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Culprit has left
a considerable

amount of evidence.

Pellet-like, maybe
an inch and a half.

Could be a turkey,
cheetah, lion,

possibly even
a grizzly bear.

Nope,
that's rat droppings.

No matter where
you are, rats...

you won't be safe with
Dan on the case.

The Rat Shit Detective.

My name is
Daniel Petronijevic.

I'm an actor...

You ever seen the
Milky Way over Lake Titicaca?

...and I've played a ton
of blue collar jobs on TV.

May the welding
gods be with us!

But I've always wondered,

do I have what it takes
to do it in real life?

Well...

We're about to find out...

'Cause this is Blue Collar.

You ever had mice,
rats, cockroaches?

Critters of all kinds?

Apparently it's more common
than most people think.

Today, I'm working
with team Orkin Canada,

and we're about to find out
how they hunt down

unwanted house guests,
how they kick 'em out,

and how they
keep 'em out.

Let's go pester
some pests.

Hi there.

Looking for a guy
named Andrew.

He's right there.

- There?
- Yeah.

Okay,
so there's...

Thank you.

Hi, there.

We can, ah,
we can send them out.

Hi, there.

- Hi.
- Hey!

- Dan, how's it going?
- How's it going, man?

Andrew.
Service manager.

Good to meet you.

So do you have
what it takes to be

a technician for
Orkin Canada?

I have no idea.

This is
not an easy job.

- Are you afraid of mice?
- No sir.

- Rats?
- No, sir.

- Racoons?
- No, sir.

- Squirrels?
- No, sir.

- Bedbugs?
- What kind?

Okay.
There's one kind.

When I'm in bed,
I don't mind

a good load of sucking.

When it comes to bedbugs,
that's where I draw the line.

So how's your
attention to detail?

Take a look at this
rat's nest right here.

You have to take it seriously,

or we can't have
you out there.

- Fine!
- Okay.

You Tell me what
to do and I'll do it.

I'm going to see if
I could get you

with one of
our teammates.

- Hey, Halbe.
- Hey.

Hey, how's
it going? I'm Halbe.

How be... me?

No.
Halbe me.

What's
the man's name?

- Halbe.
- Halbe?

- Halbe.
- Halbe.

- Halbe.
- How-be-it?

- How-be.
- How... be. Daniel.

Keep an eye on him.
He's going to be a little bit

of a troublemaker,
I think.

I will not, sir.
Nobody likes a rat, right?

We'll go to my car,

parked out front.

- See you soon.
- All right.

Andrew said he is a
little bit unsure of me.

Snitches get stitches,
Andrew.

What these guys
don't know is that

I've brought my own
secret weapon.

Rat's nest!

Halbe,
where are we headed?

We're going
to go off to

our first
cockroach service.

They've been having some
issues in their lunchroom.

We're going back again.

We've already put
down some monitors

and we're going to see
how big the problem is.

Any sanitation issues.

Pooling water,
standing still food.

I'm pretty good
at keeping shit clean,

but I'm almost like
an animal when I eat.

- Shit's falling everywhere.
- Same.

But at least I clean up
after myself.

Alright, well let's
head in and

see what these
cockroaches are doing.

Alright,
sounds good.

3, 2, 1.

Got you, you little
cockroaches!

Let's look for
these areas that

I talked to you about.
You got to look for food.

Any crumbs,
any water spillage.

This place has had
quite a bit of issues

when I first came in.
It was kind of gross,

so we talked about what
they got to be doing,

and that's why we're here,

to find out if they're
doing it or not.

Look what
I've spotted.

Somebody's just throwing
frigging sugar around

like it's fucking salt.

Spills like this,

it takes two seconds
to clean up.

Ooh, shit.
That looks rank.

You see
all these crumbs?

Yeah?

That's what they
got to be cleaning up

Pizza?
That's, that's half good.

How old do you
think this is?

Weeks. You know how
frustrating that is for us?

- Weeks?
- We're gonna go and...

...tell them, like, "Look,
you can't leave this out."

There's no way
that's weeks.

You don't know
what's been on it.

Alright, what else
you got here?

Somebody left
their dishes in there.

Exactly what
cockroaches want.

This is why they're
getting comfortable here.

- Smorgasboard.
- Oh, boy.

So these areas here,
right, all these cracks,

that's where these
cockroaches

are gonna be hiding.

- These dots...
- Yeah?

- Is cockroach poo.
- No way!

That's their fecal,
that's their poop.

That's how they
also communicate.

Let's them know, "Hey,
I was comfortable here."

Really?

Cockroaches communicate
with their shits.

I do it occasionally
with burps,

but apparently I gotta
up my game.

Open that, I'll show
you something else.

Holy shit.
H'yaw!

Look at the pipe.

I'll show you
a fuckin' pipe.

That's what
we call a highway.

That's a
cockroach highway?

They're gonna
be trying to hide,

and they'll move from
one area to the other

in these offices.

And we know that the
main issue started here,

but has now gone
to other places.

And so, now, we can take
a look at these traps we placed.

You're gonna see that's a
female that had the egg.

Oh, shit!
This brown tube-y thing?

Yeah.
Every six weeks,

that one tube can hatch up
tp 30 to 50 cockroaches.

Why is it making
my fucking head itchy?

Are you ever worried about
like taking any of them

- home with you?
- Oh, yeah, man.

I did a treatment.
I flipped over my collar,

and there was 3 cockroaches
just right there.

And I then basically stripped,
because I was like,

I'm not-
I'm checking everything.

You dirty sumbitches,
you burn that shit!

I'm gonna
hand you these traps,

and then we're gonna
go around and

we're gonna bait
everywhere, okay?

As in "master"?

No.

This is super
frustrating for us.

I've already talked
to the clients.

If they're not
cleaning up their food,

they're just making it

so much more attractive
for cockroaches.

It makes our life
more difficult.

Working together is
the best way to

get rid of the problem.

Halbe,
or how not to be?

Right here, I'm putting
one behind this.

- Good?
- Yeah.

I am the
master-baiter.

We're done.

Halbe takes
his shit seriously.

Don't leave a mess.

Like, if you leave any
food scraps on the table

or the counter,
he gets angry!

Or maybe not angry.

Maybe he just
gets disappointed.

And I think that
might even be worse.

Let's go.

Okay, man,
let's do this.

Where are
we going now?

The next job,
we're gonna be

heading over to
a warehouse.

There is a rodent
issue at the moment.

I see, what kind
of rodents, do you know?

I've suspected they've
had a couple rat problems.

Usually to get rid
of the problem,

we use a snap trap.

I set a couple of
them up already.

Alright, let's go.

We're going to be going
down this corner here now.

I feel like
I'm the pied piper.

If I just start whistling...

I'll call them out.

We're going to look
around for different issues.

What's the
problem with that?

It's got food.

Look at that.

Something just chewed
its way through.

- That's a rat shit.
- Yeah, that is not a mouse.

These are rats' shits.

I've already informed
them that they shouldn't

keep their dog food
out like this.

They have a guard dog,
I understand that.

But keeping dog food,

which is very high
in protein,

so a lot of rats are
actually attracted to this.

Put it in a garbage
can and put the lid on it.

Last time I was here,
we set the trap up.

So where's
this other rat trap?

- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's do it.

Hey,
we got one, let's go!

- We got a rat?
- Yeah, we got one!

- No way!
- Look at it!

- No way!
- Look at that.

- Oh, shit!
- Oh, yeah.

He needs a name.
That's my boy, Ronnie.

- Ronnie?
- Ronnie.

It's a rat.

That is a magnificent,
majestic rat named Ronnie.

Ronnie, what have
they done to you?

No, Ronnie!

Part of the job.

Oh-ho, Ronnie!

We're gonna
check for holes.

We caught the rat there.

- Ronnie!
- Yeah, ok, yeah, Ronnie.

Fuckin' have
some respect, man.

I asked the clients,
please move all these skids.

We'll see there's a hole
that leads underground

or outside or anything,
right? So...

Holy, look at that.

Yeah, I can even put my
whole hand through here.

Look at that.

That's the
401 of rat roads.

We have to look at
fixing this up for them

as soon as possible.

Alright, Dan, you want
to go and grab my bag?

Certainly.

Alright, so,
we're gonna use this.

It looks like steel wool,
but it's called excluder.

When you push it into
a hole, it expands.

Cool!

So, we're gonna get
this fully sealed up here.

Nicely done.

But we gotta set up
those traps now, alright.

Let's set 'em.

The best thing
to use

is what it's already
been eating.

I've used ham,
I've used jam.

So you don't want
to put too much.

Put too much,
they'll actually sit there

and they'll lick at it.

Oh!

We always have
the back of the trap

against the wall. Rats
tend to run along walls.

All the way
in the corner.

Don't be scared,
nothing's there to bite you.

You don't be
fucking scared.

Why?

Why?

Okay,
we're done.

We ain't
done yet.

We stand here today
staring at the corpse

of my boy,
Ronnie.

A creature that
lived by the model,

"You take what you can,
when you can,

and how you can,
and you scurry off

into the night before
anyone notices."

The walls were
your highways.

Cruising off
into the world.

Some people
call you vermin.

Some people call you
a menace.

But never me,
Ronnie.

I wouldn't do you
like that, Ronnie!

You were quick,
you were cunning.

Smarter than
every snap trap

until you weren't, obviously.

One snap, one wrong turn,
just, whap!

Fucking dead.
Why?

Why?!

Why, Ronnie, why?

Ah-ah!

Good bye,
little hustler.

Why? Why?

I love you always,
Ronnie.

What do we
gotta do next?

Hopefully, something
with fewer speeches.

Shit.

First and last time
I'll ever do this.

Dan's off to do
wildlife control with Kayla.

Hopefully he doesn't get
too attached to anything.

Hello?
Is Kayla here?

- Dan?
- Whoa!

- Hi.
- Hi.

What are you,
a ninja?

- I'm Kayla.
- You're Kayla?

- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.

- Welcome to the warehouse.
- Thank you very much.

So, we're here today
'cause our customer's

been finding lots of
evidence of raccoons.

And I was here yesterday,
set a couple traps,

so today, you and I are
gonna go check the traps

and see if we
caught anything.

How the hell are
they getting in here?

Probably the
way you did,

the wide open door.

Giant,
wide open door.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Forget I asked
that question.

- After you.
- Thanks.

Whoa!
This place is cool.

Why would raccoons
come in here?

This is not full of food
or anything like that.

No, they're probably
just looking for shelter.

And they'll probably find
it within these racks,

- between the drums.
- Got you.

Well, why not
just leave them?

It's not like they're
gonna hurt anything.

You don't want
to keep them in here.

They can pose some
health hazards and

they can also be
really destructive.

- There's our cage.
- Oh, I spotted it.

Doesn't look like
they wanted our food though.

What did
they have to eat?

- Cat food.
- Oh!

Might need
something else too.

- Some weed.
- Mm-hm.

Cheeseburgers, spaghetti.

Do you want to
go check the other cage?

Right. We gotta catch
us some trash panda.

Subs,
beer, pizza.

Apparently raccoons
have opposable thumbs.

They do. They're very
dexterous with their hands

and they're very
curious creatures.

Apparently so.
Yo, we got one.

- We got one.
- Oh man.

Oh, that thing is
pretty bloody cute.

It's gonna have to be my
friend. I'm gonna name it...

Ricky.

Don't name him.
If you name it,

it's going to get personal
and you're going to be

really sad when
we release him.

We're going to reunite him
with his family now.

He's my boy.

Well, you got
to remember,

he's a wild animal,
so we should get him

back out to be
with his family.

I'm going to
set you up, boy.

Moving on to
greener pastures.

It's going to be a brand
new life for you, Ricky.

You're alright, Ricky

I hear Europe's
nice this time of year.

Ricky's not
going to know that.

We're going to take Ricky
to the back of the property.

We're only going to go one
kilometre because

they don't want you
transferring rabies.

This is a really
good spot.

He can follow the creek
upstream if he wants-

- Find his boys?
- He can find his family.

- Make some moonshine.
- If he really wanted to.

So, we'll
let him out and...

let him go back to
being with his family.

Gonna be a
heartfelt goodbye.

I know.

No, Ricky,
don't go!

It was a true
inner connection

with that wild beast.

Go live in your beautiful
home now, okay?

You gotta find your
beautiful, sexy,

hot,
trophy raccoon wife

and have beautiful
little racoconlets.

And don't go back in there or
this wildlife professional

is gonna like be there
and put you in a cage.

Go!
Live free, homie.

Good luck, Ricky!

That's it.
Good job.

Be brave,
you trash panda!

Little upset
about Ricky.

We released him
in a very good spot.

He's gonna thrive.

He's gonna live,
and he's gonna love,

and he's gonna laugh.

Mission one: complete.
Mission two: engage.

This house that
we're going to now,

they have squirrels.

We put up a one-way door
so the squirrels

could leave on their own.

There's a little trigger
on the one-way door,

so when they leave,
it flips the trigger...

so that when we go,
we can see

if our door has
been activated.

And if so, that means the
squirrels have gotten out

and we can seal
up that hole.

No more
squirrel parties.

Nope.

Which kind of turns
into sometimes orgies,

and then just baby
squirrels everywhere.

Chewing all the wires.

You know, sometimes
the party's got to end.

Alright, you want to
go check for some squirrels?

Let's get these
naughty little squirrels!

This is Operation
Squirrel with Blue Collar.

Your
safety equipment.

We got a possible
squirrel situation in

an attic, and we need
a definite evacuation

and a sealing of all
entry points.

Left right left.

I'm just here to evict
you and grab your nuts.

What do
you see up there?

Trap's triggered.

That means our
squirrel came out.

So, we'll go
in the house

and double check
there's no babies.

Are you checking
out my juicy candy ass?

Definitely not.

And then we'll come
back out and seal it up.

- Are you sure?
- Come back down.

Let's see if
you're scared of the dark.

Danny no
likey darky.

This place
is kind of creepy.

There's our attic access.
Are you claustrophobic?

- I'm scared of everything.
- Oh, no.

Dark spaces and
small spaces and...

I got this.

I thought there
was a squirrel.

Danny's scared.

Stay nice and calm.
You've got this.

I come in peace...

even though I'm
here to evict you.

So you're gonna
be looking for like

little black
droppings or...

maybe some footprints in
the insulation, or tunnels.

You want some of
these nuts, squirrel-ies?

Any
baby squirrels?

Okay...

I think we're
all good.

All right,
let's go outside

and seal up the hole.

Mission
accomplished.

Nice.

Oh.

Now that we know
there's no squirrels in

the attic, we're going to
take the one-way door off.

I'll have you come up on the
ladder and give me a hand.

- Feel it up.
- Yes, boss.

This is kind
of dangerous.

So you're not only
an animal expert,

you're actually
pretty handy as well.

I do it all.
A big part of this is...

getting the animals out
humanely and safely,

but also coming up and
doing the work to ensure

they can't go back inside.

Let's get this off and
seal up the entry point.

Beautiful.

- Drop her down.
- There you go.

Beautiful.

- Oh yeah.
- Thank you.

You're becoming
your own wildlife expert.

And they're
one with my nuts.

- You're a comedian too.
- Oh, something like that.

Who's doing
the screwing?

Me.

We're all done here.
That was it.

Keep those little party
animal junkie bastards

out of there.

Dan's on his
way to a bedbug call.

I don't think he'll
get too attached there.

We love squirrels,
but we want them

to remain outside.
Not in our homes.

Yeah, but I love them.
But they...

didn't love me,
I guess.

Squirrels,
we're breaking up.

We're almost there.

Okay.

Thanks for the ride, lady.

- Hello!
- How you guys doing?

- Good.
- How are you?

- Are you Jeff?
- Yeah.

- And Brittany?
- Yes.

Right on, I'm Daniel.
I'm your new bitch.

You're my new-
okay! Right on!

- Pleasure to meet you.
- This is Hippo.

And that one's
Chase, right there.

- Come here, you nice boy.
- You can't pet him.

Oh, shit, sorry.

You can't
touch these dogs.

It says
right on the harness.

I was reading it
upside down.

I thought it said
"tep ton od".

He's here
to work, not be pet.

I know,
I'm here to work.

You can pet me
if you like.

I don't know
about you, Jeff.

That's okay. I've got
no interest in you.

So, today, there's a
potential that

there's an infestation
of bedbugs,

so we brought two dogs
just to make sure that

we can find them all
in the home today.

I see.

And you'll
be working one.

Oh, I'm working
a dog?

All animals love me.

Holy fuck, easy!

- Yeah.
- I knew that.

Takes a while
to warm up.

It's okay.

How do they
smell out bugs?

Dogs are
faster than us,

they're more
accurate than us.

If there's any alerts,
they'll sit and point to it.

All these dogs
are rescue dogs.

We take these highly
food driven dogs

that just want
to go to work...

and we repurpose that energy
into finding bugs for us.

They don't get bowls of food
in the morning or at night.

They have to
earn their food.

Just like we
earn a paycheck.

Better find some bugs or
you're going hungry, dogs.

That's it, that's
why he keeps beaking off.

He wants to get to work.

Fine,
let's get to work.

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

Hippo and I are
gonna check the second floor.

Dan, you're gonna
take this little monster...

Got him.

And you're
gonna walk him around.

Got it.
Whoa, shit!

Come on, find it,
boy, find it.

Find it! Holy shit!

Find the bugs.
Hop up.

Find it,
you wild beast. Good.

Sniffing, sniffing, sniffing!
Holy shit!

Yes!
Good boy.

Yes, find it, find it.

Oh, shit!

Yes, good boy.

Bedbugs like
to hide on furniture,

close to their
food source.

I want to see
what's down there.

Keep going.

What the
hell is that?

Hold on...

I know it.
It's a brassiere.

Oh, I guess these
bugs like jugs.

Guys, you're
gonna want to come up here!

We found the motherload!

Let's go, Chase!

Brittany's got bugs!

Come look
at this pillow.

It's infected.

What am I
supposed to do?

Pick it up
and take a look.

What the fuck do
you mean, pick it up?

It's part
of the job.

You gotta grow a pair
and pick it up.

Just look at them,
you can do it.

Turn your flashlight on.
Put your flashlight on.

I'm checking.
I'm fucking checking it.

Turn your
flashlight on.

I think there's
fucking bed bugs!

Fucking place
is fucking infested.

Are they gonna fucking
jump on me or what?

No, they're
not gonna jump on you.

What are
they attracted to?

Your carbon dioxide.

The warmth of
your body heat.

Carbon dioxide?

So, just slow
down your breathing...

Sh... Calm down.

If they're in here,
where else could they be?

They're
all over the place.

Listen, just let
me get my power back.

Get your bearings.

I'm the
exterminator.

Now what do we do?

We have to call in
Andrew for a heat treatment.

A heat treatment?

The only way to kill
bedbugs and the eggs

is to heat them.

We're gonna bring
in heaters and heat

this house up to about
130 Fahrenheit.

It's not a fucking
Thanksgiving turkey.

That's how
we kill the bed bugs.

We have to cook them.

Chase, silence!
Thank you.

Don't tell Andrew I was
scared of anything.

I was doing that
for pretend.

- Andrew!
- Hey, Dan!

- How's it going?
- What's going on, man?

There's
an emergency.

We got bedbugs
inside like crazy.

This house
is pretty infested.

We gotta make sure that we do
this really correctly, okay?

We're going to get the
heaters upstairs

on that second floor.

You got it?

That 'a boy, Andrew!

Got a
hose here for you.

We're
only using one?

No, we're
gonna be using three.

Oh!

We're gonna
have fans,

at least three of these.

- Got 'er.
- Alright.

Oh, yeah.

These are pretty heavy,
hey, Andrew?

How many BTUs is this
thing pumping out?

- What do you think?
- I don't know, 3600?

- 600,000.
- 600,000?!

Oh, that's gonna
be a hot one.

Alright, these
are going in here?

Yes,
right into the manifold.

Blue goes to return.
Red goes to supply.

- That's right.
- Yes, sir.

Alright,
let's turn up the heat.

Pack your bags,
tiny bedbugs.

If you can't take the heat,
get out of the bedroom.

Looks like its
135 degrees right now.

Where's,
where's Dan?

Dan,
are you up there?

Are you up there?

Dan?

Andrew!
They're all fucking dead!

Nothing can live in that.

Gimme a-
I just need-

I think
the majority of

my brain cells have
been cooked.

I've been on the hunt
with the pest detectives,

and I have seen
so much shit

that literally made
my skin crawl.

Crazy thing is these people
do it day in and day out.

One thing is for sure,

if you're outnumbered
by critters...

These are the professionals
you want on the case.

Now it's time for me to
face the final boss, Andrew,

to see if I have
what it takes

to become an
Orkin man.

Hey, Judy.

Whoa.

Dan, we have
some feedback for you.

I'm so nervous,
I'm gonna fart

a little
or something.

Did I hear
you buried a rat?

His name
was Ronnie.

In the future,
we could skip the funeral.

Never seen a
grown man cry

over releasing
a raccoon.

I appreciate you
wanting to bond with

our working dogs.

I think there is a dog
out there that

would be the perfect
match for you.

I think it might be a
poodle with a mullet.

That would
be legendary.

It'd cost a fortune
in grooming, but...

we could find
that for him.

I think given the
right circumstances

and training, you could
definitely be

part of the team.

Thank you.

Do we
all agree that

he's ready for
the initiation?

Oh yeah.
He's ready.

What's going on, homie?

- Dan...
- What have you done?

As part
of the initiation,

we have some live,
hungry bedbugs

that you need to feed.

What?

Are you guys
fucking serious?

- Have you done it?
- Yep, all of us.

- Are you ready?
- Do it.

- Is this gonna hurt?
- Excruciating.

Oh, Mommy.
I got this.

Oh, shit!

Agh! Egh!

You think
this is something?

I'll go one step up.

They might as well just
suck on my-

Bedbugs!

Bedbugs!