All language subtitles for The Genie From Down Under s02e09 Stocks and Bondings

Dream on.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Teeny, from down under.

Dad, we're free!

What do I need more than anything else
in the whole world?

A little brother called Buzz?

A dead father called Bruce.

Don't be ridiculous.

What haven't I got?

Good manners? No.

No, it's simple, isn't it? I need a
boyfriend.

Having a boyfriend is the second most
important thing in the whole world.

So, what's the most important?

Well, obviously, it's making sure your
girlfriends see you've got a boyfriend.

Finding a boyfriend for Ben.

This could be a tough one.

No need to exhaust your tiny brain,
Bruce. I know exactly who I want, and

perfectly capable of getting him myself.

So, is this guy, like, all there? I'll
have you know that Montgomery St. Ive

only has brains and good looks, he's
also incredibly wealthy.

I'm going to meet him this afternoon at
Martha and Sophie's badminton party, so

there.

I just need a boyfriend to accompany me.

Why do you need a boyfriend if you're
going after Monty?

I don't want Monty to think I'm after
him or that I can't get a boyfriend.

Oh, of course.

What about me? I'm a boy and I'm your
friend.

I can't go with a kindergarten reject.

What would Martha and Sophie think?

I can grow.

I wish you would.

Childhood goes so fast. One minute
they're babies and the next, boof.

Really, Bob, that hill savannah was a
waste of time.

Some people talk for eight hours about
being decisive.

Well, actually, I'm not quite sure.

It could be a number of things. Then
again, I think this self -help thing is

wonderful.

I've been serving others all my life,
too, darling.

Sometimes I just wish I could get away
and find myself.

Well, I wish you could find yourself,
too, or see.

Now, I'm... Bruce?

Possibly from England.

Wait.

That's it.

That's it now.

I've got to get myself some wheels.

Anyway, as I was saying, I'm off to
Marcia's.

I need a cup of tea.

Marcia, could you... Oh, no.

Do you know how to make tea?

If we could find her recipe.

Do you think he could slow down to a
comfortable speed?

Hey, lead foot, can you slow it down?
We're losing our internal organs back

here. No can do, I'm afraid, darling.

Got to get these old coaches where they
want to be on time to keep them happy,

all right?

Never downside, are you? You just had to
go and rock the boat.

Santa Perry for the holidays.

Oh, Thomas, that's so amazing.

It's Mauritius for us. Have a look
around, Paul.

Amazing.

Incredible.

Marcia, Sophie.

So good to see you. This is Marcia
Huntley. Have we met?

Yeah, heaps of times. Most likely. No,
Basil, since he was this high.

Hello,

I'm Thomas.

Sophie, I must say, he's suave,
handsome, and obviously so mature.

Anyone for Twister?

What? I mean, grovel around the ground
in a tangle of arms and legs.

Fabulous. Girls?

Girls?

Uh, we might take a rain check, right,
Sophie?

Come on, then, guys.

Hello, just me and from New York.
Daddy's buying a few companies or

Amazing. How incredible.

Oh, hello.

I'm Monty. Oh, hello.

I... I... I... I... I... I... I'm sorry.

I don't speak Italian.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Hello, hello. Oh, yes. Good price. I'll
take 30 ,000 shares, I'll take.

Fine.

Penelope Towns. I'm very... Is that
Twister they've got there?

Oh, yes.

Ridiculous game. So passing.

I love Twister. Who wants to play?

Oh, yes.

How amazing. How incredible.

How humiliating.

Hello, child. Take your meal. Okay.

All right. No more midnight, person.

I shan't rest until Monty St. Ives is my
boyfriend and that those so -called

friends of mine are wallowing in the
depths of misery.

Bruce, I have a wish.

Salivate over Monty. We don't salivate.
No, it's more of a drool, isn't it?

I must admit, though, Monty is quite
mouth -watering. I can't wait till he

here.

Monty's coming here?

Why? To see me.

Amazing. Incredible.

Unbelievable.

Yes.

I wish he was here.

says they're going to rise, then I want
the piece of it.

Monty! Oh.

Hello. I'll get back to you.

What a surprise.

I'm not actually quite sure why I popped
in.

I'm actually on my way to Australia.
See, there's an international

for Junior Stockbroker of the Year, and
I'm favourite to win.

Oh, Australia.

Really?

Oh, Monty. I don't know whether you
remember this. Marcia Sophie.

Special treat to see you two again.

Very well. Not right.

You want him to like me and think I'm
special.

I wish we were somewhere alone and that
he'd shower me with adoration.

No problem.

I said adoration, not deportation.

Where is he?

I can't see you.

I think we're totally alone out here.

Not completely alone.

Oh, he might help us.

Oh, Ken, things might fly.

Will you shut up?

Oh,

a mirage, a talking mirage.

Actually, it's a holy David.

Oh, here,

let me help you.

Oh, Dotty, it's hopeless.

We'll never get this thing up. Mr.

Von Meister, we were wondering if you
and Conrad might possibly give us a

Sorry, pal, no can do.

Now, you paid for the no frills outback
experience, and that's exactly what

you're going to get.

We're really grateful, but what are we
supposed to do about putting these

up? Well, that's just how auto is.

It can never do enough for you.

Say that again.

Give me that.

After you put your tents up, you're
going to have all the thrill and

of making your own lunch.

Oh, thank you very much.

Sir. No worries. We won't trouble you
again.

Good. Come on.

Nobody likes a whinger.

Who was that masked rider?

They call her Mad Moth.

You know, you're very special, Penelope.
You saved my life, conjured up a

computer as if by magic.

Really? With nothing?

Jill, I'd like to do you a special
favour in return.

Invite you to a little party they're
throwing before the junior stop through

all. Oh, Monty, that's wonderful.

I'm speechless. This is such a thrill.
Don't say another word.

Please, I need to get to work.

Hello? Yeah. Oh, yes, I'm back online.

Well, I've obviously got a very special
relationship.

I mean, silent, but special.

You think so, do you?

So do I.

I just wish Martha and Sophie could see
me with him.

I thought you said you didn't want to
see them anymore.

But if you insist.

What have we here?

I found them wandering in the bush,
talking about Wiltshire and shopping.

Really? Is this the Wiltshire boutique?
Now, you take care, girls. Drink lots of

water. And don't forget to brush your
teeth.

Thank you, Mad Moth.

Tokyo Stock Market closes in five
minutes, Moscow Marie.

He's working towards the stockbroking
competition.

Amazing. Incredible.

Oh, hello there.

Come to watch the wheels of finance in
motion, have we? Could we?

Come on.

That might be a bit complex for you
girls, but just watch my total wealth

You know, stockbroking requires total
concentration.

Oh, which is kind of hard with this
light.

Do you have a lamp?

Oh, of course, Monty.

Oh,

Sophie, be a dainty. My Wall Street
Journal's arrived to the mail, won't

Oh, my pleasure, Monty. Thank you.

Oh,

Marcia, I'm so glad I could catch a
moment alone.

You see, I've got this little party
coming up, and I was wondering if you

might...

Penelope, I think we need to talk about
Monty.

Isn't he just the most fascinating
person?

Fascinating wasn't exactly the word that
sprang to mind.

How about boring, vain, arrogant?

Yes, they're all good.

Darling, I don't know how to tell you
this, but he's in love with someone

Who?

Marcia? Oh, not Sophie.

Himself.

I don't want to speak ill of the guy,
but he's a money -grubbing egomaniac

glued to his phone and doesn't give a
hoot about you or anyone else.

Well, it just so happens I don't care
what you think.

Monty St. Ives is the love of my life
and I want the world to know it.

I'm so glad we can touch a mountain
moon.

Excuse me.

Some of us were wondering when we'd be
doing the sunset tour.

Can you keep it down while Uncle's
trying to get his beauty sleep?

What about the sunset tour? Look, my
uncle's here for you 210%. All right?

been giving and giving and giving non...
Look at him. He's exhausted.

That tells when the grub's on, will you?

I knew we should have gone for the
deluxe package.

No good trying out a stoop. Now, come
on.

That... quite... mad man.

The tourists are suffering, and their
pain is my pain.

Sophie, what would you wear if you were
going to the Junior Stockbroker's pre

-awards party?

Oh, something incredibly elegant.

What would you wear if you were going to
the Junior Stockbroker's awards

ceremony?

Something terribly sofisto.

And if you were going to the Junior
Stockbroker Awards after -party?

Oh, something amazingly casual.

I want it.

I want it.

That chinless little... He thinks he can
have all three of us.

Well, maybe he can.

What?

We've had our differences, I know, but
we're all friends, really, aren't we?

Yes.

And real friends share and share alike.

Share what?

Revenge. And I know how to get Monty
where it'll really hurt.

I know, Huffy. Look, one more big profit
deal like this and we're going to have

the contest in the bag.

OK. Cheers. Bye.

Oh, that's Monty.

Can't talk now. Only four hours trading
left to the contest.

Please, we've got a problem with our
savings.

And we really need an expert's advice.

Pretty please?

Well, okay, but I can hardly spare a
second. Time is money, you know.

1 ,671 points.

Now, what's this saving problem?

Oh, we can't work out how to open our
piggy bank.

Well, my motto is seize the dough.

Howdy, partners.

Cass Greenback's the name, International
Financial Advisor.

This here's my son, Buck.

Howdy. We're in the doozy of a jam.

I'm here to give one of my clients a
little red -hot investment tip, but dag

-nabbit, we got lost and now my dang
phone's up and busted, so looks like

gonna miss out.

Dang. Hot tip, did you say?

Oh, yes, sir, right.

Heard me a whisper about a little
company stock that's about to go higher

skyrocket on the 4th of July.

Y 'all haven't got a phone we could use
now, have you?

Well, yes, there's one inside.

Actually, it's broken.

Shocking strike of bad luck.

Tell me, though, just out of pure
interest, what is this little company's

All investments stable.

Stock prices holding.

Congratulations. Hello, Humphrey.

Okay, listen to me. Sell everything.

I want you to think it into a company
called Von Meister Tool.

Von Meister.

Yes. Egg.

Thank you.

Liquidating acid. Don't you fly, devil.

That's exactly what she said.

Don't you say that again. Von Meister
stock rising.

My comrade, where is everyone?

They're gone.

Gone?

What do you mean, gone?

What are you talking about?

They can't have gone. They can't even
cross the road without someone holding

their hand.

What other revenge you took them on?

There is no such thing.

I don't know what you think you're
playing at, but you bring back my

right now.

They won't be back.

These tourists are taking a sunset tour
of their own.

Start the bus.

That bus is the property of Von Meister
to us.

They'll be back when you've got dinner
ready.

Dinner?

Right

on,

Leather Avenger.

every penny I own into von Meister
tours.

Now I just sit back and wait till I'm
rich.

No, I won't be coming up!

Stop! Stop!

Who is he?

Oh,

dear. Who is that poor fool? And what
sort of chimp outfit is he running?

That's Otto von Meister, sole operator
of von Meister tours.

Oh, nice, sir.

Oh, no.

Warning, warning.

Montgomery, we have a problem.

Investment unstable.

Hello. Humphrey, yes, look, sell it all,
okay? I don't care what price, just

sell. Okay, bye.

Investment prices are spiraling.

Oh, doctor, we're going down.

Monty, is that a bad thing?

It's far too complex for us girls.

Still going to be junior stockbroker of
the year, Monty.

I'm going to be the youngest bankrupt
ever.

Basically, sir, you're in deep fiscal
doo -doo.

Total wealth zero.

Monty, you've lost your shirt.

This is a nightmare.

It was a red -hot tip. It was supposed
to go off like a rocket.

It still might, if you wish.

What's going on here?

Who's going to clean up this mess?

Doesn't somebody wish the old muskie had
come back?

Yes.

Mr. Herr Meister.

Your socks have gone slithery.

I have drunk from the rivers of wisdom.

And now I just want a nice cup of tea.

Oh, Marky, we missed you so much. We
can't live without you.

Where did you go? What did you do?

I'd rather not say, my lady.

But one thing I did learn.

On the bumpy road of life, good
suspension is very important.

Left hand, red.

Isn't this fun, friend?

Who needs Montgomery St. Ives?

And not me.

And not me.

I'm just glad my plan to get rid of him
worked.

I think you mean my plan.

Then it'll be the stock market with my
idea.

And who thought of the piggy bank?

I beg your pardon. The whole idea was my
concept.

Penelope, it's so like you to try and
take credit for this.

If you're going to be like that...
Friends.

They're so important and so annoying.

One minute your partner's in revenge,
the next you're at each other's throats.

Personally, I blame Twister.

That's right. I'm the master. You're my
genie. You belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

Genie, genie, from down...

I wish come true.

Dream on.

Genie, genie, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right then.

Genie from down under.