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Spicy bum bum!
Shit is about to get real.
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My name is
Daniel Petronijevic.
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I'm an actor...
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You ever seen the Milky Way
over Lake Titicaca?
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...and I've played a ton
of blue collar jobs on TV.
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May the welding gods
be with us!
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But I've always wondered,
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do I have what it takes to
do it in real life?
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Well...
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We're about to find out...
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'Cause this is Blue Collar.
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Everybody poops.
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And when you gotta
go on the go,
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someone has to
deal with it.
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Right now, I'm a
Lambton Sanitation,
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a company that's been
proudly pumping shit
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for over ten years.
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So I'm about to find out what
it takes to get one of these
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plastic thrones ready for some
guy with a chili dog and...
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bad timing.
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- Are you Sean?
- I am.
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- Nice pussy.
- Thank you, Dan.
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I hear you're my new
shit eater for the day.
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Oh,
that's quite a term.
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Well, that's the
business we're in.
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Okay.
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We got a lot of units to
clean up for the
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Brigden Rodeo tomorrow.
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It's a big event for us.
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And they've gotta
be pristine.
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Almost like your sister
or your mother
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are gonna be in there.
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They'll be polished
like bloody porcelain.
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God damn diamond for
my mother's ass.
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You know what?
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We've had guys last
just an hour here.
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You're more than welcome
to give this a try.
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- Guarantee you one thing.
- What?
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I'll do my fucking best.
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Get suited up, and then
go meet T-Cap in the yard.
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Oh-ho, yeah!
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I am...
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Turdinator.
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- How's it going?
- Good.
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How about yourself?
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- You T-Cap?
- I'm T-Cap.
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Okay,
I'm the new guy.
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First thing's first,
I'd probably take out
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those earplugs and
put 'em in your nose.
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Well, at least
I can hear you now.
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- They're out.
- Yeah.
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What about the mask?
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If you can keep
your mouth shut, then...
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I'd take it off.
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Sweet! Good.
Do I need these glasses?
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You need
those glasses.
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Don't want shit
in your eyes.
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Nobody wants
a case of pink eye.
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- No. What we're doing is-
- Game on.
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We're cleaning
units for the rodeo.
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Okay.
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These've been sitting in
the sun for a couple weeks,
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and I got one question
to ask you...
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How's your gag reflex?
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That's a different show,
I think.
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Is there shit
all in there?
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Oh, there is more
shit than you can imagine.
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That's exactly what
I didn't want to hear.
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See how this unit is,
that's first thing's first.
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Smells nice.
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Oh! Oh, fuck!
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People be
shitting, man.
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But why the fuck
is there so much shit?
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We're gonna
need to pump it.
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We're gonna need
to power wash it.
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We're gonna need
to restock it.
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Get it looking
good for the rodeo.
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- Giddy up.
- Grab the hose...
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- unravel it.
- Yes...?
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Truck uses
a PTO system,
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stands for
"Power Takeoff System."
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That's gonna run
the vacuum pump.
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Okay, so if ever you
were like constipated
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or something, you just
jam that thing up
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the old fucking
cake-maker,
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and just suck 'er right out
like an ostrich egg. "Dnk!"
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Ah, that's got
a lot of suction.
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That might blow out
your rectum.
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- I am the Turdinator.
- Let's see it.
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We're going in deep!
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Turdinator...
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engage.
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Oh! Oh!
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She fights
with you a little bit.
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Oh, God, it's thick
at the bottom.
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It's like there was
a layer of Jell-O in it.
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Holy fuck!
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Yeah,
get it all.
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There's
beer cans in it!
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We're gonna
have to grab those out.
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Looks like there's
a lot of good beer
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in there still.
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What am I
spraying this with?
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Industrial
grade cleaner.
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I might need this
for my bum when I go home.
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Nah,
it's gonna burn.
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What do you say to
people when they ask you
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what you do for a living?
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Suck out
shitters, really.
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Fuckin' 'atta boy.
Fuckin' integrity.
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- Why fuck around?
- Yeah, no bullshit title.
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Suck shit.
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Suck shit,
and that's what I do.
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You can too
if you don't like it.
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Yeah.
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- Some of it's stuck.
- Gotta get closer.
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- Oh, God!
- Really get in there.
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Oh, I gotta go in it.
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Oh, yeah, we gotta
spray inside the toilet.
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Oh, for fuck!
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If you get wet,
you get wet.
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I'm not getting
covered in shit juice!
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That's the job.
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The name of
our game is...
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cleanest
port-a-potties in town,
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one rogue turd and
it's a one-star review.
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Oh!
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Why, you bastard.
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Oh.
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That's everything.
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Well, that was
pretty easy.
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Well, it took
you 30 minutes.
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It takes me 7 minutes.
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And we got 60
more to do.
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60?
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Word on the streets is
T-Cap can get
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one of these done
in 7 minutes.
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Took me a half an hour.
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Think with a little
extra practice,
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I can definitely get it
down to 29.59 minutes.
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Onto the next one.
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I'll never be back.
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Look at the
fucking door!
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How do you get
shit on the door?
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I'm definitely
gonna need another glove.
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T-Cap!
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Look at the wall!
And the ceiling!
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Somebody exploded.
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Let's just burn
this one, for sure.
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T-Cap, I can't take
this shit anymore, okay?
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Let's play
port-a-shitter roulette.
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I hide in one of these.
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If you pick the right one,
you get to spray me,
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and I have to clean the
rest of the 60 shitters.
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If you pick the wrong one,
you don't get to spray me,
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and I don't have to
do any of this shit.
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- Okay? Deal?
- Deal.
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Alright, now turn your
long-legged ass around.
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He'll never find me.
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1, 2, 3.
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Ah!
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A man... stands by...
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What is
going on here?
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Adam, ah...
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it was his idea.
No, it wasn't.
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It was totally mine, boss.
I'm sorry. I fucked up.
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How many toilets
you got cleaned out?
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- Probably two.
- Show me.
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Fine, I will.
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We take a lot of
pride in our reviews.
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- I'm sure you do.
- And, unfortunately...
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this is looking like a
one-star toilet.
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My fuck.
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We gotta 60 units
done for the rodeo,
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like ASAP, so... yeah,
I think you're probably
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better served helping out
Poop inside.
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I, I...
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I do poop inside.
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Well, you gotta
go help out Poop inside.
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- So that's a person?
- Poop is a person.
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A poople-
He's a purple...
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He's a poople.
Poop's a poople.
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Alright.
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In actual fact, it is
as hot as ass s out here.
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I just wanted to
get watered down,
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and it helped me out
of doody duty, so...
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it's pretty much
a win-win.
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- Oh.
- You're Dab?
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Yeah.
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I'm your new
helping hand bitch.
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They call me
"Poop" around here.
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What's the deal?
That's your name?
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My last
name's Pupard.
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Your last name
is "Poop-ard"?
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So, you shorten
it up and call me Poo.
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Yes, sir,
Mr. Poop.
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On any given day,
I'm always repairing toilets.
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This one was at a
customer's place.
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So what's
the scoop, Poop?
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Someone
caught it on fire.
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Their ass
blew it right out.
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Okay, we're gonna
go over here
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and fix this pink unit.
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Another thing we run into is
people steal toilet seats.
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Apparently
they're like gold.
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Different strokes for
different folks, you know.
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You ready to go to work
putting a toilet seat on?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, there's a
new on in here for you.
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Has this
thing been cleaned?
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Nope.
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Am I wearing
gloves for this?
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Bare-hander, bud.
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This is shitty.
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Say hello to daddy.
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Fuck! Poop!
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There's a fucking enormous
piece of shit right here.
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Well, maybe next
time when you clean it,
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you'll get it all.
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Give me strength.
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This is a
tough job to get into.
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The smell.
Definitely the smell.
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But you know what, it-
it grows on you.
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It's not too bad.
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It's completely rancid.
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Hurry up
and screw, Dan.
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Every man screws
at his own pace.
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Hey, Poop...
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what's the weirdest thing you
ever found in one of these?
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I was doing a toilet
down by the river there,
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and I found a
big fish in it.
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I don't think
it was alive.
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Do you think someone
shit out a whole fish?
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Possibly.
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Do you ever find
anything valuable?
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Cellphones, wallets.
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- Cellphones and wallets.
- Purse.
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Mission accomplished.
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Give it a good
wiggle test 'cause
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they take a lot
of punishment.
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Good?
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I think
it's alright, eh?
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Fucking guaranteed.
Harder than stone.
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- That's good.
- Mission complete.
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The fuck?
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Hey, new guy!
I'm going on a septic run.
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- Do you want to come?
- Fuck yeah!
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- Let's go!
- Pump!
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- I'm Daniel.
- Tyler.
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- Tyler? Good to meet ya.
- Nice to meet you.
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Where are we off to?
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We're going to
do a septic pump out.
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So, people who live
in the city are hooked up
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to a city sewage system.
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But here in the country,
256
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,458
a lot of the
houses just have...
257
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,668
septic tanks?
258
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,669
- That's correct, yeah.
- Gotcha.
259
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,962
And they gotta
get sucked out.
260
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,840
Sucked out every
two to five years.
261
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,551
How much is this
truck when it's loaded?
262
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,595
It holds 3600
gallons of waste.
263
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,014
Three households will
fill this truck up.
264
00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:58,973
- Right up?
- Yeah.
265
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,225
What's the best
part of your job,
266
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,726
would you say,
Tyler?
267
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,561
I love interacting
with the customers.
268
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,896
- Do you really?
- Yeah.
269
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,482
- That's the best part of it?
- Best part.
270
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,693
And what's the
worst part of this job?
271
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,486
Dealing with
all the shit.
272
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,994
Alright, so we're here
to clean out a septic tank.
273
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,704
It hasn't been done
in five years.
274
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,831
Always like to have a look
before we get started.
275
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,042
Let's get these
lids removed here.
276
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,545
You never know what you're
gonna find either, so...
277
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,838
It could be
corn back rattlers.
278
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,631
Watch out, this might be
a dangerous job.
279
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,884
Step back, sir.
I'm a shit ninja.
280
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,519
The stink.
281
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,937
Come on.
282
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,439
Oh, shit.
283
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,399
Easy, easy now.
284
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,695
Here we go.
Piss- ew, fuck.
285
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,113
It just looks like a big,
horrible mess
286
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,824
of fucking awfulness.
It's disgusting.
287
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,243
It is liquified poo.
288
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,953
Oh,
that one's heavier.
289
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,872
- Easy.
- Ew!
290
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,915
Oh,
there's shit in there.
291
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,792
So the difference
between these two tanks
292
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,669
is this is your
solid side...
293
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,629
- Yeah?
- This is your liquid side.
294
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,547
When you flush
your toilet,
295
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:13,548
it goes into
your solid side.
296
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,758
Okay.
297
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,051
Breaks down to liquid,
goes to your liquid side,
298
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,635
and then it goes out
to the weeping bed.
299
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,721
I believe the
technical terms is affluent.
300
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,056
You know your shit.
301
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,142
That looks like a
shit pizza from hell.
302
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,602
Oh, daddy!
303
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,644
What are we
doing with this?
304
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,979
We're gonna
make a poo smoothie.
305
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,606
This is the
poo pulveriser.
306
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,940
Why are we busting up
all the poo?
307
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,276
To break up all
the hard crust there.
308
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,611
It's easier to
pump out for us.
309
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,406
This is disgusting.
310
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,826
Oh, fuck this
in the fucking ass.
311
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,662
Oh!
312
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,497
It's getting splashy.
313
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,040
- It looks good.
- Yeah?
314
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,460
That was remarkable.
315
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,253
One of the best poo
smoothies I've ever soon.
316
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,838
- Good job.
- Thank you.
317
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,298
I feel pretty good
about being told
318
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,674
I make a good
shit smoothie.
319
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,926
I've never made
one before.
320
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,053
It's time
to start sucking.
321
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,605
Am I running
the turbo sucker?
322
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,816
Go for it.
323
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,901
Geez,
the hose jerks.
324
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,779
She'll
throw you around.
325
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,739
It's like it's got
a mind of its own.
326
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,449
What's something you should
never flush down
327
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,951
your toilet in
a septic tank?
328
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,703
Grease and condoms.
329
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,163
- Anything else?
- Paper towel. Rags.
330
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,207
- Dildos.
- Dildos.
331
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,501
- Pocket pussies.
- Any sex toy, really.
332
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,423
There's still a
little bit of shit in here.
333
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,757
You always
want to leave
334
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,259
a little bit of
shit in the tanks.
335
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,260
Why?
336
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,928
It helps restart
the whole system.
337
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,430
So you need some
shit in the bottom
338
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,140
to restart the bacteria.
339
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,350
Some people
put in road kill-
340
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,102
raccoons,
squirrels, rabbit.
341
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,061
Dead things.
342
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,604
It helps
restart your system.
343
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,647
- Wow.
- Yeah.
344
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,107
There you go.
We're done?
345
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,150
Let's get
the lids back on.
346
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,652
Ultimately,
this was a success.
347
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,237
I didn't get
covered in shit.
348
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,448
And I just really didn't
want to get it in my face,
349
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,159
or mouth, or eyes,
or even in my...
350
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,453
beautiful mullet,
which I believe is
351
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,038
shit-free at the moment.
352
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,710
Well, there's tons
of ways of saying
353
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,337
having a shit.
Wanna have a shit-off?
354
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,965
- Sure.
- Hot steamer.
355
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,550
I'm gonna go drop
the kids off at the pool.
356
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,010
Pushing out a
corn back rattler.
357
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,261
Making a mud pie.
358
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,679
Having a Hot Carl.
359
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,930
No, that's maybe
not that.
360
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,266
I think that's when you have
a shit on someone's chest.
361
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,485
Nice of you guys
to show up.
362
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,195
Adam is fucking
yelling at us.
363
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,821
We got work.
364
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,947
We got
toilets to load up.
365
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,282
Come on,
let's get a move on.
366
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,117
All these toilets gotta get
on this trailer for
367
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,036
tomorrow morning,
for the rodeo.
368
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,037
Fucking
all of them?
369
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,123
All of 'em, come on,
let's get a move on.
370
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,291
I gotta get to work
'cause if I don't
371
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,043
get it done, I'm not gonna
have enough time to prepare
372
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,712
for my big surprise for
them at the rodeo.
373
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:02,801
Ooh, daddy's
got a good one.
374
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,220
- Ride 'er up.
- Money.
375
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,679
Let's go,
keep a move on.
376
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,972
We got deadlines to meet.
377
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,516
- And what are you doing?
- Safety watch.
378
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,810
What the fuck
is this bullshit?
379
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,853
How much do these
shit boxes weigh?
380
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,063
Ah, without
anything in it,
381
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,272
they weigh 70 pounds.
382
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,109
It is a little bit
harder at the end of it.
383
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,944
Yeah, the last few
definitely feel like
384
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,321
they weigh a little more
than 70 pounds.
385
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,323
There's a shit ton
of shit moving.
386
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,911
Ready for
a cowboy's ass.
387
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:30,995
That's a
loaded trailer.
388
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,996
Everything
loaded, boys?
389
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,249
- Everything loaded up.
- Rodeo waits for nobody.
390
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,834
Let's go, let's get it
all locked up
391
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,127
and let's get
out of here.
392
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,254
Exactly.
How do you think I did?
393
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,839
Scale of 1 to 10.
394
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,090
You're definitely
a number two.
395
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,758
So you're saying
I'm the shit?
396
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:47,011
- You are the shit.
- Ha!
397
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,430
- Let's go, boys!
- I'm the shit!
398
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,889
Let's go,
come on.
399
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,183
I'm gonna be a
fucking PhD in shitting.
400
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,852
I got a feeling
you already are.
401
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,353
Already are.
402
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,068
Yeehaw!
403
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,029
The port-a-shitters
are delivered!
404
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,072
We're here at
the Brigden Rodeo.
405
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,241
Alright, so we got the
two right here, guys.
406
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,202
Then there's gonna be
another five that's gonna be
407
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,955
pointing to the east
on the fence line.
408
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,791
That's gonna be for the
food vendors, okay, guys?
409
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,251
Yes, sir?
410
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,045
- Why?
- Why?
411
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,088
These are all strategically
placed where
412
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,883
they're gonna be
a lot of different people,
413
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,886
right, so the food-
DAN: Why?
414
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,347
That is where all
the food is going to be.
415
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,100
Right? So you don't want to
put the toilets far enough
416
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,103
away that people might
shit their pants, essentially.
417
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,563
Oh. Personally,
I don't want a shitter
418
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,814
right beside
where I'm eating.
419
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,732
Yeah.
420
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:41,524
But you know
what you're doing.
421
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,942
I'll shut the
fucking cornhole.
422
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,860
Good luck with that.
423
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,863
So, we're gonna be
driving the truck. What?
424
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,156
I'm just
stretching, Sean.
425
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,991
- Oh, well.
- I mean, obviously.
426
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,242
- Yeah, obviously.
- Tone 'er down.
427
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,535
Pump the brakes
a little bit.
428
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,620
Alright,
yeah, sure.
429
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,954
We want to do this
again next year,
430
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,164
we gotta be bang on
this year.
431
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,415
Alright, let's go,
boys!
432
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,250
Yeehaw!
433
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,257
Whoa-ly fuck!
H'yaw!
434
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,178
- The door's on the side.
- Agh!
435
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,055
I fucked it all up!
Sorry!
436
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,515
Dan's literally
the slowest guy
437
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,100
we've ever had
as a new guy.
438
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,185
If he just paid attention
and focused on his work
439
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,896
a lot more, things would
be a lot better.
440
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,023
Yeah! Fuck!
441
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,108
I whipped myself
in the neck.
442
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,693
Whipped my own ass.
443
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,028
H'yaw!
444
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,154
So we're
zip-tying them together,
445
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,990
that way they're
all secured.
446
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,075
And they stay
together in a row.
447
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,243
You don't want
somebody tipping it over
448
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,995
- when you're in there.
- We don't, no.
449
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,204
I mean, it'd be
funny if it wasn't you.
450
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,039
It's always funny
when it's not you.
451
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,168
- Dan?
- Yeah?
452
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,211
So,
first thing's first,
453
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,504
we're getting these
toilets all set up.
454
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,590
What we are going to do is
grab our blue packs in here.
455
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,175
- Right.
- Grab one of those.
456
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,218
What are
those for?
457
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,637
These are for-
help break down the waste,
458
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,055
helps keep the
odour down.
459
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,557
So, what we do is,
ah...
460
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,558
Want me to
throw her in?
461
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,475
I'll give you that.
462
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,060
Just chuck 'er in the
toilet right there.
463
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,353
- H'yaw...
- Straight in the toilet.
464
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,397
- Oh, perfect shot.
- That works.
465
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,277
So, what
we're gonna do,
466
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,279
we're gonna blast those blue
packs you threw in there.
467
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,990
Make sure there's something
for the waste to go into,
468
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,534
so that it's not just a
dry thing in the bottom.
469
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,243
Okay,
I understand.
470
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,078
Blast away,
let's see it.
471
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,079
I'm doing it with
my eyes closed.
472
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,706
I don't want to
get any on my eye.
473
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,250
Keep going.
Keep on going.
474
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,253
Keep on going!
Good?
475
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,629
Alrighty,
that looks mint.
476
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,257
Mint?
Ready for a bum.
477
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,304
Whoa. What a day.
478
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,388
We cleaned...
479
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,474
Oh, God, it's thick
at the bottom.
480
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,516
Fixed...
481
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,809
Say hello to daddy.
482
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,062
Loaded the shitters...
483
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,314
But tomorrow is the rodeo,
and I've got a
484
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,900
little surprise brewing
for the boys.
485
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,318
Something that might
shock the very
486
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:52,113
shit out of them...
Maybe literally.
487
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,531
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
488
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,954
This is your cowboy!
489
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,292
Now he's ready to go!
490
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,711
We're at the rodeo
and the gates are open.
491
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,255
Oh, no!
492
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,132
Human asses will be
blowing port-a-potties
493
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,801
that I helped prepare.
494
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,388
I just really hope I do the boys
at Lambton Sanitation proud.
495
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,727
Anyone in there?
Do you need help?
496
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,021
No!
497
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,981
Alone time.
498
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,986
Hello, sir.
499
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,737
- Hi.
- Hi.
500
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,239
How'd it go in there?
501
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,907
It honestly is
probably one of the cleanest
502
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,033
port-a-potties
I've been in.
503
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,326
It smells really
good in there.
504
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,994
The toilet paper
wasn't too friction-y?
505
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,788
No,
I'm impressed.
506
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,456
- Excuse me, hi.
- Hi.
507
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,542
Ah, just so I know,
is it like one or two?
508
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,002
- One.
- Money, thanks.
509
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:51,423
After you, my dear.
510
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,091
Please,
please, please.
511
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,176
This time, once at least-
Oh, hello, sir.
512
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,803
- Hey!
- How was the smell?
513
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,346
It was pretty
good before...
514
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,348
- I was in there.
- Great.
515
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,058
Oh! Let me get
that for you.
516
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:02,976
Oh, thank you.
517
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,562
- Hey.
- Bye.
518
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,856
Liar!
519
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,445
Yeah!
520
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,281
I've been hearing
some rumours
521
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,074
that Dan's got a
surprise for us.
522
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,743
How do you
like my cock?
523
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,247
Little does he know
we've got a surprise
524
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,041
cooked up for him
as well.
525
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,671
Test this baby out.
526
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,465
Oh, pristine!
527
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,636
Alrighty. Ooh.
528
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,058
Hey! Oh! Hey!
529
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,602
Hey! No!
530
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,228
It jizzed on me!
531
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,439
Oh!
532
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,316
I knew you
pricks would do it!
533
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,525
You fucking
turned on me!
534
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,695
Oh, no! Please!
Oh, my God, stop!
535
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,989
Holy fuck!
536
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,408
You assholes.
537
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,576
I knew it!
538
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:05,288
I fucking knew it!
Pricks.
539
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,248
Just want
to say, now,
540
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,042
you are a professional
shit eater.
541
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,502
I am a
professional shit eater.
542
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,795
Thank you, Sean.
543
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,296
Honestly, guys,
this was great,
544
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,422
so thank you very much
for taking me
545
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,507
through this process.
546
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,591
Thanks for
saying that, Dan.
547
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:17,467
We're happy to have you.
548
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,135
Get 'er in here,
boys, for shit's sakes.
549
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,221
Come on now,
let's bring 'er in.
550
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,055
- Alright.
- Shit eaters.
551
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,431
Honestly,
these guys are great.
552
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,183
Okay, they got
a shitty job,
553
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,726
but I am so glad
that they do it.
554
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,145
And all of our asses should
thank them for doing it.
555
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,772
And all of our
peepees too.
556
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,900
1, 2, 3!
Shit eaters!
557
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,111
Yeah! Woo!
558
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,030
He gets it on!
Come on!
559
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,657
Most dangerous
area of rodeo
560
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,200
is in the bull shoot.
561
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,551
Woo!
562
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,221
Hey,
ladies and gentlemen,
563
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,557
our next cowboy's
a real daredevil.
564
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,186
He's about to
take a wild ride
565
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,564
on a spirited
force of nature.
566
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,903
Are you
guys ready for this?
567
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,701
Let's hear it
for Dan Petronijvec!
568
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,495
Shit's about to get wild,
boys and girls.
569
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,005
Fuck, yeah!
570
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:49,142
Oh!
571
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,896
Come on,
Lambton boys!
572
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,776
This is Blue Collar.
573
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,904
Yeah!
574
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,918
{\an8}And by the way...
575
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,170
{\an8}T-Cap and Adam...
576
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,632
{\an8}You missed a spot, bitches.
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