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Whether you want to believe it or not, but

we exist, we live among you,

among people.

We are you.

We just drink blood.

Basically we are ordinary people,

each of us has our own problems

and your joys are your hunger.

How do we fight it?

Same as you.

When you're hungry you go to

store, but not in your stores

what we need.

so we go to a restaurant or to

bar or club where the loot is

she finds the hunter herself

village veshki 300 we're going hunting

only for wounded prey, wounded

all over your head or completely

amputated moral principles.

You could even say that we,

modern orderlies

of humanity, we are the only ones

you who care about you.

And the most important difference between

by us, when hunting we don’t kill our own

sacrifice, we always leave her a choice.

So remain potential

future production or more

never fall for our

hunting trail.

Don't get a cold in your ass.

It was as if we knew each other, but

forgot where to write to us, Where

send flowers.

There's no need to joke around here anymore.

Ghosts tomorrow.

Get out alive.

We'll party, we'll party.

And I'm cute.

Granny, spell correctly

aluminum, and was not replaced, but stolen.

The statement cannot be swearing.

You can't swear.

Can pensioners have a can?

Anna Petrovna, can you give me a stapler?

Stapler?

Certainly.

Don't forget to return the stapler.

We write, we write, we don’t get distracted, grandma.

Witty, long ago fresh air

didn't breathe?

I wish you good health, Comrade Lieutenant Colonel.

Are they giving out vouchers to the sanatorium?

Yeah, in Veshka, there’s a birch handle

someone showed off over the gopota.

And who will look for my can?

FSB, this is more important, right?

I am answering a question from my subscriber BlackSatan2002.

After being bitten by a vampire, the victim

remember what happened to them, they...

They just get sick for a couple of days and that’s it.

Well, remember, many people have this

it was that...

Temperature 37.2, headache.

You throw pills and

curse the guy who sneezed

magnet at the checkout.

It was, right?

No, maybe this guy is to blame.

Well, actually...

Zhenya, are you a complete moron?

Doesn't suck, eh?

Just a couple of days vampire wings

you wear it, and already you’re squirming like

mayor at the bottom of the city.

What you?

Come on, grandfather Slava.

Every day I improve my condition

I have better and better control, and this...

Just a log entry.

Chrenologa!

Why did I convert you, huh?

So that you talk about all sorts of bullshit about vampires

I didn’t piss on the Internet.

Like, vampires are afraid of sunlight.

Yeah.

Vampires are not reflected in the mirror.

So what have you decided now?

Should I tell everyone the truth?

First of all, not everyone.

But only to my subscribers on YouTube.

Yes, there are three thousand of them.

On average they are fourteen.

Well, who would believe minors?

assholes who've seen enough

some moron on fucking YouTube?

No, moron, these are, of course, points

their parents' view.

You are a moron from all points of view.

And you'll be a moron forever.

Pops for a pops.

You brought three tits.

Well, my first catch?

Well, everything went quietly there.

I don't have to worry like

deaf and dumb at a wedding?

Who discovered the bodies?

Yes, the local went alone with firewood.

Give me the interrogation protocol later.

Clear?

Yes, still nothing sensible.

It was the same avalanche.

I came, this is it, I saw it there

him, that's it.

In short, he is the same, helpless.

Did you put your phone away?

Hello An.

Hello, Yegorych.

What do you have?

I have prostatitis, pregnant cat

and vacation the day after tomorrow.

And in the ninth there are two corpses.

Approximately the time of death is eight in the morning.

The cause of death is loss of blood.

And all of them.

What?

Yes, you heard right.

Loss of all blood.

I think it will be a big deal.

The authorities have already arrived from Moscow.

So we walk around shaking.

Thank you.

I wish you good health.

Captain Ostroumova.

Smolensky.

Criminal investigation.

Captain Zhalinsky, Main

control for opening the sub-stretch.

So, have they stopped killing in Moscow?

Since you came to us.

Not really.

In Moscow everything is fine with murders.

Phew, it just felt better.

Looks like Syria.

Similar murders with completely

They were already bloodless bodies.

In Myatishchi and Yaroslavl.

So we will cooperate.

By the way, does Captain Ostromov have a name?

And even Anna Petrovna’s middle name.

Then can I just Anya?

Can.

Just Anna Petrovna.

Got it, Anna Petrovna.

Then I will ask for all the information on

this bill should be reported to me immediately.

And you can familiarize yourself with the materials

on the motishchi of Yaroslavl?

Can.

But you can't.

Work.

Well, long life to you, grandfather Slava.

No, well, you're still a moron.

Is this blood?

This is the only chemical that people eat nowadays.

Well, you quarrel, you brought what you had.

Just be patient, the weekend is coming,

Belarusians will come for shopping.

Then drink normal blood,

without GMO.

Belarusians...

This is good.

Starch...

a bit much, but still...

Are you giving birth?

I am the subject of the power of thought

I want to move.

Everything will come in time.

Grandfather Slav!

Grandfather Slav, look, look!

Look!

Guys, hey, is this your job?

Yes.

This idiot was initiated

bad idea.

Seventy years ago you did the same to me

said the same thing.

I keep thinking that way.

What are you doing?

Come to the ground, quickly!

You do not hear?

They're shooting!

Girl, we have everyone here

day they shoot.

Why am I always on my stomach?

You dash him, on the fly like a duck.

Grandfather, let's go along as a man

fence, do you hear?

Come on, don't be afraid.

I'm charmed.

A?

What are you doing?

Give it up.

You can't die.

Who is this scum?

will it destroy?

There's only one left there.

Tell my guys that there is only one left there.

No.

I won't let you die.

Do you want to live forever?

No, grandfather.

It is a bad idea.

Eh, daughter, wait.

Drink, drink.

Drink, daughter.

You need to live.

You'll thank me again.

OK.

Will be remembering this.

What did that little ghoul do there?

He left behind a forest of corpses.

Without a drop of blood or evidence.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Your superpower has been revealed.

You're a degenerate.

The likes of which the world has never seen.

Yes, I drained everyone’s palette and that’s it.

And that’s it, I left them there to retreat.

Everything is as you taught.

Everyone was alive.

I checked.

He says he checked.

All three were breathing, I bet.

He gives a tooth.

Three?

Prepare resuscitation, call urgently

Zhanna Ivanovich.

What if he has already left?

Then he can go straight to the morgue, faster.

Urgently to the intensive care unit.

Me now.

And I already do.

Guess what.

Consciousness comes.

Well done for not ruining my statistics.

Hey Mishya, can you hear me?

Hey, hey, talk to me, don't pass out.

Look at me.

Are you in the hospital, Moncher, what?

happened, remember.

He's on Behisovsidur in the fence

left the hospital.

Valera, when will you lie on him?

place, then you will tell

sad stories of your life.

And now I need him to

talked to me.

Hey, leave me alone.

Disabled.

Hey, hey, hey, then we'll turn it on.

I'm preparing a discharge.

Discharge from the table.

The rhythm has been restored.

Two hundred milligrams of lidocaine in a bolus.

Lucy, where are you going?

Blood for transfusion, urgently.

What is his blood type?

He is second in blood.

Positive.

Three doses.

Sober?

Strange.

Is your cholesterol high?

He's getting younger.

From sclerosis.

So, you say, from Moscow

It wasn’t easy for the investigator to bring it, huh?

This means it will be a big deal.

And if the case is loud, then

day after day...

The guardians will show up.

What kind of guardians are they?

Why are you all afraid of some guardians?

Remember the sun, here is a ray.

Good day, Irina Vitalievna.

Are you sure that you are the kindest,

Svyatoslav Vermilovich, huh?

I know about the murder of Veshkov.

Irinochka Vitalievna, my dear

man, that’s how it is in spirit, it’s not us.

But I would cross myself if

I wasn’t a pagan.

I don't really care who, what,

I have a contract.

For 1700...

some year there.

49th.

Now, it clearly states that

for killing a person with a vampire

immediate death follows

the vampire himself.

In your case, spirit.

We know the law and follow it.

I would like to hope so.

Listen, maybe your puppy overdid it?

No, not him.

He has a brain like a shell.

Yes, and a cranky one, too.

Help find the culprits.

It's in your best interest.

We'll help.

Look, Annushka is filthy from under

will dig up the earth.

Hurry up.

Let's hurry up.

Irishka, yes, and here’s another thing, I’m calling

administration about patching up

there is asphalt on our street, otherwise there

there are such holes that I...

How did it come to the real question?

so straight into the bushes, right?

Russia!

Bloodsucking ghouls!

We don't have Stalin!

Or Grozny!

Or both at once.

So what?

It's hot in the ass.

We need to find this killer, Annushka.

Otherwise they will blame everything on us.

And I will be sorry for this.

Well, some of us are welcome for company.

Wait.

So the guardians are ordinary people?

So we can screw them up

calm down and move on without it

your stupid law.

Law is order.

It helps us remain human.

We are vampires.

You're crazy, you idiot!

Okay, you'll understand if you live long enough,

which is unlikely.

Moskvich said that such

have there already been murders?

I'll try to find out.

And you find out, find out, baby, find out.

Find out.

Ivan!

Well hello.

I wanted...

Have you heard the song?

Directly Dina Smolenskaya.

Let's go talk, Anna Petrovna.

Is it Yaroslava or Matishcha?

This is classified information.

Just say there were victims

bled in the same way?

Let's say.

This means the killer knows exactly how and

what to do.

And, perhaps, directly related to medicine.

But in my opinion, I didn’t take it now

hint "hall help".

Comrade captain, it seems to me that we

you're on the same side, no?

Why are you hiding information from me?

Remember, comrade captain, I will

share with you only what

I think it's necessary.

Dig the rest yourself.

By the way, at the scene of the murder in veshki

They found the blood of a third person.

Possibly a killer.

And let's come to an agreement with you, with

this moment you will

provide me with all the important

information, and not the other way around.

Work.

You weren't given the captain for

beautiful eyes,

and long legs.

Are you feeling nostalgic, Grandfather Slava?

Yes.

Memphis crooner dies

performer Elvis Presley.

He did not know that the admirer was having fun.

Well, your jug is empty, Moletsk.

I don't care about this Elvis.

I love Valera Leontyev.

While he was Elvis, I didn't even listen to him.

That's when he moved in with us, and

Leontyev became, that's when he

talent was revealed to the fullest.

Bonjour, gentlemen!

Put away the refrigerator.

Hello Igor.

How did you go to the toilet before?

when was he a man, huh?

Hand-ass!

Wow!

We have a new breadwinner, which is commendable.

And then, frankly speaking,

I'm tired of you all already

pull the hump.

Don't be afraid, Zhanchik, you won't be long

another hundred courts to pull.

Soon there will be fewer parasites.

Yes?

Spit.

So I say, well, not blood, but

moose cow in heat.

I already tried this blood today.

Any news?

I'm working on it.

Yes.

Got it, I'll be there soon.

It seems that I have found the third of the disdainful talkers.

Where does the information come from?

Received for beautiful eyes and

long legs.

Come on, Zhanechka, come on.

Only for you and Anushka I have

hope, come on.

You guys are smart, not only...

Look, don't screw yourself up, you fucking sorcerer.

It’s just a shame, at least he doesn’t care for Jean

knows how to read blood.

Bullshit, of course, but still.

don't say this is bullshit from many people

returned that world to its time

they are dead in Smolensk like flies

that's when he became a doctor

he was already a doctor then he became

vampire Damn.

These Russians are already here.

Jean!

Claude!

Deschamps!

I need!

He came for you.

Yes Yes.

Here is Monsieur Deschamps.

No no.

Marquis Deschamps is wounded.

Injured.

Look.

Monsieur Deschamps!

Well, you, dog, didn’t look in such a zipper.

Is he a fool?

Where is Dr. Dishav?

Why are you burping at me?

Where is Dr. Dishav?

Get away from here.

Here's the little bitch.

And also the Marquis.

Drink.

Drink, asshole.

We still need to work.

And what did he do after that?

stayed in Smolensk?

Yes.

I don't understand.

He could have left right away

somewhere there in France

or to some Maldives.

Could.

Why didn't you leave?

So it's good for us.

Fine.

I beg you, don't put too much pressure on him.

The boy only came to his senses an hour ago.

It now contains more drugs than

at the pharmacy.

Thank you.

Where's the boy?

Did you go for the procedure?

Are you laughing?

In his state on his own he

I could only go over there.

Yes.

Lyusenka, tell me, where is our passenger?

Yes, he was here all the time.

Second floor.

I could jump out of the window.

I'll check.

Well, I mean, I'll check there.

What a mess?

Both at the police and at the hospital.

What do you have here, all state employees are horseradish

put to work?

This is our first time.

I need recordings from all cameras

hospital observations.

And the surrounding area.

Dear, we are last week

Appendicitis was removed by candlelight.

Just like old times.

And you say cameras.

Comrade captain, I wish you good health.

Anna Petrovna told me to report to you.

This is all?

this is all?

But no.

Sorry.

Not all.

It was also found that traces

emergency suitcase protector

Congratulations, we're lost

suspect, and this is the middle name and accuracy.

Who are the police anyway?

takes a job?

Nice guy, by the way, ours

best employee.

I just got nervous in front of the high authorities.

If this is the best, I'm embarrassed

ask where are your worst?

In Moscow, they went for a promotion.

Solevius.

That's how far this has gone.

Forgive me, Olga.

You should have thought earlier.

Why aren't you answering my calls?

We agreed, I will be there myself

call if I need blood.

You haven't called for a month.

How do you live?

It's none of your damn business how I live.

It’s not you 81 years ago

worried when you left me?

Please don't start.

Do you remember what happens with

vampires who break this agreement?

So what?

You haven't asked for blood for a month now.

Tonight in Birch Grove

found bloodless guys, one

one of them is your student.

Coincidence?

I don't think.

Stop watching Kiseleva.

And stop changing the topic.

And by the way, you shouldn’t have taken the boy

from the hospital.

He had every chance to survive.

Damn, Jeanne, I don't understand at all, oh

what are you talking about?

Stop it.

It was you who killed them.

Dear Jeanne, let me destroy

a chain of your rainbow illusions and

logical reasoning.

I spent all of last night with a man.

Yes, yes, imagine, I have a man.

Or what do you think?

I'm even a naive fool who

is going to miss you for the rest of his life.

I hope your man doesn't

fictional and can confirm everything.

Undoubtedly.

And tell the guardians that, A, I

I read contracts with people, and if

I decide to kill someone, it will be you.

Once again you will take my coffin, I will

I’ll press my fangs into your head, understand?

Yes, I just need to film a video for five minutes.

Remove the video.

Don't mess around, bitch.

Grandfather Sob, what for do you need this

do you need a coffin?

You yourself said that all these

stories about vampires, what are they,

They are afraid of garlic and are sleeping in a coffin, that

This is all complete bullshit.

Don’t confuse what is bullshit and what is tradition.

Atheists also don’t believe in God, but

Easter eggs are painted anyway.

Oh, Zhanchik,

Zhanchik, I was thinking here.

Wasn’t it your countess who was frolicking in her clothes?

You always had it without any brakes.

Olga said that tonight

she was a romantic.

Ah, romantic.

Pardone-mua.

Just think.

She said.

You had a motto like a dog has fleas.

And you are naive, like a baby.

Women and the hydromedical center cannot be trusted.

The guy from the hospital has not yet been found.

What is your capital gendarme saying?

Does not say anything.

The campaign will have to hack his laptop.

Are you talking about news about Russians?

Have you seen enough hackers?

Why, have you forgotten who is our first?

contender for Kerdyk?

Not really.

Well, basically, you can try.

First assemble the laptop.

Excluded.

All you need is information.

Then you can send the router flash drive to him

Install the laptop and I'll try to download it

remote information.

So, you'll get into

piece of iron, and you to your captain

head, well, in the head, tea

more interesting what you can dig up.

You will climb, you will climb.

You mean in the head?

How is that?

And I'll tell you later.

Come on.

The old horseradish can fly.

It somehow gets into my head.

I am alone, like bitterness.

Grandfather Slav, did you know what he was like?

calls you an old prick?

I...

I didn’t say, Grandfather Slav, really, I...

How do you do it?

Listen, young devil!

You go, stick and pump.

I mean, I can't both

stick there and download here.

Jean?

Alas, I have surgery in an hour.

Or another experiment with

nurse to remove chelompyrs?

I would like to.

The vampire races are degenerating.

Uncle Jean, can't you forget about the operation?

Can.

If the patient transplants his own kidney.

It is not necessary.

Comrade captain, I ask you too

sorry for some harshness in

your address.

Just come to us from Moscow, like

As a rule, they don’t go with gingerbread.

A common defensive reaction.

So I thought that you and I

better to be friends.

With your hands?

Yes, she's definitely pretty

The hand is tender, the fingers are thin.

He doesn’t let go of my hand for a long time.

For getting to know each other.

Grandfather, I respect old age, but if you

If you leave me here, I will swear to God.

I'm scrubbing for the third time.

That's it, that's it, Yulia, I won't go.

I respect order.

Under Soviet rule, perhaps.

The bird got fat.

Ivan, I promise you the maximum

support in this matter, well, not

only in this matter, in general,

you can count on me.

Agreed, partner.

Deal?

Deal.

I wonder if she has wind in her hands or what?

What do you think of the version of ritual murder?

Barrel?

There is no option.

By the way, I looked at it.

Van, are you stupid?

She's picking on you.

So what?

Basically, she's a spectacular bitch.

This is probably how she rose to the rank of captain.

It's noisy here.

Let's go to my room.

Let's drink some wine.

Leave the versions.

And if you have sex, it will be without me.

I...

Haven't you been thinking?

Get laid?

OK.

Thanks for the evening, partner.

Till tomorrow.

Damn, mother of a creature.

Well, did it go?

What went wrong?

Let's go.

Shit underneath the ruble.

Oh, there's a signal.

Now let's swing.

Rock it, son.

Download it.

She showed the light and pressed.

I forgot.

Shake your hand.

I just realized that you are in

Smolensk for the first time, and I didn’t even

I offered you a tour.

Do you want me to show you the city?

Don't want.

Well, basically, you have nothing to lose.

It’s better not to look closely at Smolensk.

There the mind gave, stood bright

wings, There the place of the heart of the flame was rejected.

You are alive?

Should I call an ambulance?

Thank you.

I don't plan to die today.

Well, if suddenly you change your mind

excursion, I'm here for your occasion.

Thank you, I won't change my mind.

The window was also closed.

Maybe a maid?

She came, opened the window, climbed into

laptop and forgot to put it away.

Well, in Somalensk this is normal.

They tried to download information from it.

Is everyone in Moscow so suspicious?

I have a trap program.

Looks like I'll still need it

guide services.

Didn't download?

What do you mean it didn't download?

Because of you, I tore my pants, almost new ones.

I haven’t carried it for eighty years.

Grandfather Slav, yes good, I'll help you

I’ll buy a thousand of these joggers.

Buy yourself a new brain.

And I’ll buy you a thousand of these joggers.

They don't sew like that anymore.

This is what an elderly person needs.

I had to jump from the tenth floor.

There are four of them in the hotel.

So it does not matter.

Hanging out there like a bitch in a bag, and

it didn't download.

Yes, that's it, that's it, that's enough.

Quiet.

So, Zhelinsky, rub Buzlova.

I ask for a moment of silence.

We will carry out an operational event

and your fun will continue.

It will continue with your woman.

Hey Snow White, come to my place

knees, I'll give you a ride in a truck.

Sorry, changeling girl.

Come on, Uncle Roma won’t hurt you.

Uncle Roma is simply shaking.

Zhenek, did you sneeze on anyone today?

No.

Airborne idiocy

not getting through?

Why did you bring him here?

He needs help.

Then, I didn’t know how much

everything is serious.

What if he died on the way to the hospital?

And if he’s right here with his paws

will the stove move, will it make you feel better?

He stood up for me.

For the first time in 70 years, a man is for me

got into a fight.

I couldn't leave him there.

Your gentleman will not die.

The skull is not fractured.

Maximum concussion.

In the meantime, I’ll see what the cops are hiding there.

Are you completely stupid?

That's why this detective is here

it turned out that we were going to him there

tried to climb in.

Why the fool?

This, by the way, was her idea.

Not such a little wife and a fool.

I thought of using Wi-Fi.

Where?

In Smolensk.

Are we watching your finger?

Fine.

They hit you on the head.

You lost consciousness.

I brought it, well, that is, I brought it

you to yourself.

Meet me, this is my grandfather.

Hello.

Here.

And this is my brother Zhenyok.

Well, you already know Zhanna Ivanovich.

Well, are you okay, son?

But here's a lesson for you.

In our area during the war,

that's what people say, not even

smoking Krauts just in case

walked with a cigarette.

Thanks, I'll go.

No need, you will stay with us,

get some sleep, rest, and tomorrow...

And tomorrow will be tomorrow.

I will go.

What are you doing?

Everything is fine.

Why do we need him here, huh?

He needs help once he understands

that there are no enemies here will begin to tell me

trust and we will find out the details

those murders.

That's two.

Zhanechek, Zhanechek, Burenok.

Yeah.

And finally, for the first time in 70

years old man got into a fight for me.

That's three.

So, Ladyl, where do we put it?

You can’t come to me, I have a single coffin.

Yes, in principle, I wouldn’t want to

so that he can see the coffin.

For some reason you have been visiting us often,

Marinochka Vitalievna.

Duty obliges, Svyatoslav Vernedovich.

I'm not on time.

Is dinner at your place?

No, this is colleague Anushkin.

The hooligans hit me on the head, that's it

we save.

Deserves respect.

Well, did you find out anything about the murder in the grove?

We're thinking about it.

So, nothing.

It's clear.

Let's take your puppy with us

We'll pick it up so you can catch up faster.

Yes, Annushka?

Why are you so attached to our fledgling?

He hasn't really become a vampire yet.

And that's good.

Kittens are drowned blind.

Don't want to give it away?

And we’ll take anyone else from your pack.

A?

Went.

THIS IS MY FAMILY!

I have always been for you.

For the people.

When you were sick with fever, I

I helped you.

When gangs of criminals kill you

overcome, I helped you.

Now, well, help me.

So how can I help you?

Just don't interfere.

And we, the killer, will find him.

Let's find it.

If it's one of us, myself

I will carry out the sentence.

With these hands.

I give you my word.

You have a week.

Oh!

Oh, how it caught me!

It's jammed, it's jammed.

Oh, how serious.

Oh.

Jeanne.

May he sleep, sleep.

And I guess I pissed myself.

Oh, Your Highness, what

destinies in our own way?

For a second.

Tell your cheek that I have something

I found out about these Birch murders.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Sit down, daughter, sit down.

Well, how long will you be dogging with Anka?

Well, by God, they are like small children.

Worse than bloggers.

In general, this guy...

Sorry.

What did you say about murder?

Sanna and I are investigating this case together.

So you can tell me everything.

The guy who was from the hospital yesterday

disappeared, turned out to be my student.

Sergei Bronovsky.

I asked my classmates.

They say he often hung out in the garage for

music school.

There is also a gate with graffiti.

We were rehearsing something there.

Yeah.

Go, daughter, go.

Thank you.

Who is this?

Uncle Zhana's ex-wife.

She's kind of strange.

That's why the ex.

Mother.

Thank you, I'm off.

Have a good flight.

ABOUT.

Hello.

Annushka.

There will be a story.

I help people who find themselves in

a situation they consider hopeless.

Is it true that you have a Kalashnikov assault rifle?

But people don't love each other

at the barrel of a machine gun, it seems to me.

There is only one hostage left.

We can begin the assault.

You are an expert in the psychology of terrorists.

Andrey Pavlov, he will study

your question.

We must convince your brother

sell your father's shares.

What the hell are you doing?

Just trust me.

Every day at different times

start an episode of some series.

About love.

I can bring whatever you want.

Poison, pills.

I want to know how the series ends.

I ordered a girl from you yesterday.

Tattoo on left thigh.

I just showed you

the simplest way

use of information from your

personal life.

Are you sick?

Undoubtedly.

Pavlov is not the person whom

you can lean on.

You are deceiving everyone.

I'm the bride, Andryusha.

I waited.

Why are you acting like an asshole?

Because I died.

And you have no idea how difficult it is

be the devil because around

there are no angels.