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suspender belt, the whole bit -
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and wait by the door
until the buzzer goes?
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And then you open the door to him,
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like you've almost forgotten
he's coming over.
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Oh.
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Hi. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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And then you get to it immediately.
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After some pretty standard bouncing,
you realise...
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..he's edging towards your arsehole.
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But you're drunk
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and he made the effort to come
all the way here,
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so you let him. He's thrilled.
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I'm so thrilled.
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And then the next morning,
you wake to find him...
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fully dressed, sat on the side of
the bed, gazing at you.
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He says that...
Last night was incredible.
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Which you think is an overstatement,
but then he goes on to say that...
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It was
particularly special because...
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..I've never managed to actually...
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..up the bum with anyone before.
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To be fair, he does have
a large penis.
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And although it's always been
a fantasy of mine, I've...
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never found anyone I could
do it with.
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And then he touches your hair...
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..and thanks you with
a genuine, earnest...
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Thank you.
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It's sort of moving.
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Then he kisses you gently.
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And then he leaves.
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And you spend the rest of the day
wondering...
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Do I have a massive arsehole?
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Wow! Er...this doesn't happen
very often, does it?
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No.
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I su...
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I suppose it's...
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It's quite rare, yeah.
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I hate myself.
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Er, are you going to work?
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Oh, no, actually...
OK, er, this is going to sound crazy
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but I think that I should
take your number
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and I think I should call it,
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and I think I should ask you if you
want to go out for a drink with me.
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Er...
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Fuck me! You've got a boyfriend?
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Er, no, er...
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No, we broke up quite recently,
actually.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry/really pleased.
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Er...
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How the hell did he manage to fuck
that up?
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'Power rarely gives up
without a fight...
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'..particularly in places where
there are divisions of tribe,
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'divisions of sect.
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'We also know that populism can
take dangerous turns.
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'And there will be difficult days
along the way.
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'From the extremism of those who
would use democracy
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'to deny minority rights
to the nationalism that left...'
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What are you doing? Nothing!
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Harry!
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I know what you were doing.
I was watching the news.
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Really? Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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What was he talking about, then?
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What? Please, I just need
to hear this.
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What was he talking about?
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Iraq.
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Don't say anything.
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And please don't stop me leaving.
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Please don't! OK.
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Don't!
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Look, I've really tried to be there
for you through this.
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You can't say I haven't tried.
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Don't say anything.
And please don't contact me
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or turn up at my house drunk in your
underwear. It won't work this time.
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It will.
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I'm taking that posh shampoo.
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He was talking about democ...
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Oh, he was just...
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..really kind and supportive
with my work.
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He'd cook all the time,
run baths, hoover.
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He'd laugh at all of my jokes.
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He was really great with my family,
my friends loved him.
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Plus, he was really
fucking affectionate.
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Sounds like a dickhead. Yeah.
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So, was that, like, "You CAN have my
number," or...? What are we...?
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Yes. Yeah, I guess that's a yes.
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Oh, my gosh. Great. Er...
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Put that in there.
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And I'll be sure to treat you
like a nasty little bitch.
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Er, that was a joke. Oh, no, I know.
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I know! OK. I was, like, "Oh!"
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OK. Great, wow! Er...
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I'll buzz you, then?
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I can't stop smiling. Sorry, I...
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It's OK.
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I'll go.
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Thank you for coming in today.
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We really appreciate you
considering us
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for your small business
start-up loan.
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No problem.
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I've read your application form.
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Thank you. It was...
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funny. Oh.
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OK, that wasn't my intention, but...
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As you are probably aware,
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we haven't had the opportunity
to support many -
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any - women-led businesses
since the...
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Sexual harassment case.
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The sexual harassment case.
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Yes.
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Are you all right? Oh, yeah, sorry.
I just, er...
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I ran from the station,
so I'm just a bit hot.
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I'm really excited about... Water?
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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Actually, yeah, water would be
great. If I could...
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Sure. There are a couple of details
that we need to iron out,
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and one or two bits and pieces I'm
going to need to see some more on.
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It says in here
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that you opened a business with your
partner... Mm-hm.
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I'm sorry, that kind of thing won't
get you very far here any more.
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Oh, no, sorry. I thought I had
a top on underneath.
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Yeah, OK. No, seriously.
In this case, genuine accident.
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I can see, given our history,
why you might think...
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No! Seriously, I wasn't trying to.
I was hot.
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I take this kind of thing
very seriously.
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I'm not trying to shag you!
Look at yourself!
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Please leave.
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Oh...
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No, you don't understand.
I NEED this...
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I need this loan.
Please, just leave.
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Perv. Slut.
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Wow!
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'The lecture will
commence shortly.'
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My sister. She's uptight and
beautiful and probably anorexic,
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but clothes look awesome on her,
so...
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You're almost late.
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Had to do a flash poo in Pret.
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Oh, Christ. Did you wash your hands?
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Of course not.
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Oh, my God! You are disgusting!
Fucking hell.
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Of course I washed my hands. It's
not like I grew up without a mother.
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Heard from Dad? No.
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Dad's way of coping with two
motherless daughters
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was to buy us tickets to
feminist lectures,
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start fucking our godmother
and eventually stop calling.
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You look tired. Thanks. I've been
sleeping really well recently.
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Shit!
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I'm wearing the top that she lost
years ago, so...
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this is going to be tense.
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Do you want to take your coat off?
No.
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Oh, sorry. Thanks.
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So, any luck...
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Oh, God, can we just have two
seconds... I was going to ask
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about the cafe.
I don't want to talk about it yet.
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We won't talk, then. Fine.
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Hair looks nice. Oh, fuck off.
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The only thing harder than having to
tell your super-high-powered,
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perfect, anorexic,
rich super-sister
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that you've run out of money
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is having to ask her
to bail you out.
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I'm just going to ask her.
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I'm just going to ask her.
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I'm just going to ask her.
I'm just going to come...
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Do you need to borrow money? No!
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I can't do it. I can't do it,
I can't do it.
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I can't do it.
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So business is good, then? Yeah.
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It's good. It's really good.
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It's really, really good.
Yeah, it's really good.
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Sounds like it's really good.
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It is.
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Hey. Hey.
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Can I get you anything?
No, thanks, I'm good.
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Are you sure I can't get you
anything at all?
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Is Harry helping?
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We broke up.
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What? Again?!
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If you see him, I'm a wreck, OK?
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God! Just don't get drunk and scream
through his letterbox again.
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Wow! Thanks for the vote of
confidence.
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Don't get drunk and shit in your
sink again.
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When are you going to stop
bringing that up?
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When you do something better.
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I have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.
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You shat in a sink.
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Oh.
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Hi. Thank you. No problem.
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Nothing is ever going to be better.
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I swear there are pants
that give you thrush.
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What are yours made from?
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Don't know.
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I need to get sexy pants.
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I hate my body, I hate my body,
I hate my body, I hate my body.
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Fucking last-minute
bastard trendy parties.
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Why do we do it to ourselves?
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Oh, my God. Definitely not.
That does nothing for you.
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I hate that.
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What?
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These are MY clothes, Boo.
I've been wearing these all day.
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Oh, God.
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Were you wearing your coat?
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Yes. But...
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Nothing here looked nice,
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so I thought I'd wear
what I was wearing anyway.
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Are you joking?
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Are YOU joking?
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Yes.
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Oh, my... It's not really that bad
at all.
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Why didn't you tell me? I love you.
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I'll buy... I've got to get a whole
new outfit now.
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I'll buy you pants.
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I'll buy you sexy pants.
I've been so many places today!
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I'll buy you sexy pants! Fuck off.
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I'm sorry. I think it's
a lovely dress.
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Ugh! I mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.
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They don't let your fanny breathe.
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I know.
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Gosh, look at you all.
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Thank you so much for coming
to Women Speak,
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opening women's mouths since 1998.
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Before we begin, I would like
to ask you a question.
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I don't know about you...
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but I need some reassurance.
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So I pose the question to the women
in this room today.
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Please raise your hands...
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..if you would trade...
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five years of your life...
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..for the so-called perfect body.
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Won't you get cold?
Nah, I've got really hairy nipples.
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What?
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Fuck! Oh, fuck! What was that?
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Jesus! A fucking hug!
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Well, why the fuck did you do that?
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That's terrifying.
Never do that again.
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I was just trying to...
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Are you OK? Yeah.
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Do you want to go for a drink,
or...?
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I've got plans. OK, fine. Sure.
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See you next time,
Women Speak, then.
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Do you want to go for a drink?
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My sister blows glass.
She has done for a long time.
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I've never been in a fight.
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Well, I've been in a fight.
Never been punched in the face.
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I've been punched in the leg.
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And someone once threw some punch
in my face.
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So, my colours this season
are sort of brown, mainly.
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But, like, you know,
I wouldn't say no to a maroon.
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I wouldn't, like, jump down the
throat of someone
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wearing something blue.
It's just not for me.
253
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,700
So...
254
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,712
I'm going to go for a wazz.
You... OK.
255
00:16:36,776 --> 00:16:40,720
Same again, while I'm up? Or
perhaps, like, a little cocky-tail?
256
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,756
Or, like, a nice shot?
257
00:16:41,756 --> 00:16:44,700
Oh, er...yeah, or we could
just go back to mine.
258
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,744
Wow! Er, thanks.
259
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,796
Er, I've actually got work tomorrow,
but, er, another drink here...
260
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:52,728
Or we could go back to yours.
Got to be up really early.
261
00:16:52,728 --> 00:16:54,788
I'll get you a cab in the morning.
That's ridiculous! My God!
262
00:16:54,788 --> 00:16:56,780
OK, what the fuck is your problem?
263
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,772
Oh, er...nothing.
264
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:02,772
I, er... I-I like you.
265
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,776
OK, you're a dick.
266
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,716
What's going on?
267
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:08,744
You're pathetic.
268
00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:12,740
Wait... Don't follow me.
269
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,744
I-I wasn't.
270
00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:16,732
Y-You dropped this.
271
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:23,712
Er...
272
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:37,732
Come on.
273
00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:53,768
Are you OK?
274
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:02,756
Are YOU OK?
275
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,712
Sad face.
276
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,720
I'm fine.
277
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:20,752
Oh...
278
00:18:21,756 --> 00:18:23,796
You're such a lovely man.
279
00:18:29,772 --> 00:18:31,788
OK. Thank you.
280
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,708
Stay there, stay there. You OK?
281
00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:38,796
Hey.
282
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:44,744
Do you... Do you want to come home
with me?
283
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:45,764
What?!
284
00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:47,784
No way!
285
00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:50,700
You naughty boy.
286
00:18:57,764 --> 00:18:59,716
Ugh!
287
00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:02,712
Ooh! Sing a song, Boo-Boo.
288
00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:05,752
# Another lunch break
another portion
289
00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,776
# Another piece of cake
290
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,776
# Another two
Fuck it - 20
291
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:11,772
# Cigarettes
292
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:14,720
# And we're happy
293
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,780
# So happy
294
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,728
# To be modern women. #
295
00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:22,796
Hey, come here.
296
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,720
Let's never ask anyone for anything.
They don't get it.
297
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,708
Deal. Deal.
298
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:33,796
Fuck it.
299
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,700
This is totally fine.
300
00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:42,732
Hello. Open!
301
00:19:51,704 --> 00:19:52,712
All right, Dad?
302
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,764
What's going on?
303
00:19:56,704 --> 00:19:57,788
Oh, I'm... I'm absolutely fine.
304
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,784
I just, er...
305
00:20:05,752 --> 00:20:06,756
Yeah?
306
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:11,708
Oh, it's nothing. It doesn't...
307
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:15,756
It's... You know, it's nearly
two o'clock in the morning.
308
00:20:19,764 --> 00:20:21,792
Yeah, OK. I'm... I don't want to...
309
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,740
I'm going to...
310
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,780
It was...
311
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:26,796
Oh, fuck it.
312
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:31,796
I have a horrible feeling that
I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish,
313
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:35,756
apathetic, cynical, depraved,
314
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,728
morally bankrupt woman, who can't
even call herself a feminist.
315
00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:42,796
Well, er...
316
00:20:48,744 --> 00:20:50,752
You get all that from your mother.
317
00:21:02,712 --> 00:21:04,708
Good one.
318
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,788
Er, I'm going to call you a cab,
darling.
319
00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:08,780
And, er...
320
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,720
please don't go upstairs.
321
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,788
To be fair, she's not
an evil stepmother.
322
00:21:47,712 --> 00:21:48,756
She's just a cunt.
323
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,740
Hi.
324
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,736
Darling, I thought that must be you.
325
00:21:55,736 --> 00:21:58,712
Everything all right?
Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by.
326
00:21:58,712 --> 00:22:00,724
Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.
327
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,792
Don't worry - Dad's already
booking me a taxi.
328
00:22:08,756 --> 00:22:09,776
What are you doing?
329
00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:13,764
Oh, painting.
I find the night-times very...
330
00:22:13,764 --> 00:22:15,776
peaceful. Usually.
331
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,748
Oh, warming up.
332
00:22:25,796 --> 00:22:28,780
Look, I know it's not really
my place, but are you OK?
333
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,732
Everyone's been really worried.
Poor fucker.
334
00:22:31,732 --> 00:22:35,796
Yes, she's actually an expression of
how women are subtle warriors.
335
00:22:35,796 --> 00:22:37,712
Strong at heart.
336
00:22:37,712 --> 00:22:39,756
We don't have to use muscular force
to get what we want.
337
00:22:39,756 --> 00:22:41,736
We just use our... Tits.
338
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,716
..innate femininity.
339
00:22:44,752 --> 00:22:46,764
Tits don't get you anywhere
these days.
340
00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:47,768
Trust me.
341
00:22:49,752 --> 00:22:51,740
It's very valuable, actually.
342
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,736
How much? Thousands.
343
00:22:53,736 --> 00:22:55,748
Oh. Can I have it?
344
00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:57,740
No.
345
00:23:05,736 --> 00:23:06,792
What's that?
346
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,744
Oh, er...
347
00:23:08,744 --> 00:23:09,760
my self-portrait.
348
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:18,704
Oh.
349
00:23:19,756 --> 00:23:22,792
'Right, it's here.'
Ooh, I think I can hear your dad.
350
00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:26,792
'Cab's here!'
351
00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:29,784
Thanks! Aw. Nice of him.
352
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,732
Bye. Bye.
353
00:23:35,796 --> 00:23:37,708
Er...
354
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,708
Please look after yourself.
355
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,756
You really do look ghastly, darling.
356
00:23:50,704 --> 00:23:52,712
Oh, cafe, eh? Yeah.
357
00:23:53,776 --> 00:23:54,780
On your own?
358
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,796
Er, kind of.
359
00:23:57,796 --> 00:24:00,768
Kind of? Go on.
360
00:24:00,768 --> 00:24:03,708
It's... It's quite a funny story,
actually.
361
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,740
Oh, no, that's good.
It'll keep me going.
362
00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:06,744
Shoot.
363
00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:12,712
I opened the cafe with my friend
Boo. Cute name. Yeah.
364
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,768
Yeah, she's dead now.
She accidentally killed herself.
365
00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:18,732
Wasn't her intention,
but it wasn't a total accident.
366
00:24:18,732 --> 00:24:21,732
She didn't actually think she'd die.
She just...
367
00:24:21,732 --> 00:24:24,700
found out that her boyfriend
fucked someone else
368
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,768
and wanted to punish him
by ending up in hospital,
369
00:24:26,768 --> 00:24:28,764
not letting him visit her for a bit.
370
00:24:28,764 --> 00:24:31,712
She decided to walk into a busy
cycle lane,
371
00:24:31,712 --> 00:24:34,720
wanting to get tangled in a bike -
break a finger, maybe.
372
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,788
As it turns out, bikes go fast and
flip you into the road.
373
00:24:36,788 --> 00:24:40,716
Three people died.
She was such a dick.
374
00:24:44,732 --> 00:24:47,716
So, yeah. Kind of on my own.
375
00:24:48,305 --> 00:25:48,574
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