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Hola amigos. We out here in Bristol

Hola amigos. We out here in Bristol

Hola amigos. We out here in Bristol airport and we are going to Espia.

airport and we are going to Espia.

airport and we are going to Espia. >> Espña,

>> Espña,

>> Espña, >> the most beautiful place in the world. A

>> the most beautiful place in the world. A

>> the most beautiful place in the world. A country of art, culture, and culinary

country of art, culture, and culinary

country of art, culture, and culinary delights.

delights.

delights. >> And when we get there, there's only one

>> And when we get there, there's only one

>> And when we get there, there's only one place we're going to go.

So the British theme [music]

So the British theme [music]

So the British theme [music] pop just like Britain but in Spain. It's

pop just like Britain but in Spain. It's

pop just like Britain but in Spain. It's the British P.

the British P.

the British P. It's run by Gary and James. [music] The

It's run by Gary and James. [music] The

It's run by Gary and James. [music] The British Pra

British Pra

British Pra [music and singing]

is the British.

is the British.

is the British. >> I know a place that I got to get to.

>> I know a place that I got to get to.

>> I know a place that I got to get to. Package holiday flying jet 2. 3 beer 2

Package holiday flying jet 2. 3 beer 2

Package holiday flying jet 2. 3 beer 2 shot. It's just like the pub on my house

shot. It's just like the pub on my house

shot. It's just like the pub on my house but hot. Aleante [music] Mora and

but hot. Aleante [music] Mora and

but hot. Aleante [music] Mora and Benador. I [singing] don't want to speak

Benador. I [singing] don't want to speak

Benador. I [singing] don't want to speak Spanish in any form. In your football

Spanish in any form. In your football

Spanish in any form. In your football shirt, in my carry on so everybody knows

shirt, in my carry on so everybody knows

shirt, in my carry on so everybody knows I'm also from where they are from.

I'm also from where they are from.

I'm also from where they are from. Everything we need [music] can read on

Everything we need [music] can read on

Everything we need [music] can read on the big screen. They got WESTING

the Spanish [music] and my lexican. I'm

the Spanish [music] and my lexican. I'm

the Spanish [music] and my lexican. I'm wearing a somber. Even though these

wearing a somber. Even though these

wearing a somber. Even though these things are Mexican, I met her last

things are Mexican, I met her last

things are Mexican, I met her last person.

person.

person. Make a bunch of babies, [music] bring

Make a bunch of babies, [music] bring

Make a bunch of babies, [music] bring them back to the British

them back to the British

them back to the British pop. We're in the Mediterranean. We

pop. We're in the Mediterranean. We

pop. We're in the Mediterranean. We [music] speak

[music] speak

[music] speak pop

pop

pop >> and we don't speak Spanian.

>> and we don't speak Spanian.

>> and we don't speak Spanian. They import the walkers in my little

They import the walkers in my little

They import the walkers in my little pie. Yeah, that's where the pork is. HP

pie. Yeah, that's where the pork is. HP

pie. Yeah, that's where the pork is. HP Wister got all the sauces. Menu so

Wister got all the sauces. Menu so

Wister got all the sauces. Menu so extravagant. I'm having four courses.

extravagant. I'm having four courses.

extravagant. I'm having four courses. Eggs and chips, pasta [music] and chips,

Eggs and chips, pasta [music] and chips,

Eggs and chips, pasta [music] and chips, fish fingers, and a frozen garlic bread.

fish fingers, and a frozen garlic bread.

fish fingers, and a frozen garlic bread. And I'm real diamond tribute playing the

And I'm real diamond tribute playing the

And I'm real diamond tribute playing the hits. Sunburn ladies are swinging the

hits. Sunburn ladies are swinging the

hits. Sunburn ladies are swinging the hips.

hips.

hips. >> Oh, we're [singing] going to a

>> Oh, we're [singing] going to a

>> Oh, we're [singing] going to a meas. [music]

[music]

>> Why doesn't this look sad?

Don't know what

Don't know what

[singing]

[singing]

[singing] [music]

the are you talking about? Don't just

the are you talking about? Don't just

the are you talking about? Don't just make up words.

make up words.

make up words. >> Guys, this isn't right. We've come all

>> Guys, this isn't right. We've come all

>> Guys, this isn't right. We've come all this way just to replicate our own

this way just to replicate our own

this way just to replicate our own culture. Like, surely we should at least

culture. Like, surely we should at least

culture. Like, surely we should at least broaden our horizon.

broaden our horizon.

broaden our horizon. >> She's right. We're too narrow-minded.

>> She's right. We're too narrow-minded.

>> She's right. We're too narrow-minded. There's got to be more to Spain than

There's got to be more to Spain than

There's got to be more to Spain than British themed pubs.

British themed pubs.

British themed pubs. >> Hey,

>> Hey,

>> Hey, I know a kiss.

>> Follow me

to the

only thing better than a British is an

even though they are quite similar.

even though they are quite similar.

even though they are quite similar. Irish. Come on, sexy mas. I got the

Irish. Come on, sexy mas. I got the

Irish. Come on, sexy mas. I got the Irish tapas. Got no potatoes, but I got

Irish tapas. Got no potatoes, but I got

Irish tapas. Got no potatoes, but I got the plain potato from Dublin to

the plain potato from Dublin to

the plain potato from Dublin to Marbella. I've never tried piella, but

Marbella. I've never tried piella, but

Marbella. I've never tried piella, but I'm a lucky fella cuz I own an Irish pub

I'm a lucky fella cuz I own an Irish pub

I'm a lucky fella cuz I own an Irish pub in Spain.