All language subtitles for Shrinking.S03E10

[cheerful music playing]

Oh.

[Randy] That is
one cute baby, Brian.

Where'd the name Sutton
come from?

The Great White Way.

I never know what the heck
it is you're talking about,

- but you seem happy,
so I'm happy.
- [chuckles] I'm barely happy.

Okay, nobody look at him.

- He's fishing for one of us
to ask why.
- [Liz] Yep.

Why? Because Charlie's
going away
for three months,

and I have to be a single dad.

No need to call me a hero.

No one was going to.

Look at that face.

You're so beautiful.

You don't have to go to school

or develop a personality.
Nothing.

She is so much smaller
than Jimmy was.

His head was so big
that until he was ten,
anytime he turned too quickly

- he stumbled
in that direction.
- [chuckling]

Somebody else please share.

Enjoy this age
while you can, Brian.

They grow up fast.
I can't believe

this one is going
to graduate tomorrow.

[gentle music playing]

[Jimmy] I can't believe
he's still pretending

he's gonna show up.

You know, I grew up
with a father like that.

Shallow but very charming.

So, not overtly mean

but made you feel like shit
all the time.

You see me.

- [gasps] Oh, I do.
- Mm-hmm.

- But you are crushing me.
- Yeah.

Should we save it for Sofi?

We didn't make it.

[sighs] Oh, no.

You good?

[inhales deeply]

- Not yet.
- All right.

Okay. So,
who wants to start first?

I'll start.
Sean's an asshole.

- [veterans gasp]
- I'm surprised he's even here

and not interviewing at
another fancier support group.

I took a job opportunity
at a restaurant,

so I have to
shut down the truck.

And abandon me
like a fucking punk.

[veteran] Holy shit.

All right. Take it easy, okay?

This isn't
The Jerry Springer Show.
[chuckles]

What's that?

Oh, my gosh.
Wow, I forgot
I'm older than you.

It was basically this, like,
carnival of mentally ill people

that you would watch
when you were
home sick from school.

It was toxic and violent.

And I miss it so much.

Now, Jorge... [sighs]

...I understand
that you are angry

over Sean's perceived
punk-esque behavior.

But how about we talk
through your feelings
and work it out?

Oh, I know
how to work this out.

Okay. Guys,
this is not
how we solve our problems.

Come on, man.

Just talk to me.

- Fuck you.
- Jorge, don't do this.

[veterans clamoring]

- [Jorge] Bam!
- [grunting]

[both grunting]

- [shouts, grunts]
- [clamoring]

[groans, grunts]

Oh, why is it always the teeth?

It doesn't hurt.

[lisping] I think this one
is fake.

You guys signed
liability waivers, right?

[inhales deeply, sighs]

All our grown children
under one roof.

I am filled with gratitude.

Hun, we are rich...
[exhales shakily]

[voice cracking]
...with love and family.

Why is Derek so emotional?

He's been like this
since his surgery.

- All right.
- What can I say? All right.

Life is short.

I wanna savor every moment.
We all should.

Matthew, what are you savoring?

Actually,
my shoe business
is kind of crushing.

Saved up enough
to get my own place

with my boys Finn and Leo.

And Jack.

And four randos.

How many bedrooms do you have?

- Two.
- Say goodbye
to cranking it, bro.

Yeah, we came up with
a whole system for that.

A cranking calendar.
Nice. [chuckles]

That's good communication.

See, this
is how societies are built.

- Alice.
- Hi.

You have a big
savory moment coming.

Graduation.
How're you feeling?

Ready to be done. [scoffs]
I don't know if you know,

but high school
wasn't really
the best experience for me.

Are you kidding?

You're hot, you're smart,

everyone loves you...

[gasps] Oh, 'cause of your mom.

Poor motherless child.

- Derek, no.
- Yeah, she's...
[whispering] ...got no mother.

I'd be excited for graduation

except my boyfriend
refuses to sit with my mom.

She's...

just a little gropey.

That was one time,

and she thought
you stole her vape.

She pulled my zipper down.

- Oh. I mean,
it's only normal...
- [whispering] Yeah.

...that she'd want
to get to know you better.

I mean, get your shit together.

Look at Will and even Matthew.

You're the new Matthew.

- [all clamoring]
- That's so bad for your brand.

You can move back in upstairs.

Will's girlfriend's pregnant.

- Oh, seriously?
- [both] What?

Come on, bro.
He told us that
with confidence.

In confidence.

That's what I said.

I'm gonna go.

I do actually have to go,

but I would have
said that regardless.

[amusing music playing]

Okay, raise your hand
if you thought
it would've been me first.

[sighs]

Still can't believe
Paul's leaving.

Paul. How's it going, man?

I'm going to get a protein bar.

- Oh, hell yeah, dude.
- Great update.

- Get off my jock.
- [smacks lips] Wow.

He doesn't seem
quite as sad as I am.

Yeah, I'm gonna miss
the smell of cranky old guy
around here.

[chuckles] We could
turn his office
into a Paul museum.

Like, school groups
could come through.

We could have Disney
make an animatronic of him.

Says things like...
[imitating Paul]
"Behold, the tools.

- [chuckles]
- And, uh, raw dog. Raw dog."

Hey. Paul didn't tell you?

- What?
- Okay. Um...

Well, Paul kinda
gave me the building
to use for my trauma center.

Well, actually
I'm renting it from him
for, like, a dollar.

Even though
I probably won't pay,
since he doesn't have Venmo.

So, yeah, it's kind of free.

Unless he gets Venmo.

Which he won't,
so it's definitely free.

- He gave you the whole place?
- Yeah.

- That's fucking awesome.
- Really?

Paul and I
talked about this years ago.

I have no interest
in running a business.

All I care about is
being able to see my patients.

I can do that anywhere.

I basically
already do that anywhere.

Look, this is your dream.

It's a really cool next chapter
for this place.

Thank you, Jimmy.

Like, really,
that means a lot, a lot.

- Like, a lot, a lot, a lot.
- [sighs]

Can we still get
the animatronic Paul?

Dude, I think we have to.
[inhales sharply]

[imitating Paul] "Woof.

- Why am I a doll, Jimmy?"
- [chuckles]

- This way. Hi, Paul.
- [chuckles]

I can't believe
this is happening.

This is like my own multiverse.

- Happy Grandpa,
meet grumpy Grandpa.
- Which one's which?

- I think you know.
- I'm good with either.

- Randy. Ah.
- Uh, Paul.

- Thanks.
- [Alice] I told him how much

you've been there for me
the last couple of years,

so I thought it'd be nice
for you guys to say hi.

- I'm gonna go get Dad.
- Okay.

- Great kid.
- The best.

She said that you would
meet her in the park
in exchange for candy?

Sounds creepier than it was.

- Ah. [sucks teeth]
- [chuckles]

Listen, I gotta... I gotta say

that I really appreciate
you, uh,

being there for her
after Tia died.

I-I would've liked to,
you know,
be around more.

I suppose it was
a hard time for you as well.

I know it's difficult to know

how to deal with people
that are grieving.

Yeah. It, uh...

Well, it is what it is, right?

If I'm
making you uncomfortable,
you can change the subject.

Thanks for the road map.

- You play guitar?
- No.

Okay. 0 for 1.

Oh, this is nice.
I didn't realize
chitchat paid so well.

I bet Jimmy's good at it.

He got that from his mom.

She was an emotional,
yapper type too.

Your son is
an excellent therapist.

Great to hear.

- Oh, you have protein bars.
- Want one?

- No.
- Hey, look who I found.

Wow, I thought
I smelled airport cologne.

There's Grandy Randy.

- Oh, Gaby. There's my
tall cup of hot chocolate.
- Sure is.

You never let me call
you chocolate anything.

Well, that's because I like
when older guys call me hot.

[muttering] That's
some bullshit.

["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]

Hey.

Hey.

I cannot remember
a single time

when I've connected
with my father

on an emotional level.

My dad got drunk one time...
[sighs]

...woke me up
in the middle of the night,

locked me in the basement
and said he was gonna
set the house on fire.

- Okay, you win at bad dads.
- Thank you.

It seems like
Alice is really
very fond of him.

Yeah, you know.
She's not aware
that he's about to pull

the same vanishing act on her

he did on me
when I was a kid.

Well, did you ever
talk to him about it?

You can't be mad at somebody

for not changing their behavior

if you haven't had the courage
to tell them how you feel.

I know, Paul.
But what's the point
if he's not gonna change?

They rarely do.

But then you get to be mad

and let 'em fucking have it.

It's been
on the tip of my tongue
s-so many times.

[chuckles]

[sighs] Am I just a wimp?

- Yes.
- [chuckles]

Look,

you know how I feel
about this stuff.

You wouldn't be doing it
to change him.

- You'd be doing it
to unburden yourself.
- [sighs]

It's a lot to carry around,

and this kinda toxic shit
does come out eventually.

You know, he missed
my high school graduation too.

My dad once had me
fight a dog that bit me.

So that explains the "Woof."

[quirky music playing]

We talked through
all our options,

and we plan on
keeping the baby.

[stammers, sighs]

Are-Are you guys even serious

with-with each other?

Is this like a forever thing?

I mean,
we haven't hard-launched,

but she keeps
her eczema cream at my place.

Yeah. [chuckling] I do.

[stammers] We haven't even
had you over for coffee
and toilet, Peyton.

I don't know what that is.

So, it's a symbol
of being truly embraced
by this family.

And I'm here for C and T,
like, all the time.

C and T. I like it.

- Summer.
- Yes?

Would you take Connor
to hang with your mom

so he gets used to her
before graduation?

- Oh, good idea.
- [mouthing] What?

- She should be alert by now.
- [Liz] Mm-hmm.

You're supposed to protect me.

How did this happen?

Weren't you guys being safe?

We were.

I guess it just didn't work.

Oh, come on, buddy.

[stammers] I also had to
get off the pill

because it was
affecting my mood.

It makes me... [scoffs]
...really mean.

A baby will make you meaner.

- And your nipples
are gonna be crusty.
- [huffs]

And hard.

And gross for a year.

Like little rocks.

Both of us?

- Just one.
- Mm-mmm.

[sighs] I mean...

- How do you plan
to support this baby?
- [mumbles]

- Well, sports agents
make good money.
- [clears throat]

Yeah, but you work
in the mail room,

for now, until AI
takes your job.

I could do MomTok. Mm-hmm.

And get brand deals.

Lots of people
make money that way.

- Until AI starts Mom-Tokking.
- Stop saying AI.

It's an existential threat,
babe.

I just want you both to know
how hard this is gonna be.

- I mean, just giving birth.
- I'm not worried about that

because, uh, I plan on doing
an unmedicated water birth
at home.

Uh-oh.

Count.

One.

Two.

[both] How long
is she gonna count?

- For water birth,
probably a hundred.
- Four. Five.

Well, thanks for
not totally freaking out.

[sighs] I know it's
kind of a mess.

Yeah. It's not ideal.

But we love you,

and we'll get through it.

- [sighing] Oh.
- [Derek] Yeah!

- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

- Love you, Mom.
- Love you.

- [Will] Love you, guys.
- Take care. Love you.

- Drive safe.
- [whispering] Oh, my God.

[sighs]

- We're having a baby.
- [squeals]

- [squeals]
- We get to be
young grandparents.

Oh, my God. So many people
are gonna mistake me
for the mother.

Agree with me.

Oh, so many people.

So many people.

- Let's call everyone.
- I'm gonna get
a baseball glove.

[singsongy] Jumpsuit!

Ugh. My gym is officially
too gay.

They have a new class
called Booty Garland

where you do squats
to Judy Garland songs.

- So stupid.
- Uh-huh.

Oh, and you get to
drink during it.
Cute. Okay, I'm in.

Yeah, I found
my Pilates teacher
on Instagram,

and he had a lot of
bare ass on there.

- We're on me
right now, Kellie.
- Oh, I'm sorry. [smacks lips]

I said I'm sorry.

- Oh, you want his handle?
- Yeah. Get there faster,
Kellie.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Daddy has some good news.
- Oh.

Work approved
the family housing request
for my trip to Tennessee.

So we can all go together.

I don't have to be away
from you both for three months.

Um, sorry.
I can't go away
for that long, babe.

I have a job too,
you know. [scoffs]

Oh.

Brian, you can't
just work remotely?

Of course I can.
I haven't been
in my office in months.

I even think
they might've moved,

but it's been
too long for me to ask

- without it being weird.
- I don't understand

why you don't want to go
to Tennessee.

- It sounds like an adventure.
- [scoffs]

Elvis is from there.

They have barbecue.

Mmm. And other
culturally appropriated things.

Hey, did...
did we steal barbecue from you?

- Sure did.
- Whoa, bummer.

- [Gaby] Mmm.
- Come on. Life is short.

Oh, my God, Derek.

Enough with
the life is short stuff.

I don't wanna go to Tennessee.

It's too humid.

It's far.

Also, did you know
that Memphis

- is the murder capital
of the country?
- Really?

I don't know,
but if it is, that's not
how I wanna find out.

Plus, where am I supposed to
buy my clothes? Walmart?

Uh...

What are you trying to say?
My shit's not
from Walmart, bro.

- What?
- [Gaby] Wow.
Thank God you're here.

Brian's been Brianing
more than usual,

and it's been
awful to witness.

I rushed over in the middle
of my uncle's wake.

It wasn't over,
but you guys said
it was an emergency.

- It's not.
- Holy shnikes, I am so sorry.

I'm fucking with you,
'cause you guys were being
really weird on the phone.

- What's up?
- I'll tell you what's up.

Matthew has
a full-time job going,
and he's, uh...

[sucks teeth]
...he's moving outta here.

Wow. Nice. I didn't think
he'd actually pull that off.

[snickers] Me either.

Yeah. The rehab
isn't completely finished.

I need someone to fix
some of Matthew's handiwork.

You know,
like the upside-down
bathroom faucet.

- Water still comes out.
- Now it's a bidet.

I just need someone
to oversee the repairs.

If you can do that...

you can live here rent-free.

And who knows,

maybe by the time
I'm ready to sell it,

you'll be ready to buy it.

After that big,
fancy new job of yours.

- Come on. Look, I know...
- Dude.

...you weren't ready before,
a-and it's...

it's okay if you're...
if you're still not.

I just need you to know
that this is for me too, right?

I have been thinking
a lot about my life
and who I wanna be.

And it's someone
who supports and is there
for the people he loves.

[chuckling] Holy shit, D-Train.

I just came
to take credit if he said yes.
Now I'm invested.

Yeah.

- Okay, I'm in.
- Come on!

- Come to Papa!
- Yay!

- Yay! [chuckles]
- Yay!

- I love you, man.
- [Derek] I love you.

- Thanks, Derek.
- You're welcome.

- No, Brian.
- Okay, that's enough...
All right.

- Come on, man.
- That was for me.

- Oh.
- Twenty-three out of 25.

You hit that
like it wronged you.

I like to think
I'm sending it
to a better place.

You're up.

It's a great idea, kid.

Yeah, well,

I figured we haven't had
much one-on-one time.

All right.
Might wanna call NASA.

- I'm sending this one
up into orbit.
- Okay. [chuckles]

- [grunts]
- Come on, Jimbo.

You've hit faster balls
than that in Little League.

Remember what I taught ya.

Think of someone
who's grinding your gears,

then picture their face
on the ball.

[grunts]

Oh! That one
had some fire in it.

Like back in '89,
when you walked it off
for the Badgers.

You really loved
that day, huh?

I sure did.

One of those core memories.

You know,
I think that graduation

is gonna be one of those
core memories for Alice.

Oh, come on.
Let's not go back
to that again, huh?

[stammers] Look,
didn't we have a great
couple of days together? Huh?

She really loves that car.

I think it's awesome

how generous

and warm and fun you can be
when you come visit.

But it also always feels
like you got one foot in
and one foot out.

And it can be
really confusing for a kid.

It makes them feel like

they're not as important to you
as you are to them.

This whole
"fun and done" thing,

it's not enough for her.

It was never enough for me.

Jimmy, your mom

was the one
who always had a knack

for that touchy-feely part
of being a parent.
I just... You know,

- I did the best I could.
- I know. I know you did.
I know.

I get it. I really do, Dad.

And I know, I know you think
Alice is gonna be fine
with you bailing.

But you know what she said
to me the other night?

She said,
"I'm just so happy that
we're all gonna be together."

Because me and you,

we're all she has, man.

[inhales sharply]

What is it
that you would like me
to do here?

Cancel your fishing trip.

Show up at graduation.

I'm not that guy, Jimmy.

And, buddy,
I can't tell you how much

I don't wanna
keep having this conversation,

so if you got
anything else to say,

get it out now.

I'm good.

Good.

They got soft serve over there.

Come on. Let me buy you one.

[downcast music playing]

- We're having a baby!
- [cheering]

[Gaby] I am so happy for you,

and your unwed boy,
and his wannabe
Instagram baby mama.

Thank you.

There's so much to do.

I think we should turn
Will's room into a nursery,

because the baby's
gonna be here all the time.

I have to get her a new doctor,

and a new birth plan
that doesn't have
the word "bathtub" in it.

Okay, babe,
I-I know you're excited,

but isn't this a little...
[chuckles] ...a little early?

[scoffs] Those guys don't know
what they're doing.

And we're gonna be
practically raising this kid
for the next five years.

- Ten, if we're lucky.
- Yeah.

- Probably 20. Ugh.
- I hope.

- [Brian] Ugh.
- [chuckles]

- [Liz] What?
- Charlie keeps texting me

about Tennessee.

And now he's sending me
sad face emojis,

and himself doing
sad face emojis.

- [Liz] Oh, so special.
- No, it's not funny.

- It's not. It's not funny.
- He's making art, Brian.

I am allowed to not
want to go to Tennessee.

Okay. Well, Brian,
maybe he'd stop if you sack up
and tell him the truth.

- [gasps]
- How you really feel.

- [sighs]
- I agree with Gaby...
[stammers]

...about telling the truth
about how you feel.

- Yeah, you do.
- Mm-hmm.

'Cause Gaby's a genius.

I don't wanna raise
Will's baby.

- Dummy.
- Way to go, Gaby.

You cool it.
And I'm not afraid

- of either of you, okay?
- [Derek] Okay.

I thought you were excited
to be a grandfather.

I am, but, like,
you know, a normal one,

where you see them
on weekends and holidays,

you feed them
a bunch of sugar,

and then tell their parents
that ADHD isn't real.

- Okay, well, it is real.
- It's not.

- What?
- [Derek] Okay.

I know everybody is
sick and tired

about my "life is short" thing,

but it is.

I don't wanna be 90,

sitting in a rocking chair
with this same full
head of hair,

wishing I did cool stuff.

I want to fly
to a different time zone,

and when I get there,
it's yesterday.

I wanna go to Vietnam.

I wanna eat fruit
that smells like butt.

- May I suggest
trying real butt?
- It's overrated.

Well, maybe you had
a bad one.

Look, I'm just saying,

the rest of my days,

I want them
filled with adventure.

My adventure is not
eating butt fruit,

but go for it.

I would never stop you

from doing anything
that made you happy.

I don't wanna go alone.

I want to go with you.

But that's not my jam, babe.

Why don't you ask Matthew?

He'd go to Vietnam,
or Connor.

- Hey. Can I get a peach?
- Here you go, little girl.

Summer would totally
go with you.

[scoffs] I'm not taking her
to Vietnam.

I didn't realize
that was on the table.

If you change your mind,
I am so in.

- Babe. [sighs] Babe.
- [door slams]

Thank you.

[smacks lips, sucks teeth]
Yeah. See, this is why
we lie.

Why do you always have

- the worst takeaways?
- What?

Ta-da!

Ah, you made overnight oats
for graduation day.

Yeah, of course I did.

- It's your favorite.
- Throwback.

I did a test batch yesterday
with water.

- It was a real piece of shit.
- Okay.

But this time,
I used coconut milk,

and I think I've
cracked the code.

Yay!

How did you ever like
this stuff?

- It was a dark time.
- Mm-hmm.

- [sighs]
- Hey.

- Hey.
- What's with the bag?

Oh, I'm sorry, kid.

Something came up.

My buddy invited me
deep-sea fishing.

Sorry to miss the ceremony,
but, uh, I am so proud of you.

Don't worry about it.
You're missing the boring part.

I wish I could go fishing.

Actually, wait.
Would I have to touch a fish,

- and would they die?
- Yes, to both.

- Okay, then I'm out.
- Okay.

Go make your dad proud.

- Okay. I'm gonna go
change and get...
- [chuckles]

- ...my cap and gown, okay?
- Okay.

- I'll meet you in the car?
- Yeah, you bet.

- Bye, Grandpa.
- Goodbye.

- Love you.
- Love you too.

- Good luck, kiddo.
- Thank you.

See? I told you she'd be fine.

Not everyone is
as sensitive as you.

Thanks for the visit.
See you soon.

[downcast music playing]

[sighs] I think when I move,
I'm gonna miss you most of all.

You talking about me
or the sandwich?

You don't wanna know.

[lisping] Careful
what you say to Sean,

or you might get
sucker punched.

He's not
getting his tooth fixed
on purpose,

just to make me feel
like shit.

It's like working
with Daffy Duck.

[chuckles] I love Daffy Duck.

He's so angry, but I know
it's not my job
to fix his life.

- What do you think?
- I think you're smart enough

to figure this stuff out
for yourself.

Okay, Mr. Miyagi. I will.

Julie and I are leaving
in the morning.

Stay in touch.

Give me a call
and let me know
who Mr. Miyagi is.

- Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up.
- What?

You really think
you gon' skip town
without giving me a hug?

You got one
after your last session.

That was a doctor-patient hug.

Now I want my friend hug.

- Don't be a hug bitch.
- Fine.

[sighs]

- Ah!
- Fine.

There it is.

Jesus. Ridiculous.

[lisping] Isn't that sweet?

Get your fucking tooth fixed.

[chuckles]

- You good?
- [sniffles]
I'm nervous. [chuckles]

Me too. [chuckles]

All I have to do is sit.

Okay,
before we go in there, um...

[smacks lips] ...your mom--

I know.

[sentimental music playing]

- She loves--
- I know.

Yeah.

[cries]

What can you do?

[sniffs]

What can you do?

[inhales deeply]

- Oh, kid. [sighs]
- [cries, groans]

Ugh, everyone in there
will be watching us
because of Mom,

so let's just have this be
our emotional moment, okay?

- Out there
we can just smile...
- [breathes deeply]

...and point at each other,

- cool as shit.
- You got it.

[inhales sharply, sighs]

What is this?

It's a cardboard cutout
of you as a baby,

but I don't know
why it's in here.

Absolutely not.

Please? You were so cute.

Dad, I swear,

if you hold this up,
I will never forgive you.

Fine.

- I love you.
- I love you more. Let's go.

- [principal] Kyle Lacey.
- [crowd cheering]

- [principal] Alice Laird.
- [graduation march playing]

Winnifred Lutke.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- [principal speaks
indistinctly]

[principal] Kenneth Martin.

[speaks indistinctly]

Pretty sweet, huh?

Wet bar, central air,

and unlike the pool house,
this place has
a few separate rooms.

What? Did you seriously
bring me here to show off
your dope new place?

Yeah.

But it's our dope new place.

Move in, man.

Rent free. No strings.

At least till you get
back on track.

Okay, one string
'cause I am definitely taking
the bigger room.

[chuckles]

But there's no way
I would have

ever made it this far
without you.

- So, what do you think, man?
- Are you for real?

- I look like I'm playing?
- [chuckles]

- Count me in.
- Yes!

- [Jorge chuckles]
- Let's go.

- [lisping] Sean...
- Hey. You ain't

- gotta get all mushy with me.
- Can you give me a ride
to the dentist?

I've been waiting
for your ass to ask all day.

[chuckles] Let's get you
fixed up, man.

[cheerful music playing]

I guess I have a roommate now,

so goodbye, office slash gym
slash bird room.

- What now?
- I was gonna get a bird,

and it was gonna be his room.

Now you're bird-less,
and your girlfriend

- can't walk around naked.
- [Sean] Still worth it.

Sometimes you have to
make sacrifices
for the people you love.

[Gaby] Wow, Sean.

That is so true.

I'm almost tempted to say,

"Booyah. Told y'all, asses,"
unironically.

[chuckles] But I won't.

- Really makes you think.
- [Liz] Hmm.

- Sean, bring the photos.
Let's go.
- Yes, ma'am.

That was mostly directed
at you.

Oh, please.

You won't even
sniff butt fruit

with a man whose only crime
is loving you too much.

You won't even relocate
with your husband

'cause you're
scared of pecan pie.

It's too sticky!

What if I can't
get my mouth back open?

["You Seemed So Happy" playing]

- [all cheering]
- Congratulations!

- Come on, give us a speech!
- [all] Speech!

- [Brian] Do it!
- Okay.

Thank you so much for coming.

I love you guys so much.

This has been
a really crazy ride,

but I'm really grateful
to have all of you
by my side always.

Oh, as a heads-up,
Paul is counting this
as his goodbye to everyone,

so get your hug in
while you can.

- [Brian] Huh.
- Damn it, Alice.

We did it.
We fucking graduated.

- I love you so much.
- Oh, I love you.

I love you guys too. [chuckles]

- So not your moment.
- You almost destroyed us,
Connor.

- Come here. I love you.
- [sighs]

- Have fun in Connecticut.
- Okay.

- Those are my people.
- [Paul chuckles]

I owed you a plant
that wasn't dead.

- I'm proud of you.
- Hey.

I am proud of you too.

Sous-chef.

Fancy.

[Brian] As a parting gift,

you don't have to pay
my last invoice.

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Actually, you do.

According to
California state law,
I have to get paid.

We like your dress.

We think it's fine.

Are you two mad
I didn't let you

take me shopping for it?

- Maybe.
- Don't feel great about it.

How about you pick out
my "driving away to college"
outfit?

- Mm-hmm.
- Fine.

- Yeah? Fine.
- We love you.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- [sighs]
- Congratulations on Alice.

Ah, thanks.

You know, I'm not sure
which is harder.

Being the one who leaves,
or the one who's left behind.

Hmm.

There she is.

- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

Wait, no hugging
if you're gonna cry.

Dad's been crying
every time I go near him.

Mm-hmm.

Not everybody's
as sensitive as he is.

I'm a tough guy.
I can handle it.

Okay.

I can't believe I have to
say goodbye to you too.

Can we please just make out,
like, just this once?

- Fine.
- [gasps] What... Hey!

[chuckles]

All right.
Just relax, you guys. Okay?

My God,
my heart almost stopped.

Mine too.

Well, when it does stop,
I'll be right here.

- Good to know.
- Yeah.

[Paul] Oh. [sighs]

Hey, there you are.

Where we going for our

goodbye breakfast tomorrow?

To that, uh, akaya place?

It's acai.

You all right, kid?

I came out to get some air.

It's an emotional time.

You know, a few months ago,

after I started taking care of
all your shit...

Gaby warned me that
I would never get any thanks
from you no matter what I did.

And I was holding out hope
that she was wrong.

Okay.

You want a thanks?
You got it.

Thanks.

[scoffs]

Is that why you do things?
For the thanks?

You're really fucking arrogant,

- you know that?
- I do.

You expect everybody
to worship you,

and you don't care at all
if they feel valued or not.

You really think that's true?

I don't know
what I did wrong, Paul.

I've always been there
for you.

I've been there
for your patients.

I was team Paul.

I was team Paul 24/7.

That was me. Team Paul.

Everything I've done,
everything has been
to make you happy.

Yes, I slept with Meg...

Goddamn it.

You what?

- Jimmy...
- [sighs]

...not the man's daughter.

- Derek!
- I had to pee.

You had
to walk past three bathrooms
to get to that balcony!

We like fresh air.

Go back inside!

[mouthing] Oops.
[audibly] Okay.

You slept with Meg.

- When?
- A while back.
It meant nothing.

- It meant nothing?
- No, it was great.

- It was great?
- Paul, it doesn't matter.

It was a blip,
and now she's back with Dave,

and we don't have to ever
talk about it ever again.

[breathing heavily]
You gave the practice to Gaby.

We talked about this years ago.

You said
you hated paperwork and...

[stammers]
...all you wanted to do was
spend time with the patients.

People change.
You didn't even
check with me, Paul.

- Would you have wanted it?
- No.

So, you're angry with me

for not offering you
something that you don't want?

Yes, I am!

I'm supposed to be your guy.

I've been your guy.

And this,
this is how you treat me?

I don't fucking deserve this!

- Easy, kid.
- No, I'm mad, Paul!

And I'm embarrassed.

I have to find out from Meg
that you're moving.

You don't even
have the decency
to come and look me in my eyes

and tell me
that you're leaving me.

[somber music playing]

- [sighs]
- Let's take a break.

I think these feelings
that you're having

might be meant
for someone else.

No, I think
they're meant for both of you.

I get it now.

I'm not as important to you
as you are to me.

I just feel stupid
it took me that long
to realize it. Mm-hmm.

Look, I'm gonna go home now.

I leave, uh, tomorrow morning
at 10:00 a.m.

Come and say goodbye
wh-when, um,
calmer heads prevail.

[sighs]

I don't wanna leave
with you having regrets.

I mean, I'm just
not that sensitive, Paul.

I'll survive.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

♪ I was walking in Memphis ♪

♪ Walking with my feet
Ten feet off of Beale ♪

Kellie, if you're
gonna harmonize with me,
please match my key.

- What is happening?
- [sighs]

Sutton and I
are coming with you
to Tennessee.

And Kellie too, if she can.

Really?

Yeah. You're amazing.
[chuckles]

And we're so grateful
to have you.

- Thank you.
- [chuckles]

Yeah. I'm gonna make it work.

Great. Remind me
to give her a little sugar
every now and again,

as she might actually
murder me. [chuckling]

Wait, you're really coming?

We make sacrifices
for those we love.

And then we hold it
over their heads

and bring it up
in every argument...

[in a silly voice]
...for the rest of our lives.

Don't we?

[mellow music playing]

- Hi.
- Hi.

I've been thinking.

- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.

I am going to be

an incredibly
overbearing grandmother.

I'm very excited about it,

and there's nothing
that you can do to stop me.

I know.

But I also know
that you have needs.

You do?

- I don't love it.
- [chuckles]

So... I got you these.

Is this for real?

I figure we have, like,

seven months
until my crazy kicks in.

So, uh, why not be in Europe?

There's tickets
to the Guinness factory
in Dublin.

There's a reservation
at my favorite restaurant
in Verbier.

And then
after the baby is born,

we can still have adventures...

occasionally.

- Wow.
- This one starts
in Barcelona though.

Okay, but...

can you say it right?

- [in Spanish accent]
Barcelona.
- [chuckling]

- [chuckling]
- Muy sexy.

- You're silly.
- Ah, gracias, mi amor.

["I Remember Everything"
playing]

Hey. Car's here.

- All right. Coming.
- [phone chimes]

♪ Beach towel drifts
on the drying line ♪

♪ Do I remind you
Of your daddy
In his '88 Ford? ♪

♪ Labrador hanging out
The passenger door ♪

♪ The sand from your hair
Is blowing in my eyes ♪

♪ Blame it on the beach
Grown men don't cry ♪

♪ Do you remember
That beat-down
basement couch? ♪

♪ I'd sing you my love songs
And you'd tell me about ♪

♪ How your mama ran off
And pawned her ring ♪

[sighs]

♪ I remember
I remember everything ♪

♪ A cold shoulder
At closing time ♪

♪ You were begging me to stay
Till the sun rose ♪

♪ Strange words come on out ♪

♪ Of a grown man's mouth
When his mind's broke ♪

♪ Pictures and passing time ♪

♪ You only smile like that
When you're drinking ♪

♪ I wish I didn't
But I do ♪

♪ Remember every moment
On the nights with you ♪