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Oh, yes, come on in.

Hi, is this the place with the hot tub and the pool?

Yes, it is. Are you here for the open house? I am.

It's nice to meet you. I'm Dakota Tyler.

Hi, Dakota. I'm Chuck. I'm the realtor. Nice to meet you. Oh, yeah.

So this place is Philippe.

It's $3 ,500 a month.

Okay. It's a two -bedroom, two -and -a -half bath.

It's all one level, and it's on about half an acre of land.

Oh, my God.

That sounds amazing.

As you mentioned, there's a pool and a hot tub and there's even a pool, a

pool house structure as well. Oh my goodness, I love that. That's plenty of

photo shoot opportunities for me and my girlfriends.

Photo shoot opportunities?

Mm -hmm. Are you a photographer?

No, I do social media. I'm a social media influencer.

I have millions of followers.

And, you know, my girlfriends and I, we always like to do things where we take

photos and stuff and, you know, a pool and a bikini would just work out so

Can I see it?

Oh, yeah, sure. I can show you the pool.

No problem.

Right this way.

Yes.

All right, well, this is the outside. There's the pool over there.

Oh, my gosh.

Literally, even, like, the bricks and stuff on the ground look so good.

You know, the owner took great care to make this custom. This is so nice. This

pool is huge.

It is quite a big one, yes, indeed. Wow.

I love it.

And there's a hot tub.

Icing on the cake, right? Yeah.

I want to touch it.

It's so warm. Is it hot enough for you? Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. I adore this.

This is so nice.

Well, you know, it's great for those January nights, you know, cold outside,

warm in the steam rising.

Yeah. Oh, my God. This would be amazing just for, like, friend hangouts also.

Of course, check out the barbecue area.

Oh, my God.

You could have a Fourth of July party. Yeah. Yeah, I can throw so many content

parties at this house.

What's a content party?

It's like when everybody in the social media job area, we all get together and

throw parties and take really cool pictures.

And because this house is so great, there's so many photo opportunities

is so photogenic. Look at that. I mean, just look at that. It looks so good.

Yeah. I like the idea of these content parts, so everyone's creating content,

digital content. I get it. I get it. Do you ever use film sometimes?

Sometimes, yeah.

Old school. I love it.

We'll check out the pool.

It's very warm.

I need this place.

It's so good.

And you're sure you can afford it?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. I love it.

How many million followers did you say you have? I have like three million.

I mean, I have to ask anyway how much money you make. So how much does someone

who has three million followers make a month?

I probably make like 80K a month.

What? Yeah.

Did you say 8K?

80. 80K?

Yeah. K as in thousand. Mm -hmm.

You make $80 ,000 a month? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I know, right?

Hopefully it'll be good for the town.

Are you pranking me? Mm -mm. Do you have documentation to back this up? Yeah.

Wow.

I'm in the wrong business.

Mm -hmm. So you can definitely afford the $3 ,500, $3 ,700 for this place.

Mm -hmm.

you know, the market isn't too competitive right now.

Um, well, I do have to do, you know, a background check, a credit check, and

there's other people interested, but if you really make that much money, you

should, there's really, you should get this place. You should. Cool.

Do you want to go talk about it in the, uh, talk about the terms?

So you have to 3 ,500 if you, um, Don't like the furniture, but the whole place

comes furnished for $3 ,700 a month. Oh, that makes life so easy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, wow. So, have a seat.

Okay. This is your very own pool house if you get this place.

I love it.

Okay.

So, I assume you have work permits and all that stuff, W -9 info.

Mm -hmm.

Bank receipts. Yeah. Deposits.

Mm -hmm.

All right, well, let me run the credit check, and then I'll put you in with the

other candidates, and you should have an answer by next Monday.

I'm sorry, other candidates? There's, like, a list of people?

Yes, there's a few other interested parties.

Three have already submitted a credit check, and we have a couple more people

coming this afternoon.

But I'm a fair landlord. I can certainly...

be equitable in my decisions.

Well, is there any way to, you know, get rid of those candidates?

I mean, I'm willing to do anything.

And also, if you give me this house, then, you know, you can come to those

shoots that I have.

The content parties you said? Those do sound quite fun.

Girls in bikinis.

Girls in bikinis and girls without bikinis.

What? And their clothes.

Mm -hmm.

Wait, you do, like, nudes? Yeah, like this.

What the heck?

You're not wearing a bra.

Mm -mm.

I like something crazy.

I like crazy?

Mm -hmm.

What is that?

What is this room?

Are you a hologram?

I'm not wearing any pants either. Oh, you are?

Yeah.

Is this just how you dress in life? No bra, no underwear, no carry?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, you're so attractive. I'm just kind of confused. Why are you... Why did

you get naked?

Well, I don't know. Like, I just get so many hugs from those content parties.

And if you were to come to some of them, you know, maybe I can give you a

little, like, pre -run of how it would go if you came.

Are you serious?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh. This is beyond rated R.

Lean

back

a little bit.

No, I can't promise that this little show is going to guarantee bypassing the

line, but it's...

You want to go all the way? Mm -hmm.

Oh.

It's unethical.

Yeah, but no one's going to know.

Mind.

Oh.

It's so hard to say no.

Well, then you should say yes.

Permission to enter?

Permission granted.

Okay. You both said it, so...

So good.

Can I try two fingers?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, it's just the perfect vagina.

Yeah.

Do you mind if I taste it? I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it.

Come eat this pussy, Chuck.

That day in my life?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, wow.

I get so lucky to have you walk into my open house.

a few miles away.

But yours mainly.

Oh, wait, throughout my lips, you're on your cock.

Fuck you.

All

right,

now just move your face a little bit down. Yeah.

Keep going all the way down.

That's your own answer.

and let's see if...

I didn't think people did that in real life

back in, Chuck.

The lowdown pussy is low.

Fuck yes.

Let's do it.

Right now.

Yes,

we avoided your eyes.

Yeah.

Hold on, I need to go grab my phone.

Okay.

Why are you calling me?

Now, this would make for great content.

I mean, the wrong shoe, the better.

Oh.

I'm going to make sure your dick is in it.

Tell me when so I can flex it.

Right now.

I got it. Really? Mm -hmm. That gets a click? Mm -hmm.

All right.

Yeah. Well, I've got good news for you. What?

This is now your plate.

Oh, yay!

That is amazing.

Can I still come to the content parties?

Mm -hmm. Oh, crap. You're the best.

Yeah. Alright, let's go get the paperwork started up.