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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,600 Okay, I'll go first. 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,220 Let me just say, we don't really need to be here. 3 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,700 See, we've been married for five years. 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,120 Six. 5 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:27,840 Five, six years. And this is really just like a checkup for us. 6 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:30,140 Very well then. 7 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:34,180 On a scale of one to ten, how happy are you as a couple? 8 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,620 Eight. 9 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:41,100 I'm confused. Is ten like totally happy and one is totally miserable or? 10 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:43,640 Just responding instinctively. 11 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:46,670 Okay. Ready? 12 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:47,970 Ready. 13 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:49,310 Eight. 14 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:53,070 How often do you have sex? 15 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:55,330 I don't understand the question. 16 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:58,130 Yeah, is this like a one to ten thing, or? 17 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:04,129 Right, because it's one very little, or it's one nothing, because, you know, 18 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:07,030 technically speaking, zero would be nothing. 19 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:10,970 How about this week? 20 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:26,250 Now that we're alone, tell me, how honest are you with him? 21 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,150 I mean, pretty honest. 22 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:30,850 It's not like I lie to him or anything. 23 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:33,790 We just, we have secrets. 24 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:36,630 Everybody has secrets, you know? 25 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,640 Isn't that a nice surprise? 26 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:19,980 I hope so. 27 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,680 You're home, Arlan. 28 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 I missed you. 29 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:25,340 Missed you too. 30 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,400 Missy? 31 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,640 So what have you decided? 32 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,420 I want a divorce. 33 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,420 What do you want? 34 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:17,880 Your death? 35 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,500 We have an unusual problem. 36 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,100 You obviously want me dead. 37 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,820 And I find myself less and less concerned with your well -being. 38 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:30,780 So what do we do? 39 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,420 Shoot it out right here? See what happens? 40 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,340 That'd be a shame. 41 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,300 The neighbors could hear the noise and then they'd kick me out of the 42 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,720 neighborhood once they found you dead. 43 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,260 Dance with me. 44 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:47,140 You don't dance. 45 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:49,500 It's part of my cover, sweetheart. 46 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:52,420 With the lost part of it, too? 47 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,300 Why is it you think we fail? 48 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:50,900 Were we too busy living separate lives, or is it all the lying that did us in? 49 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,680 I've got a new theory. 50 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,540 Newly formed. 51 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:57,420 You killed us. 52 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:03,800 You approached our marriage like a job, planned it, and executed it. 53 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,340 And you avoided it. 54 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,000 And what do you care if I'm just part of your cover? 55 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,520 You said you were just a cover. 56 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,920 Honey, where'd you go? 57 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,240 I'm waiting for you. 58 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,640 All right, come to Poppy. 59 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,960 Fucking Poppy now. 60 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:19,660 Do you want the vlogger or do you want the writing crap? 61 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:23,340 I don't know, Mrs. Smith. 62 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,160 Which one do you think? 63 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:29,620 This one. 64 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:34,980 You still want that divorce? 65 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,180 I don't know 66 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,360 I regret throwing me on the floor like you did. 67 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,880 Maybe you kicked me in the balls. 68 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,080 You pointed your gun at me first. 69 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:42,580 much better than counseling, don't you, Mr. Smith? 70 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,000 I hate to agree with you, Mr. Smith. 71 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,230 Shut up when you talking to me. 72 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:16,160 Yes. Oh, yeah. 73 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,080 I'm such a downer to that fucking car. 74 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,520 It's really fucking deep, just like that. 75 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,360 Fucking me like that. 76 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:55,440 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 77 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,280 Oh, 78 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:01,480 fuck. Yes, yes, yes. 79 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,200 Fuck me like you fucking hate me. 80 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,600 I'm so deep. You're so deep. 81 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:26,940 My stomach. 82 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,870 Oh my god, baby, I'm fucking calm. 83 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,370 You want it in the normal place? Yeah. 84 00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:34,950 You ready? 5389

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