01,768
You put a vase in the suitcase?
483
00:23:08,826 --> 00:23:10,893
Hey.
484
00:23:30,314 --> 00:23:32,015
Hey, party freaks.
485
00:23:32,016 --> 00:23:33,599
Are you serious with that hat?
486
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,352
Marnie came to pack?
487
00:23:35,353 --> 00:23:39,105
- That's so sweet. What a friend, right?- A good pal.
488
00:23:45,746 --> 00:23:48,197
Hannah, could you lend a hand here?
489
00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,617
Hey, Marnie, don't cry.
490
00:23:51,618 --> 00:23:53,586
I'm gonna text you in, like, two seconds.
491
00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:57,340
- I love you.
492
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:17,944
Let's wait to get gas in an hour.
493
00:24:17,945 --> 00:24:19,695
No, let's not wait to get gas.
We only...
494
00:24:19,696 --> 00:24:21,565
No, no, no, I'm gonna
have to pee in about an hour.
495
00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:23,783
- Well, why can't you pee now?
- 'Cause I don't have to pee now.
496
00:24:23,784 --> 00:24:25,402
We've only got a quarter of a tank.
497
00:24:25,403 --> 00:24:27,570
No, I'm gonna have to pee
in an hour, so let's just wait.
498
00:24:27,571 --> 00:24:28,955
Hannah might want a snack.
499
00:24:28,956 --> 00:24:31,374
I've got a whole
bag of Fig Newtons.
500
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:35,244
- She loves 'em.
- Oh, wow, there you go. Fig Newtons.
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