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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,198 to the apartment? 2 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,700 Come on in. I'm Dee. 3 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,560 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. 4 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,620 This is my place. 5 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:25,460 Thanks. I'm sorry if we don't have any air conditioning up here. I know it was 6 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:26,740 so hot. Oh my gosh. 7 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:32,160 I was like running over here. Like I'm sweating. It's definitely, it's so humid 8 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,160 outside. 9 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:39,140 You think I smell a little. I feel, oh, I am really stinky. 10 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,300 Like it's kind of embarrassing. 11 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:42,660 I'm sweating. 12 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,460 Dude, I'm no Rose myself. 13 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:50,720 It's, like, we shouldn't even talk about it. Would you like to see the room? 14 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:51,799 Yeah, definitely. 15 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,800 That'd be super cool. 16 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,100 So, this is the room. 17 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:59,540 It's a good size for the neighborhood. 18 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,420 Yeah, no, I totally like it. 19 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,600 You have access to the fire escape, which is nice. 20 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,140 Yeah, I can put my bed over there. 21 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,600 Yeah, yeah, and there's plenty of room for storage. 22 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:15,810 You know, we could install an air conditioner, although I kind of like to 23 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:18,590 the apartment hot. Yeah, I agree. 24 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:21,950 Can I, by any chance, use your bathroom? 25 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:25,670 Oh, yeah, go ahead. Where is it? Oh, it's right over there. Thank you. 26 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:23,410 Deodorant, deodorant. 27 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:55,760 Fuck. 28 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,280 Fuck it. Fuck it. 29 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:38,740 Everything okay in there? 30 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:46,560 Um... Look, honestly, I'm completely covered in sweat. 31 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,620 I smell. 32 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,320 I'm stinky. 33 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:55,600 I went to your bathroom to look for deodorant. There's no deodorant. And the 34 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,280 water's turned off for some reason. And I tried water and it's... 35 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:02,790 Yeah, sorry. There's a plumbing problem. 36 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:08,710 I haven't actually been able to take a shower for, I don't know, days, so don't 37 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:10,750 worry about you. I think you smell fine. 38 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:13,050 All right. Well, thanks. 39 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:20,610 Well, anyway, besides this, I definitely love the room. 40 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:23,950 I would totally love to take it. I could pay you now, if anything. 41 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,770 So, I mean, if you want to... Okay, well, um... 42 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:35,740 I've got some other girls coming later to look at the room, but if you really 43 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,960 want it, I have a proposition. 44 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:43,580 I don't know if you've ever tried this before, but... 45 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,920 What do you think? 46 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,600 You don't need this. 47 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,060 Here. 48 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,380 Let me help you. 49 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,280 Arms up. I'm a little shy. 50 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:26,700 We have to get this. 51 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,460 Sorry. Getting ahead of myself. 52 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,820 A little ticklish, I'm sorry. 53 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,600 That makes it better. 54 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,310 You smell so good. 55 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:22,810 Really? 56 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:31,270 I don't know. I'm so glad that you didn't have any deodorant. 57 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:42,669 Your skin tastes heavenly. 58 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:46,690 Well, this is something new for me. 59 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:48,830 You've never done this before. 60 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,900 Have you? 61 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,660 Oh, yeah. 62 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:55,220 You like it? 63 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,560 It's actually kind of nice. 64 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:05,020 It's a little ticklish, but then there's, like, just this very soothing 65 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:11,300 I don't know, this feeling or whatever, like, that goes down my throat for some 66 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,300 reason. 67 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:20,470 Feels nice. 68 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,490 It's very like erotic. 69 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,340 This feels so good. Jesus Christ. 70 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,360 Oh, fuck. 71 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:16,280 Jesus, you know what you're doing, huh? 72 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,400 I like to think so. 73 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,700 Oh, you smell so good. 74 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:25,980 Jesus. 75 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,260 How does it feel? 76 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:30,590 It feels good. 77 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,350 You like it? Uh -huh. 78 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:38,990 Jesus 79 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:45,850 Christ. 80 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,040 You know, I'm a little surprised that I like this. 81 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,360 People usually are. 82 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:36,470 So musty. 83 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,990 I love you, everybody. 84 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,290 Oh my God. 85 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:19,870 You like doing that? 86 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,790 Mm -hmm. Oh my God. 87 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,110 You are sweaty. 88 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,610 And you stink so bad. 89 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,540 You have such bad biop. You like it that much? Mm -hmm. 90 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,120 That's a big turn up. 91 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,480 You want to switch? 92 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,700 You want to switch positions? 93 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:37,780 Yeah. 94 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,400 Oh, your armpit hair. 95 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,520 You like that? Uh -huh. 96 00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:45,070 You smell so pungent. 97 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:48,430 Well, that's what you get when the water's out for days. 98 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:51,090 I'm licking you off without cleaning you up. 99 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,730 That's the best way to get a bath. 100 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:02,370 Oh, wow. 101 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,370 Oh, sorry. 102 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,850 Do you like that? I love it. 103 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,170 Oh, so much. 104 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,670 I'm giving you a tongue bath. 105 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:13,970 Hmm. 106 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,730 Stinky. Stinky, stinky. 107 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,250 But you like it, don't you? I do. 108 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,170 And I'm cleaning you up. 109 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,670 Stinky. 110 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,910 I love your armpit hair. 111 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,630 Can I bring it? 112 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:31,450 Anytime. 113 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,330 So, 114 00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:50,950 did I get the room? 115 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,210 You haven't even seen the whole apartment yet. 116 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:59,730 Why don't I show you the other bedroom, and then we can figure it out? 117 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,550 All right. 118 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,420 So this is the bedroom. 119 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:32,940 This is the other bedroom. 120 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,840 This is my bedroom. This is your bedroom. 121 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,620 So you can move in whenever you want. 122 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:56,080 I'm going to paint the walls black. 123 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,720 Black's a little hard. 124 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,700 All right. 125 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:13,100 Will you keep 126 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,400 giving me baths until we get the water turned back on? 127 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,020 Sure, no problem. 128 00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:36,890 This is going to be fun. 129 00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:38,530 Living together. 130 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:52,750 Oh, God. This 131 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,750 feels so good. 132 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:55,610 Oh, I get to... 133 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,780 Do this all the time. All the time. 134 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160 Wow, 135 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:06,740 you're really... 136 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,870 Long hair on a woman. 137 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,570 You ever seen that before? 138 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,030 I haven't, no. 139 00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:36,630 It's pretty interesting. 140 00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:38,490 What can I say? 141 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:43,090 Maybe... Like, I could just twirl it. Look at that. I could make little 142 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,590 You could pull on it a little bit. I could pull on it. 143 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:49,670 Look, check it out. 144 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:53,570 Like, when he teased me like that, yeah. 145 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Look at that. 146 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,920 Go at it a little bit more. 147 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,100 Whatever you need to do. 148 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:06,820 Look 149 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:20,220 at 150 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,220 that. 151 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:23,800 You could braid it. 152 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,160 Look, I made three little things. Oh, you can spike it. 153 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,000 I'm totally spiking it. 154 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,320 We could even dye it. Yeah, we can. 155 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:35,420 It would match my hair. It would. 156 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 You could dye it blue. 157 00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:42,120 I'll do this one. 158 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,590 turns you on. Oh, it does. 159 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:03,790 I'm spiking them. 160 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:19,710 You're already the best roommate I've ever had. 161 00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:23,830 Oh my gosh. 162 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,470 I love the way they taste. 163 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,580 I love the way they smell. 164 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,140 I'm such a turn -on. 165 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,060 It's so cool. 166 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,620 And remember that long, hairy armpit hair? 167 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,880 I'm so glad you like it. 168 00:25:26,879 --> 00:25:27,879 Oh, shit. 169 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,880 What time is it? 170 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,660 I've got another girl coming in 15 minutes to see the apartment. 171 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,260 Oh, but I thought that I had the place. 172 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,720 Oh, no, you do. 173 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,280 You have the place. 174 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,520 Oh, yeah, seriously. 175 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,400 It's pretty hot outside. 176 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,180 She's going to be pretty sweaty, too. 177 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:54,820 I was thinking maybe we could entertain the idea of another 178 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,820 roommate. 179 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:57,920 Another roommate, huh? 180 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,640 Or at least have ourselves a little housewarming party. 181 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,300 What do you think? 182 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,300 I totally, you know what, I think that would be a pretty good idea. 183 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,320 Mm -hmm. 184 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:14,860 Mm -hmm. 185 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,480 Oh, no you don't. It's my turn. 186 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:30,820 Oh, I think I hear the door. 187 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,180 Okay. Stay where you are. All right. 11861

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