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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:03,794 Dispatch. Go ahead. 3 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:05,379 Sergeant Suzie Boudrias speaking. 4 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,548 Fight in progress in the arena cafeteria. 5 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,592 It's out of control, I need backup. 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 7 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,885 How many assailants? 8 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,512 It's Melissa and Antoine Drouin. 9 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,223 Witnesses say it's all 'cause of the Napoleons. 10 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,517 - The hockey players? - Yup. 11 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:21,354 Antoine cancelled all women's ice time 12 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,813 to make space for the semi-pro team. 13 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,398 His sister Melissa lost her shit. 14 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,025 All right, backup's on the way. 15 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,777 And careful, I heard she's a biter. 16 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,529 Hey! HEY! POLICE! 17 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,322 FIGURE SKATING 18 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,115 WOMEN'S HOCKEY 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,701 WOMEN'S CURLING 20 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,964 SKANK 21 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:34,887 THE FURIES 22 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,542 Sorry. 23 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,170 Are you here for community service? 24 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,297 Yes, yes. 25 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,382 In the basement. 26 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,856 Don't mind me. 27 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,400 Sorry. 28 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,161 All right... 29 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:54,216 Florian Lefèvre, social worker, anger management specialist? 30 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,430 All right, so... Oh dear! 31 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,224 "Brawl at the arena." 32 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,104 And... really? "Assault on a police officer." 33 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,359 Well, you're lucky your brother didn't press charges. 34 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,485 Half-brother. 35 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,611 Yeah, sure. 36 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,448 It's a local rehab program for women with anger issues, 37 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,869 sponsored by Waterloo's Ladies' Knitting Circle. 38 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,249 Do I look Amish, Florian? 39 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,751 I don't make assumptions. 40 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,098 Hello, ladies! 41 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,184 Hello! 42 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,020 Come on in! 43 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,565 Hi. 44 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,150 Hi. 45 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,361 Young Léa here is about to complete the program 46 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,239 and I'm told it went great. 47 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,158 Super great! 48 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,117 - Great. - Well done, Léa! 49 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,620 Janine, this is the offender: 50 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,455 Mélissa Drouin. 51 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,625 I'll be monitoring your attendance, miss. 52 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,002 I'm Denise. 53 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,837 You'll see, we have a jolly good time here! 54 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,924 We'll find you something you'll enjoy. 55 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,258 There's so much to do here! 56 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,844 We have knitting, sewing, 57 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,263 macramé, cooking... 58 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,848 We even have a loom! 59 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,184 Of course, if you don't complete your hours, 60 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,727 you'll end up in front of a judge. 61 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,395 And we don't want that to happen, huh? 62 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,272 No, we wouldn't... 63 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,232 Nope! 64 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:37,818 You'll see, manual labour will help you channel your anger, 65 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:38,820 safely. 66 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,365 Florian, come on. 67 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:46,118 I run a construction business. 68 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,287 - Wow. - You see? 69 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,957 I do manual labour every day. What helps me... 70 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,543 channel my anger 71 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,377 is sports. 72 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:55,670 And I can't do sports anymore, 73 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,548 because of my dumbass half-brother, so... 74 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,341 Do you have a program for that? 75 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:04,178 Your public displays of anger and violence end now! 76 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,264 HEY! 77 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,182 That pisses me off! 78 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,934 This is Yvette. 79 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:10,852 She's new, like you. 80 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:13,104 Yeah, but I'm not violent. 81 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,273 I'm just old! 82 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,985 I think you look good for your age, Mrs. Yvette! 83 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,113 We'll take it from here. Thank you, Florian. 84 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,281 Thank you so much. 85 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:26,158 Don't have too much fun, this is still community service! 86 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,244 I wouldn't worry. 87 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,289 We can use the help. 88 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:34,834 As it happens, we are planning our next fundraiser. 89 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,714 Miss, everything we do here is to help the community. 90 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,592 It's very rewarding. 91 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,263 Come on, dammit... 92 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,186 Not a natural, huh? 93 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,104 Don't get me started, Mrs. Yvette. 94 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,315 I'll tell you one thing, 95 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,692 knitting isn't gonna calm me down. 96 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,902 I can confirm. 97 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:04,573 I've been here two months and I'm still angry. 98 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,242 How'd you end up here? 99 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,841 She lost her front teeth. 100 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,634 Seriously? 101 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:25,843 Who headbutts? 102 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,221 She called me an "immigrant dyke." 103 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,848 In my day, we said "butch." 104 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,146 We made you maple fudge and coffee. 105 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,613 The organ is such a sensual instrument... 106 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:47,865 Smile, everyone! 107 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,409 For our social media. 108 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,371 Smile, ladies! 109 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,415 Say cheese! 110 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,252 And one more for Baby Jesus! 111 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,671 Thank you so much. 112 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,255 Hey! 113 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,257 - Mom! - Mom! 114 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,843 Oh, yes! Yes! 115 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,220 - So? - A nightmare. 116 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,931 I'm in for the longest two months of my life. 117 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,435 Knitting has always been my dream. 118 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,020 Knitting has always been your dream? 119 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,357 Yeah! I like wool, and precision stuff is good for my head. 120 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,569 Precision stuff now... 121 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,405 Do you seriously think you could knit? 122 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,324 You have the attention span of a gnat, sweetie. 123 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,252 Son of a bitch! 124 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,422 SKANK 125 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:55,934 What now? 126 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:23,336 Come on over, we have Napoleons T-shirts for you to win! 127 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:27,006 Waterloo finally has a real hockey team, semi-pro, 128 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,717 no more amateurs! 129 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,094 Whoa, a marching band! 130 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,804 The Napoleons really are huge stars. 131 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,764 You've got to be kidding me. 132 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,352 What next, marble statues of the players? 133 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,818 Come on, you hunk of junk. 134 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:51,322 The arena is at your service, Eric. 135 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,908 I've cleared the schedule for you. 136 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,034 Perfect. 137 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,161 This will be the Napoleons wall. 138 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,622 We'll put up pictures of the players. 139 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,206 Yeah. 140 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,251 But this is the local champions wall. 141 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,128 Nothing but faded pictures. 142 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,799 So outdated... Roxanne hasn't skated in 10 years. 143 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,342 Well, they're nice memories. 144 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,177 It looks awful! 145 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,973 All right, Boss. I'll take these down. Oh... 146 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,140 Wanna take it home to your wife? 147 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,351 Nope. Garbage. 148 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,897 Oh, Éric, I was wondering about... 149 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:30,152 about my position in the Napoleons organization. 150 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,613 - We haven't talked about it. - Your position, right! 151 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,656 We're on it. 152 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,366 We're thinking about it. 153 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,784 We'll get back to you. Later. 154 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,953 Mélissa, you're not working on my house? 155 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,622 - It's Saturday. - Right. 156 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:43,834 Well, bye now. 157 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,543 Bye, Boss! 158 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,129 Well, well. 159 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,923 So that's how it is. 160 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:54,468 You sold everyone out for a job in the semi-pro organization? 161 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,013 I didn't sell anyone out, OK? 162 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,972 I run this arena, 163 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:01,475 and amateur sports don't draw crowds. 164 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,393 It's just math. 165 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:05,022 And was vandalizing my car just math, Einstein? 166 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,231 Don't know what you're talking about... 167 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,066 skank. 168 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,028 Funny how just the women's teams 169 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,197 got kicked out of the arena by the Napoleons. 170 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:17,158 That's normal too! Women's leagues aren't as popular. 171 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:20,203 How can we get popular when we've been on our own for years? 172 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,954 We get zero funding from the city! 173 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,540 - Ow, dammit... - My God... 174 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,167 Twizzlers, boys? 175 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:27,836 Me too! 176 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:32,590 So are you gonna get your sister another job? 177 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:33,508 Half-sister. 178 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,844 You know coaching five-year-olds in figure skating 179 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,013 is all she can do since her accident. 180 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,308 - It's not a big deal. - Yes, it is! 181 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,310 All this. 182 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,062 You're doing it all to piss me off! 183 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,814 Mom! Don't talk with your mouth full. 184 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,483 Yeah, don't talk with your mouth full. 185 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,610 What are you gonna do? 186 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,529 Break my other arm? 187 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:55,697 Antoine. 188 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,908 Dad left the family business to me. 189 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,993 You'll have to get over it. 190 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,037 I was his son! 191 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,121 I should have been the boss! 192 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:07,250 You don't even have a construction license, dumbass! 193 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,251 Hey! Hey! 194 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:09,919 You can't touch me! 195 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,755 I have a sling because of you! 196 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,925 I could call your social worker, you know. 197 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,301 He gave me his card. 198 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,387 - Mom, I want a sling! - Me too! 199 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,305 No one gets a sling. 200 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,891 And that's not a sling, it's a scarf! 201 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,227 Let's go. 202 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,438 Can I keep these? 203 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,524 - Sure. - Yes! 204 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:38,740 All done! 205 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,826 Just like your pretty blue eyes. 206 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,165 Wait. 207 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,001 Mrs. Yvette, you forgot to take your pills again. 208 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,713 Why have a Post-it if you won't take them? 209 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:57,633 You're letting yourself rot like an old banana on a counter. 210 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,136 No, I'm not taking my pills. 211 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,847 They make me sleepy, nauseous, and I don't feel like myself. 212 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,640 I understand, but we've talked about this. 213 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,017 You need to take them anyway, 214 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,936 for your own good. 215 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,355 Have your loved ones noticed more memory loss? 216 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,857 I don't have any loved ones. 217 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,275 And the Knitting Circle? 218 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,860 Weren't you supposed to try it? 219 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,111 I did. 220 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,113 I knit now. 221 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:20,948 Like a real little old lady. 222 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,658 Great. So? 223 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,577 I hate it! 224 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,370 Fine. 225 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,788 Then find something else. I don't know. 226 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,791 Do some puzzles, scrapbooking. 227 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:34,379 Revisit your memories, your old photo albums. 228 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,088 Write your memoir. 229 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:41,345 All joking aside, being active would help slow down your Alzheimer's. 230 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,096 All right. 231 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,390 I'll be on my way, I have other residents to see. 232 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,646 I'll leave you to your curlers, sexy lady. 233 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,676 Dammit. 234 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,054 Benoit, stop hitting your brother. 235 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,682 Why? You get to hit your brother! 236 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,892 Half-brother. 237 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,772 Chill out, it's community service, not jail. 238 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,525 I'm just worried, babe. That's all I'm saying. 239 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,485 Your fight with Antoine, seriously... 240 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,697 You're worried but you didn't feed the boys. 241 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,493 Why are you shirtless? 242 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,745 I had to wash my T-shirt. 243 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,002 Did you know the Napoleons would get my hockey cancelled? 244 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,588 Huh? How would I know that? 245 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,008 I don't know, Bryan, maybe because you're the captain? 246 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,303 Mom, is Dad gonna move back in? 247 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,263 What? No! Dad does his laundry here 248 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,183 because he hasn't bought a washing machine yet. 249 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,351 He does his laundry at night? 250 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,565 He was awake when I went to pee, so... 251 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,317 Hey, boys! 252 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,568 I found a parachute! 253 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,737 Go play in the living room. 254 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,701 So? 255 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,997 Wanna tell them we're fucking but don't love each other anymore? 256 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,000 - Where's the hammer? - Forget it. 257 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,713 Boys, no shoes on the couch! 258 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:48,012 You're setting a bad example for the twins when you fight. 259 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,640 No one bats an eye when you fight at hockey. 260 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,683 That's different. 261 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,895 You know what, Bryan? I owe you nothing. 262 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,356 But I'm their father, no? 263 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:01,442 How many times did you pick them up from daycare since our breakup? Twice? 264 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,612 It's been two years. Think before you speak, monkey boy. 265 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,492 CASSANDRE DROUIN FALLS AT REGIONALS 266 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,337 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 267 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:33,307 MAYDAY! Help! SOS! 268 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,267 I'm sorry. 269 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,726 Don't panic! 270 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,979 I'm a volunteer firefighter! 271 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,189 - Cass. - What? 272 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,651 Screw up like this again and you're sleeping at Mom and Dad's. 273 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,570 - But they're dead. - Exactly. 274 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,988 Mom! 275 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,199 Benoit stole my parachute! 276 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,284 I'm so fucking tired. 277 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,410 It's under control! 278 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,370 Fire's out! 279 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:45,130 CANADIAN STAR LEADS BAY BOMBERS TO CHAMPIONSHIP 280 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,113 Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for some action. 281 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,449 We're here tonight at Madison Square Garden 282 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,242 in front of a crowd of 20,000 283 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,996 for a breathtaking roller derby match. 284 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,499 Here are the rules: Two teams face off. 285 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,043 One player per team, called "the jammer," 286 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,796 can score points by passing her opponents. 287 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:31,301 To help her, her teammates block, push and sometimes hit hard. 288 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,637 And with "the whip", their weapon of choice, 289 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:40,351 the jammer grabs her teammate's arm to fling herself forward. 290 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,853 Do not try this at home! 291 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:42,855 Hello! 292 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,648 What's going on? 293 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,775 Hello? 294 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,277 I'm Cassandre. 295 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,696 We were waiting for you, Mélissa. 296 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,115 You're late. 297 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:57,869 The fearsome San Francisco Bay Bombers are on the track tonight, 298 00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:03,166 led by a local star: Yvette Gingras, "Canadian Fury." 299 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,668 She sets off... 300 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,461 The spectators are holding their breath. 301 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,923 Oh! Violent contact in the turn! 302 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,676 Her opponent sways and crashes to the floor. 303 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,969 What's this, Mom? 304 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,555 That's roller derby. 305 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,891 Oh! Right in the kisser! 306 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:23,311 The referees are trying to stop the fight but the crowd is going wild! 307 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,188 She sets off again after the whistle. 308 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,398 Canadian Fury makes an inside pass, 309 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,983 then an outside one... 310 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,318 And she scores! 311 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,695 Not one but four points! 312 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,906 The crowd is chanting her name! 313 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,908 That's you, ma'am? 314 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,075 Final lap. 315 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,368 The Bombers are dominating. 316 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,370 The crowd stands up! 317 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:45,708 What a show from Canadian Fury! 318 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,294 Victory for the San Francisco Bay Bombers! 319 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,965 Victory for Canadian Fury! 320 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:57,386 How come we didn't know we had such a star in Waterloo? 321 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,804 Because I'm old. 322 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640 And no one gives a shit about old people. 323 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,100 Amen. 324 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,144 No more knitting. 325 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,105 We'll gather a team of women to do roller derby 326 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,942 right here in the church basement. 327 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,194 That'll be your community service. 328 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,529 And I'll be coaching you. 329 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,197 No, Yvette. Listen. 330 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,324 What'll happen is I'll finish my hours. 331 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,953 And the only thing I'll gather is my damn patience. Got it? 332 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,997 You said sports would help you. 333 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,833 Well, I'm offering you a sport! 334 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,043 Yes! Say yes, Mom! 335 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,295 You go crazy when you don't play sports. 336 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,713 That's true. 337 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,507 Do it for me, please. 338 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:35,800 Come on, Cassandre! 339 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,802 I run a business and have five-year-old twins. 340 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,013 I have no time for after-school sports with grannies. 341 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,766 You're stuck here anyway, so if you would rather knit... 342 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,394 And you're all okay with this? 343 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,437 We have conditions. 344 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,107 We protect you from Florian but, in return... 345 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:54,694 We organize the greatest fundraiser 346 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,781 in the history of the Knitting Circle! 347 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,575 A derby game. 348 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,909 Oh yes! 349 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,704 Exactly! 350 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,832 Now, if we want to play a game, we'll need to recruit 351 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,542 because there are only three of us. 352 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,002 All right. Mrs. Yvette? 353 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,211 What do we need? 354 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,465 We need agile women, 355 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,383 strong women, 356 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,302 precise women, 357 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,346 with a good sense of balance. 358 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,390 Ideally, a few who know how to skate. 359 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,686 I think I saw a garbage woman on skates the other day. 360 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,397 How high were you, Cassandre? 361 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,483 I'm very flexible! 362 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,737 Are you made out of playdough?! 363 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:38,821 Yeah! 364 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:42,867 And, um, it'll be important to tell the recruits that, legally, 365 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:45,703 I'm supposed to be doing community service. 366 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,205 As Florian said, 367 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,998 we're channelling your anger. 368 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,042 - That's all. - We're channelling the hell out of it. 369 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:54,213 The real question is what you do have to offer? 370 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,048 What does the modern woman need? 371 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,551 A vibrator and a fucking break. 372 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,221 Well, that's what we're offering, Mélissa. 373 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,306 - A fucking break. - Yeah. 374 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,231 Are you sure it's a good idea to recruit a cop? 375 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:16,068 My neck still hurts from her tackle, so yes. 376 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:22,950 She's in position. Go! 377 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,751 Come on, Suzie! Flash your cherries! 378 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,091 Well, Drouin. 379 00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,010 Feels like you want me to chase you. 380 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,930 The hunter becomes the hunted. 381 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,021 Did anyone order dessert? 382 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,586 Mrs. Yvette! You can't smoke here. 383 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,389 I've always wanted skates like these! 384 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,725 Are they vintage?! 385 00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,227 Do you want to play derby? 386 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,563 Oh yes, I do! 387 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:43,989 No way. 388 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:45,823 But Mom! 389 00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,992 Léa, I don't want you playing derby. 390 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:50,495 I'll have a sprinkle cookie. This one, yes! 391 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:51,996 Yay! 392 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,539 - It's at the church. - It's only women. 393 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,209 - It's super violent! - Come on! 394 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,170 - I said no. - Anyway, we need her. 395 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,506 - Why? - She's our captain. 396 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,350 On one condition. 397 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,560 I'm coming with her. 398 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,562 Excuse me? 399 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:17,231 Deal. 400 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,779 I come here often with the guys from the station. 401 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:25,864 Watch this. 402 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,619 Yeah! 403 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,829 Same thing, my man? All right! 404 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,040 Let's go! 405 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,633 Out of the way, you bums! 406 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,718 I'm working! 407 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,230 That'll be $35, handsome. 408 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:04,694 No, no yelling... 409 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:06,154 Hey, hey, hey! 410 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,158 Hey! Hey! 411 00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:12,201 Stop... 412 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,996 Stop! 413 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,039 No! 414 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,375 STOP! 415 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,796 Ma'am? 416 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,967 Do you need a fucking break? 417 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,136 Yes. 418 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,653 Why are you here? 419 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:31,573 To play roller derby. 420 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,284 That's it? 421 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,327 Well, um... 422 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:37,828 We already have a bearded lady. 423 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:41,333 Bring out a lion tamer, and we have ourselves a circus! 424 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:44,837 Never seen a circus with a pig before. 425 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,048 A circus? Come on. 426 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,593 Don't be so hard on yourself hon, I love your beard. 427 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,474 Sonia. 428 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:02,019 - You're Sonia, right? - Yes. 429 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,564 Why are you here? 430 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,566 I don't know. 431 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:09,235 Mom can't play curling anymore since Antoine kicked everyone out. 432 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,113 - But it made her feel better. - It did. 433 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,030 Exactly. 434 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,033 We're here because playing sports 435 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,870 is our fucking self-care! 436 00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:21,497 Yeah! Self-care! 437 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,417 Self-care! Self-care! 438 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,509 All right! Let's skate! 439 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:38,765 Oh God... 440 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:41,977 Only you two can skate? 441 00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:43,896 We're naturals. 442 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,191 Learning how to fall is key. 443 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:51,360 I think we've got falling down. 444 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,696 So true! 445 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:01,830 Hello, girls. 446 00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:12,590 Mind telling me what Roxanne Tremblay is doing here? 447 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,842 She's a former skater, I had to recruit her. 448 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,928 You know I can't stand her, Cassandre. 449 00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,014 But she was regional champion twelve years running. 450 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,393 It's like she's flying. 451 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:28,815 She's my client, I don't want to see her here! 452 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,360 Ah... but she's such a great skater! 453 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:33,362 So beautiful! 454 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,740 - You're not dizzy? - She keeps on spinning! 455 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,041 Don't you get it? 456 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,127 She's married to the owner of the Napoleons. 457 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,130 But she's such a great skater! 458 00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,007 I'm gonna puke. 459 00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:00,305 She's gotta stop, I'm dizzy! 460 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,687 Watch this, she's coming back. 461 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,321 Is there a spot on the team? 462 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:24,705 Welcome, Roxanne. 463 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,289 Girl power. 464 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,417 - Girl power! - Girl power! 465 00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:35,131 Look, a nice string-tied ham! 466 00:28:35,132 --> 00:28:36,716 You're so dumb! 467 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:40,428 All right! Now, roller derby is a contact sport. 468 00:28:40,429 --> 00:28:41,762 Just like football. 469 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,099 You form a pack and tackle the others! 470 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:45,933 What is it? 471 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:48,311 The track isn't sloped like in your videos, Yvette. 472 00:28:48,312 --> 00:28:50,688 No, and we don't punch anymore either. 473 00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:52,065 What's this for, then? 474 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:54,943 They're on backwards, honey. 475 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,070 Okay, Mélissa. Go! 476 00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:04,912 Come on! 477 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,248 Come on! 478 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,128 I'll knock you all down! 479 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,425 What's happening? 480 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,553 Lea, this seems very violent. 481 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:25,348 And this is your last week so you won't need to come back. 482 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,141 But I want to be here, Mom. 483 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,977 I miss sports, and I'm done with cheerleading. 484 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:35,442 I thought you liked it. 485 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,152 It's not me anymore. 486 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,363 Come and get it! 487 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,490 Are you sure you're okay? 488 00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:44,575 Maybe if I hit my head again, 489 00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,036 I'll go back to how I was before. 490 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,412 Pretty sure that's not how it works. 491 00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,415 Why don't you take a water break, sweetie? 492 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,250 Let's go, Sonia! 493 00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:54,460 Her skating accident really messed her up. 494 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,922 Poor girl, she's not all there anymore. I feel so sorry for her. 495 00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:03,345 Usually, when people bully my sister, I break their legs. 496 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,805 Too bad you can't break mine. 497 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,016 You wouldn't want to lose your biggest contract, hmm? 498 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:11,061 - Kathleen. - I'm just fooling around! 499 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,066 Better luck next time! 500 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:21,612 Looks delicious! 501 00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,072 I have a sweet tooth! 502 00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,741 Leave some for the rest of us! 503 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:28,411 Girls, we've found you a league! 504 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,413 - Huh! - Already? 505 00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,499 You go, Denise! 506 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,668 The rules: 507 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:39,881 To join the league, you need to master the Minimum Skills. 508 00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:44,177 These are self-graded skills test. 509 00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:45,970 So... are we doing it? 510 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:48,931 Of course we're doing it! What an idiot. 511 00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:51,893 Self-graded? How do they stop people from cheating? 512 00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:52,853 They don't. So let's cheat! 513 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,896 We'll be watching you. 514 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:56,522 No, no, no, no, no. 515 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,232 There's no point in cheating 516 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,067 because in less than a month, 517 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,611 girls from Montreal 518 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:04,155 will be here to approve our application. 519 00:31:04,156 --> 00:31:05,991 Montreal? The city? 520 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:09,161 As opposed to what? 521 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:12,580 Okay. We need a team name. 522 00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:13,956 Yes, we need a good name! 523 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,958 The Queens! 524 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,335 That's the name of a band. 525 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,254 I know, but with an "S." 526 00:31:20,506 --> 00:31:21,506 The Amazons. 527 00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:23,466 Makes me think of package deliveries. 528 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:24,842 Yeah, same. 529 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,677 - Waterloo? - Huh? 530 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:28,262 The Waterloo Waterloos? 531 00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:29,180 Lame. 532 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:30,182 I know! 533 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:31,974 - The Girls. - Oh, good one! 534 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,435 It's like we're the Spice Girls or something... 535 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:36,229 You got a problem with the Spice Girls? 536 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:38,564 - Yeah? - I have nothing against the Spice Girls... 537 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,859 Anyway, boys and girls, it's a very binary label. 538 00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:43,779 Here we go again with the binary stuff... 539 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:47,615 Zip! 540 00:31:47,616 --> 00:31:50,952 I think we should have a true French name. 541 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,286 So it could be something like... 542 00:31:52,287 --> 00:31:54,205 La Dream Team! 543 00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:55,916 Yeah, that's good! 544 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,627 Or just, like... 545 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,170 Isabelle. 546 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,881 What? 547 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:06,467 Nah, it doesn't work because it's also an English name! 548 00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:08,679 "Isabel." Crap... 549 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:10,347 I've got it. 550 00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:12,890 Fury. 551 00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:14,016 Like Yvette. 552 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:14,976 Yes! 553 00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:17,478 That was Yvette's derby name: Canadian Fury! 554 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,857 Furies, with an "S"! 555 00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:22,442 It's a beautiful homage. 556 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,070 - That's true! - Furies! 557 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,287 The Waterloo Furies... 558 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,913 That sounds good. 559 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:36,998 It's a good name! 560 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:38,791 Not to be a bummer, but... 561 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:41,127 We may have a good name, but we look like the slow kids 562 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,420 with our shitty gear. 563 00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:43,337 Right! 564 00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:45,299 I don't think we're allowed to say that anymore. 565 00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:47,258 But you're right. 566 00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:49,135 Sorry, I have no money for this. 567 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:50,595 Me neither. 568 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:51,679 Come on, girls! 569 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,765 We can't play like this, we'll look like fucking charity cases! 570 00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:56,392 Well, there's our solution. 571 00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:57,769 I'll handle it, girls. 572 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,647 What do you mean by "handle it"? 573 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:03,149 I'll buy everyone new gear. 574 00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:05,318 - Come on, now. No way. - Really? 575 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,528 That's fine, I can buy my own stuff. 576 00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:08,863 It's nothing, really. 577 00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:11,116 But Roxanne, it'll be at least... 578 00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:13,075 $100! 579 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,160 She's so cute! 580 00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:17,330 Don't worry, Éric's credit card will pay for it. 581 00:33:17,331 --> 00:33:19,999 Don't worry, Éric's credit card will pay. 582 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,585 Cédric will be paying. 583 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:24,128 Who's Dérek? 584 00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:25,839 Don't mention it, really. 585 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,425 Roxanne, right? 586 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:31,803 Thank you. 587 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:38,267 Now that's a team player! Right? Which goes by the name of... 588 00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:39,353 - Roxanne. - Furies! 589 00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:46,318 Furies! Furies! Furies! 590 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,617 Merry Christmas, girls. 591 00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:56,827 My Furies! 592 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,829 We have one month 593 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:03,418 to turn you into real motherfucking badass bitches! 594 00:34:10,801 --> 00:34:13,303 The first of the Minimum Skills: 595 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:14,971 Skating. 596 00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,264 Go! Go! Go, girls! 597 00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:24,772 Go, go! 598 00:34:24,773 --> 00:34:28,150 Easy for you to say from your fucking scooter! 599 00:34:42,331 --> 00:34:44,251 Buckle up, here we go! 600 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,462 (X) SKATING 601 00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,549 I got it! I got it now! 602 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,598 (X) SKATING () BRAKING 603 00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:01,143 Come on, girls. It's not that hard. 604 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:06,023 You've got to be kidding me. 605 00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:09,109 Facing danger is part of learning. 606 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:13,196 Sonia! Let's go! 607 00:35:13,197 --> 00:35:14,198 Go, Mom. 608 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:18,160 If you mess my face up, Sonia, I'll gouge your eyes out! 609 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,763 (X) SKATING (X) BRAKING 610 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:40,389 Keep your eyes on your exam. 611 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:41,808 I was just scratching an itch. 612 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:07,626 Yes! 613 00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:13,548 (X) WRITTEN EXAM 614 00:36:13,549 --> 00:36:14,925 () FORMING A PACK Together, girls! 615 00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:17,510 You have to stick together! 616 00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:20,556 All right, sweetie pies, let's get closer. Come closer, everyone! 617 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,267 Come over here, sweetie! 618 00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:27,436 Just like little fishies, we have to stick together. 619 00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:28,814 Together! 620 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:31,691 Together! 621 00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:34,736 Just like little fishies, ladies! We're little fishies! 622 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,779 Some fishies are pulling too hard. 623 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,531 And some fishies are slow swimmers. 624 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,908 Could all little fishies shut the fuck up? 625 00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,077 That's genius! 626 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:45,414 (X) FORMING A PACK 627 00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:49,208 We made Nanaimo bars. 628 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,585 Perfect! 629 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,796 We'll be there right after the whip training. 10-4! 630 00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:56,175 No, that's not it. 631 00:36:57,843 --> 00:36:58,843 I don't get it. 632 00:36:58,844 --> 00:37:00,970 This sport is so complicated! 633 00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:02,764 Now, now! All right, girls. 634 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,893 The goal of the whip is to help 635 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:09,437 propel our jammer forward, 636 00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:11,814 past the blocker pack. 637 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:12,983 Okay, hang on. 638 00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:14,902 C'mere. 639 00:37:18,989 --> 00:37:19,948 There you go. 640 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:22,284 Ready? 641 00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:27,164 B-but... 642 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,381 She got a strike! 643 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,675 Oh shit, sorry! 644 00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:40,760 We'll never pull it off! 645 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:41,677 Yvette! 646 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:44,139 Florian, Mélissa's social worker, is on his way. 647 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:47,391 Oh fuck, I'm in deep shit! 648 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:49,393 - Drouin, I'll handle this. - Right. 649 00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:51,688 Come on, girls. Let's go hide in the church! 650 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:53,982 Go! Go! Go! 651 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:12,250 Freeze! 652 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,085 Freeze. 653 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,213 Thergeant Thuzie... 654 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:21,176 Sergeant Suzie Boudrias. 655 00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:23,553 I came to make sure everything's in order. 656 00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:25,596 The offender was exemplary. 657 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:27,349 - Everything's under control. Yeah. - Ah! 658 00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:29,642 Okay, phew! 659 00:38:29,643 --> 00:38:32,645 That's your social worker, Mel? He's cute. 660 00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:35,106 I didn't know the police were involved in rehabilitation. 661 00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:36,232 - That's great! - Yeah. 662 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,692 Is that a new program? 663 00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:40,487 - And he has an accent? - Shut up! 664 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:42,573 He's so hot... 665 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:44,073 Yes! 666 00:38:44,074 --> 00:38:47,035 Yeah, the police came up with this... 667 00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:48,661 program, yes. 668 00:38:48,662 --> 00:38:50,497 A program for... 669 00:38:51,248 --> 00:38:52,416 violent women... 670 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,792 and victims... 671 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,252 to meet. 672 00:38:56,253 --> 00:38:57,713 So they can... 673 00:38:58,338 --> 00:39:00,840 understand the impact of their actions. 674 00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,092 It's called Furies. 675 00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:05,094 - Is that an acronym? - Exactly! 676 00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:06,221 What does it stand for? 677 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,852 Hang on, give me a second to remember. 678 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,064 F... F... 679 00:39:17,065 --> 00:39:18,608 Female. 680 00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:19,568 Right. Female. 681 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:22,070 - United... - United? 682 00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:24,823 Rehabilitation. 683 00:39:27,326 --> 00:39:28,326 Intense. 684 00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:30,703 - I see. - Extra. Serious. 685 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:31,662 FURIES. Yup. 686 00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:33,664 - Ah, with an "S." - Of course. 687 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:34,957 Furies with an "S." 688 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,501 Of course. This is serious! 689 00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:38,461 - Right? - Sure, sure. 690 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:39,838 No, no, no! Hey, hey, hey... 691 00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:42,882 This has been... 692 00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:44,592 a trying day for Mrs. Drouin. 693 00:39:44,593 --> 00:39:48,387 She needs some privacy. 694 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:49,848 That's why I'm leaving. 695 00:39:51,975 --> 00:39:53,644 So why are you wearing skates? 696 00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:55,686 It's a new program. 697 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,522 - Another program? - Yes. 698 00:39:57,523 --> 00:40:01,692 Yeah, we're in our program era. 699 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:03,486 We really love programs! 700 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:04,445 Yes. 701 00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:05,947 Okay, wow. Very good. 702 00:40:05,948 --> 00:40:07,240 Does it have an acronym? 703 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:10,284 No. Listen. There are bike cops, and roller skate cops now. 704 00:40:10,285 --> 00:40:11,661 So, have a nice day! 705 00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:13,205 - Move along! - Let's go! 706 00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:15,499 - Yeah, that way! - Move along! 707 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:17,750 You go that way, I'll go this way. 708 00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:18,918 - All right... - Okay! 709 00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:21,128 Well... Have a nice day! 710 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,089 You too! 711 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:24,466 Ah, I love this city. 712 00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:29,304 Let's go! Move along! 713 00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:33,100 Go back inside! Nothing to see here! 714 00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:34,684 Goodbye! 715 00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:35,686 Oh boy... 716 00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:43,150 Nailed it! 717 00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:44,443 OMG, Suzie! 718 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:46,988 You saved my ass, girl! 719 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,114 You're welcome. 720 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:50,783 Can't believe I'm actually kinda digging a cop right now. 721 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,201 Oh, fuck off! 722 00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:53,202 Hate to kill the vibe, 723 00:40:53,203 --> 00:40:54,954 but the Montreal girls will be here tomorrow 724 00:40:54,955 --> 00:40:56,163 and we still can't do the whip. 725 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,748 What will be, will be. 726 00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:59,793 Too late to back out anyway. Come on! 727 00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:02,588 I think we're pretty good at backing up. 728 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:17,435 This house is massive. 729 00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:19,479 That's because it's a McMansion. 730 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:22,565 What's a McMansion? 731 00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:25,067 Cass, could you get the crowbar from the truck? 732 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:27,069 It's in the back, next to the jigsaw. 733 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,405 Crowbar! 734 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:40,459 Cassandre! 735 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,502 Goddammit! 736 00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:43,961 It's okay, it was an accident... 737 00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:46,757 Could you not break everything for once? 738 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:53,305 That's what I always say. 739 00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:01,103 You okay, Rox? 740 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:02,231 Yes, she's fine. 741 00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:05,025 I dropped a bowl, is all. 742 00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:07,026 - No big deal. - I'll clean this up. 743 00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:08,445 No, stop! Stop, stop. 744 00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:11,405 Your... Your broom is dirty. 745 00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:13,283 But it's nice of you to offer. 746 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:15,744 I have to take this, my love. 747 00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:18,247 - Mel? Mel! - Hello? 748 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,289 I was looking for you! 749 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:21,666 - Roxanne! - Hello. 750 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,543 I really like your... 751 00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:24,753 McMansion. 752 00:42:25,254 --> 00:42:26,296 Cassandre! 753 00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:32,009 Why don't you teach me skating anymore? I miss it. 754 00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,845 Because the hockey guys took our spot. 755 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:36,890 Hey, why don't you come to our roller derby thing later? 756 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,683 No, no. 757 00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:41,269 Boys need sports. 758 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,855 And us girls have plenty of other activities! 759 00:42:43,856 --> 00:42:45,691 We'll find you something else, don't worry. 760 00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:47,651 Boys will be boys. 761 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:50,528 Why don't you do a little routine for Mommy? 762 00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:51,446 I'll come watch. 763 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:54,365 No, don't touch anything! 764 00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:55,283 Out, out, out! 765 00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:56,368 Out of my kitchen! 766 00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:16,888 - Does that give you a buzz? - Mrs. Yvette, open your mouth. 767 00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:19,183 A bit but it might just be the asthma. 768 00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:22,644 Ah, you're late! 769 00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:25,104 It's kind of my thing. 770 00:43:25,105 --> 00:43:26,147 Are they here? 771 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:27,107 Not yet. 772 00:43:49,171 --> 00:43:50,505 That's it: 773 00:43:50,506 --> 00:43:51,797 I'm moving to Montreal. 774 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:53,508 Over my dead body! 775 00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:54,967 Based on the sample, 776 00:43:54,968 --> 00:43:57,595 lotta dykes in this sport. 777 00:43:57,596 --> 00:43:59,222 Almost as many as in the police. 778 00:43:59,223 --> 00:44:00,932 What does "ACAB" mean? 779 00:44:00,933 --> 00:44:02,142 All cops are bastards. 780 00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:05,395 Maybe don't mention your job. 781 00:44:12,611 --> 00:44:13,528 Hey. 782 00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:14,570 Hello. 783 00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:15,696 Yo. 784 00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:17,032 - Bonjour, hi! - Hola. 785 00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:19,116 I'm Marie-Cunni. 786 00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:20,494 Marie-Cunni? 787 00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:22,828 Marie-Cunni is my derby name. 788 00:44:22,829 --> 00:44:24,081 I'm in charge of the league. 789 00:44:25,249 --> 00:44:26,791 So, you're the Furies. 790 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:27,876 Yup. 791 00:44:29,044 --> 00:44:30,087 - Yeah. - Yes! 792 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:32,589 Are you okay? 793 00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:36,134 I'm Léa. 794 00:44:39,388 --> 00:44:41,014 I see you've learned how to fall, Léa. 795 00:44:43,058 --> 00:44:44,017 Yeah... 796 00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:48,188 - Are you ready to begin? - Yeah. 797 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:50,566 So today, we'll do a scrimmage. 798 00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:52,608 What's a "kermidge"? 799 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:54,069 I think it's scrambled eggs. 800 00:44:54,528 --> 00:44:56,529 Actually, it's a quick game you'll play against each other 801 00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:58,781 to see if you've really learned the skills. 802 00:44:58,782 --> 00:45:00,825 We'll see if you can skate, brake, 803 00:45:00,826 --> 00:45:02,618 form a pack and do the whip. 804 00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:04,037 The whip? We can't... 805 00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:10,251 We just want to make sure it's safe for you to join the league. 806 00:45:10,252 --> 00:45:13,546 Not sure it's safe for you if we join the league. 807 00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:15,048 - Shush... - Why? 808 00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:18,301 That was a joke. 809 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:19,260 Just kidding. 810 00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:20,262 Right. 811 00:45:21,263 --> 00:45:22,181 Well... 812 00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:23,891 Let's go. 813 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,607 Sorry, 24? 814 00:45:32,608 --> 00:45:33,775 What are you doing? 815 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:35,861 Oh, I'm 24. 816 00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:38,196 Oh! 817 00:45:38,197 --> 00:45:40,489 You guys skate this way? 818 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:42,283 There's only one way in derby. 819 00:45:42,284 --> 00:45:43,868 I know, Marie-Cunni. 820 00:45:43,869 --> 00:45:45,203 I passed the exam. 821 00:45:45,204 --> 00:45:46,746 I was kidding. 822 00:45:46,747 --> 00:45:47,915 Cassandre, come here. 823 00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:53,503 Listen, Cassandre, it's pretty simple. 824 00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:57,173 {\an8}In this game, there are blockers and jammers. 825 00:45:57,174 --> 00:46:01,177 {\an8}The jammer is the one with the star on her helmet. 826 00:46:01,178 --> 00:46:02,386 {\an8}And to score points, 827 00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:05,723 {\an8}the jammer needs to pass through the blockers 828 00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:07,600 {\an8}and go around the track. 829 00:46:07,601 --> 00:46:09,852 When she completes a lap, 830 00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:13,314 she scores one point for each opponent she passes. 831 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:14,441 Do you get it? 832 00:46:15,526 --> 00:46:17,026 - What's this? - The stripe's the pivot. 833 00:46:17,027 --> 00:46:18,110 That's like the joker. 834 00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:20,238 If the jammer gives you the star, 835 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,990 you become the jammer. 836 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:24,367 Hmm, the joker... 837 00:46:24,368 --> 00:46:25,452 Yup. 838 00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:30,457 All right, girls! Show them what you can do! 839 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,209 Bring it on! 840 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:34,628 Come on! 841 00:46:48,559 --> 00:46:50,226 Get off me! 842 00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:51,478 I'm coming, Léa! 843 00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:00,404 Oh, my God, Mom! 844 00:47:05,409 --> 00:47:08,036 - Blockers, stop them! - Come back here! 845 00:47:08,704 --> 00:47:10,079 Tripod, blue team! 846 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,707 - Turn around, idiot! - Come on! 847 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,919 No time for a figure-skating routine, let's go! 848 00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:26,263 - Call the jam, Léa! - I did it! 849 00:47:28,473 --> 00:47:29,391 Dammit. 850 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:35,814 Good job, Mel! 851 00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,735 Everyone on the bench! 852 00:47:40,736 --> 00:47:43,029 That was good, huh? Puta madre, puta madre! 853 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,947 Really helps you blow off steam, doesn't it? 854 00:47:44,948 --> 00:47:47,283 I used to get like that when I was on coke. 855 00:47:47,284 --> 00:47:48,367 I mean, back in the day... 856 00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:49,911 You did good, girls. 857 00:47:49,912 --> 00:47:50,912 That was great! 858 00:47:50,913 --> 00:47:55,166 You showed them you can play both offense and defense! 859 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:57,585 That was a great jam! 860 00:47:57,586 --> 00:47:58,753 I even scored points! 861 00:47:58,754 --> 00:47:59,837 Yeah! 862 00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:01,464 All right, we get it. 863 00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:02,925 Jealous, Drouin? 864 00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:04,759 Mélissa... 865 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,013 Under the pinnies we're all on the same team. 866 00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:10,432 You're right. 867 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:14,311 Well done, Léa. 868 00:48:14,978 --> 00:48:16,145 Girls. 869 00:48:16,146 --> 00:48:17,272 Good job. 870 00:48:18,106 --> 00:48:19,358 You just need to do a whip. 871 00:48:20,317 --> 00:48:21,568 Oh no, not the whip! 872 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:23,277 Not the whip. 873 00:48:23,278 --> 00:48:25,446 If we can't do the whip, 874 00:48:25,447 --> 00:48:27,866 you can kiss the Furies goodbye. 875 00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:30,327 Girls, girls, girls. 876 00:48:31,411 --> 00:48:34,121 I practiced. I got this. Follow my lead. 877 00:48:34,122 --> 00:48:35,290 I don't want to do it. 878 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:37,251 I'll do it! 879 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,710 Come on, give me your star. 880 00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:41,462 I've got this. I've got this. 881 00:48:41,463 --> 00:48:43,632 - I've got this. - Go, Kathleen! 882 00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:52,641 Let's do it. 883 00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:03,734 Okay, make room! 884 00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:05,529 Out of the way! Come on, come on! 885 00:49:08,574 --> 00:49:09,825 What are they doing? 886 00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:28,302 Jesus! My ankle! 887 00:49:32,472 --> 00:49:33,765 Did I do it? 888 00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:35,225 No. 889 00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:38,061 Fucking hell! 890 00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:52,451 Did we make it? 891 00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:54,077 No. 892 00:49:55,621 --> 00:49:58,248 We need a miracle! 893 00:50:03,545 --> 00:50:05,046 I knew it! I told you! 894 00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:06,006 Impossible! 895 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,042 Say that again? 896 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:45,378 Roller derby! It's super feminist. 897 00:50:45,379 --> 00:50:47,672 - And it's on skates, like yours. - But with body checking. 898 00:50:47,673 --> 00:50:49,633 They canceled the curling league. 899 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:53,052 What? I don't get it. 900 00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:55,304 - I have anger issues. - Okay... 901 00:50:55,305 --> 00:50:57,139 We're doing a scrimmage, which isn't scrambled eggs. 902 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,391 But we can't do the whip. 903 00:50:58,392 --> 00:50:59,433 Whip? 904 00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:00,726 Miracle Whip. 905 00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:02,271 Are you in or out? 906 00:51:03,021 --> 00:51:03,938 So... 907 00:51:03,939 --> 00:51:06,357 we need you on our roller derby team! 908 00:51:06,358 --> 00:51:08,276 Nah. Sorry, girls. I'm working. 909 00:51:08,277 --> 00:51:10,069 What's in it for me anyway? 910 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,238 Friends forever? 911 00:51:16,201 --> 00:51:17,244 Please! 912 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:19,830 All right. I'm in! 913 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:24,751 I knew she was real! 914 00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:29,213 Marie-Cunni, check it again. 915 00:51:29,214 --> 00:51:31,174 Her name isn't on the list you gave me. 916 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,842 She was just late. She's our ace! 917 00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:35,344 That's not how it works. She's not signed up. 918 00:51:35,345 --> 00:51:36,554 Girl, chill. 919 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:38,306 You think they grabbed me off the street? 920 00:51:38,307 --> 00:51:39,473 Come on, okay? 921 00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:41,435 Look again, I'm sure my name is there. 922 00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:43,227 Kim. Look! 923 00:51:43,228 --> 00:51:45,229 K-I-M. 924 00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:46,732 - Kim. - But it's not... 925 00:51:50,986 --> 00:51:52,905 Grab her shoulders like this, okay? 926 00:51:53,822 --> 00:51:55,782 - Hey, what's up? - Come on, Drouin! 927 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:05,334 Got your back, girl! 928 00:52:07,002 --> 00:52:09,087 She got through! Mel got through! 929 00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,052 What do I do? What do I do? 930 00:52:16,053 --> 00:52:18,179 Get over there and grab her! 931 00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:20,306 - And I toss her? - Like a trash bag! 932 00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:22,017 Come on, come on! 933 00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:37,157 I did it? 934 00:52:54,424 --> 00:52:56,802 Furies! 935 00:53:00,973 --> 00:53:03,600 Yes, girls! We did it! We're in a league! 936 00:53:05,978 --> 00:53:08,312 I'm gonna be sore tomorrow at daycare! 937 00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:11,775 I have a huge bruise on my ass! 938 00:53:13,068 --> 00:53:15,361 When Roxanne tackled me. Check it out! 939 00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:16,738 Pull up your pants, girl! 940 00:53:17,573 --> 00:53:20,658 And look at Roxanne's wrist! That's gnarly! 941 00:53:20,659 --> 00:53:23,578 I bruise easily, so... 942 00:53:23,579 --> 00:53:25,205 How did it happen? 943 00:53:26,707 --> 00:53:27,957 From my wrist guards. 944 00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:31,085 Are we gonna talk about how Sonia became possessed? 945 00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:32,295 I am so sorry. 946 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:33,921 I lost control. 947 00:53:33,922 --> 00:53:35,756 No, no. Stop apologizing. 948 00:53:35,757 --> 00:53:37,633 Sometimes it's good to let loose! 949 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:38,843 Yeah, Mom, it's good! 950 00:53:38,844 --> 00:53:42,054 Yes, but I would especially like to thank Kim. 951 00:53:42,055 --> 00:53:44,975 She's an angel come down from heaven to save us! 952 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:48,562 Technically I came down from the back of a garbage truck! 953 00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:51,231 Shooters! 954 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,692 Here's to Kim, 955 00:53:54,693 --> 00:53:57,487 who saved us with her Miracle Whip! 956 00:53:58,197 --> 00:53:59,655 Kim! Kim! Kim! 957 00:53:59,656 --> 00:54:01,450 Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! 958 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,288 This should be illegal... 959 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,917 Kathleen, I thought we were having fun! 960 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,418 God, it's disgusting! 961 00:54:12,419 --> 00:54:15,546 Tequila, coffee, Sour Puss, Tabasco. It's a special recipe. 962 00:54:15,547 --> 00:54:17,381 Really wakes you up! 963 00:54:17,382 --> 00:54:19,718 More like traumatizes you. 964 00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,435 Sorry, I'll be right back. 965 00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:29,895 Hello? 966 00:54:30,604 --> 00:54:31,646 Good, and you? 967 00:54:31,647 --> 00:54:34,316 I met my first love at roller derby too... 968 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:38,320 My God... What will my family think? 969 00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:42,114 Well, well. The little ladies stole our table, boys. 970 00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:44,242 There's room for everyone! 971 00:54:44,243 --> 00:54:45,701 Kathleen, sit back down! Your ankle! 972 00:54:45,702 --> 00:54:47,870 Are you nuts? It needs to move! It always needs to move. 973 00:54:47,871 --> 00:54:49,081 Look, I'm putting weight on it. 974 00:54:50,249 --> 00:54:51,833 Go sit over there. 975 00:54:51,834 --> 00:54:53,167 What can I get you? 976 00:54:53,168 --> 00:54:55,087 - Give us two pitchers of lager. - Sure. 977 00:54:58,048 --> 00:55:02,261 All right, girls! Our first game will be in Waterloo, August 26th at 6! 978 00:55:06,306 --> 00:55:07,306 The 26 at 6. 979 00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:08,307 Try saying it fast! 980 00:55:08,308 --> 00:55:10,726 26 at 6, 26 at 6, 26 at 6... 981 00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:11,936 You okay, Cass? 982 00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:13,647 Your hair clips too tight? 983 00:55:15,065 --> 00:55:16,482 First game of what? 984 00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:17,608 Roller derby! 985 00:55:17,609 --> 00:55:20,528 The first Napoleons game is on August 26th, 986 00:55:20,529 --> 00:55:22,113 so we'll have to reschedule. 987 00:55:22,114 --> 00:55:24,907 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want to see you all in the stands! 988 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:26,117 - Right? - Yeah! 989 00:55:26,118 --> 00:55:28,786 Léa, you're the captain. Do something. 990 00:55:28,787 --> 00:55:30,997 Yeah, I'll ask if we can reschedule... 991 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:32,915 No, no, no! We're not rescheduling, Rox! 992 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,083 We're not rescheduling. 993 00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:35,626 No, I agree! 994 00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:37,671 This is our chance for revenge! 995 00:55:39,923 --> 00:55:41,632 They kicked us out of the arena 996 00:55:41,633 --> 00:55:43,343 because we weren't popular enough. 997 00:55:43,844 --> 00:55:45,219 We'll show them we can be. 998 00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:46,388 - Yeah! - Yes! 999 00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:48,724 No one's gonna show. 1000 00:55:50,225 --> 00:55:51,476 Wanna bet? 1001 00:55:52,477 --> 00:55:55,189 Do I wanna bet? Do we wanna bet? Let's bet on it! 1002 00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:57,566 Let's do it. 1003 00:55:58,984 --> 00:56:01,445 Let's bet on which event sells more tickets. 1004 00:56:02,571 --> 00:56:03,654 Hockey... 1005 00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:05,365 - Or derby. - That's it. 1006 00:56:06,658 --> 00:56:07,659 What are the stakes? 1007 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:10,746 If we're more popular, 1008 00:56:11,496 --> 00:56:15,209 you let all the amateur sports back into the arena. 1009 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:22,883 Okay. And what if hockey sells more tickets? 1010 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:25,511 What do I win? 1011 00:56:28,847 --> 00:56:29,848 The business. 1012 00:56:30,891 --> 00:56:32,976 Huh? Seriously? 1013 00:56:35,312 --> 00:56:36,563 Say that again? 1014 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:40,234 If hockey sells more tickets, 1015 00:56:41,902 --> 00:56:43,654 I give you the family business. 1016 00:56:44,905 --> 00:56:46,781 Don't do this, Mel! We'll lose. 1017 00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:48,784 We're fun, but we suck. 1018 00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:50,869 Deal. 1019 00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:54,540 Deal. 1020 00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:57,000 Oh, my goodness... 1021 00:57:03,215 --> 00:57:05,968 Let's celebrate! My treat, boys! 1022 00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:10,346 I showed up at the right time! The right time, I tell you! Shit! 1023 00:57:10,347 --> 00:57:13,391 To your daughter, who'll be able to start figure skating again. 1024 00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:15,518 Right... You only think of yourself, Mélissa. 1025 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:16,603 Rox, come on! 1026 00:57:18,272 --> 00:57:19,689 Ladies... 1027 00:57:19,690 --> 00:57:22,109 We promised the Knitting Circle a fundraiser. 1028 00:57:22,693 --> 00:57:26,071 On August 26th, the whole town will breathe derby! 1029 00:57:29,408 --> 00:57:30,909 It's gonna get derby in here! 1030 00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:16,412 August 26th. 1031 00:58:16,413 --> 00:58:18,165 - We're expecting you. - You better be there! 1032 00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:07,089 THE WATERLOO FURIES VS THE MONTREAL SEXPOS AUGUST 26TH IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT 1033 00:59:07,673 --> 00:59:09,299 What is this bullshit? 1034 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:12,845 Roxanne! 1035 00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:17,391 - Is that them? - I don't know... 1036 00:59:17,891 --> 00:59:19,309 Roxanne! 1037 00:59:28,277 --> 00:59:29,278 Yvette. 1038 00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:36,535 Yes, girls! 1039 01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:01,745 Roxanne! 1040 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,250 You're back! 1041 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,043 Not ashamed of us anymore? 1042 01:01:09,253 --> 01:01:11,922 I'm just here to tell you I chose the Napoleons. 1043 01:01:12,631 --> 01:01:14,758 I'll be with my husband during the game. 1044 01:01:15,384 --> 01:01:16,884 For real? 1045 01:01:16,885 --> 01:01:17,969 Damn. 1046 01:01:17,970 --> 01:01:19,053 Wow. 1047 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,221 I'm not surprised. 1048 01:01:20,222 --> 01:01:21,473 I made a choice, Mélissa. 1049 01:01:22,015 --> 01:01:23,558 To be with my family. 1050 01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:26,477 You're free to leave, Roxanne. No one's stopping you. 1051 01:01:26,478 --> 01:01:27,687 All right, everyone. 1052 01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:29,897 Let's use our last practice before the game 1053 01:01:29,898 --> 01:01:31,566 to figure out our derby names! 1054 01:01:31,567 --> 01:01:32,733 Oh yes! 1055 01:01:32,734 --> 01:01:34,236 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1056 01:01:36,655 --> 01:01:39,283 That's an excellent idea, Lisa. 1057 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:41,535 It's Léa. 1058 01:01:42,744 --> 01:01:44,453 - What? - I already thought about it. 1059 01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:46,206 I'd like something with Malala. 1060 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:47,916 Ma La La Human Step! 1061 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:52,712 We're just brainstorming. 1062 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:53,796 You! 1063 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,840 You should be called Garbangel! 1064 01:01:55,841 --> 01:01:56,675 Me? 1065 01:01:57,301 --> 01:01:59,552 Kathleen, I'm not gonna have a garbage name. 1066 01:01:59,553 --> 01:02:00,803 What are you saying? 1067 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:03,890 No, I don't mean it in a bad way! 1068 01:02:03,891 --> 01:02:06,184 Focus on the "angel" part. 1069 01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:08,519 Because she's our angel. 1070 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,729 It's poetic. 1071 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:12,607 For me, I was thinking Wild Kat. 1072 01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:14,318 That's good! 1073 01:02:14,902 --> 01:02:16,320 I'm a wild cat. 1074 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,614 I think I'd like a goddess name. 1075 01:02:19,615 --> 01:02:21,658 Like Artemis! 1076 01:02:22,284 --> 01:02:25,119 You know she's a huge lesbian icon? 1077 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,997 - She is! - It's true! 1078 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:31,209 You can't make this up. 1079 01:02:31,210 --> 01:02:32,961 And you could use your real name! 1080 01:02:34,588 --> 01:02:35,589 Simon. 1081 01:02:37,716 --> 01:02:39,550 - Suzie, what the hell? - It's fine. 1082 01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:42,221 Since I'm a nurse, I was thinking... 1083 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:43,888 Scalp-Hell! 1084 01:02:43,889 --> 01:02:45,348 Yeah, that's good! 1085 01:02:45,349 --> 01:02:47,850 Speaking of scalpels, 1086 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:50,186 I can't be the only one wondering if... 1087 01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:51,396 What's wrong with you? 1088 01:02:52,397 --> 01:02:53,690 It's just a joke! 1089 01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:56,693 You do realize you're the only one laughing? 1090 01:02:58,487 --> 01:03:01,030 Simone, are you okay? 1091 01:03:01,031 --> 01:03:02,407 Calm down, retard. 1092 01:03:03,075 --> 01:03:04,117 What did you call her? 1093 01:03:05,118 --> 01:03:06,285 It's a joke! 1094 01:03:06,286 --> 01:03:08,329 - You're pushing it, Suzie! - What did you call her? 1095 01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:11,207 All right, let's count to five and calm down. 1096 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:13,042 - One! - Retard. 1097 01:03:13,043 --> 01:03:14,919 Two! 1098 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,379 Three! 1099 01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,339 Would be a good derby name for your sister. 1100 01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,424 Don't touch me! 1101 01:03:25,722 --> 01:03:27,223 Ha! Come on! 1102 01:03:27,224 --> 01:03:28,100 Four! 1103 01:03:28,809 --> 01:03:30,726 Five! 1104 01:03:30,727 --> 01:03:31,854 Silence! 1105 01:03:32,604 --> 01:03:35,064 Okay, Amira! We're not five. 1106 01:03:35,065 --> 01:03:38,818 Maybe, but I think everyone could use a snack and a nap. 1107 01:03:38,819 --> 01:03:41,613 Grab an applesauce and shut the fuck up! 1108 01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:46,492 I knew the Napoleons were the right choice! 1109 01:03:46,493 --> 01:03:47,785 Roxanne? 1110 01:03:47,786 --> 01:03:50,162 If you think your boyfriend's team is more important than us, 1111 01:03:50,163 --> 01:03:51,455 get the hell out! 1112 01:03:51,456 --> 01:03:52,665 You bet, I'm getting out. 1113 01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:54,667 And by the way, it's all your fault! 1114 01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:56,627 You insisted on keeping our derby game 1115 01:03:56,628 --> 01:03:58,796 on the same night our boyfriends have their first semi-pro game! 1116 01:03:58,797 --> 01:04:01,007 Bryan isn't my boyfriend! I don't owe anyone anything! 1117 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:03,426 We know. Everyone knows. I think even your kids know. 1118 01:04:03,427 --> 01:04:04,928 - Right, boys? - Excuse me? 1119 01:04:05,804 --> 01:04:07,180 What's that supposed to mean? 1120 01:04:07,181 --> 01:04:09,765 That there's a reason they're so badly behaved! 1121 01:04:09,766 --> 01:04:11,017 My extensions! 1122 01:04:11,018 --> 01:04:12,936 - No! No! No! - Let her go! 1123 01:04:14,396 --> 01:04:16,564 - Let go! - Let her go! 1124 01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:18,149 Keep my family out of your mouth! 1125 01:04:18,150 --> 01:04:19,276 Let me go! 1126 01:04:21,486 --> 01:04:23,821 - Let her go! - Whip her! 1127 01:04:23,822 --> 01:04:25,114 You can do it! Kill her! 1128 01:04:25,115 --> 01:04:26,450 Come on, Mom! Kill her! 1129 01:04:27,492 --> 01:04:29,827 Stop! Stop it! 1130 01:04:29,828 --> 01:04:31,622 STOP IT! 1131 01:04:33,290 --> 01:04:35,626 Stop! Fight club's over! 1132 01:04:40,839 --> 01:04:42,173 What is this mess? 1133 01:04:42,174 --> 01:04:44,008 It's roller derby! 1134 01:04:44,009 --> 01:04:45,093 Usually. 1135 01:04:45,928 --> 01:04:48,804 - I'm telling you, if she stays, I go! - No problem! 1136 01:04:48,805 --> 01:04:51,057 She's worse than the old geezers at the residence! 1137 01:04:51,058 --> 01:04:52,683 But the game is tomorrow! 1138 01:04:52,684 --> 01:04:55,186 Léa, I see you've learned nothing in your two months of service! 1139 01:04:55,187 --> 01:04:57,271 I'll take care of it. No more derby for her! 1140 01:04:57,272 --> 01:04:59,440 - But Mom-- - It's over, young lady! 1141 01:04:59,441 --> 01:05:01,818 No more derby. I am your mother, and you will obey me. 1142 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:03,946 No! 1143 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:07,407 Rosa Parks changed things by disobeying! 1144 01:05:09,243 --> 01:05:10,618 What's a Rosa Parks? 1145 01:05:10,619 --> 01:05:11,745 It's a brand of flour. 1146 01:05:17,334 --> 01:05:18,709 Who's he? 1147 01:05:18,710 --> 01:05:21,337 Does he need a slap in the face? 1148 01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:24,633 No, Mrs. Yvette. Let's go back to the residence. 1149 01:05:25,175 --> 01:05:26,677 Thankfully, 1150 01:05:27,219 --> 01:05:29,136 Antoine clued me in on what was afoot here. 1151 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:32,306 Yeah, well... He'll be happy to know that it's all over now. 1152 01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:35,351 Great. You leave me no choice. You'll have to face the judge. 1153 01:05:35,352 --> 01:05:37,520 Sure, I'll go face the judge, Florian... 1154 01:05:37,521 --> 01:05:39,523 if it feeds into your little power trip. 1155 01:05:40,899 --> 01:05:42,568 How arrogant can you be? 1156 01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,361 This time, it won't just be community service. 1157 01:05:45,362 --> 01:05:48,282 I'm seriously thinking of contacting child services! 1158 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,328 Are you out of your mind? 1159 01:05:55,414 --> 01:05:56,581 You wouldn't do that. 1160 01:05:56,582 --> 01:05:59,126 It's not like I have nothing to report. 1161 01:06:00,794 --> 01:06:02,129 Watch yourselves! 1162 01:06:47,716 --> 01:06:48,717 Lil' Sis... 1163 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:55,057 It'll be okay, Mom. 1164 01:06:59,269 --> 01:07:00,604 Yeah, it'll be okay. 1165 01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:08,194 - Hey, boys! - Hey, Dad! 1166 01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:09,570 Mom got in a fight again. 1167 01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:10,739 She did? 1168 01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,326 Let's go to bed, boys. 1169 01:07:24,628 --> 01:07:25,629 What are you doing here? 1170 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,262 I came to get my laundry. 1171 01:07:35,848 --> 01:07:37,724 So why did you fight this time? 1172 01:07:40,561 --> 01:07:42,604 Because if I don't, no one will. 1173 01:07:46,358 --> 01:07:47,401 But you know what? 1174 01:07:48,193 --> 01:07:49,152 I'm done. 1175 01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:53,322 I just lost my derby. 1176 01:07:53,323 --> 01:07:55,075 It was the one good thing I had. 1177 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,912 And I can't beat up child services, so... 1178 01:08:01,415 --> 01:08:02,249 Child... 1179 01:08:03,041 --> 01:08:04,042 Child services? 1180 01:08:04,626 --> 01:08:08,172 Yeah, my social worker is threatening to take the twins away from me. 1181 01:08:11,925 --> 01:08:14,302 Oh boy. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1182 01:08:14,303 --> 01:08:15,637 Look. 1183 01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:17,554 Don't worry. 1184 01:08:17,555 --> 01:08:19,098 No, that's just it! 1185 01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:20,684 I am worried! 1186 01:08:21,768 --> 01:08:24,229 I'm worried every fucking second of my life. 1187 01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:29,233 Go home and buy a fucking washing machine! 1188 01:08:29,234 --> 01:08:32,446 Okay? If you get custody of the twins, you'll need it. 1189 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,926 "We're building a brigade of misfits, 1190 01:08:54,635 --> 01:08:57,595 of bent girls, gnawed by insomnia. 1191 01:08:58,889 --> 01:09:00,849 We're forming a brigade of girls 1192 01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:05,604 who take a deep breath before entering the corner store. 1193 01:09:06,939 --> 01:09:09,023 Who take a deep breath 1194 01:09:09,024 --> 01:09:10,859 before entering the theatre. 1195 01:09:11,484 --> 01:09:15,447 Who take a deep breath before stepping into the bus. 1196 01:09:16,281 --> 01:09:17,866 The doctor's office. 1197 01:09:19,033 --> 01:09:19,993 The school. 1198 01:09:22,412 --> 01:09:23,705 Someone's life. 1199 01:09:30,002 --> 01:09:32,381 Mothers with no whimper in their bones. 1200 01:09:36,385 --> 01:09:41,014 Mothers with backs wide as a snow-cleared boulevard. 1201 01:09:44,268 --> 01:09:47,688 Powerful as a natural disaster. 1202 01:09:51,233 --> 01:09:53,277 Hi, it's Léa. Leave a message. 1203 01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:57,322 Who chug straight from the bottle. 1204 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:02,661 Who grab their exes by the neck and throw them out the window. 1205 01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:07,624 We're forming a brigade of girls who hold their heads high 1206 01:10:09,293 --> 01:10:11,170 even after they crash into the wall. 1207 01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:16,175 We're forming a brigade of bitches, 1208 01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:18,218 of lunatics, 1209 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:19,803 of whores, 1210 01:10:20,345 --> 01:10:21,221 of sluts, 1211 01:10:21,805 --> 01:10:22,890 of nymphets, 1212 01:10:23,432 --> 01:10:24,433 of MILFs, 1213 01:10:25,601 --> 01:10:26,476 of cougars, 1214 01:10:27,227 --> 01:10:28,477 of psychos, 1215 01:10:28,478 --> 01:10:29,479 of borderline girls... 1216 01:10:30,147 --> 01:10:30,981 of maniacs. 1217 01:10:45,287 --> 01:10:46,663 We put our helmets back on. 1218 01:10:47,497 --> 01:10:48,790 We get back in the fight." 1219 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,969 - Get off me! - Listen to me, dammit! 1220 01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:03,346 Listen when I speak! 1221 01:11:03,347 --> 01:11:05,097 - Get off! - Get back here! 1222 01:11:05,098 --> 01:11:06,182 Stop it! 1223 01:11:06,183 --> 01:11:08,559 - Let go of me! - Get back here! 1224 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,771 - It's over, Éric. I'm leaving! - You're not leaving me. 1225 01:11:11,772 --> 01:11:13,064 - Dammit! - Stop! 1226 01:11:13,065 --> 01:11:16,192 I promise you: If you leave, I will fucking destroy you. 1227 01:11:16,193 --> 01:11:17,527 I will destroy you! 1228 01:11:17,528 --> 01:11:19,780 Do I make myself clear? 1229 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:35,128 Roxanne, get your things. 1230 01:11:41,009 --> 01:11:42,844 Oh honey, honey. Come with me. 1231 01:11:42,845 --> 01:11:43,762 Come here. 1232 01:11:45,013 --> 01:11:46,598 Come on, come on, come on. 1233 01:12:10,914 --> 01:12:12,624 Yvette has Alzheimer's? 1234 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:15,252 Why didn't you tell us? 1235 01:12:16,044 --> 01:12:17,712 Confidentiality. 1236 01:12:17,713 --> 01:12:18,714 Respect. 1237 01:12:19,715 --> 01:12:21,341 Basic concepts you might not know. 1238 01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:27,764 Time to go. 1239 01:12:28,974 --> 01:12:31,559 Simon? Hey, man! How are you? 1240 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,685 It's been a while. 1241 01:12:32,686 --> 01:12:34,146 It's Simone. 1242 01:12:34,855 --> 01:12:36,439 Her name is Simone. 1243 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:39,317 It's fine, you don't need to speak up for me. 1244 01:12:39,318 --> 01:12:41,611 - Yeah, you on your period? - Christ... 1245 01:12:41,612 --> 01:12:43,821 You really are useless. 1246 01:12:43,822 --> 01:12:47,283 Leave us the hell alone, okay? 1247 01:12:47,284 --> 01:12:48,327 Bye now! 1248 01:13:05,552 --> 01:13:07,846 She had a big emotional shock. 1249 01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:12,809 It must have been our fight. 1250 01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:29,284 What's going on? 1251 01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:31,245 Is she dead? 1252 01:13:31,912 --> 01:13:33,830 Yvette suffered from delirium. 1253 01:13:34,581 --> 01:13:36,458 She has Alzheimer's. 1254 01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:42,589 Léa. 1255 01:13:45,259 --> 01:13:47,094 I'm sorry I disappeared yesterday. 1256 01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:49,847 You have green hair? 1257 01:13:50,848 --> 01:13:52,558 I shouldn't have. Sorry. 1258 01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:57,855 It suits you. 1259 01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:00,023 It looks like you. 1260 01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:11,951 - Oh! - Hi! 1261 01:14:11,952 --> 01:14:12,786 Good morning. 1262 01:14:13,537 --> 01:14:15,163 - She's doing better. - Hey! 1263 01:14:15,747 --> 01:14:16,915 Hello, Yvette! 1264 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,391 My Furies. 1265 01:14:37,853 --> 01:14:39,897 Visits are family only. 1266 01:14:40,522 --> 01:14:42,065 But this is my family. 1267 01:14:45,944 --> 01:14:47,029 It's fine. 1268 01:14:52,534 --> 01:14:53,493 Well... 1269 01:14:54,661 --> 01:14:56,163 we may be a family, 1270 01:14:56,788 --> 01:14:58,081 but are we still a team? 1271 01:14:58,832 --> 01:15:00,208 - Of course. - Yes. 1272 01:15:00,209 --> 01:15:01,210 Yes. 1273 01:15:05,839 --> 01:15:06,673 Okay! 1274 01:15:07,382 --> 01:15:08,342 Mrs. Yvette. 1275 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,427 We'll give you one last game. 1276 01:15:11,428 --> 01:15:12,513 - Yes. - Yup! 1277 01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:14,222 Let's do it. 1278 01:15:14,223 --> 01:15:15,431 Let's win our bet. 1279 01:15:15,432 --> 01:15:18,060 Weren't you going to the Napoleons game with your husband? 1280 01:15:20,103 --> 01:15:21,230 He's not my husband anymore. 1281 01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:23,482 All right, cool. 1282 01:15:28,737 --> 01:15:30,948 Mélissa put her business at stake? 1283 01:15:33,325 --> 01:15:34,368 We're gonna play derby. 1284 01:15:35,369 --> 01:15:36,328 Yes! 1285 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:40,207 But what about child services? 1286 01:15:43,919 --> 01:15:45,838 The knitters handled Florian. 1287 01:15:52,094 --> 01:15:53,344 He's just asleep. 1288 01:15:53,345 --> 01:15:54,929 What did you put in the maple fudge? 1289 01:15:54,930 --> 01:15:57,306 - We dipped into our pill boxes. - I see. 1290 01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:59,308 He looks like me hungover on Honey Jack. 1291 01:15:59,309 --> 01:16:00,394 Okay, Florian? 1292 01:16:01,186 --> 01:16:02,228 Florian? 1293 01:16:02,229 --> 01:16:03,313 Florian! 1294 01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:09,611 What's going on?! 1295 01:16:10,195 --> 01:16:12,780 Don't panic, Florian. You're not dead. 1296 01:16:12,781 --> 01:16:13,907 And I'm here for you. 1297 01:16:14,950 --> 01:16:16,075 Untie me! 1298 01:16:16,076 --> 01:16:17,076 Tape his mouth shut! 1299 01:16:17,077 --> 01:16:20,621 Ideally, we shouldn't restrain him, assault him, or imprison him. 1300 01:16:20,622 --> 01:16:22,791 That's very limiting. 1301 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:24,542 Florian. 1302 01:16:24,543 --> 01:16:25,544 Listen to me. 1303 01:16:26,086 --> 01:16:28,504 - We don't want to hurt you. - Maybe a little, sometimes... 1304 01:16:28,505 --> 01:16:30,214 We just want you to watch our game. 1305 01:16:30,215 --> 01:16:31,549 - Okay? - Anything. 1306 01:16:31,550 --> 01:16:35,261 Derby has really helped me channel my anger. 1307 01:16:35,262 --> 01:16:37,013 - Really. - I believe you. 1308 01:16:37,014 --> 01:16:38,932 - I believe you! - I can confirm. 1309 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:43,562 Well, if a man confirms it, it must be true. 1310 01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:46,815 You're not at hockey with the twins? 1311 01:16:47,399 --> 01:16:50,151 Uh, no. No, the twins are in the stands. 1312 01:16:50,152 --> 01:16:52,404 They'd rather watch their mom play derby. 1313 01:16:54,072 --> 01:16:56,241 And I bought a washing machine. 1314 01:16:56,992 --> 01:16:57,951 Right. 1315 01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:02,831 And a dryer? 1316 01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:06,043 No. 1317 01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:13,175 If you ever need to... 1318 01:17:13,926 --> 01:17:14,843 dry your clothes. 1319 01:17:16,011 --> 01:17:17,554 It can get hard in the winter. 1320 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:22,601 Sounds so dirty when they talk about appliances. 1321 01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:27,022 Our audience is here! 1322 01:17:37,908 --> 01:17:40,117 We'll untie you now. 1323 01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:42,496 And then we'll put bleach in your eyes! 1324 01:17:43,121 --> 01:17:44,038 Come on, now! 1325 01:17:44,039 --> 01:17:45,791 - I'm kidding! - Give me a hand! 1326 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,260 Wow! It's so beautiful! 1327 01:17:57,261 --> 01:17:58,928 It looks just like my prom. 1328 01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:00,513 There are so many people! 1329 01:18:00,514 --> 01:18:01,890 I wasn't expecting this. 1330 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,852 Knitting Circle ladies came from Bas-Saint-Laurent to see you. 1331 01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:07,812 There may only be three of us in Waterloo, 1332 01:18:07,813 --> 01:18:09,522 But we're 30,000 across Quebec. 1333 01:18:09,523 --> 01:18:11,357 Our post got some traction! 1334 01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:12,818 We didn't slack off! 1335 01:18:14,111 --> 01:18:16,696 We saw you trying to draw people in with flyers. 1336 01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:19,532 That's very cute, but... not very modern. 1337 01:18:19,533 --> 01:18:21,325 Wait, you're on TikTok? 1338 01:18:21,326 --> 01:18:22,494 Yes, ma'am! 1339 01:18:23,287 --> 01:18:26,622 Derby is much more popular on TikTok 1340 01:18:26,623 --> 01:18:28,250 than my maple fudge recipe. 1341 01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:31,919 Janine, Denise, thank you. 1342 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,297 It's time to get dressed ladies. 1343 01:18:34,298 --> 01:18:36,048 Your team jerseys are ready! 1344 01:18:36,049 --> 01:18:38,010 Thank you! Thank you. 1345 01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:41,012 Fire is so Furies! 1346 01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:43,014 I feel inspired! 1347 01:18:43,015 --> 01:18:43,932 Girls! 1348 01:18:44,516 --> 01:18:46,309 I brought my whole makeup kit. 1349 01:18:46,310 --> 01:18:49,646 I'm gonna give you killer makeovers! 1350 01:18:50,189 --> 01:18:53,024 Okay, but what matters is natural beauty. 1351 01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,317 - Léa. - Yeah? 1352 01:18:54,318 --> 01:18:56,235 We're putting on mascara. Shut up. 1353 01:18:56,236 --> 01:18:57,528 Okay! 1354 01:18:57,529 --> 01:19:00,407 Not sure it'll be enough to win the bet... 1355 01:19:03,327 --> 01:19:07,748 And now, the starting lineup for the Waterloo Napoleons! 1356 01:19:14,296 --> 01:19:16,297 Where is everybody? No one's here. 1357 01:19:16,298 --> 01:19:17,924 Even the mascot didn't show up! 1358 01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:22,136 Yeah, I heard there was a roller derby game at the church. 1359 01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:23,889 No way a women's game has more fans. 1360 01:19:25,766 --> 01:19:26,600 Yeah. 1361 01:19:29,061 --> 01:19:30,812 - Éric? - What? 1362 01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:34,315 Well... about my position... 1363 01:19:34,316 --> 01:19:35,776 You're still on that? 1364 01:19:36,485 --> 01:19:37,985 Forget it! Let it go! 1365 01:19:37,986 --> 01:19:39,654 There's no job, Antoine! 1366 01:19:39,655 --> 01:19:41,073 There won't be a position! 1367 01:19:41,573 --> 01:19:42,491 But... 1368 01:19:43,867 --> 01:19:45,035 You lead me on? 1369 01:19:45,536 --> 01:19:47,203 We're not getting emotional tonight. 1370 01:19:47,204 --> 01:19:49,122 You want a position? Here! 1371 01:19:50,374 --> 01:19:52,209 This isn't an amateur league. 1372 01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:54,211 It's semi-pro. 1373 01:19:56,213 --> 01:19:58,382 You don't belong with the Napoleons. 1374 01:20:10,686 --> 01:20:12,186 One, two, three. 1375 01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:13,021 Test. 1376 01:20:13,564 --> 01:20:14,565 Test. 1377 01:20:15,524 --> 01:20:17,733 And now, Waterloo... 1378 01:20:17,734 --> 01:20:19,736 Your hometown team! 1379 01:20:21,071 --> 01:20:23,574 Welcome your Furies! 1380 01:20:25,075 --> 01:20:27,076 Number 58: 1381 01:20:27,077 --> 01:20:29,537 Whip Trash! 1382 01:20:29,538 --> 01:20:31,205 She picks up your garbage 1383 01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:34,126 and throws you off the track in a single move! 1384 01:20:35,419 --> 01:20:36,878 Number 66: 1385 01:20:36,879 --> 01:20:39,506 Wild Kat! 1386 01:20:40,757 --> 01:20:43,092 The tigress of Waterloo! 1387 01:20:43,093 --> 01:20:46,012 On the track, she claws, she bites, 1388 01:20:46,013 --> 01:20:48,182 weaving in and out like no one else! 1389 01:20:51,268 --> 01:20:52,602 Number 07: 1390 01:20:52,603 --> 01:20:54,855 Frida Chaos! 1391 01:20:56,607 --> 01:21:00,777 While her hot dogs are delicious, her tackles are hard to swallow! 1392 01:21:01,403 --> 01:21:03,279 Number 14: 1393 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,780 the captain, 1394 01:21:04,781 --> 01:21:07,492 Tortillera Importada! 1395 01:21:11,163 --> 01:21:14,041 It means "immigrant dyke." 1396 01:21:17,377 --> 01:21:21,923 Our national figure skater, wearing number 08: 1397 01:21:21,924 --> 01:21:24,635 Killmore Girl! 1398 01:21:25,969 --> 01:21:30,349 She turned the gracefulness of her triple axel into derby fury! 1399 01:21:32,392 --> 01:21:34,018 Wearing number 11, 1400 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,479 you never want to see her in your rearview mirror: 1401 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,773 Diva Cop! 1402 01:21:40,108 --> 01:21:43,695 She hands out parking tickets, but mostly knockouts! 1403 01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:48,533 Your favorite nurse! Number 03: 1404 01:21:48,534 --> 01:21:51,327 Scalp-Hell! 1405 01:21:51,328 --> 01:21:55,457 On the rink she won't take your blood pressure, she'll raise it! 1406 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:57,458 Number 04: 1407 01:21:57,459 --> 01:22:00,087 Lady Malalady! 1408 01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:03,798 She doesn't mind cleaning up kids' snot, 1409 01:22:03,799 --> 01:22:07,177 but comforting her opponents is out of the question! 1410 01:22:08,554 --> 01:22:10,721 Number 24: 1411 01:22:10,722 --> 01:22:13,892 Itchy Pitchy! 1412 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,352 Always a little off-track... 1413 01:22:16,353 --> 01:22:18,730 but never not on-point! 1414 01:22:20,399 --> 01:22:25,361 She swapped her pickup for roller skates, number 36: 1415 01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,863 Skank! 1416 01:22:26,864 --> 01:22:28,281 She loves bashing faces in, 1417 01:22:28,282 --> 01:22:32,452 and she'll knock you lower than her plunging neckline! 1418 01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,043 Coached by none other 1419 01:22:41,044 --> 01:22:43,213 than Canadian Fury! 1420 01:22:45,257 --> 01:22:47,800 She may look like a little old lady... 1421 01:22:47,801 --> 01:22:50,178 but on roller skates or a mobility scooter, 1422 01:22:50,179 --> 01:22:53,765 she spreads terror everywhere she goes! 1423 01:22:59,938 --> 01:23:03,942 Please welcome your Waterloo Furies! 1424 01:23:06,945 --> 01:23:10,115 Waterloo! Waterloo! Waterloo! 1425 01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:19,332 And now, we welcome to the roller rink the Montreal team: 1426 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,543 the Sexpos! 1427 01:23:36,934 --> 01:23:38,726 They all look eight feet tall. 1428 01:23:38,727 --> 01:23:40,019 Are we all going to die? 1429 01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,480 We're gonna take a hell of a beating... 1430 01:23:47,861 --> 01:23:51,572 Reminder that we're selling maple fudge at the sacristy. 1431 01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:53,991 All proceeds from this game 1432 01:23:53,992 --> 01:23:57,663 will go towards Waterloo's women's sports! 1433 01:23:59,039 --> 01:24:00,165 My Furies. 1434 01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,211 The girls you need to focus on 1435 01:24:04,753 --> 01:24:06,421 aren't the ones across from you, 1436 01:24:07,548 --> 01:24:09,716 but the ones beside you! 1437 01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:13,303 The culmination of your journey 1438 01:24:14,096 --> 01:24:16,598 is who you became together! 1439 01:24:19,685 --> 01:24:20,936 I'm proud of you all. 1440 01:24:23,981 --> 01:24:26,525 I'd give anything to be in your skates tonight. 1441 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,695 So make me proud, you fucking brats! 1442 01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:32,072 We will! 1443 01:24:36,618 --> 01:24:39,329 FURIES! 1444 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:46,502 The Furies send Skank to the track as the jammer, 1445 01:24:46,503 --> 01:24:49,005 along with Itchy Pitchy, 1446 01:24:49,006 --> 01:24:50,798 Lady Malalady 1447 01:24:50,799 --> 01:24:52,049 Diva Cop, 1448 01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:53,802 and Killmore Girl! 1449 01:24:54,344 --> 01:24:55,636 Come on, Furies! 1450 01:24:55,637 --> 01:24:57,890 We'll show them who's boss! 1451 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:39,598 Sweet Jesus... 1452 01:25:49,691 --> 01:25:50,942 Shit! 1453 01:25:50,943 --> 01:25:53,778 Score is 8-0 for Montreal, 1454 01:25:53,779 --> 01:25:57,491 an extremely chaotic start for the Furies. 1455 01:26:10,587 --> 01:26:13,507 Do I need to score points for you?! 1456 01:26:14,383 --> 01:26:15,467 Five seconds! 1457 01:26:31,316 --> 01:26:32,900 - Hey! - No, no, no! 1458 01:26:32,901 --> 01:26:34,443 The Montreal jammer breaks away from the pack 1459 01:26:34,444 --> 01:26:36,988 while Skank is stalled by the opponents' blockers. 1460 01:26:36,989 --> 01:26:38,365 Skank breaks away... 1461 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:42,869 What great blocking! 1462 01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:44,203 Help me! 1463 01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:45,414 She's coming back! 1464 01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:47,708 Oh my God... 1465 01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:53,296 The Montreal jammer passes the blockers once again, scoring four easy points. 1466 01:26:53,297 --> 01:26:57,551 If Skank manages to pass through, she'll also score points... 1467 01:26:59,344 --> 01:27:00,721 Too late for Waterloo! 1468 01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:06,851 The Montreal jammer motions to call off the jam by slapping her hips, 1469 01:27:06,852 --> 01:27:09,520 preventing the Furies from scoring. 1470 01:27:09,521 --> 01:27:10,606 Oh yeah? 1471 01:27:12,107 --> 01:27:13,150 Come on! 1472 01:27:13,901 --> 01:27:15,110 Fucking bring it on! 1473 01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:20,531 Come on! Kill her, Mom! 1474 01:27:20,532 --> 01:27:21,992 Mom, kill her! 1475 01:27:22,492 --> 01:27:23,869 Kill her! 1476 01:27:25,704 --> 01:27:27,122 KILL HER! 1477 01:27:35,047 --> 01:27:35,881 Good play. 1478 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:37,758 Well done! 1479 01:27:39,343 --> 01:27:42,095 Channelling my anger! 1480 01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:43,889 Yes! 1481 01:27:46,016 --> 01:27:47,476 Go, Waterloo! 1482 01:27:51,104 --> 01:27:54,733 Skank may be channelling her anger, but the Furies have yet to score. 1483 01:27:56,068 --> 01:27:57,236 You were positioned well. 1484 01:27:57,903 --> 01:27:59,612 Why isn't it working? 1485 01:27:59,613 --> 01:28:00,781 They're everywhere! 1486 01:28:01,365 --> 01:28:03,741 They're not everywhere. We're fucking nowhere! 1487 01:28:03,742 --> 01:28:04,825 It's a disaster. 1488 01:28:04,826 --> 01:28:06,161 We have to copy them. 1489 01:28:07,079 --> 01:28:08,162 We do the same as them. 1490 01:28:08,163 --> 01:28:09,164 Exactly the same! 1491 01:28:09,790 --> 01:28:10,957 Copy them? 1492 01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:11,999 Come on, girls. 1493 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,376 We'll never win this game 1494 01:28:13,377 --> 01:28:15,003 by not being ourselves. 1495 01:28:15,629 --> 01:28:18,756 - We could wait for it to be over. - No. 1496 01:28:18,757 --> 01:28:20,634 I'll never again wait for it to be over! 1497 01:28:31,937 --> 01:28:33,146 Five seconds! 1498 01:29:02,176 --> 01:29:03,385 Killmore Girl is lead jammer. 1499 01:29:03,969 --> 01:29:06,805 If she passes the pack, she'll score the Furies' first points! 1500 01:29:24,865 --> 01:29:26,241 Triple axle... 1501 01:29:28,702 --> 01:29:30,245 She did it! 1502 01:29:35,584 --> 01:29:37,460 Queen, what was that move? 1503 01:29:37,461 --> 01:29:38,545 She's a machine! 1504 01:29:45,511 --> 01:29:48,179 That was sick! You're amazing! 1505 01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:51,390 Killmore Girl scores four points for the Furies! 1506 01:29:51,391 --> 01:29:53,685 Killmore Girl! Killmore Girl! 1507 01:30:02,236 --> 01:30:03,403 Five seconds. 1508 01:30:10,369 --> 01:30:12,745 Tortillera emerges from the pack. 1509 01:30:12,746 --> 01:30:14,330 Frida motions with her hands... 1510 01:30:14,331 --> 01:30:16,708 How will they pass the blockers' wall? 1511 01:30:21,755 --> 01:30:22,964 That's my girl! 1512 01:30:22,965 --> 01:30:26,009 Tortillera Importada scores four points for the Furies! 1513 01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:31,974 What a great mother-daughter duo. 1514 01:30:33,892 --> 01:30:37,396 We can see a mix of curling and cheerleading in their technique! 1515 01:30:46,071 --> 01:30:47,154 - What's this? - The pivot. 1516 01:30:47,155 --> 01:30:48,823 That's like the joker. 1517 01:30:48,824 --> 01:30:50,658 If the jammer hands you the star, 1518 01:30:50,659 --> 01:30:51,869 you become the jammer. 1519 01:30:52,661 --> 01:30:53,912 The joker! 1520 01:30:54,788 --> 01:30:56,581 Skank hands her star to the pivot. 1521 01:30:56,582 --> 01:30:58,417 Itchy Pitchy is now the jammer. 1522 01:30:59,293 --> 01:31:00,668 - No! - Other way! 1523 01:31:00,669 --> 01:31:02,420 You're going the wrong way, honey. 1524 01:31:02,421 --> 01:31:04,046 It's a one-way! 1525 01:31:04,047 --> 01:31:05,507 A Montreal blocker breaks away from the pack... 1526 01:31:06,383 --> 01:31:08,051 and blocks Itchy Pitchy! 1527 01:31:08,886 --> 01:31:10,220 Skank to the rescue! 1528 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:13,724 She throws her sister... 1529 01:31:16,727 --> 01:31:18,770 Itchy Pitchy! 1530 01:31:19,646 --> 01:31:21,022 Skate, sweetie! 1531 01:31:21,023 --> 01:31:22,149 - Go on! - Yeah, okay. 1532 01:31:31,783 --> 01:31:35,287 Joker! 1533 01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,375 Itchy Pitchy! 1534 01:31:42,753 --> 01:31:43,670 I got it! 1535 01:31:44,254 --> 01:31:45,088 I scored! 1536 01:31:45,589 --> 01:31:49,175 The score goes up to 20-16! 1537 01:31:49,176 --> 01:31:53,305 A stunning recovery for the Furies, who are now nearly tied with Montreal. 1538 01:31:53,889 --> 01:31:55,682 Itchy Pitchy! 1539 01:31:57,643 --> 01:31:59,644 Montreal calls for a time-out. 1540 01:31:59,645 --> 01:32:01,772 Furies! Furies! Furies! 1541 01:32:10,405 --> 01:32:14,910 Canadian Fury! 1542 01:32:23,335 --> 01:32:25,211 Calling a time-out? 1543 01:32:25,212 --> 01:32:26,754 They're totally freaking out! 1544 01:32:26,755 --> 01:32:29,257 This is going well. We might just win this. 1545 01:32:29,258 --> 01:32:30,424 Fucking right! 1546 01:32:30,425 --> 01:32:32,134 We're gonna win! 1547 01:32:32,135 --> 01:32:33,594 We're sold out?! 1548 01:32:33,595 --> 01:32:35,055 SOLD OUT 1549 01:32:56,743 --> 01:32:57,744 Mrs. Yvette? 1550 01:33:01,415 --> 01:33:03,375 You'll have to explain what you're doing here. 1551 01:33:05,544 --> 01:33:07,753 You won. The arena's half-empty. 1552 01:33:07,754 --> 01:33:08,839 What?! 1553 01:33:12,634 --> 01:33:14,344 Okay. But, um... 1554 01:33:15,137 --> 01:33:16,680 Then why didn't you stay over there? 1555 01:33:20,934 --> 01:33:22,269 They didn't give you the job. 1556 01:33:24,313 --> 01:33:27,065 I don't think the bastards ever planned on giving it to me. 1557 01:33:29,234 --> 01:33:30,652 Want me to beat 'em up? 1558 01:33:32,446 --> 01:33:33,655 You're good at that. 1559 01:33:38,452 --> 01:33:40,661 I don't even want the damn business. 1560 01:33:40,662 --> 01:33:41,788 It's just... 1561 01:33:46,084 --> 01:33:47,377 Where do I fit in? 1562 01:33:50,422 --> 01:33:52,090 You belong at the arena, brother. 1563 01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:54,593 Yeah. 1564 01:33:56,929 --> 01:33:58,471 I am good at that. 1565 01:33:58,472 --> 01:34:01,265 The ice is flat, the schedule is well-planned, people are happy. 1566 01:34:01,266 --> 01:34:03,768 People love you... when you don't kick them out. 1567 01:34:03,769 --> 01:34:04,603 All right? 1568 01:34:05,896 --> 01:34:07,021 I'll figure something out. 1569 01:34:07,022 --> 01:34:08,774 I hope so, you fucking lost! 1570 01:34:09,733 --> 01:34:12,401 Montreal's time-out is now over. 1571 01:34:12,402 --> 01:34:15,239 Go. You have city snobs' asses to kick! 1572 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,285 Furies! 1573 01:34:21,286 --> 01:34:22,120 Girls... 1574 01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,414 We won the bet. We're getting our ice time back. 1575 01:34:25,415 --> 01:34:26,416 My curling! 1576 01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:31,004 Let's go, Drouin! 1577 01:34:34,007 --> 01:34:36,300 My daughter's skating lessons! Thank you! 1578 01:34:36,301 --> 01:34:38,511 - We won the bet! - But... 1579 01:34:38,512 --> 01:34:39,720 we still need to win the game. 1580 01:34:39,721 --> 01:34:42,181 I don't want to look like a fool in front of the crowd. 1581 01:34:42,182 --> 01:34:43,642 Hey, girls! 1582 01:34:44,226 --> 01:34:46,270 Can't you see we've already won? 1583 01:34:52,442 --> 01:34:55,486 A blazing comeback from the Bombers, 1584 01:34:55,487 --> 01:34:59,407 who take the lead 16–20! 1585 01:34:59,408 --> 01:35:01,410 16-20! 1586 01:35:05,539 --> 01:35:06,623 Where are we? 1587 01:35:11,545 --> 01:35:13,213 - Mrs. Yvette? - Where are we? 1588 01:35:14,882 --> 01:35:17,258 We need to stop the game. 1589 01:35:17,259 --> 01:35:18,176 No! 1590 01:35:18,177 --> 01:35:19,678 We really might win! 1591 01:35:20,262 --> 01:35:22,890 That's not what matters right now, Léa. 1592 01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:28,645 What are you doing on these skates? 1593 01:35:32,441 --> 01:35:34,401 I want skates too. 1594 01:35:37,863 --> 01:35:39,823 I happen to have a pair of skates for you, ma'am. 1595 01:35:41,158 --> 01:35:42,075 You do? 1596 01:35:43,118 --> 01:35:45,746 Mel, she has trouble just staying on her feet... 1597 01:35:46,622 --> 01:35:48,123 Trust me. 1598 01:35:50,417 --> 01:35:52,127 We have a special request. 1599 01:35:54,379 --> 01:35:55,880 What's going on? 1600 01:35:55,881 --> 01:35:57,840 Mélissa took off her skates. 1601 01:35:57,841 --> 01:36:00,344 You just had hip surgery. Now's not the time to break it. 1602 01:36:01,261 --> 01:36:02,262 Fuck off about my hip! 1603 01:36:03,764 --> 01:36:04,889 You tell her! 1604 01:36:04,890 --> 01:36:05,973 I know how to skate. 1605 01:36:05,974 --> 01:36:07,517 Yes, you do. 1606 01:36:07,518 --> 01:36:09,143 Oh, I sure know how to skate! 1607 01:36:09,144 --> 01:36:11,522 You're the one who taught us how to skate. 1608 01:36:16,276 --> 01:36:18,903 I've just been informed this will be the last jam of the game. 1609 01:36:18,904 --> 01:36:22,658 Game time is being shortened due to unforeseen circumstances. 1610 01:36:23,617 --> 01:36:25,117 We welcome to the rink 1611 01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:28,539 a roller derby legend. 1612 01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:33,876 A woman from Waterloo 1613 01:36:33,877 --> 01:36:37,339 who became a huge star in the United States! 1614 01:36:41,718 --> 01:36:43,219 Ladies and gentlemen... 1615 01:36:43,220 --> 01:36:45,013 Canadian Fury! 1616 01:37:28,724 --> 01:37:33,436 The whole Madison Square Garden is on its feet, 1617 01:37:33,437 --> 01:37:39,026 cheering the return of the Canadian Fury! 1618 01:37:40,861 --> 01:37:44,155 The crowd is standing, screaming, 1619 01:37:44,156 --> 01:37:48,869 and going wild for their idol! 1620 01:38:00,255 --> 01:38:02,465 Fury! Fury! 1621 01:38:02,466 --> 01:38:05,344 Fury! Fury! Fury! 1622 01:38:33,956 --> 01:38:35,415 Thank you, Coach. 1623 01:38:37,751 --> 01:38:38,961 For everything. 1624 01:38:49,346 --> 01:38:52,557 So technically, Canadian Fury just scored ten points, yeah? 1625 01:38:52,558 --> 01:38:54,268 I think you're right! 1626 01:38:54,935 --> 01:38:56,686 It's 26-20! 1627 01:38:56,687 --> 01:38:58,856 Victory to the Waterloo Furies! 1628 01:39:27,217 --> 01:39:29,136 Oh. Here's my card. 1629 01:39:29,636 --> 01:39:31,889 - If you ever... - You're so handsome! 1630 01:39:34,349 --> 01:39:37,351 You can do figure skating again, sweetheart! 1631 01:39:37,352 --> 01:39:39,730 No, I want to play derby just like you, Mom! 1632 01:39:42,983 --> 01:39:43,942 Congrats! 1633 01:39:45,777 --> 01:39:47,738 What will be, will be. 1634 01:39:49,573 --> 01:39:51,491 - Mom! - Mom! 1635 01:39:53,869 --> 01:39:56,205 You finally found something that doesn't make you mad. 1636 01:40:33,992 --> 01:40:37,037 "We're making a brigade of girls, too wild to be wanted. 1637 01:40:38,121 --> 01:40:40,165 Too dazzling to be alone. 1638 01:40:40,791 --> 01:40:43,043 Loved by everyone at arm's length. 1639 01:40:44,419 --> 01:40:47,214 Girls who feast with three ingredients. 1640 01:40:47,798 --> 01:40:50,759 Who haul canoes on six hours of sleep. 1641 01:40:52,261 --> 01:40:55,472 Who speak too loudly, a little too roughly. 1642 01:40:56,431 --> 01:40:58,766 Girls of kept promises, 1643 01:40:58,767 --> 01:41:01,812 unreliable as hell but so loyal. 1644 01:41:02,729 --> 01:41:06,316 Girls who start fires in the rain. 1645 01:41:07,526 --> 01:41:13,782 Girls with loose hair, ultraviolet, self-taught, and irreverent. 1646 01:41:14,992 --> 01:41:16,785 We're doing this now. 1647 01:41:17,995 --> 01:41:20,330 We'll rest later." 107208