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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:14,083 - Run, buggers, run! - Oh, shit! 2 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:17,167 Run like you ran in 1947, buggers! 3 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:18,792 That's just rude! 4 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,792 That wasn't so tough, was it? 5 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:27,500 Mr. White, you are now safe and under the protection 6 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:28,833 of Her Majesty's government. 7 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:30,125 Thank you, gentlemen. 8 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:32,875 I can't wait to get back to good ol' London! 9 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,000 Don't worry. 10 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:35,708 These Indian criminals are not very… 11 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,167 Efficient. 12 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,500 - Go, go, go! - Call it in. 13 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,792 Agents Tea and Crumpets to extraction. 14 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:51,583 We are onto Plan D. 15 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:54,875 We need wood, kerosene, sponges, and a fresh lime soda. 16 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:56,958 What? I'm thirsty. 17 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,500 Die, you English pigs! 18 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:18,750 - Die! - Jesus! 19 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,750 I really hate this guy. 20 00:02:29,292 --> 00:02:30,583 Go, Go, Go! 21 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,417 Let's go. 22 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:45,125 Hi, Jimmy. 23 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,083 It's you, men. 24 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,167 Hi, Rosie. 25 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,292 What are you doing? 26 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:49,583 Murder! 27 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:51,750 Rascal! 28 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:52,833 See you, men. 29 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,375 Murder! 30 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:10,708 I love you. 31 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:12,500 Love you too. 32 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:28,458 Penises. 33 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,625 Jimmy. 34 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:30,875 Your time is come, men. 35 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:33,250 The gravy on your fish curry... 36 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,333 Wait… 37 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:40,375 I need to sweep the floor. 38 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,750 Oh, sure, go ahead. 39 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:58,875 Hold this. 40 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:09,042 Okay, it's done. 41 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,042 Take her phone number. 42 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,125 Yes, sir. 43 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Right, so… 44 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,125 So, what was I saying? 45 00:04:16,292 --> 00:04:17,292 Sir, fish gravy. 46 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,500 Yes! 47 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,000 The gravy on your fish curry has dried! 48 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:24,958 Now you die. 49 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,250 No! 50 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,167 Did it hit? 51 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,333 It hit! 52 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,458 Oh, shit! 53 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,375 Sir… 54 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:23,042 I got hit. 55 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,500 I got hit. 56 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:26,750 I'll torch the car. 57 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:28,833 Sir! 58 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:30,083 Sakhubai! 59 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:31,583 No! 60 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,458 Sorry, sir! 61 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,167 I wasn't… 62 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:40,542 Able to do the washing up. 63 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,333 Sakhubai… 64 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:43,417 Don't touch! 65 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:47,292 Sakhubai, it's okay. 66 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:50,375 It's not your fault. 67 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:53,083 Your Hindi will kill me before this bullet. 68 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:56,583 Flavia! 69 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,625 Flavia… 70 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:05,958 Flavia… 71 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,333 Where are you, Flavia? 72 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,583 Flavia… 73 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:13,417 My love. 74 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,000 Bloody nonsense! What is this, Jimmy? 75 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,458 I just mopped the entire house! 76 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,375 Do you know how much bleach it takes to clean blood?! 77 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:24,667 Flavia, I'm dying, Flavia. 78 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:25,851 So? How many times have I told you, 79 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,559 if you want to die, do it outside the house! 80 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:30,708 Also, didn't I tell you to bring sausages on your way home from work? 81 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,792 Did you bring them? Did you? 82 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,417 - You forgot again, didn't you? - Yeah. 83 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,780 You're lucky you're good in bed. 84 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,542 All you think about is yourself. 85 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:40,250 Only office, office, office! 86 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,535 -If you die tomorrow, -Flavia… 87 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,417 You'll take the office with you to heaven? 88 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:44,750 Not tomorrow… 89 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:47,708 I'm dying today, Flavia. 90 00:06:48,292 --> 00:06:49,532 When you are mopping the floor… 91 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,770 Use the homemade bleach I made for you. 92 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,708 And my Diwali bonus, 93 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,854 if you can give me that today, please. 94 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,375 Well, 95 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:01,875 that won't be possible. 96 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:03,667 Why? 97 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,500 Well, Diwali isn't for 98 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,833 another three months. 99 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:12,917 And… 100 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,083 - Well, you are… - Yes. 101 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:17,667 True. 102 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:19,833 True. 103 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:22,583 Forget that! Watch this! 104 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:25,417 What, man! 105 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:27,208 Yeah. 106 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,542 Watch, it will go now. 107 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,083 - Papa! - Papa! 108 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:35,542 My boys… 109 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,125 My loins… 110 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,583 Papa, you told me you would bring Busen gum from the market. 111 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:45,851 Bastards, does anyone care that I'm dying here, or what! 112 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:46,750 Papa! 113 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,917 There's a tattoo inside the wrapper. 114 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,375 - Yeah. - Oh, yes. 115 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,667 Putah… 116 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:55,875 I'm dying, man. 117 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:56,833 - No. - No. 118 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:57,792 Yes. 119 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:58,875 That means 120 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,375 one of you 121 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:01,875 will become The Don. 122 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:04,708 One of you will become 123 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,333 "The Bhai." 124 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,125 But we are already brothers. 125 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,917 What do they teach you in private schools? 126 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:13,208 Listen. 127 00:08:15,958 --> 00:08:17,250 One of you two 128 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,333 will wear this ring. 129 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,875 And will handle all of this. 130 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,333 Extortion, kidnapping, all of it. 131 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,750 Waxing parlor. All of it. 132 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,292 Oh, my princess. 133 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:42,667 Papa loves you. 134 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:45,167 You go from here, Mama. 135 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:46,625 You go. 136 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,150 Don't get involved in all of this... 137 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:52,208 Papa's going to die. 138 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:56,250 - Papa, no! - Papa, no! 139 00:08:58,375 --> 00:08:59,250 Kitchen… 140 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:00,375 What? 141 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,417 In the kitchen… 142 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,458 Kitchen? 143 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:05,875 Look after… 144 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:08,958 Thank you. 145 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,042 Not you. 146 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:34,542 There we go! 147 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,750 We did the right thing! 148 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,250 Morning, Mary. 149 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,375 Fuck off, Dennis! 150 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,500 Sir, here's the file that you requested. 151 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,000 Sir, the local police are already looking into it. 152 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,583 No, this is important! 153 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:17,625 We must activate the local Indian team immediately. 154 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:19,750 Wasn't that disbanded? 155 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:20,833 Yes. 156 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,125 A long time ago? 157 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,750 Right, leave me with this. 158 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:24,958 Thank you, Midge. 159 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,083 It's Mary. 160 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,000 Hello. Are you alright? 161 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,083 Alright, men. 162 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:41,458 You got the cash? 163 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:44,000 Look, it's almost time. 164 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,208 Be ready. 165 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:47,708 Ready, men. 166 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,583 Is it definitely him? 167 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,125 Yes. 168 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,417 Send him. 169 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,792 - I want Happy. - Sure. 170 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:19,958 Nice. 171 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,000 It looks lovely, son. 172 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,208 Except… 173 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,708 You forgot this. 174 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,333 The trigger. 175 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,458 Oh, God! 176 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:34,417 I want to shoot myself, Dads. 177 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,500 But I can't. 178 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,208 There's no trigger. 179 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,250 No. 180 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,542 You can still make it work. 181 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,042 You can bash somebody's head in with it, 182 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:45,208 or shatter a shin bone. 183 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,583 Am I a failure, Dads? 184 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,833 No, listen. No, listen. 185 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,083 I'm 34. 186 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,375 I failed the MI7 exams six times. 187 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,125 Seven times. 188 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,458 I got two special agents for fathers, 189 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,750 and I can't even put a bloody gun together. 190 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:02,708 This is… 191 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,292 Some of the best agents… 192 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,625 They don't need guns. 193 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:06,667 Did you know? 194 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,750 One time in Marrakesh, your dad... 195 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:09,833 You? 196 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,750 Oh, no. Your other dad. 197 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,625 Seb took out a drug lord with nothing more 198 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:18,000 than a pack of ribbons and a really frisky camel. 199 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,292 Swear she was KGB. 200 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,125 Yeah, but that was you, 201 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,333 isn't it, Dads? 202 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,458 You've got something that you're… 203 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,500 You're just great at. 204 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,500 I feel like I'm broken. 205 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,708 Something's missing. I… 206 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,417 I feel like I don't know who I am. 207 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:44,875 Oh, Happy, 208 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,958 you're the best ballet dancer for miles. 209 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,375 You make beautiful sandwiches. 210 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:53,000 You're perfect just the way you are. 211 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,875 Oh, God! You're bloody starving, aren't you? 212 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:57,458 No, no, no. 213 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,934 - Oh, I could do with a sandwich. - I could do… 214 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:02,159 - You're talking my language. - I'll go get the shop open. 215 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,333 Hey, Packerwal, man! 216 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,625 Nathan. Eat, men. 217 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,768 - Hello, welcome to Mamareal Products. - Bagheera, yes. 218 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,250 IF YOU'VE GOT THE EVIL EYE, THIS IS YOUR OFFICE. 219 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,974 Listen, my fairness cream is not working. 220 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,458 Beatrice to Mama's office. Beatrice to Mama's office. 221 00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:31,208 MAMA DON OF PANJOR 222 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,583 Update, men. 223 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,875 Mama, International Supermodel Milind Morea's contract 224 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,333 has been sent to his manager. 225 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,875 How long will the formula take to get ready? 226 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,958 We're working as fast as we can, but… 227 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,399 It's taken me ten years of planning, 228 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,333 and my business model is finally ready. 229 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,292 FMCG meets crime. 230 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,375 WHITENESS INR 399 ONLY 231 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,458 Hey, Clinton! 232 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,333 What is this? 233 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,667 He looks like a ghost. 234 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,042 We need to make Indian's white, 235 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,292 not like ghosts. 236 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,875 Chemical trials take time. 237 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:21,976 Actually, I'm really happy with the results. 238 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,841 - Dating apps have been off the hook... - Shut up! 239 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,292 I need three months. 240 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,130 Actually, it seems like a really fair timeline... 241 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,083 Get the formula ready. 242 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,500 Or what happens to Clinton, 243 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:36,875 happens to you. 244 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,333 I'm… already white. 245 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,625 - Gomez! - Yes, Mama? 246 00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:47,792 Papa's gun. 247 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,833 Gomez? Mama? 248 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,083 Gomez, please, bro. 249 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,458 Gomez, no. 250 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,500 Not cool! 251 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,184 You will never get away with this, Mama! 252 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,208 My country will send someone to rescue me! 253 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:06,583 Chap-A-Chino! 254 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,583 Find your chap, take off his chinos! 255 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,583 Hello, Roger! 256 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,208 Kenneth Mole? 257 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,333 It's been forever. 258 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,792 How are things at old 7? 259 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,625 Oh, you know, immigration, Brexit, 260 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,583 Rishi Sunak, can't complain! 261 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,667 And how are things with you? 262 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,000 Cock-a-mundo doing well? 263 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,250 It's Chap-A-Chino! 264 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:28,125 Listen, I wanted to talk to you about your son, Happy. 265 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,292 We've had some fieldwork open up in India. 266 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,417 India? 267 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,458 No. 268 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,167 Oh, come on, Rog. 269 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,417 You know he's got that special agent blood in him. 270 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,583 Well, not really considering he's adopted. 271 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,750 Well, listen, we'll make him an agent. 272 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,333 A quick turnaround. So exciting! 273 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,750 He can speak Hindi, right? 274 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:49,833 No! 275 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,417 He doesn't know he's from… 276 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:52,708 India. 277 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,792 He dances, and he cooks, and that's all he knows. 278 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,708 Hang on. 279 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,000 He's never asked why he's... 280 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,083 Goodbye, Kenneth. 281 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,167 I'm… 282 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,750 From India? 283 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,458 Fuck off! 284 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,500 I'm from India! 285 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:16,542 Wait, I'm from India? 286 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,457 I need to sweep the floor. 287 00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,042 That's the full story, Happy. 288 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,167 So when the kids at school called me a Paki, 289 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:26,708 it was kind of true. 290 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,000 That's Pakistani. 291 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,542 You're Indian. 292 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,333 They're not the same. 293 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,750 And then at Uni, 294 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,000 when that girl, Priya… 295 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,708 She put her hand in my pants. 296 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,000 Was that an Indian thing? 297 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:41,583 I liked it. 298 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:42,958 Was that… 299 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,250 - An Indian thing? - No. 300 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,625 That was wrong. 301 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,708 Is it hot there? 302 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:51,833 Yeah. 303 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,417 You do not have to go to India. 304 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:55,958 Not for us. 305 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,667 I'm not going to India for you, 306 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,583 Dad… s. 307 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,708 I'm going back. 308 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,000 What's my real name? 309 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,333 - Your biological mother was... - Sakhubai Patel. 310 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,208 So that makes you Happy Patel. 311 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,250 Happy… 312 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:21,958 Patel? 313 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:24,583 Sounds special. 314 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,375 There can't be that many Patels… 315 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,542 Right? 316 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:36,792 Yeah. 317 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,625 Happy, my old boy. 318 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:51,958 Welcome to MI7. 319 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,000 First things first, you'll be learning Hindi 320 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,667 at the Southall School of Languages. 321 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:56,792 So study up. 322 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,250 And I'll see you in three weeks. 323 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,667 Is that enough time, sir? 324 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,292 I mean, Hindi seems like a complicated language. 325 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,708 Well, it's time we don't have, 326 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,708 and your life is about to get a lot more complicated, 327 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,042 Agent Patel. 328 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:15,083 Seems that this is going to be a Hindi movie from now on. 329 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,042 Oh, wow! 330 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,625 Excuse me? 331 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:35,917 Namaste. 332 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,167 Oh, my God! 333 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,833 The first rule of Indian food. 334 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,042 Don't look for the spoon. 335 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,458 There is no spoon! 336 00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,667 - Use your hands! - Sorry. 337 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,000 All Indian ladies love the arm-spreading. 338 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,000 This is your mating call. 339 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,500 Alright then, 340 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:09,792 seduce me. 341 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,083 But I'm a virgin. 342 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,333 Are you a man? 343 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,833 Or a small child? 344 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,125 - Like this? - Wider. 345 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,667 You open. 346 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,167 They'll open. 347 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:35,542 Hello, jaaneman! 348 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,167 In big cities like this, small things keep happening. 349 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,250 Raj… 350 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,125 The name you must have heard? 351 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,250 Oh. 352 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,667 How much is it? 353 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 150. 354 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,542 I'll give you… 355 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,083 Who's Tom, fucker? 356 00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,333 Hey! I'm Tom. Nice to meet you. 357 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,708 In 1947, 358 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,167 we quit India. 359 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:16,667 At the time, India contributed to 27% of Britain's total GDP. 360 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,375 So we asked ourselves. 361 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,458 How can we profit from India 362 00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:22,945 even though we are outside India? 363 00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,875 The answer was simple. 364 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:26,583 Indians. 365 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:28,250 - Indians? - Yes. 366 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:31,000 Colonialism, sociological manipulation, and 367 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,292 due to plain strange obsession, 368 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:35,042 Indians love white skin. 369 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,292 Apparently, the chances of marriage increase. 370 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:39,583 Don't know why. 371 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,625 I quite prefer chocolate myself. 372 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,708 For approximately 60 years, 373 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:49,500 the English government has invested in Fair and Fantastic. 374 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,292 India's biggest fairness cream brand. 375 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,833 The name of this project is 376 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:58,667 International Management Undertaking for the Monetization of Indians. 377 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,750 Short form, IMUMI. 378 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,143 -Its annual revenue ranges -IMUMI. 379 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,333 Between 300 and 400 million pounds. 380 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,667 Fuck Off! 381 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:07,625 Sorry. 382 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:08,708 Go fuck yourself. 383 00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:12,583 Beatrice Fefferbaum has been kidnapped. 384 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,792 She's a dermatological scientist. 385 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,542 Her formula is so potent 386 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:20,083 that fairness creams show results in just 21 days. 387 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,708 Like most white people, she recently went to India 388 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,583 to "find herself." 389 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,375 You'll have to blend in with the Indians 390 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:31,167 and get Beatrice Fefferbaum back home 391 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,542 as quickly as possible. 392 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,417 To blend in with the Indians, 393 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,140 you will have to change the way you look. 394 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,333 That's why we've got India's number one barber for you. 395 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:44,083 You are India's… 396 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,042 No.1 barber? 397 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,333 It's nice to meet you. 398 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,500 Bakul. 399 00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:49,542 Buckle? 400 00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:53,375 He's not ready. 401 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,375 India's not ready. 402 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:34,667 We've reached. 403 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,167 How much? 404 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,375 Three… 405 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,094 Thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine rupees. 406 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 You're fucking me off? 407 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,990 What did you say, motherfucker? 408 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:47,833 I won't give you that much. 409 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,500 Fifty. 410 00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:50,875 Two thousand. 411 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:51,958 Fifty! 412 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,417 - Thousand! - Fifty! 413 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:54,917 - You're... - Fifty. 414 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:56,375 - Your... - Fifty! 415 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,667 Fifty. 416 00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:03,958 Thank you. 417 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:07,208 NRI Bastard. 418 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:08,458 Agent Patel, 419 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:11,500 Beatrice's last known location was in Panjor. 420 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,542 Once you reach, you will have to go to Geet's Palace of Food. 421 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:25,875 Oh, wow. 422 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,833 Geet may not look like much, 423 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:35,875 and he isn't. 424 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:39,083 Unfortunately, he's our local coordinator. 425 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:41,333 You know, budget constraints. 426 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,417 Welcome to Geet's Palace of Food… 427 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,250 When you're "geeting" hungry. 428 00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:49,625 Hi. 429 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,208 How many people are with you? 430 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,417 Oh, just… Just one. 431 00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:55,083 One minute. 432 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,125 I'm sorry. 433 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:13,625 We're full. 434 00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,042 You'll have to wait a little. 435 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:16,750 That's fine. 436 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:18,833 How long? 437 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:22,417 Ninety days. 438 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:23,917 Ninety days? 439 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,083 Three months? 440 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,792 I wanted ice with this, Patro. Ice. 441 00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:31,042 - Asshole. - What? 442 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:35,750 Alright… 443 00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,000 I heard… 444 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:39,750 Your buffalo 445 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,917 likes magical juice from a crow 446 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,708 to drink. 447 00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,167 You… 448 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,417 Oh… 449 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,208 And the most powerful way to extract information… 450 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,250 Chai. 451 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:02,625 Namaste. 452 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,458 Agent Patil, we have been waiting for you. 453 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:06,875 My name is Patel. 454 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,333 Your room has been booked. 455 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,250 My eggs have been cooked? 456 00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:12,917 Be professional. 457 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,500 Your eggs are your concern. 458 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,265 Wait, what the hell are you talking about? 459 00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:18,417 I was saying, your room is booked and ready. 460 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,042 Oh, nice. Thank you. 461 00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:22,958 How long? 462 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,583 Three inches. 463 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,167 I was talking about the booking. 464 00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:37,125 Two months. 465 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:39,875 That's rather long. 466 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,625 - Really? - Booking. 467 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,958 So, where's our new English dish? 468 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,833 This is Roxy, my local coordinator. 469 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:53,833 In India, do local coordinators also have their own coordinators? 470 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:54,958 Employment. 471 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,458 Roxy will take you to your house. 472 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,167 Let's go, Dev Patel. 473 00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,125 This way… 474 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,708 Could you hang on just one second? 475 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,000 I just… I have to. 476 00:28:06,292 --> 00:28:08,167 There. Now try it. 477 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:16,000 Nice. 478 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,083 First time in India? 479 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:18,458 Well… 480 00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:20,667 That's what I thought, 481 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,500 but turns out I was born here. 482 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,083 My mum… 483 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,625 She was Indian. 484 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,250 And my dads… 485 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,042 I've got two. They are British. 486 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:34,375 - Do you know where Britain is? - Listen, coconut. 487 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:36,313 You need to leave Britain behind you. 488 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,375 You're in Goa now. 489 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:39,750 Oh, God! 490 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,375 Alright. 491 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:02,542 All of India comes to Goa to be happy. 492 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,833 You should be happy now since you are in Goa. 493 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,000 I mean, you are in India. 494 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,333 And India… is inside you. 495 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:10,833 Got it? 496 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:11,917 Yeah. Yeah. 497 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,478 Hey, Roxy! When will I get my CPU back? 498 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,976 It'll come. These things take time. 499 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,875 - Hello. - Hey. 500 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:17,333 - I'm inside you. - What? 501 00:29:17,792 --> 00:29:18,667 - Well... - Fuck off! 502 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,833 NRI Bastard. 503 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,625 - I do repair work. - Oh. 504 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:24,833 Mobiles, circuit, screen guard, AI. 505 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,375 Roxy Repairs. 506 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,458 Nice. 507 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,083 And what's happening over there? 508 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,292 Oh, that? 509 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,542 That's an everyday thing. The whole of Panjor pays extortion to Mama. 510 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,667 And who's Mama? 511 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:45,917 - Come on, come on, come on! - What? I'm... 512 00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,250 Are you crazy? 513 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,708 I'm sorry. Did you see that? That was creepy as hell. 514 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,708 - Who's Tom? - Hi, I'm Tom. 515 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,672 - I was wondering, do you have... - Jonas, go away! 516 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,333 You can't say things like that here. 517 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,833 What? Like, Mama? 518 00:29:58,458 --> 00:29:59,458 Shut up! 519 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:03,708 - This is your new house. - Oh. 520 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,083 What do you think? 521 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:21,167 I'm just a little scared that the roof shouldn't fall on me at night! 522 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:25,983 Well, whatever it is, it's a house. 523 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,708 No, Roxy, I didn't mean that. 524 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:28,792 - I just... - Chill. 525 00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,792 Anyway, the real Panjor is not inside this room. 526 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,611 You'll find it outside the window. 527 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,125 Yeah. 528 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,125 Alright… 529 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:43,625 Alright… 530 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:44,833 Right. 531 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:45,958 Right… 532 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,458 Oh! A broom. 533 00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:30,292 Okay, man. 534 00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,292 Ladies and gentlemen, 535 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:34,625 for D'Costa Communications' third store opening, man, 536 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:39,292 please give a warm round of applause to Panjor's number one dancer, 537 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,250 beautiful, dazzling, 538 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,125 smashing, the scintillating, 539 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,292 the sensuous, 540 00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:47,583 Miss Rupa! 541 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,375 You can all go to hell! 542 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,268 You all run behind Katrina, don't you? 543 00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:34,692 Desperate, cheap Vicky, all of you! 544 00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,833 Local artists get fuck all support these days! 545 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:40,708 - I love you. - Scram! 546 00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:48,125 What? 547 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,542 Bugger! I'll kill you, man! 548 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:27,708 O Lord. 549 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:29,833 Hey. 550 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,833 - God… - I've been missing Papa more than ever. 551 00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:36,625 I don't even know, you are the right God… 552 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,333 What with me being Indian and all. 553 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:42,042 My two brothers died. 554 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,125 Got killed. 555 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,417 Fine. I murdered them. 556 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:50,833 But I do know this. 557 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,250 Something is brewing inside me. 558 00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:58,417 And if it isn't food poisoning, and it probably is. 559 00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,500 My colon… 560 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,250 Is going to burst. 561 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,292 Once my Mamareal launches, 562 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,417 I'll leave this world of crime behind me, men. 563 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,042 Only necessary murders. 564 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,125 I think, 565 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,250 here… 566 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,750 My life is going to change. 567 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,000 So thanks. 568 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:26,917 Promise. 569 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:43,292 It's fresh. 570 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,917 - How much? - 20 for three. I'll give you four. 571 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,500 I told you. 572 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,464 - Roxy? Hi. - I was the one who made him go viral. 573 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:51,958 Hi. Buying vegetables? 574 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,375 Oh, my God. 575 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,458 This place 576 00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:55,542 is magical. 577 00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:58,292 Cool. Breakfast? 578 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:01,625 This is your breakfast? 579 00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:02,833 Yeah, every morning. 580 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,458 What? 581 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:05,417 No! 582 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,500 Come with me. 583 00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,167 Hi. 584 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:09,667 Where? 585 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:14,833 Yeah. 586 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,042 Wow. 587 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,667 This is my own recipe. 588 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:31,875 I really like it 589 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,708 when I put some cinnamon inside. 590 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,875 Good for you. 591 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I'm heterosexual. 592 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:37,667 But the food's good. 593 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:50,833 Hello? 594 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:52,958 Oh. Hey, Geet. 595 00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:55,282 The Kashmiri bears know how to cook black leopard sweets. 596 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:56,750 What? 597 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,292 Where's that code book gone? 598 00:35:58,417 --> 00:35:59,417 What book? 599 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,667 Our investigation begins today. 600 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:08,542 Look at this. 601 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,292 It was written in a hurry. 602 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,667 Written with one hand. 603 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,542 She wrote us a message 604 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:18,167 in a short period of time, and that is… 605 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,375 M? 606 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:24,000 - But "M" could be anything. - I know. 607 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,792 - Someone's name? - Mohit. 608 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:27,167 - A place's name? - Maldives. 609 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,292 A politician's name? 610 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:32,233 It's probably none of those things. 611 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,833 You know, Geet, the problem is 612 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:38,667 we are only seeing this "M." 613 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,375 We've got to go wider! 614 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,333 Daddy! 615 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,333 What? 616 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,208 Geet, focus, man! Alright? 617 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:49,875 A girl has been kidnapped… 618 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,833 She's scared. 619 00:36:52,167 --> 00:36:54,208 She used her cough to write this 620 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,250 dirty "M" on the white wall… 621 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,375 The wall! 622 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:02,917 It's white… 623 00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:06,750 - Beatrice was white. - Yes. 624 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,314 Where in Goa can we find white people? 625 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,375 Ghode or white people? 626 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,208 Namaste. 627 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:18,708 Breathe deeply, 628 00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:20,833 and release your chakra. 629 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:27,500 Vladimir! Vladimir! 630 00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:29,583 You are now a Communist! 631 00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:30,667 Yeah! 632 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,833 Geet, you get spoons in India? 633 00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:44,292 Yeah. So? 634 00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:48,583 I was lied to. 635 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:49,708 Never mind. 636 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,292 Food is good. 637 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:52,375 Yeah, it's got… 638 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,250 Flavor. 639 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:01,542 Geet! Oh, my God, it's got flavor! 640 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,208 - What? - Let's get back to her house. 641 00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:04,375 The food… 642 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,167 Your stomach's not full? 643 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,750 This dry sorpotel. 644 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,208 It's taste… 645 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,625 It's the same taste as the wedding. 646 00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,389 One person has cooked both of these dishes. 647 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,125 We have to find the caterer of that wedding. 648 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:32,792 Let me check. 649 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:34,958 Marco, 650 00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,917 the wedding that was happening in Villa Aldona, 651 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:38,208 who's the caterer? 652 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:46,208 Geet… 653 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,500 I found out. 654 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,569 The wedding catering was done by... 655 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,792 Mama's. 656 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,708 Alright, Geet, 657 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,583 this could get dangerous. 658 00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:59,083 - Are you ready? - Yes. 659 00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:00,167 You go. 660 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:03,583 What? 661 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,250 Geet, you are my backup. 662 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:06,875 Actually, I'm just a tourist. 663 00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:08,250 Go away, man! 664 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,792 Geet, the problem isn't outside. 665 00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,167 I need you inside. 666 00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:13,292 Daddy. 667 00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,333 Sleazy coward! 668 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,833 MAY GOD BLESS YOU 669 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,292 What's your order? 670 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,514 Today's specials are fish curry and rice... 671 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,917 I'm… looking for a girl. 672 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:48,625 I have a photograph. 673 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,792 Photography is not allowed. 674 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,875 No, I mean, I have a photograph… 675 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,375 Have you seen this girl anywhere? 676 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,208 Wait. 677 00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:07,292 Alright. 678 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,375 Hi. 679 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,917 The chef said, no photo. 680 00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:24,042 And no food, too. 681 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,833 What's that tattoo on your… It's... 682 00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:27,958 Get out, get out! 683 00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,833 What? Oh, come on! 684 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,250 Look, you! 685 00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:32,958 Happy? 686 00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,333 - Went well? - Geet… 687 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,500 Hey! 688 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,000 Geet, you take a lunch break, 689 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,524 I'll see you back at the restaurant. 690 00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:50,250 Sure. 691 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:51,333 Hey. 692 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,250 Dancing girl. 693 00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:55,958 Hi. 694 00:40:57,917 --> 00:40:59,250 My name is Happy. 695 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,208 Yours? 696 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,958 - Rupa. - Rupa? 697 00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:04,708 Nice. 698 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:08,500 I saw you dance yesterday. 699 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:11,583 Oh, my God, 700 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,125 it's beautiful. 701 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,500 You have amazing… 702 00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:17,833 Flow. 703 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:19,875 Audience was… 704 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,375 Traitors all of them. 705 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,417 Yeah, Andrew Tates. I hate those guys. 706 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:25,625 I've got to go. 707 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:26,792 No, no, no, hang on. 708 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:27,958 One minute… 709 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:29,583 Training. 710 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:35,750 Child. 711 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,708 Have you lost your mind? 712 00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:46,000 There were no tidal waves in your ocean of youth? 713 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:47,833 Hey, I'll bury you in a ditch! 714 00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:49,292 Oh. 715 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:50,625 Hang on. 716 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,500 I'm new here. 717 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,500 Would… 718 00:41:58,042 --> 00:41:59,042 You like to go… 719 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:00,958 For dinner with me? 720 00:42:01,042 --> 00:42:02,417 I'm not Tom, I'm Rupa. 721 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,042 I know, I'm not Tom, you're Rupa. 722 00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:05,417 - What? - I have no idea. 723 00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,667 Are you hungry? 724 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,875 Actually, it's really hard to get a reservation here. 725 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,667 But the owner's a friend, so… 726 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,333 Where are you from? 727 00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:19,768 Who's really from anywhere, right? 728 00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:21,512 You know, but... Why are we talking about me? 729 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,333 Let's talk about you. 730 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,708 Dancing must be very… 731 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,833 Hard, right? 732 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:29,958 So? 733 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:33,125 Just because it's hard doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. 734 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:35,333 Life is hard. 735 00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:36,917 Dance is freedom. 736 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:38,583 Oh, wow! 737 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,417 What are you looking at? 738 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,625 I just feel like, inside my stomach, 739 00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:45,583 loads of butterflies are flying around. 740 00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:46,833 - What? - Shit. 741 00:42:49,417 --> 00:42:50,458 How about this… 742 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,167 My heart, it sings a thousand words 743 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:54,917 I feel eternal bliss 744 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:56,667 No drop of rain 745 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,250 No glowing flame 746 00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:01,333 Has ever been so pure! 747 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:02,417 One minute, one minute. 748 00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:03,458 - Can feel... - One minute. 749 00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:04,542 Stop. 750 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,125 - Lagaan, right? - Yes. 751 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:07,988 Finally, I understood something. 752 00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:11,992 You're going soft, aren't you? 753 00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:16,042 You can. 754 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:17,875 But you aren't the only one. 755 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,750 Oh, God! No, don't eat that. 756 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,833 Bastard! Don't you have a mother or sister at home? 757 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,333 Oh! 758 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,250 Sorry. 759 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,667 No, no, it's fine. 760 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:56,792 I really liked it. 761 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,184 You know, I mean, you are strong, 762 00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:01,417 and your hand is small, but heavy. 763 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,708 So well done, you. 764 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,792 It was a reflex action. 765 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:08,083 Can we try one more time? 766 00:44:08,667 --> 00:44:10,375 You may have to do it a couple of times. 767 00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:11,708 You have guts? 768 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:12,833 I have guts. 769 00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:18,125 Good one, yeah. 770 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,083 So listen, 771 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,250 I really enjoyed that. 772 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,875 I was thinking, maybe next time I can cook for you? 773 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,458 - Because this food is, well... - Listen. 774 00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:56,708 I have to go. 775 00:45:56,792 --> 00:45:58,208 What? No. You, you… 776 00:45:58,542 --> 00:45:59,542 But… 777 00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,583 I… 778 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,583 These ladies! 779 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:05,625 Can't live with them… 780 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:13,000 Alright. 781 00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,833 Today, she… 782 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,792 Slapped me so many times. 783 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,958 And then, without any explanation, she just walked off. 784 00:46:21,292 --> 00:46:22,375 I feel like… 785 00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:24,542 A lady of the night. 786 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,083 That too, 787 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,125 a free one! 788 00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:32,125 I mean, I was going to say "foolish." 789 00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:34,625 I don't feel like "the wife." 790 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:35,708 Happy, listen. 791 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:37,708 I know 792 00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:39,708 our investigation 793 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:41,417 is probably going to fail. 794 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:42,500 Probably? 795 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:43,583 Definitely. 796 00:46:45,292 --> 00:46:46,458 But whatever happens, 797 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:47,792 we are having fun. 798 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,583 I felt really lonely… 799 00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:55,750 But now I'm feeling happy… 800 00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,583 Ever since you came to Panjor. 801 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:02,458 Thank you, Happy. 802 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Geet. 803 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:09,250 Listen. 804 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:13,250 You are not alone. 805 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,458 Alright? 806 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,833 And your ears… 807 00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,083 They are so beautiful. 808 00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:26,958 Just like a king's ears... 809 00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:28,226 No, you've got all sleazy again. 810 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:29,250 Goodnight, Geet. 811 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:31,042 You put in salt. And how much salt? 812 00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:32,792 Salt to taste. 813 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:33,958 Gomez. 814 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,083 Update, men. 815 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,000 International Supermodel Milind Morea's contract 816 00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,445 has been rejected by his manager. 817 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,708 But we are sending a new version. 818 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:45,750 This is the third contract, right? 819 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:47,333 Bloody celebrities! 820 00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:49,917 - Yes, Peter? - A foreigner came in and… 821 00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:52,875 Was asking about her. 822 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,125 You know what to do. 823 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:17,542 It's a simple recipe. 824 00:48:17,708 --> 00:48:20,042 No, actually, life is simple. 825 00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:22,059 Food should be allowed to be difficult at times, right? 826 00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:24,542 - Spicy. - So, let's do one thing. 827 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:25,875 I have taken some meat here. 828 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,083 Nathan? 829 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:29,792 You hungry? 830 00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,458 I mean, such a strong hand 831 00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:37,583 slapped me so many times on the same cheek. 832 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,333 Oh. Oh, yeah. 833 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:42,083 Namaste. 834 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:48,042 Where is the house? 835 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:50,500 Oh, yeah. 836 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,625 Indian mattresses… 837 00:48:58,083 --> 00:48:59,583 Are super body-fitting. 838 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:01,208 Body 839 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,333 poking? 840 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,833 - What?! - Move! 841 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,500 Idiot! 842 00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:10,708 My mattress… 843 00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:12,542 Is a man-tress? 844 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,542 We've come from Mama. 845 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,417 We've all come from a mama. 846 00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:18,750 No! 847 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,833 Not that mama. 848 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,250 We've come from "the" Mama. 849 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,292 In Indian fighting, no punches. 850 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:24,417 Only words. 851 00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:26,375 Words of insult to the opposition's family. 852 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,833 Thank you. 853 00:49:31,042 --> 00:49:32,917 - Your mother... - You… 854 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000 One minute. 855 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,292 - What? - The Mama? 856 00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:37,958 Or 857 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,250 My personal mom? 858 00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:43,512 I don't know, man. Everyone's mama, I guess. 859 00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:45,292 Yeah. It's quite a broad insult, right? 860 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,625 - Thank you. - What shall we do, Sailesh? 861 00:49:48,167 --> 00:49:49,167 Who's Sailesh? 862 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:50,208 Beat him? 863 00:49:50,292 --> 00:49:52,000 - Are you Sailesh? - Yes. 864 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:53,833 Hey! Hang on! 865 00:49:55,667 --> 00:49:57,875 You guys are goons, right? 866 00:49:58,042 --> 00:49:59,042 So… 867 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:03,125 All of you cannot attack at once. 868 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,542 Rules of "Rohit Shetty Combat." 869 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:07,958 One by one. 870 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,958 One by one. Yeah? 871 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,333 - There's no rule like that. - What? 872 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:23,625 You... 873 00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:25,125 Oh, fuck my liver! 874 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:27,333 Get him! 875 00:50:36,917 --> 00:50:37,917 Hey! 876 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,333 What? 877 00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,208 Oh, I can't breathe. 878 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Peter. 879 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:01,083 Peter, where are you? 880 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:04,625 - Come with me. Hurry! - Roxy? Hi. 881 00:51:06,542 --> 00:51:07,542 Shut it off! 882 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,167 Happy, run! 883 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:18,250 Where? 884 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,458 R… Roxy? 885 00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:20,875 Hello? 886 00:51:20,917 --> 00:51:21,917 Roxy! 887 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:24,042 Happy, jump from the window! 888 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:26,208 I don't know... What? 889 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,375 Donkey's dick! 890 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,333 Where is he? 891 00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:46,000 Happy, are you alive? 892 00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:49,125 You should have said which window! 893 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,500 Are you okay? 894 00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:57,500 I think my tailbone is broken. 895 00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,542 Oh, I'm so happy I came here. 896 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:00,625 Oh, hang on. 897 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:01,750 Vomit… 898 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,292 Come. You owe me a new mask. 899 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,167 You saved my life. 900 00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:11,417 My mum and dad 901 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:12,875 passed away, 902 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,708 and Geet has looked after me ever since. 903 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:18,375 He paid my school fees too. 904 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:21,208 He told me to protect you. 905 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,458 Is this your house? 906 00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:25,625 You live alone here? 907 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Go to sleep. 908 00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:31,875 See. 909 00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:33,417 This is a good mattress. 910 00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:35,105 - Good night, Roxy. - Good night, Happy. 911 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,523 - You remember the story, right? - Yes. 912 00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:52,333 Dickson, 913 00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,042 we are making vindaloo today. 914 00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,125 Yes, Mama. 915 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:56,875 Gomez. 916 00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:58,583 Update, men. 917 00:52:58,625 --> 00:52:59,500 Mama, 918 00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:02,424 International Supermodel Milind Morea has finally accepted our contract. 919 00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:05,583 Where is the foreigner? 920 00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,292 Mama, 921 00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:10,833 that foreigner turned into a superman. 922 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,375 Yeah, Mama. 923 00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,583 He was really dangerous. 924 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,339 First, he did a massive fart in the entire room, 925 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,625 then this demonic witch turned up. 926 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:22,917 And beat us in the darkness. 927 00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:26,743 How many men were there, men? 928 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:28,750 Us… 929 00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:30,708 Four. 930 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:31,875 And just him? 931 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,000 Yes, just one. 932 00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:35,917 Plus, demonic witch! 933 00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:48,417 Cutlet? 934 00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,125 Then? 935 00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,125 Then they suddenly vanished. 936 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:55,917 And then, we ran. 937 00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,208 - Yes. - Yes. 938 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:01,958 But, Mama, honestly... 939 00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:03,042 Who ran first? 940 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:23,750 You must be hungry. 941 00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,125 Eat, men. 942 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:44,125 Spice. 943 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:47,125 Until there's no taste of chili in Goan food, 944 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,208 there's no fun, is there? 945 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,333 Hello. 946 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,500 How are you? 947 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:52,333 Listen, 948 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:55,000 our Plan B is now our Plan A. 949 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:04,509 And naturally, the spiciness will all combine. 950 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,375 Now we'll add some 951 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:13,333 salt to taste. 952 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,625 Good morning, Agent Patel. 953 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:38,250 Last night… 954 00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:41,417 Did anything happen? 955 00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:43,583 I don't think so. 956 00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:50,875 These clothes aren't mine. 957 00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:54,000 Your clothes are on that chair over there. 958 00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:57,007 When I came in this morning, I got you changed. 959 00:55:58,542 --> 00:55:59,542 Why, Geet? 960 00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:01,333 You looked sad. 961 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:06,958 - Geet… - Buckingham, your bird's here! 962 00:56:07,167 --> 00:56:08,167 What? 963 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,208 Hey… 964 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:18,917 Rupa. 965 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,042 I went to your house. 966 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:23,750 Your neighbor told me you got drunk and came here last night. 967 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:26,750 Are these your clothes? 968 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,500 Yes. 969 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:29,875 No, no. 970 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000 These… 971 00:56:32,292 --> 00:56:34,125 Apparently, I was looking sad… 972 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:36,250 I don't know. 973 00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,333 Hi. 974 00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:39,833 Hi. 975 00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:41,083 Happy… 976 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:43,411 I've really thought about it. 977 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:44,833 Oh. 978 00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:46,083 About us. 979 00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:47,583 Oh. 980 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:51,083 And… if you want to cook for me… 981 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,083 Then I wouldn't mind. 982 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,750 Yes. 983 00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:01,208 Absolutely. I will make a feast for you. 984 00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:06,542 Rupa… 985 00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:09,542 I'm a spy. 986 00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:12,875 I'm in India on a mission 987 00:57:12,958 --> 00:57:14,500 to find a white girl. 988 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,250 Not for me, just in general. 989 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,958 And I can't find her. 990 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:23,101 Pretty soon, I'm going to lose my job, and I'll have to go back home... 991 00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:24,125 There is one idea. 992 00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:25,167 Listen. 993 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,417 At Mama's, Mama's goons work. 994 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:28,375 Your mother... 995 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,750 Why don't we just follow them? 996 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:32,500 Wherever Mama's is catering, 997 00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,167 Mama's goons will be there. 998 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:36,833 She's a genius. 999 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:38,250 It's common sense. 1000 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:41,458 I mean, she's 16, we can be nice. 1001 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,500 By the time I was 16, I had four cases on me. 1002 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000 What, like luggage? 1003 00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:47,958 Look at this. 1004 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:49,684 There's an event invitation on Facebook. 1005 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:52,375 Mama sets up a stall at every night market. 1006 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,042 Tomorrow night, I'm performing there. 1007 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:55,833 I will be there. 1008 00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:00,083 So the plan is simple. 1009 00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:02,792 Mama's goons will know where Beatrice is being held. 1010 00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:05,333 Geet, Happy, you put trackers on the goons. 1011 00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:06,292 And, Rupa, 1012 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,292 you create a distraction. Copy? 1013 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,833 - Copy. - Copy. 1014 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:11,292 Can't hear. 1015 00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:12,542 You ready? 1016 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:24,417 Hello, friends. 1017 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:26,917 Welcome to the Panjor Night Market, man. 1018 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,458 For your entertainment, 1019 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:30,625 let's have a huge round of applause 1020 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:32,500 for Kashmir's Kali, 1021 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,583 Panjor's Pretty, 1022 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,750 Dancing Queen… 1023 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:38,833 Rupa! 1024 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:47,958 Happy. 1025 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:49,792 Happy? 1026 00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:51,042 Happy, focus. 1027 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:08,542 Shut up! Shut up! 1028 00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:11,708 Your booing makes no difference to me, alright! 1029 00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:14,042 The plan's failing, the dancing shouldn't stop. 1030 00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:16,167 Dance is freedom, freedom! 1031 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,250 Geet… 1032 00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:19,167 We will have to distract everyone. 1033 00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:21,333 If your moms had learned to move as much, 1034 00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:23,250 you wouldn't have been born, you fuckers! 1035 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,375 She just lay with your fat-ass dad! 1036 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:28,583 Oh shit, man. 1037 00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:29,917 That's messed up. 1038 00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:31,458 How much? 1039 00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:33,875 So I'm introducing you to the main act of the evening 1040 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,250 a little early. 1041 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:37,125 Let's have a huge round of applause 1042 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:39,042 for Ash King! 1043 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,750 Tell Ash King to sing his longest song. 1044 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:45,500 - It's lovely to be here in Panjor. - Ash King… 1045 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,583 Today you have to sing 1046 00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:50,833 your best song ever. 1047 00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:52,833 Not the best, long! 1048 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:56,375 Alright. 1049 00:59:57,292 --> 00:59:58,532 I'm going to have to touch her. 1050 01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:03,875 Happy, what the hell are you doing? 1051 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,333 This is your plan? 1052 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:14,299 Do not disconnect. I said, "Do not disconnect!" 1053 01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:46,708 We've come from Mama's. 1054 01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:49,208 I told you, man. We've all come from a mother. 1055 01:02:49,292 --> 01:02:50,292 This... 1056 01:02:54,792 --> 01:02:56,792 MI7 will terminate you. 1057 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,667 Our investigation 1058 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,208 will probably fail. 1059 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:01,309 You're falling for me, right? 1060 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,542 Something's missing… 1061 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:04,375 You can still make it work. 1062 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,500 Take care. 1063 01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:22,625 Excellent work, Rupa. 1064 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:24,917 Mama, what's going on? 1065 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:30,750 You two… 1066 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:33,042 Cutlet? 1067 01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:37,583 One piece would be nice, right? Thank you. 1068 01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:41,512 You're right, I am feeling a little peckish. 1069 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:42,750 But this is not the time! 1070 01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:44,917 Excuse me… 1071 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,833 According to our investigative findings, you are "M". 1072 01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:51,875 The person who has kidnapped Beatrice Fefferbaum. 1073 01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:52,958 And… 1074 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:56,625 We have come here to find her. 1075 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:57,708 Dickhead… 1076 01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:01,357 What do you think, I'm just going to give it all up like that? 1077 01:04:02,125 --> 01:04:03,125 First, you tell me. 1078 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:05,083 How would you like to die, man? 1079 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,583 Mama ji, 1080 01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:12,583 Mama ji, you may as well give us at least two pieces. 1081 01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,250 He's definitely hungry. 1082 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,417 You know me so well. 1083 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,500 Shut up, both of you! 1084 01:04:17,292 --> 01:04:19,000 Mama, you said, “Keep him busy, 1085 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:21,645 break his heart, and he'll be disheartened and go home himself.” 1086 01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:25,542 Rupa… 1087 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:29,667 A curry leaf in a hot pan has no idea what is about to be cooked. 1088 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:31,792 You are the curry leaf. 1089 01:04:32,917 --> 01:04:33,917 Profound. 1090 01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,833 Oh! Very profound! 1091 01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:38,083 I have an idea. 1092 01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:41,750 I'm not going to kill you just like that. 1093 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,208 Let's have some fun first. 1094 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:46,958 She's got a... 1095 01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:48,625 - Bell. - Bell! 1096 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:50,333 Bell? 1097 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:51,333 I have no idea. 1098 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:53,042 Dickson, Rickson, Carlton… 1099 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,042 Special torture. 1100 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,667 Alright, it's fine. 1101 01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:05,250 MI7 gives us torture training. 1102 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:06,708 You can't break me. 1103 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,875 I've seen "Slumdog" three times. 1104 01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:12,167 We shall see. 1105 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:13,542 Alright. 1106 01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,167 My heart is melting 1107 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,458 My tears have hardened 1108 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:24,917 Love is my enemy 1109 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,875 Friends are my time 1110 01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,333 My love 1111 01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:31,625 My beloved 1112 01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:34,083 My love 1113 01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:36,083 My beloved 1114 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,125 My love 1115 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,333 My Belov... 1116 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:42,542 I will meet you 1117 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:45,417 By the river bank 1118 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:48,125 I will meet you 1119 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:51,250 By the river bank 1120 01:05:51,458 --> 01:05:54,125 Loneliness is my bottle 1121 01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:56,542 The bottle is calling you 1122 01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:57,750 Calling 1123 01:05:57,833 --> 01:05:59,875 Loneliness is my bottle 1124 01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,333 Alright, enough! 1125 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:02,875 Enough! Enough! 1126 01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:04,792 - Calling… - Alright. 1127 01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:06,375 What do you want? 1128 01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:07,875 What?! 1129 01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:17,500 What I want is already in front of me, 1130 01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:19,875 Happy Patel. 1131 01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,917 Oh! 1132 01:06:22,458 --> 01:06:24,625 I waited my whole bloody life for this. 1133 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,042 It took a lot of time and research to find you. 1134 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,333 And while looking, 1135 01:06:33,417 --> 01:06:35,875 I stumbled across my new business plan. 1136 01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:39,167 But business on the side for now… 1137 01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,924 Today I'm going to beat you so badly, you will wish you were never born. 1138 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,042 No. 1139 01:06:46,042 --> 01:06:47,417 - Mama. - What? 1140 01:06:52,792 --> 01:06:53,792 Happy? 1141 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,208 There's a problem… 1142 01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:59,167 It's International Supermodel Milind Morea's birthday. 1143 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,292 - He is saying he won't shoot the ad. - Happy! 1144 01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,375 Tell him, 1145 01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:04,167 I'll make a strawberry cake for him. 1146 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:06,458 And I'll feed him with my own hands. 1147 01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,750 - Celebrities these days! - Happy… 1148 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:12,958 I'll just be back. 1149 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:14,125 Okay. 1150 01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:17,542 Happy… 1151 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:18,708 Wake him up. 1152 01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:19,833 How? 1153 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:28,583 Sandwich! 1154 01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:32,083 My fin... 1155 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,250 - Happy… - Listen. 1156 01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,625 Do exactly as I say. 1157 01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:45,042 It's the only way we'll be able to get out of here. 1158 01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,417 All... 1159 01:07:46,667 --> 01:07:47,667 You shut up. 1160 01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,083 You just shut up! 1161 01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:50,458 Alright! 1162 01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:51,625 You're a mule! 1163 01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:52,708 Traitor! 1164 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,000 You have beaten us. 1165 01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:57,083 Betrayed! 1166 01:07:57,375 --> 01:07:58,250 From today, 1167 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,167 we are going to do whatever I say! 1168 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:01,417 Do... 1169 01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:03,042 The last one was correct. 1170 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:04,667 When I give you the signal, 1171 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,958 we… 1172 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,458 Will stand up and go to the door. 1173 01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:10,500 Alright? 1174 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,667 With collective force, 1175 01:08:11,958 --> 01:08:13,167 we'll break through the door. 1176 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:15,583 - What? - She didn't hear a thing. 1177 01:08:15,708 --> 01:08:17,375 Then you bloody tell her, man! 1178 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:20,542 He will give us a signal, 1179 01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:22,333 then his thing will stand up. 1180 01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,750 Then he'll shove it in the door, 1181 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,500 and his thing will break. 1182 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:28,667 What! What's the point of that? 1183 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,208 The door is really strong. 1184 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,042 I'll cut the ropes and hit both of them. 1185 01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:35,208 She's saying 1186 01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,750 your thing is really strong! 1187 01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:38,667 She'll chop it off. 1188 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:40,125 And hit us with it! 1189 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:42,500 What? Here? Now? Why? 1190 01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:43,833 I don't know. 1191 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,250 But when you both have sex, 1192 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,667 the world will have a tsunami. 1193 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,917 Oh God! Geet, you… 1194 01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:51,250 Get me Papa's gun. 1195 01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:56,042 You want Fefferbaum? 1196 01:08:56,458 --> 01:08:57,875 You can take her and go. 1197 01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:01,458 If you make it out of here alive! 1198 01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:05,083 Any last words, man? 1199 01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:13,208 Hello? 1200 01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:17,667 Mama? 1201 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:21,458 Mama… 1202 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:24,042 Rupa, me too. 1203 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:26,083 Sorry, reflex action. 1204 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,375 Where is it? 1205 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:32,625 My finger! 1206 01:09:34,917 --> 01:09:35,958 Where is it? Where is it? 1207 01:09:36,042 --> 01:09:36,917 Where did it go? 1208 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:37,875 My finger! 1209 01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,583 - Open, open! - Geet, hurry. 1210 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:41,875 Happy, come on! 1211 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:57,917 No. 1212 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:04,333 That was… 1213 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:09,083 My… 1214 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:13,500 Tasting finger! 1215 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:03,708 Oh, my balls! 1216 01:11:05,542 --> 01:11:06,542 Happy… 1217 01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:07,750 I'm fine. 1218 01:11:07,833 --> 01:11:09,083 - Happy… - I'm fine. 1219 01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:10,542 - Here. - Oh God… 1220 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:13,792 - Come on. - How do you fix a finger? 1221 01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,250 Happy. 1222 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,333 Roxy. 1223 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,583 What are you doing here? 1224 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,708 I've come to save you, Union Jack. 1225 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,750 First, I hacked the circuit system, 1226 01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:27,125 then I installed my automated fuse diffusion wire. 1227 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,542 That's it! Light's out! 1228 01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,958 Yeah, no, you're right. I understood all of that. 1229 01:11:31,792 --> 01:11:32,792 Happy… 1230 01:11:33,208 --> 01:11:34,208 No! 1231 01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:35,750 Traitor. 1232 01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:40,583 Hey, man. 1233 01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:47,292 Why are you fairer? 1234 01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,458 What the hell is going on with your skin, man? 1235 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,875 - Mama, pigmentation... - Shut up! 1236 01:11:57,958 --> 01:11:58,833 Hey, 1237 01:11:58,958 --> 01:11:59,958 bounce! 1238 01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:05,292 Find them. 1239 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:06,958 Yes, Mama. I'll go right now. 1240 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,083 But… 1241 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:19,458 Where shall I go to find them? 1242 01:12:19,542 --> 01:12:20,702 I wasn't here when they left. 1243 01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:26,083 Gomez? 1244 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:27,625 Gomez, please, bro. 1245 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:28,750 You just shot me, Gomez. 1246 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:29,833 Wait. 1247 01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:31,597 Gomez, let's talk about it for one second. 1248 01:12:33,292 --> 01:12:34,292 Not cool! 1249 01:12:36,167 --> 01:12:37,542 Good morning, Wimbledon. 1250 01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:50,083 Namaste. 1251 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,875 Who are you? 1252 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,333 Who are you? 1253 01:12:55,833 --> 01:12:57,500 - What... - You're Happy Patel. 1254 01:12:58,125 --> 01:12:59,583 MI7's low-level agent. 1255 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,083 You're here undercover. 1256 01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,958 Investigating Beatrice Fefferbaum's kidnapping. 1257 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,208 And you? 1258 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,208 You're Roxy. 1259 01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:09,167 From Panjor. 1260 01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:10,875 An orphan girl with an IQ of 200. 1261 01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:13,625 And you. 1262 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,125 You're Geet. 1263 01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:27,583 You tricked us. 1264 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:29,083 Guys, I didn't trick anyone. 1265 01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:30,417 - Fuck off! - Fuck off! 1266 01:13:30,458 --> 01:13:32,125 - Just saying. - Rupa Kumar… 1267 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,250 Choreographer and dancer. 1268 01:13:35,042 --> 01:13:39,042 At a time, she charges 3400 plus GST per performance. 1269 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,875 Earlier, she was Mama's right hand. 1270 01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:43,417 And now she works for C.I.S.S. 1271 01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:48,000 Secret agent of the Confidential Indian Secret Service. 1272 01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:53,958 You're an agent, she's an agent. 1273 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,083 Your kid 1274 01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:56,583 will definitely get an MBA. 1275 01:13:59,292 --> 01:14:03,292 We have been observing Mama's operation for five years. 1276 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:07,792 She took over her father's entire business and expanded it. 1277 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,208 Now she has become the Don of Goa. 1278 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,875 To get close to her, 1279 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,208 we recruited Rupa. 1280 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,333 I had to trap you. 1281 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,208 Or I would have blown my own cover. 1282 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:23,250 We know that Mama is planning something big. 1283 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,417 And we need to find out what that is, 1284 01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:26,917 and stop it. 1285 01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:29,500 Hang on, I can help you with all of this. 1286 01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:30,458 Absolutely not! 1287 01:14:30,542 --> 01:14:31,792 You're not qualified. 1288 01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:34,625 You fucked up our entire operation. Almost. 1289 01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,375 Look, I have information. 1290 01:14:36,458 --> 01:14:38,042 - Information? - Information. 1291 01:14:38,208 --> 01:14:39,375 What type of information? 1292 01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:40,684 Informative type of information. 1293 01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:42,768 What other type of information is there? What the fu... 1294 01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:43,792 Listen, alright. 1295 01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:46,417 I saw outside of Mama's house 1296 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:48,750 AG Packerwal, with boxes. 1297 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:49,708 - Hey, bounce! - Alright? 1298 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,875 I think 1299 01:14:51,042 --> 01:14:53,708 there's something going on inside AG Packerwal's warehouse. 1300 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,125 I'm not the wife! 1301 01:14:58,083 --> 01:14:59,083 One minute. 1302 01:15:02,292 --> 01:15:04,708 - What do you think? - Seems fine. 1303 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,250 I don't know. 1304 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:09,875 - I don't think he is lying. - It's risky, but alright. 1305 01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:11,625 We should also say something. 1306 01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:14,625 I don't have anything to say. 1307 01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:15,958 - Agent Patel. - Yes? 1308 01:15:16,458 --> 01:15:18,375 Do you agree to collaborate with our agency? 1309 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,083 Yes. 1310 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:24,125 - Yes! - Hey, kids are not allowed! 1311 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:28,250 Excuse me? 1312 01:15:28,292 --> 01:15:29,167 Good luck. 1313 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:32,958 We'll raid AG Packerwal's warehouse tomorrow night. 1314 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:34,208 Yeah. 1315 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,083 Collaboration. 1316 01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:37,458 You 1317 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,375 and us, 1318 01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,333 and backup 1319 01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:40,417 - as one. - No! 1320 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:41,833 Just us. 1321 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:42,833 Fuck the what? 1322 01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:43,958 Us. 1323 01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:45,750 Who's that? I... 1324 01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:47,042 Hey! 1325 01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:51,500 Don't try to act over smart. 1326 01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:52,583 This is our area. 1327 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,458 Dear diary, 1328 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,083 "M" is Mama. 1329 01:15:56,667 --> 01:15:58,042 But who's Apan? 1330 01:15:58,542 --> 01:15:59,917 And why are we fucking... 1331 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,167 You? 1332 01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:08,000 I couldn't sleep. 1333 01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:09,833 Drink? 1334 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:12,833 I worked for Mama for five years. 1335 01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,333 If I had given her up to CISS, 1336 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:18,792 they would have cleaned my entire record. 1337 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:22,875 That's why I dance. 1338 01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:25,750 Because when I dance, 1339 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,417 I don't feel like one of Mama's puppets. 1340 01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:36,542 I failed the MI7 exam five times. 1341 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:40,375 Seven times. 1342 01:16:43,792 --> 01:16:44,792 My dads 1343 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:46,583 are amazing agents. 1344 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,792 And when I cook, 1345 01:16:52,958 --> 01:16:54,583 it helps me forget… 1346 01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,077 That I'm not as good as them. 1347 01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,208 That was a nostalgic composition. 1348 01:17:00,542 --> 01:17:02,083 Hero-Heroine's back story. 1349 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,792 Our next song. 1350 01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,833 Chemistry and Marathi rap. 1351 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:10,125 You're not a bad agent at all. 1352 01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:16,708 And I love 1353 01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:18,958 the way you dance. 1354 01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:41,458 Alright. 1355 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:43,292 Complete silence. 1356 01:17:44,042 --> 01:17:45,417 This is… a wall! 1357 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,708 - Hey! Over here! - Where are we? Oh! 1358 01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:50,333 Sorry. 1359 01:17:53,125 --> 01:17:54,000 Happy, 1360 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:54,958 I have an idea. 1361 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,500 We need a diversion. 1362 01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:58,434 Mama has kidnapped a bunch of people and kept them here. 1363 01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,583 I'll go and set them free. 1364 01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:01,000 Then I'll signal you. 1365 01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:02,083 Then you save them all. 1366 01:18:02,667 --> 01:18:03,958 Yeah. 1367 01:18:04,542 --> 01:18:05,542 Good luck. 1368 01:18:15,542 --> 01:18:16,542 Alright. 1369 01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:18,625 - Will it explode? - It will, man. 1370 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:20,250 Are you sure it will explode? When? 1371 01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:21,917 I don't know. Three… 1372 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000 Two… 1373 01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,458 Oh, bang! 1374 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,083 Who are they? 1375 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,500 Not now, Geet. 1376 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,417 Agent Patel, use your training! 1377 01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,333 What's this? 1378 01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:57,417 Singham! 1379 01:18:57,458 --> 01:18:59,458 Singham had a gun! 1380 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,125 What? 1381 01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:08,292 Rupa! Rupa, are you alright? 1382 01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:09,542 Geet. 1383 01:19:09,667 --> 01:19:10,958 Hey, what are you doing here? 1384 01:19:11,208 --> 01:19:12,833 Mamareal sent me an endorsement deal. 1385 01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,708 I didn't read the fine print properly… 1386 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,292 Kidnapping was mentioned in it. 1387 01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:22,208 International… 1388 01:19:22,292 --> 01:19:23,583 - Supermodel… - Supermodel… 1389 01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:25,042 - Milind… - Milind… 1390 01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:30,833 Morea! 1391 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,375 Who's that? 1392 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:45,875 Oh! 1393 01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,125 Oh God. 1394 01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:53,833 Alright… 1395 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,333 Oh shit! 1396 01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:16,458 You twist. 1397 01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:18,125 Oh. 1398 01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:29,333 You stop it! Stop what you're... 1399 01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,458 Milind sir, can you help the others? 1400 01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:10,875 Sorry. 1401 01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:13,000 I have a facial booked today. 1402 01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:17,042 Makes sense. 1403 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:20,708 Geet… 1404 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:21,917 Throw the bottle! 1405 01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:23,042 Smash that glass! 1406 01:21:30,042 --> 01:21:31,792 Ms. Fefferbaum… 1407 01:21:32,417 --> 01:21:34,208 His Majesty's, I'm here… 1408 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:36,833 I'm fine. 1409 01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:39,542 I'm… 1410 01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,542 Here to… 1411 01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,333 Rescue you… 1412 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:46,750 Oh! 1413 01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:50,583 I can walk, you know. 1414 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,000 - I'm actually fine, you know. - This is the mission! 1415 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:04,292 Hey, why isn't Mama here? 1416 01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:05,583 - Are you alright? - Yes. 1417 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:07,500 You completely wasted our time. 1418 01:22:07,917 --> 01:22:09,597 You have no idea what I have been through. 1419 01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:10,625 I know someone will come. 1420 01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,559 You were the one who gave this information, Agent Kumar. 1421 01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:14,143 You got some explaining to do. Come on. 1422 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,934 You told us Mama would be here in the warehouse. 1423 01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,083 - Oh God. - You lied. 1424 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,167 If you are handing out kisses to everyone, then… 1425 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,042 I also rescue. 1426 01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:23,917 Agent Mole. 1427 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,625 Operation Homecoming is a success. 1428 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:26,958 It's not a success. 1429 01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:28,500 You've gone viral. 1430 01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:29,708 I feel fine. 1431 01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:31,500 The extraction ship is on the way. 1432 01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,375 Ms. Fefferbaum is coming home. 1433 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:34,458 No, sir. You... 1434 01:22:34,542 --> 01:22:37,792 But your identity has been compromised on the internet. 1435 01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,875 - What? - This conversation never happened. 1436 01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:41,417 Shit, alright. 1437 01:22:41,542 --> 01:22:42,417 Geet, 1438 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,750 I'm going to Abonda. 1439 01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:46,625 Check on Roxy. 1440 01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:48,625 Yeah, but I can drop you in a taxi. 1441 01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:50,028 - On the way. - This is the mission! 1442 01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:52,500 Or I could walk. 1443 01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:54,208 No. Not on my watch, ma'am. 1444 01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:59,625 Let's do one thing, we have this meat with us. 1445 01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:01,167 And with this meat… 1446 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,250 Mama, Happy and some police officers came, 1447 01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:06,792 destroyed the warehouse, and the white girl ran away too, Mama. 1448 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,667 We have brought you a small message 1449 01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:24,542 from Mama. 1450 01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:40,250 Are you okay? 1451 01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:42,208 I'm fine. Are you okay? 1452 01:23:42,292 --> 01:23:45,167 Again… my tailbone has been broken! 1453 01:23:46,417 --> 01:23:47,708 I told you I could walk. 1454 01:23:47,792 --> 01:23:48,917 This is the mission! 1455 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:50,917 Bye, Happy! 1456 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,333 Good luck! 1457 01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:53,458 Thank you, guest. 1458 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:15,917 Are you okay? 1459 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,792 I'm fine, Fish n Chips. 1460 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,125 Oh, Geet, thank you. 1461 01:24:21,792 --> 01:24:24,083 Happy, Mama's goons showed up. 1462 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,333 I saw them and hid. 1463 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:28,625 But… 1464 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:30,375 This was something else. 1465 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:33,667 I mean, all these years, we've seen Mama's vengeance. 1466 01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:35,875 This was something different. 1467 01:24:40,833 --> 01:24:41,875 I'm sorry. 1468 01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:44,167 But you are screwed. 1469 01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:48,292 Three thousand views on this. 1470 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:50,583 And that's viral? 1471 01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:51,833 Panjor viral. 1472 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,125 Oh. 1473 01:24:57,458 --> 01:24:58,333 British. 1474 01:24:58,417 --> 01:25:00,542 The British have stolen so much from us. 1475 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:01,500 Kohinoor Diamond, 1476 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:03,458 chicken tikka masala, King Ko Lee. 1477 01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,583 And in return, all they have given us is 1478 01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:07,167 lust for fair skin! 1479 01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:09,208 Lust for applying IMUMI creams! 1480 01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:10,458 But did you know, 1481 01:25:10,542 --> 01:25:13,542 buying IMUMI creams only benefits the Brits? 1482 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,417 And to hide this information, 1483 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:17,750 they have now sent someone to infiltrate us 1484 01:25:17,833 --> 01:25:21,375 who looks like us, but is fully British! 1485 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:25,042 He's not our friend. He is a British pawn! 1486 01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:27,250 That's why, Forget IMUMI. 1487 01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:29,250 And use only homegrown desi 1488 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,000 Mamareal Fairness Cream. 1489 01:25:31,333 --> 01:25:33,250 The need to become white will continue, 1490 01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:35,042 but the benefit will be only Mama… 1491 01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:36,833 I mean, India's. 1492 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:46,208 Did you know about this IMUMI stuff? 1493 01:25:51,167 --> 01:25:52,167 Yes. 1494 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,750 I'm so sorry, I just… 1495 01:25:56,708 --> 01:25:58,667 I was told that a girl's life was… 1496 01:25:58,917 --> 01:26:00,083 On the line. 1497 01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:03,167 And I was dying to be an agent. 1498 01:26:05,167 --> 01:26:06,250 Just like my dads. 1499 01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:10,917 Are you still dying to be an agent? 1500 01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:14,125 No. 1501 01:26:15,833 --> 01:26:17,250 I want to be a friend now, Geet. 1502 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:22,417 Panjor is not going to want to be your friend. 1503 01:26:55,083 --> 01:26:56,958 Tonight at 8:00 p.m., 1504 01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,875 give up Happy Patel. 1505 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,500 Or the whole of Goa will be on fire. 1506 01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:14,583 Oh… 1507 01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:26,708 Oh, 1508 01:27:26,833 --> 01:27:27,833 thank you. 1509 01:27:29,458 --> 01:27:30,458 Thank you. 1510 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000 Oh God. 1511 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,417 This coffee is... 1512 01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:37,708 It's last time's order. 1513 01:27:40,917 --> 01:27:42,000 From five days ago? 1514 01:27:42,792 --> 01:27:43,792 Yeah. 1515 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:47,750 Things… 1516 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,417 Cool down. 1517 01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:53,458 The whole of Panjor is a little hot right now. 1518 01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,125 It will cool down. 1519 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:01,708 How do you know? 1520 01:28:04,208 --> 01:28:06,750 In India, old people know everything. 1521 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,125 But I'm not Indian, am I? 1522 01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:10,458 Why do you think that? 1523 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:13,708 I failed. 1524 01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:16,958 I wasn't able to fit in. 1525 01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:35,625 Happy… 1526 01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:39,875 You have to be yourself. 1527 01:28:40,375 --> 01:28:41,375 And then, 1528 01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:43,583 you will be Indian. 1529 01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:58,250 Thanks, old man. 1530 01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,208 You should be an influencer. 1531 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:08,750 I already have an OnlyFan page. 1532 01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:12,375 Oh. 1533 01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:20,333 I don't know what's going to happen after today. 1534 01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:22,958 Probably, 1535 01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:25,208 Mama will kill me. 1536 01:29:29,667 --> 01:29:30,667 Definitely. 1537 01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:33,958 A man… 1538 01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:35,875 What is a man? 1539 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,875 Just… 1540 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:40,208 A fucker… 1541 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:43,375 I am a fucker. 1542 01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:46,708 You… 1543 01:29:47,958 --> 01:29:49,208 Are fuckers. 1544 01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:51,292 We are all… 1545 01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,750 Fuckers! 1546 01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:56,417 Right? 1547 01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,375 When a… 1548 01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:00,958 Small fucker… 1549 01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:04,708 Flies into the sky. 1550 01:30:06,625 --> 01:30:08,000 Flying is its job. 1551 01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:11,167 I want to fly. 1552 01:30:13,333 --> 01:30:14,333 With all 1553 01:30:14,458 --> 01:30:15,500 you fuckers. 1554 01:30:15,875 --> 01:30:16,875 Birds? 1555 01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:18,542 Yes. 1556 01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:21,708 My dads are foreigners. 1557 01:30:24,208 --> 01:30:25,333 But I have… 1558 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,458 My mother's eyes. 1559 01:30:28,958 --> 01:30:30,125 Mother's eyes. 1560 01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,083 I am Indian. 1561 01:30:36,583 --> 01:30:38,833 And I feel it for the first time. 1562 01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:41,083 Inside my heart. 1563 01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:49,125 And… 1564 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:51,333 This heart… 1565 01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:55,458 Only… 1566 01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:59,417 Beats… 1567 01:30:59,875 --> 01:31:00,875 For you. 1568 01:31:02,667 --> 01:31:03,667 Rupa. 1569 01:31:06,083 --> 01:31:07,583 I love you. 1570 01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:11,875 He means you. 1571 01:31:13,458 --> 01:31:14,625 I know. 1572 01:31:20,125 --> 01:31:21,417 Happy, 1573 01:31:23,792 --> 01:31:25,333 I love you, too. 1574 01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:30,125 Nice. 1575 01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:55,542 We have to do something about this. 1576 01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:56,875 I know. 1577 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:00,333 Guys, 1578 01:32:00,417 --> 01:32:02,292 I've got a really bad idea. 1579 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,208 Village people! 1580 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:27,458 Are you mad or what?! 1581 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:28,417 This is Goa, man! 1582 01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,500 Right. Sorry. 1583 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,208 People of Goa! 1584 01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:32,333 Correct. 1585 01:32:32,417 --> 01:32:33,958 People of Panjor! 1586 01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:35,833 And… 1587 01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:39,500 People of the Greater Panjor area. 1588 01:32:41,208 --> 01:32:44,125 For years, you have lived in fear of Mama. 1589 01:32:45,458 --> 01:32:46,458 I'm tired. 1590 01:32:47,250 --> 01:32:48,250 And I know… 1591 01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:49,875 You are tired as well. 1592 01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:51,458 I'm saying, 1593 01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:52,958 today… 1594 01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:56,125 We have a chance 1595 01:32:58,208 --> 01:32:59,542 to defeat Mama. 1596 01:33:01,208 --> 01:33:02,208 If you 1597 01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:03,750 and I 1598 01:33:03,792 --> 01:33:05,500 fight together 1599 01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:07,333 as allies. 1600 01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:09,227 But why should we take your word for it? 1601 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:10,625 Good question. 1602 01:33:11,417 --> 01:33:13,167 Because I, just like you, 1603 01:33:13,250 --> 01:33:15,000 am a simple man. 1604 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:16,667 There is nothing bigger than that. 1605 01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:19,208 But Mama has killed simple men like you before. 1606 01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:20,851 You are really negative, you know that. 1607 01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:23,083 I'm not sure what happened in your childhood. 1608 01:33:23,167 --> 01:33:24,167 Just speaking facts. 1609 01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:25,375 Alright, shit! 1610 01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:26,458 Oh… 1611 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:28,625 Seventy minutes! 1612 01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:30,083 Right 1613 01:33:30,792 --> 01:33:32,583 Seventy minutes is all you have! 1614 01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:33,809 Why? What's happening at 9:30 p.m.? 1615 01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:35,542 Oh, lid of fuck! This is not… 1616 01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:36,750 Oh, man! 1617 01:33:37,167 --> 01:33:38,167 Wait. 1618 01:33:38,458 --> 01:33:39,458 Listen, 1619 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:41,667 we have all become Mama's enemy now. 1620 01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:44,667 Today she's asking for Happy. 1621 01:33:45,042 --> 01:33:46,393 Who is she going to ask for tomorrow? 1622 01:33:46,417 --> 01:33:47,292 You? 1623 01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,375 Your family? 1624 01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:49,976 How much more is she going to extort us for? 1625 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,583 The extortion will keep rising. 1626 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000 Will you be able to pay? 1627 01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:54,458 For how long? 1628 01:33:54,708 --> 01:33:56,833 It's his fault, I know. 1629 01:33:57,792 --> 01:34:01,167 He's an idiot, childlike bastard! 1630 01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:02,917 Beautiful ears, too… 1631 01:34:03,417 --> 01:34:04,542 That's true. 1632 01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:06,417 But I believe in him. 1633 01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:16,708 Today, Happy Patel is banging a new beat. 1634 01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:18,833 Can you hear it? 1635 01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:28,333 So, now you are either with Mama 1636 01:34:28,958 --> 01:34:29,958 or with us. 1637 01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:32,500 But either way, we will dance. 1638 01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:29,333 Patel? 1639 01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:34,125 Panjor. 1640 01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:46,083 Mama, it's a large crowd. 1641 01:35:47,667 --> 01:35:48,958 If we kill everyone… 1642 01:35:49,208 --> 01:35:50,208 Who will pay us? 1643 01:35:57,083 --> 01:35:58,542 - Panjor! - Panjor! 1644 01:36:01,208 --> 01:36:02,500 - Panjor! - Panjor! 1645 01:36:06,542 --> 01:36:08,458 - Panjor! - Panjor! 1646 01:36:09,500 --> 01:36:11,125 Guys, we all know where we are, right? 1647 01:36:11,250 --> 01:36:13,167 It's a local conflict, right? 1648 01:36:13,458 --> 01:36:14,833 - Correct. - Thank you. 1649 01:36:15,208 --> 01:36:16,208 Sorry. 1650 01:36:25,333 --> 01:36:26,458 Hi, my… 1651 01:36:27,917 --> 01:36:28,917 Angel. 1652 01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:32,375 Namaste, 1653 01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:34,583 Auntie. 1654 01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:38,625 You know, there's an old saying, 1655 01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:42,292 "No matter how sour the seed of a piece of tamarind is, 1656 01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:45,750 it settles once you cook it". 1657 01:36:46,042 --> 01:36:49,542 But lady fingers should only be fried in mustard oil. 1658 01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:52,208 Oh yeah? 1659 01:36:52,792 --> 01:36:53,792 Yeah. 1660 01:36:59,958 --> 01:37:02,208 If you drank your mother's milk, pull out your gun! 1661 01:37:02,583 --> 01:37:04,559 Technically, my mother died in the third scene of this film, 1662 01:37:04,583 --> 01:37:05,958 so I couldn't drink her milk. 1663 01:37:07,708 --> 01:37:10,000 But two very intelligent people once said, 1664 01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:12,958 "A real agent…" 1665 01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:16,125 "Doesn't need a gun." 1666 01:37:17,292 --> 01:37:18,833 If you have guts, 1667 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,625 bring the real fight to me, Mama. 1668 01:37:26,667 --> 01:37:27,667 You, 1669 01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:29,708 and me… 1670 01:37:31,333 --> 01:37:32,333 And food. 1671 01:37:35,708 --> 01:37:36,708 Food? 1672 01:37:38,667 --> 01:37:41,833 I've fed the entire Panjor my cutlets. 1673 01:37:43,250 --> 01:37:45,208 Let's fucking go! 1674 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:52,917 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1675 01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:54,167 I am Meiyang Chang, 1676 01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,750 and I welcome you all to 1677 01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:57,667 "Best Chef Goa". 1678 01:37:58,208 --> 01:37:59,708 This is our series opener 1679 01:37:59,792 --> 01:38:01,167 and our series finale, too. 1680 01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:02,833 Short format. 1681 01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:04,583 It is a power-packed episode. 1682 01:38:04,917 --> 01:38:08,333 And today our competition will be between 1683 01:38:08,542 --> 01:38:10,375 Happy and Mama! 1684 01:38:11,333 --> 01:38:12,958 Mama! 1685 01:38:13,042 --> 01:38:15,625 Mama! 1686 01:38:15,917 --> 01:38:17,875 Mama! 1687 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,458 Sir, your shot is ready. 1688 01:38:19,583 --> 01:38:22,500 Who will become Goa's Best Chef? 1689 01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:24,625 That will be decided by 1690 01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:25,833 the one. 1691 01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,083 The only. 1692 01:38:27,208 --> 01:38:28,208 The OG! 1693 01:38:28,292 --> 01:38:29,750 Sanjeev Kapoor ji! 1694 01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:35,042 Yeah. 1695 01:38:36,083 --> 01:38:37,083 Remember, 1696 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:38,375 salt… 1697 01:38:38,917 --> 01:38:39,917 To taste! 1698 01:38:39,958 --> 01:38:41,250 TO TASTE 1699 01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:42,500 Spicy! 1700 01:38:49,458 --> 01:38:51,417 Your fathers killed my father. 1701 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:54,292 If you lose today, 1702 01:38:55,042 --> 01:38:56,792 I will kill you with his gun. 1703 01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:01,750 Sure. 1704 01:39:03,958 --> 01:39:05,292 But if I win, 1705 01:39:07,917 --> 01:39:09,792 you will leave Panjor alone. 1706 01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:14,833 Let there be food. 1707 01:39:15,125 --> 01:39:16,375 Let there be mood. 1708 01:39:17,292 --> 01:39:18,583 Let there be light! 1709 01:39:22,208 --> 01:39:24,129 Hey, listen. This is Happy's girlfriend speaking. 1710 01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:26,226 Make sure you send the package. Don't forget. 1711 01:39:26,250 --> 01:39:28,500 - Rog, he has a girlfriend! - Are you ready? 1712 01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:30,750 Salt to taste. 1713 01:39:31,667 --> 01:39:32,667 - What? - I don't know. 1714 01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:35,708 Sanjeev Kapoor said it, and it sounded really cool, so I… 1715 01:39:36,667 --> 01:39:37,542 - Listen. - Yes? 1716 01:39:37,625 --> 01:39:38,625 Block out everything 1717 01:39:38,833 --> 01:39:39,833 and just cook. 1718 01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,333 - Yeah. - Sanjeev sir, 1719 01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:43,792 are you ready to judge? 1720 01:39:43,875 --> 01:39:44,917 Absolutely ready. 1721 01:39:47,042 --> 01:39:48,875 Let's cook! 1722 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,667 It's been 24 hours, man! 1723 01:40:26,208 --> 01:40:27,333 Presentation time! 1724 01:40:38,542 --> 01:40:39,833 Goan Thali! 1725 01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:41,292 Salt to taste. 1726 01:40:57,375 --> 01:40:59,000 Mama, your dish 1727 01:40:59,583 --> 01:41:00,750 has some good things 1728 01:41:01,083 --> 01:41:02,708 and some bad things about it. 1729 01:41:04,208 --> 01:41:05,208 Sir, 1730 01:41:05,583 --> 01:41:07,344 you'll have to make it a little more generic. 1731 01:41:09,250 --> 01:41:10,625 There is daytime 1732 01:41:10,917 --> 01:41:12,292 and nighttime. 1733 01:41:12,875 --> 01:41:14,458 But you have to eat both times. 1734 01:41:15,042 --> 01:41:16,042 Profound, sir. 1735 01:41:16,125 --> 01:41:17,125 Extremely profound. 1736 01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,333 Cutlet? 1737 01:41:23,583 --> 01:41:24,958 You stole my recipe. 1738 01:41:31,125 --> 01:41:32,500 This is my own recipe. 1739 01:41:34,750 --> 01:41:36,083 There's a little cinnamon, 1740 01:41:37,667 --> 01:41:38,708 Punjabi spices, 1741 01:41:40,708 --> 01:41:41,708 Goan Masala, 1742 01:41:43,375 --> 01:41:44,417 and in the middle, 1743 01:41:47,500 --> 01:41:48,500 for taste… 1744 01:41:51,958 --> 01:41:52,958 Curry leaves. 1745 01:42:12,958 --> 01:42:14,417 Happy your cutlet… 1746 01:42:16,958 --> 01:42:18,792 Sir, a little more generic. 1747 01:42:20,167 --> 01:42:21,417 Happy, your cutlet… 1748 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:29,208 Time for the winner. 1749 01:42:29,583 --> 01:42:31,750 I don't care whose time it is, Sanjeev Kapoor. 1750 01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:34,625 Today, 1751 01:42:35,583 --> 01:42:36,875 with sincerity, 1752 01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:40,583 choose the winner. 1753 01:42:44,292 --> 01:42:46,125 Best Chef Goa Winner 1754 01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:47,333 is… 1755 01:42:50,292 --> 01:42:51,500 Happy Patel! 1756 01:43:37,458 --> 01:43:38,458 Spicy. 1757 01:43:39,167 --> 01:43:40,167 I loved you. 1758 01:43:42,875 --> 01:43:44,167 I've never met this guy before. 1759 01:43:49,333 --> 01:43:50,583 Oh, fuck my life. 1760 01:43:55,292 --> 01:43:56,583 In Best Chef Goa's finale… 1761 01:43:56,750 --> 01:43:57,750 Madness. 1762 01:44:03,708 --> 01:44:04,708 What? 1763 01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:10,792 Indian! 1764 01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:16,875 We started with a cook-off… 1765 01:44:18,417 --> 01:44:19,417 Dance! 1766 01:44:20,042 --> 01:44:22,000 But for some reason, we now have a dance fight? 1767 01:44:28,208 --> 01:44:30,458 Let's go! 1768 01:44:44,083 --> 01:44:45,125 Oh shit! 1769 01:45:47,917 --> 01:45:48,917 Yes! 1770 01:46:04,875 --> 01:46:06,250 Happy! 1771 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:11,000 Gomez, 1772 01:46:11,875 --> 01:46:13,125 Papa's gun. 1773 01:46:19,375 --> 01:46:20,375 Happy? 1774 01:46:24,625 --> 01:46:25,625 Dance. 1775 01:46:36,208 --> 01:46:38,833 In big cities, small things happen. 1776 01:46:45,333 --> 01:46:46,333 Raj… 1777 01:46:47,292 --> 01:46:49,167 The name you must have heard before. 1778 01:47:03,583 --> 01:47:04,583 Daddy. 1779 01:48:15,958 --> 01:48:16,958 You open. 1780 01:48:17,333 --> 01:48:18,458 Everyone will open. 1781 01:48:55,667 --> 01:48:57,250 Panjor! 1782 01:49:15,750 --> 01:49:16,833 Happy, my boy! 1783 01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:18,000 How are you? 1784 01:49:18,125 --> 01:49:19,000 Hi, Dads. 1785 01:49:19,125 --> 01:49:21,458 Did you call the boys at the Yard? 1786 01:49:22,042 --> 01:49:23,375 Oh, yes. 1787 01:49:23,625 --> 01:49:27,000 Mr. Mole, you are under arrest for the monetization of Indians. 1788 01:49:27,083 --> 01:49:29,042 You're making a rather big mistake. 1789 01:49:29,875 --> 01:49:31,125 Oh, fuck off, Dennis! 1790 01:49:31,458 --> 01:49:33,625 I don't think he is lying. 1791 01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:36,250 - Who are you? - You're Mama, 1792 01:49:36,375 --> 01:49:37,792 Goa's biggest Don. 1793 01:49:37,875 --> 01:49:38,875 Jimmy's daughter. 1794 01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:40,625 And CISS's new prisoner. 1795 01:49:43,708 --> 01:49:44,708 Listen, Dads… 1796 01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:50,208 I think I'd like to stay here a little longer. 1797 01:49:51,250 --> 01:49:52,375 Are you not coming home? 1798 01:49:53,333 --> 01:49:54,833 I think I am home, Dads. 1799 01:49:59,125 --> 01:50:02,292 But whenever you want to visit, you can definitely... 1800 01:50:02,375 --> 01:50:03,375 Meet in the middle? 1801 01:50:03,958 --> 01:50:05,375 Calangute for New Year's? 1802 01:50:07,042 --> 01:50:08,042 I'll cook. 1803 01:50:09,417 --> 01:50:10,417 Yeah? 1804 01:50:14,208 --> 01:50:15,208 Thanks. 1805 01:51:05,083 --> 01:51:06,917 This is finished now 1806 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,792 This is finished now 1807 01:51:08,875 --> 01:51:10,750 People have died, been beaten 1808 01:51:10,875 --> 01:51:12,583 This line is now erased 1809 01:51:22,167 --> 01:51:23,250 Gomez, please, bro. 1810 01:51:23,625 --> 01:51:24,708 The film is over now. 113181

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