All language subtitles for Blue Collar - 01x07 - Fired Up!_track4_[eng]

You better stop,
drop, and roll because

I'm bringing the heat
and a big hose!

Woo-eey!

My name is
Daniel Petronijevic.

I'm an actor...

You ever seen the Milky Way
over Lake Titicaca?

...and I've played a ton
of blue collar jobs on TV.

May the welding
gods be with us!

But I've always wondered,

do I have what it takes
to do it in real life?

Well...

We're about to
find out...

'Cause this is
Blue Collar.

When emergencies
happen, it's the badass

first responders
who answer the call.

The Guelph Eramosa Fire
Department is a fearless team

of volunteers who charge
into burning buildings,

pull people
from car wrecks,

and tackle any disaster
in between.

These guys are the
real deal heroes.

I came here to do all the
training to be a firefighter.

I just hope I don't
start any fires.

We'll see.

Whoa!

Oh, yeah!

- Hi, there.
- Hi.

- Daniel.
- I'm Megan.

- Nice to meet you, Dan.
- I'm here to work.

We're off to a call now,
but you can head inside.

Great!
Can I come? Let's go.

No, you can't
come today, bud.

What do
you mean, no?

You gotta
get some training.

You got to go see
Chief Petrik.

Alright, Chief Petrik!

This is going to be the
coolest shit ever.

Hello!

Chief Petrik?
Is anyone in here?

Oh-ho, yeah.

Oh, yeah.
What's this button do?

I. Am.
On a firetruck.

I can do all the
firetruck things.

What are you
doing up there?

- Oh!
- Get off that truck!

Right away.
Fuck, sir, sorry, sorry.

- Watch your step.
- Yes, sir.

- Jim.
- Jim? Daniel.

Get me geared up,
get me in a truck.

Get me gone,
I'm ready, sir.

That's not
how it works.

What do you mean?

Volunteer fire hall,
there's a lot to learn.

We have the same training
and certifications as

professional
full-time firefighters.

We just don't
get paid for it.

Oh, that's actually
pretty honourable of you.

A lot of people don't
realise 80% of Canada is

serviced by volunteer
fire departments.

Urban centres have full
- time fire departments,

but as soon as you get
outside of the cities,

it's the volunteer fire
service that's providing

the emergency response.

We do a great service
for our community.

I'm getting into
training right now.

1, 2, 3...

That's good training.

We got some different
training to do too.

We respond to people having
the worst day of their lives.

Tell me what you
know about fire.

Well, number one,
I got the fire in my heart,

Jim, and I can see you got
the fire in your eyes.

We got a lot
of work to do.

I'll do anything I
can to get on that truck.

Anything I can do
to spray the hose.

I just want this mullet
blowing in the wind, you know.

Let's come
over here.

What the fuck?

You got a doll house
going on here.

It is not doll house.
It's our hazard house.

We use this to teach
people about fire safety.

Hey, your shit's
on fire already.

I know,
it's careless smoking.

One of the two most common
reasons why fires start.

What do you think's
the other one?

I'd say cooking.

You got it,
absolutely. Good job.

- Is it? I got it?
- Well done, yeah.

- No shit!
- Good job.

Tell me where
we want to have

our smoke alarms
in the house.

Maybe one
in the bathroom.

This one here's set
the toilet on fire

with his shit. If you had
some heavy duty freaking,

you know, Mexican or
Thai or something.

Yeah, it could be.

The regulations are you have
to have one on every floor

including the basement,

and one outside the
sleeping area.

Other important
thing is,

you sleep with your
bedroom door closed.

Oh really?

If there's fire
outside the bedroom,

it buys you a lot of time to,
you know, safely get out.

Right.

Let's have
a look at this.

- Oh!
- Yeah.

We have a grease fire.

Common way that we get
flame on the stove.

So what are we
going to do?

Just grab this.
It's full of water,

and just fucking
dump 'er right on it.

That's the worst
thing you can do.

You never dump water
on a grease fire.

What it does is just spreads
everything everywhere

and now you have
a house fire.

No water
on grease fire.

What are we
gonna do next?

Smother it.

Okay. How are you
going to do it?

Yeah, absolutely
smother it.

Put a lid on it.
Perfect.

Can I get in the
truck yet or what?

I got a
much better idea.

How about we go
wash a truck?

Washing it?

We look after
our gear here.

We're not riding
the trucks yet.

Thanks for breaking
my spirit and heart

in one fell swoop.

This is some kind of wax on,
wax off training or something.

How's it going,
guys? I'm Daniel.

- I'm Kurt.
- Good to meet you.

- Kenny.
- Kenny, Daniel.

Chief said come out here and
help you guys wash the truck.

Grab a broom, man.

Grab a broom. How come
all the time I drive by

and I see firemen just
cleaning their truck?

Why do they gotta
be so clean?

It's part of
the routine, man.

Keeps the rust away
and your rig looking good.

That's it.

How long have you guys
been firefighters?

- About nine years.
- Seven for me.

And what you guys
work here all the time

or what's the deal?

Me and Kurt,
we're both

full-time in Mississauga.
- You do two firehouses?

- You got it.
- That's right.

Are you guys like
superheroes or some shit?

- We love it, man.
- Do you?

- Yeah.
- Good on you.

Well, I got a question,
I heard tell about this

firefighter's calendar.
Now look,

I don't want to get all
bare naked and all that

shit 'cause I don't want
these pig tits on it,

but I do think this
fucking mullet

should headline the
bloody thing.

Call me Mr. January.

Now you're talking.

What the
hell going on?

Are you guys still
washing this truck?

Geez Jim, why'd you
sneak up on me like that?

Sir, Chief.

Pretty sure you're
not going to find

what's coming next
all that amusing.

Ah, boys, when you guys
finally get done this truck,

can you come find
Captain Gundy?

- Yes, Chief.
- Thank you.

Why the fuck didn't you
guys tell me he was there?

Chief,
where you at?

- Whoa.
- Dan...

- Welcome to Bootcamp.
- Bootcamp?

- I'm Captain Gundy.
- Okay.

We're going to take
you through a little fitness

evaluation to see if
you've got the strength

and endurance to be a
volunteer firefighter.

It's a timed event to see
how quickly you can do it.

Station number one,

it's going to be battle
ropes right here.

It's going to be 15 hard
slams as hard as you can.

Next station,
the large tire flip.

Third station: tire sledge.

Last station, you're going
to grab the redheaded dummy

and drag it all the way
back to the ropes.

- Any questions?
- I do, I-

Nope?
Okay, great.

These three individuals
here are going to

do the course
with you. Let's go.

Right away, sir.

Alright,
Kurt, you want to be

the first one to go?

On that first slam,
I'll start the clock.

3, 2, 1, go.

Hard slams.

Let's go, Meg,
let's go, Meg.

Let's flip the tire.

Use those legs
to power that up.

That's it.

What's the fuck?

Alright,
onto the sledge.

- Oh shit.
- That's it.

Keep going, keep going,
keep going. Almost there.

33 seconds...

35 seconds!

32 seconds.
Great job.

- You ready, Dan?
- Yes, sir.

I've heard
you talk the talk.

It's time to walk
the walk. 3, 2, 1.

Go.

Keep it up, keep it up.

Go, Dan. Here we go.
Push it.

That 'a boy, Dan.
Good job.

- Oh.
- Go, Dan, here we go.

Give me one more,
one more.

That's it, get on
that tire now.

Hard as you can.

Let's go,
Dan, let's go.

Keep going.
Dan, finish strong.

Here we go, bud.
Push it.

That 'a boy, Dan.

- That 'a boy, Dan.
- Push through!

Push through!

Good, good, good!

That 'a boy, Dano!
Nice work!

Yeah!

Good job.
59 seconds.

Woo!

I was like farting

the whole time
lifting it.

They kind of like pushed me
forward like jets.

Honestly,
that's no joke.

Holy smokes.
You guys are crazy.

That's crazy.

Well, Dan,
I gotta say... you did

a lot better than I thought
you were going to do.

- Thank you, sir.
- Good job.

All rookies cook dinner.
Why don't you

head upstairs and cook
us a nice meal tonight?

Alright sir.
I'll make you dinner.

I'll do anything to
get on that truck.

- Nice job, Dan.
- Good job, Dan.

Thanks, guys.

Just got to have
a quick dump.

That's all. I promise
I'll wash my hands.

It's done to perfection.
Who's hungry?

- Definitely!
- We are.

I don't have time
for all this shit.

Ow!
That's fucking hot.

- Washed those hands?
- Yeah, of course I did.

Beautiful.

Oh, God.

Where we at, Dan?

One minute, please.
Don't disturb the chef.

It's gonna be lovely.

Beautiful!

Beautiful
dinner for yous!

It's the most delicious
thing that you

probably ever eat.

You can stuff this
down your gullets too.

Dinner is served.

Get eating!

Smart enough man
to least grab the leg.

Don't get near the
plate with Gundy around.

Delicious meal.

Compliments
to the chef.

- Yes!
- Good.

Is there a
mullet hair in my food?

- Mullet hair?
- It's short, curly.

Ah! Ugh!

I was this close!

Well,
thanks for dinner, Dan.

Don't forget
to do the dishes.

Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.

Thanks, guys.

Anything for that truck.

I will get on that
fucking truck.

Well, it's day
two at the fire hall,

and yesterday was
a crash course.

Today, I hope we do a
tonne of more cool shit

and I know we're
going to. Yoo!

Hey, Cap.

You know,
if you're 10 minutes early,

you're five
minutes late.

Is that protein powder
I smell in your breath?

Probably.

I want you to head in
the bunk room.

- Get geared up.
- Yes sir.

You got more
training to do.

Yes, sir.

You're going to let me put a
fire suit on and everything?

Yes.

- Can I give you a hug?
- No.

Fine. You're a
good man, Cap.

I love you.

- All right, Dan, let's go.
- Let's go.

Hey, I'll see
you guys out there.

Sounds good.

- Faster.
- Faster.

How fast you got
to take to get ready?

- 30 seconds.
- How's my ass looking?

Yeah, great.
Fantastic.

Oh, oh, Daddy
likes the feel of this.

That's pretty heavy.

How much do you
think it all weighs?

With your pack on,
you're looking at

50 to 70 pounds.

- Where's the pole?
- No pole.

If there was a pole
here, I'd be using it.

Oh,
I bet you would.

You guys have
a slide instead?

We're on the main floor so
we can just walk out.

Let's go,
we got to go.

Hey listen. No glove,
no love. Okay?

- There you go.
- That's it.

Okay, come on,
Dan, let's go.

Come on. You look good
in your gear.

Thanks, sir. This gear
is hotter than fuck.

I got more sweat leaking
down the crack of my ass

than Niagara Falls has
in a goddamn year.

We're going to do a little
training on the aerial truck.

So you're good with
heights, right?

I love heights.

Good, 'cause
Kurt's stuck up on the roof.

We're going to use a ladder
to go up and rescue him.

- Kurt's on the roof?
- Let's go, Dan.

We're going to
get the truck stabilised.

Sergeant Slaughter here
can go underneath the back

and probably hold the
fucking whole back end up.

Captain Gundy ain't
sweating shit.

I don't know what it
is about that, man,

but he's cold as steel.

I love you. I'll tell
you something,

you're just a
big old softie.

It's the hate-love
relationship.

I'll get him
hugging by the end.

Mark my words.

Move the
stabiliser out.

Put the foot down.

I want you to run
this side, okay?

I hope you know I
like pushing buttons.

Alright.

Kurt's dying on
the roof right now.

Hey, would you
guys stop talking

and get over here?

Sorry, Kurt.
Here we go.

Keep going.
Perfect.

Push the yellow
bar away. Awesome.

Fuck. Got me right in
the fucking nose.

Oh yeah. Nothing
like a little assist.

You know what
I mean?

I know what you mean.

It's kind of like my penis.

I don't think it is.
It's not even close.

- It's too short.
- Let's do it.

It starts swaying
a little bit.

Yeah, it does.
Easy, easy!

Oh,
you just pull it.

Suck the gut in
and let her eat.

- Do this here, Dan.
- Oh fuck, sorry.

I'm locked.

You ready to make
your first rescue?

Yes sir.
Let's rescue Kitty Kurt.

We're coming,
Kitty Kurt!

- Let's go, man.
- Let's go higher.

No, no, no, no, no.
Come get me.

- Hang on, kitty!
- We'll be back for you.

Extend this
enormous ladder, slash,

penis to its
maximum amount.

Ha-hey!

Holy shit!

I feel like a superhero!

Ladder keeps going
up and up and up.

We just keep going
further into the sky.

Is this as high
as you can go?

110 feet. So that's
where we're at right now.

High as a kite.

We have a nozzle
on the bottom of this.

If that roof was
on fire down there,

we'd be in a perfect
position to spray water.

Just blast
straight down.

Yep.
Absolutely.

You ever get
scared of doing this?

I've been
scared many times.

I'm not afraid of heights,
but we've been in

some intense
situations before.

This is the
slowest rescue ever.

You guys done
goofing around?

We're coming,
Kitty Kurt!

Meow.

My first real
training exercise.

It's pretty scary.

I don't know how the chief
does it all the time or

any of these guys,
but it's cool as hell.

Oh man,
that was awesome.

Guelph Eramosa
firefighters, report of

a motor vehicle collision
with patient trapped.

Oh shit. We got stuff
coming down right now.

Dan, get in!
Go time.

Dan! We got another
rescue mission!

Come on,
let's go!

Oh!

Okay, we got
one male patient

trapped in the
front driver's seat.

They'll need to
be extricated.

Let's grab the
cribbing from the back.

We're gonna have Dan do
all of our extrication.

We have set up a
scene with a vehicle.

There's a side
impact collision.

Let's block both the back
wheel and the front wheel.

- Back tire.
- Rookie Dan?

- Kitty Kurt?
- You again?

I already fucking saved
you from the roof, Kurt.

I got a sunburn
waiting for you up there.

I'm going to get in
there and give you

mouth to mouth
as soon as I can.

- Oh, no.
- What do we do now?

Meg, we'll get the
spreaders and the cutters.

Help her out, please.

You're doing great.

Yeah!

Holy fuck,
these are heavy.

And they got super
pinchers on them.

60 pounds.

You would not want your
testicle caught in that,

I can tell you right now.

- Hey, you two, let's go.
- I'm ready, sir.

We're going to
work on popping the hood.

Why am I cutting
the hood off

if he's stuck
in the car?

'Cause we need
access to the battery.

Disconnect the battery so
the airbags won't go off.

That makes sense.
I knew that,

I was
just testing you.

You're going
to pinch right here.

- Yep, all the way.
- Holy shit!

Keep going.
Open.

Whoa, daddy,
CAPTAIN: Keep going.

Okay, good.
Then we'll get the cutters.

- Hurry up, big tits!
- Your jaw's broken.

Stop talking
immediately, please.

Oh yeah!

Twist it,
twist it, twist it.

Okay, let's disconnect
this battery.

Where?
Right here?

Yes. So let's get the
heart protection, Meg.

Got it.

Protect the victim
from glass or

any kind of
sharp metals.

We take the
back window.

Make sure the victim is
aware of what you're doing.

Kitty, I'm breaking
some shit. Don't die.

Hurry up.

Alright, so what do I do?
I just smash it?

Nope. Place it in the
bottom corner.

What a crock of shit.

Ah!

What the
heck was that?

Meg? Let's bring the
heart protection in.

What do you say before
breaking glass?

- Breaking ass!
- No.

- Breaking glass.
- Breaking glass.

Got it.

Ah!

Sorry, Kurt!
I got to tell you,

this is way harder than I
thought it was going to be.

Your anus
is next, Kitty.

Easy, ram rod!

There we go.
Oh!

- Keep going.
- Whoa!

Okay. Now we
get the cutters.

Agh! Coming right
away, Kitty!

Big titty
for the win!

It's like Captain
when he eats chicken bones.

Whoa!

Okay, listen, Kitty.

Don't get all fucking
frisky on me, okay?

Your Captain said
to choke you out.

It's not my fault.

Argh!

Come on,
you greasy bastard!

There you go.

Well,
Dan, I gotta say.

Not a bad job.

A little faster
than I expected.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I truly appreciate it.
Thank you, sir.

Way to go, partner.

Another alarm?
What the hell?

Emergency.

Dan, stop playing
with your hose.

Personal time
is for at home.

Heard you had some
fun with extrication.

Yes.
Defecation. Yes, sir.

I had plenty
of fun with it.

Welcome to search
and rescue training today.

We have a bunch of obstacles
that you're going to work

through to replicate some of
the challenges that

we see when we're
searching a house.

Ultimate goal is to
quickly get through

and rescue our
down firefighter.

Who am I saving?

You're going to
be saving Megan today.

In a real fire, you can't
see hardly anything.

Kurt's gonna
lead you through.

You're gonna rely on
following that hose,

because we know that
the firefighter

is gonna be
at the nozzle.

- Question.
- Yes.

Can you change
this smoke to

marijuana smoke, please.

We can't.
Let's get your gear on.

Let's start doing this.

- Can't see fuck all.
- That's the point.

It's been painted to
reduce the visibility.

You're going to have to
rely on your other senses.

We're gonna be connecting
the breather to your mask.

Okay, take a breath in.
There you go.

Now you're on air.

My breath
reeks so bad.

It almost smells
like I had

a dog shit sandwich
for lunch.

We're at our first
obstacle here, Dan.

I'm going through.

The entanglement box
simulates an area

where we have to
crawl through.

Okay Dan, it's your turn!

Hands and knees.

Don't you get all kinky on me,
Chief!

I won't. Think low.

There you go.

Yeah, there you go,
you got it, you got it.

That a boy,
you're almost here.

Keep going, Dan,
keep going!

Stay on that hose.

Keep going, you're going
to the next obstacle, Dan.

We got a wall here,

we just gotta climb over, alright?

There you go, perfect.

One leg over, swing it
over, good.

Stay on that hose!

Good job,
almost there.

- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

This obstacle,
that mimics a situation

where we might have
to breach a wall.

You want to smash a hole
in there and clear it.

Yeah, keep going!
There you go!

Keep ripping it,
keep ripping it.

Now we've got the studs
in the way.

Put one arm through,

Perfect, push through,
push through!

Good job,
good job, Dan.

Good job,
good job, Dan.

I know, I got it!

I found the hose!

Are you there, Dan?

Oh, thank god.

Meg! I found her!

Oh Meg, I love ya!

We don't typically
hug upon rescue,

but he did really well.

Holy fuck.

You did a
great job, Dan.

Got to Megan
really fast.

That was actually
pretty fucking intense.

Ugh! Holy shit,
that was crazy.

Really kind of
scary and dangerous.

You're getting fucking
high fives all around.

Thanks, Dan.

Just a
humbling experience.

- Excellent training.
- Thank you, sir.

Working with these
firefighters gave me

a glimpse into what it
takes to do this job.

One thing I learned is it's
not about the training

and it's not about
the strength.

It's about the grit,
the teamwork,

and the heart. If you're
stuck in a burning building,

these are the people you
want saving your life.

Truly blue collar heroes.

Now, I didn't get
to put out a fire,

but I did get to do a tonne
of other cool shit and-

Oh, shit. What's that?

Dan, grab your gear.

We have an emergency,
let's go.

- Oh, shit.
- Come on, let's go.

Oh, shit,
I think something's on.

Guelph Eramosa firefighters,
respond to the hall.

Report of material burning
behind 5-1-4-1

County Road 27.

First call,
Dano, first call.

Let's go!

Holy shit!

Ready?

What's going on?

Got reports
of a fire, Dan.

What the fuck
are you doing?

Are you turning back
into the fucking station?

We got a fire.

Dan wants to put
out a fire so bad.

We didn't have a
call that came in,

so we decided we wanted
to give him his fire.

Time to go
to work, Dano.

My fuck,
she's eating!

Alright, Dan,
it's time to shine, baby!

Let's go!

Now that's a fire!
Oh-ho-ho!

I love my life right now.

Do it.

Holy fuck.
I hope you guys

are bringing some
marshmallows and shit.

Heads up boys, heads up!

Tell me when!

Hit the bottom!

Right down low.

Side to side!

You got it, Cap!

Stop!

OK, this way.

Come here.

Okay. Move forward!

Ah!

Good job! Pull back.

- Holy fuck!
- Woo!

Thank you Cap! I don't care if
you don't like hugging.

That a boy, Dan!

I'd roll with
you any day, Dan.

To the
end then, Ken.

Well, Dan, it was
love at first mullet.

Oh, my gosh!

- Good job, buddy.
- Thank you so much.

Honestly, Megan,
you're a bloody warrior.

It'd be a pleasure
to have you

along my side in the
back of the truck.

Thanks a lot, and you
make a hell of a kitty.

Meow.

You did well,
considering the

first day of training to
where you are now.

Thanks very much.

Dan, really
proud of you, man.

Thank you, sir.

You did a
great job out there.

You showed a lot of heart.
Worked your ass off.

We're proud
to have you.

Whoa!

Here you go,
my man.

Come on!
It's got my name on it!

- This is an honour.
- Good job, man.

- Nice hard work, buddy.
- Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

From the bottom of
my heart, thank you.

I kind of want to move in,
if you'll have me.

I won't fart as much.

You won't fit in then.

Then you wont fit in, yeah.

Well, I guess it's time
for us to break out

some beers. Who's
going to the beer store?

Whoa, Dan.

At the end of the day,
you're still a rookie.

So guess what?

You get to clean
that shit up.

Thanks, brother.

I think they left
the keys in the truck!

Ha-ha-ha!