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Frankie, tell the folks at home what
you're doing.
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What the hell does it look like I'm
doing? I'm working out. You're the one
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told me to stay in good fucking shape.
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Look at these pipes.
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Yeah, let's hope your other pipe is
bigger than the ones you're bragging
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right now.
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Well, we're working on these now, and
we're going to work on the other one
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later.
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So, Frankie, I understand you talked to
your son, Justin. He gave you a list of
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some creative ideas for our new movie
here.
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Yeah, he suggested that today the kids
go ahead and...
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Have new moves.
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Really, they got new moves? Yeah, we
didn't have all that kind of fancy stuff
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back in our day.
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Why don't you show me this list and tell
me what these moves are? You won't
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believe the names on these lists.
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Well, surprise me. I'm going to surprise
you.
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The number one move is called the
teabag.
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What the hell is a teabag? You got me.
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Number two, the mushroom stamp.
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I like mushrooms, but I don't know if
I'm going to like these.
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Yeah. And three, we can figure out, it's
called the rim job.
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Anything to do with basketball?
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No, I don't think so, but we're going to
slam dunk.
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Okay, Frankie, I got myself a paper
here, and we're going to make some
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Let me see if we can get ourselves
another actress here. Sounds good to me.
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All right.
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Here's one.
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Sweet Essence. She's 24 years old.
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She's fetish friendly.
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Just what you've been looking for,
extremely friendly.
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Ready for some fun? Call me. All right.
I want you to dial this number.
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You ready?
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Okay.
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It's ringing.
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Oh, it just came in and said it's
disconnected.
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All right. Don't worry about it. Hang
on. I got another one here. Okay. All
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right.
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This one sounds perfect.
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Beautiful 20 -year -old. Susan is her
name. 5 feet, 100 pounds.
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Mature men only.
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That's good for me.
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And you won't be disappointed.
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Out calls only, meaning I guess she's
coming to us. All right, try this number
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out.
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Nine. All right, it's ringing.
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Okay.
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Hello, Susan.
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My name is Frankie.
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I saw your ad in the paper, and I'm
interested. How much are you charging?
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Okay, hold on.
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It's $200.
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See if you're going to poke it out on
150 and turn on the charm to do it.
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Hey, sweetie.
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You know, I'm...
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On a fixed income, okay?
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I'm an old guy, you know, in Social
Security.
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So can you take it down to $150 to help
me out? I'd love to see you.
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He said only $200.
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We'll do it at $200.
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Okay, we'll do it at $200.
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Let me give you the address.
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No, this is just a friend of mine who
finances me, okay?
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So it'll only be me.
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All right, let me give you the address
for her.
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It's 580. All right, we'll be waiting
for this knock on the door. Okay,
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she's one away.
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Okay, sounds good.
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Okay, thank you.
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Now, Frankie, remember, take your pill
before you get some.
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Don't tell me you lost your pill.
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Frankie.
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Frankie.
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You got it? Yeah. Okay.
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You had me nervous there for a minute.
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I had meat eaters, too.
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Okay, there's the pill.
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Let's toast to Susan.
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All right, to Susan. To Susan.
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All right, great.
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Let me shut the camera off.
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Okay.
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I'm getting all excited about this. Oh,
good. You're not nervous now, are you?
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I am not.
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Wait, I hear the door.
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Let me go get the door, Frankie. Hold on
a minute.
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Let me just put the camera down for a
second.
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okay one
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thing
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Frankie didn't mention
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This encounter here, are you comfortable
with that?
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Filming for what purpose?
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For kind of a private collection.
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We're going to show this to Frankie's
friends at the old age home just so they
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know that he's not dead, he's up in
space.
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Okay, but it's just for personal use?
Just for personal use.
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Okay, may I ask for maybe 50 extra since
we're filming?
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A pretty girl like you, definitely.
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You want to negotiate 50 bucks for this.
All right, perfect.
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All right, great.
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All right, why don't you guys have a
seat on the couch. Let me get the camera
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and we can get going with this, all
right?
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All right.
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Okay, Susan, Frank, are you comfortable
there on the couch?
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Yes. Okay, good.
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You look wonderful, too. Are you guys
ready to start the shoot?
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I am ready. Are you ready? You know I
am.
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Yeah, I can see the blood rushing to
both your heads from here.
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Okay, let's get going. All right. And
let's do a little action. My son gave me
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some foreplay notes.
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Okay. Let me take them out and show them
to you.
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You know what?
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Teabagging.
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Oh, my God, yes, I do.
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What is teabagging?
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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There you go. Very good.
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How's it feeling, Frankie?
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It feels kind of tingly.
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I know the old folks at the home are
going to have a heart attack when they
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this. I'm still not quite sure why they
call it a tea bag, though.
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Me neither, but it's fine with me. They
can call it anything they want.
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Mushroom stamp.
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The rim job.
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Hey, Frankie, now that we're done with
the pork leg, let's get down to
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How about a little French kiss in here?
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Set those titties there for me.
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Hey Frankie, how about getting a blowjob
now?
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Susie, you want to take care of Frankie?
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Give him a little head?
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So fast.
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Is the blue pill working good there,
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Frankie?
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What's it look like?
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I'm surprised you're still standing.
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Oh, my God, I'm going to come.
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Stay, stay.
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Stay, okay.
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Oh!
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Sorry. It's okay.
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Sorry.
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Oh, God.
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She's a winner there, Frankie.
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I'm surprised anybody could hold it with
a girl that good.
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