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hi friends slick Lambert here for death
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City the onstop funeral Emporium for all
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your postm needs yes death City ladies
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and gentlemen where you won't take our
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prices lying down help me out of here
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will you Reena sure thanks L yes folks
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we're burying the competition on all our
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brand new 1989 cof why just take a
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gander at this baby over here beautiful
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silver gray paint job full Factory air
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tea Toops loaded with extras and will
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you take a look at this incredible tuck
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and roll interior bet you'd love to
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spend eternity in there huh Rita I can't
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wait to get inside I'll bet you can't
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now you might expect to spend as much as
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$1,000 on a coffin like this but this
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week only this classic casket can be
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yours for that's right only $999.99
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and while you're here don't forget to
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ask about our special layaway program
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little in-house humor there folks I
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think it's funny you think train wrecks
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are funny yes friends it's a tremendous
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inventory clearance on both new and used
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coffins from sporty compacts to fullsize
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luxury models like this one yes and with
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your good credit we won't put you in the
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hole until you're absolutely ready now
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you're probably wondering how do I get
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to death City how do I get to Des City
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I'm glad you asked that question
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sweetheart all you do is take a freeway
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any freeway do you see that big neon cof
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in the SK guy yes friends that's aades
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City Mortuary crematorium and Cemetery
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allinone convenient location and Friends
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remember you can't take it with you so
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you might as well spend it here at death
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City where we put the fun back in
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funerals and I'll stand at my head to
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bury your dead and now let's get back to
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our movies The Vampire DJs From Hell
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excuse me is this the service for epim
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Ward indeed sir are you related to the
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dec East well as far as I know I'm his
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only living relative my name is Dexter
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Ward oh of course Mr Ward I spoke to you
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on the phone when you made the
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arrangement right we've opened the
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casket so that the bed might pay their
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last respects thank you
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good bye uncle
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eim book the book of all THS you must
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find it it alone has the power to summon
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forth the evil
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one what am I doing here you're dead
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uncle EF like hell I am get me out of
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this goddamn
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thing what stupid son of a [ __ ]
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pronounce me dead I believe believe it
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was Dr Mau that quack in this cheap Jack
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Place didn't even bother to invol me
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help me help me help me dear me this was
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rather
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unexpected you can all go home I'm not
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dead Texon my boy give me your arm get
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out of here you you miserable toades
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only bastards never saw one of them
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before in my
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life we looking much better since the
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funeral Uncle after you know I think
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death agrees with you Dexter you're the
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only person who seems genuinely happy
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I'm still alive well remember what they
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said about that condition of yours you
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sure it's such a good idea returning to
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work this soon oh my boy this library is
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my life for 40 years I've been
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responsible for the world's largest
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collection of books on witchcraft and
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the Black Arts That's What I Call job
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security Dexter have you ever heard of
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the book of olar nope olar was a
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sorcerer at a time before history when
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all the world was in darkness and Chaos
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prevailed oh yeah I remember the reaged
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administrating no no it was the reign of
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the evil one an elder god that once
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walked the Earth alar cast a spell which
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banished this unearthly creature to the
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Eternal void Beyond time and space yeah
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I spent a weekend there
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once you may scoff but many authorities
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believe that the evil one has been
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waiting these countless eons for the
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counter spell that would free it from
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its astral Exile yeah I know and once
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again we'll all be down the crapper
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correct arar placed all his Mystic
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incantations in one volume which has
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been carefully guarded throughout the
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ages
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then 20 years ago I made a tragic error
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I lent the book out isn't that what
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libraries are supposed to do not with
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such a Priceless volume the cprit's name
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was marinus orlock his academic
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credentials were impeccable and a few
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days later he simply vanished with my
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book for two decades I vainly attempted
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to find some trace of him then finally
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just recently I Unearthed a clue a
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daughter living in Los Angeles anges I
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was about to contact her when I had my
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attack I had a feeling this was all
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leading someplace you've been like a son
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to me Dexter I know it's a it's a great
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favor to ask don't don't don't you know
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I owe you more than I could ever repay
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you give me that address I'll find that
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book oro's daughter is named Marissa
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Marissa you can contact her here all
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right everybody picture
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or not the kind who gets
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depressed me
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your love is the
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attraction it's your
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sisf control I want some fun before I
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get
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old I don't mind cusing accidents I'm on
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a just give me action your love keeps me
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TR it's pure
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s let start a reolution calling John
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Wayne
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your is ding me
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insane
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storm War 3 KN off
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the me ac your love is the
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attraction it's pure satisfac
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come on and give me a little action will
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you that was beautiful
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Marissa was everything all right babe
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they only make one word to describe your
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performance simply Sensational that's
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two words right right now I predict that
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song's going to win a granny that's
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granny no Gary he meant
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granny here you go Chief okay everybody
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it's a
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rat pardon me pardon me you're merer
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orlock right how did you know my last
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name not even my press agent knows that
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I'm Dexter Ward I've been tracking you
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down all over La hey look I love my fans
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but don't let it get out of control okay
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no you don't understand see I want to
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talk to you about your father marinus
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what about my father well you see my
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uncle Ephraim he's got wait we can talk
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in here it's
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private
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hey this this is the set for the that's
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right it's where they used to film all
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those old
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s now what information do you have about
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my father oh uh well not much I'm afraid
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apparently sometime in the late 60s your
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father borrowed a one-of aind volume
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from the Arkham Public Library the uh
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the book of alar now supposedly when
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translated this book could open up a
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doorway to another
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dimension what was that it's one of
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those old laugh track
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machines they used to use it on all
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these shows who's operating it no one I
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think they just forgot to turn it off
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but don't worry it's programmed to laugh
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at
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anything see what I
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mean where was I oh yeah anyway my uncle
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eim is the head librarian at Arkham and
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he's a little eager to have this
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particular book returned so I was kind
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of hoping you could uh give me a current
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address address on your father oh I was
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hoping you could give me one see my
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father left when I was quite young he
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arranged a Swiss bank account for our
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support but neither my mother or I have
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heard from him in like nearly 20 years I
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not give anything to see him
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again hey that's not
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funny look I'm I'm sorry we had to meet
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under these circumstances I uh I won't
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bother you
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anymore holy Captain Video you must be
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character from the Future Let's see this
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is where the plot
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thickens telegram telegram for Marissa
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orlock oh I'm Mar yeah well this must be
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for
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you will you come on what a
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grou oh it's from Victor V housing I
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don't know anybody by that
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name come immediately to cast
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orlock
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Transylvania
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no my father just
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died I how painful this must be for you
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I'm going to call the travel
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agency Reserve tickets for
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two for Transylvania
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ladies and gentlemen we are now
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beginning our descent into Transylvania
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please fasten your seat belts and
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extinguish all
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tches thank of for flying Transylvania
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Airlines white zone is for immediate
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loading and unloading of cck there is no
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dying in the red zone and at the
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signpost up ahead Twilight
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Z oh it's beautiful
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here now what do we do according to the
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telegram we go straight to hansburg with
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a small village just west of here got
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any neat ideas on how to get there nope
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okay
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Maxi oh I'm not sure we're trying to get
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your hbur
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look lady you either want a taxi or you
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don't want a taxi no skin off my ass
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either way you make it you got it baby
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Maxi Fields Big Apple C company oh what
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are you doing here and I help it if they
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give me a bad area so hey I'm not taking
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a bath here for my help you want to ride
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or not you got it uh can you take us to
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H sir I don't usually like to go into
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that area after dark but uh Hey affair's
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affair right you know what I mean h in
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those red they don't look too
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well hey there's zombies forgot about
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them you get used to them what the
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walking's dead hey New York got your
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junkies here you got your zombies what's
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the difference they all look like Keat
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Richards anyway they they don't look
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particularly
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efficient yeah they're dead they're all
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messed up
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nice scenery around here hey folks you
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got your mouded Moes your Bleak Forest
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desolate graveyards great place for
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picnics you know you didn't have to come
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if I found the book of author I could
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have just sent it to you you know you
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don't mind me being here do you no it's
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nice to have company especially in a
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place this ah who knows maybe they'll
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they'll put up a Disneyland here someday
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yeah I can see it all now vampires of
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the Caribbean right over there
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someplace hey did you say that you were
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a librarian no no no my uncle's a
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librarian I'm just helping him out
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during summer vacation I'm studying
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Premed at Arkham University I was going
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to be a lawyer but I couldn't stand the
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sight of blood I never finished high
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school oh really uh despite graduating
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from high school Marissa's recording
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career prevented her from pursuing a
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higher education been doing a little
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research well at least that much is
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true wait a minute describes your
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perfect mate oh here we go tall handsome
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great sense of humor sound like anybody
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here now one out of three ain't
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bad sorry about the
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bumps we got better roads in the Bronx I
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still don't understand what a New York
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cabby is doing in a place like this
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talking to me nobody else here must be
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talking to me I wanted to get out of the
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city big mistake you can't even find a
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decent piece of pizza in this whole damn
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country on fight
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thanks no we don't seem to be getting
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the media coverage off what we would you
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missed the point Mr mole we be stopping
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any unauthorized grave robber from
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sneaking in and nipping the Old
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Gentleman inside all and swing them to
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those medical chaps for a measly 10 bomb
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10 Bobb doesn't sound so bad here and
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now we could buy another bottle help us
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keep warm oh that we could Mr Sweeny
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that we but you suggested we cross our
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own picket line why that I be Mr Mo did
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you bring your tools with you would a
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good union man be without his tools to
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triade always a pleasure to see a
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professional at work Mr
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Sweeney well thank you Mr
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Mo got these bloody alarms on everything
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a
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days off to you Mr Mo after you Mr
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sweey you thinking that we'd be safe him
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from being snatched by someone what
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ain't in our
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Union I'm sure he'd be appreciating that
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fact Mr
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[Applause]
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Mo no no please
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[Music]
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oh my God
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thank
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God thank God Governor thank God I got
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him before dinner
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[Applause]
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boy this place looks worse than an
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Italian valy
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pardon me pardon me feel a lovely place
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you got here but um how can you afford
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all this
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garet excuse
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me excuse
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me um can somebody tell us how to get to
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Castle
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orlock I don't think they've heard of it
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perhaps I can help you I am the chief
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conable oh hello there my name is Dexter
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Ward H
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hot no no that's my name oh I see hop
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hands hop all right now hands down yes
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what is it I'm not talking to your hands
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I'm talking to him that's hands down our
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local Undertaker cast with all these
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names you must have your hands full yes
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knew
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it perhaps you can help us Constable Hub
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perhaps what would be your business at
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Castle orock well you see my name is
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Marissa orock and my late father lived
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there somehow I don't think Dad was a
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president of the local kuas Club stop
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you don't mean to say you're marinus
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olar's daughter yes yes you don't mean
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to say it
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no I do mean to say it let me rephrase
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this are you not marinus oro's daughter
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yes yes you're not no yes I
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am put way let's make this simple this
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is Marissa orlock I'm Dexter Ward we're
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looking for Castle orlock and we're all
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here to play Super
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password young lady I seriously suggest
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that you stay away from the castle it
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has been boarded up since your father's
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death there's no one up there now at
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least No
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One
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Alive who's playing that AR well that's
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nonsense I received a telegram stating
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that my uncle Byron had already arrived
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there he's back Byron orlock is back now
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no one will be safe not our wives our
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children our Mistresses and he are
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coming in on the no
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train hey wait a minute I'm in the wrong
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move
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you're not telling me that byon olok is
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back oh no wait a minute don't start
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that again what what's wrong with
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everybody wrong nothing is wrong young
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man you must make allowances these are
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but superstitious peasants afraid of the
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own
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Shadows you see what I
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mean there is much to fear in the
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shadows and even more
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fear from
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vampire
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[Music]
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vampires there were Legends many years
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ago but fairy tales to frighten children
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tell me Constable where do Legends end
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and facts begin what is the shadowy
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boundary between science and
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Superstition and how can you tell the
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groom at a Polish wedding I'm afraid you
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have me at a loss
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sir I thought as much you are Marissa or
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yes I'm Dr Victor van Hing it was I who
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sent you that telegram my card for a
440
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good time call Victor
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vaning vampire Hunter I don't understand
442
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I've been awaiting your arrival you may
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share my coach oh wait wait wait
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wait they my time I once had a boy just
445
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like you here take this youal protect
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you from evil thanks wait a minute buddy
447
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that'll be a buck
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75 oh
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[Music]
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man you know my
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father marinus and I were colleagues
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many years ago then something happened
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and I never saw him again a few days ago
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I learned that he had died and I had
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been named executive of the state and
456
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that's when you contacted me correct you
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and your uncle are the only two known
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living airs I believe Lord Byron and his
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family are already at the Castle
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come tter what took you so long the old
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lady in the gift shop if you must know
462
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here this might come in handy does this
463
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mean we're going
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steady driver
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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I don't care what anyone says this hurts
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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are you really a vampire hunter is that
472
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card some kind of joke young lady I
473
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never joke about
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vampires on way we talking about furry
475
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flying bats we are speaking of the
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Undead Undead what do you mean not alive
477
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they are neither dead nor alive sounds
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like my agent I am referring to the evil
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spirits who inhabit the bodies of the
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deceased they rise from their coffins to
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feed upon the blood of the living that's
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my agent all right I've made the
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eradication of these creatures my life's
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work so there's a lot of money in this
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Stu I was always encouraged to uphold
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the family tradition even as a
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child what's happening oh no even the
488
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projectionist is falling asleep or van
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hing's having a
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flashback Merry Christmas young Victor
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[Music]
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thanks Dad this is just what I wanted of
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course vampire hunting has its moments
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of tension even for a small boy Victor
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Victor van Hing yes Mrs
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cwell are you responsible for
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that yes Mrs cwell bring it here
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now I want you to ride on the Blackboard
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I will not stake vampires in class and I
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want you to do it 50 times another
501
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flashback don't worry I think it's the
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last one oh good gosh bettyou I really
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like you and I really like you Victor
504
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you're not like the other girls I was
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wondering when you'd get around to
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noticing that somehow you you're more
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mature than the others well I am 19 19
508
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but that's not old
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1900 that's
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old perhaps we ought to start back home
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it is getting rather late later than you
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think Victor please no hickeys don't
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worry Victor I'll still respect you in
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the morning I think we both need a drink
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first perhaps you're right may help to
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warm our blood ladies
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[Music]
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first holy water don't leave home
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without
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[Music]
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it from that time onward I've dedicated
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my life to scourging the Earth of this
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evil ah they really do exist I assure
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you they exist in fact there's been a
525
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recent epidemic of vampirism in this
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vicinity I destroyed one such creature
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before you arrived this
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evening maybe you could mail me that
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book you two have nothing to fear while
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under my protection I may be kindly Dr
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vanhelsing to you but to the undead I am
532
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the Son of
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Sam fron me you don't really expect me
534
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to swellow that do you I swallow I it
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hey come on Miss moriss we're riding
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here in a beautiful colorful Countryside
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being pulled by a horse drawn carriage
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moon light what could be more romantic
539
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high noon on the Mojave Desert listen
540
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hills are alive with the sound of
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music going to sing folks time to hit
542
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that snack bar next you're not going to
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sing uhhuh but why throw a lighthearted
544
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song in in a time like this listen let
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me tell you all about it take one little
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Mel write some cuty lyrics and just past
547
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them together now
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wow
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[Music]
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Ro you can bet
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I'll and
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CDs hey there I right some DJs and this
553
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little song of mine will climb up the CH
554
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now oh
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think of the
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[Music]
557
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royalties or
558
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:46,240
[Music]
559
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,299
[Music]
560
00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:10,940
not so hey there I got
561
00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:10,940
[Music]
562
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:17,119
wow do you get very many girls that way
563
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:20,420
no but it uh kills 3 minutes Castle
564
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:24,229
orlock just ahead
565
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:24,229
[Music]
566
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,640
all right girls it's party time
567
00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:04,329
[Music]
568
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,860
[Music]
569
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,560
cast orlock everybody
570
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,880
out hey
571
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,760
oh
572
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:34,839
man well you're getting no tip from
573
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,839
me what's he feeding those horses what
574
00:35:34,839 --> 00:35:39,119
frightened himself so it's as if a blind
575
00:35:36,839 --> 00:35:41,480
had settled over this land notice the
576
00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:43,920
singular lack of vegetation the scarcity
577
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,359
of animal life the absence of major leag
578
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,400
sporting events it's not much of a
579
00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:52,119
castle really sure it's the best they
580
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,119
could afford on the budget
581
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,359
maybe it's Bingo night perhaps they
582
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:14,040
can't hear us don't be ridiculous we're
583
00:36:11,359 --> 00:36:16,079
making enough noise to
584
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,960
raise the
585
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:21,160
dead you must leave this place at once
586
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,079
look I assure you we are not Jehovah's
587
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,839
Witnesses Lord Byron left strict
588
00:36:23,079 --> 00:36:27,400
instructions that he was to receive no
589
00:36:24,839 --> 00:36:29,480
visitors nonsense I'm Dr Victor van Hing
590
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:32,480
and I'm expected and I'm Marissa orlock
591
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,079
and I'm also expected and you I'm I'm
592
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,720
Dexter Ward I'm uh I'm along for the
593
00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:39,160
comedy relief that's a matter of opinion
594
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:42,640
and what is your name my good man Stefan
595
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:46,079
sir well Stefan sir I insist you show us
596
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:50,599
inside that's what it looks like I meant
597
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:56,440
escort us in very well let it be on your
598
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:56,440
heads what be on our head enter
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00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:03,439
[Music]
600
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:11,640
goodness did you look at this place I
601
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:17,200
suppose her interior decorator is among
602
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:17,200
the living Ian anoun you to Lord
603
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:25,000
byon I never met my uncle as a as a
604
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,400
matter of fact I I didn't even know I
605
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,359
had one until I received your telegram I
606
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,520
know never met him either but I
607
00:37:29,359 --> 00:37:32,560
understand he was the black sheep of the
608
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,480
family he was supposedly expelled from
609
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,000
kindergarten for extreme brutality yeah
610
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,440
I think I went to school with him
611
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,920
according to marinus he banished Byron
612
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,760
from the castle some time ago apparently
613
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,079
they had a violent disagreement over one
614
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,359
particular book A book you don't happen
615
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:49,680
to recall the title do you my memory is
616
00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:51,800
not quite what it used to be but it was
617
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,680
either the book of olar or the latest
618
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,119
Jackie Collins Noble does anybody know
619
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,880
what happened to it I would imagine both
620
00:37:56,119 --> 00:37:59,960
volumes are somewhere still here in the
621
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,960
castle did you hear that
622
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,960
Marissa
623
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:08,090
[Music]
624
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,880
Marissa where is it's you that's not me
625
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:18,599
I'm standing here that's a painting of
626
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:20,760
me must be an ancestor of mine wonder
627
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:22,880
who she is I don't know but I doubt she
628
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,880
had trouble finding a date on a Saturday
629
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,880
night
630
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:41,960
[Music]
631
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,200
Dexter don't you know better than to put
632
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,319
your hand on someone's shoulder in a
633
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,440
spooky place like this I'm sorry I just
634
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:48,040
wanted to show you something but there
635
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,760
are any number of ways of attracting
636
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,400
one's attention damn I hate cheap sharks
637
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,680
like that come on you got to check this
638
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,330
out Mera just discovered something that
639
00:38:54,680 --> 00:39:00,510
I
640
00:38:57,330 --> 00:39:00,510
[Music]
641
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:09,640
God I dream of combinations like that
642
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:11,000
Marissa come forward dear cousin we want
643
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:14,560
to give you a
644
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:17,640
kiss Yes dear cousin come
645
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:21,119
closer I want to give you a big wet
646
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,119
gooey one
647
00:39:28,359 --> 00:39:31,160
Oro look
648
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,280
out oh my Lord I could have been killed
649
00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:39,440
a Chandelier's probably been hanging
650
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:42,520
there over a 100 years but the moment
651
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,319
one of us steps underneath it falls
652
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,560
harly remember staring at the portrait
653
00:39:44,319 --> 00:39:46,560
and
654
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:55,160
then don't look at me they're your
655
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,640
relatives I see the chandelier has
656
00:39:55,160 --> 00:40:01,600
fallen again
657
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:04,480
it always does that when we have
658
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:08,800
[Music]
659
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:12,359
guests Lord orock I am Myan
660
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,520
orock and you are welcome in my home yes
661
00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:16,920
we've uh we' met your welcoming
662
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:19,240
committee legally the point of ownership
663
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,200
has yet to be established I am Dr Victor
664
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:24,800
van heling executive of your brother's
665
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:27,640
estate then you have Marin's last will
666
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,040
test along with specific instructions
667
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:33,880
concerning his funeral arrangements and
668
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:36,640
honor sir and you are Marissa yes the
669
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,000
family resemblance is truly
670
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,680
astonishing my condolences to you at
671
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,400
this time my dear thank
672
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,800
you but I don't seem to recognize this
673
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,440
young man this is Dexter Ward Uncle
674
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:53,880
Byron he's a friend of anyone in
675
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,880
particular or just generally well
676
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:59,240
like Lord orock we were just remarking
677
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:03,280
on the amazing similarity between
678
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:06,880
Marissa and the lady in that portrait ah
679
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:09,400
yes the first Marissa orlock you are her
680
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,880
namesake my dear I was hoping to find
681
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:14,359
out more about my father Uncle Pon
682
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,920
there's not very much to tell there was
683
00:41:14,359 --> 00:41:20,839
always a great deal of animosity between
684
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:24,200
us even as a child marinus disapproved
685
00:41:20,839 --> 00:41:24,200
of my torturing small
686
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:30,520
animals come now you had long and tiring
687
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:34,520
Journey no
688
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:36,920
doubt permit me to show you to your
689
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,359
rooms did you and my father ever
690
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,240
straighten out your
691
00:41:38,359 --> 00:41:42,520
differences even toward the end we
692
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:44,960
didn't get along particularly
693
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:47,440
well his last letter to me
694
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:51,160
began dear
695
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,800
shited sorry to hear that we born into a
696
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,760
most remarkable family my
697
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,599
dear these are but a few of our
698
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,319
illustrious ancestors
699
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:04,520
this is rodri
700
00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:09,079
orlock Thief drug addict professional
701
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:09,079
assassin and part-time used
702
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,359
carel and this is lenol
703
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,040
orak
704
00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:22,880
blackmailer
705
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:24,400
harot murderous and two-time president
706
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,480
of the local
707
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:31,280
PTA she died
708
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,280
in the mad house is that
709
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,680
hereditary and surely this must be the
710
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:43,920
best of the
711
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:47,079
L HTS orlak sodomist incest pedi and
712
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,079
member of the Nixon
713
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:56,570
Administration I wax
714
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,880
nostal ston
715
00:42:56,570 --> 00:43:01,040
[Music]
716
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:03,119
yes my Lord where did he come from
717
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,359
Stefon automatically materializes
718
00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:07,760
whenever he's
719
00:43:04,359 --> 00:43:10,559
needed I've never figured out quite how
720
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:13,440
trade secret me Lord
721
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:14,359
Stefan gather their luggage and take it
722
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,440
to their
723
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:21,000
room yes
724
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:24,599
M he dematerializes the same
725
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:27,800
way totally
726
00:43:24,599 --> 00:43:29,760
perplexing come with me
727
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,880
you have a few hours to freshen up
728
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:36,079
before the service services for your
729
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:40,760
father marus orock funeral will be held
730
00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:40,760
downstairs precisely at
731
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,119
midnight and it is a commonly held
732
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,079
misconception that the undead can
733
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:53,040
transform themselves into bats pure
734
00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:54,720
nonsense true they can change into frogs
735
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:58,160
flounders arvar Pelicans baboons and
736
00:43:54,720 --> 00:44:00,400
warthogs but never bats
737
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,400
I
738
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:05,920
see say you help me I must leave this
739
00:44:04,079 --> 00:44:07,440
place you're my only hope young woman
740
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,680
what seems to be the matter it's Lord
741
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:13,559
orlock he keeps me locked in this Castle
742
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:16,520
he's taken everything away my freedom my
743
00:44:13,559 --> 00:44:18,800
vibrator my traveler's checks and I'll
744
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:21,359
bet they weren't American Express oh you
745
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:25,310
must help me you're my only hope you
746
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:37,210
must there there
747
00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:37,210
[Music]
748
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,280
if I've told you once I've told you a
749
00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:45,440
thousand
750
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:50,119
times no between meal
751
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,119
snacks I go to your room you're
752
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:59,119
grounded my apologies doctor my my
753
00:44:57,119 --> 00:45:01,400
daughter sometimes becomes overly
754
00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:03,760
agitated you see we do not get too many
755
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:07,880
visitors to the
756
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:12,520
castle difficult to imagine why Lord
757
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:12,520
orlock you have something on your
758
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:18,010
mouth ah too much ketchup on my French
759
00:45:16,599 --> 00:45:21,969
fries
760
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:21,969
[Music]
761
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:27,539
[Music]
762
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,400
Marissa how did I
763
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,079
know where Isa
764
00:45:59,839 --> 00:46:03,599
what is the meaning of this intrusion
765
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,920
I'm sorry I'm I'm looking for Marissa
766
00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:08,640
orlock does that give you the right to
767
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:10,119
burst into my room unannounced no no and
768
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,480
I apologize
769
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:15,440
for hey wait a
770
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,720
minute you're you're Boris carof aren't
771
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,520
you yes sure I just I just saw you in
772
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,240
that movie with uh with Jack Nicholson
773
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:25,040
the um the terror forgive me for
774
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:27,920
Reviving painful
775
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:31,280
memories I don't believe
776
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:35,599
nobody's seen or heard of you since
777
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:38,079
1969 for 20 years I've lived here alone
778
00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:41,839
you're kidding
779
00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:45,880
me that drive me crazy you think I'm mad
780
00:46:41,839 --> 00:46:48,520
don't you no no hey I i' I've only been
781
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:51,680
here an hour in the spook house and and
782
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:54,359
I'm already starting to go Looney
783
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:57,640
Tunes perhaps we are both
784
00:46:54,359 --> 00:46:59,200
man may may maybe
785
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,760
I I got to go
786
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,760
Bo try and get out
787
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,920
more so that's how they made all those
788
00:47:25,839 --> 00:47:29,880
movies for
789
00:47:51,680 --> 00:48:01,210
[Music]
790
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,880
hello they're
791
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:25,109
[Music]
792
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:30,559
here where no one ever said I was
793
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:33,760
handsome man what are you doing here
794
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:35,680
merely standing here ominously man does
795
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,319
that displease you I didn't hear you
796
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:41,960
come in don't you believe in announcing
797
00:48:37,319 --> 00:48:45,599
yourself very well here
798
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:48,079
Sten what do you want then oh yes Lord
799
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:51,319
Byron sent me with some good news and
800
00:48:48,079 --> 00:48:54,760
some bad news oh what's the bad news
801
00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:57,119
Master marinus is still dead but what's
802
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:01,799
the good news
803
00:48:57,119 --> 00:49:01,799
there is no good news
804
00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:08,139
[Music]
805
00:49:19,970 --> 00:49:23,180
[Music]
806
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,640
man ah
807
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:32,760
come
808
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:37,839
Melissa I would like you to meet my
809
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:37,839
family these are my adopted daughters
810
00:49:38,319 --> 00:49:42,640
Patty
811
00:49:40,359 --> 00:49:44,680
Maxine and
812
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Le we've
813
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:51,000
met and now for a final tribute to
814
00:49:47,799 --> 00:49:52,839
marinus Stefan will play his favorite
815
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,780
musical
816
00:49:52,839 --> 00:50:00,650
recording get it
817
00:49:55,780 --> 00:50:01,370
[Music]
818
00:50:00,650 --> 00:50:04,670
[Applause]
819
00:50:01,370 --> 00:50:08,100
[Music]
820
00:50:04,670 --> 00:50:12,900
[Applause]
821
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:13,640
[Music]
822
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,770
[Applause]
823
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:20,530
[Music]
824
00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:23,669
[Applause]
825
00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:23,669
[Music]
826
00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:29,140
w
827
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:38,600
[Music]
828
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:38,600
[Applause]
829
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:45,559
it's an old family
830
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,880
custom now if the doctor and your young
831
00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:50,880
friend would assist Stefan and I we'll
832
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:54,960
take the coffin below
833
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:58,400
below yes all the orlocks are interred
834
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:00,640
in the family crypt neath the castle
835
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,640
where
836
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,200
else I don't like
837
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:23,520
this what's this a rubber band we keep
838
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:28,200
them down here for
839
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:31,480
atmosphere pull it up eag
840
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:34,720
hey hey what's that noise rubber rats no
841
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:37,799
doubt no it's it's coming from aide the
842
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:40,359
carpet muscular contractions not
843
00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:42,240
uncommon after death muscular
844
00:51:40,359 --> 00:51:45,040
contractions this guy's doing the chain
845
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:47,160
fond workout in here allow me to assure
846
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:50,240
you marinus
847
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,760
orlock is dead you've assured me and I
848
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:55,079
want to try convincing him as I was
849
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:57,440
saying marus has taken his place with
850
00:51:55,079 --> 00:52:02,079
the rest of our family
851
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:03,559
and now I await my turn who share their
852
00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:06,960
endless
853
00:52:03,559 --> 00:52:08,400
nights of Eternal Darkness see it's a
854
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,599
little like looking forward to Christmas
855
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,599
isn't
856
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:17,000
it now in accordance with your father's
857
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:18,960
last wish we shall view the will view
858
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,280
apparently marinus videotaped his last
859
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:25,559
will in Testament I suppose you might
860
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,559
call it the Late Show
861
00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:30,609
[Music]
862
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:38,440
you know call me frivolous but you ever
863
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,760
wonder what a nice proviant tile would
864
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:43,079
look like in
865
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:43,079
here maybe
866
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:57,960
not Hello I marinus or lock being of
867
00:52:55,040 --> 00:53:01,240
sound mind and in full possession of my
868
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:04,920
mental faculties here with declare my
869
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:09,119
last will and testament but let this not
870
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:11,230
be a somber occasion come on kitties
871
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:12,960
let's have some
872
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:16,839
[Music]
873
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:21,200
fun two will compete for a fortune in
874
00:53:16,839 --> 00:53:23,640
cash and prizes on the newly Dead game
875
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:27,680
and now here's your host for the newly
876
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:29,440
Dead game the late but irrepressible Mar
877
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:35,440
hey Marin come on
878
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:38,000
[Applause]
879
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:41,440
down thank you thank you thank you thank
880
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:45,359
you thank you thank you thank you
881
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:47,960
friends and a but first let us meet our
882
00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:50,079
two contestants that's right marinus
883
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:52,559
she's a singer musician and composer
884
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:55,079
living in Los Angeles California let's
885
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:57,599
hear it for Marissa
886
00:53:55,079 --> 00:53:59,520
arock contest tant number two currently
887
00:53:57,599 --> 00:54:01,680
resides in
888
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,440
Transylvania his hobbies include stamp
889
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:06,780
collecting leathercraft and necrofilia
890
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:09,760
ladies and gentlemen Byron
891
00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:13,240
[Music]
892
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:16,000
orlock now I know that Marissa and Byron
893
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:18,920
are both in our viewing audience tonight
894
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:22,680
so let's take a look at their wonderful
895
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:24,599
prizes it's a castle yes it's castle
896
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,640
orlock one of the most dreaded places on
897
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:28,880
Earth this stately matter comes complete
898
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,079
with antique furnishings and an ancient
899
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,880
family curse but wait that's not all
900
00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:35,760
you'll also receive this Swiss bank
901
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:39,480
account total retail value up this
902
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:43,160
wonderful priz $7.5
903
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:46,280
million and now it's time for you right
904
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:49,000
here in our studio audience to pick the
905
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:52,640
winner with your applause ladies and
906
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:55,920
gentlemen who will receive this fabulous
907
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:58,319
estate is it to be contestant number one
908
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,319
Maris
909
00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:03,920
all V contestant number
910
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:14,280
two and the winner is Marissa
911
00:55:10,119 --> 00:55:18,839
ol but no one walks to a loser Johnny
912
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:20,880
tell Byron about his consolation prize
913
00:55:18,839 --> 00:55:23,240
it's a matching set of Transylvanian
914
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,200
tourist luggage yes Byron you'll
915
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:27,720
probably have to leave the castle now so
916
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,280
here are the bags send you on your way
917
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:33,359
and everyone will receive a copy of our
918
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:36,599
home game for playing with family and
919
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:40,319
friends that's the newly Dead game from
920
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:41,440
Parker Bradley Inc and now on to our
921
00:55:40,319 --> 00:55:44,240
bonus
922
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:48,920
round hidden somewhere in the castle
923
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:52,440
some lucky viewer may find the book of
924
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:57,319
Ulta is that a book now let's take a
925
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:59,599
look at our bonus prize clue
926
00:55:57,319 --> 00:56:03,039
if anyone in our viewing audience can
927
00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:05,599
solve the mystery clue the book of Ula
928
00:56:03,039 --> 00:56:05,599
could be
929
00:56:05,799 --> 00:56:10,500
yours and that's all our time tonight on
930
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,559
the newly dead
931
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,610
[Music]
932
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:15,520
day for now this is your
933
00:56:13,610 --> 00:56:21,200
[Applause]
934
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:21,200
host good night and goodbye k
935
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:35,160
oh Uncle Baron I can tell you're
936
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:37,599
upset congratulations my
937
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,680
dear I know you'll be quite happy at
938
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:43,839
Castle
939
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,839
orlock as long as you
940
00:56:47,119 --> 00:56:52,039
live I will have that
941
00:56:54,970 --> 00:57:00,210
[Music]
942
00:57:00,599 --> 00:57:04,200
you didn't take that very well did he oh
943
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,839
hell I don't even want this place Uncle
944
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,640
Byron can have it I think he was a
945
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:10,119
little more concerned about the book of
946
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,760
author then I'd say it's imperative you
947
00:57:10,119 --> 00:57:14,720
get your hands on that book before he
948
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:17,000
does all right I only have three little
949
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:19,079
problems pal one I don't know where it
950
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,839
is two I don't know where to look and
951
00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:24,720
three I have no idea what that clue
952
00:57:20,839 --> 00:57:29,960
meant then perhaps we should ask someone
953
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,960
who does marinus orlock
954
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,820
[Music]
955
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:49,000
himself spirit world is troubled tonight
956
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,839
this Seance could be dangerous do you
957
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:55,119
think we'll be able to reach my father
958
00:57:50,839 --> 00:57:57,839
perhaps can't you feel it death is
959
00:57:55,119 --> 00:58:02,200
nearby do we have to do this now I think
960
00:57:57,839 --> 00:58:05,880
the night rates are lower everyone join
961
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,880
hands with each
962
00:58:06,599 --> 00:58:12,599
other now everyone
963
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:16,799
concentrate oh spirit world we reach out
964
00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:20,520
for you do you wish to receive us if so
965
00:58:16,799 --> 00:58:20,520
give us some sort of
966
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:29,200
sign I think that's a
967
00:58:24,319 --> 00:58:31,520
no maybe but we must press on oh spirit
968
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:36,440
world we seek audience with marinus
969
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:36,440
orlock send us a guide that we may find
970
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,720
him what's he doing he's
971
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:48,160
channeling wait a minute wrong
972
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:50,640
Channel this is ridiculous this is
973
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,640
absolutely
974
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:58,920
a doctor who we reached well a Hugh
975
00:58:56,559 --> 00:59:02,200
ma'am are you our guide to the spirit
976
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,400
world uh-huh that's right sir just a
977
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,520
couple of things I want to get out right
978
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,559
up front speak Spirit well first of all
979
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,160
just found out all my money is still
980
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:11,280
good up here so have RCA send all my
981
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,720
back royalties to me and second tell
982
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,480
them gum suckers that they inquire that
983
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,280
I really am dead there go through
984
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:20,280
circulation wait a minute wait a minute
985
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:23,640
I I feel with the spirit it's a little
986
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:27,079
stronger than the rest I'm feeding away
987
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:30,400
I'm feeding away I can feel myself
988
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:33,490
I don't forget to keep buying my Al and
989
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:36,359
now the
990
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:39,760
[Music]
991
00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:42,920
end ladies and gentlemen Elvis has left
992
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,920
the body
993
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,409
[Music]
994
01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:05,920
Marissa Marissa are you okay keep
995
01:00:03,079 --> 01:00:09,480
away merca what's wrong your mother's so
996
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:10,640
sucks and H My Mother Does what she's
997
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,160
obviously
998
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,160
possessed you're right doc I haven't
999
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,799
seen anything like this since they
1000
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,799
canceled Star Search
1001
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,440
well that does it for this
1002
01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:44,940
jacket cream the
1003
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:46,319
mint that are you all right never felt
1004
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:52,319
[Music]
1005
01:00:46,319 --> 01:00:56,359
better Marissa Marissa are you okay I am
1006
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:58,520
the lady Marissa her ancestor what do
1007
01:00:56,359 --> 01:01:02,000
you want with Marissa Byron orlock must
1008
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:04,559
not gain possession of that book I alone
1009
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:08,079
have the power to challenge him this
1010
01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:10,520
body Shall Serve as my dwelling uh I
1011
01:01:08,079 --> 01:01:14,720
think it's already occupied
1012
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:18,559
B you know not what Horrors you face the
1013
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:21,319
evil one Waits beyond beyond where the
1014
01:01:18,559 --> 01:01:21,319
evil one
1015
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:28,000
Waits quickly we must perform mergency
1016
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,880
exorcism fortunately I took that to my
1017
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,280
first aid class oh and I wasted time on
1018
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:35,640
mouth to mouth resusitation hold it
1019
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:38,000
tightly lad evil spirit I cast you out
1020
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:41,240
be gone depart withdraw take off get
1021
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:45,880
lost get the L out hit the road Jack
1022
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:47,400
I'm Marissa what happened oh not much we
1023
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,799
just met another family member that's
1024
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:51,920
all I don't understand come Dex she
1025
01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:55,440
needs rest we could all use a little
1026
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:57,079
sleep sleep in this place it's all the
1027
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,640
same to you Jack I I think I'll stay
1028
01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:00,960
here and uh watch watch the rest of
1029
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:03,240
Carson ah it's getting a little weird
1030
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,240
little
1031
01:02:07,279 --> 01:02:13,240
strange what's going on up at that
1032
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:16,599
cursed Castle tell me that no one knows
1033
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:20,640
no one wants to know I want to know
1034
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:23,160
gentlemen gentlemen byon orar is in that
1035
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:26,520
castle and he's brought death and
1036
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:30,440
destruction with him now all I can stand
1037
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:33,279
but death and destruction have got to
1038
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:35,920
go God knows what Unholy rights he's
1039
01:02:33,279 --> 01:02:37,279
performing there meanwhile we sit here
1040
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:40,039
like
1041
01:02:37,279 --> 01:02:43,079
sheep all this evil must
1042
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:46,160
end what do we do about it let him go on
1043
01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:48,440
with his black magic or send him back to
1044
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,520
the hell he came
1045
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,760
from put that to a vote oh why bother
1046
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:55,319
they're all in this together those
1047
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:56,559
Americans and that bad hene fellow I see
1048
01:02:55,319 --> 01:02:59,880
we go up
1049
01:02:56,559 --> 01:03:02,839
destroy by an orock burn down the castle
1050
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:05,599
and kill everyone
1051
01:03:02,839 --> 01:03:07,480
inside wait a minute I'd rather go up
1052
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:10,000
there destroy Byron orlock but leave the
1053
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:12,359
castle intact no no no let's burn the
1054
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,640
castle kill everyone inside but let
1055
01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:17,920
Byron orar be all right all right all
1056
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:20,720
right who's for destroying Byron
1057
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:22,520
orar right your group one go in the back
1058
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,440
there now who would like to burn down
1059
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:28,039
the
1060
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:31,400
cin you two over here and finally who
1061
01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:35,720
would just like to kill everyone
1062
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:38,000
inside yes yes you for stay right there
1063
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:40,839
what about you H I'm still considering
1064
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:43,720
all my options come with us hand think
1065
01:03:40,839 --> 01:03:47,359
of the fun we have Burning Down The
1066
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:50,000
Castle no come with us we're going to
1067
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:51,319
have more fun killing everyone inside I
1068
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,279
just don't
1069
01:03:51,319 --> 01:03:58,480
know never mind you make up your mind
1070
01:03:54,279 --> 01:04:02,440
when you get there all right take
1071
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:06,480
tortures weapons anything you can carry
1072
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:12,300
come on guys let's get a real lynchb
1073
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:15,499
mentality going here are you with mey
1074
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:15,499
[Applause]
1075
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:28,839
[Music]
1076
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,839
wait
1077
01:04:33,319 --> 01:04:39,720
up they're all in their rooms or in
1078
01:04:36,559 --> 01:04:42,160
their coffins listen Marissa I have to
1079
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:44,400
find that book even I mean searching
1080
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,599
this entire Castle from top to bottom so
1081
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,720
you stay here oh no you're not leaving
1082
01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:50,359
me behind I'm here with three homicidal
1083
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,799
cousins one lumbering Butler and an
1084
01:04:50,359 --> 01:04:53,799
uncle who turns off the television with
1085
01:04:51,799 --> 01:04:55,920
a bazooka launcher yeah we you meet my
1086
01:04:53,799 --> 01:04:57,599
relatives you ever consider the and
1087
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:59,640
really trying to scare you yes and
1088
01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:02,680
they're doing a fine job from now on we
1089
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:05,799
stick together and after this is over we
1090
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:07,960
stay together then is that a proposal I
1091
01:05:05,799 --> 01:05:10,520
think for more a proposition you want to
1092
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,520
hear something funny what I could really
1093
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,039
go for a guy like you you want to hear
1094
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:21,319
something funnier what I could really go
1095
01:05:15,039 --> 01:05:21,319
for you you're right that is funnier on
1096
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:36,250
[Music]
1097
01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:36,250
[Applause]
1098
01:05:37,130 --> 01:05:40,219
[Music]
1099
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:54,039
trick or treat creature of evil be G
1100
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:56,559
what are you some kind of religious nut
1101
01:05:54,039 --> 01:05:58,760
stand back L I can cast your soul into
1102
01:05:56,559 --> 01:06:01,760
Eternal pedition you're taking this
1103
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,760
whole thing far too seriously crucifix
1104
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,720
it it doesn't repel
1105
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,240
you not
1106
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:11,720
particularly besides this whole thing is
1107
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:14,520
only a dream sequence dream sequence
1108
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:16,000
take my word for it it's only a dream
1109
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,160
you shouldn't have had those anchovies
1110
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:21,880
at dinner well then I guess I'm in no
1111
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:24,000
immediate Peril not exactly you see
1112
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:26,119
whatever happens in a dream could also
1113
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,119
be happening in real life
1114
01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:30,760
I
1115
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:35,119
see well in that case you're right
1116
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:35,119
you're up to your neck in trouble
1117
01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:59,300
[Music]
1118
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:18,559
one could acquire a taste for this
1119
01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:21,240
[Music]
1120
01:07:18,559 --> 01:07:23,680
stuff is it just me or things getting
1121
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:25,880
weird no it's just
1122
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:29,039
you here you hang on these I'll trip
1123
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:30,880
over the furniture for a while okay hey
1124
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:33,760
what's behind this door I think I'd
1125
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,760
rather have what's behind the
1126
01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:39,440
curtain oh my goodness it looks just
1127
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:44,680
like yeah
1128
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:47,920
3D wow this is wild look DX put on your
1129
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:50,119
3D glasses now did you bring them I
1130
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:52,160
thought you had them I don't have them
1131
01:07:50,119 --> 01:07:54,960
damn too bad this this could have been a
1132
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:59,920
great sequence kind of nutty family did
1133
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:59,920
I get my born into oh relax will
1134
01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:12,599
[Music]
1135
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:12,599
you a flippy to see your faints
1136
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:21,159
first you've played a good game
1137
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:24,159
boy but now your time has come Marissa
1138
01:08:21,159 --> 01:08:24,159
duck
1139
01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:32,880
[Applause]
1140
01:08:30,279 --> 01:08:34,279
a swing of the Miss on Dex Ward I'll
1141
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,640
tell you it's a great night for a
1142
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:39,159
baseball game I'm Stan and we're here at
1143
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:42,120
the castle orlock now Dexter is having a
1144
01:08:39,159 --> 01:08:43,839
great year he's hitting 498 I'll tell
1145
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:47,520
you that's a big batting average four
1146
01:08:43,839 --> 01:08:48,640
home runs something like 49 RB and 16
1147
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:52,600
stolen
1148
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:55,600
bases all right here's the wind up and
1149
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:57,799
the pitch there's a deep drive going got
1150
01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:00,600
the right field leeski going back he's
1151
01:08:57,799 --> 01:09:01,630
at the track he's at the wall my gosh
1152
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:06,399
it's out of
1153
01:09:01,630 --> 01:09:06,399
[Applause]
1154
01:09:14,799 --> 01:09:23,759
here for man we must not fer in our
1155
01:09:20,759 --> 01:09:23,759
purpose
1156
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:35,520
what is it see the some sort of
1157
01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:37,400
Supernatural sphere or the dest
1158
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:39,759
Christmas ornament I've ever seen oh
1159
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:42,880
what will we do now H is down I'm down
1160
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:44,359
he's out well let's get H up and full
1161
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:46,560
sure but I can still help oh let's get
1162
01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:49,990
the wheel L up on his feet help me with
1163
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:51,400
his hands hands hands his
1164
01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:54,440
[Music]
1165
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:57,600
hands there no there no are you all
1166
01:09:54,440 --> 01:10:00,520
right am I who am I what film is this
1167
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:04,880
off he's coming too oh yes I remember
1168
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,880
you hands half if you say
1169
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:10,159
so you know maybe we should just call
1170
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:12,480
and I been through enough already it's
1171
01:10:10,159 --> 01:10:14,719
keeping me going is well n energy hang
1172
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,400
on something we've looked upstairs we've
1173
01:10:14,719 --> 01:10:17,880
looked downstairs we've looked
1174
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,320
everywhere
1175
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:25,800
except wait a minute that's it that's
1176
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:25,800
got to be it come on
1177
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,840
what's it what's got to be it oh look
1178
01:10:27,679 --> 01:10:31,280
look she's been pointing the way the
1179
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:33,719
whole time I don't see anything yeah
1180
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,719
sure
1181
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:38,800
look Doorway to the Crypt come
1182
01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:55,840
[Music]
1183
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:57,520
on sure F us before
1184
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,520
it's got to be here
1185
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,520
Marissa
1186
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:06,560
Marissa women
1187
01:11:10,610 --> 01:11:17,289
[Music]
1188
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:32,859
[Music]
1189
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,840
[Music]
1190
01:11:39,159 --> 01:11:42,639
he did take it with
1191
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:46,159
him
1192
01:11:42,639 --> 01:11:46,159
but where'd he
1193
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:57,239
go daddy will be so proud
1194
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,239
good laugh be worth a lot of money right
1195
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:21,600
now ah young man from the first moment I
1196
01:12:19,239 --> 01:12:23,960
did not recognize you I knew you would
1197
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:26,679
lead us to this book how can I ever
1198
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:29,400
repay you you currency large Mark bills
1199
01:12:26,679 --> 01:12:33,520
thank you no I'm afraid you'll never
1200
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:35,760
have the opportunity to spend it that's
1201
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,679
reassuring why is that book so important
1202
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,080
to you
1203
01:12:36,679 --> 01:12:45,480
anyway I've been seeking this volume for
1204
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:45,480
nearly 50 years but now
1205
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:52,679
finally it's mine and what do you intend
1206
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:56,360
to do with it h contained within this
1207
01:12:52,679 --> 01:13:00,159
volume are the Mystic incantation
1208
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:03,400
which can summon forth the evil one once
1209
01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:05,280
again the forces of Darkness shall rain
1210
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:07,639
complete and
1211
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:12,320
utter
1212
01:13:07,639 --> 01:13:14,960
chaos why would you want to do that
1213
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:17,440
because I'm evil haven't you figured
1214
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,440
that out
1215
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:28,400
yet van Hing you've got to stop him
1216
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:30,080
there are several distinct advantages to
1217
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:32,560
being a vampire Dear
1218
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:37,080
[Music]
1219
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:38,600
Boy Oh ancient evil one hear these
1220
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:42,280
Mystic
1221
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,280
incantations and come
1222
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:47,080
forth hus
1223
01:13:44,719 --> 01:13:51,650
pus shy
1224
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:52,880
doy you run R
1225
01:13:51,650 --> 01:13:57,880
[Music]
1226
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:57,880
Pap you want it did
1227
01:13:59,290 --> 01:14:02,720
[Music]
1228
01:14:05,239 --> 01:14:12,320
in I don't mind dying but I hate the
1229
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,320
preliminaries fire
1230
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:17,289
[Music]
1231
01:14:18,639 --> 01:14:26,960
arlock ah lady Marissa you come back and
1232
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:30,280
in time for my greatest Triumph I came
1233
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:33,159
back to stop you Byron you started as a
1234
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:37,440
Wicked Child grew to a malevolent young
1235
01:14:33,159 --> 01:14:39,960
man and now you're a vicious vile
1236
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:42,400
adult but you can't blame a guy for
1237
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:45,400
trying I should have never sent you to
1238
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:48,320
that Progressive school but now it's
1239
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:51,400
finally time to take things in hand and
1240
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:53,320
I have a few scores to settle with you
1241
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:55,440
dearle Ben Hing what are you doing
1242
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:57,320
you're supposed to be one of them just
1243
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:59,880
because you're a vampire that doesn't
1244
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:03,760
make you a bad person I have absolute
1245
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:07,120
power over the evil one at last all
1246
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:10,320
mankind shall gravel at my feet and even
1247
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:15,000
you lady Marissa will
1248
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:19,679
bow and beg my Mercy you know Byron
1249
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:22,040
you're really starting to piss me off
1250
01:15:19,679 --> 01:15:25,120
oh well ad
1251
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:27,520
then even
1252
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,520
to the
1253
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:38,199
death hey
1254
01:15:42,199 --> 01:15:45,520
orlock oh
1255
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:55,199
boy don't you know the devil always wins
1256
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:05,100
[Music]
1257
01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:21,199
[Music]
1258
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:24,199
you fool you fools I'll be back in part
1259
01:16:21,199 --> 01:16:24,199
two
1260
01:16:33,199 --> 01:16:39,040
Dexter what's going on here Mera I was
1261
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,040
hoping you could tell
1262
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:46,760
me oh that sound it's horrible yeah it's
1263
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:50,760
even worse than my
1264
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,760
song look
1265
01:16:55,440 --> 01:17:00,840
what is
1266
01:16:57,690 --> 01:17:04,800
[Music]
1267
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:07,440
it my God it's the evil one come forth
1268
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,440
to conquer the
1269
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:15,760
world bhing what are we going to do
1270
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:17,480
don't ask me dear fellow vampires I know
1271
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:20,480
but this Lovecraft stuff is out of my
1272
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:20,480
league
1273
01:17:27,850 --> 01:17:33,520
[Music]
1274
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:36,280
Marissa Marissa she's being possessed
1275
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:39,600
again yes she's being
1276
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:42,400
repossessed sorry folks to save
1277
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:46,280
yourselves You Must Destroy the book of
1278
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:49,600
Oar you're kidding destroy it for this
1279
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:52,580
body will never put out for you you got
1280
01:17:49,600 --> 01:18:07,429
it lady
1281
01:17:52,580 --> 01:18:07,429
[Music]
1282
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:25,280
Dexter Dexter my good fellow are you all
1283
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:27,080
right
1284
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:28,840
I think so I sure could have used a
1285
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:30,719
stunt double though for a moment we
1286
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:32,080
thought you weren't going to make it you
1287
01:18:30,719 --> 01:18:33,920
better get him back to the castle I'll
1288
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:37,120
take care of things here hey wait a
1289
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:39,239
minute doc you're a vampire now what are
1290
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:42,639
you going to do oh they're not a bad
1291
01:18:39,239 --> 01:18:44,000
sort really mostly misunderstood besides
1292
01:18:42,639 --> 01:18:47,040
I always wanted to see how the other
1293
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:49,639
half lived if that's the right word well
1294
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,639
you two run
1295
01:18:52,639 --> 01:18:56,840
along h
1296
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,360
maybe we could turn this place into a
1297
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,360
trailer
1298
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:08,440
park what do you think you think this is
1299
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:10,639
a good look for me oh do you ever stop
1300
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:12,760
oh come on Miss mariss tomorrow's going
1301
01:19:10,639 --> 01:19:14,360
to be great hey things will look a lot
1302
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,760
differently in the morning it's never
1303
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,440
morning around here it's just one
1304
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,440
Endless
1305
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:24,159
Night what's that I don't believe this
1306
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:27,400
it's the same everywhere you must want
1307
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:30,719
lousy pay they shut the power
1308
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,719
off oh
1309
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:34,880
dear
1310
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:37,360
daddy my
1311
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:41,199
ction
1312
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:44,719
sh and you weren't dead after her no my
1313
01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:47,320
dear I suffer from catalytic spells
1314
01:19:44,719 --> 01:19:49,520
which give the appearance of death why
1315
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:53,040
did you leave home without any word a
1316
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:56,320
family Legacy it is the responsibility
1317
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:59,000
of the eldest child to guard the
1318
01:19:56,320 --> 01:20:01,280
dimensional Gateway on our land hey come
1319
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,320
on now all's well it ends well huh I
1320
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:06,120
mean the book's gone and so's old bald
1321
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:08,560
bearing head over there good ridds to
1322
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:11,320
bad rubbish daddy a lot of strange
1323
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:15,080
things happen around here well you get
1324
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:17,920
used to it it is your responsibility now
1325
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:21,400
as the eldest child you are obliged to
1326
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:23,320
stay here and prevent access of the evil
1327
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:26,560
one as for
1328
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:29,639
me I'm want to go trout fishing in
1329
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:31,400
Canada Daddy I have a career I've got a
1330
01:20:29,639 --> 01:20:34,760
record album and a video do out by the
1331
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,760
end of the year
1332
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:42,560
hey I got an idea why don't we put on a
1333
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:44,040
show right here sweetie what's this guy
1334
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:45,600
you don't want to know I don't want to
1335
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:52,159
know I don't want to
1336
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:55,040
[Music]
1337
01:20:52,159 --> 01:21:00,520
know action
1338
01:20:55,040 --> 01:21:00,520
voice it was a dream many
1339
01:21:01,719 --> 01:21:08,440
faces Screaming in the Night how can I
1340
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:21,840
know
1341
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:24,600
[Music]
1342
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:27,280
right tell me is it true none of us cast
1343
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:29,730
Reflections and mirrors yes it makes it
1344
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:35,770
a real [ __ ] putting on makeup every
1345
01:21:29,730 --> 01:21:35,770
[Music]
1346
01:21:38,719 --> 01:21:43,719
night what's that for I wanted the movie
1347
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:47,620
to end with a
1348
01:21:43,719 --> 01:21:50,679
bang I think it's going
1349
01:21:47,620 --> 01:21:54,760
[Music]
1350
01:21:50,679 --> 01:21:59,760
to the left up
1351
01:21:54,760 --> 01:22:03,840
upside down you know it's not right so
1352
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:06,600
crazy con I'm hanging by my
1353
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:09,380
heart
1354
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:16,679
to in mdle
1355
01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:16,679
[Music]
1356
01:22:17,719 --> 01:22:24,280
love maybe you
1357
01:22:20,719 --> 01:22:26,880
know in the middle of love
1358
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:29,679
[Music]
1359
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:33,080
how manytimes did I
1360
01:22:29,679 --> 01:22:36,450
cry up you no what
1361
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:38,440
I to what I want
1362
01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:42,390
[Music]
1363
01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:55,800
to my
1364
01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:55,800
[Music]
1365
01:22:56,239 --> 01:23:00,360
I told you we should have asked for
1366
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:02,400
instructions at that last Arco station
1367
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:05,520
never mind where are we somewhere
1368
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:07,840
between Omaha and Minsk and where is the
1369
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:09,719
castle Ora according to this map we
1370
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:13,639
should be in the living room right now
1371
01:23:09,719 --> 01:23:17,480
something is wrong here no wonder this
1372
01:23:13,639 --> 01:23:22,080
is a map of the Dominican
1373
01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:25,320
Republic man I say we give up forget
1374
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:27,960
everything and go home
1375
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:31,320
or wait a minute I say we give up forget
1376
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:34,120
everything but not go home no no we
1377
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:36,719
should forget everything go home but
1378
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:39,719
never give up I'll make it compromise
1379
01:23:36,719 --> 01:23:44,280
we'll give up go home but remember
1380
01:23:39,719 --> 01:23:44,280
everything can we put that to a
1381
01:23:44,970 --> 01:24:00,130
[Music]
1382
01:23:57,070 --> 01:24:00,130
[Applause]
1383
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:21,440
[Music]
1384
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:21,440
oh
1385
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:37,329
oh
1386
01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:37,329
[Music]
1387
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:48,329
[Music]
1388
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,840
oh
1389
01:25:00,170 --> 01:26:19,029
[Music]
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